The Deep (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 21 - Bad Luck Fish - full transcript

( Middle Eastern Music ) ♪♪

AHH!

Hmm.

( Middle Eastern Music ) ♪♪

Good evening, Dolos.

William Nekton.

A pleasure, as always.

A-hem...

Ah, yes.

The child is also here.

In the last week,



three boats have sunk

in the Sargasso Sea.

Oh, so sad.

But life goes on, yes?

Two Trawlers went down -

and a solo yachtsman.

We managed to rescue him.

Heart-warming story.

If there is a medal for

retrieving foolish yachtsmen,

I hope you receive it.

Why are you bothering me?

Those aboard the trawlers

reported seeing



a purple fish before they sank.

The yachtsman mentioned

the same fish.

The yachtsmen said

the fish was bad luck.

Do you know anything

about this?

I know many things

about many fish.

Could you be more specific?

Ah.

Very specific.

There.

The "Bad Luck Fish".

So - it's a giant,

monster fish?!

This drawing is actual size.

...oh.

According to the stories,

the bad luck fish causes

ships to sink.

Superstitious nonsense,

of course.

But the legend goes back to

the very first recorded sinking

in the Sargasso Sea

in 1521.

Uh, the first recorded

sinking was in 500 BC.

Ugh.

Tell the child he's wrong.

According to a text

in our possession,

a Phoenician treasure ship,

carrying precious artifacts,

sank in 500 BC.

In the exact same spot

this latest yacht sank.

Very bad luck.

Mister Dolos.

This fish is our only clue.

If we can work out why ships

sink in the Sargasso,

we can save lives!

Yes, uh.

Wait here a moment while

I...retrieve something.

Where's he going?

Maybe he's coming back

with more information?

( engine starting )

He's not coming back

with more information.

Nope.

He's gone after the treasure

ship in the Sargasso sea.

Yep.

Can I gloat lots if we have

to rescue him?

Absolutely.

My family are explorers.

We have been for generations.

While others look up

to the stars...

...we know there are an infinite

number of things

that shine in the darkness

below.

There are things lurking

in the seas

that long ago vanished

into myth.

My family are explorers.

And we explore...

THE DEEP!



The report has

the trawler sinking

at 22 degrees north latitude

and 66 degrees west longitude.

I am at the location of

the treasure ship.

Where are you?!

Stalled.

Our engines are clogged

with seaweed.

I need a salvage crew!

Right now!

Our boat ain't goin' anywhere,

Dolos!

Ridiculous!

How could a boat be paralyzed

by seaweed?!

Just bad luck I guess.

Ugh!

( engine attempting to start )

Ah! You!

Go away!

What...?

Ah!

( choking )

What is...

( choking )

happening?!

( beeping )

A water-activated distress

beacon has just gone off!

Hah, Dolos.

Where is he?

The exact coordinates

of the sunken ship.

Ant, Fontaine.

Go get him and have fun.

( choking )

Agghh!

Help! Somebody help!

Hello, Mister Dolos.

Somebody else, help!

Did the Bad Luck Fish

sink your boat?

( panting )

The only bad luck

is you two being here!

So, you don't want us

to rescue you?

( whimpers )

Maybe...

I do?

Aaahh!

Augh!

We'll take you

aboard the Aronnax.

Underwater?

No. That is unnatural.

And disturbing.

I will stay here.

Hah!

Are you scared of

going underwater?

I am scared of nothing!

C'mon...

Since we're already picking

up one grumpy looking passenger,

we may as well pick up another,

as a sample.

Fontaine, are you sure

you wanna bring

a bad luck fish on board?

Ant, nobody knows

about this species!

We should study it

while we can.

But all the boats

that have sunk?

There's always a rational

explanation.

Ah, an annoying child who says

something almost-sensible.

How rare.

Aaghhh!

I will remain here.

Where I can quickly escape

from this giant underwater

metal death trap.

Ant?

Can you bring Dolos to

the bridge immediately?

We need to talk.

I have far more important

things to do

than socialize

with your parents.

Or you.

Especially you.

Hmm.

Are you planning on stealing

our Rover

and looking for sunken

Phoenician treasure?

( gibberish mimicry )

( sigh )

Dad?

This could take a while.

Drag him if you have to.

I want to know exactly

how his boat sank.

I'll try.

But I think he's scared.

( Dolos ): I am scared

of nothing!

Hmm. Any debris or solid objects

on sonar that Dolos

might have collided with?

Nothing but seaweed.

Bad Luck Fish, huh?

( kissing sound )

Let's see if we can find

what you really are in... this.

Ooh! Ah!

OOF!

( heavy sigh )

UGH!

Huh?

Hah!

That was just a case of

poorly stacked books...

and a bit of clumsiness

on my part.

But definitely NOT bad luck!

Right Jeffrey?

Hmm.

Looks like the bad luck fish

are taking an interest

in the Aronnax.

Will, they're not bad luck fish.

That's absurd!

They have all the luck

of regular fish.

Ow!

Woahhh!

Ugh!

Did we hit something?

No!

I don't know what this is!

Let go!

Augh!

( panicking )

Hey!

Stop that!

Ahhh!

Woah!

Dolos, what are you doing?!

Getting out of this death trap!

WOAH!

( Ant ): But you don't know how

to drive the Rover!

( Dolos ): Do too!

We're still dropping!

Why??!

I don't know!

Ugh!

Huh?

No!

AUGH!

We're in free fall!

( struggle )

Huh?

See?

Your submarine is a giant,

underwater death trap!

NO!!

Mum? Dad?

Are you okay?

Talk to me!

Is everyone all right?

Ugh...

Huh.

Ugh.

We're fine, Ant.

Ant, can you hear me?

The purple fish.

It's inside Jeffrey's tubes!

It's inside the Aronnax!

Bigger problems here,

Fontaine.

Ugh, but mom--!

Some systems are offline.

Navigation, heating...

...lighting.

We have to get that fish

off the Aronnax.

Fontaine, you can't

possibly believe

that this was caused by

a "Bad Luck Fish".

I didn't.

Then we brought one on board

and five minutes later

we were stuck on the bottom

of the sea.

That seems like bad luck to me.

Look, we need to focus

our energy

on re-starting the engines.

You're right.

You and I will work on

the engines.

Fontaine take care of that fish.

Not you too!

I'm not saying the fish

is bad luck.

I'm just saying I want it off

our sub.

We should be searching

for the treasure,

not wasting our time--

We're going to rescue

my family.

You can help, or

you can complain.

I choose to complain!

I choose to say 'be quiet,

I'm concentrating'.

I choose to not take orders

from children!

Oww!

Ahh!

( Ant ): Why do you keep

doing this?!

You know you can't drive!

( kissing sound )

Woah!

( panting )

Ah, woah!

Oww!

Just a coincidence, Fontaine.

The Ocean floor here

is unstable.

Do you think it could collapse

entirely?

( crash sounds )

I think we should find a way to

surface as quickly as possible.

Ugh, stop it, Dolos!

We're going the wrong way!

YOU are going the wrong way!

I am going MY way!

Look! The bad luck fish!

You are trying to distract me!

I only stop for Phoenician

treasure!

Get back! Back back!

Dolos - you have

to listen to me!

Are you talking about treasure?

No!

Then no - I don't.

Aarggghhhh!

( together )

Aaaagghhh!

Oww!

Ooww!

Let me drive!

You'll make us--

AUGH!

...crash.

( groan )

Okay, re-starting engines.

That seems like a good sign.

So, let's get out of here.

( sigh )

We're not moving.

Our ballast still isn't venting!

We need to release water.

We're too heavy.

The release pipe is blocked?

It must be.

Which means we need someone

on the outside.

The ocean floor will be blocking

the moon pool door,

but there are other ways.

I'll head out.

Yes!

( chuckles )

I've got you now.

Woah!

Oof!

( groans )

It's not bad luck.

It's just a matter of time

before I tripped over this mess!

Aww, poor Jeffrey.

The bad luck fish sure has

a crush on you.

Huh.

Maybe we can help

each other out.

Well, we're stuck.

( panicked breathing )

Not good.

This is not good.

( gasp )

The fish!

It's true.

It's all true.

They are bad luck.

They are cursed!

Stop panicking!

Think of the treasure!

It seems to outweigh your fear

of being underwater.

My fear of being stuck in here

with you is even greater!

Ant!

Your father could use

your help clearing

the ballast release pipe.

We are stuck.

You are on your own.

Ignore him.

We'll get out of this.

We'll see you soon.

Rover out.

There's dive gear here.

We can get outside and

cut through the seaweed.

"We?" Out there?

Hah! I pass.

( sigh )

Fine.

Me.

No, no!

The fish have caused us

to flood!

Just calm down!

We need to flood the Rover

to open the canopy.

I'm taking this laser.

We can still talk to each other

through our masks.

Do we have to?

Faster!

You could try being

a little nicer.

I tried that once.

It was not profitable.

Whoa!

You don't scare me!

You're just a fish.

Dolos - try the engines.

That button there.

Yes!

Now pull back on the throttle.

Dolos?

Pull back on the throttle!

Dolos, come back!

Come back?

Or search for valuable

Phoenician artifacts?

Hmmmm - such a difficult

decision...

Bye, bye!

Dolos! No!!

Augggh yes!

Ha ha!

The solo ski tubes aren't as

smooth as the Moon Pool,

but they do the trick.

Ohhh...

What is it?

Talk to me Will.

The pipe is bent and blocked.

It may be brittle.

Heat it before you

bend it back.

The air is coming up

from below the seabed.

It looks like it could collapse

at any moment.

Then work fast.

Aahhh!

Will!

Augh!

The gas bubbles!

They're methane!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Methane, Kaiko!

Highly flammable.

It makes sense.

Centuries of rotting seaweed

- Methane forms

under the sea floor -

and as the bubbles rise

they turn into foam.

Mostly air.

And air can't support boats!

We just discovered why all those

ships went missing.

Will.

I think we're about

to join them!

Stupid seaweed!

How am I supposed to find

a shipwreck in all of this?

( sigh )

You're lost, Dolos!

You need to come back for me.

( gasp )

This is your fault!

Go, go away!

How is this my fault?

I was not talking to you, child.

( groan )

I'm turning on a beacon

so you can come find me.

Hah!

Unless you are a sunken

Phoenician treasure ship,

I have no interest

in where you are.

( groan )

Now...where am I?

( gasp )

It worked, Will!

I'm venting the ballast...

but the Aronnax isn't rising.

Kaiko, we're running

out of time!

( kissing sound )

Gotcha!

Bad Luck Fish,

your luck just ran out.

( panicked breathing )

I am not lost!

I am not lost!

Wha-?

Ohhh, that's impossible!

I'm going around in circles!

Aaaah!

You! You did this!

Go away! Go!

You can't blame the fish,

Dolos.

This isn't bad luck.

You chose to look for

the treasure.

You chose to take the Rover.

And YOU chose to abandon me.

Now you're lost.

And you've got no one to blame

but yourself.

There's no such thing

as bad luck.

You just made a bad choice.

AHH!

OOF!

Hello Mr. Dolos.

You came back for me!

And now I am making

a choice to...

( sigh )

let you drive me.

Hmmm, now you've made

a good choice

and good things will happen.

We find the treasure?

That's not what I meant.

...you will stop talking?

( gibberish mimicry )

Okay, the ballast is empty.

I'm gonna try the engines again.

It's no good.

I'm giving the engines

everything

but the ship won't budge.

We've done everything we can,

Kaiko.

We may have to abandon

the Aronnax.

Is this...

as bad as it looks?

Very bad.

There's no treasure down here

at all.

The Aronnax is stuck

in the ground,

and the gas underneath

is methane.

We're sitting on a bomb here

Ant.

Hmm.

Dad? You know how you

have reservations

about some of my crazier ideas?

This one you're going to hate.

I hate it already and I haven't

even heard it.

The Methane bubbles form below

the surface, right?

Uh huh.

If we wait until a really

big one forms...

Like that one?

Yes - perfect -

that will temporarily deplete

the methane underneath.

And?

Then we ignite what's left.

Okay I've heard it now

and yes I hate it!

Did you say ignite?

Ant is right!

It will loosen the silt

and free the Aronnax.

Your plan for our freedom

is a massive explosion?

I did say no one would like

my plan.

Mum.

I ejected the Bad Luck Fish

out the solar-ski tubes.

Our bad luck is gone!

We could fall through

the seabed any second

and Ant is planning to save us

by blowing us up.

Okay. So maybe not.

Ant, it's time.

Kaiko - fire up the engines.

Igniting the methane

in three...two...one!

WOAHHH!

Hold on!

WOAHHH!

Hang on, Fontaine!

Yes!

Way to not explode, mom!

Haha!

Woohoo!

( laughs )

Everyone back onboard.

Let's get out of here.

I just want to point out that we

totally didn't get blown up.

I think it's safe to say

that there's no such thing

as the Bad Luck Fish.

We know why the ships

sink now.

We can tell all vessels

to avoid this area.

And I'm guessing

those Purple Fish thrive

in methane-rich water.

Hey Fontaine - ever since I

stopped being superstitious

and started making

better decisions,

I've had nothing but good luck.

I even made a new friend!

Urgh.

Don't touch me.

I wasted my time coming here.

There is no treasure.

You're wrong.

We found the best kind

of treasure there is.

Friendship.

Bleurgh!

I feel sick.

( Ant ): That's okay.

I'll look after you,

good buddy.

( Dolos ): This has to stop.