Final Space (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Final Space - full transcript

Avocato receives a message from Little Cato seeking rescue. Tensions rise between Quinn and Avocato over whether to save Earth or Little Cato. The crew of the Galaxy 1 will never be the same in the aftermath.

Are you wondering how healthy the food you are eating is? Check it -
- Chookity? Chookity!
- Shoot the laser. Shoot the laser!

What Mooncake
is trying to say here is...

Previously on "Final Space"...

Avocato's been trying to save
his son, Little Cato,

for a long freakin' time,

who the Lord Commander
has locked away. Oh, crap!

Gary swore that he wouldn't rest

until Little Cato
was back home safe,

and Gary always keeps his word.

Four minutes of oxygen left, Gary.

Avocato, now would be the time
to appear and scoop me up.

He's not coming, Gary.

I'm afraid no one is.

H.U.E., what are my chances
that I'm secretly an immortal?

Like Zeus, Hercules,
or Octoprime Rex?

There is no chance.

I think there's a chance I got

an Octoprime Rex thing
going on. Big time.

You have absolutely no chance
because Octoprime Rex

is completely fabricated by you.

If we're talking percentages

of me becoming
an eight-sided enhanced T-Rex,

what are the odds?

Zero percent.

So death it is.

1x06 - Chapter Six

H.U.E., can you patch this in?


Dad, these are my coordinates.

Come find me.
I mean, at your leisure,

but like, for me preferably fast.
That'd be great.

Is that your son?

- Yes.
- He looks healthy.

I mean, look, yeah,
it looks like ... it looks like

you did a pretty good job
raising the boy.

I mean, it's obvious he's been bathing.

I've traced the coordinates
to the Udrex System in Sector 11.

H.U.E., set a course. Sector 11.

Out of the question!
We've got a breach to close!

- H.U.E., Sector 11. Now!
- Stand back.

- Ah!
- I get it. He's your son.

But a world can end
if we don't close the breach.

You're right. It is my son.

- And we're getting him.
- Dude! What the freak?!

Gary, which is it?
Earth, or his son?

- You're going to have to choose.
- Remember. You promised.

It's going down!

It... is... going...
downtown, y'all!

I've thought on it...
and I choose both.

But first, we need
to save Little Cato.

In the chair!

- You're saying your son is worth the lives of ...
- Yes.

- Is this totally necessary?
- KVN, watch her.

I can't believe I trusted you.

We're gonna do both jobs.

Hang tight.
We'll be back.

You sure you want to do this?

There's a 99% chance
that this is a trap.

Traps are just
open casting calls for heroes.

Plus, you already tied up Quinn,

so there's no real
rebound after that.

- You're a good friend.
- I would've gone with "great."

But whatever.
I'll take... good.

- What is happening?
- I think we're about to hug.

Should we?

The siren's call
is beckoning us to embrace.

- We shan't ignore her.
- Mmm.

Hell, yeah.

Thanks, bud.
Needed that.

- Let's get your boy back.
- Chookity!

- Mooncake, we're gonna need
rich sacks of back up. - Ooh!

We're goin' down to the Lord
Commander's prison colony.

- It's dangerous!
- Ooh!

It's life-threatening!
We're probably gonna die.

- I ... You got my back, little buddy?
- Chookity!

I didn't really sell that
very well, did I?

Crap! So no back up.

- Just two hombres with a dream.
- H.U.E., let's do this.

We have arrived.

Then land this thing.

Unfortunately, if we land,
we will be detected.

You'll have to space vault.

Are you sa... are you saying
we gotta jump?

Jump like freakin' a zillion
feet through that purple cloud?!

How close can you get us?

Nowhere near close enough.

I can do nowhere near close enough.
Punch it, H.U.E.!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

What is this? Two planets?!

There's two!
Which one is it?

- It's left.
- Right?

R-Right? I-I can't hear
you over the music!

- Right it is!
- Gary!

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Something feels wrong.

Yeah, because
we're on the wrong planet.

This planet is all wrong.

No, literally!
We landed on the wrong planet!

Gosh dang it.
Crap it rough!

Of course, it's left.
It's always left.

Everything in my life has
always been left. Left! Left!

Yum, yum, yum, yum! Hmm.
Wup, wup, wup!

Wup, wup, wup!

How does it feel, KVN?

To be so hot, so good looking,

so handsome?

Hmm. So, uh, am I
the best-looking thing

- aboard the Galaxy One?
- By far.


Quinn, I can make you
very happy here.

- Uh, should I kill Gary?
- What?! No.

But soon.
Then it will just be the two of us.

And when I say hot,
that doesn't even begin to describe

- what you've got coming.
- Oooooh, I like it hot!

Then you... just... untie me, KVN.

Maybe I can re-tie you later?
With love knots?

And then I can kill Gary later, right?

Just untie me,
you metallic moron!

Sorry, just to be clear, did you say

- kill Gary, or don't kill Gary?
- Shut up.

H.U.E., ready a HAWK.
I got a breach to close.

Quinn, you should reconsider.

Too late.
Open the hangar.

Quinn, I think there is something
you should see before you go.

Not interested, H.U.E.
No one left to trust.

You can trust Gary.

That's a joke, right?

What's this?

It's time you get to know
the real Gary.

There are hundreds.

Yes, one for every day
of his sentence.


Hey, Quinn!
It's me, Gary.

Day one!

Uh, I should probably start
by apologizing to you

and of course the Sanchez family

for blowing up their
very mediocre restaurant.

If we're being honest.

Looks like we've come down with
a case of wrong-planet-itis.

- Luckily, there's a cure.
- What?

Jump to the next planet!

No tunes, baby?!


We're planet jumping, man!

We are planet jumping!

All right!
Let's kill them all!

They're never gonna see us coming!

Oh! Whoa!

I say we burst in, guns blazing.

- Blind fire from the hip.
- For Little Cato.

- For Little Cato.
- Meow!

Oh, come on!

- Oh, great. Nobody's around.
- This is totally a trap.

- Where are you going?
- I gotta take care of some biz.

- Curious? Thought so.
- No.

I gotta release a fat pee stream.

- I wasn't curious.
- You were totally curious.

- No, I wasn't!
- I ... Whatever!

- Papa.
- Cato....



- Papa.
- Little Cato!

Ooh. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, not
to kill the reunion vibe,

but there's something mega
not right with your boy.

It's my fault.
He's angry with me.

Well, it's, uh, you know, that's great.
It's good, it's good.

But, uh, he's got a weird way
of showing that,

in the fact that
he's hovering off the ground!

- Yeah, you got a point.
- I got a point? I know I do.

- Aah!
- Aah! Agh!

Okay, nice to meet you.
And your name is?

Death is sweeter than life.

I don't know
why more kids aren't named

"Death is sweeter than life."
Fine boy you have here.

Things are about to get real.
You kept your promise, Gary.

Go back.
Go back to Quinn.

Why would you even say that?

Because ... what do
you really know about me?

I know for a guy who says
he's not a cat,

you sure do love milk.
Other than that, not a lot.

Gary, I hate the Lord Commander
for a reason.

I used to be his Second in Command.

I was a master of death.

I did anything
the Lord Commander asked of me.

He above all else demanded loyalty.

And one day, he ordered
all of his generals

to prove their allegiance to him
by killing their firstborn.

Oh, that's pretty dark.
Like midnight dark.

Like the darkest of the dark.
Like super dark.

For eternity!

For the Lord Commander!

Do it, Avocato, and become my First.

Do it!

- Why didn't you just kill the Big Cheese?
- I tried.

- Did you?
- Yes.

Okay, I like that out of you.
Yeah, I believe you.

If I sense doubt in you
ever again, remember ...

I own your son!

And now... I own you!

How'd ya end up
with a little green tic-tac

- cosmic butt head like that in the first place?
- By not asking the questions

- I didn't want to hear the answers to.
- Mm-hmm.

- What the hell does that even mean?
- I've made a lot of mistakes.

You still want
anything to do with me?

All of us are broken.
Just a question of how much

and how far we're willing
to go to fix it.

Seems like you want that
pretty bad.

- Yeah.
- Then as far as I'm concerned,

we're back to where we started.

I made you a promise
to get your son back.

And until we get him back,
I got your back.

It's back to back for life!

Heeeeeeey, Quinn!

Gary again.
I wrote a jingle ...

well, more of a ballad ...
which I called "Love Pain."

Actually, wait. No.
It's called "Pain Love."

- It's one of those two.
- Ooh. A song? Ooh.

H.U.E. won't let me have a guitar.

Do you really think I'm going
to hang myself by guitar strings?!

- Yes, dude.
- Yeah, well, you're probably right.

So I made one
out of a plastic spoon,

three pieces of gravity tape,
a Cheeto, and my hair.

All right, let me just tune it.

You know,
I haven't practiced this,

- so I'm a little bit rusty.
- That idiot.

♪ It hurts, it burns ♪

♪ It pains, it laughs ♪

Ready, Papa?

Ready, son.

I mean, you know
the Lord Commander's

- gonna be behind this door, right?
- Surprise!

- Surprise? You gotta be kidding.
- Dude, no one's surprised.

I spent many hours of my day
planning this!

Everyone in the entire prison
was murdered for this surprise!

Well, I don't know what to tell ya.

- I don't think it was worth it.
- Silence!


Oh. Ohhhh.

- I have more surprises for you, the Gary.
- Just... Gary.

As for your father... kill him.


Get on with it, you fun-sized devil.

We both know you won't tell me
where Mooncake is,

so I think it's time
I find him myself.

What are you doin'?
Get outta my mind, yo.

This consciousness quadrant
is members only.

So get out of my mind.

You can't do that.
It's my mind.

I didn't invite you into my mind.

Get outta my mind!

What's this blinking one?

That means incoming message.

It must have been delayed
by the interference.

Sure, whatever. Play it.

This may be the last time
we talk one-on-one.

Uh, I told Avocato
I was taking a fat pee,

but I just wanted to connect
with you one last time

in case, you know,
I don't survive this.

Quinn, I know I don't say
the right thing half the time

or any of the time.
You know, in fact, I have Word-arrhea.

It's an unpleasant spraying
of words that just won't quit.

It ... I mean, it's ... it's a thing.

Uh, I want you to know that I
know that I hurt you back there.

- Shut up. Shut up!
- Shut up!

Could you please shut up?!
Shut up!

I don't expect that rope
to hold you very long.

I mean, you're pretty awesome
and agile and hot.

I guess you probably left
the Galaxy One by now.

But I want you to know that...

I would have went with you
till the very end.

I'm sorry, Quinn.

I hope one day I can repair
the trust I broke.

Gary always puts other
people's lives before his own.

- H.U.E., where's Gary?
- Unclear.

I have lost communications with him.

Then we better get down there
and find him.

We're coming, Gary.

Hell, yeah, dawg.



Little Cato?!

Little Cato no longer
controls this body.

I know you're in there, son.

- Wrong.
- Agh!

I've been a terrible father.

The Lord Commander ruined me,
and I lost you.

Please, son.
Don't let him ruin you.

What if it's too late?

It's not.
You're still right here.



What the heck took you so long?!

Now, let's get the hell out of here.

- There you are.
- Aah!

Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

He's right here.

- Now, Mooncake!
- Chookity!


- Time to go, bud!
- Name's Gary by the way.

Nice to see your paws
touching the ground.

Little Cato. Likewise.

We need to get to the Galaxy One.

I got this.

- Boom! Done.
- You're almost as good as me.

Please, I passed you years ago.


Oh, come on!

KVN is here to save the daaaay!

- That was tight.
- Let's move it.

- Gary!
- Quinn! Where are you?!

Now, H.U.E.!

KVN, I'm lowering the tether.

- Oh, Quinn, you really do love me.
- I don't love you.

- I... love you.
- Yes!

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Hoo! Wah-wah-wah wah,

Yay! Gary, Gary, Gary.
Hey, hey, hey.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

As excited as I am about today,

- I'm even more excited for tomorrow.
- Yeah.


- No.
- Take care of my boy.

No! D-Dad!

♪ Welcome ♪

♪ Inch'Allah, Inch'Allah ♪

♪ Enter one ♪

♪ Amazing grace ♪

♪ Is pouring down ♪

♪ Fear not this light ♪

♪ We are of this light divine ♪

♪ So come ♪

♪ We move as one ♪

♪ Amazing grace ♪

♪ is pouring down ♪

♪ Fear not this light ♪

♪ We are on this light divine ♪

♪ Welcome, enter one ♪