Supernatural (2005–…): Season 5, Episode 4 - Supernatural - full transcript

Dean awakens five years in the future in an abandoned city and is attacked by humans infected with a demonic virus that makes them mindless, flesh-eating zombies. Zachariah soon appears and explains to Dean that the world he sees is the result of his refusal to help the angels fight Lucifer.

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Something turned him
into a monster.

- What are we dealing with? Do you know?
- croatoan.

A demonic virus?
more like
demonic germ warfare.

Pam: what if we all have it?
what if we all go crazy?

Back in 1835,
samuel colt made a gun.

They say this gun
can kill anything.

i'm a vessel?
you're the vessel.

You need my consent.
michael needs my say-so
to ride around in my skin.

Unfortunately, yes.

The answer's no.

You know who i am.

You're the one, sam.

You're my vessel.

That'll never happen.

I know
you don't trust me.
so, what are you saying?

That i'm dangerous.

Maybe it's best
we just go our separate ways.

Hi. good evening, brother.
is your soul rapture-ready?

Thank you, sir.
god bless.

Good evening, folks.
is your soul rapture-ready?

Because what i'd like to do
is just show you

Exactly what god's love
is for you.

Okay, god bless.

Excuse me, friend,
but have you taken time out

To think about god's plan
for you?

Too friggin' much, pal.

We're talking
about the colt, right?

i mean,
as in the colt?

We are.

Well, that doesn't
make any sense.

I mean, why would the demons
keep a gun around

That, uh, kills demons?

What? what? did--

I didn't --
i didn't get that.

You know,
it's kind of funny,

Talking to a messenger of god
on a cellphone.

It's, you know, like watching
a hells angel ride a mo-ped.

This isn't funny, dean.

The voice says
i'm almost out of minutes.

Okay, all right.

I'm -- i'm telling you,

The mooks have melted down
the gun by now.

i hear differently.

And if it's true
and if you are still set

On the insane task
of killing the devil,

This is how we do it.

where do we start?

Where are you now?

Kansas city.

Century hotel, room 113.

I'll be there

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
no, no, come on, man.

I just drove
like 16 hours straight, okay?

I'm human.

And there's stuff
i got to do.

What stuff?

Eat, for example.
in this case, sleep.

I just need like four hours
once in a while, okay?


Okay, so, you can pop in
tomorrow morning.


I'll just --

...wait here, then.

Damn it, cass,
i need to sleep!

Dean, it's me.


It's quarter past 4:00.

This is important.

So, you're his vessel,

Lucifer's wearing you
to the prom?

That's what he said.

Just when you thought
you were out,

They pull you back in,
huh, sammy?

So, that's it?

That's your response?

What are you looking for?
i don't know.

A-a little panic, maybe?

I guess
i'm a little numb

To the earth-shattering
revelations at this point.

What are we gonna do
about it?

what do you want
to do about it?

I want back in,
for starters.

Sam --
i mean it.

I am sick of being a puppet
to these sons of bitches.

i'm gonna
hunt him down, dean.

Oh, so, we're back to revenge,
then, are we?

Yeah, 'cause that worked out
so well last time.

Not revenge.


So, what, you're just
gonna walk back in

And we're gonna be
the dynamic duo again?

Look, dean,
i can do this.

i can.
i'm gonna prove it to you.

Look, sam...

It doesn't matter...

Whatever we do.

I mean, it turns out that
you and me, we're the, uh...

The fire and the oil
of the armageddon.

You know,
on that basis alone,

We should just
pick a hemisphere...

Stay away from each other
for good.

Dean, it does not
have to be like this.

We can fight it.
yeah, you're right.
we can.

But not together.

We're not stronger
when we're together, sam.

I think we're weaker.

Because whatever we have
between us --

Love, family,
whatever it is --

they are always
gonna use it against us.

And you know that.

We're better off apart.

We got a better chance
of dodging lucifer and michael

And this whole
damn thing...

If we just go
our own ways.

Dean, don't do this.

Bye, sam.

Little girl?

Are you hurt?

You know the not-talking thing
is kind of creepy, right?

Oh, crap.

?do you love me? ?

?i can really move ?

?do you love me? ?

?i'm in the groove ?

?do you love me? ?

?do you love me? ?

?now that i can da-a-a-nce ?

?watch me, now, hey ?

?work, work ?

"august 1st, 2014."

That's never a good sign.

"croatoan pandemic
reaches australia."

I thought
i smelled your stink

On this
"back to the future" crap.

"president palin
defends bombing of houston."

Certainly a buyer's market
in real estate.

Let's see what's happening
in sports.

That's right --
no more sports.

Congress revoked the right
to group assembly.

what's left of congress,
that is.

Hardly a quorum,
if you ask me.

How did you find me?

Afraid we had to tap some
unorthodox resources of late --

Human informants.

We've been making
inspirational visits

To the fringier
christian groups.

They've been given your image,
told to keep an eye out.

The bible freak
outside the motel --

He, what,
dropped a dime on me?

christian soldiers.

Okay, well, good, great.
you have had your jollies.

Now send me back,
you son of a bitch.

Oh, you'll get back --
all in good time.

We want you
to marinate a bit.


Three days, dean.

Three days to see where
this course of action takes you.

What's that
supposed to mean?

It means that your choices
have consequences.

This is
what happens to the world

If you continue
to say "no" to michael.

Have a little look-see.


Bobby, i'm coming in!

Where is everybody, bobby?

"camp chitaqua."

Oh, baby, no.

Ohhh. baby,
what did they do to you?

What the hell?

i should be asking
that question, don't you think?

In fact, why don't you
give me one good reason

Why i shouldn't gank you
right here and now?

Because you'd only
be hurting yourself.

Very funny.

Look, man...

I'm no shapeshifter or demon
or anything, okay?

Yeah, i know. i did the drill
while you were out.

Silver, salt, holy water --

But you know
what was funny...

Was that you had

Every hidden lockpick,
box cutter, and switchblade

that i carry.

Now, you want
to explain that?

Oh, and the, uh...resemblance,
while you're at it?


Come again?

I'm you
from the tail end of 2009.

Zach plucked me
from my bed

And threw me
five years into the future.

Where is he?
i want to talk to him.

I don't know.

Oh, you don't know.
no, i don't know.

Look, i just want to get back
to my own friggin' year, okay?


If you're me...

Then tell me something
only i would know.

Rhonda hurley.

We were, uh...19.

She made us
try on her panties.

They were pink.

And satiny.

And you know what?

We kind of liked it.


So, what -- zach zapped you
up here to see how bad it gets?

I guess.

Croatoan virus, right?
that's their endgame?

It's efficient,
it's incurable,

And it's scary as hell.

Turns people
into monsters.

Started hitting the major cities
about two years ago.

World really went
in the crapper after that.

What about sam?

Heavyweight showdown
in detroit.

From what i understand,
sam didn't make it.

You weren't with him?


No, me and sam,
we hadn't talked in...

Hell, five years.

We never tried
to find him?

I got other people
to worry about.

Where you going?

I got to run an errand.

Whoa. you're just gonna
leave me here?


I got a camp full of twitchy
trauma survivors out there

With an apocalypse
hanging over their head.

The last thing they need
to see is a version
of "the parent trap."

So, yeah,
you stay locked down.

Okay. all right.

But you don't
have to cuff me, man.

Oh, come on.
you don't trust yourself?


Absolutely not.


Hey, dean.
you got a second?

No. yes.
uh...i-i guess.

Hi, chuck.


So, uh, listen, we're pretty
good on canned goods for now,

But we're down
to next to nothing

On perishables
and -- and hygiene supplies.

People are not
gonna be happy about this.

So, what do you think
we should do?

I-i don't know.

Maybe, uh, share?

You know,
like at a kibbutz.

Wait a minute. aren't you
supposed to be out on
a mission right now?

and i will be.


Whoa! geez!

Easy, lady!


You spent the night in jane's
cabin last night, didn't you?

Uh, what?
i-i don't -- did i?

I thought
we had a "connection."

i'm sure that we do.


Hi, risa.
screw you.

Oh, geez. i'm getting
busted for stuff i
haven't even done yet.


Uh, never mind.

Hey, chuck,
is...cass still here?


I don't think
cass is going anywhere.

So, in this way,

We're each a fragment
of total perception --

Just, uh,
one compartment

In that dragonfly eye
of group mind.

Now, the key to this total,
shared perception --

It's, um...
it's surprisingly physical.


Excuse me, ladies.

I think i need to
confer with our fearless
leader for a minute.

Why not go get washed up
for the orgy?

You're all so beautiful.

What are you,
a hippie?

I thought you'd gotten over
trying to label me.

Cass, we got to talk.
whoa. strange.


You...are not you --
not "now" you, anyway.

No! yeah.
yes, exactly.

What year are you from?


Who did this to you?
is it zachariah?



Oh, yeah,
it's friggin' fascinating.

Now [claps hands] why don't you
strap on your angel wings

And fly me back
to my page on the calendar?

I wish i could just,
uh, strap on my wings,

But i'm sorry --
no dice.

What, are you stoned?

Uh...generally, yeah.

What happened to you?


Hey. hey!
watch out!

Damn it.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Me and him --

It's a pretty messed-up
situation we got going.

But believe me,

When you need to know something,
you will know it.

Until then,
we all have work to do.

What the hell
was that?

what the hell was that?

You just shot a guy
in cold blood.

We were in
an open quarantine zone --

Got ambushed by some crotes
on the way out.

Crotes -- croatoans.

One of them
infected yager.

How do you know?

'cause after a few years
of this, i know.

I started seeing symptoms
about a half an hour ago.

Wasn't gonna be long
before he flipped.

I didn't see the point

In troubling a good man
with bad news.

"troubling a good man"?

You just blew him away
in front of your own people.

Don't you think that
freaked them out a little bit?

It's 2014.

Plugging some crote --
it's called commonplace.

Trading words
with my friggin' clone --

that might have
freaked them out a little.

All right, look --

no, you look.

this isn't your time.
it's mine.

you don't make the decisions.
i do.

So, when i say stay in,
you stay in.

All right, man.
i'm sorry.

Look, i-i'm not trying to
mess you --

Us up here.

I know.

It's just been
a really wacky weekend.

Tell me about it.

What was the mission,

The colt?

The colt.

Where was it?


They've been
moving it around.

Took me five years,

I finally got it.

And tonight...

i'm gonna kill the devil.

so, that's it?
that's the colt?

If anything can kill lucifer,
this is it.


have we got anything
that can find lucifer?

Are you okay?

Oh, we were in, uh,
jane's cabin last night.

And, apparently,
we and...risa have a connection.

You want to shut up?

We don't have to find lucifer.
we know where he is.

The demon
that we caught last week --

He was one
of the...big guy's entourage.

He knew.

So, a demon tells you
where satan's gonna be,

And you just believe it?

Oh, trust me --
he wasn't lying.

And you know this how?

Our fearless leader,
i'm afraid,

Is all too well schooled in
the art of getting to the truth.


Oh, so, we're --
we're torturing again.

No, that's -- that's good.

i like "past you."

Lucifer is here.

Now, i know the block
and i know the building.

Oh, good -- it's right
in the middle of a hot zone.

Crawling with crotes, yeah.
you saying my plan is reckless?

Are you saying we, uh, walk in
straight up the driveway,

Past all the demons
and the crotes,

And we shoot
the devil?

Okay, if you don't like,
uh, "reckless,"

I could use
"insouciant," maybe.

Are you coming?

Of course.

but why is he? i mean,
he's you five years ago.

If something happens to him,
you're gone, right?

He's coming.


Well, uh...
i'll get the grunts moving.

We're loaded and on the road
by midnight.

All righty.

why are you taking me?

you'll be fine.

Zach's looking after you,

No, that's not
what i mean.

I want to know
what's going on.

Yeah, okay.

You're coming because i want you
to see something.

I want you
to see our brother.


I thought he was dead.

sam didn't die
in detroit.

He said "yes."



You mean --

That's right.

The big "yes."

To the devil.

Lucifer's wearing him
to the prom.

Why would he do that?

Wish i knew.

But now
we don't have a choice.

It's in him,
and it's not getting out.

And we've got to kill him,

And you need
to see it --

The whole damn thing,
how bad it gets --

So you can do it

What do you mean?

Zach said he was gonna
bring you back, right? to '09?


when you get back home...

You say "yes."

You hear me?
say "yes" to michael.

That's crazy.

If i let him in,
then michael fights the devil.

The battle's gonna torch
half the planet.

Look around you, man.

half the planet's better
than no planet,

Which is
what we have now.

If i could do it over again,
i'd say "yes" in a heartbeat.

So why don't you?
i've tried!

I've shouted "yes"
till i was blue in the face!

The angels
aren't listening!

They just...left --
gave up!

it's too late for me,
but for you --

Oh, no. there's got to be
another way.

that's what i thought.

I was cocky.

Never actually thought
i'd lose.

But i was wrong.


I was wrong.

I'm begging you.

Say "yes."

But you won't.

'cause i didn't.

Because that's just not us,
is it?

So, you're really
from '09?

Yeah, afraid so.

Some free advice?

You ever get back there,
you hoard toilet paper.

You understand me?
hoard it.

Hoard it
like it's made of gold.

'cause it is.

Thank you, chuck.

Oh, you'll thank me, all right.
mark my words.

I'll see you around.



Let me see those.

You want some?


It's the perfect antidote
to that absinthe.


Don't get me wrong,

I, uh...

I'm happy that the stick
is out of your ass, but...

What's going on --
w-with the drugs

And the orgies
and the love-guru crap?

What's so funny?

Dean, i'm not an angel


Yeah, i went mortal.

What do you mean?

I think it had something to do
with the other angels leaving,

But when they bailed,
my mojo just kind of...

Shhrr! --
drained away.

And now, you know,
i'm practically human.

I mean, dean,
i'm all but useless.

Last year, broke my foot --
laid up for two months.


So, you're human.

welcome to the club.


Except i used to belong
to a much better club.

And now
i'm powerless...

I'm hapless,
i'm hopeless.

i mean, why the hell
not bury myself

In women and decadence,

It's the end, baby.
that's what decadence is for.

Why not bang a few gongs
before the lights go out?

But, then...

That's just how i roll.

second-floor window.

We go in there.

You sure about this?

They'll never
see us coming.

Trust me.

Now, weapons check.
we're on the move in five.


Can i talk to you
for a sec?

Tell me what's going on.


I know you.

You're lying to these people
and to me.

Is that so?


See, i know
your lying expressions.

I've seen them
in the mirror.

Now, there's something
you're not telling us.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, really?

Well, i don't seem to be
the only member of your
posse with some questions,

So, uh, maybe i'll just
take my doubts over to them.

Okay, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. wait.


Take a look
around you, man.

This place should be
white-hot with crotes.

Where are they?

They cleared a path
for us.

Which means
that this is...

A trap -- exactly.

Well, then we can't go
through the front.

oh, we're not.

they are.

They're the decoys.

You and me -- we're going in
through the back.

You mean you're gonna
feed your friends

Into a meat grinder?

Cass, too?

You want to use their deaths
as a diversion?

Oh, man,
something is broken in you.

you're making decisions
that i would never make.

I wouldn't sacrifice
my friends.

you're right.
you wouldn't.

It's one of the main reasons
we're in this mess, actually.

These people count on you.
they trust you.

They trust me to kill the devil
and to save the world,

And that's exactly
what i'm gonna do.

No. not like this, you're not.
i'm not gonna let you.

Oh, really?



Hello, dean.

Aren't you a surprise.

You've come a long way
to see this, haven't you?

Well, go ahead.

Kill me.

Kill you?

Don't you think that would be
a little...redundant?

I'm sorry.

It must be painful...

Speaking to me
in this...shape.

but it had to be
your brother.

It had to be.

You don't have to be
afraid of me, dean.

What do you think
i'm going to do?

I don't know.
maybe deep-fry the planet?


Why would i want to destroy
this stunning thing...

Beautiful in a trillion
different ways...

The last perfect handiwork
of god?

You ever hear the story
of how i fell from grace?

Oh, good god. you're not
gonna tell me a bedtime
story, are you?

My stomach's
almost out of bile.

You know why
god cast me down?

Because i loved him.

More than anything.

And then god created...

The little...

Hairless apes.

and then he asked all of us
to bow down before you --

to love you
more than him.

And i said, "father...

I can't."

I said, "these human beings
are flawed, murderous."

And for that...

God had michael
cast me into hell.

Now, tell me...

Does the punishment
fit the crime?

when i was right?

Look at what 6 billion of you
have done to this thing.

and how many of you
blame me for it?

You're not fooling me.
you know that?

With this
sympathy-for-the-devil crap.

I know what you are.

What am i?

You're the same thing,
only bigger.

The same brand
of cockroach

I've been squashing
my whole life --

An ugly, evil,

piece of crap.

The only difference
between them and you

Is the size
of your ego.

I like you, dean.

I get what the other angels
see in you.


We'll meet again soon.

You better kill me now!


You better kill me now.

Or i swear,
i will find a way to kill you.

And i won't stop.

I know you won't.

I know you won't say "yes"
to michael, either.

And i know
you won't kill sam.

Whatever you do...

You will always
end up here.

Whatever choices you make,
whatever details you alter,

we will always end up...

I win.

So, i win.

You're wrong.

See you in five years,

Oh, well, if it isn't the ghost
of christmas "screw you."


Dean, enough.

You saw it, right?
you saw what happens.

You're the only person
who can prove the devil wrong.

Just say "yes."

How do i know that
this whole thing isn't
one of your tricks?

some angel hocus-pocus?

The time for tricks
is over.

Give yourself
to michael.

Say "yes,"
and we can strike.

Before lucifer
gets to sam.

Before billions die.



You telling me you haven't
learned your lesson?

Oh, i've learned a lesson,
all right.

Just not the one
you wanted to teach.

Well, i'll just
have to teach it again!

i got you now, boy,

And i'm never
letting you --

Son of a...

That's pretty nice timing,

We had an appointment.

Don't ever change.

How did
zachariah find you?

Long story.

Let's just stay away
from jehovah's witnesses

From now on,

What are you doing?

Something i should have done
in the first place.


If you're serious
and you want back in... should
hang on to this.

I'm sure you're rusty.

Look, man, i'm sorry.

I don't know.
i'm...whatever i need to be.

But i was, uh...


What made you
change your mind?

Long story.

The point is...

maybe we are
each other's achilles' heel.

Maybe they'll find a way
to use us against each other.

I don't know.

I just know
we're all we've got.

More than that.

We keep each other human.

Thank you.

thank you.

I won't let you down.

Oh, i know it.

i mean, you are the second-best
hunter on the planet.

So, what do we do now?

We make our own future.

Guess we have no choice.