Priklyucheniya kapitana Vrungelya (1976–1979): Season 1, Episode 12 - Episode #1.12 - full transcript
The Adventures of Captain Wrongel
Based on A. Nekrasov's Novel of the Same Name
Twelfth Episode
Behind the scenes of the theater
- Well, well. Well.
Very good! Come in!
Sit down here.
Are you comfortable?
Excellent!
- Old-time Hawaiian songs
performed by...
the aborigines!
Please, gentlemen!
- Fuchs, sing along.
But don't be in too much haste!
- But what to sing about?
I don't know any endin...
- Me and my old friend
will sing you some ditties!
I'll start and he'll finish
I'll sing that
- And I'll sing this!
- Triffle-triffle-wiffle-sniffle,
neither house nor home!
- The Hawaiian guitars
we have turned into balala's!
- I remember once, at a fest,
we, in the good ol' days,
have won a prize with Fuchs
- Eh? I don't think I remememb...
- There it is!
- Where?
- There!
- Where?
- There!
Va bene!
- From ditties, and I swear so! -
It's so funnier to live!
Don't you like it?
- Oh, how could you!
I'm laughing like craz...
The sailors're no strangers to dancing
on the bow or on the stern!
But we still want to hear
your sound applou'!
With great joy
we came here.
Now let us leave
we'll be so very gratefu'!
- Bravo!
This is just phenomenal!
I haven't seen such crazy success in a long time!
I offer you a contract on any conditions!
- No-no-no, gentlemen! No contracts.
Let's go, Fuchs, we've lost enough time here.
It's a pity!
It's a great pity!
Here's your fee.
True Hawaiians!
- Attention! Attention!
- Breaking news!
- We have just got new data regarding the "Con" yacht!
- It got into a disaster!
- But thanks to first mate Lom's resourcefulness and bravery,
The yacht was saved and literally fell from the sky at the start of the race's final tour!
- But captain Wrongel and sailor Fuchs weren't found on the yacht.
- If until tommorow they are not on board of the "Сon",
then it will be rejected from competitions.
- It's a pity, it's a great pity!
- But that's the racing rules.
- Fuchs, buy us two plane tickets.
- I don't get it.
We're artists, we signed a contract
pretending to be Hawaiians here,
studied gliding the sea on woodplanks for a month
and even learned our songs!
But no one's welcoming us.
I don't get it!
- Spit it out, Fuchs.
- We're in trouble, Christopher Bonifatyevich!
I could only buy one ticket, on the last plane.
- Fuchs, Fuchs! What's there?
- I see a yacht port of...
I see the "Con"!
Oh no! They're sailing away!
We must land soon, Christopher Bonifatyevich!
Oh-oh, what do we do...
- Fire?
- Fire...
- Fire!
"Fire, chair no. 13"
In the Boss' castle again
- Bonjorno, Boss!
- Oh, that was something, boss, something amazing!
- We were chasing the "Con" in Indian,
Atlantic...
- Pacific!
- Yeah! And even in the Pacific ocean!
- But that Wrongel turned out to be a hell of a cunning beast!
- Several times...
It was almost in our hands!
- Almost, but each time he and his yacht got away!
- Then, finally, we drove the damn "Con" on an uninhabited island...
and to cover our tracks...
- We blowed the island...
to smithereens.
Va bene!
- To smithereens, Boss!
To smithereens!
- And the "Con"...
is now on the bottom!
- And we, with the goods, is in front of you!
- Show it to me.
I beg your pardon...
Who were you trying to fool?
Scenario:
I. Vorobyev
Director:
D. Cherkasskiy
Art Directors:
N. Guz, R. Sahaltuev
Composer: G. Firtich
Song Lyrics: E. Chepovetskiy
Operator: V. Belorussov
Sound Director: V. Gruzdev
Editor:
V. Gayday
Animators:
A. Lavrov, N. Zurabova, N. Marchenkova, V. Goncharov
Artists:
I. Budz, V. Sertsova
Assistants:
R. Lumelskaya, S. Leshchenko, Yu. Srebnitskaya, L. Snezhko
Scene Director:
E. Dubenko
End of the Twelfth Episode
Based on A. Nekrasov's Novel of the Same Name
Twelfth Episode
Behind the scenes of the theater
- Well, well. Well.
Very good! Come in!
Sit down here.
Are you comfortable?
Excellent!
- Old-time Hawaiian songs
performed by...
the aborigines!
Please, gentlemen!
- Fuchs, sing along.
But don't be in too much haste!
- But what to sing about?
I don't know any endin...
- Me and my old friend
will sing you some ditties!
I'll start and he'll finish
I'll sing that
- And I'll sing this!
- Triffle-triffle-wiffle-sniffle,
neither house nor home!
- The Hawaiian guitars
we have turned into balala's!
- I remember once, at a fest,
we, in the good ol' days,
have won a prize with Fuchs
- Eh? I don't think I remememb...
- There it is!
- Where?
- There!
- Where?
- There!
Va bene!
- From ditties, and I swear so! -
It's so funnier to live!
Don't you like it?
- Oh, how could you!
I'm laughing like craz...
The sailors're no strangers to dancing
on the bow or on the stern!
But we still want to hear
your sound applou'!
With great joy
we came here.
Now let us leave
we'll be so very gratefu'!
- Bravo!
This is just phenomenal!
I haven't seen such crazy success in a long time!
I offer you a contract on any conditions!
- No-no-no, gentlemen! No contracts.
Let's go, Fuchs, we've lost enough time here.
It's a pity!
It's a great pity!
Here's your fee.
True Hawaiians!
- Attention! Attention!
- Breaking news!
- We have just got new data regarding the "Con" yacht!
- It got into a disaster!
- But thanks to first mate Lom's resourcefulness and bravery,
The yacht was saved and literally fell from the sky at the start of the race's final tour!
- But captain Wrongel and sailor Fuchs weren't found on the yacht.
- If until tommorow they are not on board of the "Сon",
then it will be rejected from competitions.
- It's a pity, it's a great pity!
- But that's the racing rules.
- Fuchs, buy us two plane tickets.
- I don't get it.
We're artists, we signed a contract
pretending to be Hawaiians here,
studied gliding the sea on woodplanks for a month
and even learned our songs!
But no one's welcoming us.
I don't get it!
- Spit it out, Fuchs.
- We're in trouble, Christopher Bonifatyevich!
I could only buy one ticket, on the last plane.
- Fuchs, Fuchs! What's there?
- I see a yacht port of...
I see the "Con"!
Oh no! They're sailing away!
We must land soon, Christopher Bonifatyevich!
Oh-oh, what do we do...
- Fire?
- Fire...
- Fire!
"Fire, chair no. 13"
In the Boss' castle again
- Bonjorno, Boss!
- Oh, that was something, boss, something amazing!
- We were chasing the "Con" in Indian,
Atlantic...
- Pacific!
- Yeah! And even in the Pacific ocean!
- But that Wrongel turned out to be a hell of a cunning beast!
- Several times...
It was almost in our hands!
- Almost, but each time he and his yacht got away!
- Then, finally, we drove the damn "Con" on an uninhabited island...
and to cover our tracks...
- We blowed the island...
to smithereens.
Va bene!
- To smithereens, Boss!
To smithereens!
- And the "Con"...
is now on the bottom!
- And we, with the goods, is in front of you!
- Show it to me.
I beg your pardon...
Who were you trying to fool?
Scenario:
I. Vorobyev
Director:
D. Cherkasskiy
Art Directors:
N. Guz, R. Sahaltuev
Composer: G. Firtich
Song Lyrics: E. Chepovetskiy
Operator: V. Belorussov
Sound Director: V. Gruzdev
Editor:
V. Gayday
Animators:
A. Lavrov, N. Zurabova, N. Marchenkova, V. Goncharov
Artists:
I. Budz, V. Sertsova
Assistants:
R. Lumelskaya, S. Leshchenko, Yu. Srebnitskaya, L. Snezhko
Scene Director:
E. Dubenko
End of the Twelfth Episode