Celebrity Catchphrase (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - 2018 World Cup Special 1 - full transcript

Three celebrities guess at animated puzzles that interpret into a book, movie, or catch phrase. The winner can win up to £50,000 for their favourite charity. John Barnes, Helen Chamberlain, and Chris Kamara compete. Stephen Mulhern hosts.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Please welcome your host,

'Mr Stephen Mulhern!'

Thank you. Hello. How you doing?

Welcome to Celebrity Catchphrase.

Tonight, three famous faces
will try and solve our phrases,

and if they're lucky,

they could win their charity
a whopping £50,000.

I tell you what,
I might even throw in the cab fare

to help them get it home.
LAUGHTER

So let's see who's playing
Catchphrase tonight.



First, when she's not
presenting the news,

she's on Loose Women.

In fact, she's only here
to give her ears a rest.

It's the brilliant Charlene White.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Next up, he's better than a candy
cane, sweeter than a sugar cane

and slightly less famous
than Michael Caine.

It's the hilarious Russell Kane.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And finally, he's been doing home
makeovers on TV for so long now,

he's part of the furniture.

It's the brilliant
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Charlene, how you doing?
Ah, Stephen. I'm good, thanks.



How are you?
Very good, thank you.

We are used to seeing you
on the news.

So it's a nice change
to see you on a show like this.

It is. I feel relaxed.
Yeah.

You make me feel at home, Stephen.
Oh, that's a good thing, isn't it?

Yeah.
So you were on Radio 1,

as a reporter.
You interviewed some very big names.

Yeah.
Give us your top three.

My top three, they would be Jay-Z...

Nice.
..former Prime Minister, Tony Blair.

Wow.
Yeah, also did that.

And I also once removed the singer
John Legend from my news chair

because he was sat in it when
I was supposed to be doing the news.

And Kanye West, who wasn't
as big then, came up to me and went,

"I'm ever so sorry, ma'am,
I'm ever so sorry."

I was like, "So annoying!"

Years later I realised,
"Oh, that was Kanye West."

LAUGHTER
What a good story. I love it!

We've had a few Loose Women on.
Any advice from any of them for you?

Well, Brenda, I know,
broke your buzzer.

LAUGHTER
Yeah.

So I'm under strict instruction
to not repeat that again.

In fact, she was on
that very podium.

But it's all fixed.
Is it?

It's all ready to go.
Bit of PVC glue?

I promise you,
you're gonna be all right.

Who do you think is the favourite
this evening?

I'd say I'm more scared of Russell,
to be honest.

Oh! I see Russell
as being a silent assassin.

Do you? See, this is interesting.
Well, we're gonna soon find out.

Which charity
are you playing for tonight?

I'm playing for the Ashiana Network.

APPLAUSE
Brilliant. So good to see you.

As always.
And here he is, Russell Kane!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How you doing, Russell?

I can't wait to crack on
and humiliate myself.

LAUGHTER
I think you're gonna be good.

Charlene predicts that
you're gonna be the winner tonight.

What a line-up. It looks like we got
through to the Overs on X Factor.

LAUGHTER

Speak for yourself, Russell!
LAUGHTER

Sorry, Charlene's under 28.
I've misunderstood.

Well, listen.

Russell, here, of course,
is a stand-up.

Tell everybody about the videos
you do online.

They're called the "Kaneings".

You explain.
If you're not doing a topical show.

If you're not on Have I Got News
For You or Mock The Week,

and a big story drops,
you wanna get a funny video out,

ride the hashtag online.
It could be something silly.

Like, yesterday I did a rant
about people who do a wash

and leave the washing
in the washing machine, stinking,

instead of taking it straight out.
I did three minutes on that.

Right!
A lot of people feel strongly.

Next week, it might be
Boris Johnson. I vary it up.

LAUGHTER

It's like a cheap form of therapy,
isn't it?

LAUGHS: It's a way of doing
stand-up instantly.

I'm not trying to be highfalutin
or anything,

but one of the best messages
I get is,

"I was having a really rubbish day,
I was feeling down,

"I had a laugh and I feel better."

That's my job.
I'm like a laugh doctor.

Clap for me at 8pm, please.

LAUGHTER

Now, how do you think
you're gonna do tonight?

I'm worried about this man here.
You know, he's the visual master.

He's the one who's gonna have
the left-field brains.

This is my main opponent.
Oh, right.

This is good to know. Which charity
are you playing for tonight?

Rethink Mental Illness.
They're wonderful.

APPLAUSE
Russell, brilliant.

Amazing.

Look who it is.

It is the one and only
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

APPLAUSE
Very kind, very kind.

Laurence, how you doing?
How you feeling tonight?

Well, it's getting very
gladiatorial here, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of competition.

I mean, obviously absolutely
gorgeous and soigne going on

from Charlene.
Thank you.

Not you.
LAUGHTER

But Mr Kane, here,
he's like a wind-up gladiator.

He doesn't stop, does he? He's...

It's all good stuff, though.
This is what's so worrying.

Laurence, let's talk about you.
You first came to fame, of course,

on Changing Rooms,
which is coming back.

It is.
It has been risen from the tomb.

It has been revivified
and brought back to life

with a lot of electrodes
sticking out of its neck.

And you're gonna do the new series?

I've managed to squeeze myself back
into my leather trousers.

It took an enormous amount
of baby powder.

To get from one side of the room
to the other,

I squeak a lot.
So you always know where I am.

Good news! When I would see
some of the makeovers,

I'd be like, they've done that
to wind the owners up.

Yeah.

What was the worst sort of reaction
that you got?

Oh, well, I mean,
I got several very...

People's worlds came crashing
to an end.

LAUGHTER
But it was a very interesting show

because, back then,
the idea of how you decorated

was something posh people did.

Actually, suddenly there was a show
which was about

everyone getting on
and having their own sense of style.

And I loved the idea
that actually reinforced this,

I think, truth, which is, you have
your taste and I have my taste.

Obviously, my taste is
a lot better than your taste.

But taste is relative,
taste is personal.

I dunno what to say.
Got a bit highfalutin.

I know! That was a bit highbrow
for Catchphrase, wasn't it?

Which charity are you
playing for tonight?

Shooting Star Children's Hospices.

APPLAUSE
Incredible. Good luck to you all.

Brilliant. Let's hear it
for tonight's contestants.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, on this show, a catchphrase

could be a film, a song
or a popular saying.

It could be anything from
"rich pickings"

to "an embarrassment of riches".

And speaking of embarrassment,

I cannot wait
for some of your answers!

LAUGHTER
Right, in our first round,

every correct answer is worth £100
for your charity,

and a bonus is worth £500.

If you think you know the answer,
just buzz in.

But if you give me the wrong answer,
don't worry

because you will not be frozen out.

So remember the rules,
just keep pressing and guessing

until you get it right.

Good luck to you all.
Good luck at home.

Let's do it. Let's bring on
our first catchphrase.

Mr Chips, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Get ready for your clue.

And your clue is...

Look what he's doing there,
gradually. Look.

What's he doing?
He's working so hard.

Go on, Laurence.

Working himself into the ground.

That's absolutely correct.
"Working himself into the ground.

"Working yourself into the ground."
Beautiful.

Laurence, you are off the mark.
Nice to get one under your belt.

That may be the only one.
LAUGHTER

The good news is for you,
you get straight to the Bonus Board.

Nine squares hiding
our bonus catchphrase.

Just buzz in whenever you're ready.

Remove a square
and say what's there.

BUZZER

Let's take it away.

Always worth a try on these.
Even with one square.

Happy as a clam.
Oh, what a good guess!

It's not the one we're looking for,

but always worth a go.
Remember that, guys.

Right, fingers back on your buzzers.

Everybody is back in play.
Right now, here it comes.

What have they just done?

It's worth a guess,
you can't be frozen out.

Russell?

Fig roll.
It's a "fig roll"!

No!
Oh, my God!

That looks like a red onion.
LAUGHTER

I thought it was an onion.
I thought it was an onion.

Charlene thought it was an onion,
Laurence thought it was an onion.

Thank goodness
Russell knew it was a fig.

That £100 is now in your bank,
nice and safe for your charity.

Let's go back to the Bonus Board
for Russell.

OK, you know what to do, Russell.

BUZZER

Let's take it away.

Hmm.

RUSSELL SIGHS

Finding Nemo.

"Finding Nemo." No.

But you never know,
it could've been.

Right, Charlene, Russell, Laurence,
you're all back in play.

Let's see our next catchphrase.

Right, here it comes.

Russell?

No. I was gonna say
showing the door.

No, it's not "showing the door".
Don't worry. You are not frozen out.

Your clue is just coming up now.

So what did he not want
to happen there?

They've had a bit of a row...
Go on, Laurence.

Don't slam the door.

It's not "don't slam the door", OK?

But Laurence isn't frozen out.
You're all back in play.

He's said something to him
sarcastically.

He wants him to just head out.

Russell?
Hit the road.

Oh, it's not "hit the road".
So he said, "Right, listen.

"D'you know what? Get out.

"And on your way out,
don't let this happen."

Charlene?

Don't let the door hit you
on the way out.

Yes!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was stressful.
That was stressful!

The relief. Thank God you got it.

Well, the beautiful thing is,
Charlene did,

and you got it correct, so everybody

is even-stevens.
Everybody's on £100.

But can Charlene take
the Bonus Board catchphrase?

Oh!
Come on, Charlene.

It's Finding Nemo.
Stop it, Russell!

BUZZER

Let's see what's behind that square.

Oh, it doesn't really help.
What is the arrow pointing at?

Erm...
Any guess is worth a try

for £500 for your charity.

Crabs in a basket.

"Crabs in a basket!"
LAUGHTER

Charlene, Russell, Laurence,
everyone at home, here we go again

with another £100 catchphrase.
This is horrible!

Just divide the money equally
and we'll go early.

LAUGHTER

Oh... Charlene!
Oh!

How beautiful.

You can keep this forever,
and there's your clue.

What has just happened?

It's worth a guess.

Russell?

News flash.
It's a "news flash"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done.

I now want that for my Insta story.

Yeah, well, there you are.

It's lovely to have
your own catchphrase.

Russell, £200. Let's get back
to the Bonus Board for you.

Oh, my golly gosh.
Come on.

Remove a square whenever
you're ready. Come on, Russell.

BUZZER

Let's take it away.

Erm...

Seafood dinner.

It's not a "seafood dinner",
but, again, always worth a go.

So Russell is now in the lead
with £200.

Charlene and Laurence on £100.

Who is gonna get the next one?

And there's the clue.

What have they just said
to Mr Chips? Russell?

Don't Look Back In Anger.

That's what they said.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You're on fire!
Yeah.

You're literally on fire.

I'm married to a Manc.
I always get told.

"Champagne Supernova,
get out the 'ouse."

LAUGHTER

Russell has banked another £100.
If I'd got that one wrong...

And we go back to
the Bonus Board for him.

Go on, Russell.
D'you know what's depressing?

Whatever square opens,
it's not gonna help me.

BUZZER

You never know.

That's the one I wanted,
the clam's hand!

Yeah.
Let's see it.

Is it gonna be a clam's hand?

It is!
Aw!

But what is that bonus catchphrase?

Shellfish behaviour.

"Shellfish behaviour!" Wowser!

Everyone,
fingers back on your buzzers.

Everybody's back in play...
right now.

So what are they both trying to do,
but it's just not working?

Go on, Laurence.

Hold a torch to them.

Hold a torch to... her.

Laurence, you're actually
not far off there, OK?

You're not frozen out.
So remember, it's not a torch,

but you are not far off at all.

Hold a candle to.

So get ready,
as soon as it starts playing.

That's for you, Russell.

Who's gonna buzz in first?

Charlene?

Hold a flame up to them.

Oh, no! It's not.

Get your fingers poised,
get ready.

Here it comes.

Russell?

It's all these years of Nintendo!
LAUGHTER

Can't hold a candle to him.

"Can't hold a candle to them."
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Can't hold a candle to him."
You owe me.

Well done if you got
that one right at home.

Right, Russell,
this is looking good.

You have £400 in the bank,

and you can now add another £500
with the bonus catchphrase.

Can you do it?

Can I think of another lame
clam pun? Let's find out.

Get that one.
BUZZER

OK, that's a good one.
That might not be bad.

Charlene might be right here.

Oh!
Who'd have thought, another clam?!

LAUGHTER

There's something
in that other clam's mouth.

Worth a guess.

Squeeze one more out, Russell.

Pearl Harbor.
LAUGHTER

It's not "Pearl Harbor".

I think I know what it is,
but I can't guess?

No, but...
So Charlene thinks she knows.

Charlene, remember,
all you now need to do is

get the next £100 catchphrase right,

which will lead you
to the Bonus Board.

Good luck, all. Here we go again.

One of my favourite catchphrases.

Right, so think about
what's happening there...

..and think about that haircut.

Oh, go on, Charlene.

It's not a party pooper?

Oh, no, it's not.

But "party" is in the catchphrase,
OK?

So let's play a bit more.

So, there's...

There's a party.
Think about where that party is.

It's slang for a mullet. Laurence?

Erm, a party behind.

Party in the back.
Ooh!

You've given us half the phrase.

Please, just keep buzzing in.
You are not frozen out.

And have another go.
Let's play some more.

What's happening at the front?

Laurence?

Party in the back office.

Oh. It's not...
LAUGHTER

Think of a mullet.
There's a party at the back,

but what's at the front?

The opposite to a party.

So... you'll have the case there.

You know, you're doing some...
some of this.

Go on, Laurence.

Office at the front,
party at the back.

Oh, Laurence, you are so close.

Is it a phrase,
or something you've made up?

He certainly has made it up.

This is a phrase. It's a...

It's a phrase...
Yeah!

It's a phrase for
this sort of hairstyle.

Yeah, yeah.
OK, let's see a bit more.

If anybody gets this,
I'll give you the money myself!

I'm gonna go for a cup of tea,
I'll be back.

BUZZER
Oh, we've timed out.

CONTESTANTS GROAN
Guys...

Merciful release.

It was "business at the front,
party at the back".

I've literally

never heard that phrase
in my life before.

What does that have to do
with the mullet?

Another name for...
Cos, Charlene,

cos the idea is
you'll look professional

as you walk into the room,
but behind, you're all party guy.

But that's not another word
for mullet.

Party guy!
You recognise the phrase, Laurence?

Foolishly, yes.
LAUGHTER

Here's another £100 catchphrase.
Good luck to you all.

And the clue is just...

there.

Go on.

Balance the bills.
Oh!

Charlene, that is such a good guess,

but it's not the one
for this catchphrase.

So everybody is back in play.

Russell?
Balancing the cheque?

It's not "balancing the cheque".

"Balance" is definitely in there.

And she's given money,
so what has she done?

Laurence?

Balance the tip?
Oh!

Tip the balance!

Right, so...
LAUGHTER

No, I'll go and I'll do it!

I've done that again, haven't I?
Don't worry.

You've said the right answer,

but you've said it
after your first guess.

We've gotta accept your first guess.
Laurence, get in there.

Don't let him...
Laurence, get pressing.

Who's gonna get in there first?

Oh, Charlene!

Tips the balance.
"Tip the balance!"

You see, I'm delighted
to give that one to you.

Ruthless!

As long as it didn't go to Kane,
that's fine.

For you, my lady.

You're not the only one who played
a lot of computer games.

LAUGHTER
You see?

Charlene, here's the deal.

If you get the bonus catchphrase
correct,

you will take the lead.

Let's go back to the Bonus Board,
please. Only three squares left.

BUZZER

They sometimes say,
"Will the middle solve the riddle?"

Will it for Charlene?

Let's remove it.

I was gonna say clam chowder.

Oh!

It's not "clam chowder".
So what is it?

Right, here is another
£100 catchphrase for you all.

Come on, guys.

This is anybody's catchphrase,
for £100.

There's the clue.

What's happening to Mr Chips, there?

He's being rolled over the coals.

Right, Laurence,

I cannot believe...
Hauled over the coals.

Don't say it!
Don't say anything else.

Think about what he's using.
I even want Laurence to get this.

I do, too.

Right, so fingers poised.
Fingers ready.

Let's play some more.

Oh!
Charlene.

Raked over hot coals?

Yes, "raked over hot coals".

Oh, well done!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, Laurence and Charlene
literally team-tagging here.

I feel as if I'm your facilitator.
High-five.

I feel as if I am
setting these up for you

and you're hitting them in.
Bowling them in to me

and I'm smashing them out the park.
You are.

Right, Charlene,
back to the Bonus Board for you.

Come on!
OK.

BUZZER

Right, please tell me this one
is gonna help.

Let's take it away.

Oh... No.

Pearly whites?

No.
Do you think you're right?

Because you are!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done!

Yes. Let's remove the other square.

Look, there's the difference.

Those ones on the left aren't.

On the right,
he's got the "pearly whites".

Did you get it right at home?
If you did, nice one to you.

Right, let's see where
the scores are at the moment.

Laurence is on £100.
Russell on £400.

Charlene in the lead with £800.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And it's already time for a break.

But when we come back,

every catchphrase will be worth
twice as much. See you in a minute.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How you doing? Welcome back
to Celebrity Catchphrase,

where Charlene, Russell and Laurence
are all hoping to win that £50,000.

This is all for your charity, guys,
as we head into our next round.

We're going to double the money.

Every correct answer now
is worth £200.

And the bonus gets you £1,000
for your charity.

As always, buzz in when you like,

but if you give me the wrong answer,
you will be frozen out.

So good luck, all.

Let's get going. Let's bring on
our next catchphrase.

Oh, Laurence has gone.

It's early, isn't it? I'm in early.

You've gone early. Go on.

Erm, work piling up.

No, it's not "work piling up".

You have just buzzed in too early,
and Laurence knows the deal there.

He's now frozen out,

leaving Russell and Charlene
to see the rest.

There's your clue, guys.

Think about what he's doing.
And what has just happened?

Russell?

She's thrown him a bone.

She's "thrown him a bone", yes!
APPLAUSE

Thrown him a bone.
That's got Russell £200

extra into your account.

And let's go back
to the Bonus Board, please,

for the first time in this round.
Worth £1,000.

BUZZER

He's gone for it.

Your time is ticking, Russell.

Worth a go.

Running round in circles.

"Running round in circles."

Good guess,
but it's not the correct answer.

Really?!
Charlene, Russell and Laurence,

here's another one worth £200.

Get ready.
The clue is now on the screen.

Just say what you see.

What could it be?

Right, think about that...

There you go, Russell.

My Heart Will Go On.
"My Heart Will Go On!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look who's on fire now.

But look at this now.
Russell has caught up

with the previous leader, Charlene.

They're both on £800.

OK, to the Bonus Board. Back we go.
Good luck.

Come on, Russell.
Come on, another corner.

BUZZER

Let's take it away.

Erm...

Talking in circles.

No, it's not "talking in circles".
Right, fingers back on your buzzers.

Everybody is back in play...
right now.

What is that? What's that?

Come on, guys.
Just say what you see, Laurence.

French onion soup.
It's "French onion soup".

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, hurrah!

Do you mind if I keep that one
for me, Charlene?

LAUGHTER
D'you know what?

I'll let you have it.
I feel slightly ungentlemanly

actually holding that point.
You keep it, it's all right.

The bonus is, Laurence,
that is another £200.

You're slowly creeping up as well.
You're now on £300.

And a chance to add another £1,000,
which could take you in the lead.

Can he do it?

BUZZER

Let's take it away.

What is that bonus catchphrase?

Talking around a problem.

"Talking around a problem."
Again, another good guess.

But not the one
we're looking for here.

OK, everybody,
another £200 up for grabs.

Who's gonna get it?

There is the clue.

Go on, Russell.

Hungry caterpillar.

It's not the "hungry caterpillar".

You are one word out.

Charlene and Laurence,
who's gonna get it?

Laurence?

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
"The Very Hungry Caterpillar!"

APPLAUSE
You can see my reading matter helps.

Listen, we did need
the title of the book there.

But, Laurence.
Listen, you're slowly creeping up.

You're now on £500,

to Russell and Charlene's £800.
Oh, my gosh!

And Laurence gets back to
the Bonus Board. Let's get to it.

He's sashaying up the inside lane.

BUZZER
Come on!

Take it away, please.

What's your answer, Laurence?

Running around in circles.
We've done that one, haven't we?

We have done that one. OK, it was
wrong then and it's wrong now.

LAUGHTER
But what can it be?

What have you guessed at home?

We'll tell you the answer
in just a moment.

Charlene, Russell and Laurence,
let's see another one.

So think about what he is,
and what's on that wall.

So they're not quite as good as him,
are they?

What is he, Laurence?

Poster boy.
He's a "poster boy"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I've actually never seen anybody

so coolly just press the buzzer.
Wow!

He's not removed his hand
from his pocket.

Or actually so coolly
give it to somebody else.

This is true. But now, look
what you've done to the scores.

Laurence is just £100 away
from Russell and Charlene.

No!
Let's go back to the Bonus Board,

again, for Laurence.

He's slaughtering me.
BUZZER

And let's take it away.

Oh!

Talking around the houses.
Oh, we've done that one.

It's not
"TALKING around the houses".

Look at Charlene.

You so know it,
but you just need to get there!

OK.
Who's gonna get there next?

Remember, they need to get this
£200 catchphrase correct first.

Come on, guys.

What's Mr Chips done?
Oh, no, it's now so late.

What has Mr Chips just done there?

So what's happened, Laurence?

Losing track of time.

"Losing track of time!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's lost track of time.

Wow! £900.

But can he add another £1,000
to his bank...

Surely.
..with the bonus catchphrase?

Laurence, I think you can do it.

But let's find out if I'm right.
BUZZER

Let's remove that square.

Come on.

Going around the houses.

He's correct!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Going around the houses."
Really?

Laurence, let's remove the squares.

That's what he's doing,
he's "going around the houses".

Isn't he just?
Yes, he is.

Now, I tell you. What a comeback.

Beautiful work.

Charlene and Russell are on £800,

and Laurence in a very fine lead
with £1,900!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You heard the man, "fine lead".

I've got a fine lead.

Get ready, everybody,
because now the money is going up.

Every correct answer now is worth
£300, and the bonus catchphrase

is worth £1,500.

Let's do it, let's bring on
the next catchphrase.

Oh, Russell's gone early!

Out for the count.
Wowee!

He's got it right.
Oh, well done.

Yeah.

Let's see the rest of that, please.

Here we go.

It was indeed "out for the count".

Nice work. Very quick, Russell.

Right, let's get straight
to the £1,500 Bonus Board, please.

There it is.

Russell, you know what to do.

BUZZER

Let's take away the square.

Always worth a try on these.

Curtain call?

Oh, "curtain call".

Good little guess,
but not the right one.

OK, another £300 up for grabs,

with this one here. Good luck, guys.

What is that guy doing right now?

Just literally say what you see.

Laurence?

Don't mince your words.

Yes, Laurence.
"Don't mince your words."

APPLAUSE

OK, guys, another big change.

Charlene in third place now
with £800.

Russell with £1,100.

Laurence in a nice lead
with £2,200.

And we go to the Bonus Board
for him now.

BUZZER

Let's see what you've got.

Oh.
Hmm.

Goo-goo, ga-ga.

Oh, it's not "goo-goo, ga-ga".

LAUGHTER

That's a good guess, though!

Russell's just whispered
to Charlene...

What did you say?
I said,

"secretly fuming", I can tell.
Charlene's like,

"It's fine, it's all about the game.
Inside, "I will win!"

LAUGHTER
Basically,

I have an internal dialogue
going on right now. I'm not happy.

The thing is, Charlene,
I promise you now,

you are not out the game,
far from it.

Fingers poised, fingers ready.

Let's go.

Russell, this is yours,

but what is the catchphrase
we're looking for?

There was the clue. Laurence?

Take the mic.

Oh, it's not "take the mic".

Not a bad guess,
but Laurence is now frozen out.

Charlene and Russell,
you're back in the game.

Think about the difference
between the one on the left

and the one on the right. Look.

He's... Russell?

Walking Kane.

LAUGHTER
No, it's not a "walking Kane". OK.

It is, though, isn't it?
Russell, you're gonna kick yourself.

Charlene, you get to see it all now

cos Russell and Laurence
are both frozen out.

Take your time,
think about what they're on

and what happens to the one on the
right. Let's play some more, please.

Think about what they are.

There is the clue.

Go on, Charlene.

Stand-up comedian.

It's "stand-up comedian"!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How did you not get that?

You must feel quite embarrassed
right now.

I do.
Oh, dear!

I got the newsreader one,
so pipe down!

LAUGHTER

There's so much aggro, isn't there?

But look, Charlene and Russell,
you're neck and neck again.

Laurence, obviously,
is still in the lead.

But, Charlene,
you could now change it

with the £1,500 bonus catchphrase.

Come on, Charlene.

BUZZER

Let's see what's behind this one.

Erm...

United divas?

Oh, it's not "united divas".

Have you had a little guess at home?

You'll see what the answer is
in just a minute.

Right, everyone,
back in play right now.

That's a football team
I would watch.

What is she doing
with all of these... Charlene?

Juggling plates.

Oh, it's not "JUGGLING plates", no.

Oh!

Oh, I know.
I've done it again!

We know it's not "juggling plates".

Charlene's frozen out.

Everybody else is back in play.

Let's see some more.

Laurence?

Spinning plates.
It's "spinning plates"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She's got so much on,
she's constantly "spinning plates".

This is like a complete turnaround.

Laurence was giving all the clues
that Charlene was answering.

Now Charlene's giving the clues
that Laurence is answering.

Laurence, you're now on £2,500.

Let's go back to the Bonus Board.

Remember, it's worth another £1,500.
BUZZER

Let's take it away.

It's worth a guess, Laurence.

Erm...

Pop star in the middle.

That is not it.

Believe me, when one
of those squares goes,

it could be anybody's game.

But before we get back to that,

of course,
we need the answer to this.

What is Mr Chips doing there?

Laurence?

Working like a beaver.

Laurence, we can't accept that.
Oh!

But another way of saying
what Laurence has just said.

Laurence is frozen out.
Give me a second! Give me a second!

Charlene and Russell...
Oh, yes.

..here we go.

Oh!
Russell?

Beavering away.
He's "beavering away"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

LAUGHTER

OK, so now Russell is ahead
of Charlene. But can he...?

Can you not twerk on Catchphrase?!

LAUGHTER
And now I'm rutting.

Oh, that's how it works!

So Russell is ahead of Charlene now,
but can he get ahead of Laurence?

Well, he can, if he gets
the bonus catchphrase right.

Can you confirm this is skill-based,
not random?

I'm telling you...
LAUGHTER

BUZZER
Oh!

OK, let's take a look.
Let's see if this helps.

Oh!

Lady In Red?

Oh!

Laurence knows it.
He's got it right!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's take away the squares.

It is indeed "Lady In Red".

Chris de Burgh, of course,
poking his head out.

Nice one, Russell.

Well, another big change
in the game.

Yes!
Let's take a look.

Charlene on a very respectable
£1,100 at the moment.

Laurence now in second place
with a very respectable £2,500.

But now Russell takes the lead
with a beautiful £2,900!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, sir.

So, coming up, we'll find out

who will be facing
the Super Catchphrase

to win their charity
a possible £50,000.

Either Charlene, Russell or Laurence

will get that shot
at the very big prize. But who?

Find out in a moment.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back
to Celebrity Catchphrase,

where Charlene, Russell and Laurence
are all cooking with gas.

But who's got the recipe
for success?

One of them will be facing
the Super Catchphrase

with a chance to win £50,000
for their charity very, very soon.

I tell you something,
this is a tight game.

The reason it's all so close is,
Charlene,

you answered the first Bonus Board.

Laurence, you answered
the second bonus catchphrase,

and, of course, Russell,
you took the third one.

Russell, you just seem to be
having a great time.

It's not coming easy,
but I got lucky on a few there.

Yeah, absolutely.
Well, you are in the lead right now.

Let's see
if it's gonna stay that way.

Charlene, she is not
taking this lying down.

I most definitely am not, Stephen.

The Lady In Red!
LAUGHTER

The irony. The irony.

Laurence, the final word
goes with you.

How do you think
this final round...?

Who's gonna make it?
Are you gonna take it, or what?

Well, the energy here
is extraordinary.

What is going on? The reverses.

He's ahead, I'm ahead,
she's sometimes ahead.

I wish I was watching it.

Yes. And Laurence has literally
just repeated what I said.

The thing is...
LAUGHTER

With a little bit more panache,
I think you'll find.

Did we just watch an audition
for the next series?

LAUGHTER

Laurence, you only need
one of these catchphrases,

then you will have taken the lead.

Oh!
It is anybody's game.

Because, of course, from now on,

every correct answer is worth £500.
Oh!

And you can buzz in
as often as you like.

Here we go. Let's bring on
the next catchphrase.

There is the clue.

What are they?

Laurence?

Fun police.
They're the "fun police"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And Laurence has done exactly
what I just mentioned.

You're now in the lead.

This is anyone's game, guys,
it truly is.

Good luck, everybody.

Worth £500.

Laurence?

Going it alone.

Ooh! It's not "going it alone",
but you are not frozen out.

What is that road?

Charlene and Russell
were going for it.

Russell just got in.

The road less travelled.
It's "the road less travelled"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Russell is in the lead.
So excited, it's got to come out.

Let's play another one.

Oh! What happened there?

Oh, hang on a sec.
Let's see it again.

Look, there they are.

And now they've vanished. Charlene?

Gaslighting.

What?
What?!

LAUGHTER

Where...? Where...?

Hang on...
Stephen, go to a break.

LAUGHTER
You know what?

If we could go to a break, I would.

Because I want to find out
if everything's all right.

Where did that come from?

You know when
you're chatting to guys

and they suddenly disappear?

It's like they're gaslighting you.

Is that what they call it?
Oh, right. OK.

I've learnt a brand-new catchphrase.
Amazing.

It's not the one we wanted. I don't
know if you've realised that.

But you are not frozen out.
And let's play it again.

So they were there,
but now they're not.

And they're very nice people.

Laurence?

Where Have All The Good Guys Gone?
"Where Have All The Good Guys Gone?"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow.

So, now... OK.

So Laurence just
slightly in the lead with £3,500.

Russell on £3,400.
Charlene on £1,100.

Let's bring out another
£500 catchphrase, please.

Oh, he's a bit scared.
So what's happened?

Laurence?

His knees are knocking.
"Knees are knocking!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This is...
To be honest, Stephen,

I was waiting for Charlene
to say "ghosted".

LAUGHTER

Let's bring out
another £500 catchphrase.

Charlene?

Horsing around.

Oh, it's not "horsing around",

but you're not frozen out.
Here's a bit more.

Russell?

Hungry as a horse.

Oh, it's not "hungry as a horse".
Let's play some more.

Where is it?
Think about where it is.

It's not in a city.

Is it a horse market?

LAUGHTER
It's not a "horse market".

How old's that answer?
I know, I know.

There's a bus station
and a train station.

Charlene?

Travelling horse.
It's not a "travelling horse".

So maybe think of the Wild West.

And you might hear, you know,
in a country and western show,

"Hey, this is a..."

Laurence?

One-horse town.
It's a "one-horse town"!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Charlene's on £1,100.

Russell, not far behind Laurence
on £3,400.

Laurence with £4,500.
Well done.

There's only a couple of
catchphrases in this game.

Fingers back on your buzzers, guys.
Here is your next catchphrase.

Remember, it's worth £500.
Good luck to you all.

And he's just done it there.
Laurence?

Stealing an idea.

Oh, he's not "stealing an idea",

but not a bad guess.
It's not the one we need.

Everybody back in play.

What has Mr Chips just done there?

Just say what you see.

He's just done it.
Ah!

Running it up the flagpole.

He's "run it up the flagpole"!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done.
Nice one, Russell.

So, now look.

Charlene on £1,100.

Russell on £3,900.

Laurence still in the lead
at the moment with £4,500.

And another £500 up for grabs here.

Just think about what that is,
just there.

BUZZER
Charlene?

I was gonna say "church steeple".

It's not "church steeple".

But it is a church, but think
about that one to that one.

£500 remember.

Russell?

Broad Church.
It's a "Broad Church"!

Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BEEPING
Oh!

That noise means one thing. Oh, yes.

It is the end of the game.

So let's take a look at the scores.

Charlene, you are walking away
with £1,100.

Which charity is that going to?

It's going to the Ashiana Network

to help those that have been
affected by domestic violence,

which, of course,
has gone up over the last year.

APPLAUSE
Charlene, you've been brilliant.

I love you.

I tell you, it was so close
between Russell and Laurence.

Look, just £100 in it.

Russell, you are walking away
with £4,400

for your charity, and they are?

It's Rethink Mental Illness.

Again, sadly,
very much in use during lockdown.

Increasing the dialogue
around mental illness,

as well as providing
vital resources.

APPLAUSE
You've been amazing. Thank you.

And look at that. Laurence has
played an amazing game tonight.

He is our winner,
and you're gonna be facing

the Super Catchphrase!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
The Super Catchphrase!

Oh, yes! So, coming up,
it is the Super Catchphrase.

But can Laurence continue
his winning streak

and leave with that £50,000
for his charity?

Only one way to find out.
Be back here after the break.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to
Celebrity Catchphrase,

where makeover expert,
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen,

is doing incredibly well.

It was curtains for his opponents,
and now,

he might just take the roof off.

Because he's about to face
the Super Catchphrase

to win his charity
a possible £50,000.

Laurence, you've played
a very cool game so far.

It's worked out very well.
Tell me about your charity.

Shooting Star Children's Hospices
is something

that my wife, Jackie, and I,
we've been involved with for...

more or less,
since the very beginning.

And they do such
an extraordinary job

for children with
life-limiting conditions,

but also for respite care.

And we're very, very proud
of all they've achieved.

If you did make it to the top
of the pyramid and get that £50,000,

what would that do for them?

I'm suggesting
a large gold statue of me.

LAUGHTER
Maybe in the middle of the garden.

But they might want to spend it on
something a bit more practical.

No!

Well, listen,
I really hope you do well.

We're all behind you,
so fingers crossed.

Here is a quick reminder
for everybody

of how the Super Catchphrase works.

This pyramid is made up
of 15 numbered squares.

Behind each square is a catchphrase.

You've got just 60 seconds
to get from the bottom to the top,

but you can only move up a level

once you've got one catchphrase
right from the line that you're on.

It does get tougher
the higher up you go.

But the beautiful thing is,
the money will go up, too.

Make it to the top and answer
the final Super Catchphrase,

and you will take away
that £50,000 for your charity.

Also, look,
you can see the number 11,

that is starred for one good reason.

If you get that one right,
we'll double the money

for Charlene and Russell,
that they won earlier on.

So you're playing for their charity
as well as your own now.

Remember, just say what you see.
Keep on guessing.

If you get stuck, we can always pass
and go back whenever you're ready.

Shall we do it?

Let the games commence.
Oh, I so hope he does it!

Right, best of luck.
Your 60 seconds will start

when you select your first number
from the bottom row.

Four.
He's off. Come on.

Pass.

Three.

Pencil case.
Correct! Next.

Eight.

Pass.

Nine.

Fans. Rap fans.

Rock star fans. Pop fans.

Playing to the fans... Pass.

Six.

Building... Building bridges.

Building fences. Erm...

Pass.

Seven.

BUZZER
You've won £2,500!

APPLAUSE
Laurence!

I tell you something.

It shows...
Listen, throughout the show,

you've been getting them all right.

The final Super Catchphrase,
it gets to people.

Mm.

Listen, Laurence, everyone
playing at home, do not fear.

Let's reveal the ones
that you passed on.

Let's see number four.
This was a tricky one.

You passed on this one first.

It was a "cheese board", that one.

Cheese board.
Nice if you got that right at home.

Let's go from the start.
Let's go from six.

This was the last one you had.
Look, he's "mending fences".

Number seven.

This one, just ran out of time.

That was "eat your heart out".

Mm.
Then we went to number eight.

Let's have a look.

This one was the "bank balance".
Oh!

No worries. And the final one.
Cunning.

This is painful for Laurence.
Come on. Number nine.

What was it?

She's a "fan girl".

GROANING
Yes, she was!

Laurence is having none of that!
But...

Yeah, course it is!
Yeah, that's fine.

Laurence, listen.
This is the brilliant news.

You are taking away the £4,500 that
you won earlier for your charity.

Now you've banked that extra £2,500.

So the total
going to your charity tonight

is £7,000!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Charlene and Russell,
get yourselves in here.

Charlene, you're taking home £1,100.

Russell, you are taking away £4,400.

Which means the total you've
all made for charity tonight

is £12,500!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Nice.

Charlene, remind us about
your charity, please.

It's the Ashiana Network.
And, Russell?

Rethink Mental Illness.
And finally, Laurence?

Shooting Star Children's Hospices.
What about that? That pyramid!

Oh, you can never guess it.
Thanks for joining us.

We will see you next time
for more Catchphrase.

Good night!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE