Golden Kamuy (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Golden Kamuy - full transcript
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What is that?
I've never seen one before.
It's a musk deer.
The Ainu in Karafuto call it an opokay.
Those fangs mean it's a male.
Are they supposed to taste good?
No, the meat's not very good,
and their pelts aren't worth much.
But the males have something
called a musk gland
between their navel and genitals
that secretes a liquid...
Want to smell it?
That's awful!
It's like pee and Aca's armpits!
Once it's been dried out,
it becomes a medicine called musk.
And if you water it down,
it's supposed to attract the opposite sex.
Not that I've ever needed help
when it comes to getting women.
Wow! Your whole body is musky!
Since the animals don't keep
to a particular territory,
in Karafuto they call migratory
workers "musk deer."
Wilk and I wandered around a lot when we
were younger, so they called us that, too.
Really?
Come to think of it, he mentioned
his first hunt was a musk deer, too.
He cut his hohchiri off after it was over.
What's a hohchiri?
A little triangular ornament
made of glass beads.
Karafuto Ainu boys put them on their bangs.
And when when they make their first
kill on their own, they cut it off.
Asirpa, I used to wear this.
When you get a little older,
let's go hunting.
Until then, keep it tied to your bangs.
Then that was a hohchiri...
I didn't know it was meant for boys.
I've remembered something about
Aca thanks to the musk deer.
I see.
That's a good thing.
(Golden Kamuy)
Toyohara, known today as Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk.
At the time it was the political, economic,
and cultural center of Karafuto.
I know you like that thing
because Enonoka gave it to you,
but you're not gonna be a real
man until you take it off.
I know!
Get back here, damn it!
Somebody grab that kid!
(Episode Twenty-Eight)
(The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri Show)
And the copy of Gansoku Maiharu's
tattoo is in that bag?
That's right!
Yamada Circus
Chokichi!
We're still not set up yet!
Were the hell have you been?!
Where'd you get that bag, boy?
Wait, were you at it again?
That was a gun!
You thought that you got away, didn't you?
That's crazy... no one's ever been
able to catch up to me before.
I am so terribly sorry!
I can't believe he would steal from soldiers!
The boy's an orphan, and wasn't raised right.
I keep punishing him, but the bad
habits just don't seem to go away!
Look, it's fine. We don't want
to make a big deal out of it.
I can't allow him to keep being
a menace to other people!
Right here, right now, I'll have him
take responsibility for his actions!
What the hell are you doing?!
He's just a kid!
Keep pressure on the cut.
I'll get you to a doctor.
Wait... he's not even cut.
Was that fake blood?
Mine's real, though!
I apologize for the shock. I was trying
to lighten the mood a little.
It's called sleight of hand, you see.
The sword has a little trick added to it.
It's a tool that we used in our overseas tour,
for our big "harakiri" performance.
You guys are performers, then?
The lad here is Chokichi, our star acrobat.
An acrobat? Well, that explains it.
Welcome to the Yamada Circus!
I'm the ringmaster, Yamada!
We've just returned to Japan after
our acclaimed tour of Russia!
And we'll be putting on
a show here in Karafuto.
This is it!
What is?
From what the people who spotted her said,
Asirpa can't be that far ahead of us!
Put me in your Karafuto show!
When the Immortal Sugimoto
does your harakiri show,
everyone in Toyohara will
be talking about it!
Now, hold on! This is a bit sudden!
Not to mention, I'd have to explain
how to do the trick to you...
Listen, I'm no entertainer.
I'll take your secret to the grave.
So it's no problem, right?
But...
I think it'd be fine, as long
as the others join the show, too.
We do have a few members
of the troupe missing.
What?
Especially this gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure you're a
perfect fit for our world.
Goodness gracious!
What athleticism!
I was right about him.
Cikapasi, get back! It's dangerous!
Do not let go, Sergeant Tsukishima!
You had better not let go!
You can do it, Tanigaki Nispa!
Get a boner!
B-Boner... Boner, boner, boner-
Shut the hell up!
Remarkable! He's a natural-born acrobat!
What circus troupe were you a member of?!
The 7th Division of the Imperial Army!
I said not to let go, damn it!
Sugimoto-san!
You should practice the harakiri
show instead of acrobatics!
Does it really need practice?
Of course it does!
And you two, since you have absolutely
no talent for acrobatics,
join the dancing girls
as part of the side show!
Come on already, Genjiro,
your hands are slacking again.
You're focusing too much on your footwork.
Sorry, ma'am.
Are those hands only good
for playing with your dick?
No, ma'am.
What're you staring at, boy?
You in love with me?
No.
You think you'll get special treatment
if you jump in bed with me?!
No.
Because I don't go in for that sort of thing!
Okay.
Magnificent!
It's not just his talent,
he looks like a star, too!
Everyone in Karafuto's going
to be talking about him!
Hey, enough already!
If people are talking about you,
it'll defeat the whole point!
Is this jealousy?
How pitiful you are, Sugimoto Saichi!
No, you dumbass!
We're doing this so they'll
put Sugimoto in the show.
I know it's irritating to get called slow,
but you have to suck it up.
If this helps us find Asirpa,
then it'll all be worth it.
I'm just... extra baggage
for the dancing girls!
I just can't dance right!
I...
First, you cut a sheet of paper to prove
to the audience that the sword is real.
It really did cut it! Scary!
Isn't using a real sword kind of dangerous?!
It's perfectly safe!
That's where the gimmick comes in.
Now we pray...
Do I really have to?
Next, we splash a bit of water,
for purification.
Is that really necessary?
It's just a trick, right?
It's absolutely crucial.
Now, I'll make the cut...
That makes my balls shrivel!
How come, Sugimoto Nispa?!
No clue.
And after splashing a bit
on the leg, you cut it, too.
At this point the crowd will be pale
as a sheet, and howling in terror.
And then!
Those are some huge nipples!
Finally...
Seppuku!
And that about covers it.
Then someone comes in to cover me with
a sheet and drag me behind the scenes,
and the harakiri show is complete.
To explain the trick, there's a groove
running down the tip of the blade,
with red dye stuffed in it.
I get it.
Add the water, and it starts
to look like blood.
Ready to practice a bit?
He's amazing!
How incredible!
Try throwing a kiss toward the audience!
How do you throw a kiss?
Just like that!
The foreign audiences loved it!
Enough already!
Second Lieutenant Koito! You don't
need to be in the Karafuto show!
If you've got a problem, you just need
to outdo me with your performance!
Otherwise, the idea of the name Sugimoto
becoming famous in this town is a joke!
The harakiri trick gets a lot
of attention, too, y'know.
The foreign audiences were so sure I was dead,
they wrote about it in the local news.
All right. I better practice.
Genjiro, you're falling behind again!
Is that ass of yours too heavy
for you to step lively?!
Sorry, ma'am.
Don't cry, Genjiro-chan.
You can do it, Genjiro-chan.
Come on, girls, you need to get back.
Before Fumie-sensei gets mad...
Okay!
See you later, Genjiro-chan!
Y'know, Genjiro-chan, the show
in this town is going to be my last.
Beniko-senpai?
Is that true?
The dancing girls are all orphans that
the Yamada Circus looks after.
But once we're old enough,
we get left behind when the circus
heads to its next destination.
Is that how it is?
I'm so happy I get to dance with
you in the end, Genjiro-chan.
Let's make sure the Karafuto
show is a success!
Yeah!
Yeah...
(The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri Show)
All right, folks, we've got
a full house tonight!
Let's look sharp out there!
Time to bring the curtain
up on the Karafuto show!
(Golden Kamuy)
Your attention, please!
You will all be witness to the
performances of the Yamada Circus,
which have dazzled all of Russia!
And now it is our honor to bring
them here to you on this day!
All right!
Koito Nispa!
Just you wait, Lieutenant Koito!
Beniko-senpai!
And next up, Koito Otonoshin
will cross the high wire!
That's...
A picture of Lieutenant Tsurumi!
What's it doing here?!
What the...
We have witnessed an acrobatic god!
Damn you, Sugimoto!
You rifled through my things,
then tried to sabotage me with my
picture of Lieutenant Tsurumi!
You cold-blooded bastard!
Genjiro!
You looked good.
(Yamada Circus Troupe)
And now for our final performance,
the Yamada Circus's big closer!
The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri show!
This needs to reach Asirpa-san.
I'm still alive!
What's going on here?
There are two of this picture?
Wait, it's slightly different!
Sugimoto wouldn't have a picture like this...
I was the one who did it.
Tsukishima?!
Any way you think about it, you were
standing out more, Lieutenant Koito.
That defeats the whole
point of the performance.
I thought some sabotage
would solve the problem.
This is bad.
What's wrong?
I replaced that katana's blade
with my own, for payback.
Oh, so, so cold!
You don't have to sell them
on how cold the water is!
I'm gonna cut my arm!
Here goes!
I'm gonna cut it! Here I go!
Get on with it!
Cut yourself!
Okay, here I go!
The blood...
Er... that actually hurt.
I'm actually cut.
This is a real sword!
Now what? Should I cut the act short?
Swap the swords out?
No, it'd stand out too much!
The crowd would definitely lose interest!
He's going to keep going?!
I can't back down in front
of a huge crowd like this!
That blood looks real!
'Cuz it is!
Have to be careful... not to
hit anything important...
This is all...
To find Asirpa-san!
Who are those Russians?
What a trick!
It looks so real!
Get out there and bow for the crowd!
And grab the bodies while they're distracted!
Okay!
Seems their actual target
was the ringmaster...
Since their orders were to go after the
man performing the harakiri show.
But this was the one time that
just happened to be Sugimoto.
Who hired them?
Someone from the
Russian government, they said.
Why would the Russians
be after the ringmaster?
You're a spy, aren't you?
That's right. I was originally an
officer with the Imperial Army.
I was embedded in Russia for
years before the war broke out,
where I acted as an intelligence
operative behind the scenes.
The Russian government
probably caught onto my identity.
Bloody hell...
Well, you're one shitty spy.
Bury all three of them under the tent.
We'll be pulling out in the morning, too.
This place was just an empty field, anyway.
Take care of yourselves, okay?
Beniko-senpai...
Genjiro-chan! Don't forget
about me or the girls, okay?
Yeah!
There's a write-up about
the show in the paper.
There is?!
What's it say about me?
It's got about...
Two sentences.
(The Immoral Sugimoto)
And it's a misprint!
Damn it all!
Koito-kun!
We plan on traveling to America some day!
With your acrobatics, you could have
the world eating out of your hand!
Please, join the Yamada Circus!
I can't do that.
Why?!
Because Lieutenant Tsurumi wouldn't like it.
We're looking for some people.
One of them is a part of a partisan group
that's made up of a ethnic minority
from the Amur River area.
We believe he's headed north to
rendezvous with his comrades.
Do you know anything that might help?
Partisans?
One thing comes to mind.
About 530 kilometers north of Toyohara,
in a Russian port town,
there's the biggest prison
in Karafuto, Alexandrovskaya Prison.
I heard a large group of eastern minorities
was moved there for plotting a resistance.
That definitely sounds like
where Kiroranke would be headed.
The performance might not have helped,
but we got some important
intel from Ringmaster Yamada.
It did help.
It might only be two sentences,
and there's a misprint,
but Asirpa-san is sharp enough
to understand, if she reads it.
I just hope those beautiful blue
eyes are catching a glimpse
of the proof that I'm alive.
Hey, Shiraishi, look at this.
It's poop! And it's still steaming!
That means there there must
be some big game in the area!
That's my poop from a few minutes ago.
Asirpa was catching a glimpse
of Shiraishi's turd.
Next Time "The Border"
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What is that?
I've never seen one before.
It's a musk deer.
The Ainu in Karafuto call it an opokay.
Those fangs mean it's a male.
Are they supposed to taste good?
No, the meat's not very good,
and their pelts aren't worth much.
But the males have something
called a musk gland
between their navel and genitals
that secretes a liquid...
Want to smell it?
That's awful!
It's like pee and Aca's armpits!
Once it's been dried out,
it becomes a medicine called musk.
And if you water it down,
it's supposed to attract the opposite sex.
Not that I've ever needed help
when it comes to getting women.
Wow! Your whole body is musky!
Since the animals don't keep
to a particular territory,
in Karafuto they call migratory
workers "musk deer."
Wilk and I wandered around a lot when we
were younger, so they called us that, too.
Really?
Come to think of it, he mentioned
his first hunt was a musk deer, too.
He cut his hohchiri off after it was over.
What's a hohchiri?
A little triangular ornament
made of glass beads.
Karafuto Ainu boys put them on their bangs.
And when when they make their first
kill on their own, they cut it off.
Asirpa, I used to wear this.
When you get a little older,
let's go hunting.
Until then, keep it tied to your bangs.
Then that was a hohchiri...
I didn't know it was meant for boys.
I've remembered something about
Aca thanks to the musk deer.
I see.
That's a good thing.
(Golden Kamuy)
Toyohara, known today as Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk.
At the time it was the political, economic,
and cultural center of Karafuto.
I know you like that thing
because Enonoka gave it to you,
but you're not gonna be a real
man until you take it off.
I know!
Get back here, damn it!
Somebody grab that kid!
(Episode Twenty-Eight)
(The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri Show)
And the copy of Gansoku Maiharu's
tattoo is in that bag?
That's right!
Yamada Circus
Chokichi!
We're still not set up yet!
Were the hell have you been?!
Where'd you get that bag, boy?
Wait, were you at it again?
That was a gun!
You thought that you got away, didn't you?
That's crazy... no one's ever been
able to catch up to me before.
I am so terribly sorry!
I can't believe he would steal from soldiers!
The boy's an orphan, and wasn't raised right.
I keep punishing him, but the bad
habits just don't seem to go away!
Look, it's fine. We don't want
to make a big deal out of it.
I can't allow him to keep being
a menace to other people!
Right here, right now, I'll have him
take responsibility for his actions!
What the hell are you doing?!
He's just a kid!
Keep pressure on the cut.
I'll get you to a doctor.
Wait... he's not even cut.
Was that fake blood?
Mine's real, though!
I apologize for the shock. I was trying
to lighten the mood a little.
It's called sleight of hand, you see.
The sword has a little trick added to it.
It's a tool that we used in our overseas tour,
for our big "harakiri" performance.
You guys are performers, then?
The lad here is Chokichi, our star acrobat.
An acrobat? Well, that explains it.
Welcome to the Yamada Circus!
I'm the ringmaster, Yamada!
We've just returned to Japan after
our acclaimed tour of Russia!
And we'll be putting on
a show here in Karafuto.
This is it!
What is?
From what the people who spotted her said,
Asirpa can't be that far ahead of us!
Put me in your Karafuto show!
When the Immortal Sugimoto
does your harakiri show,
everyone in Toyohara will
be talking about it!
Now, hold on! This is a bit sudden!
Not to mention, I'd have to explain
how to do the trick to you...
Listen, I'm no entertainer.
I'll take your secret to the grave.
So it's no problem, right?
But...
I think it'd be fine, as long
as the others join the show, too.
We do have a few members
of the troupe missing.
What?
Especially this gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure you're a
perfect fit for our world.
Goodness gracious!
What athleticism!
I was right about him.
Cikapasi, get back! It's dangerous!
Do not let go, Sergeant Tsukishima!
You had better not let go!
You can do it, Tanigaki Nispa!
Get a boner!
B-Boner... Boner, boner, boner-
Shut the hell up!
Remarkable! He's a natural-born acrobat!
What circus troupe were you a member of?!
The 7th Division of the Imperial Army!
I said not to let go, damn it!
Sugimoto-san!
You should practice the harakiri
show instead of acrobatics!
Does it really need practice?
Of course it does!
And you two, since you have absolutely
no talent for acrobatics,
join the dancing girls
as part of the side show!
Come on already, Genjiro,
your hands are slacking again.
You're focusing too much on your footwork.
Sorry, ma'am.
Are those hands only good
for playing with your dick?
No, ma'am.
What're you staring at, boy?
You in love with me?
No.
You think you'll get special treatment
if you jump in bed with me?!
No.
Because I don't go in for that sort of thing!
Okay.
Magnificent!
It's not just his talent,
he looks like a star, too!
Everyone in Karafuto's going
to be talking about him!
Hey, enough already!
If people are talking about you,
it'll defeat the whole point!
Is this jealousy?
How pitiful you are, Sugimoto Saichi!
No, you dumbass!
We're doing this so they'll
put Sugimoto in the show.
I know it's irritating to get called slow,
but you have to suck it up.
If this helps us find Asirpa,
then it'll all be worth it.
I'm just... extra baggage
for the dancing girls!
I just can't dance right!
I...
First, you cut a sheet of paper to prove
to the audience that the sword is real.
It really did cut it! Scary!
Isn't using a real sword kind of dangerous?!
It's perfectly safe!
That's where the gimmick comes in.
Now we pray...
Do I really have to?
Next, we splash a bit of water,
for purification.
Is that really necessary?
It's just a trick, right?
It's absolutely crucial.
Now, I'll make the cut...
That makes my balls shrivel!
How come, Sugimoto Nispa?!
No clue.
And after splashing a bit
on the leg, you cut it, too.
At this point the crowd will be pale
as a sheet, and howling in terror.
And then!
Those are some huge nipples!
Finally...
Seppuku!
And that about covers it.
Then someone comes in to cover me with
a sheet and drag me behind the scenes,
and the harakiri show is complete.
To explain the trick, there's a groove
running down the tip of the blade,
with red dye stuffed in it.
I get it.
Add the water, and it starts
to look like blood.
Ready to practice a bit?
He's amazing!
How incredible!
Try throwing a kiss toward the audience!
How do you throw a kiss?
Just like that!
The foreign audiences loved it!
Enough already!
Second Lieutenant Koito! You don't
need to be in the Karafuto show!
If you've got a problem, you just need
to outdo me with your performance!
Otherwise, the idea of the name Sugimoto
becoming famous in this town is a joke!
The harakiri trick gets a lot
of attention, too, y'know.
The foreign audiences were so sure I was dead,
they wrote about it in the local news.
All right. I better practice.
Genjiro, you're falling behind again!
Is that ass of yours too heavy
for you to step lively?!
Sorry, ma'am.
Don't cry, Genjiro-chan.
You can do it, Genjiro-chan.
Come on, girls, you need to get back.
Before Fumie-sensei gets mad...
Okay!
See you later, Genjiro-chan!
Y'know, Genjiro-chan, the show
in this town is going to be my last.
Beniko-senpai?
Is that true?
The dancing girls are all orphans that
the Yamada Circus looks after.
But once we're old enough,
we get left behind when the circus
heads to its next destination.
Is that how it is?
I'm so happy I get to dance with
you in the end, Genjiro-chan.
Let's make sure the Karafuto
show is a success!
Yeah!
Yeah...
(The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri Show)
All right, folks, we've got
a full house tonight!
Let's look sharp out there!
Time to bring the curtain
up on the Karafuto show!
(Golden Kamuy)
Your attention, please!
You will all be witness to the
performances of the Yamada Circus,
which have dazzled all of Russia!
And now it is our honor to bring
them here to you on this day!
All right!
Koito Nispa!
Just you wait, Lieutenant Koito!
Beniko-senpai!
And next up, Koito Otonoshin
will cross the high wire!
That's...
A picture of Lieutenant Tsurumi!
What's it doing here?!
What the...
We have witnessed an acrobatic god!
Damn you, Sugimoto!
You rifled through my things,
then tried to sabotage me with my
picture of Lieutenant Tsurumi!
You cold-blooded bastard!
Genjiro!
You looked good.
(Yamada Circus Troupe)
And now for our final performance,
the Yamada Circus's big closer!
The Immortal Sugimoto Harakiri show!
This needs to reach Asirpa-san.
I'm still alive!
What's going on here?
There are two of this picture?
Wait, it's slightly different!
Sugimoto wouldn't have a picture like this...
I was the one who did it.
Tsukishima?!
Any way you think about it, you were
standing out more, Lieutenant Koito.
That defeats the whole
point of the performance.
I thought some sabotage
would solve the problem.
This is bad.
What's wrong?
I replaced that katana's blade
with my own, for payback.
Oh, so, so cold!
You don't have to sell them
on how cold the water is!
I'm gonna cut my arm!
Here goes!
I'm gonna cut it! Here I go!
Get on with it!
Cut yourself!
Okay, here I go!
The blood...
Er... that actually hurt.
I'm actually cut.
This is a real sword!
Now what? Should I cut the act short?
Swap the swords out?
No, it'd stand out too much!
The crowd would definitely lose interest!
He's going to keep going?!
I can't back down in front
of a huge crowd like this!
That blood looks real!
'Cuz it is!
Have to be careful... not to
hit anything important...
This is all...
To find Asirpa-san!
Who are those Russians?
What a trick!
It looks so real!
Get out there and bow for the crowd!
And grab the bodies while they're distracted!
Okay!
Seems their actual target
was the ringmaster...
Since their orders were to go after the
man performing the harakiri show.
But this was the one time that
just happened to be Sugimoto.
Who hired them?
Someone from the
Russian government, they said.
Why would the Russians
be after the ringmaster?
You're a spy, aren't you?
That's right. I was originally an
officer with the Imperial Army.
I was embedded in Russia for
years before the war broke out,
where I acted as an intelligence
operative behind the scenes.
The Russian government
probably caught onto my identity.
Bloody hell...
Well, you're one shitty spy.
Bury all three of them under the tent.
We'll be pulling out in the morning, too.
This place was just an empty field, anyway.
Take care of yourselves, okay?
Beniko-senpai...
Genjiro-chan! Don't forget
about me or the girls, okay?
Yeah!
There's a write-up about
the show in the paper.
There is?!
What's it say about me?
It's got about...
Two sentences.
(The Immoral Sugimoto)
And it's a misprint!
Damn it all!
Koito-kun!
We plan on traveling to America some day!
With your acrobatics, you could have
the world eating out of your hand!
Please, join the Yamada Circus!
I can't do that.
Why?!
Because Lieutenant Tsurumi wouldn't like it.
We're looking for some people.
One of them is a part of a partisan group
that's made up of a ethnic minority
from the Amur River area.
We believe he's headed north to
rendezvous with his comrades.
Do you know anything that might help?
Partisans?
One thing comes to mind.
About 530 kilometers north of Toyohara,
in a Russian port town,
there's the biggest prison
in Karafuto, Alexandrovskaya Prison.
I heard a large group of eastern minorities
was moved there for plotting a resistance.
That definitely sounds like
where Kiroranke would be headed.
The performance might not have helped,
but we got some important
intel from Ringmaster Yamada.
It did help.
It might only be two sentences,
and there's a misprint,
but Asirpa-san is sharp enough
to understand, if she reads it.
I just hope those beautiful blue
eyes are catching a glimpse
of the proof that I'm alive.
Hey, Shiraishi, look at this.
It's poop! And it's still steaming!
That means there there must
be some big game in the area!
That's my poop from a few minutes ago.
Asirpa was catching a glimpse
of Shiraishi's turd.
Next Time "The Border"