The Psychologist (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - Earthquake in Turkey - full transcript

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Three minutes, that's the timeframe.
-The therapy?

We don't do 50 minute sessions,

we cut to the chase.

Out of a 60 minute session,
three minutes are the most effective.

One, two, three.

You're not entitled to sick days,
car expenses, not relevant,

paid leave, unaccumulated.

You haven't been working here long enough.

Your honeymoon will have to wait.

You want to be
a minister's wife in September? -What?!



You heard me.
-Is this real?

Tell me, do you know Effi Lieblich?

Effi Lieblich is my husband,
so yes. I know him.

Do you know why he came on to me?

I can't imagine.

He said he came on to me
because he thought I'm...

trans!

What?!
-What? -What?

Did Effi come on to you?

Did he make sexual advances?
I'm his wife, I have to know.

Effi's not gay,

I'm not gay,

no one is gay.

I'm not gay either.



I did some research,
accessed his Visa account. -You're amazing.

There were some suspicious charges,

stuff from gay clubs,

"This is Sodom", "Husband and Lace..."

Effi Lieblich bought
gay sex paraphernalia.

You can't imagine how you helped me.
-What are you doing?

It's a recording of our conversation.

It'll go viral on Facebook.

I'm going to treat you
to an amazing woman.

A director that Effi and I want
to document the campaign,

Sharona Ben-Avraham,
she's a famous director.

I have feelings for someone
who works with me.

I think about her all the time.

It didn't start with the campaign,
you've felt this way for...

what, five years?

No, two weeks.

Two weeks?

Oh no...

No...

You thought it's you?

Who are you talking to?

Oh, Tutti, hi!

Hello, I'm Dr. Tutti Lieblich.

Keren Mor

Tal Friedman
Yuval Segev

Guy Gurevich, Emanuel Huri

Mental Incompetence

Casting Director
Bruria Albek

Executive Producers
Eitan Abot, Guy Hameiri

Artistic Design
Tamar Gadish, Zvika Guter

Music
Ran Shem Tov

Cinematographer
Daniel Miller

Editor
Nili Feller

Writer
Yosef El Dror

Producer
Dikla Barkai

Time's up.

Director
Tali Shalom Ezer

The Psychologist

"Earthquake in Turkey"

"Very Internal Information
by Tutti Lieblich"

Noam?

Yes.
-What are you doing?

Eating a little something without gluten.

It's not written well.

What? -The book.

It's not interesting.

It's just the first draft.
-But it's no good.

We'll rewrite it together.
-I'm busy.

Of course.
-Very. -I know.

Can't I rely on you
to do something so trivial?

You mean, writing your book?
-Organizing it, yes.

I spend most of my time
substantiating what you told me,

validating the stories.
-But it's illegible.

I left holes in the story
because I'm lacking your input,

materials, I worked fast.

So I have to write them myself?

That's not what I said.

What about when I was a kid
and donated to "Adopt a Friend"?

Yes.
-Five shekels every week.

Right.
-For three weeks.

I... remember.
-Where's that?

I was going to ask you.
-What?

Why you stopped donating
after three weeks?

I lost interest.

Alright, I'll write something.

Fifteen shekels is nice too.
I bet she bought something,

the Ethiopian girl I adopted.

Alright, I'll come up with something.

Do you understand
why it's important?

Important?
-Yes, that it be in the book.

I...

Because that's where I began.

Began what?

My giving,

to mankind.
Which many years later

gave birth to "Three Minutes".

Do you understand
the value of three minutes?

Sure, getting to the point

and not blabbering for 50 minutes.
-Not only that. -What then?

I can treat more people.
-Ah.

Instead of one an hour,
twenty an hour. -Okay.

I can help more people who are suffering.

Excellent.

And that's where it began.
-Got it.

From the girl I adopted,
that's why this story is important.

Alright.

And it's not in the book.

I'm still trying to organize the...

chapter on childhood,

but there's a hole there,
hardly any material,

so I thought of things
from my childhood that could fit.

But we didn't have the same childhood,

are you kidding me?
-Yes, but...

there are things that everyone...

Like riding a bike, maybe.

Purim.

A sandwich from Mom for school.
-No.

No? -No.

Okay, I'll rewrite something...

I'll expand, stretch what we have.

Maybe I have a cassette
from way back when.

Great.

I'll recall something
and you'll write.

Oh, listen,

I talked to Hadar
a few days ago and... -What?

And she...

she's great at getting stories
out of people,

so maybe the three of us can...

I'll pass, thank you.

Okay, but,

she suggested we discuss something,

because...

I'm making a major contribution to the book.

Basically I'm writing it.

Why so modest?

Yes.
So I thought,

maybe you can write

a credit,

let's say,

you know?

"By Tutti Lieblich

"with Noam Sokolov".

It's not that you're writing,
you're organizing the material. -Okay.

They're my ideas.
-So...

"Edited by Noam Sokolov".

I gave you cassettes, notebooks.
-Yes.

Those are my words.

So, "Edited by Noam Sokolov"?

No, I have an editor,
someone Mano gave me.

"As told to Noam Sokolov"?
-No, that's...

It makes it sound
as if you did who knows what,

you just organize material
that I thought of

and imagined and lived.

Special thanks perhaps?

What?

"Special thanks to Noam Sokolov".

We'll think of something, alright?

Great.
-Something more precise.

Thanks, that's what I wanted.

Now...

The chapter with the pictures?

Yes?

All your pictures look as if
they were taken at the same time.

Ah. -You're just wearing
a different color each time.

And different outfits.

Yeah?

There's just one picture that's really good,

that represents me,
so I did it in various outfits. -Okay.

This one.

Remember? -Yes.

The outfits were photoshopped,
I changed the backgrounds,

on some I asked
that famous people be pasted

that I supposedly met.
Good, no?

Uh huh.
-Famous people are reassuring.

Here, with Rita.

With Meir Shalev,

with Shimon Peres.

You have to get their consent.

For what?

For pasting yourself to them.
-Them to me.

Yes, yes.
-So we'll get their consent.

I don't think so.

No?
-No.

But Peres is dead.
-That's no excuse.

Okay, then just the pictures
with the different colors,

a different vibe, that's good too.
-Okay.

It shows different sides of me.
-Alright.

As long as it's that picture.
-Okay. -That I showed you.

Alright.

Do you want to see it again?
-No, I know which one.

So that's that.

I'll leave room for those pictures

and if you find real ones that you like...

Alright.
-Great.

Anything else?
-Yes,

the story about volunteering
during the earthquake in Turkey.

Yes?

Do you have anything from there?

Some photo at the rubble?

No, it wasn't me,
it was someone I went to university with.

That's a problem.
-Too bad, it's a good story.

How about something
that really happened? -In Turkey?

Not necessarily.

I'll find something.

Then I'll start with what I have

and maybe I'll be finished
by the end of the month.

Okay.

Then we can talk.

By the end of the month?
I need it tomorrow.

The whole book?

It has to be proofed and printed.

I want it for the elections.

Why the elections?

I'm going to put stacks at the polls.

Of the book?

Yes.

Can you do that?

Why not?

"Even when you eat Crembo"

Okay.

Hello, Avner, Sharona.

Sharona, we're here at your request.

Thank you, Tutti.

Before we get into the...

what's your story?

No story,
we worked together at "Lachman".

That's not what you said.
-No story.

But we're not the issue,
how about you? Is it serious?

Not at all.
-Ah.

Why so surprised?
It's a rebound from Effi.

You dated Effi?
-Yes.

Lieblich?
-Yes.

She's married to Effi Lieblich.

Right. It didn't go anywhere.

It would of if he wasn't gay.

He's not gay.

Effi's not gay.

Of course not.

Effi's married to Tutti.

Tutti, shall we reminisce about Haifa?

Haifa?

She doesn't know about Effi and Avi?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Effi and Avi?

He doesn't know a thing?

It's like I'm sitting
next to a crazy person.

Tell me about it.

All I know
is that Effi and Avi work out together,

maybe do a bit of spinning too.

Are you saying that
to imply something else?

Because, believe me, they do,

not just spinning.

I think I get what she's implying.

You have to stop that talk in the office.

I don't have to talk, I can show.

I bet she pasted something in Photoshop,

like Gal Gadot
with two black men in bed.

This software where famous people
are doing porn.

Really?

You must see it.
-What...?

Can you send me the link?
-Sure, here.

Thanks, Tutti.

You won't believe it.

I don't want to argue with you.

Then tell me what you want,

I didn't ask for this session.

It looks totally real.

Yes, but...

what does she need it for?

What, people drooling over her?

She's a movie star.

It's another market.

Not everyone goes to the movies.

But it's not really her.

Her name is there.

Poor thing.

Anyway,
it's good to know what you do

during your downtime, Tutti.

It's like I don't know you.

If I were married to Effi,
I'd watch porn too.

Oh, you got that right.

And you don't know me.

If you have feelings for her,
you don't know her for sure.

He doesn't have feelings for me,
he has feelings for you.

No I don't. Stop.

Have you seen his screensaver?

What? -Nothing.

It's a picture of you.

Really? Which one?

Not the one you sent me, don't worry.

It's not flattering.

No, it's a good one.

I don't want to see it.
Your session, not mine.

Not a good picture.

Not the one that shows.

What?

Not the one you sent me that shows.

I didn't send you a picture
where anything shows.

You don't remember?
-Oops.

Obviously I can't have my picture taken
without parts of myself...

What's your problem, Sharona?

You're constantly insulting Tutti

and me

and Effi

and Avi.

Why did you even want this meeting?

I told you it's a bad idea.

I won't have this, I won't.

First of all, back off,
your breath smells.

Avner,

Sharona is trying to tell you

that she doesn't like
what you're saying to her.

He's making me nauseous.
What did you eat?

The Mediterranean tuna.

See?

You're a mean person.

We've been together for a few weeks,

that must make me a good person,
better than good.

You're so boring, God.
-Yeah?

Your breath always smells like tuna.

Even when you eat a Crembo,
you reek of tuna.

You had sex with me.

I wouldn't call it that.

You faked it?
-What did you do?

Oral.

Ah.

You know what?

I suddenly realize
where you two got involved.

I told you, we worked together.

You were his babysitter when he was little

and you took it from there.

You know what, Sharona?
That's it.

You're outta here.

Out of treatment?

The job, you're fired.

We don't need you. Go.

Yeah, go.

You'll regret this.
-Go home.

I wouldn't do this if I were you.

I'm not talking to you,
not calling you tonight.

We're done.

Nice, Avner, I'm proud of you.

Are you crying?

Great...

Now I have to clean up after her?

Could you please go?
I want to be alone.

I'm not there, Avner.

It's Internet, I'm at my place.

Please, go.
-You're getting rid of me?

If you'd dumped her long ago
this wouldn't have happened.

She's so mean that it's addicting.

She's just a whore.

You fired her.

For you.

Thank you, Tutti.

You're welcome.

I love you too.

I love you too.

"Ten views"

"The end of the parachute candidate"

"Effi Lieblich's wife
had inappropriate relations

"with a member of the election team"

"His wife?"
Don't I have a name?

Effi
Calling...

Yes.
-Who is Eli Ben Moshe?

What?
-A "Ynet" reporter.

What's the problem?
-No...

What now? It's all over.

"The thought of this couple
in the government makes me cringe"

"Public privacy"

"Behind the scenes of the center party"

"Sharona Ben Avraham:
'I was scared, but the truth matters more'"

"Effi Lieblich and Avi Levi:
authority relationship or consensual affair"

"Former employee at Effi Lieblich's law firm

"accuses Tutti Lieblich
of holding back wages and sexual harassment"

What's that picture, God?

"Police will interrogate Ruth Lieblich
on suspicion of fraud

"and impersonating a psychologist"

"The wife's makeup expenses"

"Shlomi patient -
'Give back the money, you con!'"

But I helped you, you punk.

"Very Internal Information
by Tutti Lieblich"

Effi

Friends, I want to thank you for coming.

I appreciate it...
-Ten views.

You must be aware
of the ongoing witch-hunt

and this is the time

to look at you and say,

this is temporary.

Tomorrow this will be behind us...

You're not sleeping?

I can't.

To thank Avi Levi

and everyone who supported

this outstanding campaign

and this is the time to thank you.

You look good, Effi.
We look good.

Oh, please.

Where did Avi take you for the facial?

I'm going too.

I told him: "Be strong."

I embrace

Avi Levi, Avi Levi.

I told him: "Be strong."

I told him.
-This is so hard.

"Be strong."

Huge. -Strong.

Huge. -Strong.

We forged ahead

with all our might.

Strong. -With might. -Strong.

From behind. -Strong.

From behind. -Strong.

From behind behind behind behind.

Avi Levi is huge. -Strong.

Avi Levi is huge. -Strong.

Avi Levi, Avi Levi, Avi Levi,

big, big, big, big, big, big...

It's so hard.

Be strong.

Huge. -Strong.

Huge. -Strong.

With might, might, might.

Strong. -With might.

Be strong.

It's hard.

Avi Levi. Avi Levi.

Be strong...
-Tutti, can you call Ariella?

What for?

I need pills.

I'm not talking to her.

Oh, right.

Be strong. -Huge.

Strong. -Huge.

Strong.

We forged ahead

with all our might, might, might.

Strong. -Might. -Strong.

Behind. -Strong.

Behind. -Strong.

"Roberta Women's Magazine"

Hi, Roberta from Women's Magazine.

I wanted to discuss a cover this week.

Get back to me.

Hi, Tutti!

Get back to me as soon as possible.

Bye, sweetie.

Mano Ettinger

"Manly Effi Lieblich for prime minister"

"Tutti the queen mother"

Effi.

Behind. -Strong.

Ah? -Come here a sec.

What for?
-Come here!

Where are my slippers?
-Get over here!

"Text message:
'Ophira and Berko talk show'"

"Tuti, this is Ophira,
we met at Moti's house.

"Get back to me, we have to talk"

Israel?

Hi.

How many copies did we print?

Print more.

A million.

Mano will approve.

Talk to him, yes.

I'm not gay!

What's the difference?

Prime minister!

It's an editorial.

Look how many sessions.

A message from "The Marker".

A message from "The Fucker".

Maybe I should get dressed?

Maybe you should undress?

Maybe you should turn off the camera?

So people will think you're straight?

I have an appointment.

With Avi?
-Something like that.

It won't be long.
-Yes?

Three minutes.

"Delete! Delete! Delete!"

Tutti, are you ready?

We're in the zone?

Yup. -Okay.

Drink the champagne.

Yes.

Perfect.

Okay...

Action.

This is my first shoot,
so explain to me,

I'll have my makeup done each time?

Hey, it says we have a dog.

Again, I wasn't focused.

Sorry. -No problem.

This is the page...

Sorry, now I...
-Now you.

What's wrong, Tutti?

Nothing, I'm making faces.

Miri Mesika? What's she?

She's herself.

She's herself?

She's a patient too?

Yes. -Awesome.

But she's not called Miri Mesika.

But it's her.
-Got it.

Today.
-I'm in love with her.

Sometimes he shouts:
"Change the song, change the song."

He doesn't let up until I sing...

I forgot my lines.

Hello.
-I missed you.

Really?
-You choke so well, Keren.

Start over.

From the top.

I have to change the lotion.

It's too greasy.

Shit!

I used a quarter of a bottle.

I'm very angry!

Very, very angry, Noam!

Focus.

You should have told me
before you sent the test...

Noam!
-Yes.

Wow.

Where the heck did that come from?

Where did that wild inspiration come from?

I can be in "Harry Potter".

From take to take
you become more of a loser.

Quiet, we're taping.

Touch your bangs, Tutti Lieblich.

The dress isn't flexible.
-Are you comfortable? -Yes.

I wore tougher stuff than this.

"I wore tougher stuff than this"

Cut.

You're making me laugh,
you can't laugh.

Don't be alarmed if I stop mid take.
-Fine.

That's not alarming at all.

Wait, you haven't seen how she stops.

She goes berserk.

"Cut!" Like that.

Be a sweetheart.

I'll go down on you
after I eat my sandwich.

What?

Okay...

I forgot my lines.

Good morning.

I want to tell you about a dream I had.

In the dream...

I see a bird.

Coming from the sky.

It's the first time I'm seeing her.
-Right.

A very nice woman.
-Very.

A beautiful woman.

She is a beautiful woman.

She dresses nice too.
-Quiet, please.

She has a nice house too.

You like holding the cup like that
or by the handle?

Because she's...

seeking consolation, so like this.

A religious woman seeking consolation?
-Yes.

Pervert.

Yes, nice.

Awesome.

Okay, focus, no one talks,

this is a take.

Good luck.

Action.

Look who it is!

Back at you.

Lachman Dror.

Tutti "Lieblieb".

Cut.

Cut.

The Psychologist