Scaredy Squirrel (2010–2013): Season 3, Episode 8 - Scaredy Squirrel - full transcript
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(Big Band style music plays)
??
? Doop-dah! ?
? Dooby-doo-wah! ?
? Doop-Dah!
Dooby-doo-wah! ?
? Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow! ?
? Dooby-doo-dah dah
bah-dah-dah dee-bah ?
? Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah
dah-bee-dah ?
? Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah
deedle-dah oh! ?
? Oh yeah! Yeah! ?
? Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah ?
dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ?
(Thunder of stampeding feet)
Once you lick a lollipop
it's yours.
Seriously, don't be gross.
??
VENDOR:
IT'S THE PLANT DAY EXPO!
BUY FLOWERS
FOR YOUR FLOWERS!
(SNIFFING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
VENDOR:
OH NO, STAY AWAY!
I'M NOT REAL WOOD!
AGH! AGH! AGH!
SCAREDY:
RICHARD, THIS YEAR
I AM GETTING YOU
THE PERFECT PLANT DAY PRESENT!
PLANT TOUPEES!
IT'S THE GIFT THAT
KEEPS BEING REGIFTED!
UH, THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY
A GOOD THING.
LOOKS LIKE DIRT,
TASTES LIKE DIRT,
BUT IT'S "I'M SHOCKED
IT'S NOT DIRT!"
YOUR PLANT WILL
EAT IT UP!
SORRY,
HE JUST ATE.
HOW'S ABOUT
SOME DANCEY CORN?!
COBS OF CORN
THAT DANCE TO MUSIC!
YOU LOVE 'EM,
DON'T YOU?
MMM...
NOT SO MUCH.
I KNOW,
THEY'RE AWFUL.
OH RICHARD,
IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK,
THIS'D BE SO MUCH EASIER!
LUIGI:
PSSST! HEY, SQUIRREL!
SO YOU WANNA TALK
TO YOUR PLANT, DO YA'S?
WELL, LAY YOUR EARS
ON THIS THEN.
(WHISPERED)
THE PLANT WHISPERER.
THE WHAT?
(YELLING)
THE PLANT WHISPERER!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
JUST HOOK DA THING UP
TO DA THING,
BADDA-BING BADDA-BOOM,
AND BAM!
WELL, IT WOULD BE NICE
TO KNOW WHAT RICHARD'S THINKING.
LUIGI:
SOLD!
WAIT, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "SOLD!"
YOU JUST DID.
THANKS!
SCAREDY:
OH, RICHARD!
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
A REAL CONVERSATION WITH YOU!
TESTING... TESTING...
COME IN.
DO YOU READ ME?
DAVE:
NUH-UH.
READING LEADS TO WRITING
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
(FARTS)
YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING.
SCAREDY:
DAVE, RICHARD'S GONNA
TALK TO ME.
MEH. PLANTS TALK TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANT:
WELCOME TO BURGER OASIS,
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
(LAUGHING) YOU'RE FUNNY,
MR. MAGIC TREE!
SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED
THAT IF YOU HAVE MONEY,
TREES WILL GIVE YOU
FRENCH FRIES.
HELLO, RICHARD?
HELLOOOO?
(MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS
AND FIZZLES)
RICHARD:
(GASPS) MY VOICE!
MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE!
SWEET ACORNS!
IS THAT REALLY YOU,
RICHARD?
RICHARD:
INDEED IT IS.
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
SCAREDY:
OH, RICHARD, I HAVE SO MANY
THINGS TO ASK YOU!
IS YOUR POT BIG ENOUGH?
DO YOU GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT
TO CONVERT CARBON DIOXIDE
INTO OXYGEN
DURING PHOTOSYNTHESIS?
DAVE:
DOES THIS RASH
LOOK STRANGE TO YOU?
RICHARD:
YES, YES,
AND GOOD HEAVENS!
SCAREDY:
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WHAT GIFT DO YOU WANT
FOR PLANT DAY?
I'LL TELL YOU,
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY TO GET.
WHATEVER IT IS,
I'LL GET IT!
PROMISE!
I WANT...
I WANT TO SING.
SCAREDY AND DAVE:
SING?
RICHARD:
YES. IT'S THE ONLY DREAM
I'VE EVER HAD.
TO BE A FAMOUS SINGER
AND TO RECORD
THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE!
HOW ABOUT A BIKE?
WAIT. YOU CAN SING?
RICHARD:
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
(OPERATIC)
? AAAAAAAAHHHHH... ?
(THUNDER STOPS,
STORM CLEARS)
(BABIES STOP CRYING)
(ANGRY YELLING STOPS)
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,
RICHARD.
RICHARD:
AND THAT WAS JUST ME YAWNING.
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR
MY SINGING VOICE!
WELL, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
THEN, RICHARD,
WE ARE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!
YOU WILL?!
SURE. I KNOW ALL THE IN AND OUTS
OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS
FROM WHEN I MADE
MY RAP ALBUM.
(RAPPING)
? COME ON, SAFETY SQUIRREL ?
? SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL! ?
SCAREDY:
WE EVEN SHOT A VIDEO!
(RAPPING)
? WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR FEET ?
? MAKIN' A SANDWICH
BETTER WASH YOUR HAND-WICH ?
? KEEPING YOU SAFE,
EVERY BOY AND GIRL, ?
? CUZ I'M THE... ?
DAVE:
? SA-SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL! ?
? SA-SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL!
YEAH! ?
OUR ALBUM WENT
DOUBLE ALUMINUM.
TRUST ME, RICHARD,
WE'LL GET YOU A RECORD DEAL.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
RICHARD!
RICHARD:
BUT WHAT ABOUT
AN AUDIENCE?
SING IT
AND THEY WILL COME.
RICHARD:
VERY WELL.
KEY OF E MAJOR MINOR,
UPBEAT BOOGIE-WOOGIE.
WATCH ME FOR THE CHANGES.
DAVE:
AND A FIVE, SIX,
FIVE, SIX, NINE, ORANGE!
(THEY PLAY A COUNTRY TUNE)
RICHARD:
? OH, I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A TULIP ?
? WHEN HER TWO-LIPS KISSED ME ?
? I WENT CRAZY FOR A DAISY ?
? HER LOOKS JUST DAZED ME ?
? I ROLLED OVER FOR A CLOVER ?
? AND PINED FOR A PINE ?
? BUT WHEN YOU'RE
JUST A PLANT LIKE ME ?
? TRUE LOOOOOOOVE
IS HAAAAAARD TO FIND ?
(CHEERING)
OH, RICHARD!
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
THE NAME IS PLANTZ.
RICHIE PLANTZ.
AGH! I'M GONNA FAINT!
CATCH ME! OW!
SETH:
DO YOU HAVE AN ALBUM?
BUCK:
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SING?
GARY:
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
SCAREDY:
SEE, RICHARD?
THEY LOVE YOU!
GETTING A RECORD DEAL
WILL BE A CINCH!
RICHARD:
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
SCAREDY:
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
WITH JUST A FEW MORE YEARS
OF BUSKING,
SEVEN OR EIGHTS YEARS
OF PLAYING SMALL VENUES,
AND THE RIGHT PROMOTION
AND OVERSEAS TOURS,
YOU'LL HAVE A RECORD CONTRACT
IN... 27 YEARS!
BUCK:
WHY DON'T YOU JUST AUDITION
FOR "BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR"?
THE WINNER GETS
A RECORDING CONTRACT!
"BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR"?
TELL ME MORE!
QUICKLY!
AUDITIONS ARE
JUST DOWN THE ROAD.
C'MON, RICHARD!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
WELL THEN,
ON TO MY SOLO PROJECT.
I CALL THIS ONE
"STINKY-TOWN."
A ONE, TWO,
ONE, TWO, SEVEN, ORANGE!
(FARTS LOUDLY,
CROWD SCREAMS)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GARY.
GARY:
ALRIGHTY.
(CLEARING THROAT)
AHEM.
TERRIBLE!
THAT IS WORST VOICE
I'VE EVER HEARD!
BUT I WAS JUST CLEARING
MY THROAT.
GUY AND MAYOR RUNSWELL:
NEXT!
(BURSTS INTO TEARS)
UH, HI.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY...
GUY:
YOUR VOICE IS TOO WHINY!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
AND YOUR HEAD IS TOO BIG
FOR YOUR BODY!
IF THERE WAS A TOY VERSION
OF YOU
IT COULD NEVER STAND UP.
GUY:
HA! LIKE THERE'D EVER BE
ANY MERCHANDISE
FOR SCAREDY SQUIRREL!
WAIT!
I'M NOT THE ONE AUDITIONING!
GUY:
THEN WHO IS?
THE PLANT?
(LAUGHING)
YES.
HIS NAME IS RICHARD,
AND HE'S A BUDDING
YOUNG TALENT!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
HA! IF THAT PLANT SINGS,
I'LL EAT THIS TABLE!
RICHARD:
? BUH-BUH-BUH-BAAAAABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY ?
? BABY, BABY, BE MY BABY, ?
HE SINGS LIKE
AN ANGEL...
DIPPED IN HONEY...
AND SPRINKLED
WITH AWESOME DUST.
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
THAT'S WHY IT PAINS ME
SO MUCH TO TELL YOU...
THAT YOU'RE IN THE FINALS
TOMORROW NIGHT!
SCAREDY:
WOO-HOO!
RICHARD:
WELL, I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
SQUIRREL!
TAKE ME HOME!
I NEED A MUDBATH
AND A PRUNING.
UH, SURE THING,
RICHARD.
RICHARD:
RICHIE! THE NAME'S RICHIE!
UH, MR. MAYOR,
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
HAVE TO EAT THE TABLE.
JUST GET ME
SOME SALSA!
SCAREDY:
THAT WAS AMAZING,
RICHAR...IE!
I WISH THE WHOLE WORLD
COULD'VE SEEN THAT!
DAVE:
THEY CAN, SCARE!
THE AUDITIONS HAVE BEEN UPLOADED
TO THE INTERNETS!
DAVE:
SEE? IT'S ALREADY BEEN VIEWED
BY ONE WHOLE PERSON!
THANKS, MOM.
RICHARD:
ONLY ONE?
WHAT IN HEAVENS
ARE PEOPLE WATCHING,
CAT VIDEOS?
(CAT SCREECHES)
(LAUGHING)
DON'T WORRY, RICHIE.
I'M SURE TOMORROW
YOU'LL HAVE A FEW MORE FANS.
G'NIGHT GUYS.
(OWL HOOTS)
(ROOSTER CROWS)
MORNING, DAVE.
HOW MANY VIEWS
ARE WE AT NOW?
(YAWNING)
TWENTY-FOUR...
SCAREDY:
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD START.
BAZILLION!
WHAT?!
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
SETH:
IS RICHIE HERE?
BUCK:
CAN HE SING
AT MY BAR MITZVAH?
GARY:
MY ARM IS STUCK IN YOUR MAILBOX.
UNGH! UNGH!
RICHARD, YOU'RE FAMOUS!
RICHARD:
OF COURSE I'M FAMOUS!
I'M RICHIE PLANTZ!
NOW WATER ME!
YES, SIR,
MR. FAMOUS RICHIE, SIR!
REPORTER:
FANS HAVE CAMPED OUT
TO GET A GLIMPSE OF RICHIE.
SWEET ACORNS!
WE'RE ON THE NEWS!
TELL US,
WHAT DO YOU LOVE MOST
ABOUT RICHIE?
HE'S JUST SO...
SO... AGGGHH!!!
OW!
TUNE IN TONIGHT
AS RICHIE PLANTZ
IS POISED TO WIN
BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR
AND MOVE ON
TO MEGA-STARDOM.
WOW!
LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT YOUR DREAM
IS GONNA COME TRUE, RICHIE.
GOT YOUR WATER,
MR. PLANTZ, SIR.
FOOL!
I DRINK SPARKLING WATER!
SORRY!
RICHARD, YOU SHOULD TREAT PEOPLE
WITH MORE RESPECT!
WHATEVER, SQUIRREL.
TAKE A HIKE.
I NEED ALONE TIME
TO PREPARE FOR MY BIG NIGHT!
? ME-ME-ME-ME-MEEEEEEEE... ?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOARS AND SQUIRRELS,
WELCOME TO BALSA'S
NEXT BIG STAR!
(CHEERING)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
THANK YOU! I WROTE THAT MYSELF.
OUR FIRST ACT TONIGHT IS...
SOMEBODY DOING... SOMETHING.
TAKE IT AWAY, SOMEBODY!
I'M DEDICATING THIS
TO THE LITTLE GIRL
WHO SMILED AT ME TODAY.
(BELCHES LOUDLY)
SCAREDY:
ALL RIGHT, RICHIE.
I'VE GOT LEMON WATER, HONEY,
AND MY OWN HOMEMADE
SUPER THROAT SYRUP!
TIME TO WARM UP
THAT VOICE!
RICHARD:
WARM UP?!
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A BOWL OF SOUP?
GO GET ME MORE LEAF WAX,
SQUIRREL!
I'VE GOT TO SHINE
OUT THERE,
RIGHT, GIRLS?
(DANCY CORNS GIGGLE)
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU,
RICHARD?
EVER SINCE YOU GOT
A LITTLE FAME,
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE A BAD SEED.
I'VE GROWN, SQUIRREL.
DEAL.
WELL, I CAN'T WATCH YOU GROW
ANY LONGER!
FROM NOW ON,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
(STARTS TO CRY)
UNGH!
SCAREDY:
THE GUY FROM THE PLANT SHOW?
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
UH, I JUST CAME BY TO WISH
THE LITTLE BAMBINO GOOD LUCK.
AFTER ALL,
I GAVE HIM HIS VOICE!
HE'D BE NO ONE
WITHOUT ME.
? ME, ME, ME, ME,
MEEEEEE ?
YEAH, YEAH,
YOU GAVE RICHIE HIS VOICE,
SO I GUESS...
(REALIZING)
WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU GAVE RICHIE HIS VOICE!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
AND NOW, THE ACT YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR,
AND WILL MOST DEFINITELY WIN...
RICHIE PLANTZ
AND THE PLANTATIONS!
(AUDIENCE CHEERS WILDLY)
BUT I NEED TO-
I JUST WANNA-(WHIMPERS)
SO, RICHIE,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SING
FOR US TONIGHT?
WELL, BOB,
IT WAS A TOUGH CHOICE
BETWEEN...
"I FOOLED A SQUIRREL,"
"MY EVIL PLANS
ARE NEARLY COMPLETE,"
AND "I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON YET."
I DECIDED TO GO WITH
MY TEAR-JERKING SMASH HIT,
"THERE'S A REAL FACE
BEHIND THIS PLANT."
I'M CRYING ALREADY.
TAKE IT AWAY.
RICHARD:
? BUH-BUH-BUH-BAAAAABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY? ?
? BABY, BE MY BABY ?
? TOONIIIIIGGGHHT... ?
? BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY? ?
I KNEW IT!
WELL, NOBODY USES MY PLANT
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
IT'S TIME TO REVEAL
BALSA'S NEXT BIG SCOUNDREL!
LUIGI:
? WHEN YOU SEE
THE REAL ME-?
(SHOCKED GASPS)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
UNBELIEVABLE!
SCAREDY:
PEOPLE OF BALSA,
YOU'VE BEEN HOODWINKED!
RICHARD'S BEEN LEAF-SYNCING
ALL ALONG!
THIS IS THE REAL
RICHIE PLANTZ!
(SHOCKED GASPS)
OKAY, IT'S TRUE.
I AM THE REAL VOICE
OF RICHIE.
BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME,
RIGHT?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
A SINGING PLANT
IS SPECTACULARLY
AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
BUT A SINGING SWEATY GUY IS...
UGH! YUCKY.
BUT WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
SOME OF MY OTHER SONGS!
? I LIKE BANANAS
AND BANANAS LIKE ME... ?
? WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY...
HEY! ?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
NO! STOP! CUT! CUT!
CUT TO COMMERICAL!
C'MON, RICHARD!
TIME TO BREAK OUT OF SHOWBIZ!
(SPLAT) EHH!
ENOUGH WITH THE TOMATOES
ALREADY!
NO MORE TOMATOES!
SCAREDY:
WELL, RICHARD,
I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOU
THE PERFECT GIFT,
SO HOW ABOUT THIS:
PEACE AND QUIET
IN YOUR FAVOURITE WINDOW.
WHO NEEDS THE SPOTLIGHT
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
THE MOONLIGHT, RIGHT?
GOOD NIGHT, PAL.
REAL RICHARD:
GOOD NIGHT, SCAREDY.
DID YOU JUST...?
NAH.
??
SCAREDY:
(HUMS)
SCAREDY,
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?!
GET STACKING!
I'M WAITING FOR DAVE.
HE PROMISED
TO HELP ME TODAY!
STACKING MANOEUVRES
HIGHER THAN 6.3 FEET
REQUIRE A SPOTTER,
ESPECIALLY IF HANDLING
A VOLATILE ITEM
LIKE PROJECTILE CHEESE.
PROJECTILE CHEESE?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF-
(SQUAWKS)
MMM!
THAT'S THE STUFF.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
AND UH...
HERE'S DAVE NOW.
JUST GET TO WORK!
SORRY FOR BEING LATE.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
SOME GUY
STUCK IN A BOX OVER THERE.
SOMEONE'S STUCK IN A BOX?!
EMERGENCY!
CLEAR A PATH, PEOPLE!
EMERGENCY!
I'M WITH HIM!
I NEED A SLIGHTLY
WIDER PATH!
DAVE:
RIGHT HERE, SCAREDY.
THIS GUY.
SCAREDY:
(SIGHS) THIS IS JUST A MACHINE,
DAVE.
"HOO-TAN THE MYSTIC,
AUTOMATED FORTUNE TELLER?!"
DAVE:
WOW! I WANNA GET
MY FUTURE TOLD.
SCAREDY:
OH, THESE THINGS
ARE ALL PHONY!
FORTUNE COMES FROM
MAKING GOOD CHOICES,
WORKING HARD,
AND BRUSHING
THREE TIMES A DAY!
MEH. THIS IS QUICKER.
(WHIRRING)
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
THERE WILL BE CHANGE
IN YOUR FUTURE!
THAT COULD MEAN
ANYTHING!
(WHIRS)
HEY!
I GOT MY QUARTER BACK!
CHANGE WAS IN MY FUTURE!
THAT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE.
OH, YEAH?
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT
A SHOT?
FINE. I SUPPOSE IT
COULDN'T HURT.
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
YOU WILL MEET...
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
(WHIMPERS)
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
IT'LL HURT A LOT.
IT COULD MEAN
ANY NUMBER OF THINGS.
DAVE:
SURE!
IT COULD ALSO MEAN,
"YOU'RE DONE FOR, PARTNER,"
OR "IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU,"
OR "YOU'RE OUT... FOREVER!"
DAVE!
SORRY.
IT WAS A FLUKE.
JUST WATCH THIS.
SCAREDY:
BUCK! WANNA WASTE A QUARTER
GETTING A FAKE,
TOTALLY UNTRUE,
LIAR-PANTS-ON-FIRE
FORTUNE?
SOLD!
(CHANGE CLINKS)
YOUR WORK WILL BRING YOU
GREAT JOY.
MOPPING FLOORS?!
WHERE'S THE JOY
IN THAT?
SEE?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
NESTOR:
EXCUSE ME, BUCK?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED
MOPPING THESE FLOORS?
I TOLD YOU TO-
AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
(LAUGHING)
JOY OVERLOAD!
JOY OVERLOAD!
THIS THING'S A GENIUS!
NO WAY THAT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN.
HOO-TAN:
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY
ARE SOON PARTED.
GARY:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I NEED MORE INFORMATION.
I DON'T CARE
HOW MANY QUARTERS IT TAKES!
COME ON!
HOO-TAN:
YOU ARE A VERY BORING DONKEY.
HATTON:
(CRIES)
SCAREDY:
NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN.
HOO-TAN:
YOU ARE WILL RECEIVE A GIFT.
SCAREDY:
THAT COULD BE ANYTHING.
HOO-TAN:
IT WILL BE HALF
A PASTRAMI SANDWICH
WITH CARROTS, ONIONS,
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
HEY, NESTOR, WANT THE REST
OF MY PASTRAMI SANDWICH
WITH CARROTS, ONIONS,
AND PEANUT BUTTER?
(INHALES AND GAGS)
WOW!
HOO-TAN'S ON FIRE!
THEN I'LL JUST GET
A NEW FORTUNE.
(CHANGE CLINKS)
YOU ALREADY HAVE
YOUR FORTUNE.
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
HE CAN'T JUST KEEP GIVING ME
THE SAME FORTUNE!
HERE'S A DIFFERENT ONE.
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE HERE, TODAY,
BEFORE THE END OF YOUR SHIFT
AT THE STASH "N" HOARD!
(WHIMPERS)
CAN I HAVE MY OLD ONE BACK?
HOO-TAN:
NO!
THIS ISN'T OVER!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
FORTUNE TELLER IN TOWN!
WALLY:
LET US SEE WHAT FORTUNE
THE CARDS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU.
HMM...
WHAT DO THEY SAY?!
I GOTTA BE HONEST,
I'M TERRIBLE AT READING
THESE THINGS.
GOT ANY IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS?
AGHHHHHHH!
WHAT DOES MY CRYSTAL BALL
REVEAL?
IS IT SOMETHING BAD?
MOLE: RELAX.
SCAREDY: PHEW!
BUT YES,
NO, IT'S VERY BAD.
SWEET ACORNS!
STYLIST:
A GRIZZLY DEMISE IS RIGHT.
THESE HANG NAILS
ARE ATROCIOUS AS WELL!
OH NO!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
CAN YOU DO MY TOES NEXT?
THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT,
DAVE.
I GONNA MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE
AT THE STASH "N" HOARD
TODAY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
OF COURSE!
HOO-TAN SAID I'D MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE
BEFORE THE END
OF MY SHIFT!
IF I SKEDADDLE,
IT WON'T COME TRUE!
HOO-TAN:
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
ALSO, HOO-TAN HAS
AN EXTENSION CORD.
SCAREDY:
NOTHING DANGEROUS EVER HAPPENS
IN A LIBRARY.
OH, "CASUAL COOKING,
POP UP EDITION?"
NEAT! LET'S SEE,
MEAT TENDERIZING-
(YELPS)
HOW ABOUT...
VEGETABLE CHOPPING?
(KNIVES RING,
SCAREDY YELPS LOUDER)
HOW ABOUT... FLAMBE?
WHAT'S FLAMBE-
(FLAMES ROAR,
SCAREDY SCREAMS)
LIBRARIAN:
SHHHHHHHH.
SORRY.
AH, A BIG EMPTY FIELD.
NOTHING COULD HAPPEN
TO ME HERE!
GOLFER:
FORE!
FOUR?
FOUR OF WHAT?
AGGHHH!
(SMACK)
GOLFERS:
FOOOOOORE!
(SCREAMS)
DAVE:
HEY, SCARE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK AT THE STORE?
IT'S JUST AS BAD
OUT THERE, DAVE.
EVERYWHERE I LOOK IS
ANOTHER GRIZZLY DEMISE.
HOW COULD YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE GET HURT?
YOU HAVE A HIT ANIMATED
CARTOON SERIES
NAMED AFTER YOU,
AND YOUR THE SAFEST PERSON
IN BALSA.
YOU'RE RIGHT!
I AM RETAKING CONTROL
OF MY DESTINY!
I'M GONNA BE
SO SUPER DUPER SAFE
THAT NOTHING ON EARTH
WILL BE ABLE TO HURT ME!
HOO-TAN:
OH YES IT WILL.
AGH! CAN SOMEONE UNPLUG
THAT THING?
YOU READY TO GET STACKIN',
SCAREDY?
SURE AM!
I'M READY TO CLIMB
THIS LADDER!
ER...
MAYBE A SHORTER ONE.
SHORTER.
SHORTER.
PERFECT!
HERE GOES NOTHING...
YUP,
THAT SURE WAS NOTHING.
DAVE, IT NEVER HURTS
TO BE SAFE.
UH, BUT...
SCAREDY:
AGGHHH! WHAAAAAAA!
THIS ISN'T AS FUN
AS IT LOOKS!
(SCREAMING)
PHEW!
(SCREAMING)
YOWCH!
THAT WAS WAY
TOO CLOSE!
I'D LIKE TO SEE HOO-TAN
COME UP
WITH A GRIZZLIER DEMISE
THAN THAT!
SORRY.
(GASPS)
SCAREDY:
CHECK IT OUT!
SWEETEST BODY ARMOR EVER!
LITERALLY!
I'D LIKE TO SEE
SOMETHING HURT ME NOW!
NOT LITERALLY.
OOH...
YOU DARE CHALLENGE HIPPUMO,
THE SUMO CHAMPION
OF BALSA?!
WHAT?! NO!
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE
BALSA HAD A SUMO LEAGUE.
SUCH INSULTS!
AIE!
AGHHHHHH!
I FLOP YOU!
(SCREAMING)
(SPLAT)
(LICKS) MMM...
GRIZZLY-LICIOUS!
WHAT NOW, SCARE?
(SHAKING)
IT'S NO USE, DAVE!
DANGER IS EVERYWHERE!
JUST LOOK AT THAT STACK
OF PAPER PLATES!
IT'S JUST WAITING TO FALL OVER
AND PAPER-CUT ME TO PIECES!
OR A BAG OF POPCORN
COULD EXPLODE ANY SECOND...
(EXPLOSION)
AND ATTRACT RAVENOUS
MOVIE USHERS!
(SCREAMS)
SCAREDY:
OR THAT RACK OF KNIVES!
I COULD TRY TO REACH ONE AND...
I COULD STUB MY TOE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SCARE?
YOU CAN'T SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR SHIFT
HIDING IN A CARDBOARD BOX.
WHY?
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
MAYBE I'LL MAKE IT
IF I STAY OUT OF SIGHT.
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
AND THAT IS THE LAMEST THING
HE HAS SEEN IN LIKE... FOREVER.
SCAREDY:
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I CAN'T!
THE ONLY GRIZZLY DEMISE
I'M GONNA SEE IS HOO-TAN'S!
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
HOO-TAN...
DOES NOT LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
THERE! HOW'S THAT
FOR A GRIZZLY DEMIIIIIISE?!
EWWWWWWWW!
WHO THOUGHT A TRASH COMPACTOR
WOULD BE SO FILTHY?
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT.
(RUMBLING)
(YELPS)
WHAT DO WE DO?!
HOO-TAN:
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
AS FOR ME,
HOO-TAN'S WARRANTY COVERS ALL.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE
DOUBTED YOU.
HOO-TAN:
UNGH! HOO-TAN. OOH!
SCAREDY:
HUH?
GRIZZLY DEMEEZE:
I BELIEVE I'VE FOUND THE CLOG.
WERE YOU TRAPPED
IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR?!
I WAS.
I SLIPPED AND THE WALLS
WERE CLOSING IN!
IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS-
NESTOR:
DON'T CARE!
YOUR SHIFTS OVER.
GO HOME!
WAIT.
MY SHIFT IS OVER?
THAT MEANS MY FORTUNE
DIDN'T COME TRUE!
HOO-TAN WAS WRONG!
IT SURE IS LUCKY
THE GARBAGE GUY CAME ALONG.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
HEROIC STRANGER?
(FRENCH ACCENT)
THE NAME IS GRIZZLY DEMEEZE,
AT YOUR SERVICE.
GRIZZLY DEMEEZE?
YOU'RE NAME IS GRIZZLY DEMISE?
OUAIS! OH, OF COURSE!
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
(RELIEVED SIGH)
NO, NO.
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS!
DAVE:
? IT'S SCAREDY'S SAFETY CORNER ?
? SCAREDY'S IN A CORNER
AND HE'S SAFE ?
TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT BOOK SAFETY.
WHEN READING
A POP-UP BOOK,
IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO TAKE
THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS:
GOGGLES, HELMET,
WATER WINGS.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER
THAT POP-UP BOOKS ARE THE REASON
YOU SHOULD NEVER READ OVER
SOMEONE'S SHOULDER.
WHATCHA READIN',
SCARE-
OWWWW!
THAT HURT SO MU-UNGH!
(PAINED GROAN)
I DON'T KNOW WHO INVENTED
THE POP-UP BOOK,
BUT I BET THEY'RE EVIL.
PURE EVIL.
---
(Big Band style music plays)
??
? Doop-dah! ?
? Dooby-doo-wah! ?
? Doop-Dah!
Dooby-doo-wah! ?
? Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow! ?
? Dooby-doo-dah dah
bah-dah-dah dee-bah ?
? Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah
dah-bee-dah ?
? Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah
deedle-dah oh! ?
? Oh yeah! Yeah! ?
? Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah ?
dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ?
(Thunder of stampeding feet)
Once you lick a lollipop
it's yours.
Seriously, don't be gross.
??
VENDOR:
IT'S THE PLANT DAY EXPO!
BUY FLOWERS
FOR YOUR FLOWERS!
(SNIFFING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
VENDOR:
OH NO, STAY AWAY!
I'M NOT REAL WOOD!
AGH! AGH! AGH!
SCAREDY:
RICHARD, THIS YEAR
I AM GETTING YOU
THE PERFECT PLANT DAY PRESENT!
PLANT TOUPEES!
IT'S THE GIFT THAT
KEEPS BEING REGIFTED!
UH, THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY
A GOOD THING.
LOOKS LIKE DIRT,
TASTES LIKE DIRT,
BUT IT'S "I'M SHOCKED
IT'S NOT DIRT!"
YOUR PLANT WILL
EAT IT UP!
SORRY,
HE JUST ATE.
HOW'S ABOUT
SOME DANCEY CORN?!
COBS OF CORN
THAT DANCE TO MUSIC!
YOU LOVE 'EM,
DON'T YOU?
MMM...
NOT SO MUCH.
I KNOW,
THEY'RE AWFUL.
OH RICHARD,
IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK,
THIS'D BE SO MUCH EASIER!
LUIGI:
PSSST! HEY, SQUIRREL!
SO YOU WANNA TALK
TO YOUR PLANT, DO YA'S?
WELL, LAY YOUR EARS
ON THIS THEN.
(WHISPERED)
THE PLANT WHISPERER.
THE WHAT?
(YELLING)
THE PLANT WHISPERER!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
JUST HOOK DA THING UP
TO DA THING,
BADDA-BING BADDA-BOOM,
AND BAM!
WELL, IT WOULD BE NICE
TO KNOW WHAT RICHARD'S THINKING.
LUIGI:
SOLD!
WAIT, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "SOLD!"
YOU JUST DID.
THANKS!
SCAREDY:
OH, RICHARD!
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
A REAL CONVERSATION WITH YOU!
TESTING... TESTING...
COME IN.
DO YOU READ ME?
DAVE:
NUH-UH.
READING LEADS TO WRITING
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
(FARTS)
YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING.
SCAREDY:
DAVE, RICHARD'S GONNA
TALK TO ME.
MEH. PLANTS TALK TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANT:
WELCOME TO BURGER OASIS,
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
(LAUGHING) YOU'RE FUNNY,
MR. MAGIC TREE!
SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED
THAT IF YOU HAVE MONEY,
TREES WILL GIVE YOU
FRENCH FRIES.
HELLO, RICHARD?
HELLOOOO?
(MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS
AND FIZZLES)
RICHARD:
(GASPS) MY VOICE!
MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE!
SWEET ACORNS!
IS THAT REALLY YOU,
RICHARD?
RICHARD:
INDEED IT IS.
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
SCAREDY:
OH, RICHARD, I HAVE SO MANY
THINGS TO ASK YOU!
IS YOUR POT BIG ENOUGH?
DO YOU GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT
TO CONVERT CARBON DIOXIDE
INTO OXYGEN
DURING PHOTOSYNTHESIS?
DAVE:
DOES THIS RASH
LOOK STRANGE TO YOU?
RICHARD:
YES, YES,
AND GOOD HEAVENS!
SCAREDY:
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WHAT GIFT DO YOU WANT
FOR PLANT DAY?
I'LL TELL YOU,
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY TO GET.
WHATEVER IT IS,
I'LL GET IT!
PROMISE!
I WANT...
I WANT TO SING.
SCAREDY AND DAVE:
SING?
RICHARD:
YES. IT'S THE ONLY DREAM
I'VE EVER HAD.
TO BE A FAMOUS SINGER
AND TO RECORD
THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE!
HOW ABOUT A BIKE?
WAIT. YOU CAN SING?
RICHARD:
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
(OPERATIC)
? AAAAAAAAHHHHH... ?
(THUNDER STOPS,
STORM CLEARS)
(BABIES STOP CRYING)
(ANGRY YELLING STOPS)
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,
RICHARD.
RICHARD:
AND THAT WAS JUST ME YAWNING.
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR
MY SINGING VOICE!
WELL, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
THEN, RICHARD,
WE ARE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!
YOU WILL?!
SURE. I KNOW ALL THE IN AND OUTS
OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS
FROM WHEN I MADE
MY RAP ALBUM.
(RAPPING)
? COME ON, SAFETY SQUIRREL ?
? SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL! ?
SCAREDY:
WE EVEN SHOT A VIDEO!
(RAPPING)
? WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR FEET ?
? MAKIN' A SANDWICH
BETTER WASH YOUR HAND-WICH ?
? KEEPING YOU SAFE,
EVERY BOY AND GIRL, ?
? CUZ I'M THE... ?
DAVE:
? SA-SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL! ?
? SA-SA-SA-SA-SAFETY SQUIRREL!
YEAH! ?
OUR ALBUM WENT
DOUBLE ALUMINUM.
TRUST ME, RICHARD,
WE'LL GET YOU A RECORD DEAL.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
RICHARD!
RICHARD:
BUT WHAT ABOUT
AN AUDIENCE?
SING IT
AND THEY WILL COME.
RICHARD:
VERY WELL.
KEY OF E MAJOR MINOR,
UPBEAT BOOGIE-WOOGIE.
WATCH ME FOR THE CHANGES.
DAVE:
AND A FIVE, SIX,
FIVE, SIX, NINE, ORANGE!
(THEY PLAY A COUNTRY TUNE)
RICHARD:
? OH, I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A TULIP ?
? WHEN HER TWO-LIPS KISSED ME ?
? I WENT CRAZY FOR A DAISY ?
? HER LOOKS JUST DAZED ME ?
? I ROLLED OVER FOR A CLOVER ?
? AND PINED FOR A PINE ?
? BUT WHEN YOU'RE
JUST A PLANT LIKE ME ?
? TRUE LOOOOOOOVE
IS HAAAAAARD TO FIND ?
(CHEERING)
OH, RICHARD!
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
THE NAME IS PLANTZ.
RICHIE PLANTZ.
AGH! I'M GONNA FAINT!
CATCH ME! OW!
SETH:
DO YOU HAVE AN ALBUM?
BUCK:
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SING?
GARY:
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
SCAREDY:
SEE, RICHARD?
THEY LOVE YOU!
GETTING A RECORD DEAL
WILL BE A CINCH!
RICHARD:
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
SCAREDY:
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
WITH JUST A FEW MORE YEARS
OF BUSKING,
SEVEN OR EIGHTS YEARS
OF PLAYING SMALL VENUES,
AND THE RIGHT PROMOTION
AND OVERSEAS TOURS,
YOU'LL HAVE A RECORD CONTRACT
IN... 27 YEARS!
BUCK:
WHY DON'T YOU JUST AUDITION
FOR "BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR"?
THE WINNER GETS
A RECORDING CONTRACT!
"BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR"?
TELL ME MORE!
QUICKLY!
AUDITIONS ARE
JUST DOWN THE ROAD.
C'MON, RICHARD!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
WELL THEN,
ON TO MY SOLO PROJECT.
I CALL THIS ONE
"STINKY-TOWN."
A ONE, TWO,
ONE, TWO, SEVEN, ORANGE!
(FARTS LOUDLY,
CROWD SCREAMS)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GARY.
GARY:
ALRIGHTY.
(CLEARING THROAT)
AHEM.
TERRIBLE!
THAT IS WORST VOICE
I'VE EVER HEARD!
BUT I WAS JUST CLEARING
MY THROAT.
GUY AND MAYOR RUNSWELL:
NEXT!
(BURSTS INTO TEARS)
UH, HI.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY...
GUY:
YOUR VOICE IS TOO WHINY!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
AND YOUR HEAD IS TOO BIG
FOR YOUR BODY!
IF THERE WAS A TOY VERSION
OF YOU
IT COULD NEVER STAND UP.
GUY:
HA! LIKE THERE'D EVER BE
ANY MERCHANDISE
FOR SCAREDY SQUIRREL!
WAIT!
I'M NOT THE ONE AUDITIONING!
GUY:
THEN WHO IS?
THE PLANT?
(LAUGHING)
YES.
HIS NAME IS RICHARD,
AND HE'S A BUDDING
YOUNG TALENT!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
HA! IF THAT PLANT SINGS,
I'LL EAT THIS TABLE!
RICHARD:
? BUH-BUH-BUH-BAAAAABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY ?
? BABY, BABY, BE MY BABY, ?
HE SINGS LIKE
AN ANGEL...
DIPPED IN HONEY...
AND SPRINKLED
WITH AWESOME DUST.
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
THAT'S WHY IT PAINS ME
SO MUCH TO TELL YOU...
THAT YOU'RE IN THE FINALS
TOMORROW NIGHT!
SCAREDY:
WOO-HOO!
RICHARD:
WELL, I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
SQUIRREL!
TAKE ME HOME!
I NEED A MUDBATH
AND A PRUNING.
UH, SURE THING,
RICHARD.
RICHARD:
RICHIE! THE NAME'S RICHIE!
UH, MR. MAYOR,
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
HAVE TO EAT THE TABLE.
JUST GET ME
SOME SALSA!
SCAREDY:
THAT WAS AMAZING,
RICHAR...IE!
I WISH THE WHOLE WORLD
COULD'VE SEEN THAT!
DAVE:
THEY CAN, SCARE!
THE AUDITIONS HAVE BEEN UPLOADED
TO THE INTERNETS!
DAVE:
SEE? IT'S ALREADY BEEN VIEWED
BY ONE WHOLE PERSON!
THANKS, MOM.
RICHARD:
ONLY ONE?
WHAT IN HEAVENS
ARE PEOPLE WATCHING,
CAT VIDEOS?
(CAT SCREECHES)
(LAUGHING)
DON'T WORRY, RICHIE.
I'M SURE TOMORROW
YOU'LL HAVE A FEW MORE FANS.
G'NIGHT GUYS.
(OWL HOOTS)
(ROOSTER CROWS)
MORNING, DAVE.
HOW MANY VIEWS
ARE WE AT NOW?
(YAWNING)
TWENTY-FOUR...
SCAREDY:
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD START.
BAZILLION!
WHAT?!
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
SETH:
IS RICHIE HERE?
BUCK:
CAN HE SING
AT MY BAR MITZVAH?
GARY:
MY ARM IS STUCK IN YOUR MAILBOX.
UNGH! UNGH!
RICHARD, YOU'RE FAMOUS!
RICHARD:
OF COURSE I'M FAMOUS!
I'M RICHIE PLANTZ!
NOW WATER ME!
YES, SIR,
MR. FAMOUS RICHIE, SIR!
REPORTER:
FANS HAVE CAMPED OUT
TO GET A GLIMPSE OF RICHIE.
SWEET ACORNS!
WE'RE ON THE NEWS!
TELL US,
WHAT DO YOU LOVE MOST
ABOUT RICHIE?
HE'S JUST SO...
SO... AGGGHH!!!
OW!
TUNE IN TONIGHT
AS RICHIE PLANTZ
IS POISED TO WIN
BALSA'S NEXT BIG STAR
AND MOVE ON
TO MEGA-STARDOM.
WOW!
LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT YOUR DREAM
IS GONNA COME TRUE, RICHIE.
GOT YOUR WATER,
MR. PLANTZ, SIR.
FOOL!
I DRINK SPARKLING WATER!
SORRY!
RICHARD, YOU SHOULD TREAT PEOPLE
WITH MORE RESPECT!
WHATEVER, SQUIRREL.
TAKE A HIKE.
I NEED ALONE TIME
TO PREPARE FOR MY BIG NIGHT!
? ME-ME-ME-ME-MEEEEEEEE... ?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOARS AND SQUIRRELS,
WELCOME TO BALSA'S
NEXT BIG STAR!
(CHEERING)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
THANK YOU! I WROTE THAT MYSELF.
OUR FIRST ACT TONIGHT IS...
SOMEBODY DOING... SOMETHING.
TAKE IT AWAY, SOMEBODY!
I'M DEDICATING THIS
TO THE LITTLE GIRL
WHO SMILED AT ME TODAY.
(BELCHES LOUDLY)
SCAREDY:
ALL RIGHT, RICHIE.
I'VE GOT LEMON WATER, HONEY,
AND MY OWN HOMEMADE
SUPER THROAT SYRUP!
TIME TO WARM UP
THAT VOICE!
RICHARD:
WARM UP?!
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A BOWL OF SOUP?
GO GET ME MORE LEAF WAX,
SQUIRREL!
I'VE GOT TO SHINE
OUT THERE,
RIGHT, GIRLS?
(DANCY CORNS GIGGLE)
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU,
RICHARD?
EVER SINCE YOU GOT
A LITTLE FAME,
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE A BAD SEED.
I'VE GROWN, SQUIRREL.
DEAL.
WELL, I CAN'T WATCH YOU GROW
ANY LONGER!
FROM NOW ON,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
(STARTS TO CRY)
UNGH!
SCAREDY:
THE GUY FROM THE PLANT SHOW?
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
UH, I JUST CAME BY TO WISH
THE LITTLE BAMBINO GOOD LUCK.
AFTER ALL,
I GAVE HIM HIS VOICE!
HE'D BE NO ONE
WITHOUT ME.
? ME, ME, ME, ME,
MEEEEEE ?
YEAH, YEAH,
YOU GAVE RICHIE HIS VOICE,
SO I GUESS...
(REALIZING)
WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU GAVE RICHIE HIS VOICE!
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
AND NOW, THE ACT YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR,
AND WILL MOST DEFINITELY WIN...
RICHIE PLANTZ
AND THE PLANTATIONS!
(AUDIENCE CHEERS WILDLY)
BUT I NEED TO-
I JUST WANNA-(WHIMPERS)
SO, RICHIE,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SING
FOR US TONIGHT?
WELL, BOB,
IT WAS A TOUGH CHOICE
BETWEEN...
"I FOOLED A SQUIRREL,"
"MY EVIL PLANS
ARE NEARLY COMPLETE,"
AND "I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON YET."
I DECIDED TO GO WITH
MY TEAR-JERKING SMASH HIT,
"THERE'S A REAL FACE
BEHIND THIS PLANT."
I'M CRYING ALREADY.
TAKE IT AWAY.
RICHARD:
? BUH-BUH-BUH-BAAAAABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY? ?
? BABY, BE MY BABY ?
? TOONIIIIIGGGHHT... ?
? BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY ?
? WON'T YOU BE MY BABY? ?
I KNEW IT!
WELL, NOBODY USES MY PLANT
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
IT'S TIME TO REVEAL
BALSA'S NEXT BIG SCOUNDREL!
LUIGI:
? WHEN YOU SEE
THE REAL ME-?
(SHOCKED GASPS)
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
UNBELIEVABLE!
SCAREDY:
PEOPLE OF BALSA,
YOU'VE BEEN HOODWINKED!
RICHARD'S BEEN LEAF-SYNCING
ALL ALONG!
THIS IS THE REAL
RICHIE PLANTZ!
(SHOCKED GASPS)
OKAY, IT'S TRUE.
I AM THE REAL VOICE
OF RICHIE.
BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME,
RIGHT?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
A SINGING PLANT
IS SPECTACULARLY
AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
BUT A SINGING SWEATY GUY IS...
UGH! YUCKY.
BUT WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
SOME OF MY OTHER SONGS!
? I LIKE BANANAS
AND BANANAS LIKE ME... ?
? WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY...
HEY! ?
MAYOR RUNSWELL:
NO! STOP! CUT! CUT!
CUT TO COMMERICAL!
C'MON, RICHARD!
TIME TO BREAK OUT OF SHOWBIZ!
(SPLAT) EHH!
ENOUGH WITH THE TOMATOES
ALREADY!
NO MORE TOMATOES!
SCAREDY:
WELL, RICHARD,
I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOU
THE PERFECT GIFT,
SO HOW ABOUT THIS:
PEACE AND QUIET
IN YOUR FAVOURITE WINDOW.
WHO NEEDS THE SPOTLIGHT
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
THE MOONLIGHT, RIGHT?
GOOD NIGHT, PAL.
REAL RICHARD:
GOOD NIGHT, SCAREDY.
DID YOU JUST...?
NAH.
??
SCAREDY:
(HUMS)
SCAREDY,
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?!
GET STACKING!
I'M WAITING FOR DAVE.
HE PROMISED
TO HELP ME TODAY!
STACKING MANOEUVRES
HIGHER THAN 6.3 FEET
REQUIRE A SPOTTER,
ESPECIALLY IF HANDLING
A VOLATILE ITEM
LIKE PROJECTILE CHEESE.
PROJECTILE CHEESE?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF-
(SQUAWKS)
MMM!
THAT'S THE STUFF.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
AND UH...
HERE'S DAVE NOW.
JUST GET TO WORK!
SORRY FOR BEING LATE.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
SOME GUY
STUCK IN A BOX OVER THERE.
SOMEONE'S STUCK IN A BOX?!
EMERGENCY!
CLEAR A PATH, PEOPLE!
EMERGENCY!
I'M WITH HIM!
I NEED A SLIGHTLY
WIDER PATH!
DAVE:
RIGHT HERE, SCAREDY.
THIS GUY.
SCAREDY:
(SIGHS) THIS IS JUST A MACHINE,
DAVE.
"HOO-TAN THE MYSTIC,
AUTOMATED FORTUNE TELLER?!"
DAVE:
WOW! I WANNA GET
MY FUTURE TOLD.
SCAREDY:
OH, THESE THINGS
ARE ALL PHONY!
FORTUNE COMES FROM
MAKING GOOD CHOICES,
WORKING HARD,
AND BRUSHING
THREE TIMES A DAY!
MEH. THIS IS QUICKER.
(WHIRRING)
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
THERE WILL BE CHANGE
IN YOUR FUTURE!
THAT COULD MEAN
ANYTHING!
(WHIRS)
HEY!
I GOT MY QUARTER BACK!
CHANGE WAS IN MY FUTURE!
THAT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE.
OH, YEAH?
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT
A SHOT?
FINE. I SUPPOSE IT
COULDN'T HURT.
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
YOU WILL MEET...
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
(WHIMPERS)
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
IT'LL HURT A LOT.
IT COULD MEAN
ANY NUMBER OF THINGS.
DAVE:
SURE!
IT COULD ALSO MEAN,
"YOU'RE DONE FOR, PARTNER,"
OR "IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU,"
OR "YOU'RE OUT... FOREVER!"
DAVE!
SORRY.
IT WAS A FLUKE.
JUST WATCH THIS.
SCAREDY:
BUCK! WANNA WASTE A QUARTER
GETTING A FAKE,
TOTALLY UNTRUE,
LIAR-PANTS-ON-FIRE
FORTUNE?
SOLD!
(CHANGE CLINKS)
YOUR WORK WILL BRING YOU
GREAT JOY.
MOPPING FLOORS?!
WHERE'S THE JOY
IN THAT?
SEE?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
NESTOR:
EXCUSE ME, BUCK?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED
MOPPING THESE FLOORS?
I TOLD YOU TO-
AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
(LAUGHING)
JOY OVERLOAD!
JOY OVERLOAD!
THIS THING'S A GENIUS!
NO WAY THAT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN.
HOO-TAN:
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY
ARE SOON PARTED.
GARY:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I NEED MORE INFORMATION.
I DON'T CARE
HOW MANY QUARTERS IT TAKES!
COME ON!
HOO-TAN:
YOU ARE A VERY BORING DONKEY.
HATTON:
(CRIES)
SCAREDY:
NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN.
HOO-TAN:
YOU ARE WILL RECEIVE A GIFT.
SCAREDY:
THAT COULD BE ANYTHING.
HOO-TAN:
IT WILL BE HALF
A PASTRAMI SANDWICH
WITH CARROTS, ONIONS,
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
HEY, NESTOR, WANT THE REST
OF MY PASTRAMI SANDWICH
WITH CARROTS, ONIONS,
AND PEANUT BUTTER?
(INHALES AND GAGS)
WOW!
HOO-TAN'S ON FIRE!
THEN I'LL JUST GET
A NEW FORTUNE.
(CHANGE CLINKS)
YOU ALREADY HAVE
YOUR FORTUNE.
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
HE CAN'T JUST KEEP GIVING ME
THE SAME FORTUNE!
HERE'S A DIFFERENT ONE.
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE HERE, TODAY,
BEFORE THE END OF YOUR SHIFT
AT THE STASH "N" HOARD!
(WHIMPERS)
CAN I HAVE MY OLD ONE BACK?
HOO-TAN:
NO!
THIS ISN'T OVER!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
FORTUNE TELLER IN TOWN!
WALLY:
LET US SEE WHAT FORTUNE
THE CARDS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU.
HMM...
WHAT DO THEY SAY?!
I GOTTA BE HONEST,
I'M TERRIBLE AT READING
THESE THINGS.
GOT ANY IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS?
AGHHHHHHH!
WHAT DOES MY CRYSTAL BALL
REVEAL?
IS IT SOMETHING BAD?
MOLE: RELAX.
SCAREDY: PHEW!
BUT YES,
NO, IT'S VERY BAD.
SWEET ACORNS!
STYLIST:
A GRIZZLY DEMISE IS RIGHT.
THESE HANG NAILS
ARE ATROCIOUS AS WELL!
OH NO!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
CAN YOU DO MY TOES NEXT?
THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT,
DAVE.
I GONNA MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE
AT THE STASH "N" HOARD
TODAY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
OF COURSE!
HOO-TAN SAID I'D MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE
BEFORE THE END
OF MY SHIFT!
IF I SKEDADDLE,
IT WON'T COME TRUE!
HOO-TAN:
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
HOO-TAN SEES ALL!
ALSO, HOO-TAN HAS
AN EXTENSION CORD.
SCAREDY:
NOTHING DANGEROUS EVER HAPPENS
IN A LIBRARY.
OH, "CASUAL COOKING,
POP UP EDITION?"
NEAT! LET'S SEE,
MEAT TENDERIZING-
(YELPS)
HOW ABOUT...
VEGETABLE CHOPPING?
(KNIVES RING,
SCAREDY YELPS LOUDER)
HOW ABOUT... FLAMBE?
WHAT'S FLAMBE-
(FLAMES ROAR,
SCAREDY SCREAMS)
LIBRARIAN:
SHHHHHHHH.
SORRY.
AH, A BIG EMPTY FIELD.
NOTHING COULD HAPPEN
TO ME HERE!
GOLFER:
FORE!
FOUR?
FOUR OF WHAT?
AGGHHH!
(SMACK)
GOLFERS:
FOOOOOORE!
(SCREAMS)
DAVE:
HEY, SCARE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK AT THE STORE?
IT'S JUST AS BAD
OUT THERE, DAVE.
EVERYWHERE I LOOK IS
ANOTHER GRIZZLY DEMISE.
HOW COULD YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE GET HURT?
YOU HAVE A HIT ANIMATED
CARTOON SERIES
NAMED AFTER YOU,
AND YOUR THE SAFEST PERSON
IN BALSA.
YOU'RE RIGHT!
I AM RETAKING CONTROL
OF MY DESTINY!
I'M GONNA BE
SO SUPER DUPER SAFE
THAT NOTHING ON EARTH
WILL BE ABLE TO HURT ME!
HOO-TAN:
OH YES IT WILL.
AGH! CAN SOMEONE UNPLUG
THAT THING?
YOU READY TO GET STACKIN',
SCAREDY?
SURE AM!
I'M READY TO CLIMB
THIS LADDER!
ER...
MAYBE A SHORTER ONE.
SHORTER.
SHORTER.
PERFECT!
HERE GOES NOTHING...
YUP,
THAT SURE WAS NOTHING.
DAVE, IT NEVER HURTS
TO BE SAFE.
UH, BUT...
SCAREDY:
AGGHHH! WHAAAAAAA!
THIS ISN'T AS FUN
AS IT LOOKS!
(SCREAMING)
PHEW!
(SCREAMING)
YOWCH!
THAT WAS WAY
TOO CLOSE!
I'D LIKE TO SEE HOO-TAN
COME UP
WITH A GRIZZLIER DEMISE
THAN THAT!
SORRY.
(GASPS)
SCAREDY:
CHECK IT OUT!
SWEETEST BODY ARMOR EVER!
LITERALLY!
I'D LIKE TO SEE
SOMETHING HURT ME NOW!
NOT LITERALLY.
OOH...
YOU DARE CHALLENGE HIPPUMO,
THE SUMO CHAMPION
OF BALSA?!
WHAT?! NO!
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE
BALSA HAD A SUMO LEAGUE.
SUCH INSULTS!
AIE!
AGHHHHHH!
I FLOP YOU!
(SCREAMING)
(SPLAT)
(LICKS) MMM...
GRIZZLY-LICIOUS!
WHAT NOW, SCARE?
(SHAKING)
IT'S NO USE, DAVE!
DANGER IS EVERYWHERE!
JUST LOOK AT THAT STACK
OF PAPER PLATES!
IT'S JUST WAITING TO FALL OVER
AND PAPER-CUT ME TO PIECES!
OR A BAG OF POPCORN
COULD EXPLODE ANY SECOND...
(EXPLOSION)
AND ATTRACT RAVENOUS
MOVIE USHERS!
(SCREAMS)
SCAREDY:
OR THAT RACK OF KNIVES!
I COULD TRY TO REACH ONE AND...
I COULD STUB MY TOE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SCARE?
YOU CAN'T SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR SHIFT
HIDING IN A CARDBOARD BOX.
WHY?
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
MAYBE I'LL MAKE IT
IF I STAY OUT OF SIGHT.
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
AND THAT IS THE LAMEST THING
HE HAS SEEN IN LIKE... FOREVER.
SCAREDY:
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I CAN'T!
THE ONLY GRIZZLY DEMISE
I'M GONNA SEE IS HOO-TAN'S!
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
HOO-TAN...
DOES NOT LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
THERE! HOW'S THAT
FOR A GRIZZLY DEMIIIIIISE?!
EWWWWWWWW!
WHO THOUGHT A TRASH COMPACTOR
WOULD BE SO FILTHY?
HOO-TAN:
HOO-TAN SEES ALL.
YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT.
(RUMBLING)
(YELPS)
WHAT DO WE DO?!
HOO-TAN:
YOU WILL MEET
A GRIZZLY DEMISE!
AS FOR ME,
HOO-TAN'S WARRANTY COVERS ALL.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE
DOUBTED YOU.
HOO-TAN:
UNGH! HOO-TAN. OOH!
SCAREDY:
HUH?
GRIZZLY DEMEEZE:
I BELIEVE I'VE FOUND THE CLOG.
WERE YOU TRAPPED
IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR?!
I WAS.
I SLIPPED AND THE WALLS
WERE CLOSING IN!
IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS-
NESTOR:
DON'T CARE!
YOUR SHIFTS OVER.
GO HOME!
WAIT.
MY SHIFT IS OVER?
THAT MEANS MY FORTUNE
DIDN'T COME TRUE!
HOO-TAN WAS WRONG!
IT SURE IS LUCKY
THE GARBAGE GUY CAME ALONG.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
HEROIC STRANGER?
(FRENCH ACCENT)
THE NAME IS GRIZZLY DEMEEZE,
AT YOUR SERVICE.
GRIZZLY DEMEEZE?
YOU'RE NAME IS GRIZZLY DEMISE?
OUAIS! OH, OF COURSE!
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
(RELIEVED SIGH)
NO, NO.
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS!
DAVE:
? IT'S SCAREDY'S SAFETY CORNER ?
? SCAREDY'S IN A CORNER
AND HE'S SAFE ?
TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT BOOK SAFETY.
WHEN READING
A POP-UP BOOK,
IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO TAKE
THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS:
GOGGLES, HELMET,
WATER WINGS.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER
THAT POP-UP BOOKS ARE THE REASON
YOU SHOULD NEVER READ OVER
SOMEONE'S SHOULDER.
WHATCHA READIN',
SCARE-
OWWWW!
THAT HURT SO MU-UNGH!
(PAINED GROAN)
I DON'T KNOW WHO INVENTED
THE POP-UP BOOK,
BUT I BET THEY'RE EVIL.
PURE EVIL.