Mistresses (2013–2016): Season 3, Episode 6 - Love Is an Open Door - full transcript

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- That sounds great.
- It's a date, then.

- Previously on "Mistresses"...
- We have to end it now

so there can at least be
hope for us in the future.

- What?
- It's too soon.

We're just not ready.

I forgot to give it to Patty.

- What, you don't trust me?
- Okay.

You signed the papers

that gave him his own umbrella.

I assumed you knew.

Why else wouldn't you
have had me take a look?



If I could somehow combine the two of them,

it would be the perfect person for me.

Do you think you might be
falling in love with them?

I could.

_

Remember... you're on deck to babysit.

Did you get your shift covered at work?

I said I would.

And do you remember where
I put the emergency numbers?

In my phone under "emergency"?

Do you know CPR?

Seriously? April, relax.

Your date's not till tomorrow night.

If you start out this wound,
by tomorrow, you'll pop.



I'll take the kids to see a movie,

and you'll have plenty of
time to get hot for teacher.

Headmaster! And really, Marc?

It's not like that, anyway.

It's simply an opportunity

to treat a much sought-after
man to a well-cooked meal.

And my lasagna will leave

those other ladies in the dust.

Okay, you're all good, honey.

Thanks, April.

Looks like Lucy's grades are improving.

Is that... ? Let me see.

Oh, my god.

"My hero used to be my dad,

but now it's my really awesome grandma."

Wow. That's great.

"My grandma Marjorie
is a circuit court judge

for the very prestigious 9th circuit.

She was not only the youngest

to ever be appointed by Bill Clinton,

she was the only woman
and African-American, too."

Well, damn. She's my hero.

Lucy, school!

You okay, April?

Oh, I'm fine.

Patty, give me good news.

No. Maybe you didn't hear me, Patty.

I said good news.

No. You're a lawyer!

Find a loophole!

Then look again!

- Ow.
- I got to get up.

Where are they? My little
orange friends, please.

Oh.

This contract is ironclad!

Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh, god.

Oh, my god. What are you doing?

Choosing a window to jump from.

Hey, honey, just come here.

Please. Do not pity me.

Okay.

I mean, how could I be so freakin' stupid?

Shh. Because you wanted to believe in him.

Just shh.

You developed a bit of a blind spot.

Ah, "blind spot."

It's more like a brain hemorrhage.

Who signs something
without freakin' reading it?

Mnh. Those little red sticky
arrows can be very persuasive.

- You just...
- Why? Why do it like this?

Why steal an accessory
line out from under me?

He's screwed me in marriage before,

but he has never screwed me in business.

He respects that part of me.

Something is off.

Nothing is off.

It's Luca Raines, as usual.

He was slimeball before.

He's a super slimeball now.

That's it. Okay?

Honey!

Honey, please...

Answer me this question.

Answer me this one question.

Do you actually care
about the accessories line?

Do you?

No, but I...

Okay. So, then, what did you lose, hmm?

A couple of days thinking
that your marriage

was gonna work out?

So, fine.

Let's go back to the original plan.

You're gonna divorce him,
and you're gonna make sure

that he doesn't get half your empire.

- Yeah.
- Wonderful.

- Of course.
- Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I will be asleep until next week.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes.

If I'm leaving this pity party,

you're damn well coming with me.

No, it's not a party.

It's not a party. It's a wake.

For Harry? Please!

It's an open-ended breakup.

It's the best of all worlds here.

Sorry.

How is this the best of all worlds?

He said to you... and I quote...

"so you can find your
way back to each other."

It's like a crystal ball,

and Harry's waiting there in the future,

and he's giving you the green
light to go have some fun.

There's no green light.

If it was any greener, we could smoke it.

If you two are meant to be together,

you'll end up together.

The best way to get over a man

is to get under another one.

You should stitch that on a pillow.

That's really good.

I'm telling you... Harry is not

lying around moping like this.

- Let's go.
- All right.

- Get up!
- All right.

Yeah!

Surf report looks good. Let's go.

Yeah, I don't think I can, mate.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Ah, that's more like it!

Now I can see what I'm working with.

All right.

No more girls-gone-wrong reminders.

This Joss'?

This?

Well, it ain't mine.

All right, I'm gonna put
this in the closet here.

If I've missed anything, you toss it in.

If you need the box out
of here, I'll pick it up.

How's the restaurant?

Fine.

Marc?

It's a disaster, dude.

You need to come back.

I mean, Phil's a fine sous chef,

but he is not equipped to
do a fraction of what you do.

Lag time between courses
is like 35 minutes.

And ever since he started
dating that Indian guy,

he's got a love affair with cumin, man.

Everything has cumin!

Okay.

All right, right-o.

Look, we'll catch some waves.

It'll clear my head.

I'll be back in tonight.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, look, if you're not up for it...

No, no. I'm good.

Why were you going through my backpack?

I wasn't going through your backpack.

The point is, baby, it's amazing.

I am proud of you!

A-plus?

Good morning, Lucy. I have good news.

Your hero paper is going in
the front case of the school.

- Everyone's impressed.
- Really?

- Mm-hmm.
- Cool. Thanks, Mr. P.

You're welcome.

I said I was impressed, and
I got a stank shoulder shrug.

How much you want to bet, as headmaster,

I get more stanky shrugs than you a day?

I guess you're right.

I only have one little
mean person to deal with.

Well, have you asked Grandma
Marjorie for any help?

I'd take advantage of
the positive influence

she seems to have on Lucy.

Shoot. I'd like to ask
her for some advice myself.

Yeah. No.

I mean, my mother is really busy,

not to mention, she
doesn't live here in town.

I hear that, but that's her grandbaby.

I would think she'd make it
important to be supportive...

of you both.

Plus, it takes a village, right?

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

Especially if she's the one person

Lucy's identifying with right now.

If... I haven't crossed the line,

I still hope to see you tomorrow night.

I'll let you know when
you've crossed the line.

Okay, I called Amex.

Um, last place Luca used this
card was at the Oceana Hotel.

Grease anybody... the waiters,
the bartenders, the valet,

anyone who's gonna take a shot of him

and whatever whore he's with now.

- Sure thing, boss.
- Okay.

Save your money, Calista.

We need to talk.

Oh. What is it now?

You want your own bridal line, huh? Okay.

That's funny. That's very funny.

No. I want a divorce.

You want a divorce?

On what grounds?

The fact that I wouldn't
tolerate your cheating?

Or because you built a career

on my blood, sweat, and tears?

You're not getting a cent.

Divorce not granted.

I'm in love with someone else.

Eva Petrov. I think you know her.

We're gonna be married.

So, you have been cheating this whole time.

You know what? She loves me.

And she admires me.

And I love and admire her.

Why? Because she can go
a week without eating?

You know, you can
denigrate her all you want.

But she happens to be
a very talented artist.

- Oh.
- Oh, no, you said so yourself.

You know, the accessory
line you approved...

that was all Eva's design.

And after it launches successfully,

I'll reveal her as the true creative force.

And don't bother bringing
her into our divorce

because you have no proof of our affair,

and she would roundly deny it.

I will kill you

before I let you do this.

It's already done.

Father John, I'm so
sorry. I hate being late,

but I don't have a watch on
today, and I left my phone

at my, uh friend's house this morning.

It's okay.

It's no sin to have a boyfriend.

Just because you're
counseling married couples

doesn't mean you have
to be married yourself.

Now, um...

Vivian.

I was hoping you didn't
change your schedule.

I rushed home to get my earbuds,

and I saw your phone
on the kitchen counter,

and I just knew you'd be
going crazy without it.

Ah. You really shouldn't
have gone to so much trouble.

It was no trouble at all, sweetie.

Hi. I'm Vivian. How are you?

Blessed. I'm Father John.

- Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.

Well, I don't want to take
up any more of your time,

so I'll see you at home later.

Bye.

I apologize.

I... I never should've assumed
that you had a boyfriend.

But I want to reassure you that
we are very progressive here.

There's at least three
other homosexual couples

in the congregation that I know of.

We welcome everyone.

- I don't...
- You know what?

We're having a mixer tomorrow night.

Bring Vivian. It'll be fun.

I hear we're getting a Kogi truck.

Yum.

I feel like a liar!

You're not a liar!

Ow. Yelling hurts.

Sorry, sweetie. Here.

Mm. Thank you.

He suggested my mom come,

and I just silently sat there.

So... you don't even know Blair.

What... what were you supposed say?

"I hate the woman who bore me"?

It's not attractive.

I don't hate her.

Well, maybe he has a point.

Oh, god, I don't know.

Forget this.

How are you?

- Hmm?
- Have you talked to Harry?

No, not since he brought
down the hatchet on my heart.

I... I'm sorry. Is this not interesting?

That guy is staring at you.

Hmm?

Brad?!

- Oh, my god.
- Josslyn Carver.

I knew it was you.

What is up? What are you doing?

Come here! This is crazy!

I know. I lost your
number like two phones ago.

You give the best hugs.

What are you doing here?

Just in town for my mom's birthday.

I was looking for a present.

God, look at you!

You look exactly the same
as you did in college.

You look better than you did,

and... and you looked good.

So, where to start?

- Oh.
- You married?

No. You?

No.

Well, look at us.

Come on. You surprised? I mean...

neither of us were ever
the settling-down type.

That's probably why we
were so good together.

Yeah, that and you were crazy about me.

I certainly was.

- Anyway, I...
- Hey, listen...

- Oh.
- Sorry.

No. No, no, no. You go.

I have to go to this party,
but I'm in town for the week.

Oh, uh...

Uh, sorry. Just one second.

Hey, girl, what...

What... Calista, are you crying?

No. Calm down. I can't understand you.

Okay, okay. I'll be right there.

Everything okay?

Uh, yeah. That was my friend.

Well, my boss, my... "Fross."

I... I got to go, but you know what, Brad?

It was really good to see you.

You too.

Take care.

Mm-hmm.

Take care.

I said mind-blowing ideas.

Let's knock the wind out of this bastard.

How about just telling the truth?

Leak your story to the
press, how Luca bamboozled you

into signing over the accessories line,

leak your then gave it
to his two-bit whore.

People will hate him.

You know what I love about that, Patty?

Nothing.

It makes me look like a fool.

Any other bright ideas?

Okay. Okay.

How about this?

We round up all the buyers and tell them

that if they touch a single gem

from Luca's accessories line,

they get nothing from you ever.

No preview of your
collections, no samples, zip.

And then I tank the line?

It's my brand!

If it fails, I fail.

So, you want it to succeed?

And, what, give them a wedding present

with my name on the card?

I... don't think I'm alone here

in saying, "confused."

You should have seen him...

so glowing and happy, in love.

Okay, going down the k-hole.

Okay, fine. I'm back.

Well, it seems, from
a business perspective,

you have to stand behind the line.

Blame it on the blonde,
but what does that mean,

"stand behind the line"?

Patty, it's not like she
can go out and promote it.

I can.

I can.

Joss, can you do a preview
party here tomorrow night?

Um, what are you thinking?

About 100 people...

And press.

Let's get lots of press.

Ah, Harry, my man.

A word, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not too close.

'Cause I don't want to get what you had.

So, how you feeling?

100%. Thanks.

Hey, whoa. So, what... what
was it, a bad cold, flu?

Hope it wasn't food poisoning.

I'd have to fire the chef.

- Which is you.
- Yeah. Yeah.

I'd hate to do that.

Okay. You have a good night.

- Have a lovely evening.
- Thank you.

Hey, stranger. Glad you're back.

Yeah, well, I heard Phil
was making a mess of things.

Couldn't let that go on, now, could I?

What?

I told Marc to tell you that.

I knew it'd get your ass out of bed.

Well, I wasn't in bed, as such.

I was, uh, in couch, deeply in couch.

Yeah. Okay.

The staff is gonna hang tonight.

Why don't you stay and play?

You don't have a girlfriend
to rush back to, right?

Uh...

Yeah, maybe some other time.

Aw, man!

Hey, Marc, can I talk to you for a second?

Aw, it's the smell, isn't it?

Oh, it's not that.

You know Blair, right?

Uh, yes, April, I do.

No. Of course.

Well, he thinks it would be a good idea

to have my mother come for a visit...

you know, extended family for Lucy,

someone to talk to, blah, blah.

But I don't know how that would be for you.

She's got kind of...

a drinking problem.

Ah.

See? I knew it was a bad idea.

That's it. It's settled.

No, no, wait a minute. Just hold on.

First of all, it's really decent of you

to think of me, but I work in a bar.

One visit from Granny's

not gonna shake my sobriety.

Oh.

Well, I mean, that's good.

And, hey, she's not like a fall-down drunk.

She's expertly functioning.

Well, whatever that means, right?

Right?

What does that mean?

It means that out in the world,

she's flawless, and at home...

Okay, when I was 16,

around the time of the
LAPD Rampart scandal,

I was all, you know, "power to the people."

so, I went out with a couple
of my derelict friends...

Oh, come on. You had derelict friends?

That was what my father
called the "artsy" crowd.

Oh, right on.

Anyway, uh, while they waited

with the van running,

I painted a mural of Angela Davis,

Maya Angelou, and Foxy Brown on this wall

off the 110 freeway as the protest...

Oh, that... that's yours?

I've seen that mural. It's awesome!

I... it got a lot of attention.

The city wanted to take it down,

but that was not the right time

to piss more black people off.

Thousands of people signed
a petition to keep it up.

You're a badass!

Well... my father didn't think so.

Mm.

The daughter of an ethics professor

and a respected judge breaking the law?

Mm, he gave me the belt for it good.

Dads and their belts.

I remember mine well.

It was a different time.

Yeah.

And where was your mom through all this?

Sitting in the next room

with her third drink in her hand.

Anyway, um, I know Lucy isn't
connecting to me right now,

and Blair thinks...

April...

Are you sure it matters what Blair thinks?

What do you think?

What do you feel in your gut?

I don't want her here.

Then don't have her.

Thank you.

Right.

Thank you. Thank you, Marc.

Yeah.

You bet.

Yeah, that is correct. 8:00
P.M. tonight, Calista's estate.

Mm-hmm. Uh...

Uh, yes, yes, she would absolutely love

for her friends at Vanity Fair to be here.

Can I talk to you?

It is short notice, but, you know,

let's look at it as one
of Calista Raines' designs.

It's thrilling and unpredictable.

I know.

So, we'll s... we'll see you tonight?

Wonderful. Ciao.

- What? What?
- What's she doing?

What is who doing?

What is Calista's angle with this party?

- Her angle?
- Mm-hmm.

Luca, she's a shrewd businesswoman

who knows that the best
thing to do for the company

that she's worked her entire life to build

is stand by your sorry ass

and promote the hell out of the line.

Okay.

Make sure that Eva's on the guest list.

And, uh...

Well, you know your man. That's for sure.

Just like you said, he
asked me what your angle was.

- I basically came off like I don't know a damn thing.
- Did he buy it?

Yeah, because I don't know a damn thing.

- When are you gonna tell me what the plan is?
- Okay.

Take that dress and bring
it over to Kathy Cho's house.

What, now?

- Yes.
- As in right now?

Uh-huh.

You have 100 guests coming
to your house in 3 hours.

Oh. Uh, hello?

Brad? I... how did you...

I'm listed?

No. I can't tonight. I have a work thing.

But let me, uh... let me check my schedule,

and I'll get back to...

I... I will. I promise.

Okay. Okay. Bye.

Mm. You're smiling.

First time in a week. Who was that?

An old bed buddy from college.

I ran into him yesterday.

Great. I'll put his name on the list.

- What? No.
- Why not? Bad lay?

No. Good lay.

Great lay, actually, but...

But nothing.

God planted a guy right in your lap.

It's divine intervention.

Just accept it with grace.

Okay, I'm not a religious person,

but I'm pretty sure that that's

not what they mean by divine intervention.

Look, I don't want you pouting

in a corner somewhere tonight.

Everyone is gonna have a plus-one...

except me, but I will be busy.

Busy with what?

And what is so funny?

Father John thinks me and
Vivian are lesbian lovers.

I'm... I'm sorry. What?

I left my phone here yesterday.

And I brought it to her,

and he caught our energy, I guess.

"Caught our energy"?

You called me "sweetie"
and kissed me on the lips.

Anyway, he invited us to a mixer tonight.

Monkeys will fly out of my ass

before I go to a church mixer.

Whoa.

No one's suggesting we go
to the church mixer, Alec.

But the thought of going out somewhere

does sound kind of nice.

Oh, there was that, uh,

new restaurant downtown we wanted to try.

What was it called, Alec?

I see nothing wrong with staying here

where we don't have to worry.

Worry about what?

Well, we don't need to be "out"

while we're out, if that
makes you feel better.

We can just be three people having dinner.

So, you're suggesting we hide.

- No.
- Yes.

Oh! Okay.

Okay.

Don't be upset, Karen.

Karen, talk to me.

It's just...

I've been that person before

in a relationship where it's
only okay behind closed doors.

Karen, I am a well-respected
surgeon at County General.

I have to be careful what I advertise.

I get it, Alec, okay?

I wasn't exactly forthcoming
with Father John, was I?

I'm not saying I have the answers.

- I'm just...
- Okay, how about this?

You two finish putting away the groceries,

and I am going to find a place

where we can go out and be happy.

- Vivian...
- That's okay...

Shut up, both of you.

We're gonna be happy, damn it.

Hi.

You look great.

Thanks. You look great, too.

I, uh... I didn't know
what you were making.

Lasagna.

We'll do red, and white with dessert.

I like where your head's at.

So, a little preview?

Mmm, yes, please.

Okay. It's hot.

Mmm.

Mm-mmm!

Mmm!

I need this recipe.

It's an old family secret.

- Mmm.
- My mother's, actually.

It's good.

Listen.

You know yesterday when you mentioned

my mother coming for a visit?

Mm, I'm sorry.

I... I spend all day advising parents,

and sometimes I don't know when to stop.

No. It's okay.

I mean, look, I'd love
to have a village around

to help me raise Lucy.

But me and my mom...

we don't get on that well.

We haven't for some time now.

Oh. I... I'm sorry to hear that.

I mean, we, uh, see
each other for Christmas,

and if we get to new
year's without a fight,

it's a damn near miracle.

I just didn't want you to think
I didn't value your advice.

Well, you don't owe me...

But thank you.

Good, then. Okay.

Um, just one thing.

I know you and Lucy are having a hard time,

but you modeling to her that a relationship

between a mother and a daughter

can actually break and stay broken...

well, I'd imagine that
could be scary for a child...

Not to mention for you.

You guys still having fun?

- I'm cold.
- I'm hungry.

What happened to the pork
rinds and the twinkies

you bought at the liquor store?

Scotty gave them

to that homeless person with the dog.

Look... more helicopters.

Where are we going?

Trust me... this is
way better than a movie.

What's better than a movie?

A piece of art history.

Do you know any influential artists, Lucy?

Because I do... your mom.

And I am so juiced for you to see this.

Can we see it after we pee?

How bad do you got to go?

I just went a little.

Aw, shoot. Okay.

Let's find you a nice... uh, there.

That is you right there, buddy.

You are not officially a man

until you've done a nature tinkle.

I have to go, too.

Well, that's not gonna work.

Uh...

Uh, here, here, here.

Yeah, here we go.

Yeah, this is good. This is good. Okay.

Go ahead, guys, right here.

Oh, you sure know how to throw a party.

Okay, when are you gonna tell me the plan?

In due time.

Dude, come on.

Just concentrate on the
boys I invited for you.

There's no need for them. I brought Brad.

You listened! Where is he?

He's standing over at the bar,

making Tom Ford very proud.

Ooh. You know how to pick them.

Mm. Very nice.

Mm. Look who it is.

- Oh.
- Eva.

Oh, well, yeah, let's take some pictures.

- Geez.
- This is great.

She came separately, without Luca.

- Are you okay?
- I'm great.

Just make sure you tell
me when Kathy Cho's here.

What is the deal with this chick?

I haven't wanted to meet a
woman this bad since Madonna.

Calista, you look lovely.

And you look old and sallow.

I see you put me at Eva's table.

What, do you think I'm gonna forget myself

and let some photographer catch
me with my hand on her knee?

You've foiled me again.

I forget how smart you are.

No, but, really, was that the plan?

- 'Cause it's not terrible.
- It's not the plan, though.

- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hi.

Oh, okay. Bye.

- Oh.
- One and two and three.

Harry, wait. Don't leave yet.

Tessa's trying to see if we
can get Wunderbar to trend.

Sorry. Who is doing what now?

Take a selfie with us.

You know what?

Why not? Let's give it a go.

All right. Tessa, get over here.

Harry's down.

- Yeah.
- All right.

Mm.

Oh, boy.

Okay, let's have a look.

Oy.

I look like a goon.

It's posted on Instagram.

Really? That is... hey, wait. Wait. Wait.

Just... just go back two.

There.

When w... when was that photo posted?

Uh, 18 minutes ago.

Calista Raines is having
a big party right now.

She's been posting all night.

That's his ex.

Your ex-girlfriend knows Calista Raines?

That is so cool.

Yeah. It's really cool.

She's out having a good time.

So you should be having one, too.

Yeah, man. You should stay a while.

Come on, everybody! You got a drink?

Let's go!

Whoo!

Mnh.

- Let's have another one.
- Yeah.

Whose house is this?

Someone I met in a chat room.

Since when are you in chat rooms?

Is everyone here a threesome?

Um, there's also some quadros,

and I think that's a quint.

That's one word for it.

Stop judging.

I've been reading all about this.

It's a whole community.

They even have their own language.

I'm a primary.

- You're a freemate.
- And I'm leaving.

Alec, wait. Please, love.

10 minutes.

10 minutes.

I'll get us drinks.

All right, you ready?

Chocolate ?clairs, mint gelato,

and my grandma's key lime pie.

Mmm.

Why aren't you eating?

Well, because I'd rather kiss you.

Can I kiss you?

I'll take that as a yes.

Hello?

Yes, of course.

Marc was arrested with the kids.

I swear to you I didn't know

it was a strip club when
I took them in there.

It was just an accident.

You must be starving.
There's plenty left there.

What happened to movies and ice cream?

It was gonna happen, April, I swear,

but I just wanted to show
Lucy your mural first.

And then I got all turned around
'cause it started to get dark,

and I lost my signal, which sucked.

And then both kids had to pee,

and then this sketchy dude
was walking towards us.

- Okay, please stop talking.
- And I didn't want us to get mugged...

- Marc, stop talking!
- Right.

Okay, kids, come on.

Follow me. Let's run baths.

Come on.

Tough night, huh?

I just didn't know that neighborhood

would be so bad, you know?

April didn't need this tonight.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Thanks.

It's natural for people
who don't have children

not to understand what to do with them.

What does that mean, Blair?

It means...

We'll take it from here.

So, I'm dating Mike. He's my primary.

I'm also dating Roy, and he's my secondary,

but Mike and Roy don't date each other,

so they call us a "V."

I'm at the focal point of the relationship,

so I'm the hinge.

It's your turn for the bathroom.

Are you looking for your friends?

They're right over there.

I saw you guys come in together.

Oh.

I'm Karen, by the way.

Mara.

I can tell you haven't
been to many of these.

- You've got that look.
- Is it that obvious?

In my mind, I'm really playing it cool.

In your mind and only in your mind.

Um, how long have you been in the life?

Oh, about seven or eight days.

"Days"?

Uh, I admire your bravery.

It took me years to come out

and feel comfortable with myself.

If I can give you a little advice.

Yes, please. I'm kind of out of my element.

Be careful.

Of what?

Your heart.

This polyamorous stuff can be tricky...

especially when you're the third.

How do you know I'm the third?

Look, I've been where you are.

And I distinctly remember
the pain of feeling,

at the end of the day,

like a guest in their relationship.

Excuse me.

There you are.

We just learned about "cuddle parties."

Oh. Ah, I hate to do this,

but I'm kind of ready to go.

- Oh, thank you, god.
- Oh, me too.

This is all just too bizarre.

♪ And I see you standing there ♪

♪ your half-smile and your "Jimmy D" hair ♪

♪ when you were young and free ♪

♪ I jump back to another place ♪

♪ another time and a younger face ♪

♪ and I, I think we could be friends ♪

♪ but your star was shining in another time ♪

♪ you were swimming with them stars ♪

♪ in another life were friends ♪

♪ so, don't you fight, my friend ♪

♪ it's all right, my man ♪

♪ don't you cry no more ♪

♪ I'll see you on the other side in time ♪

♪ I'll see you on the other side in time ♪

Oh, I remember this so well.

Uh... you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is good. This is what I need.

This is good.

Sorry.

Me kissing your ear

has never not turned you on.

Am I doing it wrong?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You've never done anything wrong

when it comes to my body, I promise.

Okay, 'cause we don't have to
be in this coatroom, you know.

I actually make enough
money to get us a hotel.

While that sounds, oh, so good, I, um...

I'm gonna have to say something to you

that I've never said to you before...

no.

No?

It was so good to see you.

And you look, mmm, so yummy.

I just... I can't.

I love someone else.

Well... So do I.

Really, Brad?

No, no. Just... sorry.

We're not engaged or anything.

Here we go.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Wowee.

I want to thank you all for coming.

Kathy Cho?

It is beautiful to look around

and see so many of you
have come out to support...

my new line.

Uh, now, I would like to thank
my lovely wife, Calista...

who believed in my vision

and allowed me this opportunity to shine.

Now, if I could just take a minute

and just tell you about...

Uh, honey, do you want me to do it?

- Hmm?
- Do you want me to do it?

I know... I know this must be hard for you.

- It's okay.
- What?

- It's okay.
- Okay.

- Mnh.
- Here we go.

Something dreadful came to
our attention this morning,

um, and we... and we didn't
want to cancel the party

because we... we wanted to speak out

on the broadest platform we could

to hopefully champion the cause.

You see, our Chinese ambassador
of our little company,

the civil rights guardian in the east,

Lily Wu... thank you...

she informed us that
the factory we were using

is employing underage children.

As you know, this is... this is
something that's near and dear

to our hearts here in the fashion industry,

and this exploitation it must stop.

Luca here is... is
taking full responsibility

for his mistake in picking this factory

and not doing the due diligence

that he normally does

when he's not being an artist and a C.F.O.

It's hard to wear two hats, honey.

So, unfortunately, the
accessories by Luca line

is going to be put on hold

until we find another manufacturer.

But when we do,

all proceeds...

every penny... isn't that right, honey?...

every penny will go to our new foundation

to help victims of labor abuse.

Save the children!

Right?

Yes.

See how much she loves you now.

Hey. Where you going so early?

I have an early shift
at the hospital today.

You gonna go on an empty stomach

and deny yourself Alec's
famous French toast?

What is this about French toast?

And nice try.

Spinach and egg whites for you.

I'm trying to entice Karen
into staying for breakfast,

but I don't think she's
buying what I'm selling.

I have an early shift.

Good. You can meet us for
dinner tonight at Alma.

You're taking us out into the world?

It sounds fun, but I'm
not sure I'm free tonight.

You two go without me.

Karen, something's wrong.

Nothing's wrong. I'm fine.

You're a terrible liar.

What are we doing?

Okay. Come.

Sit down. Let's talk.

Alec, I think you were right to begin with.

We're flying blind here.

I've never had a relationship

with two single people at the same time,

let alone a married couple.

I have deep feelings for you two,

but if this all falls apart...

who am I kidding?...
when this all falls apart,

you two will still have each other.

But where does that leave me?

Karen.

Oh, honey.

I'll always be the one

who has to knock on the door.

Alec had it made it for you yesterday.

We figured since our house is your house,

you should come and go as you please.

But mostly not go?

Hey, Marc.

How many do you want?

No need to cook for me.

I'm good.

I'm letting Lucy sleep late

after last night's excitement.

Listen, Marc...

What you did last night...

It was stupid. I know.

I never should have put
the kids in that situation.

I was gonna say it was sweet,

you taking Lucy to see my mural.

I get what you were trying
to do, and I appreciate it.

No worries.

You all right?

Yeah. Perfect.

Lucy, would you come here, please?

You don't need to yell,
Mom. I'm right here.

Just get the door, will
you, please, smarty-pants?

Grandma!

Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

It was the right thing to do.

Oh, oh, oh.

You were freakin' genius.

Luca's face was priceless.

Hats off to you, lady.

Here.

Thanks.

Yes. Hats off to me.

Mm? Mm.

I'm so sorry.

Why are we not happy dancing right now?

I don't know. I... I stole his line back,

I humiliated him in front of
a large, Twitter-fearing crowd,

and I got his 12-year-old
mistress to leave him.

You'd think I would feel better.

Yeah, well, sometimes hurting someone else

doesn't always take away your own hurt.

Anyway, um, so, what happened

with this, uh, beautiful Brad?

Oh, yes, beautiful, sad, frustrated Brad

didn't get lucky in the coatroom.

What? Why? He was delicious.

Yes, he was, but my heart
still belongs to Harry.

And... I just think that
when you really love someone,

you can't be with anyone else.

Hey.

Wow.

I can hear your thoughts.

You are freaking out right now.

Well, you can stop spinning.

I had a lot of fun last night.

You're amazing, by the way.

But I'm not gonna file
a sexual-harassment suit

or fall in love and start stalking you

or anything like that.

This was definitely a, uh, one-time thing.

I've already got a jealous boyfriend.

You've got a... you've got a boyfriend?

That's... that's interesting.

Yeah.

It's Ellis.

Sorry?

You're, uh...

You're Ellis' girlfriend?

His mistress, actually.