Mom (2013–…) - episodes with scripts
Single mom Christy has her hands full with two children, Violet and Roscoe, and maintaining newfound sobriety, when her passive-aggressive, recovering-alcoholic mother re-enters the picture, brimming with criticisms about Christy's life. As the daughter works to be the best mother she can and to overcome mistakes she made, she must also navigate dysfunctional relationships with romantic interests, and with her irresponsible ex-husband, Baxter. Despite the uphill battle, Christy tries to remain positive and stay on a path to help her reach her goals.
Season 1
- 1. Pilot
- 2. A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
- 3. A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
- 4. Loathing and Tube Socks
- 5. Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
- 6. Abstinence and Pudding
- 7. Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
- 8. Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
- 9. Zombies and Cobb Salad
- 10. Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
- 11. Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
- 12. Corned Beef and Handcuffs
- 13. Hot Soup and Shingles
- 14. Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
- 15. Fireballs and Bullet Holes
- 16. Nietzsche and a Beer Run
- 17. Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
- 18. Sonograms and Tube Tops
- 19. Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
- 20. Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
- 21. Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
- 22. Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
Season 2
- 1. Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
- 2. Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
- 3. Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
- 4. Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
- 5. Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
- 6. Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
- 7. Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
- 8. Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
- 9. Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
- 10. Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
- 11. Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
- 12. Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
- 13. Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
- 14. Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
- 15. Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
- 16. Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
- 17. A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
- 18. Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
- 19. Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
- 20. Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
- 21. Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
- 22. Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
Season 3
- 1. Terrorists and Gingerbread
- 2. Meat Loaf and Concentration
- 3. Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
- 4. Sawdust and Brisket
- 5. A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
- 6. Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
- 7. Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
- 8. Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
- 9. My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
- 11. Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
- 12. Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
- 13. Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
- 14. Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
- 15. Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby
- 16. Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
- 17. Caperberries and a Fat Detective
- 18. Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
- 19. A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
- 20. Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
- 21. Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
- 22. Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
Season 4
- 1. High-Tops and Brown Jacket
- 2. Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
- 3. Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
- 4. Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
- 5. Blow and a Free McMuffin
- 6. Xanax and a Baby Duck
- 7. Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
- 8. Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
- 9. Bad Hand and British Royalty
- 10. A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
- 11. Good Karma and the Big Weird
- 12. Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
- 13. A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
- 14. Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
- 15. Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
- 16. Martinis and a Sponge Bath
- 17. Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
- 18. Tush Push and Some Radishes
- 19. Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
- 20. A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
- 21. A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral
- 22. Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
Season 5
- 1. Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
- 2. Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
- 3. A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
- 4. Fancy Crackers and a Nashville Minute
- 5. Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
- 6. Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
- 7. Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
- 8. An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat
- 9. Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
- 10. A Bear and a Bladder Infection
- 11. Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
- 12. Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
- 13. Pudding and a Screen Door
- 14. Charlotte Bronte and a Backbone
- 15. Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
- 16. Eight Cats and the Hat Show
- 17. Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
- 18. Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
- 19. A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
- 20. Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
- 21. Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
- 22. Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
Season 6
- 1. Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
- 2. Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
- 3. Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
- 4. Big Sauce and Coconut Water
- 5. Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
- 6. Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
- 7. Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
- 10. Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
- 12. Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
- 13. A Whistling Nostril and a Ball of Fire
- 14. Kalamazoo And a Bad Wedge of Brie
- 15. Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
- 16. Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
- 19. Lumbar Support and Old Pork
- 21. Finger Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
Season 7
- 1. Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
- 2. Pop Pop and a Puma
- 3. Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
- 4. Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
- 5. Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
- 6. Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
- 7. Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
- 8. Chicken Hands and Toxic Narcissism
- 9. Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
- 10. Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
- 11. One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
- 12. A Depressed Garden Gnome and a Mud Flap
- 13. Dammit Sandra and the Money Bus
- 14. Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
- 15. Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
- 16. Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
- 17. Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone
- 18. A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
- 19. Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
- 20. Big Sad Eyes and a Wrinkled Hot Dog
Season 8
- 7. S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
- 10. Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
- 11. Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
- 12. Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
- 13. Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
- 14. Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
- 15. Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
- 16. Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
- 17. A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
- 18. My Kinda People and the Big To-Do