Dave (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 9 - Dream Girl - full transcript
Dave straddles the line between reality and fantasy as Emma's tour documentary is finally complete.
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Looking for Love tour,
night one.
What are you looking forward to
the most?
It's the Looking for Love tour.
I need to find the one.
He's worried about
finding the one.
There's way too many hoes
out here
to be worried about one.
Me and you have entirely
different philosophies
on dating;
I love love, personally.
This dude is crazy.
He got his face on
a whole tour bus out here,
and he's worried about love?
You can't let this opportunity
pass you by.
I've been waiting my whole life
for this opportunity.
I'm just saying, I'm gonna
use the social leverage
that comes with being a rapper
to find the one more easily.
She'll see me clearer.
Well, I hope you see me, ladies,
'cause I'm in every city
and I need
two bitches on me on both arms,
like a Rollie.
Really? It has to be two women
on both arms like a Rollie?
Like, let's...
Women are not objects.
Fuck it.
Oh, my God.
- Is this it?
- This is her.
She is here,
she is unbelievable.
Wow, you're pretty liberal
with the pronouns.
- Hmm.
- This is...
- unbelievable.
- Yeah.
You really got to appreciate
the craftsmanship, though.
- Look at these...
- Yeah, pure milk of magnesia in there.
Design it that way.
Wait, how much
did she cost, again?
Uh, like, $7,000.
- You paid...
- There was a version that cost 15 grand, by the way.
- Okay, so the class war is real. This is...
- Yeah.
That one could stand and
it could, like, totally speak.
It could be like,
"Hi, Dave, how you doing?"
But this one's
more than suitable.
Came with a nice, cute wig.
She is a brunette.
This is... Is this a tampon?
I hope not. That would be such
a burden for me to maintain.
I don't know what this is.
It's cool-looking.
I'll look it up.
- Hmm...
- This is... Looks like a vibrator or something.
This is crazy. So small...
What am I looking up again?
- The tampons.
- Oh. Yeah.
Oh. That's to warm her orifices.
It's kind of cold-blooded.
I mean, that's good,
my old way was so unwieldy.
- What was your...
- If that's the right... You don't want to know.
It involved a stick
and a space heater.
And don't worry, this is not
gonna replace you in any way.
This is simply a tool
to elevate masturbation.
- I wasn't. Should I be...
- You shouldn't be.
Okay. I'm not weirded out
by this, weirdly.
- You really get me.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
But maybe don't fuck her while
I'm in the house, you know?
I just don't know
if I can unsee that.
- I can do that.
- You can?
I can notdo that.
- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.
What?
Yeah, I know,
Robyn's leaving town soon
and you're excited about it,
but I'm not.
I'm actually really dreading it,
and it makes me sad
when I think about it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go read.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Here. I will be in the home.
Understood. Yes.
Don't fuck it now.
- Yes.
- Sure.
Must be pretty cool
to see your weird dreams
- become a reality.
- It really is.
It really is.
♪ You don't even care about me ♪
♪ Tell me why I care about you ♪
♪ This ain't the movies ♪
♪ But I think
that you're the one ♪
♪ Rachel, let me be
your Mr. McAdams ♪
♪ Rachel, they gonna call me
Mr. McAdams ♪
♪ I'll take your name,
girl, facts ♪
♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes ♪
♪ Don't lie to me,
don't lie to me ♪
♪ Don't lie, you think
I'm fucking sick ♪
♪ You think I lost my shit,
you think I'm weird A.F. ♪
♪ But that endearing freckle
up on your chin is too much ♪
♪ I got a freckle
on my face, too ♪
♪ I know you've dated
Taylor Kitsch ♪
♪ And I know you've seen
Ryan Gosling's dick ♪
♪ Ooh, aww, girl,
I don't know it all, girl ♪
♪ I just want to take you
to a ball, have a ball, girl ♪
♪ Valet will call me
Mr. McAdams. ♪
Okay.
- That's a big song.
- Yeah.
Look at LD out here
cheating on his girlfriend
- with a movie star.
- Damn.
I mean, she's not
my girlfriend, technically,
like, the terms
have not been defined yet.
But, like, I'm just making
a funny comedy song
about the concept
of a dream woman
- that everyone's gonna relate to.
- Mm.
But I would never cheat
on a girl. Sorry.
I'm not a dirtbag
like you, Gata.
I'm a good guy.
Man, I was cheating
out the gate.
I had girls doing my homework.
That's so cool to say.
I'm gonna go do
a verse pass, okay?
Start me up, Johnny.
It's "Beam me up, Scotty,"
you fucking idiot.
Hey, bro, I know
you working on his shit,
but you need to turn
that shit down.
Look at this.
What
happens when 15 horny singles
with moderate to severe
mental health issues
gather in one house
- in a tropical paradise...
- Tropical paradise.
...and are told they can't
have sex or freak out?
One way or another,
someone's gonna get nuts.
Yo, what's up?
What's really real?
It's your boy Gata.
I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict.
I ain't never went a week
without smashing a bitch.
You know I keep
the hoes in rotation.
I'm gonna win me
a million dollars
on theNut Haus.
Nut Haus. This September.
Nut Haus.
If I fuck and nut, bro,
or if I go nuts
and have an episode and go manic
and ramp up too much,
I lose. But this show?
- Gonna be fire.
- That is the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever heard
in my damn life, Gata.
What the fuck
are you talking about right now?
Bro, you just a hater, man.
I'm tired
- of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg.
- I'm not...
I'm not hating, bro,
I'm just being honest, dawg.
That shit is fucking trash.
- They're exploiting you.
- Bro, just because you scared
to make a move and go after shit
that you want in life,
that's your problem, but me?
I'm a rock star, dawg.
I'm-a have moments
where I look bad,
I'm-a have moments
where I look like the man,
But you, you ain't never
gonna have shit.
♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
- Hey.
- Hey.
- I'm nervous.
- You okay?
- No.
- What's going on with you?
Okay.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. Repositioning.
Am I supposed to reposition?
- Is, like... What's going on?
- No.
I'm-I'm, um...
I'm moving to L.A.
- You are?
- Yeah.
Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's awesome.
We talked about me
getting out of Wisconsin
and just, like, finally having
that push and, like,
I'm actually getting jobs here,
which is really exciting,
and it's...
- It's excit... That's why I'm here.
- Yeah.
That's... It feels...
It makes it all feel real now.
- You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. It...
The... us is real. It is real.
- Yeah.
- It's always been real.
You know,
we've been dating and...
Yeah. W-We go on dates.
- Yeah.
- We're dating.
Yeah.
You look terrified.
- Do I?
- You look really freaked out.
You know what it is?
I'm not freaked out.
It's just, like, for me,
whenever I get, like,
new, big information,
it just takes me a little while
to, like, wrap my head
around things.
I'm a slow cooker, you know?
You got to let me roast.
That's all that's happening.
It's like, big information,
brain processing,
neurons flying.
But, like, the neurons are,
like, fireworks,
- and that's good.
- Okay.
- Neurons?
- Yeah, the... Yeah.
I th... I'm... I am so excited.
Like, I was dreading
you leaving.
- Okay. I'm excited.
- Let's kiss.
Should we kiss
and seal the deal?
- I want to fuck.
- All right.
- Later, though.
- Mmm.
- Congrats to us.
- Mm.
- To... B-But you, especially.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
- Mm.
Hmm.
♪ Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
Wow.
Okay...
- I fucking love it.
- Uh... You do?
- Yes.
- Okay, 'cause obviously,
I'm being, like,
intentionally silly
- at parts, but...
- Right, right, of course, but...
Dave.
I-I love it.
- Your hands are as smooth as eggs.
- Oh, thank you.
Would you ever be in the
music video for "Mr. McAdams"?
Of course. I-I-I...
Uh, how could I not?
- How could you not? That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.
Um, like, are you thinking
sex scene, or...?
- Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever done one?
No, but I'm, I'm...
I... I'm... I could.
Okay, well,
we could talk about it.
I'm ready for that.
If that's what,
if that's what you think
the, um, creative calls for.
- Cool.
- Which, I see it that way, too, personally.
- Yeah.
- I don't want to intrude or say it like,
"Come," like, "fuck me
on camera," but...
Right. Yeah.
Well, you know what?
We can figure
all the details out later,
but I mean, it will
come down to scheduling...
- Mm.
- ...you know.
But I would like to come.
Do you like Drake?
Love Drake.
My favorite artist ever.
I've actually been crafting a DM
to him for about six weeks now
and I'm too big
of a coward to send it
'cause it just has to be
the perfect message.
I don't even know
if he's gonna read it, but...
Well, we should
just call him. I'll...
Oh, no, wait,
he's in Ghana. Shit.
- Mm.
- Tell you what.
Beat me at an arm wrestle,
and I will put you
on a text with him right now.
- Hmm?
- Okay. Fine.
- Well, let's fucking do this. Oh, my God.
- That's right.
- You're gonna connect me to him?
- Ooh.
Feel your heart racing.
Well...
It's like a bird.
I am a bird.
Well, if you're a bird,
I'm a bird.
Yeah?
Ah!
Fuck.
Oh, my God,
do you, like, lift weights?
Jesus.
Fuck.
Jesus.
Dude, like, wake up.
Mmm.
What the fuck?
Oh, no, if this lipstick
isn't gonna come off... Fuck.
Morning!
- I see you met her.
- What the fuck?
Doesn't she look so cool now?
- How could you do this?
- She's so heavy.
She's, like, way heavier than
I thought that she would be.
We're the same size, so...
You're not the same size.
Are you 149 centimeters?
No, 'cause that's
four foot nine.
Are you a legal pygmy?
I don't know my height
in centimeters. I...
Why did you put lipstick on her?
I hate lipstick.
What?
"Why did you put lipstick
on her, comma,
I hate lipstick."
- She looks like a whore.
- It is a whore, Dave.
You bought it to fuck it.
- No, I don't fuck it yet.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I...
It-it'll obviously come off.
I'll just fucking take it off.
No, I'm not using, like,
other products that work
on human skin,
like, this is machina.
Like, you don't understand
how it all works.
It's g... If it's gonna work
on human skin,
- it's gonna work on your...
- I'm looking at her lips
right now, and they're,
like, caking off
as I rub, so I'm, like, worried
that there's permanent damage
- that can't be undone here.
- Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, but I never splurged
on anything like this.
And it's, like, my thing and...
Yeah.
Okay, well, yeah.
- I'm like...
- We are...
- It's just, this is...
- I'm sorry.
She's your...
...stuff,
and I shouldn't have...
No, I'm sorry.
It's just like...
Do you have any idea
how long I've been
looking forward to this?
How long have you been
looking forward to this?
So long.
- So long?
- Yeah, I was on that fucking tour,
just waiting to be
in this bed with you,
but no, I was going
city to city,
trudging through this nation.
Mm.
What are you most excited about?
Meeting her.
My wife. Meeting her.
I can't wait.
- Your wife? Bro.
- I have a good feeling.
Man, fuck no, ain't looking
for love on this tour, man.
I already know what it is.
♪ Light skin ♪
♪ Dark skin,
Puerto Rican, Asian. ♪
- What do you want out of life?
- Oh, you a hot Jewish rapper, bro.
What do you want out of life?
Like, what are your goals?
I just want to make it
to the top, bro, with you.
There's more to life
than, like, fucking girls
- and, like, being rich.
- ...model you thought I was.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
Ideally, of course,
it's something cute.
Like, I'm walking
down the street
and she walks out of, like,
a Barnes & Noble right as, like,
that guitar lick
from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"
is playing.
I've never fucked back here,
but let me tell you,
right here, on this mattress
right here, though,
the middle of the hallway.
Having to hear Gata
have sex every night
is so annoying.
I am really happy for him,
I'm not gonna lie.
Dave has the most
unused rapper dick ever.
If you're gonna wrangle
the women, right?
- If you're gonna go out and you're gonna...
- Yeehaw!
Say you're gonna do it.
- Do you know what my type is?
- Yeah.
- Red hair...
- What?
- What's your type?
- I would say
girl next-door, sweet.
- No, because... Okay.
- Show me the...
- Oh, my God.
- I have feet... hands for feet.
- What do you mean?
- Look it, I could hold your hand.
Let me tell you what I need.
Every woman I don't got
is the woman I need.
- You just make shit up.
- Damn. Hey, this is ghetto poetry, man.
I'm telling you,
when you run this back,
you gonna get some gems out
of this, Emma, I'm telling you.
I think it's all
starting to come together.
It's... it is slow, though,
just in the way it unfolds.
We're gonna have to shave some
frames off the ol' tail of it.
Dave, I can't keep
frame-fucking this shit
every time we're together.
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
I would notice the difference,
every single time I watch it.
I can't watch this
and be tortured
- and seeing it's erroneous.
- Okay, hold on. Give me a sec.
This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.
- Geez Louise.
- God, you're so annoying.
You know what you just earned?
You just earned a little
over-the-shoulder Dave time.
Yep, okay.
Let's abandon the micro stuff
and let's talk macro
for a moment, huh?
Macro?
I'm trying to finish this
for the screening.
I'm trying to help get us there.
Like, I'm trying to help that.
I understand.
You're the one who set up
a friends-and-family screening
without having me see the thing,
it's like...
I'm not sure we're telling
the right story, currently.
This should be a tale
of a sweet man
looking for love.
Not me and my hype man
going across America
talking about who's getting
sucked the most.
Listen, as the person trying
to run Dave's foundation,
I would protect everyone
a little bit more.
And not to pile on,
but I-I would like
to cut the Robyn footage
from the end.
It's a documentary about
you looking for love.
- Yeah.
- And all the Robyn footage is really cute.
That has to be the ending.
I-I don't even tell Robyn
that "I love you."
Like, we're not even at
that place in our relationship.
Why is everyone trying
to force me to, like, advance
my relationship with
this person? I don't even...
I am not trying
to force you to advance
- your relationship.
- We barely know each other yet.
It's called storytelling, Dave.
I know, it's also called
my personal life, Emma,
- and it's like...
- It this too personal for you?
- Yeah.
- Because you asked me to film you taking a shit.
That's impersonal from my van...
I don't care.
Anyone can watch me shit.
A child could watch me shit,
I wouldn't give a fuck.
Look, can you show me what
other end options could exist?
Here's what I had
before the Robyn footage.
And if I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle. So...
So, how many stones are you
gonna turn over to find her?
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
Is this the only
possible ending?
Will one of you fuckers
come over here
and pull my bush?
Film him, film him. It's perfect
for the documentary.
You're never gonna get this guy
to sign a release.
He's drunk as a skunk.
I just fucked that skunk up
and deep throat his ass.
- Man...
- Oh, the Jewish penis of the skunk, right?
You deep throat
the two-inch stick of the skunk?
You're good with all this?
Right, brother?
- Shit, yeah, man!
- What did Malcolm say?
By any means necessary.
Dicky's looking for love,
and I'm looking for bud.
- Oh, my God.
- Make sure you're in focus.
I don't even know
if I'm in focus,
but this is the best shot.
This is, like, iconic.
I don't know, I just...
I'm ashamed of the amount
I smoke weed.
- But I can't stop.
- Don't be ashamed.
- Just a part of the game.
- Yeah, why can't you just let go?
What about you, Gata?
What are your demons?
Not releasing semen is my demon.
I feel like
you're filling a void.
This guy right here
is a deep thinker, dude.
- It's not that deep.
- That's why all his songs
are so, like, complex and shit,
while I'm talking about,
"I really be having it."
When I started rapping
is the first time I, like,
started getting high
'cause I just like escaped
who I... like, I'm just not,
like, naturally, like, a rapper.
Like, I need to, like, go
to another place to, like...
Dude, you got to tap out
of that David Burd.
I... Yeah, I don't know.
It's like, why do I need
to escape reality?
But my reality is, uh, good.
I don't know,
I just think,
even when my reality is good,
I think too much about what's
not perfect about that reality.
Like, why can't you
just accept it?
I don't know.
What... Don't ask...
- What are you doing?
- Why can't youaccept...
- No, I don't want to be on camera.
- Yeah, exactly. How do you feel?
You put up a wall for no reason.
Just let us love you.
- You're looking for love, too.
- Will you stop?
- See? See? See how it feels?
- I don't want to be on camera.
It's very invasive, isn't it?
When did you get so uptight?
S... Working with Dave.
Working with Dave. You talking
about working forDave?
I'm not working forDave.
Does... Is this the right frame?
'Cause I think it would be
more impactful in a wide.
Where I'd be like,
I'm more alone.
It's a documentary.
He's always been like that,
his whole life.
I mean, it's wildly difficult
working with Dave
because he is an insane person.
I don't want this footage, Emma.
Fuck, marry, kill. I would...
fuck Gata, 'cause he...
I know he's a good fuck.
Uh, I would marry you.
Kill Dave is probably the thing
that matters the most to me.
How do we kill Dave?
We'll say it on the count
of three at the same time.
One, two, three.
- Strangulation.
- Strangulate him with a pillow!
I would...
Strangle with... Dawg.
I've never worked so hard
for someone in my entire life.
And I worked
at Outback Steakhouse.
He is...
the most difficult musician
I've ever worked with,
and I worked with a lot of
random rappers who are terrible,
and this man, for some reason,
has just made life so difficult.
We used to take him shopping
for those action figures.
- Oh, geez. The action figures.
- Do you remember that?
He would go back and forth
about which one to get,
and he would analyze
the pros and the cons...
- Yeah.
- ...of each one.
It was the, what did he call it?
The no stone unturned...
- The "no stone unturned" method.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
- Fuck that phrase.
I got so stressed out
I had a kidney stone.
I pissed out a stone.
A stone out of my penis.
It became very clear
that to properly document
this man looking for love,
I had to document how this man
looks for everything.
So I started filming
our edit sessions.
So we're gonna have
to shave some frames
off the ol' tail of it.
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
I would notice the difference
every single time I watch it.
- I can't watch this and be tortured...
- Okay, hold on.
- Give me a sec.
- This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.
- Geez Louise.
- Fine.
Did you take my cheesesteak?
Nah. Was it good?
Honestly, it was
very close to ideal.
The bread just, like,
wasn't good enough.
I mean, the couch is nice
and firm. It is a good couch.
It's almost everything
you'd want in a couch.
I will say, like, the pillows
are just, like, not quite right.
He's always been this way.
That's Dave.
He's never satisfied,
it's never finished,
so we're never finished.
As you fucking know,
very annoying.
And then he'll say,
like, one thing
like, "Love you, big cat,"
and it's like...
"You son of a bitch."
Some people are afraid
of the hard work
and the ethic that LD has.
Some people are afraid
of being pushed to the limit.
- It's the honest truth.
- You're growing up.
I'm trying, bro.
So working with him
is like working
with a young Phil Jackson.
I can just envision that fool
saying, "Gata!"
Like, I can look in his eyes
and tell he want to bring
the best out of me.
Or, like, Einstein,
because he's Jewish.
When I met him,
I thought he was a psycho,
because he said he was
gonna be a famous rapper
and I was like, "What?"
He had a vision,
and it became a reality.
I've been lucky enough
to work with my best friend
since I was six
and he's changed my life, so...
He's the closest male figure
I've got.
And my dad never, you know...
I believe in Dave
so fucking much it's ridiculous.
- Will you ever be satisfied?
- Probably not.
At the end of the day,
I'm gonna need something
other than, like,
musical success
to satisfy me.
- Like what?
- Like love.
I believe in the truest form
of love.
Someone's got to come along
and save me from this, like,
self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in.
How will you know it's her?
When I meet my dream girl,
boy, oh, boy,
will it be evident.
It's like, I will know early on.
It's not the type of thing
that you need to take time
to figure out.
I'm just, like, not gonna
get into a relationship
and then, like, let it
slowly develop and, like...
If I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle, so...
So, how many stones
are you gonna turn over
to find her?
I'll turn over every goddamn
stone in the world.
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
Is this the only
possible ending?
I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
- Okay.
- Hey, you guys.
Hi. Wow.
- Yeah?
- Did not see that coming at all.
So, like, what, all those
editing sessions, like,
they weren't even real, it was,
like, all a total charade?
I mean, it was very real.
Just not what
you were expecting.
I got to be honest,
I do feel manipulated.
But in the most
artistic way possible.
Well, I learned from the best.
I'm, like, blown away.
I don't even have
that many comments or notes.
Like, obviously, there's
a few things we have to do
- before it goes, like, fully public...
- Oh, Dave.
This isn't ourthing.
It's mine.
I'm not compromising
my vision for anything.
Are you being serious?
It's, like, the "Lil Dicky
Looking for Love" documentary.
- I literally hired you and br...
- You didn't hire me.
You didn't pay me.
You really want to do this?
You want to play this game?
Okay, all that hidden footage
type of stuff
that I never consented to,
can't use it, sorry,
never gave my permission.
No, there were those fliers
all around.
So, sorry.
There will be no more notes.
You're out of stones.
Emma?
- Yeah? Hi.
- I'm Biniam.
Uh, Mike invited me.
I work at A24.
- Hi.
- Man, that last scene...
It's pretty fucking wild, but...
I mean, I got to give
her credit, though.
She did have this whole fucking
vision and she just got it.
You know? And I certainly
can't knock that, but...
You okay?
No. I feel pretty dumb.
- You feel dumb?
- I just watched 90 minutes
of you "looking for love,"
and I was nowhere
in sight, so...
Are you still looking?
Am I not the result
that you wanted?
No.
I mean, yes.
Or...
Well, Emma went so rogue
on the whole thing,
like, it's hard to pin
this on me.
Yeah, sure is.
What about all the stuff
that you said on camera?
Y-You talked at length
about how,
when you met the right person,
that you were
just gonna immediately know
right away.
Like, when did you say that?
- The...
- Look, it doesn't matter when I said that, independent of
if it was before you
or after you or, like...
I have been basing my philosophy
and idea of love
on this, like,
truly childlike belief
that love comes in
and sweeps you off your feet
in a way where you know
right when it happens,
and that's just not the way
the world works,
- and that's okay.
- I don't want to be,
this, like,
sad fucking version of that.
I don't want to be
the understudy
to this, like, grand version
of love that you want.
I don't want to be
the sad reality.
I want to be the thing
that excites you.
You do excite me.
It's like, that's not...
Look, I'm on
the Looking for Love tour,
shooting a Looking for Love
documentary.
During that whole shooting,
I'm gonna be a guy
that more or less is, like,
endlessly looking for love.
- That's my image at this point.
- Dave, it's not your image, though.
Okay? It's not your image,
it's just you.
You are perpetually
looking for love,
but you don't actually
want to find it.
Not true.
- That's not...
- Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams,
I would've made your movie.
Maybe I, like...
Y-You had no problem
writing a whole love song
about her.
And yeah, I heard it.
I'm sorry that
I'm a human being with ears.
I heard the song.
I'm sorry you heard that
out of context.
But like, that song
doesn't mean anything.
Like the one
that you wrote for me?
N-No. Not like that.
Dave, I am here,
I'm in your house,
I...
I'm thinking that we're,
you know, like...
falling in love.
And I feel like an idiot.
- You're not an idiot.
- I feel really fucking stupid.
- You're not stupid. You're not doing anything...
- Like, what am I doing out here?
- What am I doing out here?
- I can't... Stop.
I think things are trending
so well between us,
- towards a serious...
- "Trending well"?
Do you hear yourself?
"Trending well"?
How much data do you need
to decide that I am worthy?
It's crazy, for someone who,
like, builds an entire career
off of, like,
making fun of his own flaws,
you expect everyone else
to be perfect.
Work that out with yourself.
It's...
I don't expect perfection.
I know that nobody's perfect.
I understand that, but, like,
just like everything in my life,
I have such high expectations
and I try to have
the highest level of achievement
- at all times, so when I'm talking about...
- Oh, my God.
Women are not achievements,
Dave. We're not achievements.
It's...
You talk so much shit
about Gata being this,
like, misogynistic fuck,
but you're actually just as bad.
You're just lying to yourself
and to everyone else.
Uh, what do you... uh,
I don't know, what do you...
Uh, what am I supposed to say?
Like, I-I lo... I...
I'm not upset
that you don't love me, okay?
I'm just sad,
because I'm pretty sure you do,
but you won't commit
until you are 100% certain
that I am the absolute best
that you can do.
That has nothing to do with me.
So I'm gonna go.
- Please don't.
- Um...
You're a famous rapper.
So I'm sure your dream girl
will just show up.
Robyn.
I didn't have any control
over that documentary.
Like, it was not
my vision at all.
I'm not your vision, either,
Dave.
No one is.
Your vision is your vision.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck.
God...
♪ I've got to go smash,
got to go smash ♪
♪ Got to go smash,
got to go smash... ♪
♪ I'm a hopeless romantic ♪
♪ I just got left, that hurt,
she was my best and worst ♪
♪ Come and collect your shirts ♪
♪ It cannot get much worse ♪
♪ Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf,
fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ♪
♪ Hoping that my heart
don't burst ♪
♪ Either way, I'll be
Milly Rocking in this bitch ♪
♪ Hey, time of my life ♪
♪ I was just, we were just ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ Chilling ♪
♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ Now we're just ♪
- ♪ I made you happy. ♪
Welcome to the
Looking For Love Tour!
I've had so many
insane sexual encounters.
Truthfully, I'm looking
for my wife.
You're with him every day?
How do you resist him?
Are you serious? Because
I'm with him every day.
I'm so happy that I get to
see America for what it is.
Y'all find everything okay? Yeah.
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Looking for Love tour,
night one.
What are you looking forward to
the most?
It's the Looking for Love tour.
I need to find the one.
He's worried about
finding the one.
There's way too many hoes
out here
to be worried about one.
Me and you have entirely
different philosophies
on dating;
I love love, personally.
This dude is crazy.
He got his face on
a whole tour bus out here,
and he's worried about love?
You can't let this opportunity
pass you by.
I've been waiting my whole life
for this opportunity.
I'm just saying, I'm gonna
use the social leverage
that comes with being a rapper
to find the one more easily.
She'll see me clearer.
Well, I hope you see me, ladies,
'cause I'm in every city
and I need
two bitches on me on both arms,
like a Rollie.
Really? It has to be two women
on both arms like a Rollie?
Like, let's...
Women are not objects.
Fuck it.
Oh, my God.
- Is this it?
- This is her.
She is here,
she is unbelievable.
Wow, you're pretty liberal
with the pronouns.
- Hmm.
- This is...
- unbelievable.
- Yeah.
You really got to appreciate
the craftsmanship, though.
- Look at these...
- Yeah, pure milk of magnesia in there.
Design it that way.
Wait, how much
did she cost, again?
Uh, like, $7,000.
- You paid...
- There was a version that cost 15 grand, by the way.
- Okay, so the class war is real. This is...
- Yeah.
That one could stand and
it could, like, totally speak.
It could be like,
"Hi, Dave, how you doing?"
But this one's
more than suitable.
Came with a nice, cute wig.
She is a brunette.
This is... Is this a tampon?
I hope not. That would be such
a burden for me to maintain.
I don't know what this is.
It's cool-looking.
I'll look it up.
- Hmm...
- This is... Looks like a vibrator or something.
This is crazy. So small...
What am I looking up again?
- The tampons.
- Oh. Yeah.
Oh. That's to warm her orifices.
It's kind of cold-blooded.
I mean, that's good,
my old way was so unwieldy.
- What was your...
- If that's the right... You don't want to know.
It involved a stick
and a space heater.
And don't worry, this is not
gonna replace you in any way.
This is simply a tool
to elevate masturbation.
- I wasn't. Should I be...
- You shouldn't be.
Okay. I'm not weirded out
by this, weirdly.
- You really get me.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
But maybe don't fuck her while
I'm in the house, you know?
I just don't know
if I can unsee that.
- I can do that.
- You can?
I can notdo that.
- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.
What?
Yeah, I know,
Robyn's leaving town soon
and you're excited about it,
but I'm not.
I'm actually really dreading it,
and it makes me sad
when I think about it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go read.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Here. I will be in the home.
Understood. Yes.
Don't fuck it now.
- Yes.
- Sure.
Must be pretty cool
to see your weird dreams
- become a reality.
- It really is.
It really is.
♪ You don't even care about me ♪
♪ Tell me why I care about you ♪
♪ This ain't the movies ♪
♪ But I think
that you're the one ♪
♪ Rachel, let me be
your Mr. McAdams ♪
♪ Rachel, they gonna call me
Mr. McAdams ♪
♪ I'll take your name,
girl, facts ♪
♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes ♪
♪ Don't lie to me,
don't lie to me ♪
♪ Don't lie, you think
I'm fucking sick ♪
♪ You think I lost my shit,
you think I'm weird A.F. ♪
♪ But that endearing freckle
up on your chin is too much ♪
♪ I got a freckle
on my face, too ♪
♪ I know you've dated
Taylor Kitsch ♪
♪ And I know you've seen
Ryan Gosling's dick ♪
♪ Ooh, aww, girl,
I don't know it all, girl ♪
♪ I just want to take you
to a ball, have a ball, girl ♪
♪ Valet will call me
Mr. McAdams. ♪
Okay.
- That's a big song.
- Yeah.
Look at LD out here
cheating on his girlfriend
- with a movie star.
- Damn.
I mean, she's not
my girlfriend, technically,
like, the terms
have not been defined yet.
But, like, I'm just making
a funny comedy song
about the concept
of a dream woman
- that everyone's gonna relate to.
- Mm.
But I would never cheat
on a girl. Sorry.
I'm not a dirtbag
like you, Gata.
I'm a good guy.
Man, I was cheating
out the gate.
I had girls doing my homework.
That's so cool to say.
I'm gonna go do
a verse pass, okay?
Start me up, Johnny.
It's "Beam me up, Scotty,"
you fucking idiot.
Hey, bro, I know
you working on his shit,
but you need to turn
that shit down.
Look at this.
What
happens when 15 horny singles
with moderate to severe
mental health issues
gather in one house
- in a tropical paradise...
- Tropical paradise.
...and are told they can't
have sex or freak out?
One way or another,
someone's gonna get nuts.
Yo, what's up?
What's really real?
It's your boy Gata.
I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict.
I ain't never went a week
without smashing a bitch.
You know I keep
the hoes in rotation.
I'm gonna win me
a million dollars
on theNut Haus.
Nut Haus. This September.
Nut Haus.
If I fuck and nut, bro,
or if I go nuts
and have an episode and go manic
and ramp up too much,
I lose. But this show?
- Gonna be fire.
- That is the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever heard
in my damn life, Gata.
What the fuck
are you talking about right now?
Bro, you just a hater, man.
I'm tired
- of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg.
- I'm not...
I'm not hating, bro,
I'm just being honest, dawg.
That shit is fucking trash.
- They're exploiting you.
- Bro, just because you scared
to make a move and go after shit
that you want in life,
that's your problem, but me?
I'm a rock star, dawg.
I'm-a have moments
where I look bad,
I'm-a have moments
where I look like the man,
But you, you ain't never
gonna have shit.
♪ It's insanely far-fetched,
I ain't playing ♪
♪ Why you think
I've been rapping ♪
♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
- Hey.
- Hey.
- I'm nervous.
- You okay?
- No.
- What's going on with you?
Okay.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. Repositioning.
Am I supposed to reposition?
- Is, like... What's going on?
- No.
I'm-I'm, um...
I'm moving to L.A.
- You are?
- Yeah.
Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's awesome.
We talked about me
getting out of Wisconsin
and just, like, finally having
that push and, like,
I'm actually getting jobs here,
which is really exciting,
and it's...
- It's excit... That's why I'm here.
- Yeah.
That's... It feels...
It makes it all feel real now.
- You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. It...
The... us is real. It is real.
- Yeah.
- It's always been real.
You know,
we've been dating and...
Yeah. W-We go on dates.
- Yeah.
- We're dating.
Yeah.
You look terrified.
- Do I?
- You look really freaked out.
You know what it is?
I'm not freaked out.
It's just, like, for me,
whenever I get, like,
new, big information,
it just takes me a little while
to, like, wrap my head
around things.
I'm a slow cooker, you know?
You got to let me roast.
That's all that's happening.
It's like, big information,
brain processing,
neurons flying.
But, like, the neurons are,
like, fireworks,
- and that's good.
- Okay.
- Neurons?
- Yeah, the... Yeah.
I th... I'm... I am so excited.
Like, I was dreading
you leaving.
- Okay. I'm excited.
- Let's kiss.
Should we kiss
and seal the deal?
- I want to fuck.
- All right.
- Later, though.
- Mmm.
- Congrats to us.
- Mm.
- To... B-But you, especially.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
- Mm.
Hmm.
♪ Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪
Wow.
Okay...
- I fucking love it.
- Uh... You do?
- Yes.
- Okay, 'cause obviously,
I'm being, like,
intentionally silly
- at parts, but...
- Right, right, of course, but...
Dave.
I-I love it.
- Your hands are as smooth as eggs.
- Oh, thank you.
Would you ever be in the
music video for "Mr. McAdams"?
Of course. I-I-I...
Uh, how could I not?
- How could you not? That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.
Um, like, are you thinking
sex scene, or...?
- Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever done one?
No, but I'm, I'm...
I... I'm... I could.
Okay, well,
we could talk about it.
I'm ready for that.
If that's what,
if that's what you think
the, um, creative calls for.
- Cool.
- Which, I see it that way, too, personally.
- Yeah.
- I don't want to intrude or say it like,
"Come," like, "fuck me
on camera," but...
Right. Yeah.
Well, you know what?
We can figure
all the details out later,
but I mean, it will
come down to scheduling...
- Mm.
- ...you know.
But I would like to come.
Do you like Drake?
Love Drake.
My favorite artist ever.
I've actually been crafting a DM
to him for about six weeks now
and I'm too big
of a coward to send it
'cause it just has to be
the perfect message.
I don't even know
if he's gonna read it, but...
Well, we should
just call him. I'll...
Oh, no, wait,
he's in Ghana. Shit.
- Mm.
- Tell you what.
Beat me at an arm wrestle,
and I will put you
on a text with him right now.
- Hmm?
- Okay. Fine.
- Well, let's fucking do this. Oh, my God.
- That's right.
- You're gonna connect me to him?
- Ooh.
Feel your heart racing.
Well...
It's like a bird.
I am a bird.
Well, if you're a bird,
I'm a bird.
Yeah?
Ah!
Fuck.
Oh, my God,
do you, like, lift weights?
Jesus.
Fuck.
Jesus.
Dude, like, wake up.
Mmm.
What the fuck?
Oh, no, if this lipstick
isn't gonna come off... Fuck.
Morning!
- I see you met her.
- What the fuck?
Doesn't she look so cool now?
- How could you do this?
- She's so heavy.
She's, like, way heavier than
I thought that she would be.
We're the same size, so...
You're not the same size.
Are you 149 centimeters?
No, 'cause that's
four foot nine.
Are you a legal pygmy?
I don't know my height
in centimeters. I...
Why did you put lipstick on her?
I hate lipstick.
What?
"Why did you put lipstick
on her, comma,
I hate lipstick."
- She looks like a whore.
- It is a whore, Dave.
You bought it to fuck it.
- No, I don't fuck it yet.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I...
It-it'll obviously come off.
I'll just fucking take it off.
No, I'm not using, like,
other products that work
on human skin,
like, this is machina.
Like, you don't understand
how it all works.
It's g... If it's gonna work
on human skin,
- it's gonna work on your...
- I'm looking at her lips
right now, and they're,
like, caking off
as I rub, so I'm, like, worried
that there's permanent damage
- that can't be undone here.
- Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, but I never splurged
on anything like this.
And it's, like, my thing and...
Yeah.
Okay, well, yeah.
- I'm like...
- We are...
- It's just, this is...
- I'm sorry.
She's your...
...stuff,
and I shouldn't have...
No, I'm sorry.
It's just like...
Do you have any idea
how long I've been
looking forward to this?
How long have you been
looking forward to this?
So long.
- So long?
- Yeah, I was on that fucking tour,
just waiting to be
in this bed with you,
but no, I was going
city to city,
trudging through this nation.
Mm.
What are you most excited about?
Meeting her.
My wife. Meeting her.
I can't wait.
- Your wife? Bro.
- I have a good feeling.
Man, fuck no, ain't looking
for love on this tour, man.
I already know what it is.
♪ Light skin ♪
♪ Dark skin,
Puerto Rican, Asian. ♪
- What do you want out of life?
- Oh, you a hot Jewish rapper, bro.
What do you want out of life?
Like, what are your goals?
I just want to make it
to the top, bro, with you.
There's more to life
than, like, fucking girls
- and, like, being rich.
- ...model you thought I was.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
Ideally, of course,
it's something cute.
Like, I'm walking
down the street
and she walks out of, like,
a Barnes & Noble right as, like,
that guitar lick
from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"
is playing.
I've never fucked back here,
but let me tell you,
right here, on this mattress
right here, though,
the middle of the hallway.
Having to hear Gata
have sex every night
is so annoying.
I am really happy for him,
I'm not gonna lie.
Dave has the most
unused rapper dick ever.
If you're gonna wrangle
the women, right?
- If you're gonna go out and you're gonna...
- Yeehaw!
Say you're gonna do it.
- Do you know what my type is?
- Yeah.
- Red hair...
- What?
- What's your type?
- I would say
girl next-door, sweet.
- No, because... Okay.
- Show me the...
- Oh, my God.
- I have feet... hands for feet.
- What do you mean?
- Look it, I could hold your hand.
Let me tell you what I need.
Every woman I don't got
is the woman I need.
- You just make shit up.
- Damn. Hey, this is ghetto poetry, man.
I'm telling you,
when you run this back,
you gonna get some gems out
of this, Emma, I'm telling you.
I think it's all
starting to come together.
It's... it is slow, though,
just in the way it unfolds.
We're gonna have to shave some
frames off the ol' tail of it.
Dave, I can't keep
frame-fucking this shit
every time we're together.
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
I would notice the difference,
every single time I watch it.
I can't watch this
and be tortured
- and seeing it's erroneous.
- Okay, hold on. Give me a sec.
This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.
- Geez Louise.
- God, you're so annoying.
You know what you just earned?
You just earned a little
over-the-shoulder Dave time.
Yep, okay.
Let's abandon the micro stuff
and let's talk macro
for a moment, huh?
Macro?
I'm trying to finish this
for the screening.
I'm trying to help get us there.
Like, I'm trying to help that.
I understand.
You're the one who set up
a friends-and-family screening
without having me see the thing,
it's like...
I'm not sure we're telling
the right story, currently.
This should be a tale
of a sweet man
looking for love.
Not me and my hype man
going across America
talking about who's getting
sucked the most.
Listen, as the person trying
to run Dave's foundation,
I would protect everyone
a little bit more.
And not to pile on,
but I-I would like
to cut the Robyn footage
from the end.
It's a documentary about
you looking for love.
- Yeah.
- And all the Robyn footage is really cute.
That has to be the ending.
I-I don't even tell Robyn
that "I love you."
Like, we're not even at
that place in our relationship.
Why is everyone trying
to force me to, like, advance
my relationship with
this person? I don't even...
I am not trying
to force you to advance
- your relationship.
- We barely know each other yet.
It's called storytelling, Dave.
I know, it's also called
my personal life, Emma,
- and it's like...
- It this too personal for you?
- Yeah.
- Because you asked me to film you taking a shit.
That's impersonal from my van...
I don't care.
Anyone can watch me shit.
A child could watch me shit,
I wouldn't give a fuck.
Look, can you show me what
other end options could exist?
Here's what I had
before the Robyn footage.
And if I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle. So...
So, how many stones are you
gonna turn over to find her?
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
Is this the only
possible ending?
Will one of you fuckers
come over here
and pull my bush?
Film him, film him. It's perfect
for the documentary.
You're never gonna get this guy
to sign a release.
He's drunk as a skunk.
I just fucked that skunk up
and deep throat his ass.
- Man...
- Oh, the Jewish penis of the skunk, right?
You deep throat
the two-inch stick of the skunk?
You're good with all this?
Right, brother?
- Shit, yeah, man!
- What did Malcolm say?
By any means necessary.
Dicky's looking for love,
and I'm looking for bud.
- Oh, my God.
- Make sure you're in focus.
I don't even know
if I'm in focus,
but this is the best shot.
This is, like, iconic.
I don't know, I just...
I'm ashamed of the amount
I smoke weed.
- But I can't stop.
- Don't be ashamed.
- Just a part of the game.
- Yeah, why can't you just let go?
What about you, Gata?
What are your demons?
Not releasing semen is my demon.
I feel like
you're filling a void.
This guy right here
is a deep thinker, dude.
- It's not that deep.
- That's why all his songs
are so, like, complex and shit,
while I'm talking about,
"I really be having it."
When I started rapping
is the first time I, like,
started getting high
'cause I just like escaped
who I... like, I'm just not,
like, naturally, like, a rapper.
Like, I need to, like, go
to another place to, like...
Dude, you got to tap out
of that David Burd.
I... Yeah, I don't know.
It's like, why do I need
to escape reality?
But my reality is, uh, good.
I don't know,
I just think,
even when my reality is good,
I think too much about what's
not perfect about that reality.
Like, why can't you
just accept it?
I don't know.
What... Don't ask...
- What are you doing?
- Why can't youaccept...
- No, I don't want to be on camera.
- Yeah, exactly. How do you feel?
You put up a wall for no reason.
Just let us love you.
- You're looking for love, too.
- Will you stop?
- See? See? See how it feels?
- I don't want to be on camera.
It's very invasive, isn't it?
When did you get so uptight?
S... Working with Dave.
Working with Dave. You talking
about working forDave?
I'm not working forDave.
Does... Is this the right frame?
'Cause I think it would be
more impactful in a wide.
Where I'd be like,
I'm more alone.
It's a documentary.
He's always been like that,
his whole life.
I mean, it's wildly difficult
working with Dave
because he is an insane person.
I don't want this footage, Emma.
Fuck, marry, kill. I would...
fuck Gata, 'cause he...
I know he's a good fuck.
Uh, I would marry you.
Kill Dave is probably the thing
that matters the most to me.
How do we kill Dave?
We'll say it on the count
of three at the same time.
One, two, three.
- Strangulation.
- Strangulate him with a pillow!
I would...
Strangle with... Dawg.
I've never worked so hard
for someone in my entire life.
And I worked
at Outback Steakhouse.
He is...
the most difficult musician
I've ever worked with,
and I worked with a lot of
random rappers who are terrible,
and this man, for some reason,
has just made life so difficult.
We used to take him shopping
for those action figures.
- Oh, geez. The action figures.
- Do you remember that?
He would go back and forth
about which one to get,
and he would analyze
the pros and the cons...
- Yeah.
- ...of each one.
It was the, what did he call it?
The no stone unturned...
- The "no stone unturned" method.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.
- Fuck that phrase.
I got so stressed out
I had a kidney stone.
I pissed out a stone.
A stone out of my penis.
It became very clear
that to properly document
this man looking for love,
I had to document how this man
looks for everything.
So I started filming
our edit sessions.
So we're gonna have
to shave some frames
off the ol' tail of it.
No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.
I would notice the difference
every single time I watch it.
- I can't watch this and be tortured...
- Okay, hold on.
- Give me a sec.
- This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.
- Geez Louise.
- Fine.
Did you take my cheesesteak?
Nah. Was it good?
Honestly, it was
very close to ideal.
The bread just, like,
wasn't good enough.
I mean, the couch is nice
and firm. It is a good couch.
It's almost everything
you'd want in a couch.
I will say, like, the pillows
are just, like, not quite right.
He's always been this way.
That's Dave.
He's never satisfied,
it's never finished,
so we're never finished.
As you fucking know,
very annoying.
And then he'll say,
like, one thing
like, "Love you, big cat,"
and it's like...
"You son of a bitch."
Some people are afraid
of the hard work
and the ethic that LD has.
Some people are afraid
of being pushed to the limit.
- It's the honest truth.
- You're growing up.
I'm trying, bro.
So working with him
is like working
with a young Phil Jackson.
I can just envision that fool
saying, "Gata!"
Like, I can look in his eyes
and tell he want to bring
the best out of me.
Or, like, Einstein,
because he's Jewish.
When I met him,
I thought he was a psycho,
because he said he was
gonna be a famous rapper
and I was like, "What?"
He had a vision,
and it became a reality.
I've been lucky enough
to work with my best friend
since I was six
and he's changed my life, so...
He's the closest male figure
I've got.
And my dad never, you know...
I believe in Dave
so fucking much it's ridiculous.
- Will you ever be satisfied?
- Probably not.
At the end of the day,
I'm gonna need something
other than, like,
musical success
to satisfy me.
- Like what?
- Like love.
I believe in the truest form
of love.
Someone's got to come along
and save me from this, like,
self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in.
How will you know it's her?
When I meet my dream girl,
boy, oh, boy,
will it be evident.
It's like, I will know early on.
It's not the type of thing
that you need to take time
to figure out.
I'm just, like, not gonna
get into a relationship
and then, like, let it
slowly develop and, like...
If I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle, so...
So, how many stones
are you gonna turn over
to find her?
I'll turn over every goddamn
stone in the world.
I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.
Is this the only
possible ending?
I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
- Okay.
- Hey, you guys.
Hi. Wow.
- Yeah?
- Did not see that coming at all.
So, like, what, all those
editing sessions, like,
they weren't even real, it was,
like, all a total charade?
I mean, it was very real.
Just not what
you were expecting.
I got to be honest,
I do feel manipulated.
But in the most
artistic way possible.
Well, I learned from the best.
I'm, like, blown away.
I don't even have
that many comments or notes.
Like, obviously, there's
a few things we have to do
- before it goes, like, fully public...
- Oh, Dave.
This isn't ourthing.
It's mine.
I'm not compromising
my vision for anything.
Are you being serious?
It's, like, the "Lil Dicky
Looking for Love" documentary.
- I literally hired you and br...
- You didn't hire me.
You didn't pay me.
You really want to do this?
You want to play this game?
Okay, all that hidden footage
type of stuff
that I never consented to,
can't use it, sorry,
never gave my permission.
No, there were those fliers
all around.
So, sorry.
There will be no more notes.
You're out of stones.
Emma?
- Yeah? Hi.
- I'm Biniam.
Uh, Mike invited me.
I work at A24.
- Hi.
- Man, that last scene...
It's pretty fucking wild, but...
I mean, I got to give
her credit, though.
She did have this whole fucking
vision and she just got it.
You know? And I certainly
can't knock that, but...
You okay?
No. I feel pretty dumb.
- You feel dumb?
- I just watched 90 minutes
of you "looking for love,"
and I was nowhere
in sight, so...
Are you still looking?
Am I not the result
that you wanted?
No.
I mean, yes.
Or...
Well, Emma went so rogue
on the whole thing,
like, it's hard to pin
this on me.
Yeah, sure is.
What about all the stuff
that you said on camera?
Y-You talked at length
about how,
when you met the right person,
that you were
just gonna immediately know
right away.
Like, when did you say that?
- The...
- Look, it doesn't matter when I said that, independent of
if it was before you
or after you or, like...
I have been basing my philosophy
and idea of love
on this, like,
truly childlike belief
that love comes in
and sweeps you off your feet
in a way where you know
right when it happens,
and that's just not the way
the world works,
- and that's okay.
- I don't want to be,
this, like,
sad fucking version of that.
I don't want to be
the understudy
to this, like, grand version
of love that you want.
I don't want to be
the sad reality.
I want to be the thing
that excites you.
You do excite me.
It's like, that's not...
Look, I'm on
the Looking for Love tour,
shooting a Looking for Love
documentary.
During that whole shooting,
I'm gonna be a guy
that more or less is, like,
endlessly looking for love.
- That's my image at this point.
- Dave, it's not your image, though.
Okay? It's not your image,
it's just you.
You are perpetually
looking for love,
but you don't actually
want to find it.
Not true.
- That's not...
- Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams,
I would've made your movie.
Maybe I, like...
Y-You had no problem
writing a whole love song
about her.
And yeah, I heard it.
I'm sorry that
I'm a human being with ears.
I heard the song.
I'm sorry you heard that
out of context.
But like, that song
doesn't mean anything.
Like the one
that you wrote for me?
N-No. Not like that.
Dave, I am here,
I'm in your house,
I...
I'm thinking that we're,
you know, like...
falling in love.
And I feel like an idiot.
- You're not an idiot.
- I feel really fucking stupid.
- You're not stupid. You're not doing anything...
- Like, what am I doing out here?
- What am I doing out here?
- I can't... Stop.
I think things are trending
so well between us,
- towards a serious...
- "Trending well"?
Do you hear yourself?
"Trending well"?
How much data do you need
to decide that I am worthy?
It's crazy, for someone who,
like, builds an entire career
off of, like,
making fun of his own flaws,
you expect everyone else
to be perfect.
Work that out with yourself.
It's...
I don't expect perfection.
I know that nobody's perfect.
I understand that, but, like,
just like everything in my life,
I have such high expectations
and I try to have
the highest level of achievement
- at all times, so when I'm talking about...
- Oh, my God.
Women are not achievements,
Dave. We're not achievements.
It's...
You talk so much shit
about Gata being this,
like, misogynistic fuck,
but you're actually just as bad.
You're just lying to yourself
and to everyone else.
Uh, what do you... uh,
I don't know, what do you...
Uh, what am I supposed to say?
Like, I-I lo... I...
I'm not upset
that you don't love me, okay?
I'm just sad,
because I'm pretty sure you do,
but you won't commit
until you are 100% certain
that I am the absolute best
that you can do.
That has nothing to do with me.
So I'm gonna go.
- Please don't.
- Um...
You're a famous rapper.
So I'm sure your dream girl
will just show up.
Robyn.
I didn't have any control
over that documentary.
Like, it was not
my vision at all.
I'm not your vision, either,
Dave.
No one is.
Your vision is your vision.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck.
God...
♪ I've got to go smash,
got to go smash ♪
♪ Got to go smash,
got to go smash... ♪
♪ I'm a hopeless romantic ♪
♪ I just got left, that hurt,
she was my best and worst ♪
♪ Come and collect your shirts ♪
♪ It cannot get much worse ♪
♪ Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf,
fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ♪
♪ Hoping that my heart
don't burst ♪
♪ Either way, I'll be
Milly Rocking in this bitch ♪
♪ Hey, time of my life ♪
♪ I was just, we were just ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ Chilling ♪
♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ We were just ♪
- ♪ Now we're just ♪
- ♪ I made you happy. ♪
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Are you serious? Because
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