Kukhnya (2012–2016): Season 1, Episode 19 - Episode #1.19 - full transcript
Hello.
- Did I wake you up?
- Of course no.
I always get up at 3 am
and wait for drunk guys with balloons.
- May I come in?
- No.
And like this?
Please forgive me, I'm so tired.
Max...
Why you didn't pick up the phone
and where have you been?
What is this interrogation?
So you think,
you can hang out, who knows where,
get drunk and then peacefully come
to my place at 3 am.
It's 15 minutes to 3am.
What kind of relationship do we have?
We are in an open relationship.
Everything is good,
why are you so serious?
Since we have an open relationship...
you are free for today.
And kiss?
Senya, is sauce ready?
I'm not Senya, I'm Artem.
Senya got fired.
I don't care who are you.
Today you are Senya!
Why are you torturing this fish
half an hour already?
Fedya would do it in ten seconds.
By the way, I'm also Fedya, Chef.
No, you are not Fedya.
You have to deserve the name of Fedya.
Now you are...
Artem.
Yes, Chef.
What are you doing?!
Freak!
What are you doing here?
Why are you not at work?
You were planning to stay at Victoria Sergeevna's.
Again interrogation!
Did you conspire all together,?
I have a second shift today.
Great, I'll go with you.
Kostyan, maybe you forgot, but you got...
Yes, yes, I remember, I got fired.
I need to get something.
Why didn't you stay at Vika's?
She didn't let me.
How is so?
Who knows.
She started to complicate everything.
"You think you can hang out somewhere
and than come here at 3 am?"
Maybe she has ...
"these days"
I mean "those days", you understand me.
Yes, I understand.
Here, Igor.
It's an oasis of french cuisine.
Good afternoon.
Enclave of quality.
Great deal of strength was invested in here,
great deal of love, of energy
Every waiter for me is...
like my own child.
Hey, Julia.
I'm Nastya, actually.
Well...
She is a new one, probably.
Let's move on.
Hello, hello.
Make for us two coffees.
This is...
Viktoria Sergeevna, so to say...
Art-person, art-manager of our restaurant.
And now I start loving this restaurant.
- Good afternoon.
- Hello, I'm Igor, nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Igor is dreaming to buy "Claude Monet".
How?
Are you selling our restaurant?
Not ours, but mine.
I haven't decided still.
Actually I haven't decided still
whether to buy it or not.
Your coffee.
But longer I look at Viktoria Sergeevna,
less doubts I have.
I don't know how they cook in here
but coffee is great.
Of course!
Only professionals work here.
Here is one of the best
barmen in Moscow.
Actually you fired him yesterday.
Viktoria Sergeevna's sense of humor is
at the highest level.
How could I fire him?
What a joke?
Maksimka!
Go change and get back to work.
Actually I'm Kostya.
Kostik, go change and get back to work.
Well, ok.
Let's go to, so to say,
the holy of holies of our restaurant.
To the accounts department.
It's to early for you for accounting.
Let's go to the kitchen.
We'll go now to the kitchen.
One more time you cook shit like this,
you'll work in a student's canteen.
Did you get it?
Here...This is our...
Chef.
Such a shouty man.
Before you killed someone there,
come here please.
It's Igor.
My very good friend,
you can say, the best one.
- And this is our Chef...
- Viktor Barinov.
I recognised you,
you host a culinary show.
You see... glory, fame and you
didn't want to host it.
I still don't want to do it,
but for Dima I'm ready for everything.
Do you want tomorrow's morning release
I'll say that...
I love Dmitriy Nagiev.
It's too much.
"Hi, Dima" would be enough.
Moreover Igor is...
possibly a future owner
of this restaurant.
Are you selling the restaurant?
Well done, old guy, he can hardly walk,
but logic is ironclad.
May I have few words with you?
Igor, if there's something,
here is Viktoria Sergeevna will answer
all your questions.
Yes, you may.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
do all your cooks
look like maniacs?
Do you seriously want to sell
the restaurant?
Yes.
You know Vitya,
I try not to joke for free.
I seriously want to sell the restaurant.
- Why?
- Because your nose is wry.
It's not profitable anymore.
If that's the only reason,
give me 2 month I'll change it.
It's too late.
I took a decision.
Dima...
I give you 2 weeks.
All right,
but I'll get my old team back.
Do whatever you want.
How are you?
Lyova,
I told you that I'd get you
your job back.
Ok, then...Welcome back again.
- Thanks.
- Go on then I'll go with Vika.
She didn't let you in the apartment,
you think she'll let you in her car.
Buddy, no one toss around men like me.
It's alright,
she has already given me the keys.
- Ok, see you, bye.
- See you.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
it was a real pleasure to meet you.
Likewise. Good bye.
Have a nice evening.
Viktoria Sergeevna!
Wait.
I'll never forgive myself
if I don't ask you this question right now.
Do you have a husband or a boyfriend?
Or any other male bastard around,
that doesn't deserve you.
I don't have a husband or a boyfriend.
In that case I'll look forward to
our next meeting.
You are here...
Vika, I didn't understand
what was it?
Is he hitting on you?
Are you jealous?
No, but I didn't understand
why you didn't tell him about me.
Because he didn't ask about you.
If he asked me:
"Do you have a friend
with whom you are in open relationship?"
I'd say "Yes".
"Here let me introduce you, it's Maxim".
And I remind you
that the sponsor of our show
is mayonnaise "Malve".
Malve sounds like Mama,
just more tender.
And today we will cook "Julienne"'
For julienne we need mushrooms, onions,
cheese and sour-cream.
But something tells me,
why do we need cheese and sour-cream,
when we have mayonnaise "Malve" .
With taste of cheese and sour-cream.
Stop for commercial.
Break is 5 minutes, no one leaves.
Senya, hello, it's me.
Hello, Chef.
Senya, I want you to be at your workplace
at 10 am tomorrow morning in our restaurant.
Come back, Senya.
Chef, I won't come back.
I got a very good job.
Wait a second, Chef, sorry.
Yasho-vakami tori, Usena-sarada, Siaki-tuzuki.
What?
I don't understand.
Better go and ask that guy.
No, it's an order.
Ok, got it.
Chef, sorry,
I can't talk anymore, good bye.
What did you say? Hiashi... what?
Mashi...no, I don't understand anything.
What is it?
Good morning.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I thought...
This is for you.
Wow, so unexpected. Thanks.
Listen, do you want to go out tonight?
You know, tonight I can not.
I have a business meeting.
- Excuse me
- Yes?
Where can I find Viktoria Goncharova,
art-manager?
- It's me.
- Then it's for you.
Sign, please.
So beautiful. Hold it.
- Here.
- Yes, here.
Please.
Thanks.
I urgently need to put it in water.
Max, just don't worry.
The most important is...
not the size of the boat,
but movements of the ocean.
Did you read someone's status in internet?
Nastya's.
Interesting,
what is she talking about?
Long story short, Louis,
I'm waiting for you
tomorrow morning at 10 am.
Oh mon Dieu! Thanks, Chef!
You are my favourite man.
I love you a lot.
Hello.
Hello, Fedya, hi.
How are you?
Viktor Petrovich, good day.
Everything is good,
I'm in Italy on vacation.
In Italy?
Went to relax.
Just a minute, Chef.
There was a very beautiful lady,
so I got distracted.
So you are in Italy!
And when you are back,
what will you do?
Maybe I won't be back.
I like it here.
I'll find a job,
be the way there plenty of offers already.
Fedya, drop the act.
Come back. I need you.
Chef, you know...
most probably no.
Just when we were getting fired,
- I...
- I know. My fault.
Sorry.
Senya and Lyova have already agreed
to come back.
Seriously, and Senya?
Senya? He has agreed first.
Then I have a condition.
- You'll make me a Sous-chef.
- No.
- You'll raise my salary.
- No.
All right.
- Then tomorrow at 10 am.
- 11 am?
No!
Senya, hi.
Come back, Senya and Lyova
have already agreed.
And Fedya? for sure?
Fedya has agreed first.
Yea?
Hey, Kostyan.
What is Vika and this guy talking about?
Max, I have no idea.
So come closer.
She says "Thanks fo flowers".
That's how it is.
And he?
And he's talking
about some business meeting,
that they have to go soon.
Aha, that is the business meeting she has.
She says, she's free already
and ready to go.
Aha! Right away!
What are you doing here?
Me? Nothing.
And what?
Are you following me?
I have nothing else to do.
Just breath some fresh air.
Go on, don't worry about me.
You have a business meeting.
Max, are you jealous?
Stop it.
It's just a business meeting with the buyer.
Regarding possible sale of the restaurant.
I'm not jealous.
Well, good.
By the way,
can you please get my car home?
I'll go by his car.
Well, bye. I need to go.
Yes, of course.
"IDIOT"
Why are you standing invalids?
You can't see, professionals are here.
What?
And what are you planning to do?
About what?
I'm about the restaurant.
I've heard Dima gave you 2 weeks
to improve the situation,
one week has passed already,
but we didn't get more clients.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
Let me guess, you'll get drunk?
Obviously.
Such an occasion.
Anniversary of the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
We are 3 years old,
we'll do a feast of all feasts.
And how the world will know about it?
I'll take care of it.
I see.
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
Here, together we cooked
"Parisienne Consomme with Egg",
and it's cooked same style
only in the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
This and much more
you can taste in the restaurant
"Claude Monet"
on the coming friday
when you attend grand birthday party
of the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
With you was Viktor Barinov,
Chef of the restaurant "Claude Monet".
Cut! Done!
No! It's not done!
Not done! Not done!
Viktor Petrovich,
you haven't mentioned
our sponsor even once!
But at least 15 times
you've mentioned your restaurant!
You're fired! Fired!
Get out!
Do you want to say something?
I'll say.
"Malve" is shit.
So, how is it going?
Viktor Petrovich,
it's something unreal.
Tomorrow will be a full house.
Even Bianka will come
(russian singer).
Who?!
Bianka...everyone knows her.
If you by some miracle
don't screw it tomorrow,
our birthday will pass
with flying colors.
You are exactly like your sister,
praised and slapped in the face
simultaneously.
I'm just worried about tomorrow.
She's worried...
I have one more trump card.
Book the table for Prohorov Mihail.
Oligarh Prohorov Mihail
will have a dinner here?!
He will, he will.
And everyone knows him for sure.
So, did you get everything?
No, there are 3 more boxes left.
Can you get it yourself please?
And where is wine?
Timur said, he wouldn't give us wine
until we paid.
Ok, I see. We'll sort it out now.
Look, he comes here as on duty.
He'll buy the restaurant for sure.
Let's bet, I can guess
who are these flowers for.
Shut up.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Viktoria Sergeevna is not here?
She left.
When did she leave?
Just now she left.
Yea, right. She left just now.
She'll be in the evening, stop by.
Unfortunately I can't make it
in the evening, I'm flying.
- Can you give it to her?
- Of course, I'll give it.
Thank you.
Listen, maybe I should talk to him,
man to man.
Tell him that Vika
is my girlfriend, so he'll get off.
Aha, are you crazy?
And what if he is a new owner,
he'll fire you.
I don't care.
Max! Max!!!
Please, wait.
I'd like to warn you.
The thing is that Viktoria Sergeevna
has a boyfriend
and he's very jealous.
Yes? And what?
Ah, so!
Do you know
that I'm her boyfriend?
What do you mean? You...
don't care
that she has someone?
Yes.
You know... the thing is...
Viktoria Sergeevna is dating...
Dmitriy Nagiev.
"Viktoria Sergeevna is dating Dmitriy Nagiev."
Seriously? Dima?
Strange, he hasn't told me
anything about it.
It's just... he's married.
You understand.
Why are you telling me this?
I just warn you.
Forewarned is forearmed.
If you buy the restaurant,
you'll most probably need an assistant.
Yes, most probably I'll need one.
Good bye.
Hello, Kris. Hi.
Listen, there is something...
Don't forget here...
Oh, Prohor Mihailov.
Hello.
Do you want to work in a tavern?
In an eatery?
You will.
Excuse me.
Probably you know,
that Prohor Mihailov
is sitting in our dining-hall.
Guess, who invited him?
And do you know
that your oligarch
has booked the whole restaurant.
and outside there's his security
that doesn't let anyone in.
No way!
And outside, by the way,
around fifty people
that booked tables.
Congratulations.
Birthday of the restaurant
has turned into the dinner
of Prohor Mihailov.
- Please, understand, we booked a table.
- I understand you very well.
Lady!
Get your hands off,
young man! (Bianka: russian singer).
The restaurant is closed
for a special event.
And what?
I have a table booked here.
- I'm telling you one more time..
- Excuse me
- The restaurant is temporarily closed.
- Get your hands off.
They say that Prohor Mihailov
is having dinner there.
Why would I care
who's having dinner here?
I'll write about your restaurant
on Twitter now,
and no one will come here,
including myself.
Good bye.
Hell knows,
what's happening here.
Kunstkamera!
All free to go.
Chicken-butt,
where are you going?
Home.
And arrangement for tomorrow
will get ready by itself?
Got it.
Vitya, what's happening?
Why guests are not allowed
in my restaurant?
They didn't let S-sobchak (politician, TV anchor, etc.)
and her mom in.
- Why would I care?
- I also don't give a toss, Vitya.
She'll just start to stink
in her social blog.
You don't understand
what is social blog, right?
I'll tell you like this...
I'll translate it to your language.
The price of the restaurant will drop twice.
So are you still selling it?
I was trying...
trying, Vitya...
But who needs a restaurant
where they don't let guests in?
Here you are, whore!
You!
I'll kill you now!
Baby, did you lose your mind?
Are you insane?
- I'll kill you now.
- She'll kill you now.
What are you doing here?
You should be in Monaco!
Monaco, baby?!
And I came back!
Did you send me there on purpose
so you can hook up with this chick ...
Idiot!
What are you...?
Why would...?
Who told you about this chick?
Sasha told me!
She sees everything,
she works here!
- Wait!
- What did Sasha say?
May I say?
May he say?
Yes, say it.
Viktoria Sergeevna is my girlfriend
and we have serious relationship.
You see, baby....
Sasha has told me!!!
Sasha told her!
Why are you listening to this Sasha?!
She is a number one gossiper!
She's always making up something!
Of course, of course...
L-lets go, my dear, home, ok?
We'll go to sleep
and then fly to Monaco. Let's go, baby.
Excuse me, I... excuse me...
I want ...
Your wife to apologize
to my girlfriend.
What did you say?
Me?!
Here! Have you seen it?
Bastard! Don't get offended, baby.
Let's go.
Dummy, lost her shoes.
Vika.
I don't want to have open relationship.
Do you mind to be my girlfriend?
Does it mean "yes"?
Lots of people are having doubts
how important to you
everything that you have
Don't worry, the most important
is that we are together.
For some it's easier to lose everything
in order to understand how important was it.
The most important is to appreciate
what we have here and now.
- Did I wake you up?
- Of course no.
I always get up at 3 am
and wait for drunk guys with balloons.
- May I come in?
- No.
And like this?
Please forgive me, I'm so tired.
Max...
Why you didn't pick up the phone
and where have you been?
What is this interrogation?
So you think,
you can hang out, who knows where,
get drunk and then peacefully come
to my place at 3 am.
It's 15 minutes to 3am.
What kind of relationship do we have?
We are in an open relationship.
Everything is good,
why are you so serious?
Since we have an open relationship...
you are free for today.
And kiss?
Senya, is sauce ready?
I'm not Senya, I'm Artem.
Senya got fired.
I don't care who are you.
Today you are Senya!
Why are you torturing this fish
half an hour already?
Fedya would do it in ten seconds.
By the way, I'm also Fedya, Chef.
No, you are not Fedya.
You have to deserve the name of Fedya.
Now you are...
Artem.
Yes, Chef.
What are you doing?!
Freak!
What are you doing here?
Why are you not at work?
You were planning to stay at Victoria Sergeevna's.
Again interrogation!
Did you conspire all together,?
I have a second shift today.
Great, I'll go with you.
Kostyan, maybe you forgot, but you got...
Yes, yes, I remember, I got fired.
I need to get something.
Why didn't you stay at Vika's?
She didn't let me.
How is so?
Who knows.
She started to complicate everything.
"You think you can hang out somewhere
and than come here at 3 am?"
Maybe she has ...
"these days"
I mean "those days", you understand me.
Yes, I understand.
Here, Igor.
It's an oasis of french cuisine.
Good afternoon.
Enclave of quality.
Great deal of strength was invested in here,
great deal of love, of energy
Every waiter for me is...
like my own child.
Hey, Julia.
I'm Nastya, actually.
Well...
She is a new one, probably.
Let's move on.
Hello, hello.
Make for us two coffees.
This is...
Viktoria Sergeevna, so to say...
Art-person, art-manager of our restaurant.
And now I start loving this restaurant.
- Good afternoon.
- Hello, I'm Igor, nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Igor is dreaming to buy "Claude Monet".
How?
Are you selling our restaurant?
Not ours, but mine.
I haven't decided still.
Actually I haven't decided still
whether to buy it or not.
Your coffee.
But longer I look at Viktoria Sergeevna,
less doubts I have.
I don't know how they cook in here
but coffee is great.
Of course!
Only professionals work here.
Here is one of the best
barmen in Moscow.
Actually you fired him yesterday.
Viktoria Sergeevna's sense of humor is
at the highest level.
How could I fire him?
What a joke?
Maksimka!
Go change and get back to work.
Actually I'm Kostya.
Kostik, go change and get back to work.
Well, ok.
Let's go to, so to say,
the holy of holies of our restaurant.
To the accounts department.
It's to early for you for accounting.
Let's go to the kitchen.
We'll go now to the kitchen.
One more time you cook shit like this,
you'll work in a student's canteen.
Did you get it?
Here...This is our...
Chef.
Such a shouty man.
Before you killed someone there,
come here please.
It's Igor.
My very good friend,
you can say, the best one.
- And this is our Chef...
- Viktor Barinov.
I recognised you,
you host a culinary show.
You see... glory, fame and you
didn't want to host it.
I still don't want to do it,
but for Dima I'm ready for everything.
Do you want tomorrow's morning release
I'll say that...
I love Dmitriy Nagiev.
It's too much.
"Hi, Dima" would be enough.
Moreover Igor is...
possibly a future owner
of this restaurant.
Are you selling the restaurant?
Well done, old guy, he can hardly walk,
but logic is ironclad.
May I have few words with you?
Igor, if there's something,
here is Viktoria Sergeevna will answer
all your questions.
Yes, you may.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
do all your cooks
look like maniacs?
Do you seriously want to sell
the restaurant?
Yes.
You know Vitya,
I try not to joke for free.
I seriously want to sell the restaurant.
- Why?
- Because your nose is wry.
It's not profitable anymore.
If that's the only reason,
give me 2 month I'll change it.
It's too late.
I took a decision.
Dima...
I give you 2 weeks.
All right,
but I'll get my old team back.
Do whatever you want.
How are you?
Lyova,
I told you that I'd get you
your job back.
Ok, then...Welcome back again.
- Thanks.
- Go on then I'll go with Vika.
She didn't let you in the apartment,
you think she'll let you in her car.
Buddy, no one toss around men like me.
It's alright,
she has already given me the keys.
- Ok, see you, bye.
- See you.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
it was a real pleasure to meet you.
Likewise. Good bye.
Have a nice evening.
Viktoria Sergeevna!
Wait.
I'll never forgive myself
if I don't ask you this question right now.
Do you have a husband or a boyfriend?
Or any other male bastard around,
that doesn't deserve you.
I don't have a husband or a boyfriend.
In that case I'll look forward to
our next meeting.
You are here...
Vika, I didn't understand
what was it?
Is he hitting on you?
Are you jealous?
No, but I didn't understand
why you didn't tell him about me.
Because he didn't ask about you.
If he asked me:
"Do you have a friend
with whom you are in open relationship?"
I'd say "Yes".
"Here let me introduce you, it's Maxim".
And I remind you
that the sponsor of our show
is mayonnaise "Malve".
Malve sounds like Mama,
just more tender.
And today we will cook "Julienne"'
For julienne we need mushrooms, onions,
cheese and sour-cream.
But something tells me,
why do we need cheese and sour-cream,
when we have mayonnaise "Malve" .
With taste of cheese and sour-cream.
Stop for commercial.
Break is 5 minutes, no one leaves.
Senya, hello, it's me.
Hello, Chef.
Senya, I want you to be at your workplace
at 10 am tomorrow morning in our restaurant.
Come back, Senya.
Chef, I won't come back.
I got a very good job.
Wait a second, Chef, sorry.
Yasho-vakami tori, Usena-sarada, Siaki-tuzuki.
What?
I don't understand.
Better go and ask that guy.
No, it's an order.
Ok, got it.
Chef, sorry,
I can't talk anymore, good bye.
What did you say? Hiashi... what?
Mashi...no, I don't understand anything.
What is it?
Good morning.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I thought...
This is for you.
Wow, so unexpected. Thanks.
Listen, do you want to go out tonight?
You know, tonight I can not.
I have a business meeting.
- Excuse me
- Yes?
Where can I find Viktoria Goncharova,
art-manager?
- It's me.
- Then it's for you.
Sign, please.
So beautiful. Hold it.
- Here.
- Yes, here.
Please.
Thanks.
I urgently need to put it in water.
Max, just don't worry.
The most important is...
not the size of the boat,
but movements of the ocean.
Did you read someone's status in internet?
Nastya's.
Interesting,
what is she talking about?
Long story short, Louis,
I'm waiting for you
tomorrow morning at 10 am.
Oh mon Dieu! Thanks, Chef!
You are my favourite man.
I love you a lot.
Hello.
Hello, Fedya, hi.
How are you?
Viktor Petrovich, good day.
Everything is good,
I'm in Italy on vacation.
In Italy?
Went to relax.
Just a minute, Chef.
There was a very beautiful lady,
so I got distracted.
So you are in Italy!
And when you are back,
what will you do?
Maybe I won't be back.
I like it here.
I'll find a job,
be the way there plenty of offers already.
Fedya, drop the act.
Come back. I need you.
Chef, you know...
most probably no.
Just when we were getting fired,
- I...
- I know. My fault.
Sorry.
Senya and Lyova have already agreed
to come back.
Seriously, and Senya?
Senya? He has agreed first.
Then I have a condition.
- You'll make me a Sous-chef.
- No.
- You'll raise my salary.
- No.
All right.
- Then tomorrow at 10 am.
- 11 am?
No!
Senya, hi.
Come back, Senya and Lyova
have already agreed.
And Fedya? for sure?
Fedya has agreed first.
Yea?
Hey, Kostyan.
What is Vika and this guy talking about?
Max, I have no idea.
So come closer.
She says "Thanks fo flowers".
That's how it is.
And he?
And he's talking
about some business meeting,
that they have to go soon.
Aha, that is the business meeting she has.
She says, she's free already
and ready to go.
Aha! Right away!
What are you doing here?
Me? Nothing.
And what?
Are you following me?
I have nothing else to do.
Just breath some fresh air.
Go on, don't worry about me.
You have a business meeting.
Max, are you jealous?
Stop it.
It's just a business meeting with the buyer.
Regarding possible sale of the restaurant.
I'm not jealous.
Well, good.
By the way,
can you please get my car home?
I'll go by his car.
Well, bye. I need to go.
Yes, of course.
"IDIOT"
Why are you standing invalids?
You can't see, professionals are here.
What?
And what are you planning to do?
About what?
I'm about the restaurant.
I've heard Dima gave you 2 weeks
to improve the situation,
one week has passed already,
but we didn't get more clients.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
Let me guess, you'll get drunk?
Obviously.
Such an occasion.
Anniversary of the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
We are 3 years old,
we'll do a feast of all feasts.
And how the world will know about it?
I'll take care of it.
I see.
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
Here, together we cooked
"Parisienne Consomme with Egg",
and it's cooked same style
only in the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
This and much more
you can taste in the restaurant
"Claude Monet"
on the coming friday
when you attend grand birthday party
of the restaurant
"Claude Monet".
With you was Viktor Barinov,
Chef of the restaurant "Claude Monet".
Cut! Done!
No! It's not done!
Not done! Not done!
Viktor Petrovich,
you haven't mentioned
our sponsor even once!
But at least 15 times
you've mentioned your restaurant!
You're fired! Fired!
Get out!
Do you want to say something?
I'll say.
"Malve" is shit.
So, how is it going?
Viktor Petrovich,
it's something unreal.
Tomorrow will be a full house.
Even Bianka will come
(russian singer).
Who?!
Bianka...everyone knows her.
If you by some miracle
don't screw it tomorrow,
our birthday will pass
with flying colors.
You are exactly like your sister,
praised and slapped in the face
simultaneously.
I'm just worried about tomorrow.
She's worried...
I have one more trump card.
Book the table for Prohorov Mihail.
Oligarh Prohorov Mihail
will have a dinner here?!
He will, he will.
And everyone knows him for sure.
So, did you get everything?
No, there are 3 more boxes left.
Can you get it yourself please?
And where is wine?
Timur said, he wouldn't give us wine
until we paid.
Ok, I see. We'll sort it out now.
Look, he comes here as on duty.
He'll buy the restaurant for sure.
Let's bet, I can guess
who are these flowers for.
Shut up.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Viktoria Sergeevna is not here?
She left.
When did she leave?
Just now she left.
Yea, right. She left just now.
She'll be in the evening, stop by.
Unfortunately I can't make it
in the evening, I'm flying.
- Can you give it to her?
- Of course, I'll give it.
Thank you.
Listen, maybe I should talk to him,
man to man.
Tell him that Vika
is my girlfriend, so he'll get off.
Aha, are you crazy?
And what if he is a new owner,
he'll fire you.
I don't care.
Max! Max!!!
Please, wait.
I'd like to warn you.
The thing is that Viktoria Sergeevna
has a boyfriend
and he's very jealous.
Yes? And what?
Ah, so!
Do you know
that I'm her boyfriend?
What do you mean? You...
don't care
that she has someone?
Yes.
You know... the thing is...
Viktoria Sergeevna is dating...
Dmitriy Nagiev.
"Viktoria Sergeevna is dating Dmitriy Nagiev."
Seriously? Dima?
Strange, he hasn't told me
anything about it.
It's just... he's married.
You understand.
Why are you telling me this?
I just warn you.
Forewarned is forearmed.
If you buy the restaurant,
you'll most probably need an assistant.
Yes, most probably I'll need one.
Good bye.
Hello, Kris. Hi.
Listen, there is something...
Don't forget here...
Oh, Prohor Mihailov.
Hello.
Do you want to work in a tavern?
In an eatery?
You will.
Excuse me.
Probably you know,
that Prohor Mihailov
is sitting in our dining-hall.
Guess, who invited him?
And do you know
that your oligarch
has booked the whole restaurant.
and outside there's his security
that doesn't let anyone in.
No way!
And outside, by the way,
around fifty people
that booked tables.
Congratulations.
Birthday of the restaurant
has turned into the dinner
of Prohor Mihailov.
- Please, understand, we booked a table.
- I understand you very well.
Lady!
Get your hands off,
young man! (Bianka: russian singer).
The restaurant is closed
for a special event.
And what?
I have a table booked here.
- I'm telling you one more time..
- Excuse me
- The restaurant is temporarily closed.
- Get your hands off.
They say that Prohor Mihailov
is having dinner there.
Why would I care
who's having dinner here?
I'll write about your restaurant
on Twitter now,
and no one will come here,
including myself.
Good bye.
Hell knows,
what's happening here.
Kunstkamera!
All free to go.
Chicken-butt,
where are you going?
Home.
And arrangement for tomorrow
will get ready by itself?
Got it.
Vitya, what's happening?
Why guests are not allowed
in my restaurant?
They didn't let S-sobchak (politician, TV anchor, etc.)
and her mom in.
- Why would I care?
- I also don't give a toss, Vitya.
She'll just start to stink
in her social blog.
You don't understand
what is social blog, right?
I'll tell you like this...
I'll translate it to your language.
The price of the restaurant will drop twice.
So are you still selling it?
I was trying...
trying, Vitya...
But who needs a restaurant
where they don't let guests in?
Here you are, whore!
You!
I'll kill you now!
Baby, did you lose your mind?
Are you insane?
- I'll kill you now.
- She'll kill you now.
What are you doing here?
You should be in Monaco!
Monaco, baby?!
And I came back!
Did you send me there on purpose
so you can hook up with this chick ...
Idiot!
What are you...?
Why would...?
Who told you about this chick?
Sasha told me!
She sees everything,
she works here!
- Wait!
- What did Sasha say?
May I say?
May he say?
Yes, say it.
Viktoria Sergeevna is my girlfriend
and we have serious relationship.
You see, baby....
Sasha has told me!!!
Sasha told her!
Why are you listening to this Sasha?!
She is a number one gossiper!
She's always making up something!
Of course, of course...
L-lets go, my dear, home, ok?
We'll go to sleep
and then fly to Monaco. Let's go, baby.
Excuse me, I... excuse me...
I want ...
Your wife to apologize
to my girlfriend.
What did you say?
Me?!
Here! Have you seen it?
Bastard! Don't get offended, baby.
Let's go.
Dummy, lost her shoes.
Vika.
I don't want to have open relationship.
Do you mind to be my girlfriend?
Does it mean "yes"?
Lots of people are having doubts
how important to you
everything that you have
Don't worry, the most important
is that we are together.
For some it's easier to lose everything
in order to understand how important was it.
The most important is to appreciate
what we have here and now.