Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - The Knight's Fall Part 1 - full transcript

[exclaiming, grunting]

Skadoosh.

[atmospheric music plays]

[panting, grunting]

[panting, grunting continues]

Are your feet, like, super-cold?

I got icicle toes over here. [whimpers]

- [Blade exclaims, grunts]
- [grunts]

Oh, duh. Boots.

Never been a shoe guy.
Feels like being in foot prison.

I suppose it's the same with shirts, then?



If that's an issue,
this is the first I'm hearing of it.

I wish the lift was running,

'cause before we climb
this ridiculous mountain,

how can we be sure
that Klaus and Veruca are even here?

[Veruca cackles]

I think we can be sure.

[cackling]

- [cackling]
- [panting] Ugh.

Veruca, focus.

But wait. How can we even be sure
the monkey came here with the whip?

- [whip cracking]
- [yelling]

I think we can be sure.

- [whip cracking]
- [Rukhmini laughs]

- [Rukhmini] I'll take that!
- [grunting]



[grunting] Uh, and that!

- [emperor] Stop her. Stop her!
- [laughing]

Come on! What was that?

[laughs] Just taking my cut!

I could use a couple of these.

Stop her!

- [dramatic music plays]
- [grunting]

- [exclaims]
- [grunting]

[laughs]

I'll just take a few more for the road.

If you think you're walking out of here
with half of my treasury,

you truly underestimate
my might and power!

[laughs]

You don't know might and power.

Wait, what?

What?

[suspenseful music plays]

[guards exclaim]

[grunts]

[chuckles]

Sorry we couldn't come to
some kind of an agreement.

I'll be on my way...

[wailing]

[chuckles] Well, that was easy.

Whose idea was it
to put a booby trap there?

[groaning]

[chuckles]

You get a promotion.

I'll call you
Captain Booby Trap from now on.

Ooh. [chuckles]

First assignment: clean up this mess!

Oh...

So much power in something so tiny.

With power like this,
I shall capture the Dragon Master myself!

[suspenseful music plays]

[panting]

Klaus, do you hear something?

- What?
- Behind us.

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

[grunting]

Well, well, well.

[grunting, panting]

- This is perfect. [laughs]
- [crashing]

Why don't we let them
take care of the bears, eh? Eh?

We can snag that whip
and kill two bears with one stone.

Then we mop up what's left.

Don't look so surprised.
I can make plans too, I can.

- [panting, grunting]
- [laughing from above]

[Po continues grunting]

Po, stop it! [shushes] Quiet down.

[laughs] Did you see
my drift around that corner?

- That was awesome.
- [laughing]

[grunting]

Ugh, we're too late.

- [explosion]
- [emperor laughs]

Or we're right on time.

[exclaims] Everyone, remain calm!
Hands off that whip!

Former Dragon Master?

Ooh, that still stings.

Stand down, weasels!

Weasels? You mean the monkey?

- The monkey?
- The whip!

[Blade] He's got the whip.

Arrest them!

- [growling]
- [guard] Hold it right there.

[grunting]

[emperor] So... [chuckles]

The former Dragon Master
has turned himself in,

afraid to stand in defiance
of his mighty Emperor.

- [emperor laughs]
- She actually sold you the whip.

The monkey? No. She tried to play me.

Uh, sorry, who are you?

This is Luthera of Landreth,

the Wandering Blade,

Daughter of the Saxon Guard,
Knight of England.

- [stirring music plays]
- [gasps] You actually got it right.

Yeah, I did.

And?

And we're on a mission
to stop the weasels,

because see, they got the gauntlet.

And there's these Tianshang Weapons
that nobody thought were real,

but we saw them in a comic book,
so we went to Li Gao Stu...

I was dressed as Bamboozle,
'cause you see, I was in the Wankun,

and I had the gaunt...
Uh, well yeah, that was embarr...

We captured Klaus and Veruca,
but she's got this crazy mage power

where the vines come out of the ground,
and it's like, blah! Blade was...

[Po] Then we found the Lost City,
which wasn't even really a city...

The weasels are collecting the weapons,
and we thought they were coming here.

[sighs]

So, I'm supposed to believe

that you've been destroying towns
and beating up my guards

because you're after two other criminals?

Oh! Yes. You nailed it.

They have one magical weapon,
and they're coming for that whip.

We're here to save you!

Fabulous.

Send them to the dungeon!

- [yelps]
- Wait!

No, you have to believe us.
You're in danger!

Oh, really?

And I'm supposed to take you at your word?

Maybe you can't take mine,
but she's a knight,

sent by the Queen of England.

[Po] She's the most honorable person
I've ever met.

She's got a whole code and everything!

You don't have to believe me,
but you gotta trust her.

- I do.
- [soft music plays]

With my life.

[crashing]

She's no knight.

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

Is today Dramatic Entrance Day?

Who's this guy now?

A knight of England.

[Po gasps]

- Trappy rope launcher guy is a knight?
- Uh...

What a twist.

[tense music plays]

Sent by the Queen herself.

To arrest her.

- [dramatic music plays]
- [chuckles] What is he talking about?

I... I... I...

- There may be a misunderstanding.
- She is a thief.

You stole
that suit of armor and that sword

from the knights' barracks in London.

But here, your lie ends.

And I do have proof.

Hm. [mutters]

Ooh, a decree,

signed by the Queen herself.

You can take my personal ship
back to England.

Just be careful. It's a lease.

Much appreciated, Emperor.

Take her.

- [dramatic music plays]
- But you're a knight.

You have the book and the sword
and the no-nonsense attitude.

Po, I'm, I'm not a knight.

- [grunting]
- [dramatic music plays]

[growls]

[atmospheric music plays]

[jangling, clanking]

[grunting]

- [door creaks, slams]
- Hey! No, no, no! Hey, look.

You can't lock me up. We're in danger.

Klaus and Veruca are coming for that whip,
and they've got this crazy dark magic

that controls roots
and plants and leaves and stuff!

[Weimin] Oh no! Hide the chrysanthemums!

[laughing]

Why don't you grab us some dinner?
I'll take it from here.

[Po] Weimin!

Buddy!

Buddy? You mocking me?

[Weimin] Ol' Weimin's fallen from grace.

Demoted to a lowly dungeon guard,
all because of you!

What? That's so unfair.

Why don't you let me out of here
and I'll go tell the Emperor myself.

Ha! Nice try. Get comfy...

[running footsteps]

Dragon Disaster.

[running footsteps]

[laughs] Nailed it!

[sighs]

[soft music plays]

[Mr. Ping] Oh! [chuckles] Oh, my boy!

[sighs] Not now, imaginary Dad.

I'm kind of in the middle of something.

[Mr. Ping] Oh, turn around, Po.

Dad! You're not made of moss, are you?

I... don't think so.

I can't believe it!
What are you doing here?

Well, the Emperor tried to torture me
and get information on where you were.

But I didn't give them anything!

They'd have to drown me in the ocean,

revive my waterlogged body,

wait 20 or 30 minutes for me to dry,
and light me on fire

before I told them where you went.

- I didn't tell you where I went.
- That was very helpful, thank you.

What happened, Po?
Did you find what you were looking for?

- [soft music plays]
- [sighs]

Theft of royal armor and weaponry,

evading and resisting arrest,

fleeing the country as a fugitive, and...

impersonating a knight.

Bold, but absolutely mad.
You had to know we'd catch you.

Do you realize why I'm here?

You're a criminal,
so to do crimes, I suppose?

Flaunting your assumed status as a knight,
chaos, destruction, what have you?

I'm here for vengeance.

Klaus and Veruca DuMont are in China.

Should I know who they are?

The last of the mages,
the murderers of Sir Alfred of Landreth!

Sir Alfred.
That's whose sword you stole, right?

Listen closely, Colin.

They killed my brother

and now they're seeking
the four Tianshang Weapons.

They already have one -
a gauntlet that can destroy a city -

and they're about to get another
if I'm not there to stop them.

Did you say a gauntlet?

[atmospheric music plays]

- [Po exclaims, grunts]
- [thudding]

[grunts] And then the Emperor
was all, like, "Take them away."

[groans]

Don't get me started on Blade.
This whole time

she made me feel like an idiot
for not meeting her knightly standards,

and now I feel like an idiot for
believing her in the first place. [grunts]

Ow, ow, ow! Come on!

Maybe it's not so black and white.

No. It is.

It's all up to me now. Klaus and Veruca
could attack at any second

and I'm trapped in a dungeon with my dad.
Sneak attack!

[grunting, groans]

Oh, you gotta be kidding! Ah, come on!

[coughing, laughing]

Looking to bust out, eh?

Me three.

- [gasps]
- [exclaims]

- It's the Raider of Raipur!
- Huh?

Told you I was famous.

Can you really get us out?

Oh, yes. But nothing comes free.

If I help you...

I leave with the whip.

[suspenseful music plays]

[groans]

- You let them get away?
- How was I supposed to know?

Nobody even talks about the mages anymore.

And it's not as if they carry signs
that say, "England's Most Wanted."

[groans] We can still make it
if we turn back now.

Turn back?

Surely you aren't going
to let them get away again?

They're not my mission, you are!

And a knight
always completes their mission.

[sighs] It's more complicated than that.

I'll inform the Queen of their escape
and the knights will take care of it.

I'm not getting on that ship.
It'll take us a month just to get back.

Po is in trouble now!

Keep walking.

[grunts] After my brother died,
I watched the knights train every day.

[grunts] Am I supposed to be intimidated

because you're a fan?

No.

Because I know all your moves.

[grunting]

[groaning]

- [slicing]
- [gasps]

- [grunts]
- [suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

[exclaims]

[suspenseful music plays]

[yawns]

Uh, excuse me, guard? I have a question.

The Raider of Raipur in action. Oh!

E-Escape artist
of mystical status. [chuckles]

A master plan, feats of legend.

You're going to tell
your kids about this one day.

[sighs] If this is about a bathroom break,
you can use the...

Hey! [groans]

Hm.

Not as intricate as I expected.

But still, an absolute treat to watch.

If you need a bathroom break,
well, I suggest you hold it.

- Oh, son.
- [sighs contentedly] Dad.

[chuckles]

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

- [snoring, groaning]
- [gasps]

Zhen?

Oh, hey.

What are you doing here?

Eh, something about destruction
of "imperial property" with fireworks?

[crashing]

[Zhen] What are you doing here?

Alright, come on.

[yawns]

Nah. I'm gonna stay here for a while.

- [whirring, crashing]
- [yelps]

[exclaiming]

[emperor] What is that?

- [crashing]
- [guard 2 yelps]

[chuckling]

- [whirring]
- Oh, come on!

Why do I even have doors?

Hello, hello, hello...

- [whirring intensifies]
- [dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[yells]

[grunting]

[grunts]

You'll never be one of us.
You're a disgrace to England!

[grunting]

- [groaning]
- [creaking]

- [solemn music plays]
- [groaning]

Ah! Black Steel of the Equinox, eh?

[grunting]

When I bring Klaus and Veruca
to the Queen's feet,

she'll see that I'm worthy.

The Queen wants you in chains!

- [dramatic music plays]
- [grunting]

[exclaims]

[exclaims] Whoa.

[groaning]

- [grunts]
- [yells]

[straining]

[grunts] Ursa Major!

- [yelling]
- [triumphant music plays]

[groaning]

[panting]

An honorable knight
would let their opponent live.

Well, like you said, I'm not a knight.

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasps]

[groans]

[straining]

This isn't over!

[Colin] I'll find you.

I'm sure you will.

But you'll have to chew
through those ropes first.

[groaning]

[stirring music plays]

[groaning]

[Veruca cackles]

- [exclaiming]
- [whirring]

- [gasps]
- [yells]

- [grunting]
- [dramatic music plays]

Hm. That glove is pretty powerful.

That was just the pinky. Hide.

[suspenseful music plays]

Rukhmini... Where did she... Ah, great.

- [yelps]
- [Po] Right.

On my own. Cool, cool, cool.

Let's do this.

- [stirring music plays]
- [grunts]

Give up now, before I unleash the thunder!

[laughing]

What's so funny?

Thunder's just a bunch of sound, isn't it?

- Yeah, not very intimidating.
- No!

Ah, maybe you meant to say,
"unleash the lightning!"

Yes, lightning.
Much more dangerous, lightning.

Fine, I'll...

I'll unleash
the very sharp and punishing fury!

We gave you "lightning,"

and you still went with
a very kind of vague...

[groans] Never mind.

[panting, grunting]

Ow!

[yelling, groaning]

How are you doing, son?

Fantastic.

[groans]

[grunts]

[exclaiming]

- [grunts]
- [yells]

- Whoa!
- [grunts]

- Veruca!
- [grunts]

[grunting]

[yells]

[grunting]

No you don't.

[grunting]

Whoa!

[exclaiming, yelps]

[groaning]

- Ah!
- Dad, what are you doing?

Looked like you could use some help.

[music chimes]

[clanging]

[triumphant music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting, exclaiming]

[groaning]

Wow, you make this look so much harder!

[sighs] Mm-hm.

[Veruca] Oh! [chuckles]

I like your new partner, Pandy.

'Bout as useful as the last!

[laughs]

[whimpering]

Hm.

- [exclaims]
- [shrieks]

[chuckles]

Not so tough
without your whip, eh? [yelps]

Not so tough
without your muscle, eh? [grunts]

[grunting]

Ow!

[straining]

[laughing]

[laughter continues]

[groaning]

[sighs]

[grunts] Why don't you
let me take it from here?

[dramatic music plays]

[panting]

[music intensifies]

[grunting]

[exclaims]

In the name of China,
I demand you stop right there!

[exclaims]

I've tasted freedom, old man.

Looks like you'll have to
chase me down! [whoops]

- [Rukhmini laughs]
- [grumbles]

[laughs]

- [clanking]
- Huh?

[tense music plays]

[laughs]

[grunts]

[wind blows]

[exhales]

- [stirring music plays]
- [grunts]

[panting]

- [tense music plays]
- [grunting]

[panting]

Your friend lied to you.

And your own Emperor
ripped away your title.

Turned your country against you.

- I know what that feels like, I do.
- [whirring]

[grunting]

At a certain point, you ask yourself
if they're worth dying over.

[groans]

[exhales] Huh?

[soft music plays]

Huh?

Po.

- [grunting]
- [dramatic music plays]

- I don't need a title to know who I am.
- [stirring music plays]

[grunts]

- [grunting]
- [dramatic music plays]

[yells]

[whirring]

- [dramatic music plays]
- [exclaims]

[grunts, sighs]

[gasps]

[rhythmic music plays]