Supernatural (2005–…): Season 15, Episode 10 - Supernatural - full transcript

Sam and Dean hit the road to help an old friend, but it appears that their luck may have finally run out and they are the ones who may be in need of rescue.

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Who are you?

We're the guys who save the world.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, guys.

Don't hurt her.

You're married? To a werewolf.


You still think that you're
the hero of this story.

We'll take Chuck down.

Exactly what we're gonna do.



Oh, that was just the beginning.

No. This is... the rest.

Yeah! Come on!

Come on!






♪ Supernatural 15x10 ♪
The Heroes' Journey
Original Air Date on January 23, 2


Oh, no.

Oh, great.


Hey, Teddy.


What's new?

Uh, my psoriasis is back.



Um... right.

There you go.

Thank you.


Oh, God.



Uh, declined.

What? No, no, no, that's...

No, that card's worked
for like five years.

I... Sorry.




Thanks, Teddy.








Was that a trip?

Yeah. Weird.

There's a lotta that goin' on.

In town, I just got a parking ticket.

Because you always park in
front of that fire hydrant?


I mean, yes. Okay,
I park there every time.

I never get a ticket, all right?

Oh, and, uh...


doesn't work.

That's the card Charlie
hacked for us, the one...

Yeah, the one that's supposed
to be our "no more hustling,

always working" Golden Ticket.


- Weird.
- That's what I'm saying.

Are you getting sick?

I don't know. Maybe.

Oh, and... and dinner's...

Man, this day, I'm telling you...

What is next?

It's Garth.

Hey, Garth.

Hey, Dean, it's Garth.

I, uh... I need your help.

I'm telling you, man, we're cursed.

We're not cursed, Dean.
We're just having a bad day.

No. No, no, no. This is... This
is more than just a no good,

very bad day, okay?

Chuck must've boned us
before he left, you know?

Or maybe some of that
crap you brought back

from Rowena's went sideways.

'Cause this? I mean...

This is not normal.

- Oh.
- Oh. Gross.


Sorry. Look, just...

Okay, listen. Cass is in Heaven...

seeing if they know where
Chuck went or anything.

Oh, yeah, 'cause angels, they're
always really happy to help.

And I'm sick, and you got a ticket.

It happens. We'll deal, we...

What's going on?

- What're you doing?
- I don't know.

No, no, baby, don't do this to me.

Don't do this to me.

No, no, no, no, no. No, baby...

Baby, please don't do this.

- Seriously?
- Oh, come on!

Yeah. Normal.

Who's daddy's big boy?

Here comes the airplane!


Come here. Little bite.

There we go, buddy.

It's good.

Isn't that so good?

Hey, Sammy.

Open wide.

Here comes the airplane.


Oh, yeah, that's good stuff, isn't it?

You got me, you little stinker.

But Daddy was prepared this time.

- Uh, Gertie?
- Yeah.

- Can you watch the boys?
- Sure.

Thank you.

- Is that them?
- It's gotta be.

Hey! There they are.

Come in.

- Garth.
- Hey, hey.

Come here, you.

Oh. Oh, I'm... I'm sick. Sorry.


You... Okay.

Still a hugger, huh?

You know it.

You smell so good.

And we're done.

What took you guys so long?

We, uh... W-We had to walk.

Yeah, car broke down
about 10 miles back.

I think it's the plugs.

- Really?
- Yeah, we're having a super normal day.

Okay. Well, no worries.
We'll fix you up.

Daddy, the twins are still hungry.

Be right there, baby.

Come on. Come back and meet the kids.

- You've got more kids?
- Oh-ho-ho, yeah.

Got a couple'a pups.

So, this is my daughter Gertie.

Gertie, say hi to Daddy's friends.

- Hi.
- Hi.

And these are the twins.

This is Sam.

I, uh, sorta named him after you.

Wow. That's, uh...


That means this one must be...




On the phone, you said

there was something
wrong with your cousin?

Oh, not mine, Bess's.

He's, uh... Well...

I think you should see for yourself.

I tried to wake
him, but he's in and out.

He's hurt pretty bad.

This dude's a werewolf?

Pure blood, like me.

So what happened to him?

We're not sure. Cops
found him down around

St. Cloud, in Minnesota.

Those look like knife wounds.

That's what the cops
thought, too, but they're not.

They're from a wraith.

Brad... whoever did this to him

thought he was dead, and
they dumped him in a swamp.

But he somehow managed to climb out,

and the cops found his body by the road.

And Bess has been
looking after him, but...

why would a wraith go after a wolf?


When he comes to, we'll ask him.

Son of a...


- I'm, uh...
- Sick. I know.

Come with me.
I've got something for you.

You know, I gotta say, aside
from pincushion in there...

this is pretty nice.

Yeah, better than I
ever thought I'd get.

I mean, hunting... I figured
I'd be dead before I'm 40.

You know, go out young and pretty.

But now I've got a
great wife, great kids.

I guess... sometimes things work out.

Yeah, sometimes.

Good, man. You deserve it.

You do.

- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.

What's up with your teeth?

- What?
- Your teeth.

They hurt, right?

A little.

A lot.

- Since when?
- Since yesterday.


All right, come on.

- What?
- Come on.

What are we doing?

Garth, what are we do...

Oh, no.

You know what?

I'm good.

Get in the chair, Dean.


You're very strong.


Uh, you know, you... you...
you really don't have to...

It's my daddy's secret recipe.

Cure everything and anything.

What's in it?

What part of "secret"
don't you understand?

Garth, you're not a dentist.

Oh, yes, I am.

I, uh, was getting my
degree when the whole

Hunter thing happened,
and I, you know...

Killed the Tooth Fairy.

She had it coming.

Anyway, after I left Hunting,

I went back to school, got my degree.

Now I've got a good
little practice going.


It's not like all the wolves around here

can go to a regular doc.

Can't with all the cow hearts we eat.

Fang maintenance is a B.

You've got to floss all the time.


Yeah, actually, it's...
it's not too, uh...

Oh, God.

I will tell you it's
mostly cayenne pepper.

What? Oh, God.

Mommy, the giant's crying.


Ohh. Aah.

Every... Every... Everything is burning.

- Open wide.
- Mnh-mnh.

Come on, buddy.

Here comes the airplane.


When was the last
time you saw a dentist?

I 'unno. Never.

All right.

I do see a few cavities.

How many?

- 17.
- What?

But don't you worry.

'Cause I've got you.

How do you think I feel?

Here we go.

You're gonna be fine.

- What is this?
- Dean...

... I'm doing this for
your own good, buddy.


Hey, I'm okay.

Big Sam is o-okay.

There you go.

Let the gas do its thing.

Deep breaths.

Everything's fine.


There you go.

♪ We're all alone ♪

♪ No chaperone ♪

♪ Can get our number ♪

♪ The world's in slumber ♪

♪ Let's misbehave ♪

♪ There's something
wild about you, child ♪

♪ That's so contagious ♪

♪ Let's be outrageous ♪

♪ Let's misbehave ♪

♪ When Adam won Eve's hand ♪

♪ He wouldn't stand for teasin' ♪

♪ He didn't care about ♪

♪ Those apples out of season ♪

♪ They say the spring
means just one thing ♪

♪ To little lovebirds ♪

♪ We're not above birds ♪

♪ Let's misbehave ♪

♪ Let's misbehave ♪

Let's misbehave.

Hey, Slugger.

You're all done.

You did good.


Kids are finally asleep.

How are you feeling?


Better, actually.

- I told you.
- Yeah.


Where have you been?

Gettung ma teef fixed.

I had to numb him up.
He'll be fine in an hour.





what is going on here?

What do you mean?

I mean, apparently Dean's

never been to a dentist before,

and suddenly he got a
mouthful of cavities,

you're sick, and your
car is broken down.

Who did you guys piss off?


I'm sorry. What?



The God is trying to kill you?

Well, uh, trying to
make us kill each other.

So, he's a writer,

and you've basically been
the heroes of his story?

I guess, yeah.


Well, what's that make me?

A supporting character?
Special guest star?

No, Garth, it's not like that.

Oh, no, no, no.
I want to be the guest star.

Being the hero sucks.

I mean, sure, you'll
probably win eventually,

but until you do, your life blows.

Your parents get gunned
down in an alleyway.

Your home planet gets blown up.

You, uh, interview this
good-looking rich guy,

and it doesn't go well, so he
shows up at the hardware store

where you work, and, man,
it starts to get, you know...

It's from, uh... We love "Fifty Shades".

Yeah, we do.

Who's the hero in that?

No, no, no. The point is,

the hero thing... it's not fun.

Well, I mean, there are
some good things about it.

Like, uh, when was the last
time that Batman got a flat tire?

Or Superman couldn't pay his water bill?

Or the power goes out in the Red Room?


See, the hero never
sweats the small stuff.

It slows down the story.

So, then, what happened?

Chuck... downgraded us?

Maybe, yeah.

- And now you're...
- Cursed.



No... normal.

For the first time in your lives,

you're having normal-people problems.

You need to get a colonoscopy, stat.


So how do we fix this?

I don't know.



Who're they?

They're friends.

Like Hunter friends?

Brad, they're cool.

Now tell us what happened to you.

Fell down the stairs.

Brad, listen,

we don't care that you're a werewolf,

but you got attacked by a
wraith, which is really weird.

Now, we're just trying to
understand what happened.

So help us.



I mean, wow.

With the furrowed brow
and the puppy eyes...

did you see that?

That never actually
works for you, does it?


Answer the question.



It's... It's a place... monsters go.

They fight for money.

Money? Like, real money?

Hey, I can talk.

Good for you. Yeah, real money.

Okay? They pay to watch it.

They livestream it on
the Dark Web or whatever.

Wait a second. So... So, you...

Yeah, I needed the cash.

Got three baby mamas... I got bills.

This place... where is it?

I know you don't want to tell us, but...

Belgrade, Minnesota.

Old warehouse off Peach Street.

Well, that was easy.

Yeah, well, lot of fangs in there.

You know, I figure you two walk in,

they're gonna rip you to pieces.



I don't think you should go.

Garth, we don't have a choice, okay?

That many freaks in one place?

You know they're dropping bodies.

Yeah, but the old Sam and Dean,

they could've handled this, no problem.

But you guys...


Hey, look, just because God

yanked the magic
horseshoe out of our ass

or whatever doesn't mean
that we're gonna give up.

This is our job. It's what we do.

And, yeah, it might be a little
harder right now, but so what?

Bring it.

What he said.

All right. Then I'm coming, too.

Oh, no, no, no. No.

Garth, come on. You got a family, okay?

You got a life. If
something went wrong...

and, right now, with us,
everything's going wrong...

we're not doing that
to Bess, to the kids.

Okay, you're right.

Well, at least let me get
you a new set of spark plugs.



Isolated, run-down... yep,
that'll do Monster Bloodsport.

This should be perfect.

Oh, man.

Bess makes the best grilled cheese.

Yeah, you ate like seven of them.

Well, I'm a growing boy.

Let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.


Dean... Extra rounds, dead man's blood,

first-aid kit, emergency flares...


Dude, if Garth was right,

if we're really normal now,

we can't just charge
in there guns blazing.

We need to be ready for anything.

Well, I guess we'd
need a grenade launcher.

Hey, sweetheart.

I don't think we've used
that .38 in about four years.

Hyah! Hyah!

Welcome to Fight Club.


You forget how to walk?

- Oh.
- What was that?

Not good, that's...

You okay?

Oh, God.

I gotta go.

- Go?
- I-I gotta go.

- What?
- Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.



You know, I think you might be

lactose-intolerant now.

I'm ok...



Oh, please, just kill me now.

Can do.

Can't believe they got the drop on me.

I didn't even hear them coming.

Yeah, well, I got jumped while
I was in the crapper, okay?

I win.

"Normal"? Sucks.

Sam, Dean?

Can I get you anything?

Water? Hot towel?

Who are you?


This is my place.

Oh, so all this chain-link,

razor wire, and rat crap is yours, huh?

Well, congrats.

So, now you know me, and I know you.

We're like... friends.

You keep all your friends in a cage?

Only the ones I really like.

All right. So, what're you? A monster?

I am. Shifter.

Shifter? So you chose that face?

But I don't let my gifts define me.

See, more than anything,
I'm a sportsman.

See, to me, man, monster,
they're at their best,

their most pure, in
the heat of competition.


Yeah, sure, I could've
killed you, but no.

I want to see your best.

I want to see what the
Winchesters are capable of.

Stripped down, closed in,
just you against the world.

Or Maul here.

"Maul"? That... Maul?

Come on, man. What's
your real name, huh?

Marvin? Marion?


You want us to fight?


Together, though.

I don't want to break up the team.

You sure about that?

'Cause if you know us,
you know the stories.

See, me and my brother
here, we've taken down

way bigger fellas than, uh,

Meredith here.

We've killed angels, killed demons,

Gods, and Alphas.

So why don't you do yourself
a favor... cut your losses,

let us walk out that door

before we burn this
craphole to the ground.

Yeah... no.

Maul will show you to your rooms.

Tonight, two of Fight Night's

biggest rivals will face
off in the ring again!

Killer Wraith versus Jamaica Djinn!

Who will claim victory,
and who will suffer defeat?

And then, in this ring,
the mighty Maul returns,

and this time, he'll take
on the merciless Winchesters!

Get ready for a...

battle royale!

All right, all right.

Fighters to the ring.

There's a lot of people...
lot of monsters... out there.


Yeah, it's just how I wanted to die...

with a freakin' audience.


What are you doing?

Baby, come on, come on.

Ha ha!

I'm picking the lock.


- Can't get it.
- What?

Ow! Broke a nail.

Here, let me do it. Here, come on.

We do this all the time.

What the hell?

Friggin' normal!

That's what.

Aw, come on!

So could we ever actually pick locks,

or was it Chuck this whole time?

Well, dude, if we can't do this,

then how the hell are we supposed to

take care of Supervamp out there?

I don't think we can.

No way.

Wait. After everything,
there's no way that Chuck

lets us die like this.

Or he does, to...

I don't know... to teach us a lesson.

Or maybe we just end up paralyzed.

No, we gotta win.

We gotta win, man.

That's not gonna be easy, okay?

But you and me?

Not everything we did
was because of Chuck.

It was us...

the blood, the sweat, the tears, man.

That's us.

We've been doing this our whole lives.

We're the best in the world.

So I say we go out there.

I say we go out there,
and we kick some ass.

Your winner... Djinn!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's
time for the main event!

Your first fighter,
weighing in at 310 pounds,

the mighty Maul!

And his opponent... sorry, opponents...

straight out of Lawrence, Kansas.

You know them, you don't like them...

the Winchesters!

It's time.

Oh, and, boys? Shirts off.

Damn it!

I think a bug went in my throat.

Oh, freakin' normal.

Your winner... Djinn!

Dean? Dean!

It's time for...



- What are you doing?
- I tried to call,

and when you didn't pick up,
I figured you were super boned.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. We're super boned.

Super boned! Come on.
Get us out of here.


You are so strong.

Let's roll.

So strong.

It's time.

Oh, and, boys? Shirts off.

Damn it!

Come on! We gotta...
We gotta get somewhere!

We gotta regroup! We
gotta come up with a plan!

Garth? Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

We gotta get outta here before
the Monster Squad shows up!

- I've already got a plan.
- What?

The Monster Squad were the good guys.

We're the Monster Squad.

C-4... a Hunter's best friend.

Cool, right?

Thanks, Garth.

All right. Bring it in.

- Oh.
- Well, still...

No way.

Go! I've got this.



Hey, did you believe me when I said

I thought we could win this thing?

- Nope.
- Yeah, me neither.

Bring it on, Madison!






This was fun.




He got Garth'd.


It's weird. It, like,
hurts in my stomach.

It's not even... It's, like, up here.

It's, like, where my ribs are.

I don't know why.

Has my voice gone higher?

This Cass keeps looking at me weird.

So kind of like the real Cass.

I packed you some of those

grilled-cheese sandwiches you love.


Oh, thanks.

Uh, you know what?

I think this guy's got a
little something for you.


Yeah. We better go.

Oh. Okay.


I'll walk you out.

- Okay.
- Bye, guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hey, listen, Garth, I just want
to say, what... what you did...

Ah. It was nothing.

Nothing? You saved us

and blew up a bunch of monsters.

That's not nothing. That's...

That's being a hero.

I guess I learned from the best.

You guys, you gonna be okay?

What? Because we're normal?

That, and because
the Almighty's after you.

Right, yeah. Um, I, uh...

We don't know.

Listen, I wasn't gonna
say this earlier, but...

there might be something
that could help.

What kind of something?

I heard this story once about this place

you can go if your luck's gone bad.

What kind of place?

Not sure.

The guy who told me
said it was in Alaska,

on the road between Barrow and Kotzebue.

He said, "You'll know
it when you see it",

whatever that means.

Look, it might not even be real,
and you know this stuff works.

There's always a catch.

And being normal... I mean,
maybe you'll get used to it.

Yeah. Maybe.

Anyway, if you ever need anything...

We know.


Thanks for everything.

All right, Garth.

Hey, you know what?

You don't smell too bad yourself.

Thanks. It's Hai Karate.


Stay safe out there.

You too.

You know, I always thought
I could be a good dancer

if I wanted to be.

Well, you were awesome at the Macarena.



What now?

I don't know.

Garth's right... stuff like
that, there's always a downside.

And being normal...

Is fine.

For normal people with normal problems.

But you and me? There's zero
about our lives that's normal.

And the way things are
going, if we don't fix this,

we might kill each other by accident.


And if... when Chuck comes back,

we can't go up against him like this.

So, uh...



Son of a bitch!