Grand Crew (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Grand Crew - full transcript

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I can't believe we haven't
tried orange wine until now.

I'm excited.

I know, just a heads up though,

Orange wines hit the
palate different.

They can get pretty funky.

Okay, cool, let's see.

Uh! That was funky, uh!

- Oh!
- Unh!

- Mm!
- Unh!

- Ey!
- Unh!

- Uh!
- Huh!



- Hey!
- Unh, unh!

- Huh!
- Hah!

Unh... wait.

Sherm, what about you? Do
you think it tastes funky?

♪ Oh, yeah, hey

- Uh!
- Unh!

- ♪ Oh - ♪ Ooh, yeah

- Whoo!
- Unh!

- Hit me!
- Unh!

- Two times!
- Huh-huh!

- Three times!
- Unh-unh-unh!

20 times!

♪ Whoop, whoop

♪ Cabernet and sauvignon



♪ Team is here
and now it's on ♪

♪ Carry on and Carignan,
sippin' on Perignon ♪

♪ Fine wine, got
notes like a cello ♪

♪ Pull up in the
spot like hello ♪

♪ If you got me,
then I got you ♪

♪ This is the vibe,
this is the crew ♪

♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh

♪ Grand crew, grand
crew, grand crew, uh ♪

♪ Grand crew

Everyone, I have a very
special announcement

to make about my husband.

Wyatt got accepted to showcase

this photography at the
downtown LA art show.

- Hey!
- Wow.

That's awesome.

I didn't even know you
were a photographer.

That's because I'm really
good at taking candids.

I photograph you
guys all the time.

Well, dude, the downtown
LA art show is super legit.

They always have
the dopest artists.

It's a huge deal.

That's true, but the
only reason I got in

was because my
bombshell boss of a wife

happens to have all
the good connections.

Now you stop that.

Just because I helped
you get in doesn't mean

that you don't
deserve to be there.

Yeah, you're right.

I guess I'm just nervous
because up until now,

I've only done these low brow
freelance party picture gigs.

So I have no choice
but to step up

and rise to the occasion,
which is why I'm working

on a brand-new idea
for this exhibit.

And I need a subject.
Sherm, would you be down?

Sure, is it because I'm the one

that inspires you the
most in the group?

I was thinking more because

you're the only one not working
during the day tomorrow.

Man, I'm an inspiration.
Y'all gonna see.

Great, now for the rest of you,

the show is Saturday night,

and I got tickets for everybody.

Oh, can I get an extra
ticket for Simone?

She's coming into town, and
she's gonna spend the weekend.

Absolutely.

Things seem to be progressing
nicely with you two.

Yeah, you know, I
never really saw myself

as a long distance relationship
type of guy, but it's working.

Hi, guys.

Yo, yo, what's up
beautiful Black people.

Yo.

Wyatt just got into an art
show on Saturday night,

and we would love
for you to be there.

Oh, that's awesome,
and we'd love to,

but Talia has a friend that's
getting married that Saturday.

Well, I think we might
be back in time though.

Should we try and do both?

Hell yeah, see, that's
why you're the best.

I'm gonna go to the bar
and buy you a drink.

Uh, uh, uh, you're the best,

so I'm gonna go buy you a drink.

Well, all right then.

Damn, bro.

You going to a wedding with
her and you not freaking out?

Nope. I'm into her,
and I feel good.

I'm not talking about
your level of commitment,

I'm talking about the fact

that she's going to see
you dance at this wedding.

- Oh.
- Uh-oh.

- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?

Anthony can't dance?
- It's not that he can't dance.

It's that all he knows
how to do is freak.

That's how we danced in the
'90s and the early 2000s,

and I think I'd do
it pretty damn well.

But we're adults now,
and there are occasions

where you need to know
other ways to dance,

like my godson's
birthday party last year.

♪ There's ants in our pants,
so we do a little dance ♪

Everybody dance!

- The hell?
- No.

That's nasty.

Okay, so my dance moves
may not have evolved.

But it's fine. Talia
saw me dance in college.

Ah, yeah, college, where
everybody dances "hornty."

Damn, you're right. Her
dad's gonna see me thrust.

Fay, wait. You're a dancer.

Can you please teach me

some dance moves
for the wedding?

Oh, yeah, not a problem.

Yes, thank you. You
are such a godsend.

Isn't she?

Hey, Fay, can you help me
with something at the bar?

What are you doing
teaching Anthony to dance?

It's a bad idea.

Why? He's my friend.

But you're leaving out the part

where you want him to.

Oh, my God, shh!
Lower your voice.

I'm just saying, feelings
and friendship are a bad mix,

and you are flirting
with disaster.

Okay, well, he's my
friend, and I'm a dancer.

What else was I
supposed to say to him?

Easy. Just say
your cousin died.

People got a ton of cousins.
It's an endless excuse.

I'm not gonna say
my cousin died.

It's gonna be fine.
- I don't know.

Lights all low, eyes all
locked, genitalia all lined up.

You might slip and let
those emotions out.

It's not going to happen.

He is with Talia, and I
have my emotions on lock.

I am totally cool.

- Hey, ladies.
- Talia!

Pew, pew, pew, pew!

That was goofy, girl.

- Yo.
- Sherm, thanks for coming.

Of course, my guy.

So what you thinking about
for these photographs?

I already got some poses.

You want the honey, the
bunches, or the oats?

I want them all and more.

Now, the key to this
shoot is options.

I want a bunch of different
looks with a bunch

of different looks in a
bunch of different looks.

Okay, wow. That's
a lot of looks.

Yeah, it has to be.
You heard everyone.

The show is big, so I
gotta step my game up.

When Steven Curray
got in the NBA league

and wanted to prove to everyone
that he belonged there,

didn't he just dribble
the ball extra hard?

Okay, there's a lot of things
wrong with what you just said,

but mainly his name
is Stephen Curry.

No, you're wrong.
Let's get to work.

Hey, Noah.

Oh, man. Thank you
so much for coming.

I could really use your help.

Finally, asking your
sister for help.

I always knew the
time would come.

I ask for your help constantly.

Yeah, but it's been
a couple of days.

I like being needed.
Now, let's get into it.

Okay, so things are going
really well with me and Simone,

and I want to ask
her to be exclusive,

but I'm a little nervous that
she's not on the same page,

you know, since in the past,

I've suffered from
premature infatuation.

Yeah, true, and I
would say, "Oh, boy,

it happens to most men,"
but it really doesn't.

Okay, so how do I know

if she's ready without
coming on too strong?

I have an idea.

We need to introduce
her to Nightmare Nicky.

Who dat?

My persona where
I'm my worst self.

So you guys are gonna
hang. I'm gonna join.

And I'ma be acting all crazy.

And if Simone is okay with you
having like a wackadoo sister,

then she's definitely interested

in getting more serious.

Okay, yeah, that could work.

But how crazy are we talking?

Whew! Sorry I'm late.

I lost track of
time shoplifting.

- Oh.
- Wow.

So where the weed at?

Nicky, I am so
happy you joined us.

Noah mentioned
how close you are,

so I've been really wanting
to get to know you better.

Oh, yeah, me too. Who's
paying for all of this?

Simone, I think you should pay.

But you ordered
more drinks than us.

So now you're keeping
count. You're toxic.

Noah, it's okay. I really
would be happy to pay.

Really? It's very
nice of you Simone.

Yes, yes, it is. So where
the hell the weed at?

And why do I have
to keep asking?

Hey, thanks again
for doing this, Fay.

I really appreciate
you taking the time.

For $2,000, it's my pleasure.

Oh, yeah, sure.

I'm just kidding.

Did you think I'd
really charge you?

I'm in a real pinch
here. You lowballed it.

Okay, where do we begin?

Well, first I need
to get a sense

of what I'm working with.

So I'm just gonna
play a random song,

and you just dance.

No judgments.
- Cool.

Whoo!

♪ I wanted to be like you

Got it, all around the
world, all around the world.

Oh, my God. What
are you doing, bro?

Huh? You said no judgments.

I did, but I take it back
because that was insane.

When is this wedding again?

- Tomorrow.
- Oh, God.

I might actually need that money

because this is
gonna take all night.

Happier, happier!

There's no one happier than you!

Okay, good. I think we got it.

That shoot was long as hell,

but I'm sure it'll
all be worth it.

Oh, we are not done. That
was just the first phase.

What you mean?

There's only so many facial
expressions that exist,

and I'm sure I did all of
them at least 5,000 times.

Well, this next phase
is gonna be a whole lot

more than facial expressions.

A motion capture suit?

For a still photography exhibit?

Did I just blow your mind?
Because that's the goal.

Everyone at the show is gonna
feel like you feel right now.

This just doesn't seem like
the work you normally do.

I know. This is
a big time show.

My old stuff won't cut it.

I need you on board to
help me pull this off.

This is a huge opportunity,
and I don't wanna blow it.

Look, when Steven Curray was
doing all that hard dribbling,

he still needed his teammates
to make some swish baskets.

Okay, okay, I'm in,

just as long as you don't make
another basketball reference.

It is not your lane.

Deal.

Now, the finished product has
to look and feel authentic.

So I'm gonna scream
out some scenarios,

and I want your
natural responses.

All right.

Okay, you're at a
beautiful dinner,

and it's beautiful, and
you're enjoying your food.

It's so good.

But the food is snakes!
- Ahh!

Now you're a giant. You're
literally 400 feet tall.

You so big and powerful,

but you just stepped
on your family

and crushed them all to death!

I'm big, but my
family is small, why?

Okay, you're in a jacuzzi.

Oh, it feels so good against
your skin, but what's that?

- The jacuzzi is snakes!
- What the?

Hi, excuse me.

I'd like to return this
drink. It's too sweet.

But you drank practically
the whole thing, Nicky.

But I didn't enjoy it, Noah.

Just kidding, it was
one of the best drinks

I've ever had in my life.

That is very clever.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Do you wanna come with, Nicky?

Sure.

You can stop the act now.

I know what you're up to.

What? You don't know anything.

You're putting on a fake persona

to see how much I
like your brother.

Okay, wow. You
know everything.

Huh.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom-boom-boom.

And that is a wrap-wrap.

Nice, I can finally take
this mocap suit off.

Right now, the only thing

that it's capturing is the
sweat between my booty cheeks.

Well, you did great.

I'm glad you got
what you needed.

I still don't understand why

you had so many things
turn into snakes.

Oh, there won't be any
snakes in the actual photos.

I just needed snake energy.

Huh?

Just gimme some time to
put all this together

and then meet me at the
exhibit to set everything up.

Trust me, these pictures

are all gonna come
together in the edit.

Yo, Wyatt, where you at, man?

I'm at the gallery.
Everybody's setting up.

These pictures did not
come together in the edit.

They are bad. They
are so, so bad.

I am not doing the show.

I'm sorry, Noah. I
have some bad news.

Bad news?

What did Nightmare Nicky do
to Simone in the bathroom?

Nothing, she just found out

what we were up to, and,
Noah, Simone stormed out.

What? No... okay.

I have to go after her.

No, no, she said it was
the ultimate betrayal.

She said she never wants
to speak to you again.

And the worst part
is you fell for it.

- What?
- Psych!

- Whoo!
- What is happening right now?

Explain more please.

Well, I figured out what
you guys were up to,

but then I teamed up with
Nicky to get back at you.

That's right, to
teach you a lesson.

To teach me a les... wait.

This was your idea
to begin with.

Yeah, I know.

But when it all fell
apart, I switched sides.

You know I'm a free
agent, and I hate to lose.

- So we're cool?
- Of course we're cool.

I thought it was sweet actually.

Hey, Nicky, wanna get another
round and watch this video

I took of us pranking Noah?

Whoo, yes please.

I love her.

I know, right?

This is good. You're
keeping it simple.

Your tongue is
still in your mouth,

and you are attracting zero
attention to your crotch.

All right.

And this song is basically
all about crotches.

I'm fighting every
instinct on this one.

I think we did it.

I think we're ready
for our wedding.

What?

I said, I think you're
ready for the wedding.

I don't know what else
that would've sounded like.

Anyway, nice work.

Wait, hold on, there's one
more dance we have to go over.

I still need you to show
me how to slow dance.

Oh, we don't need to do
that. You'll be fine.

There's no slow
dancing at weddings.

What, are you crazy?
Of course there is.

Come on, Fay. You've
brought me this far.

You can't just leave
me hanging now.

Okay, fine.

But there's really
not much to it.

Great. Then this
should be easy.

Why are you dimming the lights?

It's gonna be dark when it
goes down to the wedding.

I need to practice in
accurate conditions.

Cool, makes sense.

Tell me what to do.

All right, you
take my right hand

with your left and put your
other hand on my waist.

- Like this?
- Mm-hmm.

Like this, and then you
just move to the music.

♪ Your love is
all I ever need ♪

♪ Holding you close
through the night ♪

I think I know the
answer to this,

but I still have to ask...

- Zero crotch.
- Yep, yep, got it, got it.

Okay, feel like I'm
getting the hang of this.

Is there a point where I put
both hands on the hips or not?

Yeah, if you're feeling it.

♪ What happiness
really means ♪

How's that?

Good, really good.

♪ Makes life so sweet

I gotta go.

What? Are you okay?

No, my cousin died.

Bye.

Just now?

Oh, bro, what is going on?

I'm a failure is
what's going on.

Come on, man. The pictures
can't be that bad.

Let me see them.

Okay, cool, I see what
you was going for.

- You don't have to lie to me.
- Right, they are very bad.

I really don't even know
what I'm looking at.

I should have known that
I didn't have the talent

for a show at that level.

Come on, man. You
got the talent.

You just need to play with your
skillset, like Steph Curry.

- Who?
- Excuse me, Steven Curray.

- Oh.
- He knows what he's good at.

Would he try to duck from the
free throw line in the game?

- Yes, probably!
- Oh, my God, man.

Have you ever watched one
single basketball game

in your life?

Look, my point is, you
gotta be true to yourself.

What if myself isn't enough?

Everyone is gonna
be there tomorrow

expecting something special,
but I am not special.

The only reason I got into that
show is because of Kristen.

Man, everybody's just
here to support you.

I put on a tight ass
bodysuit for you.

I'm sorry I put you

and your buttocks
through that for nothing.

Nah, man, I did it happily
for you, and the fact

that your wife got you
this opportunity is great.

That's love.

We all get help
in life sometimes.

The people closest
to you are there

to build you up, not
make you insecure.

Shut up.

You gonna shut me up

while I attempt to provide
you emotional support?

Rude.

No, shut up because
you inspired me.

I did? I did.

I told you I was
gonna inspire you.

I don't know how I did it,
but I knew I'd get it done.

Yeah, get in here.

What about an ostrich?

If it's got wings, I'm into it.

So about us.

It seems like we're
on the same page.

Do you wanna be my girlfriend?

- Yes.
- Nice.

- But...
- Oh, no.

I didn't know how
to tell you this.

My visa just expired,

so I have to go back
to Montreal next week.

So I'm leaving the
country for good.

Ha, another prank. Go
ahead and say psych.

Please tell me you're
going to say psych.

I can't do that.

Oh, man, there's no psych?

Hey, Kristen. Have
you seen Wyatt?

He told me he'd be here by now.

No, I reached out
a couple of times,

but I figured you
guys were busy.

Is something wrong?

Wrong? No.

I'm sure he's just in traffic.

Him being later than
us to his own show

has nothing to do with
what has happened recently.

I need to get a drink.
Also not connected.

So how did things
go with Simone?

Well, we spent last
night and all today

talking it through.

She can't live here, and
I can't move to Canada.

So we both agreed

that it just doesn't make
sense for us to stay together.

I'm sorry. How are
you holding up?

I'm bummed out.

- Love hurts.
- Yep.

- Yep.
- Yep.

- Yep.
- Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sorry
that you're bummed.

Yeah, but I guess feeling
bummed out happens

when you put your
heart out there.

Yeah.

Still really happy
for the time we got

to spend together.

Aww, now that is growth.
I'm proud of you.

Thanks, sis.

Couldn't have done
it without you.

And you know what? Being
single has its perks.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, you're single and
you're out here thriving.

- I am, aren't I?
- Yeah.

Oh, yeah, this is
work. I gotta take it.

Oh yeah, for sure.
Keep killing it.

I'll see you at the bar.

- Hey, Fay.
- Talia, buenas noches.

- We need to talk.
- Oh, no.

I hear that you are
the one responsible

for teaching Anthony
how to properly dance.

So I owe you a huge thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I'm buying all your
drinks tonight, girl.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Did you tell her
how I crushed it?

I was moving so well she
knew something was up.

I had to let her
know how I did it.

He was so composed and drew
zero attention to himself.

He was the perfect
dance partner.

Seriously, thank you, Fay.
You're a great friend.

- It was my pleasure - Guys.

Wyatt's here and
ready to show his work

For real? Thank God.

I don't have to pretend anymore.

He had a meltdown
and almost lost it,

but none of that matters
because he's here now.

Let's go!

Before we view the work, I
would like to introduce you

to the man of the hour
and the man of my life,

a true artist in
more ways than one.

And I am not just
talking paint strokes.

Oh, don't start no
stuff, won't be no stuff.

It looks like stuff's
already started.

Okay then, well, it's on.

I'm gonna get that bacon
grease, and it's gonna pop.

Guys!

Art show presentation.
Lots of people present.

Right, right.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Wyatt Johnson.

A good friend once told me
that the people closest to you

are there to build you up.

So I'd like to give a
toast to my beautiful wife

and to my best friends.

My exhibit today wouldn't
exist without y'all.

- Clang, clang.
- Clang, clang.

Shall we?

Yes, we shall.

- Wow.
- Whoa, this is dope.

Oh, I love it.

- So good.
- Thanks y'all.

I was a little
worried you'd be upset

I used these pictures
without your permission.

Bold move on your part,
but you made us look good.

You're lucky you are
great at your job.

It's not about luck.

It's about having
the right group

of people around you and
how they build you up.

We all heard the speech.

It was like 30 seconds
ago. We love too, bro.

So you were right about Anthony.

The lights got low,

the music started flowing,
and things got rough.

Ooh, my God. Did
you guys get nasty?

No, no, no, no.

But things did get intense when
we were dancing and I ran out.

I didn't have my emotions on
lock like I thought I did.

Really?

To me it sounds like
you were perfectly aware

of how you were feeling

and you did what
you needed to do.

I guess you're right.

You know, I'm actually really
happy for him and Talia.

- That's a good first step.
- Yeah.

I'll be fine.
Crushes come and go.

Important thing is that
we can stay friends

because he never found
out about my feelings.

Ding, ding.

♪ I spend all my time

♪ Waiting all night for you

♪ What do you do?

♪ I'm tired of trying

♪ Gave up my life for you

♪ But now I'm through

♪ I know there's
no going back ♪

♪ For me, baby

♪ You're nowhere I wanna be

Noah!

♪ No going back for me

Simone?

What are you doing here?

♪ Maybe you'll
know how I feel ♪

I am really sad that
it had to end this way.

God, things were going so good.

I know, it feels like
I've known you forever,

like we were made from
the same stardust.

I agree.

But I was thinking,

maybe it doesn't have
to end like this.

What do you mean?

This is gonna sound
crazy, but I realized

that I could stay
in the country,

and we could stay together

if we got married.

Noah, will you marry me?

Simone, I...

Yuh.

Not a doctor, shh.