Final Space (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Chapter Four - full transcript

After Gary is reunited with Quinn, the Galaxy One is hacked by the Infinity Guard, prompting Gary to harvest solar power from a nearby star to repower it. The radiation from the star triggers painful memories from Gary's past.

Get ready to turn your
brains to viewing mode

because, previously on "Final Space,"

Gary just received a Mayday call

for none other than Quinn,
the super-spicy captain

he hasn't stopped thinking
about for the past five years.

What a loser!
Ha ha ha!

Oh, and Quinn is on the run
from the Infinity Guard?

Whoa! We've had our fun.

Get ready to have yours.


H.U.E.: Gary, you have six
minutes of oxygen left.

Gary: It can't be.

What are you doing, Gary?

What do you think I'm doing?
I'm gonna consume its power.

But opening your helmet
will blow out your internals,

inducing instantaneous death.

That's one possible outcome.

Another, I eat the cookie,
and its power turns me

into a majestic
space-breathing manticore.

You will die before
you eat the cookie.

I'm pretty sure I could get it
in there before I die.

- That is not possible, Gary.
- I really think I can do it.

I'm gonna lob it right in
and close the helmet super fast.

You can't, Gary.

No lobbing,
no closing, no cookie.



[Title music]

1x04 - Chapter Four

Quinn: Mayday, Mayday!

My name is Quinn Airgone,
a captain in the Infinity Guard.

I've been investigating
a gravitational disturbance,

which I now see
is a breach in space.

Many people are dead, and I'm
about to join them unless... [Beeping]

Aah! Is there not a single idiot
that can hear me?!

I can hear her.

The greatest love story
in the history of the universe

is about to blossom forth.

Yo, dude, just keep
the expectations in check.

Quinn hasn't responded to a single
message of yours in five years.

- People get busy. I'm busy.
- For five years?

4 years, 11 months and 30 days.

- That's five years, bro.
- Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.

- It is.
- But it could not be.

H.U.E.: Disabled transporter
is now locked in.

Dispatching Sames to secure Quinn.

Over my hard nipples, H.U.E.!

If anyone is saving Quinn,
it's me, the captain.

Gary, for what is the 9,045th time,

- you are still a prisoner.
- I disagree.

As soon as the crap
hit the interstellar fan,

I became the captain for real.

Calculating... no.

Calculating, yes. I will use
those powers to rescue Quinn.

One week has been added
to your sentence.

Frickin' what ... what ...
w... what's new, H.U.E.?

What's new?

Now, before I risk my life
for the woman I love,

does anyone perchance
have a breath mint?

- Right here, Gary.
- Ach! Oh!

God, no, I'm killing my best friend!

Let KVN get it.
I can do it.

I'm close.
It's right there.

Whoa, KVN, stay away,
far away from me forever!

Oh, my God! Ugh!





Gary: Commencing rescue.
Commencing destiny.



Nice work. I need
to commandeer your ship.

I have a class-three priority.

Quinn, you look every bit as spicy

as the last time I saw you.

- Great, and you are again?
- Oh-ho-ho!

How I've missed
your razor-sharp wit.

No, seriously, I have
no idea who you are.

- Really?
- You resemble no one

- I know, so, yeah, really.
- Seriously?

- Seriously.
- Oh, dear Lord, you're suffering from amnesia!

I'm suffering from an emergency
that's going to destroy Earth.

[Laughs] Quinn, you really
expect me to believe

you don't know who I am?

Hold on.
I know how to fix this.

[Smacks lips]
This is the real raw Gary.

[Laughs] That didn't fix it,
whoever you are.

What a dagger to the heart.

I'm the guy who,
for the past five years,

has been sending
daily documentaries

to the woman
who has no idea who I am!

Wow, that sucks.
I never got any of them.

Now, if you could just show me
where the bridge is...

It's all good.
Life, you know?

Hmm, cute guy, but issues,
definite issues.


Quinn doesn't
even know who I am!

Oh, no! Oh!

Oh! Uh!

Oh... this is not what
it's supposed to be.

Oh, God, it hurts so much!

Oh, she doesn't
even know who I am!

I need to record my feelings!

Quinn, for future reference,

the decent thing would've
been to fake amnesia.

I would've faked amnesia.

People I know and love
all would've faked amnesia,

but you had to be honest.

Name one decent relationship that
has ever been built on honesty.

You can't, can you?

That's because there aren't any.

I know this doesn't
make any sense, [Music]

but I really needed to talk
to somebody right now,

and you're the only person
I can open my heart wallet to

and spend my hurt coins with.

- Jerry?
- Oh! Jerry?

You don't even know my name.

Avocato, is he all right?

- No.
- You know Avocato's name?

- Hey, gang.
- Not now, KVN.

Carl, Hank, Orson, Noodles,

- can you give me and, uh...
- Gary.

...Gary a minute?

Who are you recording that for?

Someone who meant
quite a lot to me.

I hope she gets to see it one day.

When you're this far out in space,
most of that stuff gets lost.

Suppose it does.
What did you come here for?

I just wanted to say,
"Thank you, Gerald."

You're welcome.

Is his name Gerald?

Was he lying to us this whole time?

I'm confused.
Maybe Gerald is a nickname.

Maybe his last name is Gerald.

Help me to understand,
Gerald, Gary, Gerald.

SAMES: This ship has been seized by
the authority of the Infinity Guard.

Carl, not right now.
I've had a bad day.

I am really not in the mood
for a hug, Carl.

Carl, that's enough.
I'm fine. Get away from me!

Bad Carl! Bad Carl!

Bad Carl!

H.U.E. Emergency. Our power
reactor has been drained.

The Galaxy I is immobilized.

A takeover command has been
uploaded into my system.

I am fighting it, but it will succeed.

- Okay. Uh.
- It's the Infinity Guard.

We've been hacked.
For some reason, they're trying

to shut down my investigation.

- What a bunch of nerds.
- They're after me.

- You? Why? You're perfect.
- Where do I start?

The Earth is being sucked
into a black hole.

I went rogue, stole a ship,
evaded arrest,

and if I don't get off this ship,
everyone dies.

You sly fox.
[Grunts] Jelly!

Hey! Oh, my gosh.

Sorry, sorry.
I meant, "You icy minx."

Oh, I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding.

Sorry, I meant, "Danger panda?"

Oh! We're flirting!

We're flirting!
This is great!

This is a good advancement
in our relationship!

Oh! Oh, my gosh! Okay.
Okay. We're done flirting.

We're not flirting, [Chuckles]
just like old times.

Trust me.
This is just the start.

An Imperium cruiser will be
on the way to seize the ship.

Well, welcome aboard.
Like we needed more danger.

Now we're just stuck here until
the Infinity Guard captures us.

How do we get this choo-choo
train back to Safetytown?

Theoretically, we could
harness the solar rays

from that dying star,
but it is highly unstable.

We've got to get out of here.

I could space-vault close enough to it

with a VX-1 light-matter pump,

mine it and restart the reactor core.

- [Laughs] I'll do it.
- I'll do it.

I'll save you again.

- No way.
- Yes way.

- You? No, no, no, me.
- Me! No, not...

- No, me.
- I ... I will do it.

Then you will know
who Gary Goodspeed is.

Don't worry.
I do this all the...


He does do that all the time.

I'm gonna save the ship.
I'm gonna save Quinn.

I'm gonna harness
the crap out of destiny.

Mooncake, let's do this!

Chuck, chuck, chuck,
chuck, woo-hoo!

Play the good stuff, H.U.E.

You're a go for thrusters.


♪ Spend a year out in the desert ♪

♪ Spend a year out to sea ♪

♪ Spend the nights under the stars ♪

♪ Just been asleep ♪

- # Asked a question... #
- What is that?!

♪ ...where I've been ♪

The star is surrounded by a
graveyard of destroyed vessels.

Thank you for the heads-up, H.U.E.

What you are seeing, Gary,

is the remains of the
Scarlet Lance and its fleet.

Thousands of souls were lost.

And it's messy.
We got that part, H.U.E.

It's a mess all over here.

There, over there, right here,

especially right here,
everywhere, it's a mess.

Mooncake: Jokahee.

Hurry, Gary.
The star is about to implode.

♪ Go on down ♪

We're cooking, H.U.E.


Power is being received.

The Sames are cutting through.

H.U.E. system is overrun.

You are all now prisoners
of the Infinity Guard.

An Imperium will be here
shortly to seize you.

H.U.E.: [Distorted] I'm sorry.


Whatcha doing?

Not much, you know,
mostly being imprisoned.

- You look like crap.
- Shut up!

You always look like crap,
but right now, like,

you look like
if crap built a house on crap.

Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!

Ah, come on!

[Laughs evilly]


H.U.E.: Sames, apprehend the targets.

Use all force necessary.

It is only a matter of time
before we break in.

Surrender now.

If we can get into
H.U.E.'s mainframe,

we can regain control of the ship.

Ugh, the Sames are
blocking our way out.

- That's our way out.
- Hey, guys, I can disable H.U.E.

We need to send the best
person for the job.

- I accept.
- I have a key in my butthole.

I was thinking of me.

That's funny because
I was thinking of me.

I can do it.
Embrace the KVN.

You're not even part
of the Infinity Guard.

You're the reason
we're even in this mess,

and I'm the reason
we're going to get out of it.

- Got that, baby?
- Don't... call me... "baby."

Wish me luck, guys.


[Chanting] KVN! KVN! KVN!


Captain's log 5397 ...

We have found
a life-form small in size.

The doctors tell me it's unlike
anything they have ever seen.

We're calling it E351.

- Captain, we're being hailed.
- Link it through.

Lord Commander: Hello.

You found something
I have been searching for.

- Hand it over!
- Man: Captain, they're logging onto our fleet.

Prepare the lightfold engines!

- Sir, they're firing!
- Evasive...




Wherever you go, death follows,

and it will make its way to Gary.


It's getting pretty hot
out here, H.U.E. H.U.E.!

Can you hear me?




All right. Time to head back
before this star implodes.

Where's Mooncake?

Man #2: Gary.

Why is there a caterpillar out here?

What brings you, noble creature,
so close to my face?

Wait. Why am I talking
to a caterpillar?

It's obvious.
I'm hallucinating.




How's my boy doing?

- Great.
- Dad?

That's unsettling.

Woman: The new Imperium T-3 Cruiser

will bridge us to the next galaxy,

and the countdown has begun. 10...

Hey, you want to watch
the launch outside?

- ...9...
- You bet!

...7, 6, 5...

- Dad!
- Keep your eyes open.

It'll be taking off right over there.

...3, 2, 1.

- One day, I'm gonna do that.
- You are, huh?

Yeah, I'm gonna have
a whole bunch of adventures.

- A whole bunch?
- Bunches and bunches.

Why are you showing this to me?

Answer me,
you drug-dealer caterpillar!


I remember this.

- Son...
- I could come with you.

There's nothing more in the
world that I would want,

but not this time, little buddy.

I have to do this one alone.
You won't understand,

but know that I'm doing this for you.

- Can you make me a promise?
- Yeah.

Promise me you'll have
your own adventures.

- I will.
- Bunches and bunches.

Here, this fellow will look
after you while I'm gone.

- What's his name?
- Mooncake.



H.U.E.: KVN, I know what
you're trying to do, KVN.

Every attempt to disable me will
fail because you are a loser.

Can't talk, H.U.E.
I have to insert this thingy in you.


I will not let that insertion happen.

This is your last chance
to cease all action.



No one believes in you.

Go back, you waste of life.

Quinn: Hurry, KVN!

[Lasers firing]


Oh, ah, ooh.


Booting back up.

All systems now independent
of the Infinity Guard network.

Aah! Aah!

KVN is victorious!

KVN did it!
Good job, KVN.

Gary is never going to believe this.

Systems have been reactivated.

Nice to have you back, H.U.E.

Nice to be back. Sorry to
be the bearer of bad news,

but we're still in extreme danger.

Those dickheads from
the Infinity Guard found us,

and Gary is not responding.

Gary, where are you?

Your radiation levels
are becoming critical.

You must leave now.

Woman: John Goodspeed is on a mission

to investigate a shift
in the gravitational constant

that's creating an anomaly in space.

- Don't make me watch this.
- You have to.







H.U.E.: Warning, warning,

radiation levels have reached 92%.

Chookit, pah, pah.

Gary, return to the ship
immediately. [Alarm beeping]

I am detecting massive
fluctuations in the star.

H.U.E., prime the lightfold engines.

- What about Gary?
- We don't have the time.

If the Infinity Guard catches me,
billions of people die.

- I like Jerry.
- Gary!

Right, Gary.
I don't want to leave him,

but this is bigger than one person.

Radiation levels
have now reached 98%.

Wake up, Gary.

The star could explode
at any moment.

Gary, we need you to get
back to the ship now!

Gary, the star is going supernova.

Avocato: Gary, wake the hell up, man.
Get back to the ship pronto.

- Come on.
- Oh, my gram!

Go faster! Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

Oh! Oh, oh!
This is troubling! Oh, no!

No! Oh! Oh!

- He won't make it in time.
- Yes, he will.

Sorry, Quinn.
We wait for Gary.

All right.
We wait for Gary.

Man #3: Galaxy I,
prepare to be boarded.

Open the freaking door!


Lightfold the ship, H.U.E.!


It works.

Dad, these are my coordinates.

Come find me, I mean,
at your leisure,

but, like, for me, preferably fast.
That'd be great.

Dad, these are my coordinates.

Come find me, I mean, at your leisure,

but, like, for me, preferably fast.
That'd be great.


Who reverse-hacked H.U.E.
and the Sames again?

- I did.
- Right, you keep saying that,

except there's just [Chuckles]
no way that's possible.

Oh, yeah.
He's truth in' it.

So what can you tell me about
this gravitational disturbance?

Why do you want to know?

I think my dad has
something to do with it.

- Wait, who's your dad?
- John Goodspeed.

Your dad was John Goodspeed?
Now I remember!

Five years ago, you're the guy
who kept asking me for a drink,

then blew up 92 Imperium Cruisers

and a small Mexican family restaurant!

Yes, yes, yes! That's me!

- You do remember me!
- I do.

Now get that finger out of
my face, or I'll snap it off.

I like how you speak words.

[Finger snaps]