Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 20 - Ron the Man - full transcript
Ron starts questioning all aspects of his manhood when he learns that his rabbi never signed his bar mitzvah certificate.
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DRAKKEN:
Shego, wait up.
(gasping )
(rumbling )
Huh?
(evil laughter )
Victory is mine.
Professor Dementor?
Dr. Drakken.
Hello. What brings
you here?
I plan to steal the
pan-dimensional vortex inducer
with which I will wreck
much havoc.
This pan-dimensional vortex
inducer?
You can't steal it.
I want to steal it.
Too bad.
Come my loyal henchmen.
To the skies!
I really wanted that
pan-dimensional vortex inducer.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
(bell ringing )
All right, listen up.
I regret to inform you
that Ms. Jenkins made a mistake
many first-year teachers make.
She ate the cafeteria meat loaf.
(all gasping )
Now, until she's out
of intensive care,
I'll be covering her class.
So let's begin with a pop quiz.
Uh, Mr. Barkin, we were supposed
to present
our personal history projects
today.
Personal history project?
It's great.
We each did a project
that explores who we are.
There was only one rule...
Have fun.
Have fun?
No wonder the meat loaf got her,
she's weak.
All right,
bring on the projects.
We all know Ron Stoppable
is "the man"
but can we prove it?
I believe
we can with this collage.
Collage? That's a French word,
isn't it?
Points off for that.
It's all here,
Mr. B...
From birth to bar mitzvah
and beyond.
I'm not so sure about this.
Don't feel bad.
Many people are unfamiliar
with the Jewish traditions.
The Bar Mitzvah occurs
when a boy is 13 years old.
It's ferociously cool.
You go to temple,
you read from the Torah
and, boom, you're a man.
My rabbi even printed out
a souvenir certificate
which he signed.
Correction...
Which he did not sign.
No way.
Rabbi Katz definitely...
...did not sign it.
Some would say
that you're reading
from the Torah
before the assembled.
That's what's important.
Yeah?
You think so?
I said some, not me.
I'm a stickler for detail.
You got a certificate here.
You're parading around,
and it's not signed!
Oh, no.
RON:
I can't believe it.
I've been living a lie
all these years.
RON'S MOM:
Oh, Ronnie
you have not been living a lie.
Have so.
Oh-ho. Aw.
(laughs )
RON'S DAD:
If it makes you feel better
drop by temple tomorrow
and get Rabbi Katz to sign it.
Well, no, honey.
It'll have to wait
till next week.
Rabbi Katz is at that Rabbinical
conference in Vegas, remember?
Oh, right.
Oh. So, I've got to wait
a whole other week to be a man?
That stuff isnot
what makes you a man.
It's the only proof I've got.
What's important now is
what kind of man are you?
I don't know.
Rufus, what do you think?
(burps )
(squeaks )
(contented sigh )
DRAKKEN:
Inadequate.
It's the only word for it.
Let's review
shall we?
(grunting )
(grunting )
(munching )
(wood creaking )
(can rattling )
I stand corrected.
It's not only inadequate.
It is embarrassing.
So, do
what Professor Dementor does.
And what is that?
Visit Jack Hench.
Aah.
Oh, please.
Every villain
on the planet uses Hench.
Not me.
I paddle my own canoe,
thank you very much.
(scoffs )
You're just too cheap.
(thudding )
The man's prices are outrageous.
All right, I'll infiltrate
his research facility
and, you know, maybe I can
find some free samples.
Please. Hench never
gives free anything.
He...
Oh. You mean stealing,
don't you?
Doy.
Very good, then.
Steal something wonderful.
Oh, hey.
Sorry, Mr. B.
I can't help but feel
somewhat responsible
for your current funk.
Actually, I'm on to a new funk.
My dad said the question isn't,
"Am I a man?"
It's, "What kind of man?"
And I got to tell you,
I'm just not sure.
Well, that's easy.
You're small and weak.
Excuse me?!
Stoppable, the ideal
man is big and/or strong.
You are neither.
I get by.
You get rescued by a girl.
Sometimes.
Frequently.
Been looking
everywhere
for you, Ron.
Hey, Mr. Barkin.
Possible.
Kim, how often would you say
that you rescue me?
Uh, I don't know.
Sometimes.
Frequently.
Hmm, frequently?
Okay, Wade, we're here.
What's the sitch?
We got a hit on the site
from a Jack Hench.
Who?
This guy is a total mystery.
Nobody knows what he does.
Whatever it is,
he makes some serious cash.
Wait till you see his private
jet.
MAN:
Oh!
Why you must be
Kim Possible and
Ron Stoppable!
I'll let Mr. Hench know
you're here.
Please, please, take a seat.
Thanks.
(phone ringing )
Henchco. Hold, please.
I don't like this.
Me, either.
These questions they're asking.
"Manliness Quiz?" Aah.
I meant the whole Henchco vibe.
I'm sorry, sir.
My Hench is booked solid
all morning.
Can he ring you back?
Super.
Excuse me, could you please
get me a bottled water?
You bet.
Señor Senior, Sr.?
Professor Dementor?
This guy Hench deals
with every villain bent
on global conquest.
Okay. My manly score could not
be that low.
Kim, check my math?
Aah!
Come on.
(whirring )
(metal thudding )
(gasps )
(metal creaking )
(growling )
(evil laughter )
Whoa!
Oh!
(groaning and grunting )
Whoa!
(screams )
Aah!
(grunting ):
How are we doing?
Been better.
MAN:
People, people.
Miss Possible is my guest.
(metal thudding )
That's a good call, fellows
'cause, you know,
I was primed to make my move.
The hero and the sidekick.
Classic.
So, this was a trap?
Not at all.
According to your Web site,
you help people
and, Miss Possible, I need help.
You're showing us a ring.
It's no ordinary ring, Ron.
It operates
on a molecular level, right?
Youare a smart one.
That's exactly right.
This is my molecular
muscle enhancer.
(beeping )
(whirring )
(orchestra plays whimsical,
playful music )
Hey!
(music continues )
That rocks.
That's what I said
when those crazy kids
down in Research
and Development came up with it.
Instant muscles.
Exactly.
Does it get any better?
I don't think so.
Then that jerk Drakken had
to send in Shego.
Drakken?
Shego?
She stole the whole batch.
Except for this one.
And we should care
about this why?
Miss Possible, Kim...
Miss Possible.
Okay, fine.
Anyway
you fight a lot of
villains, right?
Yeah.
And they usually have
henchman, right?
Uh, yeah.
Where do you think
the name came from?
Here at Henchco
we're building a better
henchman.
I'd like to think
that we're performing a service
for the community.
Theevil community.
But sure, this guy
runs a shady business
but, I mean, come on.
That technology
in Drakken's hands?
Good point.
Okay, we're on it.
Great!
And this will be crucial
to our investigation.
RON'S DAD:
Oh, great, you're home.
I've been wanting to talk to you
about your crisis.
The crisis?
Oh, oh, no, that's over.
Really? That fast?
Let's just say
I found an instant solution.
Oh, really?
But I worked up some real
good advice about manhood.
Really?
That's cool.
Um... hey,
you give Rufus
the download.
He'll brief me later.
Uh... okay.
Huh? Ready?
Well, that's easy.
You're small and weak.
Not for long.
(whirring )
DRAKKEN:
Molecular muscle enhancement.
I love it!
(evil laugh )
Now that you are manly men,
we will steal
the pan-dimensional vortex
and do so, which was ours
to steal in the first place.
Shego, have you located
Professor Dementor's
latest lair?
Yeah, but it looks
like nobody's home.
Oh, revenge was to be mine
but now Professor Dementor has
vanished without a trace.
Oh, cruel fate.
Maybe I should call him.
I've got him on speed dial.
Hello?
Where are you hiding,
you cursed...?
I can't take your call
right now.
The machine.
I've taken my entire staff
(shouting ):
and newly acquired
pan-dimensional vortex inducer!
(perky ):
And we're off to Las Vegas.
Leave a message at the tone!
(beep )
(grunts )
He's so brazen.
BOY:
Awesome.
GIRL:
He's awesome.
(all gasp ):
Huh?
Oh.
Man, can't see past my pecs.
Ah, well.
Ron, what happened?
Molecular muscle enhancer.
See, I never would have
guessed that.
(chuckles )
Take it off, Ron.
No way!
I finally feel like a man.
Muscles do not make a man.
Uh-uh.
You got to dig deeper than that.
Way deeper.
Stoppable?
Yo, Brick.
You seem... different.
It's just me.
You know, hanging.
Being manly.
ALL:
Cool.
Yeah. It is.
Who's the man?
Okay, since when doyou care
what Brick
and those other guys think?
Since just now
when they accepted me.
Ron, look.
(pager ringing )
Hey, Wade.
Guess who decided to
try out the molecular
muscle enhancer?
Ron.
How did you know?
The enhancer gives off
a weird energy signature.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Kim, what's
an energy signature?
Ron, you are here.
(beeping )
Hey, you're the dot.
Themanly dot.
So, Wade, if you scan
for a bunch of green dots...
We'll find out where Drakken is.
Already did it.
He's in Vegas.
He'swhere?
At Las Vegas Las Vegas Resort.
Themanly resort.
Ugh.
Las Vegas, the place
where vengeance will be mine.
I spotted Professor Dementor
and his boys.
Poised to threaten
the free world
with that pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
Uh... no, actually,
they're chilling by the pool.
How does he find time to relax?
Why does he get to have it all?
(grunting )
Stupid gate.
Uh, sir, the pool area
is for hotel guests only.
You need a room key.
(growls ):
Fine!
We'll check in to the hotel,
then we will steal
the stolen pan-dimensional
vortex inducer
andthen vengeance
will finally be mine!
Welcome to Las Vegas,
Las Vegas, pally.
What can I do you for?
Yes...
Jilly from Jersey. Hmm.
I need a room.
Sorry, baby.
But we are booked
with the cuckoo conventions.
Fine. Whatever.
Just hand over a key
so I can get into the pool.
Easy, Clyde.
The swim is for
registered cats
only, you dig?
That's what I'm trying to do
you annoying little poser!
Uh, get the hands
off the suit... quick.
You... get... I...
Shego!
Welcome to Las Vegas,
Las Vegas, chickie baby.
Yeah, hi.
Have you seen this guy?
A ring-a-ding-ding.
(Kim grunting )
Okay, Rufus
you slip through and unlock
the gate from the inside.
Uh, check.
Kim, I could just bend the bars.
Save it for the circus, Ron.
(grunts ):
Ta-da!
KIM:
Drakken.
And look,
more instant muscle men.
(all gasping )
(screaming )
(slurping ):
Mmm.
Looking for... this? Hmm?
The pan-dimensional
vortex inducer!
The pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
What do the rings have to do
with the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
Eh, oh.
Oh!
Use the power of the rings!
Get that pan-dimensional
vortex inducer!
Oh...
Oh...
Comb this place
from penthouse to pavement.
Sure.
I'll take the buffet.
Nice try.
I'll take the buffet.
Wade, what have you got
on Professor Dementor?
Okay. Several days ago
he stole a pan-dimensional
vortex inducer
from a research facility
in the Rocky Mountains.
Why am I just finding out
about this now?
Um... local, federal and
international law enforcement
are on the case.
They... thought they didn't
need you.
Well, I guess
they thought wrong.
Come on, Ron. Let's move.
Way ahead of you, K.P.
I'll check in here.
My bad.
(chuckles nervously )
Excuse us.
RON:
Guess I don't know
my own strength.
Ron, look.
Professor Dementor.
Drakken!
It's Kim Possible! Get her!
(yelling )
(chuckles deviously )
(growling )
Hey, ho!
(yelling, grunting )
Rabbi Katz?
Ronald?
Ronald Stoppable?
Yeah. What are you
doing here?
It's a rabbinical conference.
Ronald, have you been
working out or something?
Nice, huh?
By the way, did you know
you forgot to sign
my bar mitzvah certificate?
Really? Certainly I'll sign it
as soon as I get back
to Middleton.
No, no, it's not necessary.
I would have to agree.
The bar mitzvah ceremony itself
is what counts, Ronald.
What counts is this.
What, your muscles?
Let's face it.
If I got any more manly
the world couldn't handle me.
Ronald, I think you're confused.
(men growling )
You better lay low, Rabbi K.
I got to take care of
business... Ron style.
Hey, oh! Hmm.
What's next, boys?
Should we hit the buffet
or take in a show?
(elevator bell dings )
Hand over the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer.
Never!
Have it your way.
My henchmen aren't
afraid to play rough.
(Demento chuckling )
Drakken, you are always
entertaining.
Get him!
It's six against two.
How many can you take?
Put me down for...
none.
Oh, good.
Ron, are you in there?
Yo.
(shrieking )
Ron, I got to go.
Can you and your muscles
handle things down here?
Yo.
(yelling, grunting )
(elevator bell dings )
(laughing )
DRAKKEN:
Give it to me!
No! It's mine!
BOTH:
No...!
I'd say finders keepers
applies here.
(gasps )
Sounds fair to me.
Huh?
(chuckling )
Yah!
Aah!
(Kim grunts )
(machine charging )
Thank you, Kimberly.
(beeping )
What's that beeping?
It's been activated.
Is that a bad things?
(both groaning )
Don't you have any idea
what the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer does?
Something very dangerous,
I'm sure
or else it wouldn't be
top secret.
How dangerous?
The vortex it creates
will be a contained disruption
in the very fabric of reality!
States... time... energy?
All will be twisted
in a vortex of pure chaos!
(Drakken grunting )
Let's get out of here!
Did I mention that vortex
will be the size of the state
ofNevada?!
Oh, ho, ho.
We're in Nevada.
How ironic.
(grunting )
Move and I can get it.
I'll get it.
It's going to fall
any second.
No duh.
(grunting )
Easy does it, ladies.
Ron, we can't mess around here.
That thing is going to wipe out
the entire state of Nevada.
Sounds like this is man's work.
(grunts ):
Huh?
Uh-oh.
So he is as dumb as he looks.
(grunting )
BARKIN:
Stoppable, the ideal man
is big and-or strong.
Yeah. Big and strong.
This is not a problem
for the new me.
(grunting )
RABBI:
But Ronald, there was nothing
wrong with the old you.
Okay, Rabbi, get out of my head.
KIM:
Ron, he's right.
These instant muscles
have got to go.
It's not the real you.
So many voices in my head!
Ron, we're talking to you
through a ventilation shaft.
Ronald, the measure of a man
is not about biceps or pecs.
How about rock-hard abs?
What he's saying is
take off the ring!
Not till I save the day.
(grunting )
It's going to fall!
You've got to take off the ring.
(grunts ):
I can't do it!
Yes, you can.
No, I really can't!
(grunting )
(grunting )
Thanks, buddy.
Ooh. Ooh...
Hmm.
(gasps )
This beeping is so irritating.
(machine winding down )
I shut it off.
Is that okay?
(laughing ):
Peachy.
(growling )
(moans nervously )
There you go, Ronald.
Now it's official.
(kisses )
My little boy
is a man. Again.
Congratulations.
Ooh-yah!
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DRAKKEN:
Shego, wait up.
(gasping )
(rumbling )
Huh?
(evil laughter )
Victory is mine.
Professor Dementor?
Dr. Drakken.
Hello. What brings
you here?
I plan to steal the
pan-dimensional vortex inducer
with which I will wreck
much havoc.
This pan-dimensional vortex
inducer?
You can't steal it.
I want to steal it.
Too bad.
Come my loyal henchmen.
To the skies!
I really wanted that
pan-dimensional vortex inducer.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
(bell ringing )
All right, listen up.
I regret to inform you
that Ms. Jenkins made a mistake
many first-year teachers make.
She ate the cafeteria meat loaf.
(all gasping )
Now, until she's out
of intensive care,
I'll be covering her class.
So let's begin with a pop quiz.
Uh, Mr. Barkin, we were supposed
to present
our personal history projects
today.
Personal history project?
It's great.
We each did a project
that explores who we are.
There was only one rule...
Have fun.
Have fun?
No wonder the meat loaf got her,
she's weak.
All right,
bring on the projects.
We all know Ron Stoppable
is "the man"
but can we prove it?
I believe
we can with this collage.
Collage? That's a French word,
isn't it?
Points off for that.
It's all here,
Mr. B...
From birth to bar mitzvah
and beyond.
I'm not so sure about this.
Don't feel bad.
Many people are unfamiliar
with the Jewish traditions.
The Bar Mitzvah occurs
when a boy is 13 years old.
It's ferociously cool.
You go to temple,
you read from the Torah
and, boom, you're a man.
My rabbi even printed out
a souvenir certificate
which he signed.
Correction...
Which he did not sign.
No way.
Rabbi Katz definitely...
...did not sign it.
Some would say
that you're reading
from the Torah
before the assembled.
That's what's important.
Yeah?
You think so?
I said some, not me.
I'm a stickler for detail.
You got a certificate here.
You're parading around,
and it's not signed!
Oh, no.
RON:
I can't believe it.
I've been living a lie
all these years.
RON'S MOM:
Oh, Ronnie
you have not been living a lie.
Have so.
Oh-ho. Aw.
(laughs )
RON'S DAD:
If it makes you feel better
drop by temple tomorrow
and get Rabbi Katz to sign it.
Well, no, honey.
It'll have to wait
till next week.
Rabbi Katz is at that Rabbinical
conference in Vegas, remember?
Oh, right.
Oh. So, I've got to wait
a whole other week to be a man?
That stuff isnot
what makes you a man.
It's the only proof I've got.
What's important now is
what kind of man are you?
I don't know.
Rufus, what do you think?
(burps )
(squeaks )
(contented sigh )
DRAKKEN:
Inadequate.
It's the only word for it.
Let's review
shall we?
(grunting )
(grunting )
(munching )
(wood creaking )
(can rattling )
I stand corrected.
It's not only inadequate.
It is embarrassing.
So, do
what Professor Dementor does.
And what is that?
Visit Jack Hench.
Aah.
Oh, please.
Every villain
on the planet uses Hench.
Not me.
I paddle my own canoe,
thank you very much.
(scoffs )
You're just too cheap.
(thudding )
The man's prices are outrageous.
All right, I'll infiltrate
his research facility
and, you know, maybe I can
find some free samples.
Please. Hench never
gives free anything.
He...
Oh. You mean stealing,
don't you?
Doy.
Very good, then.
Steal something wonderful.
Oh, hey.
Sorry, Mr. B.
I can't help but feel
somewhat responsible
for your current funk.
Actually, I'm on to a new funk.
My dad said the question isn't,
"Am I a man?"
It's, "What kind of man?"
And I got to tell you,
I'm just not sure.
Well, that's easy.
You're small and weak.
Excuse me?!
Stoppable, the ideal
man is big and/or strong.
You are neither.
I get by.
You get rescued by a girl.
Sometimes.
Frequently.
Been looking
everywhere
for you, Ron.
Hey, Mr. Barkin.
Possible.
Kim, how often would you say
that you rescue me?
Uh, I don't know.
Sometimes.
Frequently.
Hmm, frequently?
Okay, Wade, we're here.
What's the sitch?
We got a hit on the site
from a Jack Hench.
Who?
This guy is a total mystery.
Nobody knows what he does.
Whatever it is,
he makes some serious cash.
Wait till you see his private
jet.
MAN:
Oh!
Why you must be
Kim Possible and
Ron Stoppable!
I'll let Mr. Hench know
you're here.
Please, please, take a seat.
Thanks.
(phone ringing )
Henchco. Hold, please.
I don't like this.
Me, either.
These questions they're asking.
"Manliness Quiz?" Aah.
I meant the whole Henchco vibe.
I'm sorry, sir.
My Hench is booked solid
all morning.
Can he ring you back?
Super.
Excuse me, could you please
get me a bottled water?
You bet.
Señor Senior, Sr.?
Professor Dementor?
This guy Hench deals
with every villain bent
on global conquest.
Okay. My manly score could not
be that low.
Kim, check my math?
Aah!
Come on.
(whirring )
(metal thudding )
(gasps )
(metal creaking )
(growling )
(evil laughter )
Whoa!
Oh!
(groaning and grunting )
Whoa!
(screams )
Aah!
(grunting ):
How are we doing?
Been better.
MAN:
People, people.
Miss Possible is my guest.
(metal thudding )
That's a good call, fellows
'cause, you know,
I was primed to make my move.
The hero and the sidekick.
Classic.
So, this was a trap?
Not at all.
According to your Web site,
you help people
and, Miss Possible, I need help.
You're showing us a ring.
It's no ordinary ring, Ron.
It operates
on a molecular level, right?
Youare a smart one.
That's exactly right.
This is my molecular
muscle enhancer.
(beeping )
(whirring )
(orchestra plays whimsical,
playful music )
Hey!
(music continues )
That rocks.
That's what I said
when those crazy kids
down in Research
and Development came up with it.
Instant muscles.
Exactly.
Does it get any better?
I don't think so.
Then that jerk Drakken had
to send in Shego.
Drakken?
Shego?
She stole the whole batch.
Except for this one.
And we should care
about this why?
Miss Possible, Kim...
Miss Possible.
Okay, fine.
Anyway
you fight a lot of
villains, right?
Yeah.
And they usually have
henchman, right?
Uh, yeah.
Where do you think
the name came from?
Here at Henchco
we're building a better
henchman.
I'd like to think
that we're performing a service
for the community.
Theevil community.
But sure, this guy
runs a shady business
but, I mean, come on.
That technology
in Drakken's hands?
Good point.
Okay, we're on it.
Great!
And this will be crucial
to our investigation.
RON'S DAD:
Oh, great, you're home.
I've been wanting to talk to you
about your crisis.
The crisis?
Oh, oh, no, that's over.
Really? That fast?
Let's just say
I found an instant solution.
Oh, really?
But I worked up some real
good advice about manhood.
Really?
That's cool.
Um... hey,
you give Rufus
the download.
He'll brief me later.
Uh... okay.
Huh? Ready?
Well, that's easy.
You're small and weak.
Not for long.
(whirring )
DRAKKEN:
Molecular muscle enhancement.
I love it!
(evil laugh )
Now that you are manly men,
we will steal
the pan-dimensional vortex
and do so, which was ours
to steal in the first place.
Shego, have you located
Professor Dementor's
latest lair?
Yeah, but it looks
like nobody's home.
Oh, revenge was to be mine
but now Professor Dementor has
vanished without a trace.
Oh, cruel fate.
Maybe I should call him.
I've got him on speed dial.
Hello?
Where are you hiding,
you cursed...?
I can't take your call
right now.
The machine.
I've taken my entire staff
(shouting ):
and newly acquired
pan-dimensional vortex inducer!
(perky ):
And we're off to Las Vegas.
Leave a message at the tone!
(beep )
(grunts )
He's so brazen.
BOY:
Awesome.
GIRL:
He's awesome.
(all gasp ):
Huh?
Oh.
Man, can't see past my pecs.
Ah, well.
Ron, what happened?
Molecular muscle enhancer.
See, I never would have
guessed that.
(chuckles )
Take it off, Ron.
No way!
I finally feel like a man.
Muscles do not make a man.
Uh-uh.
You got to dig deeper than that.
Way deeper.
Stoppable?
Yo, Brick.
You seem... different.
It's just me.
You know, hanging.
Being manly.
ALL:
Cool.
Yeah. It is.
Who's the man?
Okay, since when doyou care
what Brick
and those other guys think?
Since just now
when they accepted me.
Ron, look.
(pager ringing )
Hey, Wade.
Guess who decided to
try out the molecular
muscle enhancer?
Ron.
How did you know?
The enhancer gives off
a weird energy signature.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Kim, what's
an energy signature?
Ron, you are here.
(beeping )
Hey, you're the dot.
Themanly dot.
So, Wade, if you scan
for a bunch of green dots...
We'll find out where Drakken is.
Already did it.
He's in Vegas.
He'swhere?
At Las Vegas Las Vegas Resort.
Themanly resort.
Ugh.
Las Vegas, the place
where vengeance will be mine.
I spotted Professor Dementor
and his boys.
Poised to threaten
the free world
with that pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
Uh... no, actually,
they're chilling by the pool.
How does he find time to relax?
Why does he get to have it all?
(grunting )
Stupid gate.
Uh, sir, the pool area
is for hotel guests only.
You need a room key.
(growls ):
Fine!
We'll check in to the hotel,
then we will steal
the stolen pan-dimensional
vortex inducer
andthen vengeance
will finally be mine!
Welcome to Las Vegas,
Las Vegas, pally.
What can I do you for?
Yes...
Jilly from Jersey. Hmm.
I need a room.
Sorry, baby.
But we are booked
with the cuckoo conventions.
Fine. Whatever.
Just hand over a key
so I can get into the pool.
Easy, Clyde.
The swim is for
registered cats
only, you dig?
That's what I'm trying to do
you annoying little poser!
Uh, get the hands
off the suit... quick.
You... get... I...
Shego!
Welcome to Las Vegas,
Las Vegas, chickie baby.
Yeah, hi.
Have you seen this guy?
A ring-a-ding-ding.
(Kim grunting )
Okay, Rufus
you slip through and unlock
the gate from the inside.
Uh, check.
Kim, I could just bend the bars.
Save it for the circus, Ron.
(grunts ):
Ta-da!
KIM:
Drakken.
And look,
more instant muscle men.
(all gasping )
(screaming )
(slurping ):
Mmm.
Looking for... this? Hmm?
The pan-dimensional
vortex inducer!
The pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
What do the rings have to do
with the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer?
Eh, oh.
Oh!
Use the power of the rings!
Get that pan-dimensional
vortex inducer!
Oh...
Oh...
Comb this place
from penthouse to pavement.
Sure.
I'll take the buffet.
Nice try.
I'll take the buffet.
Wade, what have you got
on Professor Dementor?
Okay. Several days ago
he stole a pan-dimensional
vortex inducer
from a research facility
in the Rocky Mountains.
Why am I just finding out
about this now?
Um... local, federal and
international law enforcement
are on the case.
They... thought they didn't
need you.
Well, I guess
they thought wrong.
Come on, Ron. Let's move.
Way ahead of you, K.P.
I'll check in here.
My bad.
(chuckles nervously )
Excuse us.
RON:
Guess I don't know
my own strength.
Ron, look.
Professor Dementor.
Drakken!
It's Kim Possible! Get her!
(yelling )
(chuckles deviously )
(growling )
Hey, ho!
(yelling, grunting )
Rabbi Katz?
Ronald?
Ronald Stoppable?
Yeah. What are you
doing here?
It's a rabbinical conference.
Ronald, have you been
working out or something?
Nice, huh?
By the way, did you know
you forgot to sign
my bar mitzvah certificate?
Really? Certainly I'll sign it
as soon as I get back
to Middleton.
No, no, it's not necessary.
I would have to agree.
The bar mitzvah ceremony itself
is what counts, Ronald.
What counts is this.
What, your muscles?
Let's face it.
If I got any more manly
the world couldn't handle me.
Ronald, I think you're confused.
(men growling )
You better lay low, Rabbi K.
I got to take care of
business... Ron style.
Hey, oh! Hmm.
What's next, boys?
Should we hit the buffet
or take in a show?
(elevator bell dings )
Hand over the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer.
Never!
Have it your way.
My henchmen aren't
afraid to play rough.
(Demento chuckling )
Drakken, you are always
entertaining.
Get him!
It's six against two.
How many can you take?
Put me down for...
none.
Oh, good.
Ron, are you in there?
Yo.
(shrieking )
Ron, I got to go.
Can you and your muscles
handle things down here?
Yo.
(yelling, grunting )
(elevator bell dings )
(laughing )
DRAKKEN:
Give it to me!
No! It's mine!
BOTH:
No...!
I'd say finders keepers
applies here.
(gasps )
Sounds fair to me.
Huh?
(chuckling )
Yah!
Aah!
(Kim grunts )
(machine charging )
Thank you, Kimberly.
(beeping )
What's that beeping?
It's been activated.
Is that a bad things?
(both groaning )
Don't you have any idea
what the pan-dimensional
vortex inducer does?
Something very dangerous,
I'm sure
or else it wouldn't be
top secret.
How dangerous?
The vortex it creates
will be a contained disruption
in the very fabric of reality!
States... time... energy?
All will be twisted
in a vortex of pure chaos!
(Drakken grunting )
Let's get out of here!
Did I mention that vortex
will be the size of the state
ofNevada?!
Oh, ho, ho.
We're in Nevada.
How ironic.
(grunting )
Move and I can get it.
I'll get it.
It's going to fall
any second.
No duh.
(grunting )
Easy does it, ladies.
Ron, we can't mess around here.
That thing is going to wipe out
the entire state of Nevada.
Sounds like this is man's work.
(grunts ):
Huh?
Uh-oh.
So he is as dumb as he looks.
(grunting )
BARKIN:
Stoppable, the ideal man
is big and-or strong.
Yeah. Big and strong.
This is not a problem
for the new me.
(grunting )
RABBI:
But Ronald, there was nothing
wrong with the old you.
Okay, Rabbi, get out of my head.
KIM:
Ron, he's right.
These instant muscles
have got to go.
It's not the real you.
So many voices in my head!
Ron, we're talking to you
through a ventilation shaft.
Ronald, the measure of a man
is not about biceps or pecs.
How about rock-hard abs?
What he's saying is
take off the ring!
Not till I save the day.
(grunting )
It's going to fall!
You've got to take off the ring.
(grunts ):
I can't do it!
Yes, you can.
No, I really can't!
(grunting )
(grunting )
Thanks, buddy.
Ooh. Ooh...
Hmm.
(gasps )
This beeping is so irritating.
(machine winding down )
I shut it off.
Is that okay?
(laughing ):
Peachy.
(growling )
(moans nervously )
There you go, Ronald.
Now it's official.
(kisses )
My little boy
is a man. Again.
Congratulations.
Ooh-yah!