Good Grief (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - A Matter of Life and Death: Part One - full transcript
Two very different sisters inherit a funeral home and its eccentric employees. Can they figure out their lives while staring death in the face?
-The school board
met this morning,
and the decision has been made
to terminate your contract
effective immediately.
-I was under the impression
the suspension was temporary.
Can I make an appeal?
-You could, but the
PTA are all over this,
and I just think it's
best for everyone
if you don't come back.
-Don't come back ever?
-Yeah.
Are you there?
- Hurry up, Ellie. It reeks.
-I beg your pardon?
-Sorry. That was
just my sister.
Uh, I guess it just
feels like a big reaction
to one small mistake.
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- Uh, wrap it up.
-Okay.
Uh, well, thank you
for letting me know,
and I guess I'll be in touch.
-Ugh. Okay.
Do you want me to pretend
like I didn't hear that?
-It's fine.
I can't worry about
that right now.
-Hey, what, what? No,
no, no. Don't do that.
Stop doing that. You're...
you're not a surgeon.
-Gwen, you don't
need to be surgeon.
You don't even need
to have a license.
-Um, isn't this
someone else's job?
-Koro taught me how to
embalm when I was, like, 15.
We have to cut costs.
It's just like riding a bike.
-Is it supposed to
smell like that?
-Stop being so precious.
-No, no, I'm being serious.
Like, is that what
he smells like?
Or is it, um...
Is that what
everything smells like?
Like, is that just
the smell of death?
- Oh, fudge.
- What's... what's going on?
-He's blocked up.
I just need to
relieve some pressure.
-[Gags]
-Um...
-Ugh.
-Ooh.
[ "Sylvia-Pizzicato" playing]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[Utensils clanging]
-They should have talked to me
before setting up this meeting.
I've got things to do.
-I added Alice as a
friend on Facebook.
- Her name's Amba.
- Is it?
- [Laughs]
- Oh.
What are you giggling about?
-Nothing. It's one of those
try-not-to-laugh compilations,
but, uh, I laughed.
- Morning there, team.
- Oh, welcome.
Thanks for coming.
Grab a seat.
-Oh, I'm gonna talk, so...
-Oh, you've got
something to say?
-Yeah, that's why I
called the meeting.
-Oh. All right. Well,
uh, everyone, um,
Ellie's gonna say some words.
-I'm not sure if you
guys have all met Gwen.
-Hi. For some reason, Koro also
gave me half of this place,
so I guess I'm kind
of like your boss.
- She's not your boss.
- Ah.
- We're all equals.
- Mm.
-This is weird, isn't it, being
here without Granddad Hemi?
Um, I know that
Granddad loved you all,
and while Gwen and
I weren't expecting
to inherit Loving Tributes,
we're gonna do our best
to make sure that...
- [Sighs]
- What a man, mm.
-Pardon?
-Uh, Hemi. Um, such a loss.
-Must be so hard for you girls.
-Uh, well, I didn't
really hang out with him,
but, um, yeah, he was
closer with Ellie.
- Anyway, I...
- I've actually prepared
some saveloys in his memory,
so is now a good time?
-Uh, maybe in a wee bit.
-Of course, of
course, of course!
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Here we go.
- Aw, thank you.
- Wow. Breakfast of champions.
- Yummy.
- So, as grateful as we are
for this very special
opportunity...
- These are great.
- Pot of boiling water.
-I love the ones that
just, like, split,
and then it's like you
get way more sausage.
-Now that I'm managing director,
I've had to make
some tough decisions.
-Managing director? I
thought you were a teacher.
-I am. I'm just
taking a break.
-Why are you taking a break?
-Mm.
-Noah Dudley Cox, out
of the tree, please,
you little cunt.
-Aah!
Ah! Oh.
-Hey, Freddie. You
okay? You all right?
How's your arm?
It's okay, isn't it?
-What did you say?
-I didn't say
anything, sweetheart.
I think you've got... You
might have bumped your head.
And you're so brave.
Don't tell anyone.
Yeah, I-I love children, um,
but right now, this is my focus.
- Well, that's nice.
- So, we...
-I'll fill you in.
I'm Dean Dulche.
- Isn't your last name Futch?
- Yep.
I'm an entertainer,
actor, singer, dancer.
I'm also a qualified
funeral director/celebrant.
That means I do everything
from the embalming to emceeing.
I'm also Hemi's choice,
see, so when he passed,
I kind of naturally took
on more responsibilities.
- Mm.
- He trusted me with his life.
- And now he's dead.
- Hmm?
-Hey?
-Shares, would you like to
tell them about yourself?
-It's all right, Sharyn.
You don't need to.
- Oh, call me Shares.
- Okay.
-I'm executive catering manager.
Hemi called me the Kai Queen.
- Aw.
- [Chuckles]
-He ate so many saveloys,
even after the
doctor banned him.
I'm a Virgo, so
great on a budget.
Um, I'm a big Ronan Keating fan.
Um, last year, my
brother lost his leg
to meningitis.
-Okay. Thank you.
So there is something
that we need to...
-Well, you haven't
heard from, um...
- Oh, I'm Beau.
- Beau.
-Hemi hired me as
the hearse driver
after he lost his license,
and then he just kept giving
me jobs like, um, maintenance
and... and landscaping.
- Landscaping.
- He was like a brother to me...
- Mm.
- just really old.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Mm, yeah.
- Yeah.
-Yeah. Oh, and I
also have my...
I make my own T-shirts.
Um, this one's an
original, so...
-Yeah, yes. Cool.
Okay, so there...
-Sorry, so what
are you gonna do?
-Me? Not much,
'cause we're selling.
I'm gonna be a DJ in Bali.
-Wait, sorry. Selling what?
-Selling Loving Tributes.
-A-Are we gonna lose our jobs?
- Maybe.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so that's not how...
- Hello?
Hello?
-I...
-Ah, excuse me.
We've been waiting.
-I'll be right with you. Yeah.
-There's a client.
Please come with me.
I need your help.
-Hi.
-Um, right this way.
Why would you do that?
Why would you say that?
-There's no nice way to do it.
-Couldn't it wait
until we find a buyer?
We have to work
with these people.
-Wait. No, I'm
not working here.
I don't like working in general
and definitely not
with dead people.
- Just in here.
- Thanks.
-Thanks.
Thank you.
What did you think
was happening?
-Um, well, I guess I thought
that you would do the mucking
and then give me half the money.
I wish I didn't come in now.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- What does this mean for me?
-Yeah, we'll need to talk
about that, but after this.
-Okay. Well, I've already
started talking to Kerry
on the way, so...
- No, no, no.
I... I've got it. Thanks.
- Okay, cool.
Well, I'll head out.
- No, no, no.
I need you to go grab tea and...
-[Whispering] I
don't work here.
You have sores on your face.
- I didn't eat any.
-Ooh, yucky.
- That's not sores.
- That's not.
[Door closes]
Do you know where the tea is?
-Yeah, it's in the kitchen
in a container marked "tea."
-Hi. How are you?
Oh, I'm Ellie, the
managing director.
-What happened to Dean?
-Dean was just
holding down the fort,
but now I'm here, and
we're here to help.
-Well, I hope there won't be
any more chopping and changing.
To be honest, our uncle's
funeral was at Trinity Meadows,
and it was just perfect,
but sadly, they
were fully booked.
-We just want to make sure Dad
gets the send-off he deserves.
-Absolutely... Kerry.
-Absolutely.
-Did the suit we
gave you fit Dad?
-Yes.
[Equipment humming softly]
He looks very dapper.
- Sorry.
- Oh, no. Of course.
-Ah.
- Thanks.
- Oh. Oh.
There's no tissues?
- Oh, sorry.
Gwen, could you grab us
some more tissues, please?
-Sure, yeah, I've got a whole
box right up my asshole.
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh.
-Do you not want it?
Is she gonna do that again
if I get her another one?
-Thanks, Gwen. That's all.
-What about the tissues?
-Yes, could you please
grab us those tissues?
-Jesus Christ.
-Was there anything else?
-Uh, Dad loved golf.
We have the, uh, Tiger
Woods quote in the eulogy,
but he just loved it so much.
We want Dad to be buried
with his golf clubs.
I mean, none of us play, but...
-Well, I play.
-It's not about you, Kerry.
-Buried with his
clubs. We'll...
We'll take care of it.
-I don't know where
anything is, so...
there's that.
♪♪
-Do you...?
-Thank you.
♪♪
♪♪
-Maybe the one old killed him.
- Gwen.
- You're right.
She could never hold a whip
and with hands that shaky.
[Chuckles]
-I get it... This
is a joke to you,
but you actually
have a job to do.
-I didn't apply for it.
I barely even knew Koro.
Clearly, this place was meant
for you, but then he felt guilty
and realized he had nothing
else cool to give me.
-I know that you
want to go to Bali,
but how many people do you
think are in the market
for a funeral home?
It's gonna take time,
and I need you to help.
-You've got it under control.
You spent an unhealthy
amount of time here as a kid.
Whose fedora?
-Yeah, well, as much as
Koro loved this place,
he wasn't exactly
business-savvy.
I found loose teeth
in his desk drawer.
- Histeeth?
- I don't know.
I'm just popping
out for a wee bit.
-Wait, where are you going?
Wait for me.
Wait up.
Where are you going?
- To a thing.
- What thing?
- Just stay here.
-I don't want to be left
here with these people!
Hello, Sharyn.
- Hi!
-Hi. Wait for me! Wait.
Hi, Ben.
- Hi, Gwennie.
Hi, beautiful. How
was your first day?
-Hi. Mwah.
-Oh, I've already
been sick today, so...
-Sorry, I'm just
really fed out today.
-Oh, sorry. I-I just
thought you might be hungry,
so I-I got you some
low-pulp juice...
- Oh!
- Um, some brown rice,
double evo, and I
know it's not Friday,
but I got you a choccy
'cause you're menstruating.
-Aw, that's sweet. Thank you.
Did you remember to
hang the washing up?
- No, sorry. I forgot.
- It's gonna smell now.
-It's okay. I'll...
I'll tell the firm
I'll take an extra long
lunch, and I'll pop home.
-It's fine. I'll do it. It'll
need to go through again.
Okay, bye.
- How's it all going?
-Okay, see you.
-Don't take it personally.
She got fired this morning.
- Oh, sweetie!
- It's fine, Ben.
It's fine. I'm
gonna appeal it.
You just do the washing, okay?
- You don't want me to do the...
- Oh, fine.
I'll do it.
Gosh.
- Where are we going?
- Just stay here.
- I'm not staying here.
I'm coming.
- [Sighs]
-Unlock my door.
Hey, unlock my door!
I will make a scene.
[Shouting indistinctly]
Can I wear these?
- Window.
[Window whirring]
-I forgot to tell you...
I went to the movies
the other day,
and I sat down, and
I got comfortable,
and then I realized I was
sitting next to David Bain.
Yeah, and I was
like, "Oh, my God.
If I get up, David Bain's gonna
know that I think he did it,"
and, like, you just don't want
to make someone like that angry,
you know?
He is such a loud eater.
- Ugh. That's horrible.
- Mm.
-So, is Tyler gonna
go to Bali with you?
- Who's Tyler?
- Wasn't his name Tyler?
-Oh, Tyler.
No, he's in a coma.
Not, like, a bad one.
Ellie, where are we?
Who died?
- No one.
Well, someone, obviously,
but no one we know.
- So why are we here?
- Research.
Kerry Mulley said they're
the best in the biz,
so I just wanted
to pop my head in,
but there's a funeral on, so
I'll have to come back later.
-Trinity Meadows... What
does that even mean?
That's dumber than our name.
-Yeah, well, they're
fully booked.
What... What are you doing?
- Let me out.
I don't want to go
back to your work.
-No, no, no. We're leaving.
[Back-up indicator beeping]
-Ellie, I think there's
someone behind you, so don't...
- No.
- Just hang on a second
'cause... oh, Ellie!
What is wrong with you?
I'm pretty sure
there's someone there.
Hang on. Hang on! Just stop!
[Car horn honks] Ellie!
Stop. Stop.
-We're not going in.
Somebody died. It's
very disrespectful.
-Not if you're using it as a way
to make Peter's funeral better.
-His name's Phillip.
-Stop!
Your driving has drawn
a lot of attention.
[Back-up indicator beeping]
But it's okay 'cause
you're grieving.
-What?
-Play along. Come
on. It'll be fun.
And it beats being
back in the office.
Ah!
- Oh, no, no, no!
No!
- Come on.
- Gwen.
-Let's crash a funeral.
♪♪
-Please, stop! No, no.
Please, please,
please. No, no.
Please. Stop, stop.
Just, what if we get caught?
-We don't know these people.
And I have to say goodbye!
[Sobs dramatically]
-Get up, get up.
-Oh, come on!
[Continues sobbing dramatically]
Oh, my God!
- Stop it.
-Supporting local content
so you can see more
of New Zealand On Air.
♪♪
met this morning,
and the decision has been made
to terminate your contract
effective immediately.
-I was under the impression
the suspension was temporary.
Can I make an appeal?
-You could, but the
PTA are all over this,
and I just think it's
best for everyone
if you don't come back.
-Don't come back ever?
-Yeah.
Are you there?
- Hurry up, Ellie. It reeks.
-I beg your pardon?
-Sorry. That was
just my sister.
Uh, I guess it just
feels like a big reaction
to one small mistake.
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- Uh, wrap it up.
-Okay.
Uh, well, thank you
for letting me know,
and I guess I'll be in touch.
-Ugh. Okay.
Do you want me to pretend
like I didn't hear that?
-It's fine.
I can't worry about
that right now.
-Hey, what, what? No,
no, no. Don't do that.
Stop doing that. You're...
you're not a surgeon.
-Gwen, you don't
need to be surgeon.
You don't even need
to have a license.
-Um, isn't this
someone else's job?
-Koro taught me how to
embalm when I was, like, 15.
We have to cut costs.
It's just like riding a bike.
-Is it supposed to
smell like that?
-Stop being so precious.
-No, no, I'm being serious.
Like, is that what
he smells like?
Or is it, um...
Is that what
everything smells like?
Like, is that just
the smell of death?
- Oh, fudge.
- What's... what's going on?
-He's blocked up.
I just need to
relieve some pressure.
-[Gags]
-Um...
-Ugh.
-Ooh.
[ "Sylvia-Pizzicato" playing]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[Utensils clanging]
-They should have talked to me
before setting up this meeting.
I've got things to do.
-I added Alice as a
friend on Facebook.
- Her name's Amba.
- Is it?
- [Laughs]
- Oh.
What are you giggling about?
-Nothing. It's one of those
try-not-to-laugh compilations,
but, uh, I laughed.
- Morning there, team.
- Oh, welcome.
Thanks for coming.
Grab a seat.
-Oh, I'm gonna talk, so...
-Oh, you've got
something to say?
-Yeah, that's why I
called the meeting.
-Oh. All right. Well,
uh, everyone, um,
Ellie's gonna say some words.
-I'm not sure if you
guys have all met Gwen.
-Hi. For some reason, Koro also
gave me half of this place,
so I guess I'm kind
of like your boss.
- She's not your boss.
- Ah.
- We're all equals.
- Mm.
-This is weird, isn't it, being
here without Granddad Hemi?
Um, I know that
Granddad loved you all,
and while Gwen and
I weren't expecting
to inherit Loving Tributes,
we're gonna do our best
to make sure that...
- [Sighs]
- What a man, mm.
-Pardon?
-Uh, Hemi. Um, such a loss.
-Must be so hard for you girls.
-Uh, well, I didn't
really hang out with him,
but, um, yeah, he was
closer with Ellie.
- Anyway, I...
- I've actually prepared
some saveloys in his memory,
so is now a good time?
-Uh, maybe in a wee bit.
-Of course, of
course, of course!
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Here we go.
- Aw, thank you.
- Wow. Breakfast of champions.
- Yummy.
- So, as grateful as we are
for this very special
opportunity...
- These are great.
- Pot of boiling water.
-I love the ones that
just, like, split,
and then it's like you
get way more sausage.
-Now that I'm managing director,
I've had to make
some tough decisions.
-Managing director? I
thought you were a teacher.
-I am. I'm just
taking a break.
-Why are you taking a break?
-Mm.
-Noah Dudley Cox, out
of the tree, please,
you little cunt.
-Aah!
Ah! Oh.
-Hey, Freddie. You
okay? You all right?
How's your arm?
It's okay, isn't it?
-What did you say?
-I didn't say
anything, sweetheart.
I think you've got... You
might have bumped your head.
And you're so brave.
Don't tell anyone.
Yeah, I-I love children, um,
but right now, this is my focus.
- Well, that's nice.
- So, we...
-I'll fill you in.
I'm Dean Dulche.
- Isn't your last name Futch?
- Yep.
I'm an entertainer,
actor, singer, dancer.
I'm also a qualified
funeral director/celebrant.
That means I do everything
from the embalming to emceeing.
I'm also Hemi's choice,
see, so when he passed,
I kind of naturally took
on more responsibilities.
- Mm.
- He trusted me with his life.
- And now he's dead.
- Hmm?
-Hey?
-Shares, would you like to
tell them about yourself?
-It's all right, Sharyn.
You don't need to.
- Oh, call me Shares.
- Okay.
-I'm executive catering manager.
Hemi called me the Kai Queen.
- Aw.
- [Chuckles]
-He ate so many saveloys,
even after the
doctor banned him.
I'm a Virgo, so
great on a budget.
Um, I'm a big Ronan Keating fan.
Um, last year, my
brother lost his leg
to meningitis.
-Okay. Thank you.
So there is something
that we need to...
-Well, you haven't
heard from, um...
- Oh, I'm Beau.
- Beau.
-Hemi hired me as
the hearse driver
after he lost his license,
and then he just kept giving
me jobs like, um, maintenance
and... and landscaping.
- Landscaping.
- He was like a brother to me...
- Mm.
- just really old.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Mm, yeah.
- Yeah.
-Yeah. Oh, and I
also have my...
I make my own T-shirts.
Um, this one's an
original, so...
-Yeah, yes. Cool.
Okay, so there...
-Sorry, so what
are you gonna do?
-Me? Not much,
'cause we're selling.
I'm gonna be a DJ in Bali.
-Wait, sorry. Selling what?
-Selling Loving Tributes.
-A-Are we gonna lose our jobs?
- Maybe.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so that's not how...
- Hello?
Hello?
-I...
-Ah, excuse me.
We've been waiting.
-I'll be right with you. Yeah.
-There's a client.
Please come with me.
I need your help.
-Hi.
-Um, right this way.
Why would you do that?
Why would you say that?
-There's no nice way to do it.
-Couldn't it wait
until we find a buyer?
We have to work
with these people.
-Wait. No, I'm
not working here.
I don't like working in general
and definitely not
with dead people.
- Just in here.
- Thanks.
-Thanks.
Thank you.
What did you think
was happening?
-Um, well, I guess I thought
that you would do the mucking
and then give me half the money.
I wish I didn't come in now.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- What does this mean for me?
-Yeah, we'll need to talk
about that, but after this.
-Okay. Well, I've already
started talking to Kerry
on the way, so...
- No, no, no.
I... I've got it. Thanks.
- Okay, cool.
Well, I'll head out.
- No, no, no.
I need you to go grab tea and...
-[Whispering] I
don't work here.
You have sores on your face.
- I didn't eat any.
-Ooh, yucky.
- That's not sores.
- That's not.
[Door closes]
Do you know where the tea is?
-Yeah, it's in the kitchen
in a container marked "tea."
-Hi. How are you?
Oh, I'm Ellie, the
managing director.
-What happened to Dean?
-Dean was just
holding down the fort,
but now I'm here, and
we're here to help.
-Well, I hope there won't be
any more chopping and changing.
To be honest, our uncle's
funeral was at Trinity Meadows,
and it was just perfect,
but sadly, they
were fully booked.
-We just want to make sure Dad
gets the send-off he deserves.
-Absolutely... Kerry.
-Absolutely.
-Did the suit we
gave you fit Dad?
-Yes.
[Equipment humming softly]
He looks very dapper.
- Sorry.
- Oh, no. Of course.
-Ah.
- Thanks.
- Oh. Oh.
There's no tissues?
- Oh, sorry.
Gwen, could you grab us
some more tissues, please?
-Sure, yeah, I've got a whole
box right up my asshole.
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh.
-Do you not want it?
Is she gonna do that again
if I get her another one?
-Thanks, Gwen. That's all.
-What about the tissues?
-Yes, could you please
grab us those tissues?
-Jesus Christ.
-Was there anything else?
-Uh, Dad loved golf.
We have the, uh, Tiger
Woods quote in the eulogy,
but he just loved it so much.
We want Dad to be buried
with his golf clubs.
I mean, none of us play, but...
-Well, I play.
-It's not about you, Kerry.
-Buried with his
clubs. We'll...
We'll take care of it.
-I don't know where
anything is, so...
there's that.
♪♪
-Do you...?
-Thank you.
♪♪
♪♪
-Maybe the one old killed him.
- Gwen.
- You're right.
She could never hold a whip
and with hands that shaky.
[Chuckles]
-I get it... This
is a joke to you,
but you actually
have a job to do.
-I didn't apply for it.
I barely even knew Koro.
Clearly, this place was meant
for you, but then he felt guilty
and realized he had nothing
else cool to give me.
-I know that you
want to go to Bali,
but how many people do you
think are in the market
for a funeral home?
It's gonna take time,
and I need you to help.
-You've got it under control.
You spent an unhealthy
amount of time here as a kid.
Whose fedora?
-Yeah, well, as much as
Koro loved this place,
he wasn't exactly
business-savvy.
I found loose teeth
in his desk drawer.
- Histeeth?
- I don't know.
I'm just popping
out for a wee bit.
-Wait, where are you going?
Wait for me.
Wait up.
Where are you going?
- To a thing.
- What thing?
- Just stay here.
-I don't want to be left
here with these people!
Hello, Sharyn.
- Hi!
-Hi. Wait for me! Wait.
Hi, Ben.
- Hi, Gwennie.
Hi, beautiful. How
was your first day?
-Hi. Mwah.
-Oh, I've already
been sick today, so...
-Sorry, I'm just
really fed out today.
-Oh, sorry. I-I just
thought you might be hungry,
so I-I got you some
low-pulp juice...
- Oh!
- Um, some brown rice,
double evo, and I
know it's not Friday,
but I got you a choccy
'cause you're menstruating.
-Aw, that's sweet. Thank you.
Did you remember to
hang the washing up?
- No, sorry. I forgot.
- It's gonna smell now.
-It's okay. I'll...
I'll tell the firm
I'll take an extra long
lunch, and I'll pop home.
-It's fine. I'll do it. It'll
need to go through again.
Okay, bye.
- How's it all going?
-Okay, see you.
-Don't take it personally.
She got fired this morning.
- Oh, sweetie!
- It's fine, Ben.
It's fine. I'm
gonna appeal it.
You just do the washing, okay?
- You don't want me to do the...
- Oh, fine.
I'll do it.
Gosh.
- Where are we going?
- Just stay here.
- I'm not staying here.
I'm coming.
- [Sighs]
-Unlock my door.
Hey, unlock my door!
I will make a scene.
[Shouting indistinctly]
Can I wear these?
- Window.
[Window whirring]
-I forgot to tell you...
I went to the movies
the other day,
and I sat down, and
I got comfortable,
and then I realized I was
sitting next to David Bain.
Yeah, and I was
like, "Oh, my God.
If I get up, David Bain's gonna
know that I think he did it,"
and, like, you just don't want
to make someone like that angry,
you know?
He is such a loud eater.
- Ugh. That's horrible.
- Mm.
-So, is Tyler gonna
go to Bali with you?
- Who's Tyler?
- Wasn't his name Tyler?
-Oh, Tyler.
No, he's in a coma.
Not, like, a bad one.
Ellie, where are we?
Who died?
- No one.
Well, someone, obviously,
but no one we know.
- So why are we here?
- Research.
Kerry Mulley said they're
the best in the biz,
so I just wanted
to pop my head in,
but there's a funeral on, so
I'll have to come back later.
-Trinity Meadows... What
does that even mean?
That's dumber than our name.
-Yeah, well, they're
fully booked.
What... What are you doing?
- Let me out.
I don't want to go
back to your work.
-No, no, no. We're leaving.
[Back-up indicator beeping]
-Ellie, I think there's
someone behind you, so don't...
- No.
- Just hang on a second
'cause... oh, Ellie!
What is wrong with you?
I'm pretty sure
there's someone there.
Hang on. Hang on! Just stop!
[Car horn honks] Ellie!
Stop. Stop.
-We're not going in.
Somebody died. It's
very disrespectful.
-Not if you're using it as a way
to make Peter's funeral better.
-His name's Phillip.
-Stop!
Your driving has drawn
a lot of attention.
[Back-up indicator beeping]
But it's okay 'cause
you're grieving.
-What?
-Play along. Come
on. It'll be fun.
And it beats being
back in the office.
Ah!
- Oh, no, no, no!
No!
- Come on.
- Gwen.
-Let's crash a funeral.
♪♪
-Please, stop! No, no.
Please, please,
please. No, no.
Please. Stop, stop.
Just, what if we get caught?
-We don't know these people.
And I have to say goodbye!
[Sobs dramatically]
-Get up, get up.
-Oh, come on!
[Continues sobbing dramatically]
Oh, my God!
- Stop it.
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