Teen Titans (2003–2006): Season 2, Episode 2 - Every Dog Has His Day - full transcript
While taking the form of a dog, Beast Boy is mistaken for the lost dog of a lone alien.
*When there's trouble,
you know who to call*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*From their tower,
they can see it all*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*When there's evil on the attack*
*You can rest knowing
they got your back*
*'Cause when the world
needs heroes on patrol*
*TEEN TITANS, GO!*
[02x02]
- Every Dog Has His Day
*With their super
powers, they unite*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*Never met a villain
that they liked*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*They got the bad guys on the run*
*They never stop until
the job gets done*
*'Cause when the world
is losing all control*
*TEEN TITANS, GO!*
Version 1.0
*One, two, three, four, GO!*
*TEEN TITANS!*
BEAST BOY!!
Heh?guess I shoulda knocked first.
So what?s up, Cyborg? Working on your
car? Bet you could use a few extra hands.
Nah, I can handle it.
?Sides, some of
these tools are kinda-
Ooh! What?s this do?
Oops? heh.
Maybe you should go
help somebody else.
Hey, Robin.
Need a workout buddy?
Sorry, Beast Boy. But this is really
more of a solo thing. You okay?
Awesome.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos?
Tell me, Raven, does it always take
so long to contact the spirit world?
Not always, Starfire, but it
does require intense focus.
Absolute quiet and-
DUDES!!
Check it out.
If I can eat twenty-nine
pounds of tofu in under an hour
-I?ll set a new world record.
Want to be my official witnesses?
No.
Okay, well?if, uh, nobody needs me, I?m heading downtown.
Crazy party in the big city. Anybody want to come with?
Yes??No??Anybody?
Crazy party?
There?s gotta be somebody
who wants to hang out with me.
Please let them be somebody!
Hello, ladies.
Want to go for a spin on my moped?
You own a moped?
No?
?but I?m saving up.
Lucky dogs. Sure wish I was?
Okay, duh!
Um?why is that dog green?
And, ew. It smells like old pizza.
Shoo! Yucky dog, get away! Go!
Trouble!
Where is Beast Boy?
No time to find out. Titans! Go!
Bad dog! You should
not try to escape!
Um?you sure you got the right dog?
Word is, it was some
kind of flying saucer.
Whatever it was, my sensors can?t track
it. Didn?t leave any kind of trail.
But it did leave this. Something
got zapped. Question is, what?
Beast Boy!
It?s BB?s, all right.
Smells like tofu.
Oh, I fear our friend
has gotten the zap.
He looks fine to me.
Beast Boy!
You are unharmed!
Where have you been?
Did you get a look at the UFO?
Ugh! Don?t make me send
you to another dimension.
All right, Beast Boy, quit fooling
around. We?ve got work to do. Beast Boy!
Friend! Why will you not resume
human form and speak with us?
Maybe he can?t.
Maybe something?s wrong with him.
That?s strange.
Yep. Definitely
something wrong with him.
Where did he go?
And what did he do to that car?
My bumper!
Split up and search. Start with Beast
Boy?s usual hangouts and fan out from there.
Careful, everybody. We
don?t want to hurt him.
Speak for yourself.
Ugh! What is that smell?
Dog-Boy here confused
me with a fire hydrant.
Easy, Beast Boy.
We just want to help.
Ummm...
?ooooo-kay.
I?m gonna go out on a limb here
and say that isn?t Beast Boy.
And if that?s not Beast Boy?
?then where could he be?
Dude, for the last time?
I am not your dog!
You are funny! Soto likes you.
Okay. I didn?t want to
have to do this, but?
You are not Soto?s dog!
You are better than Soto?s dog!
Uh?thanks.
You can change into any pet?
Any pet Soto asks?
Well?I don?t like to brag, but...
Change!
If I do, will you let me go?
Change!
Uh, hello? Aren?t we
forgetting something?
Bad dog!
Soto said, ?Change!?
And Beast Boy said-
Happy now?
Change!
Change!
Change!
You?re the best dog ever! And
now you are Soto?s new dog!
Say what?!
Dude, I am nobody?s pet!
You?do not like Soto?s ship?
You do not like Soto?
Good dog!
Now we go home.
Home?
Soto?s planet, on
far side of galaxy.
Remind me again why
we?re chasing this thing?
The creature is not of this Earth.
And neither is the UFO.
The alien ship must have come
here looking for the green dog-
-and captured our
green friend instead.
So, if we ever want
to find Beast Boy-
-we have to catch that
dog. We need a plan.
Or maybe we just need some bait.
What?
Here, doggie?here, doggie, doggie?
Sorry, Fido. When Cyborg
builds it, nobody breaks it.
So, now that we?ve got him?
?we just have to figure out how he can lead us to the spaceship. I can run a chemical analysis on his fur
- see where he?s been.
I can do a molecular scan. Maybe he and
the ship have the same isotopic signature.
Perhaps you could use your powers
to communicate with the creature.
I?m still getting
his drool off my face.
I don?t want him
anywhere near my brain.
Uh, pardon me?
?but I believe we might be
able to help one another.
Okay?am I the only
one who heard that?
You talk? Dogs don?t talk!
Perhaps not on your
planet, my dear fellow. Now-
-if you?ll agree to release me, I would be
happy to help you locate my odious former master.
After I escaped his ship, he pursued me here and mistakenly captured another green dog
- your Beast Boy, I presume.
And you didn?t tell us
this earlier because?
I was having too much fun.
Engines ready!
Hang on, new dog. Time to go home.
I am home! Now let me go!
Bye-bye.
See you.
No!
Soto want up, not down!
Hang on, Beast Boy! We?re
going to get you out!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
NO!!
New dog belongs to
Soto! You go now!
I?m thinking you?re
the one who?s gotta go.
Titans! Move!
Soto smash!
My dog!
Why didn?t you just
hand him a laser cannon?
We?ve hit him with everything and it?s
still not enough! We need more. We need-
You rang?
Bad dog!
Soto will punish!
Sit. Stay.
Doggie! You came back!
On the contrary. I am only here to retrieve my
squeaky toys. I refuse to be your pet any longer.
Okay!
Soto will be the doggie now,
and you will be the master!
What? Oh, my.
That tickles.
Okay?weird.
Better him than me.
Come along, Soto.
Time to go home.
All right, Beast Boy!
Welcome back.
Gimme some love, dog.
Ah! I am elated to see you!
We have all missed you so.
You guys?really missed me?
Absolutely! Who else is
gonna help me wax the T-Car?
And spar with me in the gym?
And eat nauseating amounts of
tofu while Raven and I watch?
Uh, how about we all
just go for pizza?
Sounds good to me.
Beast Boy?
Aren?t you coming?
Thanks. But if it?s
cool with you guys-
-I?ve kinda had enough
attention for one day.
TIMING: ?Mr.Henky
TRANSCRIPT: ?Alan Back
you know who to call*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*From their tower,
they can see it all*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*When there's evil on the attack*
*You can rest knowing
they got your back*
*'Cause when the world
needs heroes on patrol*
*TEEN TITANS, GO!*
[02x02]
- Every Dog Has His Day
*With their super
powers, they unite*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*Never met a villain
that they liked*
*TEEN TITANS!*
*They got the bad guys on the run*
*They never stop until
the job gets done*
*'Cause when the world
is losing all control*
*TEEN TITANS, GO!*
Version 1.0
*One, two, three, four, GO!*
*TEEN TITANS!*
BEAST BOY!!
Heh?guess I shoulda knocked first.
So what?s up, Cyborg? Working on your
car? Bet you could use a few extra hands.
Nah, I can handle it.
?Sides, some of
these tools are kinda-
Ooh! What?s this do?
Oops? heh.
Maybe you should go
help somebody else.
Hey, Robin.
Need a workout buddy?
Sorry, Beast Boy. But this is really
more of a solo thing. You okay?
Awesome.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos?
Tell me, Raven, does it always take
so long to contact the spirit world?
Not always, Starfire, but it
does require intense focus.
Absolute quiet and-
DUDES!!
Check it out.
If I can eat twenty-nine
pounds of tofu in under an hour
-I?ll set a new world record.
Want to be my official witnesses?
No.
Okay, well?if, uh, nobody needs me, I?m heading downtown.
Crazy party in the big city. Anybody want to come with?
Yes??No??Anybody?
Crazy party?
There?s gotta be somebody
who wants to hang out with me.
Please let them be somebody!
Hello, ladies.
Want to go for a spin on my moped?
You own a moped?
No?
?but I?m saving up.
Lucky dogs. Sure wish I was?
Okay, duh!
Um?why is that dog green?
And, ew. It smells like old pizza.
Shoo! Yucky dog, get away! Go!
Trouble!
Where is Beast Boy?
No time to find out. Titans! Go!
Bad dog! You should
not try to escape!
Um?you sure you got the right dog?
Word is, it was some
kind of flying saucer.
Whatever it was, my sensors can?t track
it. Didn?t leave any kind of trail.
But it did leave this. Something
got zapped. Question is, what?
Beast Boy!
It?s BB?s, all right.
Smells like tofu.
Oh, I fear our friend
has gotten the zap.
He looks fine to me.
Beast Boy!
You are unharmed!
Where have you been?
Did you get a look at the UFO?
Ugh! Don?t make me send
you to another dimension.
All right, Beast Boy, quit fooling
around. We?ve got work to do. Beast Boy!
Friend! Why will you not resume
human form and speak with us?
Maybe he can?t.
Maybe something?s wrong with him.
That?s strange.
Yep. Definitely
something wrong with him.
Where did he go?
And what did he do to that car?
My bumper!
Split up and search. Start with Beast
Boy?s usual hangouts and fan out from there.
Careful, everybody. We
don?t want to hurt him.
Speak for yourself.
Ugh! What is that smell?
Dog-Boy here confused
me with a fire hydrant.
Easy, Beast Boy.
We just want to help.
Ummm...
?ooooo-kay.
I?m gonna go out on a limb here
and say that isn?t Beast Boy.
And if that?s not Beast Boy?
?then where could he be?
Dude, for the last time?
I am not your dog!
You are funny! Soto likes you.
Okay. I didn?t want to
have to do this, but?
You are not Soto?s dog!
You are better than Soto?s dog!
Uh?thanks.
You can change into any pet?
Any pet Soto asks?
Well?I don?t like to brag, but...
Change!
If I do, will you let me go?
Change!
Uh, hello? Aren?t we
forgetting something?
Bad dog!
Soto said, ?Change!?
And Beast Boy said-
Happy now?
Change!
Change!
Change!
You?re the best dog ever! And
now you are Soto?s new dog!
Say what?!
Dude, I am nobody?s pet!
You?do not like Soto?s ship?
You do not like Soto?
Good dog!
Now we go home.
Home?
Soto?s planet, on
far side of galaxy.
Remind me again why
we?re chasing this thing?
The creature is not of this Earth.
And neither is the UFO.
The alien ship must have come
here looking for the green dog-
-and captured our
green friend instead.
So, if we ever want
to find Beast Boy-
-we have to catch that
dog. We need a plan.
Or maybe we just need some bait.
What?
Here, doggie?here, doggie, doggie?
Sorry, Fido. When Cyborg
builds it, nobody breaks it.
So, now that we?ve got him?
?we just have to figure out how he can lead us to the spaceship. I can run a chemical analysis on his fur
- see where he?s been.
I can do a molecular scan. Maybe he and
the ship have the same isotopic signature.
Perhaps you could use your powers
to communicate with the creature.
I?m still getting
his drool off my face.
I don?t want him
anywhere near my brain.
Uh, pardon me?
?but I believe we might be
able to help one another.
Okay?am I the only
one who heard that?
You talk? Dogs don?t talk!
Perhaps not on your
planet, my dear fellow. Now-
-if you?ll agree to release me, I would be
happy to help you locate my odious former master.
After I escaped his ship, he pursued me here and mistakenly captured another green dog
- your Beast Boy, I presume.
And you didn?t tell us
this earlier because?
I was having too much fun.
Engines ready!
Hang on, new dog. Time to go home.
I am home! Now let me go!
Bye-bye.
See you.
No!
Soto want up, not down!
Hang on, Beast Boy! We?re
going to get you out!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
NO!!
New dog belongs to
Soto! You go now!
I?m thinking you?re
the one who?s gotta go.
Titans! Move!
Soto smash!
My dog!
Why didn?t you just
hand him a laser cannon?
We?ve hit him with everything and it?s
still not enough! We need more. We need-
You rang?
Bad dog!
Soto will punish!
Sit. Stay.
Doggie! You came back!
On the contrary. I am only here to retrieve my
squeaky toys. I refuse to be your pet any longer.
Okay!
Soto will be the doggie now,
and you will be the master!
What? Oh, my.
That tickles.
Okay?weird.
Better him than me.
Come along, Soto.
Time to go home.
All right, Beast Boy!
Welcome back.
Gimme some love, dog.
Ah! I am elated to see you!
We have all missed you so.
You guys?really missed me?
Absolutely! Who else is
gonna help me wax the T-Car?
And spar with me in the gym?
And eat nauseating amounts of
tofu while Raven and I watch?
Uh, how about we all
just go for pizza?
Sounds good to me.
Beast Boy?
Aren?t you coming?
Thanks. But if it?s
cool with you guys-
-I?ve kinda had enough
attention for one day.
TIMING: ?Mr.Henky
TRANSCRIPT: ?Alan Back