Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 2 - Showmance - full transcript
The Glee Club performs in front of the school for the first time and pushes their performance to the limits. When Quinn realizes Rachel's realizes her feelings for Finn, she goes to great lengths to keep her man. Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester's wife reveals some surprising news, forcing Will to figure out a new way to make ends meet.
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Freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Have you heard
About the new dance craze?
Listen to us
I'm sure you'll be amazed
Big fun
She take my money
When I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin'
Friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger
Way over town
That digs on me
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' wit' no broke no broke
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head
She give me money.
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon
When I'm in need
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm, she said
She give me money.
I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm.
When I'm in need
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm.
But I'm lookin' for the one
Have you seen her?
No, we ain't seen her!
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin'she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin'. With no broke no broke
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head
She give me money
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids.
Got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child
support for one of his kids
His baby mama car
crib is bigger than his
You will see him on
TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl.
And drive off in a Hyundai
She was s'pose to buy your
shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor
got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like
Michael with your money
Should've got that insure
GEICO for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla 'We want Prenup'
'WE WANT PRENUP!'
Yeah!
All by myself
All by myself, all by myself,
I don't wanna be..
Get up on this!
Get up on this!
Oooh baby, baby
My baby, baby
Oooh Baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Get up on this!
Yes! Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa's here!
Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers,
get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night
Working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys
That we know
How to become number one
In a hot party show
Now push it!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
Push it real good!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
P-push it real good!
Ah, push it!
Get up on this!
Yo baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast
Or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard
like I wish you would? Now push it!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
Push it real good!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
P-push it real good!
Ah, push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Push it!
Say a little prayer for you
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair now
And wond'ring what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me
You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out
Don' t tell me you're sorry
'cause you're not
And baby, when I know you're only sorry
you got caught
But you put on quite a show,
Really had me going
Now it's time to go,
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
And the award for
the best liar goes to you
For making me believe
that you could be
faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out
But you put on quite a show,
Really had me going
Now it's time to go,
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now
---
Freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out
Le freak, c'est chic
Have you heard
About the new dance craze?
Listen to us
I'm sure you'll be amazed
Big fun
She take my money
When I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin'
Friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger
Way over town
That digs on me
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' wit' no broke no broke
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head
She give me money.
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon
When I'm in need
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm, she said
She give me money.
I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm.
When I'm in need
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm.
But I'm lookin' for the one
Have you seen her?
No, we ain't seen her!
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin'she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin'. With no broke no broke
She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head
She give me money
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids.
Got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child
support for one of his kids
His baby mama car
crib is bigger than his
You will see him on
TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl.
And drive off in a Hyundai
She was s'pose to buy your
shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor
got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like
Michael with your money
Should've got that insure
GEICO for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla 'We want Prenup'
'WE WANT PRENUP!'
Yeah!
All by myself
All by myself, all by myself,
I don't wanna be..
Get up on this!
Get up on this!
Oooh baby, baby
My baby, baby
Oooh Baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Get up on this!
Yes! Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa's here!
Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers,
get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night
Working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys
That we know
How to become number one
In a hot party show
Now push it!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
Push it real good!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
P-push it real good!
Ah, push it!
Get up on this!
Yo baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast
Or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard
like I wish you would? Now push it!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
Push it real good!
Ah, push it
Push it good!
Ah, push it
P-push it real good!
Ah, push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Get up on this!
Push it!
Push it!
Say a little prayer for you
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair now
And wond'ring what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me
You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out
Don' t tell me you're sorry
'cause you're not
And baby, when I know you're only sorry
you got caught
But you put on quite a show,
Really had me going
Now it's time to go,
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
And the award for
the best liar goes to you
For making me believe
that you could be
faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out
But you put on quite a show,
Really had me going
Now it's time to go,
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now