RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (2012–…): Season 6, Episode 10 - Rudemption Lip-Sync Smackdown - full transcript

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Previously onAll Stars...

This season of All Stars

is gonna be a game
within a game.

It's a game within a game.

What does that mean?

I just learned to not guess
when it comes to Drag Race.

ChaCha pa'fuera.

You will always call me Jiggly.

Thank you, guys.

If I could just have
another chance,



I would just fight to the death.

Bye. Thank you so much.

I wanted to prove to myself
that I could do it.

Even after this,
A'Keria is still the tea.

The queens voted me out
because they all see

that I have the potential
to win this crown.

I forgot to do a catchphrase.

Is the exit here?

This isn't really the full
fantasy I had envisioned.

I want the journey to the crown.

Hold up, mama.
Do not leave.

It's not over!

There's a game within a game.

You wanna play?



Prepare for the lip sync
of your life.

I'm waiting!

What am I gonna do, what
am I gonna wear, what am I...

Oh, my God,
this is too many things.

Honey.

What a day.

What a day, what a day,
what a day.

Yeah, ma'am, I'm in
the two-win club, bitch.

Werk.

I am over the moon, bitch.

I really can't even express
how proud of myself I am,

because throughout
this competition,

it's not been easy.

But I've been slaying
the game, bitch.

Hello.

Hello!

It's so vast.

Bitch, we are in the top
motherfucking four.

Are we allow to talk about it!

We are closer
to the finish line,

and my eyes are locked
and loaded at the prize.

I see it. I see it.

I wanna get up,
but I don't think I can.

Whoa, whoa.

The top four, hey, whoa.

Oh, wait, here, I'll do this.

Hey!

It feels good.

It don't feel good,
it feels fucking great.

I am not surprised
by this top four.

Should we look in the box?

And see what the tea is.

Let's do this. All right.

Eureka.

Eureka.

Eureka.

Trinity.

The nerve.

I'll assume this is Eureka's.

Trinity, how do you feel

about seeing your name
in the box?

I'm okay with it.

She had to make a decision,

and I think that
her decision was fair.

This was my third time
in the bottom.

I kind of wanna know
what you decided.

Oh, yeah, what did you decide?

It was hard for me,
but I picked Eureka.

She was consistently doing well,

but she hadn't pushed past
to the top,

and I really do feel like
each and every one of us

have solidified our spot here.

Like, this is
a really strong top four.

Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses!

Oh, really, bitch?

Who left the TV on?

Uh-uh, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

I know I didn't just...

Are you doing,
like, a magic trick,

or, like, some witchery?
What is...

Where's my spellbook?

Bitch, it's nighttime.

We don't get calls
this late at night.

I thought we already
done had ourses?

- Okay?
- Was that for real?

What the fuck is going on here?

Welcome to RuPaul's Secret
Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh. Oh, hell, no.

The game within a game!

A competition so big,

it's been nine weeks
in the making.

A competition so secret,

you had no clue
it was even happening.

A competition
so earth-shattering,

its winner could
knock you off your path

to theDrag Race Hall of Fame.

Bitch, I know you lying.

You said it's a game
within a game.

- Uh-uh.
- Uh-huh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Bitch, I should have read
the contract a little bit more.

This is a bunch of fucking
bullshit.

I done came here
to turn this shit out,

and they telling me that they
gonna do a fucking redemption?

Fuck that.

They ain't gave me 30 minutes

to bask in the goddamn glory.

Oh, no, ma'am.

Shit.

Oh, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.

Lock the door.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
theDrag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Welcome back to America's
other favorite game...

So here's how it works.

Every week, the queens
you eliminated

were secretly lip syncing

to fight their way
back into the competition.

What?

So which queen
will make it all the way

to rejoin you in the race?

Will it be...

Ooh, girl.

Live tweet using #AllStars6.

I'm lost. Hmm.

Every single week,
the eliminated girls

have been going up
against each other,

knocking each other out to see
who was gonna make it back here.

Oh, my God.

Game within a game, damn.

Baby, so you mean to tell me

these ho's are getting
the opportunity

to lip sync their way
back into the competition?

Oh, hell, no.
Who is the bitch

that thinks she gonna lip sync
her way all the way to the top?

Before there's a fifth bitch
coming in here,

we gonna celebrate
to our top four.

Because, bitch,
this is the top four.

This is the authentic top four,
the OG top four.

The tables are turning
so much in this bitch,

it's like we DJing up in here.

Up first, ooh, the Panamanian
princess Serena ChaCha

versus New York City's finest,
Jiggly Caliente.

Can wig mogul Serena
snatch a win,

or will Jiggly
be toocaliente to handle?

Oh, here they go.

The tension is so thick,

you can cut it
with a kitten heel.

Let the Rudemption Games begin.

Hola, amigos.
Serena ChaCha is back, honey.

This competition now,
it's about proving

all these other bitches
that voted me out

that, yes, the crown is mine.

Come on, ponytails!

Aow!

Ru knows there's still
a lot of ChaCha

to be written in herstory.

Let the ChaCha heels clack!

Welcome, Serena,
to our game within a game.

I am so in like
I've never been before

in these ChaCha heels, honey.

Now it's time to reveal your
recently eliminated sister.

Ooh.

Ooh, that silhouette!

Welcome back, Jiggly Caliente.

I have some unfinished
business to settle,

because Ru didn't get to see

all the amazing stuff
that I have.

I'm amped up and I'm ready
to fucking fight.

This is what I do.
This is what I'm known for.

I'm known to fuck shit up
and turn the party.

Hey, Jiggly.

What's up, Mama?

May I call you Jiggly?

Always.

Ladies, you're about to go
head to head and toe to toe

in a Rudemption lip sync.

If you win this lip sync,

you'll battle the next
eliminated All Star.

And queen by queen,
one lip sync at a time,

you can fight your way
back into the competition.

Serena, is there anything
you'd like to say to Jiggly?

Sister, I adore you.

However, I didn't have
your vote.

So let the game
within a game begin.

Serena, I hope you're ready
to go back to Miami,

because you're about to get
a New York beatdown.

Ooh, and they talking shit!

Oh, bitch, she is mad.

Serena, Jiggly,
are you ready to fight?

Yes, Mama.

Fuck yeah.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Free your mind ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I wear tight clothing ♪

♪ High-heeled shoes ♪

♪ It doesn't mean that
I'm a prostitute, no, no ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Why, oh, why
must it be this way? ♪

Come on, pigtails.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Before you can read me ♪

♪ You got to learn
how to see me ♪

♪ I said free your mind,
and the rest will follow ♪

♪ Be color blind,
don't be so shallow ♪

♪ Free your mind ♪

Uh-oh. What's happening?

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Come on, Mrs. Jigglesworth.

You betta motherfucking
do it, bitch. Come on.

♪ Why, oh, why,
must it be this way? ♪

♪ Before you can read me ♪

♪ You got to learn
how to see me ♪

♪ I said free your mind,
and the rest will follow ♪

♪ Be color blind,
don't be so shallow ♪

♪ Free your mind ♪

Ladies, I've made my decision.

I don't know about you,
skorts fans,

but I'm officially gooped.

- Who?
- Who y'all got?

Who, Ru? Who, Ru?

Who will sashay away,

and who will move forward?

More will be Ru-vealed

asRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync
Smackdown continues.

Whew.

Welcome back
to the world's biggest

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown
in herstory!

Oh, my God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jiggly Caliente,
shantay you stay.

Thank you so much, Ru.

Ooh!

Jiggles has got
another round in her.

Serena ChaCha.

- Hi.
- I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame
ends here.

Thank you so much, Mother Ru.

Just being here
is more than a win,

and I cannot wait
to hair you one day.

Now sashay away.

I love you.
You're fierce.

I love you.

Es ChaCha, ChaCha,
ChaCha pa'fuera.

Jiggly Caliente,
you are one step closer

to rejoining the competition.

Bitch.

But we've only just begun.

- Wow.
- Ooh.

- Okay.
- Wow.

All right, so that's one down.

Jiggly ate that lip sync.

Jiggly totally got that one.

She did a motherfucking split
on y'all there.

She went to the hotel
and stretched, okay?

Let me tell you what!

Jiggly is a champion for now.

But is she about to meet
her match?

It's Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Let the Rudemption Games
continue.

Ooh-hoo!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache is back
in the motherfucking building,

and she ready.

This time,
I'm bringing the fight

that I had in Season 11.

♪ She ready ♪

Aow!

Oh, Silky, Silky now.

Whoever on stage
better not get six feet of me,

because I'm gonna eat tonight.

Look who's back in the house:

the Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Yes, ma'am, Miss Silk-Silk.

She looks good.

She does look good.

Welcome to our game
within a game.

Thank you for having me again.

This is your chance to win your
way back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

If you can defeat our reigning
Rudemption lip sync champion,

you are one step closer
to rejoining the competition.

Are you up for the challenge?

Play the music.

Play the music.

She said she was ready.

It's time to meet your opponent.

Oh, it's Jiggly.

What's the tea, sis?

They trying to vote all the fat
bitches out this season, girl.

Goddamn, I wasn't expecting
to see you.

Back, back, back again. Hey.

No matter what,
I'm taking you out one by one.

Fatality.

Two fat bitches
in fucking leopard print.

I can't.

How did this happen?

Jiggly, are you up for extending
your winning streak?

Of course.

Bye, girl.

Silky, is there anything
you'd like to say to Jiggly?

I love you, sis,

but we can get on
Instagram live later, girl.

You going back
to Mississippi tonight.

Ooh!

Well, look like you stretched
out your cheetah print.

They better read.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ I come home
in the morning light ♪

♪ My mother says when you
gonna live your life right? ♪

♪ Oh, mama dear,
we're not the fortunate ones ♪

♪ And girls,
they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls
just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have ♪

♪ That's all they really want ♪

♪ Some fun ♪

♪ When the working day
is done ♪

♪ Oh, girls,
they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls
just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls, they want ♪

♪ Wanna have fun... ♪

Oh, she got her a glass.

♪ Wanna have ♪

Oh, and some ice.

♪ Some boys
take a beautiful girl ♪

♪ And hide her away
from the rest of the world ♪

- What?
- She is a whole wet bar.

♪ Walk in the sun ♪

♪ Oh, girls,
they wanna have fun ♪

We gotta take her to the club.

They ain't gonna
never check her titties.

♪ Oh, girls
they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls
just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls, they want ♪

♪ Wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls ♪

♪ Wanna have fun ♪

Yes, Miss Silky!
She feeling her alcohol, bitch.

♪ They just wanna ♪

♪ Girls, they just wanna ♪

♪ They just wanna ♪

♪ Oh, girls ♪

♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪

Did Jiggly just get licked,

or will Silky walk away with
her cocktail between her legs?

What y'all think?

- Silky.
- Jiggly.

Find out when theRudemption
Lip Sync Smackdown

keeps chugging along.

Welcome back to
RuPaul's Drag Race All Star

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
shantay you stay.

Thank you.

Oh, good for her.

You are one step closer
to rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Jiggly Caliente,
I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame
ends here.

Ru, thank you so much
for this opportunity again.

You can always call me Jiggly.

Now sashay away.

Love you.

- Love you, darling. Thank you.
- Love you, Jiggs.

I hope you're ready, world.

Deuces.

Well done, Silky,
but it's not over yet.

Just keep winning,
and Rudemption will be yours.

Oh, I'm so happy for her.

Silky is a motherfucking
fool, bitch.

She's a bartender.

How did the ice not melt?

I am living for all of this.

So what another girl's
gonna come back?

Bitch, I made it this far.

I can keep going.
I know that.

So I'm going to enjoy this.

My alcohol has kicked in.

Bring 'em on.

Who was after Silky?

Yara.

Yara.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Can Silky knock back
another win?

Or will the recently
eliminated Yara Sofia...

Echa pa'lante her way
back into the game?

Let the Rudemption Games
continue!

Whoo-hoo!

Rrrahh-ha-ha!

I have a second chance
in this competition,

and I'm ready
to fucking fight for it.

Whoever is there, I'm going
to send that bitch home.

I'm ready! I'm excited!

Yara Sofia.

Hi.

Are you ready
for the fight of your life?

Rrrka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ah!

I miss her.

It's time to meet your opponent.

Ah-ha-ha!

Yes!

Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Y'all know y'all couldn't
get rid of me that soon.

Hi, Silky.

Hey, Mama Ru.

Did you bring the cocktails?

- Of course.
- Okay.

And I'm sharing tonight.

I think I smell a smoked ham.

Ooh, honey,
you ready for Crummus?

Echa pa'lante!

Ha-ha!

Yara, is there anything
you'd like to say to Silky?

That's a mess.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination!

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Common love
seems just like a dream ♪

♪ It's a mystery to me ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'd like
to feel the passion ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

Okay, Yara's getting naked.

♪ I will be in full reaction ♪

♪ I'm gonna
take you in my arms ♪

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You're taking me... ♪

I love an outfit
that doubles as a carwash.

♪ Yeah ♪

Yes, serve them.

Get it, Silky.

We knew she had a itch,
but, bitch...

♪ I wanna be with you, baby ♪

♪ I wanna be
by your side ♪

Miss Silky says she hot today.

She's letting these ho's know,

bitch, you better
step your pussy up.

While you down there
scratching it,

you better...

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Oh, you're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Come on and take me
to the point, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Come on and take me
to the point ♪

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪

That was a great lip sync.

- That was really good.
- That one was good.

Which All Star is moving on?

Find out when ourRudemption
Lip Sync Smackdown continues.

Welcome back
toRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Secret Rudemption
Lip Sync Smackdown.

Let's see.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the second week in a row,
shantay you stay.

Con-drag-ulations.

You're one step closer
to rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Yara Sofia, I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame
ends here.

Okay.

Now sashay away.

Thank you. Thank you
for the opportunity.

I love you.

Bye-ee! Bye, Mama.

- Bye, Mama. I love you.
- I love you.

Aah!

Bye-bye!

Good job, Silky,
but no rest for the winner.

Prepare yourself
for what comes next,

and the Drag RaceHall of Fame
could be yours.

- Ooh.
- Okay.

You know who's next?

- Scarlet was next.
- Oh, shit.

- Okay.
- Oh-oh.

Uh-huh.

Up next...

- Are we ready?
- Hit it.

Will Silky Nutmeg Ganache

continue to dominate
the competition?

Not if challenger Scarlet Envy
has anything to say about it.

Who will step up her pussé
and take it to the next level?

Let the Rudemption Games
continue.

Scarlet Envy here,

and I think I have
a story to finish.

Come on, catsuit. Reow!

No matter who is out there,
I am coming for blood.

I'm ready. I'm coming
for that crown, girl.

Mama, I'm here. I'm back.

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning
Rudemption lip sync champion.

Oh, she look good.

She looks gor-geous.

Y'all ready?

Almost.

- Atta girl.
- Ready.

Let's meet your opponent.

Ooh!

What kind of shoes Silky got on?

That shoe came from the
Ginger Minj collection, bitch.

Yeah, it's me, bitch.

I knew it was you.

Oh, my God!

That's me, whore!

Now, I wasn't expecting you
to be here.

Ooh, me neither, girl,
me neither.

I'm ready to fight.

I'm ready to throw down.

So I'm from Mississippi.

My daddy taught me
how to fight with a pillowcase,

so I'm country as hell.

But you know,

you know, I'm rea... what?

I'm ready.

Now, Scarlet, is there anything
you'd like to say to Silky?

Now, if you have to lip sync,

I know that you're
motherfucking ready to do so.

You better know it.

But you're not ready
for this, darling.

Oh, it's about to be
a Season 11 battle.

Please let us have it, y'all.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination, darling.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your redemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ When you're standing
on the edge of nowhere ♪

♪ There's only one way up ♪

♪ So your heart's
gotta go there ♪

♪ And through
the darkest nights ♪

♪ See the lights shine bright ♪

♪ When heroes fall
in love or war ♪

♪ They live forever ♪

♪ This is a song
for the lonely ♪

♪ Can you hear me tonight? ♪

♪ For the broken-hearted,
battle-scarred ♪

♪ I'll be by your side ♪

♪ And this is a song
for the lonely ♪

♪ When your dreams
won't come true ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer? ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there
for you ♪

♪ Don't give up,
so let it find you ♪

♪ Just hold on
wherever you may go ♪

♪ Hear me now... ♪

Something's about to happen.

What are y'all thinking?

♪ I'm right beside you ♪

Oh, oh, Scarlet!

♪ You don't have
to look no more ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

Werk, Miss Silky.

♪ This is a song
for the lonely ♪

♪ A song for the lonely ♪

♪ Can you hear me tonight? ♪

♪ And that's not you only ♪

♪ This is a song
for the lonely ♪

♪ When your dreams
won't come true ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer? ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there
for you ♪

Wow, Silky's energy
was not flagging.

But was it enough
to fight off the Scarlet fever?

- Oh!
- We'll find out

when theRudemption
Lip Sync Smackdown continues.

Welcome back toRuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown

- lollapalooza...
- extravaganza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the third week in a row,
shantay you stay.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Ooh!
- Yes, come on, bitch!

Miss Silky, honey!

You're one step closer
to rejoining the competition.

Scarlet Envy,
I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame
ends here.

Thank you for the second chance.

Really appreciate it.

Now sashay away.

- I love you.
- I love you, bitch.

Gratitude in all things, right?

Silky, Silky, Silky,

you are once, twice,
three times a winner.

Keep this up, and you'll be
right back in the competition.

Officially.

Girl, for real, though,
we gotta watch our backs,

because this bitch is coming.

She gonna be a size eight,

come in here,
letting us have it.

She getting
her fitness on, honey.

- My sister is doing well.
- She is.

But she's about to go up against
your other sister A'Keria.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- That's next.
- Bitch, is that next?

That's gonna be a good
motherfucking show,

I can tell you that much.

Ooh, I can't wait.

Wow, another win
for Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

but things
are about to get real.

In order for Silky
to achieve Rudemption,

she'll have to go head to head

with one of her best friends:

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Let the Rudemption Games
continue.

Ooh, whoo!

Well, if she couldn't see
before,

she damn for sure can't see now.

Okay?

Today, I'm wearing
all the rhinestones,

and, baby, I'm a star.

So whoever
come on that stage tonight,

munch-munch, crunch-crunch,

Silky Ganache is here
to eat the lunch.

The Reverend Doctor Silky Nutmeg
Ganache, how you feeling?

I am truly blessed and humbled
to be here another week.

I prepared
from head to toe today.

Now she's just putting on shit.

Are you ready
to meet your opponent?

Yes!

Y'all got a bitch scared
this week.

Y'all done brought me out first.

Oh, ain't nobody there.

Don't tell me that you brought
LaGanja Estranja back, bitch.

LaGanja, come on.

Silky, it appears that last
week's eliminated All Star,

A'Keria C. Davenport,

has turned down my invitation
to return for her Rudemption.

What?

Bitch.

A'Keria, I have something
to tell you.

Do not leave.
It's not over.

You have a second chance

to fight your way
back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

What's it gonna be, queen?

So y'all know
I am a fighting bitch,

but I would much rather
respectfully decline

than to have my world
shattered again.

I'm proud of what I did,
even with the losses I've took.

I'm sure people will be, like,
oh, my God, you're so crazy

that you had this second chance
and you're not taking it.

But I still feel like
I have a second chance

because I can now
take the things

that I've learned about myself,

that this competition
has taught me,

and apply that
to my next journey in life.

So...

I did what I needed to do.

I'm gagged. I'm gagged.

Oh, wow.

Ooh, I'm kinda
disappointed, though,

because I wanted to see it.

In accordance
with All Starrules,

of which there are many...

Okay.

You will advance

in the Rudemption smackdown
for the crown.

Thank you. I hope
that I get the chance

to still lip sync
for you tonight.

Oh.

Even though I'm not on the stage
with those girls

doing maxi-challenges,

I take this seriously
like it's a maxi-challenge.

So you wanna lip sync
for your legacy all by yourself.

Why not?

- Aren't you afraid of losing?
- No.

Well, according
to the All Starrules,

what the hell?

- Good for her!
- I love that.

I appreciate that.

She said, bitch,
I'm gonna get me a piece.

One All Star stands before me.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Hit it!

Hiya, Barbie.

Hi, Ken.

You wanna go for a ride?

- Sure, Ken.
- Jump in.

♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic,
it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination,
life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic,
it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination,
life is your creation ♪

♪ I'm a blond bimbo girl
in the fantasy world... ♪

So it's basically
two people lip syncing.

Okay.

♪ I'm your dolly ♪

♪ You're my doll,
rock and roll ♪

♪ Reel the glamour in pink ♪

♪ Kiss me here,
touch me there, hanky panky ♪

♪ You can touch, you can play ♪

♪ If you say I'm always yours,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic,
it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination... ♪

Better, bitch.

♪ Life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic,
it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination,
life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie,
let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh ♪

Oh, I'm having so much fun.

Well, Barbie,
we're just getting started.

Oh, I love you, Ken.

Oh, I hope she wins
this lip sync.

Wow.

I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you are out your damn mind.

Okay?

Officially.

And darling, as you prepare

to face your fifth
lip sync opponent,

remember, the Hall of Fame
is calling your name.

Let me tell you something.

Imma do what I got to do,
'cause I ain't going home.

I done been through four ho's.

This is my stage, and that's it!

Welcome back toRuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

Lip Sync Rudemption
Smackdown jamboree.

In a wild series of upsets,

Silky Nutmeg Ganache
has proven to be unstoppable.

Oh, my God, that was so good.

Bitch, this is sickening.

It is, it is, it is.

Yeah, this is
so much fun to watch.

Bitch, we are sitting up here
enjoying this show,

and I look over
and Miss Trinity is...

Stone Cold Steve Austin, bitch.

Well, Silky's won, what,
three and a half lip syncs now.

She may be on her way
back up in here.

I don't even appreciate you

even, like, talking
and manifesting this whole idea

of another bitch walking in here
in the first place.

Are you sure your name
is not Eeyore?

No.

Jan is next.
Let's see if she showed up.

But now, Silky faces
a brand-new challenger.

The queen's ready
to knock her off her throne.

Enter Jan.

Let the Rudemption Games
continue.

- Oh, she mad.
- She mad, girl.

I am thrilled
that I get another chance

to get back into
this competition,

and now I can control
my own destiny

and not leave it up
to the dolls in the room.

Well, well, well.

Hello.

I don't know who I'm facing
tonight in this smackdown,

but they better be ready
to feel the wrath of Jan.

And I'm not holding back.

Welcome back, Jan.

The Jan-tasy lives.

She's alive and well, Mother.

I promised you a second Jance
to Ru-deem yourself.

Can you handle the puns?

Absolutely.
I was born to handle.

Don't you mean
you were born to Jan-dle?

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning
Rudemption Lip Syncchampion.

It's either Diana Ross or...

A yeti.

Oh!

The Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Silk-Silk with the good milk.

Jan-Jan, she's our man.

Best believe I still got tricks.

Baby, this is real big.

I may be hiding
a Buick under here.

Oh, Silky, Silky, now.

Oh, Silky, Silky, now, honey.

Okay, she need
to gimme that coat, too.

Come on, Diana Ross.

Okay, I said that.

You know Scarlet
wore that same thing

when she lip synced against me,
like, two weeks ago?

- Ooh.
- Oh, okay!

I'm gonna show you the effort
that I put in firsthand.

Is that a fisting joke?

Sure is.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Oh, this is a good song.

♪ Your love
is like a tidal wave ♪

♪ Spinning over my head ♪

♪ You're the right kind
of sinner ♪

♪ To release my inner fantasy ♪

♪ The invincible winner ♪

♪ And you know
that you were born to be ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪

- Jan broke the lights!
- Uh-uh!

♪ Dream maker, love taker... ♪

Miss Jan is about
to snap her goddamn neck.

She done tore
these people's stage up,

done broke lights.

This some good drag right here.

♪ Don't you mess around,
no, no, no ♪

Jan's kind of turning it for me,
I'm not gonna lie.

Miss Silky, Miss Jan
is coming for you, girl.

You better come harder
than that, bitch.

♪ You're the right kind
of sinner ♪

♪ To release my inner fantasy ♪

♪ The invincible winner ♪

♪ And you know that
you were born to be ♪

Oh, God.

♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Don't you mess around
with me ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Don't you mess around
with me ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Heartbreaker ♪

Where did this bitch
get a guitar?

- That was good.
- That was a lip sync.

That was it.

Will Silky Nutmeg Ganache's
path to Rudemption continue,

or does Jan have it in the can?

Girl, this is it right here.

Find out after this.

Welcome back toRuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the fifth week in a row,
shantay you stay.

Ooh, yes, Miss Silky.

Holy shit!

Come on, Silky.
What's going on here?

We gotta give her
her props, y'all.

Thank you.

Jan.

Hey.

You gave it your best shot.

Thank you.

You really performed fabulously,

but I'm sorry, my dear,

your road to the Hall of Fame
ends here.

Yes.

Now sashay away.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The Jan-tasy departs.

Have a safe flight.

Now, Silky, if you win just
two more Rudemption lip syncs,

you'll be back
in the competition officially.

Look how the tables
have turned for a bitch.

Two more to go.

I can taste the finish line.

It tastes like red velvet cake.

- Oh, my God.
- Girl.

Just gimme a second.

Oh, my God.

I gotta take
this shit out, girl.

Look, Ginger's doing
that trick that they do.

Now wait.

Pandora's next?

Oh, Pandora is next.

- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, well.

If it's something
that falls in her wheelhouse,

Pandora could turn it out.

When the going gets tough,
the tough get sickening.

But will Silky survive
once she opens Pandora Boxx?

Let the Rudemption games
continue.

It feels gay-mazing
to get a chance

to come back into
the competition.

Well, well, well.

The Boxx that rocks,
Pandora Boxx.

I'm ready to kick 'em
right in the box

and win this goddamn shit.

Welcome back.
You look gorgeous.

Thank you.
That was the correct answer.

Pandora looks beautiful.

She looks great.

Oh, wow.

Miss Pandora, you look like
a whole snack right now.

Pandora pulled it out.
She looks beautiful.

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning
Rudemption lip sync champion.

Are you ready to meet her?

Pass.

Let's Ru-veal your opponent.

A sensible sneaker.

It's one of the LA Lakers.

Ooh!

What's your tea, bitch?

Girl, I got my thigh boots out,
honey.

If you mad, ask your daddy,
because your daddy like it. Ha!

Well, if it isn't the Reverend
Doctor Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the flesh.

The doctor is in the house,
and she do make housecalls.

Yes, I do.

Pandora, do you have anything
to say to Silky?

It's lovely to see you.

I'm sorry that
I'm gonna have to beat you.

That's what the last
five bitches said.

All righty, now.

Pandora, Silky is on
a five-week winning streak.

Do you think
you have what it takes

to knock her off her perch?

Well, I'm gonna open
Pandora's box

and give her everything I have.

I cannot wait
to see how this turns out.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination!

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I know what I came to do ♪

♪ And that ain't gonna change ♪

I live for this song.

♪ So go ahead
and talk your talk ♪

♪ 'Cause
I won't take the bait ♪

♪ I'm over here
doing what I like ♪

♪ I'm over here
working day and night ♪

She better do
the truffle shuffle.

♪ And if my real
ain't real enough ♪

♪ I'm sorry for you, bae ♪

♪ Let's find a light
inside our universe now ♪

♪ Where ain't nobody
keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Just come and get it,
let them say what they say ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm about
to put them all away ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me, whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me, whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me, focus ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me,
focus on me ♪

One, two, three.
Come on, girl.

Ooh!

♪ Hey, you're gonna like it ♪

♪ Focus on me, oh, oh, yeah ♪

Okay, you better dance.

♪ Let's find a light
inside our universe now ♪

♪ Where ain't nobody
keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Just come and get it,
let them say what they say ♪

♪ Let 'em say,
yeah, say, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm about
to put them all away ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- Oh!
- Oh!

♪ Focus on me,
fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ You wanna focus on me ♪

♪ Focus on me,
fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ Focus on me, bae ♪

Now, this is where you
say "Ooh."

- Ooh!
- Ooh, girl!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the sixth week in a row,
shantay you stay.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

You are one lip sync away

from rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Pandora Boxx, that was
an excellent lip sync.

You gave Silky
a real run for her money,

and all season long,

we've been reminded
of your amazing talent.

So even though your road
to the Hall of Fame ends here,

nothing and no one can ever
take away your star power.

Now sashay away.

Thank you so much.

I was waiting for you
to say cash tip,

but I guess
that's not happening, so...

Aw, Pandy!

I still don't have
a catchphrase. Bye!

Ah, Silky, Silky, Silky.

Just one lip sync
stands between you

and your final Rudemption!

Bitch, right now I'm not even
a lip sync assassin,

I am the lip sync guru.

Put that on a T-shirt,
bitch, and sell it.

Oh, my God.

Silky, come on, bitch.

Silky is fucking killing it.

And now it's gonna be
Silky versus Eureka.

Ooh!

That's gonna be the bloodbath.

This is, like, it.

Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

♪ Oh, my Lord ♪

Welcome back
to the final chapter

ofRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown
eleganza extravaganza.

To return to the competition,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache

must win the greatest battle
of them all.

An epic Rudemption
lip sync versus...

Eureka!

This is going to be a battle
of epic proportions,

and, no, that was not
a size joke.

Let the final
Rudemption game begin.

Whew! Well,
that was short-lived.

I don't know what's happening,

but I just got
a message from RuPaul

saying that I need to get ready
for a lip sync.

And bitch, I'm gaggedy-gooped

to the goopery-goop,
goop, goopity goop-goop-goop.

Ooh, Miss Thing. I'm about
to call Jean Cochran.

I got whiplash
from this whirlwind.

- Welcome back, Eureka.
- Hi, Ma.

I'm more than determined
to get another shot at $100,000.

It's on like motherfucking
Donkey Kong.

Here's the tea.
All season long

I've offered each
eliminated All Star

a second chance to fight her way
back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

Okay.

Tonight it's your turn.

If you can defeat our reigning
Rudemption lip sync champion,

you're back in the race.

But be warned.

Your opponent has fought
long and hard,

and she's coming to win.

Wow.

Are you ready to meet
the one queen

that stands between you
and your Rudemption?

Yes.

All right, let's Ru-veal
your opponent.

Ooh!

Mama!

Bitch, I'm really shocked
to see you.

Me, too. Shocked
to see you. Ooh.

I am the lip sync battle royale
extravaganza, dragapalooza,

Black Lives Matter,
Black excellence queen.

Now get into that, bitch.

Please welcome back the Doctor
Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

How you doing, Silky?

Fabulous.

- You hangry?
- Yes, I am.

You look like you packed on
a couple pounds.

- You want some?
- No, darling,

I'm dieting for two.

- Oh.
- These two.

So, Eureka, Silky is riding high

on a six-week winning streak.

You think you can step it up
and stop her in her tracks?

I love you, bitch,

but that streak's gonna
have to come to an end.

Well, ladies, we're in for the
last Rudemption of the season.

This is gonna be good.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and win your way
back into the competition.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your Rudemption!

This is it.

I've sent six girls home,

and it is my due diligence
to send the seventh ho home.

Let the music play.

This lip sync is mine.

I got my titties ready,
I got my pussy snatched,

and I got my body
in a suit, mama.

I'm here to slay and to stay.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up!

♪ Here's the thing,
we started out friends ♪

♪ It was cool,
but it was all pretend ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,
since you been gone... ♪

Silky got all the stunts.

♪ And all
you'd ever hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I picture me
with you ♪

♪ But since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you,
now I get what I want... ♪

Bitch, I'm telling
the story of my mama.

I don't mean
to put her business out.

She lost 80 pounds.

Now little Miss Sweetie

is the hottest thing
on the block,

living her best life.

♪ Since you been gone ♪

Come on, Eureka!

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on... ♪

- Eureka fighting for it.
- Ooh.

♪ Yeah, yeah,
since you been gone ♪

♪ You had your chance,
you blew it ♪

♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪

♪ Shut your mouth,
I just can't take it ♪

♪ Again and again
and again and again ♪

I have my mom
hanging on my neck right here.

This is her Life Alert.

For whatever reason, I grabbed
it and I put it on for this.

And honestly, I'm performing
this song for her,

because it's just, like,
I miss her so much.

And it's like I feel her
right now.

♪ Since you been gone,
since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

Did she get stuck
in the costume?

♪ Still holding on,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you,
thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get,
I get what I want ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you,
thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get, I get ♪

♪ You should know,
you should know ♪

♪ That I get,
I get what I want ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

- Okay!
- All right.

Ooh.

Damn, bitch.

My girl Silky turnt it out,

giving you all of the tricks
in the arsenal.

But Miss Eureka
laid it all out on the stage.

Bitch, it's so close to call.

Girl, I can't wait.

Ladies, no matter
what happens next,

I need you to hear this.

Thank you both
for blessing this competition

with your enormous charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talents.

I've made my decision.

Ooh.

What?

- What the...
- Uh-uh!

Oh, hell, no.
Who could it be?

Uh-uh!

Pblblblbl.
This some bullshit.

Did you not pay the bill?

You sitting on the remote.
You sitting on the remote.

What, you thought we'd just
tell you what happened?

- What the... Nuh-uh!
- No!

Have you ever seenDrag Race?

I'm ready to go.

What the hell!

Tune in next week
to see which All Star

will have her ultimate
Rudemption

and rejoin

the competition!

Cheers, everybody.

Carry on.

Next time onAll Stars...

By now you must be dying to know

who is returning
to the competition.

Come on, bring the bitch in.

I don't wanna see
either one of them hoes.

For this week's maxi-challenge,
you need to entertain us

in the charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent monologue.

Are you a storyteller by nature?

As far as, like, in front of,
like, a big group of people,

I haven't really
done that before.

She said she'd find...

Nobody wants to see
a performer glued to words.

It sounds almost pageant-y.

I'll be damned
if these other girls

out-storytell me today.

This is the most paranoid I've
been this whole competition.

Ru-veal yourself!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers ♪