Supernatural (2005–…): Season 8, Episode 4 - Supernatural - full transcript

Sam and Dean come across a home made video of three friends whose lives are turned upside down by a werewolf.

Are you wondering how healthy the food you are eating is? Check it -
Rest of the place
is clear.

Yeah. Uh...
no ID on this one.

Um... and no clue
who is painted on the walls.

Well, whatever happened,
looks like we missed it.

Yeah. Great.

Wait a second.

What the hell?

♪ Supernatural 8x04 ♪
Original Air Date on October 24, 2012

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Hey, Christopher Nolan.

Lens cap.

Oh, crap. Damn.

Strong work, genius.

Dude, I have no idea
what to make this movie about.

And I'm, like --
I'm A/V Club President,

so, you know,
it's got to be good.

Here. Give me that.

I'll tell you what
you're gonna make it about.

You're gonna make it?

In a world where nothing
is what it seems... brave, shockingly
handsome, virile young man

and his faithful,

learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Oh, no.

...must battle through waves
of cybernetic asshats

in order to sexually liberate
the women of --

Okay. Give me that.
Give me that.

Oh, please.

I bet at least one of these
girls would let you partake

in their awkward-guy
experimental phase.

What? These girls?


Okay. #fails.


Secretly in love
with her roommate.

Listens to country music.

Oh, dude, dude.
12:00, blonde.

Wait. Is she -- oh, crap, crap.

Dude, take it, take it. Just take it.
I don't want to take it.

Were you just filming me?

Uh, I wouldn't do that.

Does it have
the new firmware?

Uh, yes. Yes, it does.

How's it handle?

You tell me.

your settings are way off.

Oh, I-I like the way
the colors --

you probably don't care
about that.

Yeah, so,
you weren't checking me out?

Well, I do have a thing
for beautiful women

who respect their privacy.

Uh, dick move on my part.
I'm sorry.

Don't be.

I have a thing
for guys with cool cameras.


No, no, no.
Look, it's a great movie,

but of the two, I-I prefer
"Last Year at Marienbad."

You know?

It's a classic.

Yeah. How do you like
that lens?

It's good. Yeah, yeah.
It's lighter for sure.

It's good.

You know, uh, Michael knows
nothing about cameras, right?

Yeah. But, uh,
I'm teaching him.

Teaching who?

Oh, my boyfriend.

He's, uh, big, tall,
and handsome.

Mm. Sounds delish.

you should totally meet him.


Let's see.
Five years from now?

Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.

Nothing corporate,
something, uh...

something green,
you know?

Green is good.


Oh, shut up.

Oh, geez.

Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO

or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.

That'd be cool.

Double hippie.


I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean

with my beautiful girl
by my side.

Aww... sap.

And you can come, too.

Nice. See what you
just did there?

...Display of that,

let's make sure we put
our hand up first next time.

All right, brains, let's get
our pens and pencils out.

It's time for notes.

So, let's turn our attention

to our cruelly nicknamed friend

He uses his glasses
to create fire, the sun dial.

He's also rational.

He inhabits rational thought
on the island.

What'd I miss?

Just another pitch-perfect
lecture from Professor Ludensky.


Do you know Simon
was a Christ figure?



Please tell me
you taped it.

Come on.
Who loves you?

I wish I could quit you.

Yeah, right. Yeah.

Oh, hey.
Watch it, asshat!

What'd you call me?

Come on. Let's move.
I want to see it.

Let's go.

Oh, man.

Hey, can you shoot
some of this for my movie?

Is that legal?
Who cares?

that's not good.

Someone got murdered
on campus?

You guys live two blocks
from here.

Look, look, look.
Starsky and Hutch.

Rizzoli and Isles.

Special Agent Rose, and
this is Special Agent Hudson.

What the hell are you guys
doing here?

Our jobs. You want to tell us
what's going on?

Whatever you say, boss.

Got a call from a woman
that lives upstairs.

Said, uh,
she heard an attack,

came down,
found her neighbor here.

Jacob Carter.

Who'd he say?
Uh, Jacob Carter?

I don't know.
Well, is the witness still home?

Sure is. She's not
the most reliable type.

She said she heard
some kind of growl,

like there was a coyote
down here.


So, the FBI is here.

Your neighbor got murdered,
but you're totally cool.

No. It's not --
it's not that I'm cool.

It's just that,
like... I mean,

that it's good
that the FBI are here, right?

That -- that is
so annoyingly logical.

Hey, baby. Listen.

Oh. It's pretty.
What is it?

It's the song that was playing
when we first met.

Aww. You are so
disgustingly sweet.

You ready?

- Cool. I got to go.
- What?

So, you just foam the runway
with our song

and then you got to
head out the door?

I promised I'd help him test
the new cameras.

Don't give me that crap.

I know you two idiots

are gonna go shoot cut scenes
for "Jackass."

Come on.

We both know he has nobody else
to do this with. Rain check.

You're dead to me.


Do something cool.

Dude, this tree is awesome.
Hang on.

Maybe I could -- maybe I
could... get upside down and --

No, no, I said cool.
Ha ha.

This is stupid.

Can you get --
can you see me?

Gonna try and get --
is this cool?

'Cause, man,
it feels pretty cool.

It's like "Dumb & Dumber 3."

Ha ha ha. Okay.

Wait, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Turn around. Turn around.

Turn. It's those FBI guys.

Help -- help me down this tree.
Help me out of the tree.

Oh, all right.

Well, thank you, guys,
very much for your help.

You're free to go.

All right.
There is not a case.

There is a case here.
You're rusty.

We just got to dig
a little deeper. Come on.

Dude, it's so crazy.

Is it just me
or are you getting

a workplace-romance vibe
from those two?

Let's go.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Come here, come here. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.



mating in the wild.

Okay, go, go, go, go, go.




Strike three. You're a dick.
Come on!

What's your problem?!
This is gonna look great on YouTube.

Oh. Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.

What the hell?!

Oh, crap, crap.
Oh, God.

Hey, Brian, Brian!

Meet me
at Scott's mother's house!

Oh, God.

Oh, come on.
I paid her fair and square, man!

Thanks for a great night out,



Scott, cut it out, man!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Hey, Michael.
You can come out now, dude.

Scott looked for us
for a while but bailed.


Mike? Dude.

Oh, my God. Dude.

You okay, man?

I'm okay.

What happened?

I don't know.
I don't know.

Oh, God.


Oh, my God!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!

Something bit Michael.

Oh, my God.

What is it?
Is it bad?


Is it bad?

The bite --
the bite's gone.

What's your emergency?

Did -- did you dicks
just punk me?

Is anybody there? Hello?
What? It's completely gone.

Baby, it's okay.

Hey, hey, hey.
Honey, it's okay.

It's okay. Babe.

The doctor said
he's gonna be fine.

You heard him.

Literally not a scratch
on the kid.

If anything happens to Michael,
I-I don't know what I would do.

Shh. It's okay.



Did you just pull that off?
Whoa. Whoa.

Okay. Okay, okay.
Now -- now one-handed.

Oh, my God!

Stay still, stay still,
stay still.

Dude, whoa!

Maybe you got bit
by an alien.

That would explain
the FBI.

Or maybe a mutant bit you.

Am I a superhero now?


What are you doing?

What do you think
I'm doing?

I finally found
my movie.


Michael is not your movie.

We don't even know
what happened to him.


I'm gonna get Michael's
origin story on-camera.

You're kind of
creeping me out, man.

nothing superheroic to see here.

Just a delicious bagel.

Hey, man, I have this idea.

It's gonna sound really weird,
but don't laugh, okay?

No promises.

I, um... I really want to
be able to do what you do.

So I-I think maybe we could go
back out there

and get that thing
to bite me,

and then we could both be superheroes.
Stop! What? Are you serious?

Michael, you can't keep this
to yourself.

Keep what to myself?

We don't even know
what this thing is.

Why the hell
would you want it?

Michael... I don't -- I don't
want to be Piggy anymore, man.

You're -- you're not a pig,

Brian, listen to me.
There's nothing wrong with you.

You've just got to figure out
what it is you want

and go after it.

I'm telling you --
you don't want this.

Right, 'cause I don't
want to be super-strong

or have a prayer of getting
any ass this year or...

Please, please.

No, man!


Not it.
Not it.


Dudes, dudes, dudes.
It's the FBI.


It's the FBI.

what are you doing?

Hi, there.

Special Agents Rose
and Hudson.

We wanted to ask you
a few questions

about the murder that occurred
a few blocks from here.

First off, did you know
the victim, Jacob Carter?

Um, no, not really.

Do you remember anything unusual
about that night?

Not that I recall.


Well, uh, heard about anyone
in the neighborhood getting,

uh -- getting bit?

Humor me.
No, I-I don't think so.

All right. Well, no worries.
How about this?

If you hear
anything strange...

call us...

No matter how late.



Thank you.

So, what do you think?

Well, based on
what we've got so far,

we could be dealing
with another Mayan God.

Ah, that's fantastic,

'cause the other one
was such a joy.

Campus dormitories?


The FBI are looking
for what bit you.

Are you an "X-file"?

No. He's not an "X-file."

...So far, we could be
dealing with another Mayan God.

I'm a golden God.

I am a golden God!

Ha ha, whoo!

You guys are ridiculous.

I am a golden God.

I am a God.


What's up, BVC?

It's Scotty P. patrolling
with the Oak Hill crew --

Doug... Evan... Tucker.

See, some animal killed
a local citizen,

so we're out here tonight

making sure
these streets are safe

for all you fine honeys
out there, all right?

Let's fan out, boys.

All right.
Let's go.


Back off, douche-wheel.
Not tonight.

Ooh. Oh.
Ooh, I'm so scared.


What... what the...?

Yeah, I got you now,
you piece of...

Why don't you come take
your beating like a man?

If you won't come out
and play,

I'll go visit
that little piece of yours.


Yeah, I'll got visit Katie,
show her what a real man --


Dude, do you think
this is funny?!

Come on! Cut it out.

Can I ask you something
about him?

With everything
that's happened,

are you afraid of him?

At first, yeah.

I mean,
it was pretty scary.

But... then,
to be totally honest,

it's actually been
pretty hot.

O... M... G.



Can you tell us
what happened?

I, uh --
I ran into Scott.

He chased me,
and I think I killed him.


Turn it off.


He started talking about you,
and I saw red.

The next thing I remember,
I was running home.

On the video...

What were those things
on your hands?

Did anybody see you?

Kate, you're not trying to justify --

We don't know what happened,

He can't defend himself?

Give me this.

Hey, whoa, whoa.

I'd see you guys again.

if you did your job right,

we wouldn't be here,
would we?

Easy. Uh, so, what do you got?
Vic's name was Scott Parker.

Looks like the same thing
that killed the Carter kid

got Mr. Parker here.

Wait. Same thing?

I-I'm only the local yokel,

but this kid was shredded
by an animal.

Where's his heart?

Patrolman found it
up the way there.

Eaten mostly.

Show us.

Brian, wait.

Did you eat
a human heart?

Did you?
What are you talking about?

What is he talking about?
Scott's dead.

He was shredded,
and his heart's gone.

That doesn't mean
that Michael --

What do you think
happened to it?

Where's his heart,

I don't remember what happened.
Don't lie to me!

Hey, Brian, calm down!

Look, I mean, there's got to be
an explanation for this.


- It was... self-defense.
- Eating a heart is self-defense?

Kate, who are you trying
to convince? Me or yourself?

You need to back off.

You gonna eat my heart, too?


I don't know
what's happening to me.

I don't know
who I am anymore.

You're Michael Wheeler.

And you're mine, okay?
You hear me?

We have to call
the police.


how -- how can you?

You have to see
what's really going on here.

Whatever he is, it's not good --
it's not good for you.

Michael didn't mean
to hurt you.

Obviously he did, Kate.

You just don't get it,
do you?

What don't I understand?

You've never been
in love.

What we need
are answers.

I can't hear them.

Seriously, Kate,
what are we doing?

What are we doing?

Wait. Kate, don't.

Cut marks
on both vics are clean

but have the curvature
of animal claws.

I don't know.

I mean, maybe there's
a wild animal on the loose?

Biggest animal in the county
is a raccoon.


Thank you for your time.
You bet.

Appreciate it.

Hey. No, no.


So, what did I miss?

Not unless you want to put
an APB out on Rocky Raccoon.


Um, the local police files
are not online,

so I had to dig
through the county records.

Um, 10 years ago, there was
a similar unsolved murder.

Check it out.

Death by claws and, uh,
lack of heart?

So we're talking a --

No. Not that time
of the month.


Time to hit the books
and feed the monster.

They know something.
We got to follow them.

Come on. Michael.


How'd you find us?

GPS in your phones.


You know, you're starting
to creep me out, man.

The feeling's mutual,

What else can you hack into,


Test, test. Can you hear me?

Copy that.

Yeah, the feed is looping
to my laptop right now.

Head in, make sure
you're within spitting distance,

and we should be
in business.

and don't get arrested.


I'll do it.

You sure?
Yeah. Give me the bag.

We good?

Uh... a little left.

How's that?

Awesome. Thank you.


Dude, two burgers?

Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's
for like a year, okay?

Clear eyes
and clogged arteries --

can't lose.

Hey, check this out.

that are turned

up to four generations
from pureblood..."

Think he means Alpha?

"...are less feral
and can transform

before, during,
and after the lunar cycle."


Let me see that.

Purebloods don't black out
during the transformation.

They can control

Some have been able to subsist
off of animal hearts.

So -- so, what?

We're hunting a-a werewolf
with a pedigree?

Let's hope he has his papers.

Yeah, and that silver
can kill him.

So... what?

Best in show comes here 10 years
ago, ganked some poor woman.

Then when the dust settles
and everything's in the clear,

he just sets up shop?

Yeah, comes for the human
hearts, stays for the co-eds.


And then everything's
wine and roses --

and animal tickers --

until he gets the hankering
for human again.

Told you
there was a case here.

Now we just got to find it
and kill it.

I'm a werewolf.

A werewolf.

Michael, come on.
Baby, you need to calm down.

Calm down? I'm a werewolf!
Hey, we need to find --

the FBI is trying to kill me.
Shut up! Everybody, shut up, okay?

First thing's first,
those guys --

those guys aren't FBI,
all right?

I'm pretty sure that FBI agents
don't say "awesome" that much.

You know?

And -- and they definitely don't
hunt and kill college kids.

Did -- did they say
anything else?

Dude, they just sat
and talked

about how they have been apart
for a year.

You were probably right about
that whole office-romance thing.

I'm screwed.

I'm screwed.

Kate, come on.
What are we supposed to do?

Okay, you know what?

You guys, you're missing
the big picture, okay?

They -- they don't know
about you, Michael.

They're looking for whoever,

bit you in the first place,
the pureblood.


that gives us
some time...

to figure it out,
you know?

So, what's the plan?

What, eat chicken hearts
for the rest of my life?

Michael. Baby.

Yeah, okay, that sounds like
a great idea.

I'm a freaking werewolf.
That's a great idea.

I'm trying
to figure it out.

I'm trying to
figure it out, okay?

Will you just
listen to me?

Hey, guys.

I think
I found something.

I'm not going anywhere,


A little early
for office hours, Brian.

What can I help you with?

I know what you are.

What are you doing?

We're leaving
in the morning.

What? Why?

Those guys -- look,
they might find Michael, and --

No, Kate, you don't have to
worry about that.

You don't have to worry
about anything.

I took care of it.

You took care of what?

Brian, what did you do?

I know what you are.

I'm your professor.

And thanks.
I've been looking for that.

Where'd you find it?

Where you left it...
after you bit my friend.

I'm sorry.
What are you --

Stop, stop, stop.
Stop trying to cover.

Just listen to me
very carefully.

I'm filming all this.

And I've got a hidden camera
in here, too.

It's feeding back
to my laptop at home,

so if anything happens
to me --

Nothing is going to happen
to you, Brian.

But you know what?
You need to calm down.

I want you to turn me
into a werewolf.

Brian, I-I don't know where you --
You don't know?


Well, how about I, uh,
cut you with this.

Brian, listen to me.
This thing's made of silver, you know.

Look, I'm not -- please, I'm not
what you think that I am.

I don't care what you are.
I just want you to turn me.

I don't want to hurt you.

You're not going to,

'cause if you do,
all of this winds up on CNN.

So, you stumbled on Carter,
wolfed out, and then what?

Got a taste for hearts

You never lose the taste,

if you're stupid enough
to have one.

Once you have
a human heart,

it's almost impossible
to control the monster inside.

But I did, until last week
when I, uh...

fell off the wagon,
as they say.

You have no idea -- no idea --
how hard it is.

I've trained myself
not to hurt anyone.

I have --
I have trained myself to...

choke down
those other hearts.

Animal hearts.

And I have been clean...

Until last week?

And then I saw Carter alone,
and he was...

he looked so weak.

It's harder
to cover things up nowadays.

I knew a hunter would catch wind
of this sooner or later.

They did.
They're here.

You needed a patsy.



The young man who sleeps
through most of my lectures.

I mean,
who would miss him?


Why are you doing this?

I want to see
what you guys see...

do what you do.

I'm sick of being Piggy.

I want to be Ralph.

We don't get to choose
who we are.

I did.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
What are you? Insane?

You're welcome
for saving your ass.

Look, watch.


Thank you.

I've never killed
a pureblood before.

What was he looking at?

What the hell?


Problem solved.

They killed the pureblood,
they're moving on,

and we're in the clear,
just like you said.

I never said --

Kate, I, uh...

I did this
to protect you.

I did
what you couldn't.

They saw the camera,

You don't think they'll trace
that back to you?

What the hell's wrong
with you?

Nothing's wrong with me.

You told me that.

I just... finally figured out
what I want,

and now
I'm going after it.

You thought
I was hiding behind this?

I was hiding behind you.

I am done
living in your shadow.

I've always lived
in your shadow.

But now --
now we're equals.

Anything you can do, right?

You think
this is a game?

Do you have any idea
what you've done to yourself?

Well, you wouldn't bite me, so I had to --
You asked him to?

He asked you to bite him?

I didn't, okay?

I didn't
want to hurt you.

I would never hurt you,

This thing inside of me --
you don't want this.

Oh, well,
it's too late for that now.

I remember attacking Scott.

I remember ripping his
beating heart out of his chest.

I remember the look
in his dead eyes

when I bit into that heart,

And above all,
I remember how sweet,

how delicious it tasted,
and ever since I've tasted it,

I've felt more powerful
and more out of control.

More weak.

You don't need someone
like Michael.

You need someone that
can take care of you.

I can take care of myself.

Let her go.

Or what?
You gonna cry some more?

No! No!

No! No!


God! God!


Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.

Please don't die.

Please don't die.
Please don't die.

I love you, baby.

I love you.



Kate, listen to me.
I love you. I love you.

You'll understand.
You just need to see what I see.

After I bite you,
you'll understand.


Let me in.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

We can fix this. We can...
Just let me in, okay?


Brian, I'm coming out.

I see it now.

I understand.

I told you
it would be all right.


It will be. Here.

No, no!

I didn't finish Brian's movie
to justify what happened.

To be totally honest,

I'm not really even sure
if I understand it at all.

I just wanted you to know
that --

that Michael wasn't always
a monster.

None of us were.

Five years from now?

Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.

Nothing corporate,
something green, you know?

Oh, geez.

Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO

or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.

That'd be cool.

I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean

with my beautiful girl
by my side.


I'm leaving.

And you'll never hear from me
ever again.

Look, I know
that there's another way.

I can eat animal hearts.

I've never hurt anyone.

Nobody human, anyway.

I didn't choose this.


Please give me a chance.

Okay, so, uh...

...this -- yeah -- is Michael,
which means that that is...

Brian Wilcox, our friendly
neighborhood cameraman.



All right, so...

What, she's got about
a half-day jump on us?


You all right?


Look, Kate's right.

She hasn't hurt anybody --
well, anybody human at least.

No, she didn't --
she didn't choose this.

Let's give her a shot.


Yeah, yeah.

And, look,
if Kate pops back up,

I mean, if she strays,
then no questions asked.

We do what we got to do
and, um, we take her down.

Hey, Sam?


Do I really say "awesome"
a lot?

No. No, no. No.




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