The Deep (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 19 - The Proteus Factor - full transcript
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Fontaine!
What is it?
Our least-favourite
attention-seeking showman,
Devil Daniels.
Urgh.
Behold, loyal viewers!
My underwater drone camera
recently discovered an ancient
Viking shipwreck!
Laden with Treasure!
A good day to be Devil Daniels!
Adventurer,
Monster Hunter,
Man of Action!
Phony,
self-centered,
Man of Annoyance.
It's hidden deep within
the hydrothermal vents
in the North Atlantic,
known as Loki's Castle.
But only I know exactly where!
The local government have wisely
entrusted me, "Devil Daniels",
with the task
of raising the treasure.
Devil Daniels?!
Trusted with something priceless
and fragile?!
That's pretty much the worst
idea ever.
Time to call the monster hunter.
Ah! William Nekton!
Mister Daniels.
We'd like to help you raise
that Viking treasure.
Heh.
And why would a charismatic,
solo-adventurer like me
need help?
Because we have experience
with this sort of delicate
operation.
And... how do I put this?
We're worried you'll turn
an incredible,
ancient ship into little broken
pieces of ancient ship.
Ugh, do they call me
"Devil Daniels the clumsy?"
No - I'm "Devil Daniels
Treasure Hunter".
At least I am this week.
Daniels, look out!
Is that a threat, Fontaine?
Gohhhh--
( muffled grunts )
( gasps )
Arrrggghhh!
Mad Madeline!
That's right!
And there's nothin'
you can do
'cause us pirates is smarter
than you!
Puh-lease.
My fish is smarter than you!
Why, you little...
( straining )
Forget about that treasure,
Nektons.
It belongs to Captain
Hammerhead now.
( evil laughter )
My family are explorers.
We have been for generations.
While others look up
to the stars...
...we know there are an
infinite number of things
that shine in the darkness
below.
There are things lurking
in the seas
that long ago
vanished into myth.
My family are explorers.
And we explore...
THE DEEP!
♪
We won't stand by...
...while you kidnap someone.
What?
This ain't about the treasure?
You want Devil Daniels?
( muffled pleas )
Um... have you met him?
People are more important than
treasure.
Even Daniels.
Hahahahahhaahaaaha!
Now that's funny!
Hahahahahhaahaaaha!
Excuse me - I got plunder to...
well, you know... plunder.
Can we track the Dark Orca?
No.
Their sonar evasion technology
is too effective.
Well, we may not know exactly
where the treasure is,
but we do know it's somewhere
within Loki's Castle.
Setting a course there now.
Uh, Mister Hammerhead,
excuse me.
Look, if this isn't going to be
about me rescuing the treasure
perhaps we could focus on
the antagonistic relationship
between you
and the Nektons.
What?
"Man of Action" brings arch
enemies face-to-face
in mammoth, underwater
confrontation!
Get him out of here!
I've already got me own plans
for the Nektons!
Get that treasure now!
And load it up quick if you want
to earn your one percent share!
Loki's Castle covers
a large area.
We could be searching
for days.
Can we track those traces
of diesel fuel
the Dark Orca's always leaking?
Analyzing the water outside...
...there.
Paraffins,
Napthalines
and Alkylbenzines -
all the elements found
in Diesel!
Follow that trail!
Careful!
A single piece of treasure
gets left behind -
so do you!
Huh?
( alarm wailing )
Heads up Captain...
...The Aronnax is on its way.
Perfect.
They're doing just
what we want them to do.
Everyone clear on the plan?
You board the Orca
and grab Daniels.
I return him to the Aronnax.
I disable the Orca's propellers
to hold it
until the authorities arrive.
And I'll sit here piloting just
because it's Fontaine's "turn"
to have fun.
We're not "having fun", Ant.
We're on a mission.
The most fun mission ever.
Hrmmm...
Not helping, Fontaine.
( straining )
Hey! Guys?!
I'm trapped!
Kaiko!
( straining )
Hammerhead!
Release Kaiko now!
Hammerhead!
I'm coming, dad!
Looks like you'll need
my help after all.
Auto-pilot on.
( evil laugh )
Welcome aboard.
( evil laugh )
For a job like this, you'll need
the Mag Knight.
( straining )
Danny Boy -- hail Finn,
and give us eyes in
the Orca Moon-pool.
Hmm, you don't look
so smart.
( straining )
I'm coming mum!
At least I've got a good
vantage point on the treasure.
Huh?
Ooohhhh, well done Nektons.
You opened a door.
Um, guys...
Hammerhead's on the Aronnax.
( All ): He's what?!
Get off our ship Hammerhead!
Oh, I don't think so
Miss Nek-ton.
In fact, I think it could use
a new name.
Is calling it "The Hammerhead"
too modest?
I like it, Captain.
Sounds strong.
We'll show you strong,
Hammerhead.
Ant. Will.
( straining )
What in the blazes
are they doing?
Nektons! Get off my Dark Orca!
Your Dark Orca?
Not anymore.
Finn -- call the guards!
Aye-aye Captain!
( laughs )
Stop right there!
Finn -- we got the Nektons.
Eghhh...
Captain, the guards say
they've apprehended the--
What the...?
( distant screams )
Back off!
I'll defend my home to...
...to the point where
I'm clearly outnumbered.
Ah, Fontaine.
( chuckles )
My favorite Nekton.
( sighs )
Where'd you put my crew?
The brig.
We don't have a brig.
A dark, dirty room
with no windows
that smelled of old,
dead things...?
Ah. That's the kitchen.
Where's Devil Daniels?
I don't know.
Probably somewhere
he can't be heard.
He got pretty annoying
pretty quickly.
Yeah. He does that.
Don't worry.
I'll find him.
Aggh!
Loose wire.
It does that.
Ant -- I need to figure out
how to work this heap.
See if there's a manual.
Is this the end
of Devil Daniels?
Imprisoned without
a glimmer of hope.
When suddenly,
a daring rescue by
my favorite Nekton.
Ugh, I can un-rescue you just
as easily if you keep talking.
Nektons!
What do you think
you're doing?
Surrender now and we may decide
to leave your precious home
in one piece.
That treasure doesn't belong
to you,
or your pirates, Hammerhead.
You think you're gonna' take
me treasure away?!
Do I have to remind you about
your treasure, Nekton?
I know you keep something
rare and valuable in your safe,
and soon it'll be mine.
Do you wanna' play
the hard way?
Let's play the hard way!!!
Will, what if Hammerhead
gets his hands
on the Chronicle of the Deep?
I've upgraded
the security system.
Nobody could get
into that safe.
( laughs )
Watch and learn fish!
There's no safe in the world
that Mad Madeline can't crack!
Huh?
But...
there's no safe in the world
that Mad Madeline can't crack...
Hmm, maybe I don't have
to crack it.
Maybe I can get them
to open it for me.
All I need is a bargaining chip.
Come here you!
Ugh!
Huh?
Grrr-uuuggghhh...
We need to find an advantage.
I've already found one.
What's that?
A list of every type of torpedo
on board!
Find something that won't damage
our home.
I already have!
It's called...
The Gooper.
Garrghhh!
We're under attack!
The Gooper?
Th-those scoundrels!
Danny Boy, return fire!
Returning fire, captain!
Eh...ugh...
umm... Captain?
This sub's got nothing.
No torpedoes, no lasers,
no well-trained sharks.
But...
But how do they take
whatever they want
and destroy anyone
in their path?
Maybe they don't.
But... with our weapons,
they can now.
( gasps )
Turn!
Retreat!
Yes!
"Gooped" them again.
( laughs )
Attention, everyone!
Your Director is here!
Devil Daniels discovers
ancient treasure,
gets captured by a horde
of ruthless pirates,
escapes imprisonment,
and arrives just in time to save
the day!
All we need is... An explosion!
No!
What torpedo was that?!
Agh! The Squid-Inker!
( gasps )
( sighs )
You give rescuing people
a bad name.
We'll be as good as blind
in that cloud.
We are not losing our home.
Look at you.
Completely oblivious
to the fact
that you're about
to be captured.
Who's the smartest one now?
The human, that's who.
I don't want to leave the Orca
and that treasure behind.
( gasps )
Stop now!
Wahh-ooo-ahhh...
Ughh!
Noooo!
Ehh...
Ugh...
Sorry, Captain.
The reverse thrusters on the
Orca never worked that well!
Ugh, or at all.
Guaaahhhh!
Stop, stop, stop!
This thing...doesn't stop!
Guuuuaaaaahhhhhhh!
Aggggghhhhhhhhh!
Are these leaks normal?!
Maybe...
...a bit worse than normal?
You have to admit...
...this is a great cliffhanger!
Do you have a welding gun?!
Nope.
What do you use
when there's a leak?!
Is anyone else worried that
the pirates could get away?
Not much excitement
without our adversaries.
Daniels!
Whaaaa?
Ughhhh?
Wahhh-wooohhhh-woooo...
( grunt )
What were you thinking?
I was just thinking we needed
to up the stakes.
When we get out of here,
you are going to answer
for this!
Answer for what?
My only crime is my commitment
to great entertainment.
Perfect, because this will be
very entertaining.
Y-you can't do this!
I'm the director!
You're deluded.
Ha-ha! This is perfect.
Danny Boy, force
the Dark Orca down,
towards the lava.
( gasps )
Our crew are still on board!
And Finn!
Finn loves the heat!
I'm not going to fry them.
Just make 'em uncomfortable
enough to surrender!
Oh Nektons!
The Orca might be colder and
steelier than you're used to.
I thought you might appreciate
a little bit of heat!
Ha-Harrgghh.
Hammerhead,
what are you doing?!
This is crazy!
Crazy?!
When you've got treasure,
you're eccentric!
Call me when you're ready
to surrender.
Will, we have to get free
of these cables.
I'm on it.
I'll cut through them
with the Knight.
Ant, come with me to open
the Orca Moon-pool.
Did you think someone
just left food in your tank?
Grrrrr...
Come out fish.
Mad Madeline's
got food for you.
You like food, don't you?
Hah!
Not so smart now, fish!
Madeline, come to the bridge.
It won't be long now
before we get to see
the Nektons surrender.
Time to cut us loose!
Open the Moon-pool, Ant.
Hmmm...
Oh, no you don't, Nekton.
Guards! Get out there
and stop him!
Huh?
Wha?
Ohh! What's wrong?
You don't have internal
cooling systems in your suits?
Ohh! Ahh!
Wah-ha-ha-ha!
Wah-ohh-ohhhhhhh...
What? What are you doing?
Get out there and stop him!
We can't!
It's too hot, Captain!
Grrrrrrr...
We're clear!
Mum. Dad.
I have a plan to get us back
on the Aronnax.
Grrruuuggghhh!
Those lousy, resourceful,
do-gooders!
I want our ship and
our treasure back now!
I think I can help with that.
Their fish.
They wouldn't give up a whole
submarine and treasure
for a fish would they?
I don't know, Captain.
They're so good natured.
I can't relate to them at all.
Hammerhead!
Nektons.
We were just about to call you,
heh-heh-heh...
It's over.
We have your fish.
Jeffrey!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
You thought he was so smart,
but I outsmarted him.
Let him go!
Um... no.
Th-that's not how this works.
You surrender and then
you get your fish back.
Ugh, if you hurt him,
I'll...
Huh?
You'll what?
W-why have you stopped talking?
( laughs )
Huh?
What?
But...
Ugh!
Humiliated by a fish.
Hah-hah, told you he was smarter
than you.
Now. let's talk about what
you care about, Hammerhead.
You said this was over.
Oh, it is.
Surrender.
Why would we surrender
to you?
Because, if you don't,
we destroy the treasure.
Hah, the Nektons would never-
( gasps )
You're- you're bluffing.
You might sacrifice one coin on
a bluff but you'd never-
Nooooo!
Nektons! Stop this madness!
Ant. Hammerhead isn't agreeing
to our demands.
Feel free to continue
this madness.
Goodbye, precious treasure.
Nooooo!
All crew. Get out there!
Don't let them destroy
my treasure!
Alone and friendless
once more -
apart from thousands of internet
followers -
C'mon! We're leaving.
I was just in the middle
of a pathetic
but somewhat touching monologue.
Mind if I finish up?
Ugh...Now!!!
Don't let it fall
into that lava!
Aargghh!
They're getting away!
It's okay.
Danny Boy has got 'em covered.
I take it they left you
to guard?
Ummm... yeah.
AUUUGH!
Why don't you go guard
something else.
Ummm... yeah.
( scared panting )
And so, Devil Daniels...
...frees himself,
and the Nektons,
from the Pirate horde.
How exciting was that?!
We know about the treasure.
We would never destroy
historic artifacts.
That treasure was all fake,
planted by you to make your show
more exciting.
Hnnh, balderdash!
Fake Ducats!
Fake Pieces of Eight!
They're not even from the right
time period!
Ugh, boo-hoo.
So what?
It's classic drama!
But you can't prove
any of this.
Heh, I'm too smart to ever
be caught!
Maybe we can get your loyal
viewers to weigh in on that.
We caught all that
on Fish-Cam!
( sighs )
Making a phony documentary
about a phony treasure is fraud,
Devil Daniels!
So we're delivering a phony
treasure hunter
to the authorities!
Now that's...
...a happy ending!
Ahhhh!
The smell of home!
Heh-hee!
I've re-claimed the Orca
and I've rescued enough
Viking treasure
to buy ten of those
fancy subs!
Hah-hah-haaaaaaahhhh!
Um... actually, you don't.
What?
You're not going to like this,
Dad.
( gasps )
Noooooooooo...
♪
♪
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Fontaine!
What is it?
Our least-favourite
attention-seeking showman,
Devil Daniels.
Urgh.
Behold, loyal viewers!
My underwater drone camera
recently discovered an ancient
Viking shipwreck!
Laden with Treasure!
A good day to be Devil Daniels!
Adventurer,
Monster Hunter,
Man of Action!
Phony,
self-centered,
Man of Annoyance.
It's hidden deep within
the hydrothermal vents
in the North Atlantic,
known as Loki's Castle.
But only I know exactly where!
The local government have wisely
entrusted me, "Devil Daniels",
with the task
of raising the treasure.
Devil Daniels?!
Trusted with something priceless
and fragile?!
That's pretty much the worst
idea ever.
Time to call the monster hunter.
Ah! William Nekton!
Mister Daniels.
We'd like to help you raise
that Viking treasure.
Heh.
And why would a charismatic,
solo-adventurer like me
need help?
Because we have experience
with this sort of delicate
operation.
And... how do I put this?
We're worried you'll turn
an incredible,
ancient ship into little broken
pieces of ancient ship.
Ugh, do they call me
"Devil Daniels the clumsy?"
No - I'm "Devil Daniels
Treasure Hunter".
At least I am this week.
Daniels, look out!
Is that a threat, Fontaine?
Gohhhh--
( muffled grunts )
( gasps )
Arrrggghhh!
Mad Madeline!
That's right!
And there's nothin'
you can do
'cause us pirates is smarter
than you!
Puh-lease.
My fish is smarter than you!
Why, you little...
( straining )
Forget about that treasure,
Nektons.
It belongs to Captain
Hammerhead now.
( evil laughter )
My family are explorers.
We have been for generations.
While others look up
to the stars...
...we know there are an
infinite number of things
that shine in the darkness
below.
There are things lurking
in the seas
that long ago
vanished into myth.
My family are explorers.
And we explore...
THE DEEP!
♪
We won't stand by...
...while you kidnap someone.
What?
This ain't about the treasure?
You want Devil Daniels?
( muffled pleas )
Um... have you met him?
People are more important than
treasure.
Even Daniels.
Hahahahahhaahaaaha!
Now that's funny!
Hahahahahhaahaaaha!
Excuse me - I got plunder to...
well, you know... plunder.
Can we track the Dark Orca?
No.
Their sonar evasion technology
is too effective.
Well, we may not know exactly
where the treasure is,
but we do know it's somewhere
within Loki's Castle.
Setting a course there now.
Uh, Mister Hammerhead,
excuse me.
Look, if this isn't going to be
about me rescuing the treasure
perhaps we could focus on
the antagonistic relationship
between you
and the Nektons.
What?
"Man of Action" brings arch
enemies face-to-face
in mammoth, underwater
confrontation!
Get him out of here!
I've already got me own plans
for the Nektons!
Get that treasure now!
And load it up quick if you want
to earn your one percent share!
Loki's Castle covers
a large area.
We could be searching
for days.
Can we track those traces
of diesel fuel
the Dark Orca's always leaking?
Analyzing the water outside...
...there.
Paraffins,
Napthalines
and Alkylbenzines -
all the elements found
in Diesel!
Follow that trail!
Careful!
A single piece of treasure
gets left behind -
so do you!
Huh?
( alarm wailing )
Heads up Captain...
...The Aronnax is on its way.
Perfect.
They're doing just
what we want them to do.
Everyone clear on the plan?
You board the Orca
and grab Daniels.
I return him to the Aronnax.
I disable the Orca's propellers
to hold it
until the authorities arrive.
And I'll sit here piloting just
because it's Fontaine's "turn"
to have fun.
We're not "having fun", Ant.
We're on a mission.
The most fun mission ever.
Hrmmm...
Not helping, Fontaine.
( straining )
Hey! Guys?!
I'm trapped!
Kaiko!
( straining )
Hammerhead!
Release Kaiko now!
Hammerhead!
I'm coming, dad!
Looks like you'll need
my help after all.
Auto-pilot on.
( evil laugh )
Welcome aboard.
( evil laugh )
For a job like this, you'll need
the Mag Knight.
( straining )
Danny Boy -- hail Finn,
and give us eyes in
the Orca Moon-pool.
Hmm, you don't look
so smart.
( straining )
I'm coming mum!
At least I've got a good
vantage point on the treasure.
Huh?
Ooohhhh, well done Nektons.
You opened a door.
Um, guys...
Hammerhead's on the Aronnax.
( All ): He's what?!
Get off our ship Hammerhead!
Oh, I don't think so
Miss Nek-ton.
In fact, I think it could use
a new name.
Is calling it "The Hammerhead"
too modest?
I like it, Captain.
Sounds strong.
We'll show you strong,
Hammerhead.
Ant. Will.
( straining )
What in the blazes
are they doing?
Nektons! Get off my Dark Orca!
Your Dark Orca?
Not anymore.
Finn -- call the guards!
Aye-aye Captain!
( laughs )
Stop right there!
Finn -- we got the Nektons.
Eghhh...
Captain, the guards say
they've apprehended the--
What the...?
( distant screams )
Back off!
I'll defend my home to...
...to the point where
I'm clearly outnumbered.
Ah, Fontaine.
( chuckles )
My favorite Nekton.
( sighs )
Where'd you put my crew?
The brig.
We don't have a brig.
A dark, dirty room
with no windows
that smelled of old,
dead things...?
Ah. That's the kitchen.
Where's Devil Daniels?
I don't know.
Probably somewhere
he can't be heard.
He got pretty annoying
pretty quickly.
Yeah. He does that.
Don't worry.
I'll find him.
Aggh!
Loose wire.
It does that.
Ant -- I need to figure out
how to work this heap.
See if there's a manual.
Is this the end
of Devil Daniels?
Imprisoned without
a glimmer of hope.
When suddenly,
a daring rescue by
my favorite Nekton.
Ugh, I can un-rescue you just
as easily if you keep talking.
Nektons!
What do you think
you're doing?
Surrender now and we may decide
to leave your precious home
in one piece.
That treasure doesn't belong
to you,
or your pirates, Hammerhead.
You think you're gonna' take
me treasure away?!
Do I have to remind you about
your treasure, Nekton?
I know you keep something
rare and valuable in your safe,
and soon it'll be mine.
Do you wanna' play
the hard way?
Let's play the hard way!!!
Will, what if Hammerhead
gets his hands
on the Chronicle of the Deep?
I've upgraded
the security system.
Nobody could get
into that safe.
( laughs )
Watch and learn fish!
There's no safe in the world
that Mad Madeline can't crack!
Huh?
But...
there's no safe in the world
that Mad Madeline can't crack...
Hmm, maybe I don't have
to crack it.
Maybe I can get them
to open it for me.
All I need is a bargaining chip.
Come here you!
Ugh!
Huh?
Grrr-uuuggghhh...
We need to find an advantage.
I've already found one.
What's that?
A list of every type of torpedo
on board!
Find something that won't damage
our home.
I already have!
It's called...
The Gooper.
Garrghhh!
We're under attack!
The Gooper?
Th-those scoundrels!
Danny Boy, return fire!
Returning fire, captain!
Eh...ugh...
umm... Captain?
This sub's got nothing.
No torpedoes, no lasers,
no well-trained sharks.
But...
But how do they take
whatever they want
and destroy anyone
in their path?
Maybe they don't.
But... with our weapons,
they can now.
( gasps )
Turn!
Retreat!
Yes!
"Gooped" them again.
( laughs )
Attention, everyone!
Your Director is here!
Devil Daniels discovers
ancient treasure,
gets captured by a horde
of ruthless pirates,
escapes imprisonment,
and arrives just in time to save
the day!
All we need is... An explosion!
No!
What torpedo was that?!
Agh! The Squid-Inker!
( gasps )
( sighs )
You give rescuing people
a bad name.
We'll be as good as blind
in that cloud.
We are not losing our home.
Look at you.
Completely oblivious
to the fact
that you're about
to be captured.
Who's the smartest one now?
The human, that's who.
I don't want to leave the Orca
and that treasure behind.
( gasps )
Stop now!
Wahh-ooo-ahhh...
Ughh!
Noooo!
Ehh...
Ugh...
Sorry, Captain.
The reverse thrusters on the
Orca never worked that well!
Ugh, or at all.
Guaaahhhh!
Stop, stop, stop!
This thing...doesn't stop!
Guuuuaaaaahhhhhhh!
Aggggghhhhhhhhh!
Are these leaks normal?!
Maybe...
...a bit worse than normal?
You have to admit...
...this is a great cliffhanger!
Do you have a welding gun?!
Nope.
What do you use
when there's a leak?!
Is anyone else worried that
the pirates could get away?
Not much excitement
without our adversaries.
Daniels!
Whaaaa?
Ughhhh?
Wahhh-wooohhhh-woooo...
( grunt )
What were you thinking?
I was just thinking we needed
to up the stakes.
When we get out of here,
you are going to answer
for this!
Answer for what?
My only crime is my commitment
to great entertainment.
Perfect, because this will be
very entertaining.
Y-you can't do this!
I'm the director!
You're deluded.
Ha-ha! This is perfect.
Danny Boy, force
the Dark Orca down,
towards the lava.
( gasps )
Our crew are still on board!
And Finn!
Finn loves the heat!
I'm not going to fry them.
Just make 'em uncomfortable
enough to surrender!
Oh Nektons!
The Orca might be colder and
steelier than you're used to.
I thought you might appreciate
a little bit of heat!
Ha-Harrgghh.
Hammerhead,
what are you doing?!
This is crazy!
Crazy?!
When you've got treasure,
you're eccentric!
Call me when you're ready
to surrender.
Will, we have to get free
of these cables.
I'm on it.
I'll cut through them
with the Knight.
Ant, come with me to open
the Orca Moon-pool.
Did you think someone
just left food in your tank?
Grrrrr...
Come out fish.
Mad Madeline's
got food for you.
You like food, don't you?
Hah!
Not so smart now, fish!
Madeline, come to the bridge.
It won't be long now
before we get to see
the Nektons surrender.
Time to cut us loose!
Open the Moon-pool, Ant.
Hmmm...
Oh, no you don't, Nekton.
Guards! Get out there
and stop him!
Huh?
Wha?
Ohh! What's wrong?
You don't have internal
cooling systems in your suits?
Ohh! Ahh!
Wah-ha-ha-ha!
Wah-ohh-ohhhhhhh...
What? What are you doing?
Get out there and stop him!
We can't!
It's too hot, Captain!
Grrrrrrr...
We're clear!
Mum. Dad.
I have a plan to get us back
on the Aronnax.
Grrruuuggghhh!
Those lousy, resourceful,
do-gooders!
I want our ship and
our treasure back now!
I think I can help with that.
Their fish.
They wouldn't give up a whole
submarine and treasure
for a fish would they?
I don't know, Captain.
They're so good natured.
I can't relate to them at all.
Hammerhead!
Nektons.
We were just about to call you,
heh-heh-heh...
It's over.
We have your fish.
Jeffrey!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
You thought he was so smart,
but I outsmarted him.
Let him go!
Um... no.
Th-that's not how this works.
You surrender and then
you get your fish back.
Ugh, if you hurt him,
I'll...
Huh?
You'll what?
W-why have you stopped talking?
( laughs )
Huh?
What?
But...
Ugh!
Humiliated by a fish.
Hah-hah, told you he was smarter
than you.
Now. let's talk about what
you care about, Hammerhead.
You said this was over.
Oh, it is.
Surrender.
Why would we surrender
to you?
Because, if you don't,
we destroy the treasure.
Hah, the Nektons would never-
( gasps )
You're- you're bluffing.
You might sacrifice one coin on
a bluff but you'd never-
Nooooo!
Nektons! Stop this madness!
Ant. Hammerhead isn't agreeing
to our demands.
Feel free to continue
this madness.
Goodbye, precious treasure.
Nooooo!
All crew. Get out there!
Don't let them destroy
my treasure!
Alone and friendless
once more -
apart from thousands of internet
followers -
C'mon! We're leaving.
I was just in the middle
of a pathetic
but somewhat touching monologue.
Mind if I finish up?
Ugh...Now!!!
Don't let it fall
into that lava!
Aargghh!
They're getting away!
It's okay.
Danny Boy has got 'em covered.
I take it they left you
to guard?
Ummm... yeah.
AUUUGH!
Why don't you go guard
something else.
Ummm... yeah.
( scared panting )
And so, Devil Daniels...
...frees himself,
and the Nektons,
from the Pirate horde.
How exciting was that?!
We know about the treasure.
We would never destroy
historic artifacts.
That treasure was all fake,
planted by you to make your show
more exciting.
Hnnh, balderdash!
Fake Ducats!
Fake Pieces of Eight!
They're not even from the right
time period!
Ugh, boo-hoo.
So what?
It's classic drama!
But you can't prove
any of this.
Heh, I'm too smart to ever
be caught!
Maybe we can get your loyal
viewers to weigh in on that.
We caught all that
on Fish-Cam!
( sighs )
Making a phony documentary
about a phony treasure is fraud,
Devil Daniels!
So we're delivering a phony
treasure hunter
to the authorities!
Now that's...
...a happy ending!
Ahhhh!
The smell of home!
Heh-hee!
I've re-claimed the Orca
and I've rescued enough
Viking treasure
to buy ten of those
fancy subs!
Hah-hah-haaaaaaahhhh!
Um... actually, you don't.
What?
You're not going to like this,
Dad.
( gasps )
Noooooooooo...
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