The King of Queens (1998–2007) - episodes with scripts
Taking place in Rego Park, Queens, New York, a blue-collar married couple, Doug, a deliveryman, and Carrie, a secretary at a law firm, who both live with Carrie's oddball father, Arthur, try to make the best of what they got while trying to make their marriage somewhat normal and getting through tiny problems that they have together, even the occasional run-in with Carrie's father.
Season 1
- 3. Cello, Goodbye
- 4. Richie's Song
- 5. Paternal Affairs
- 6. Head First
- 8. Educating Doug
- 10. Supermarket Story
- 11. Noel Cowards
- 12. Fixer Upper
- 13. Best Man
- 14. Dog Days
- 15. Crappy Birthday
- 16. S'ain't Valentine's
- 17. Court Date
- 18. White Collar
- 19. Rayny Day
- 20. Train Wreck
- 21. Hungry Man
- 22. Time Share
- 23. Where's Poppa
- 24. Art House
- 25. Maybe Baby
Season 2
- 1. Queasy Rider
- 2. Female Problems
- 3. Assaulted Nuts
- 4. Parent Trapped
- 5. Tube Steaks
- 6. Doug Out
- 7. Get Away
- 8. Dire Strayts
- 9. I, Candy
- 10. Roamin' Holiday
- 11. Sparing Carrie
- 12. Net Prophets
- 13. Party Favor
- 14. Block Buster
- 15. Frozen Pop
- 16. Fair Game
- 17. Meet By-Product
- 18. The Shmenkmans
- 19. Surprise Artie
- 20. Wild Cards
- 21. Big Dougie
- 22. Soft Touch
- 23. Restaurant Row
- 24. Flower Power
- 25. Whine Country
Season 3
- 1. Do Rico
- 2. Roast Chicken
- 3. Fatty McButterpants
- 4. Class Struggle
- 5. Strike One
- 6. Strike Too
- 7. Strike Out
- 8. Dark Meet
- 9. Twisted Sitters
- 10. Work Related
- 11. Better Camera
- 12. Wedding Presence
- 13. Hi-Def Jam
- 14. Paint Misbehavin'
- 15. Deacon Blues
- 16. Horizontal Hold
- 17. Inner Tube
- 18. Papa Pill
- 19. Package Deal
- 20. Separation Anxiety
- 21. Departure Time
- 22. Swim Neighbors
- 23. S'no Job
Season 4
- 1. Walk, Man
- 2. Sight Gag
- 3. Mean Streak
- 4. Friender Bender
- 5. No Retreat
- 6. Ticker Treat
- 7. Lyin' Hearted
- 8. Life Sentence
- 9. Veiled Threat
- 10. Oxy Moron
- 11. Depo Man
- 12. Ovary Action
- 13. Food Fight
- 14. Double Downer
- 15. Dougie Nights
- 16. No Orleans
- 17. Missing Links
- 18. Hero Worship
- 19. Screwed Driver
- 20. Lush Life
- 21. Bun Dummy
- 22. Patrons Ain't
- 23. Eddie Money
- 24. Two Thirty
- 25. Shrink Wrap
Season 5
- 1. Arthur, Spooner
- 2. Window Pain
- 3. Holy Mackerel
- 4. Kirbed Enthusiasm
- 5. Mammary Lane
- 6. Business Affairs
- 7. Flame Resistant
- 8. Flash Photography
- 9. Connect Four
- 10. Loaner Car
- 11. Mentalo Case
- 12. Jung Frankenstein
- 13. Attention Deficit
- 14. Prints Charming
- 15. Animal Attraction
- 16. Golden Moldy
- 17. S'Poor House
- 18. Steve Moscow
- 19. Cowardly Lyin'
- 20. Driving Reign
- 21. Clothes Encounter
- 22. Queens'bro Bridge
- 23. Dog Shelter
- 24. Taste Buds
Season 6
- 1. Doug Less I
- 2. Doug Less II
- 3. King Pong
- 4. Dreading Vows
- 5. Nocturnal Omission
- 6. Affidavit Justice
- 7. Secret Garden
- 8. Eggsit Strategy
- 9. Thanks, Man
- 10. American Idle
- 11. Santa Claustrophobia
- 12. Dougie Houser
- 13. Frigid Heirs
- 14. Switch Sitters
- 15. Cheap Saks
- 16. Damned Yanky
- 17. Multiple Plots
- 18. Trash Talker
- 19. Precedent Nixin'
- 20. Foe: Pa
- 21. Tank Heaven
- 22. Altar Ego
- 23. Icky Shuffle
- 24. Awful Bigamy
Season 7
- 1. Lost Vegas
- 2. Dugan Groupie
- 3. Furious Gorge
- 4. Entertainment Weakly
- 5. Name Dropper
- 6. Offtrack... Bedding
- 7. Silent Mite
- 8. Awed Couple
- 9. Cologne Ranger
- 10. Domestic Disturbance
- 11. Pour Judgment
- 12. Gym Neighbors
- 13. Gorilla Warfare
- 14. Hi, School
- 15. Deconstructing Carrie
- 16. Black List
- 17. Wish Boned
- 18. Van, Go
- 19. Ice Cubed
- 20. Catching Hell
- 21. Slippery Slope
- 22. Buy Curious
Season 8
- 1. Pole Lox
- 2. Vocal Discord
- 3. Consummate Professional
- 4. Like Hell
- 5. Sandwiched Out
- 6. Shear Torture
- 7. Inn Escapable
- 8. Move Doubt
- 9. G'Night Stalker
- 10. Raygin' Bulls
- 11. Baker's Doesn't
- 12. Fresh Brood
- 13. Gambling N' Diction
- 14. Apartment Complex
- 15. Buggie Nights
- 16. Knee Jerk
- 17. Present Tense
- 18. Sold-Y Locks
- 19. Emotional Rollercoaster
- 20. Four Play
- 21. Hartford Wailer
- 22. Fight Schlub
- 23. Acting Out