Cash Register (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - Rebellion in the Supermarket Part 2 - full transcript
Following Shira's layoff, Avichai hires a new manager.
From now on all employees
will wear a cap.
I didn't spend 3,500 shekels
on a Nelly Fortedo haircut
to cover it
with a "Issachar Bounty" cap.
If you don't put the cap on now,
you're fired.
The owner and CEO
of the supermarket chain
is coming in two days,
Mr. Issachar Shkedi.
What's this?!
My cat got away today of all days.
The day of Issachar Shkedi's visit.
Good-bye! Go home.
"Issachar Bounty"
Checkout
"Supermarket Shake-up
Part 2"
He's been like this for three days.
He could fill a lake!
-Ramzi, enough.
One day we'll look back and laugh.
Then why wait? Let's start now.
Come on.
I don't get how that cat got in here!
-What is this? "Frontline"?
Why wake up the dead?
So the airhead left. -Right, airhead.
Shira was like our puppet,
who knows what kind of manager
we'll get now. -Quiet!
You all listen to me good.
Ramzul, that includes you.
e had a supermarket before the airhead,
we'll have one after the airhead.
You'll be kissing my feet that she left.
-What do you have to do with it?
Newswoman, go to commercial break...
-Good morning everyone.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-Good morning, Esti. Black suits you.
Okay, as you know, the... -Shira.
-Shira, won't be working here anymore.
Are you alright, Ramzi?
-I'm A-Okay, Boss. -This is impossible.
After much searching,
I found a manager
who is two levels above you,
believe me.
Please welcome your new manager,
Eva Baron.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-You see? She's a sweetheart.
You were tripping for nothing.
-I said "good morning"!
Former supermarket.
Good morning.
What?
No, no!
No letting her go home.
She stays at the checkout
until her water breaks.
Yes, where were we?
So she's a badass, so what?
I'm going with the flow.
It's much better than the airhead.
-What do you mean by airhead?
You keep saying that.
Airhead means...
someone whose brain.,
is full of air.
Who, you know...
life kinda numbed her skull.
Someone who... as soon as you see them,
you want to... Like Shira.
That's it, like Shira.
Airhead is Shira.
There's your explanation.
Stand up! -What?
-A security guard doesn’t sit.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
Check it out.
Check.
-Good morning.
Good morning.
I knew it would happen.
We got Pharaoh.
Pharaoh? Ceausescu.
-Mengistu Haile Mariam.
He was...
She took the bathroom key
and hung it around her neck.
Guys, stop, you're being petty.
-Good morning.
Good morning, Eva, my pretty.
I was just telling the gang
that you're an asset to the supermarket.
What's that? -This?
My sign, "Checkout closed".
-Why would it be closed?
You know, in an emergency,
bathroom, cigarette,
a quickie in the carton bin.
That's what a break is for.
-I know, but a break is 20 minutes.
20 minutes?
-Yes, that's what we get.
What is this, a mountain resort?
8 minutes from now on. -What?!
Give me the sign.
-No, sweetie... -The sign.
No, please, Eva. Eva!
-The sign!
Good morning.
My "closed" sign
is 4th generation in my family.
My great grandmother closed
her checkout with it in Austria
when some midget yelled at her.
Later it turned to be Hitler,
but she didn't back down.
I know what I'm going to do.
-Get her fired?
I meant, go home.
But you know what? I'm intrigued.
Dude, you're sharp.
When you want to, you got it going on.
"Issachar Bounty"
Avihai. -What?
It's not... what you think.
No, if you crisscross them,
they'll go in better.
Oh, thank you. -You're welcome.
-Kohava, you wanted something?
No, I just wanted to say
that the new manager is...
really... wow...
she's really awesome.
Yeah? -Really.
-Good, good. -Yes, we even...
wrote a group WhatsApp,
we sent it to you.
I didn't... I didn't see it.
-We all wrote from the heart.
Really? -Really, really,
from the heart. -Yes?
Okay, if you want, read it,
if not, read it at home. -Hold on...
just had my phone on me. Where...
-That's odd.
I just bought it today.
-Really? -Yes.
Maybe it fell.
Want me to call you? -Yes.
Sure, gladly. -No!
-Here, it's dialing.
No, I don't hear it.
-Neither do I. Gimme that.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
What's that? Do you hear that?
-Do I hear it? My gut says it's over there.
What's this?
-It wasn't me... What is this?
Look, she stole my phone.
-So I see.
It wasn't me.
-"It wasn't me" huh?
Ta da!
You see that?
To that we say "good night."
I'm telling you, it's a miraele
that Avihai fired her after a week.
We should thank the Lord.
-Totally, and out of nowhere.
Let's see who we get now.
-Who cares?
As long as it's not "good morning,"
"good morning."
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Good morning to you!
Good morning. -Good morning.
-Good morning, Esti.
I like what you did to your hair.
-I didn't do anything.
It's still nice.
Okay, as you know,
Eva Baron is no longer with us,
so without further ado,
please welcome your new manager,
Yaakov Carmoni.
Carmona, Carmona. -No way!
-Kohava Shavit? -Kobi Falula?
How do you know each other?
-How? I made this guy suffer...
Wow! -In the army.
How's it going? -Great!
What are the odds
that having suffered Shira and Eva
my army buddy
would be the next manager?!
It just proves
that if you're a good person,
good things happen to you.
Three years up one another's ass
in the mechanics department!
I ate with him, slept with him,
showered with him, you name it!
You were a couple?
-No. Why?
Guess who.
Kobi, you still don't wash your hands
after eating falafel. -You...
I can't believe we're together again.
-All we need is Avram "what did I hear".
"What did I hear," "What did I hear..."
Remember the day
that Avram and I...
What?
Put sugar in the gas tanks
of the Hummers?
The day before the General's visit!
The entire fleet...
We shut down the entire fleet!
I did 30 days in the can for that.
-I can't believe you forgave me!
You were a prince.
-Nah.
The fact that you forgave me...
now that was classy.
For what?
-"For what?"
I don't remember.
-The commander's rifle...? -What?
That me and Badosa hid in your car.
I'll never forget the look on your face
when the military cops showed up.
That's it! That's the look!
Exactly!
Sadly, Yakov Carmona
won't stay on. -Really...?
It seems complaints were filed against him
for sexual harassment in the army.
He served with me in the army,
who would have thought?
Were you harassed?
-No. Not by him.
This is the second manager since Shira
that you've gotten fired. -True.
Maybe Shira wasn't that bad?
Maybe Nasrallah was chairman of WIZO?
Maybe. Who knows?
Okay, I'll cut to the chase,
please welcome your new manager, Zvi.
Zvi!
Hello.
-Hello. -Hello.
It's a great honor to be here.
-The honor is ours.
I am Zvi.
-I am Kohava.
Dude... What are the odds that my type
in men will manage the supermarket?
This pealing nerd, sandals,
receding hair, double chin,
chunky and short,
dry skin on the heels, sun spots,
tons of beige marks on the skin,
zero warmth at home,
keeps everything bottled up,
self loathing. Whoa!
I'm aroused just by talking about it.
Originally from Kiryat Sefer,
for those who know it. -I do.
My background is vehicles
and carburetors.
My ex had that rolling R.
No way my ex can manage me.
Sorry. Sorry.
-But he's not your ex.
When I close my eyes he is,
and I close my eyes real often at work.
This is getting ridiculous,
Zvi is leaving us too.
You don't say... -Yes.
It seems he got an offer
from "African Market",
a company I never heard of.
-Yes, I've heard of it.
"African Market"? -My daughter, Jessica,
made it up, but I made the call.
Welcome your new manager, Uda!
Maybe your standards
for manager are too high?
Me?
where's that coming from?
It seems that Uda had pro-ISIS content
on his cellphone. -You don't say.
So please welcome your new manager,
Yelena. Yelena!
Welcome, Yelena.
Okay, guys,
I don't know how to tell you this,
but Yelena has disappeared.
-Really?
She's been missing for two days.
-Okay.
Meet your new manager...
Avigdor! Get in here.
-Whoa...
Hello to all. -Hello to all.
-Get this. -Yes.
What did I want?
A normal manager? That's all!
Not some airhead,
not some "good morning" all the time,
not a friend
who once stabbed me in the back.
So maybe Shira wasn't that...
-Eh, eh, eh, sweetie. Cool it.
"Issachar Bounty"
Really, Hezi, coffee and the chair?
-Don't I deserve it? Thanks.
Good morning, everyone.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Good morning, Esti.
Congratulations are in order. -Why?
I saw on Facebook,
you were at a pool party.
The red bathing suit's nice on you.
Okay, guys, I've been thinking
that our supermarket is cursed.
Now I'm sure it is.
I hope that this new manager
will last more than a week. Hava!
Hello all. -Hello.
-Good morning.
Excuse me, why are you chewing gum?
-Me? I'm not... chewing gum.
What?
-Did you see how scared he got?
He thought I'm serious.
-That's idiotic.
What a pinhead.
-What a pinhead.
That's my favorite word.
-That's my favorite word!
Mine, mine!
You hear that?
She said "pinhead" and I did too!
We said "pinhead" together.
She said "pinhead" and I did too!
"What a pinhead."
No expectations, but believe me,
finally a classy lady.
She reminds me of someone, no?
-Who?
Don't you see it?
The look, the humor,
the behavior. -Hold on.
Is this person Israeli?
-Yes.
Yonit Levi? (news anchor)
Yael Abukasis? (actress)
Tzvika Pik's daughter (singer),
the one that married Elton John.
You, Kohava, you.
-Me?
Are you cracked?
Show me one ounce of similarity.
We're sky and night, water and sun.
What are you talking about?
Two total opposites.
And this is our smoking area.
-Swear. -I swear.
You smoke in this heat?
What are you, dogs?
Are you sure it's alright?
I smoked here once,
Avihai was so pissed off.
Give the man some water.
Who's the manager around here?
Worse comes to worst,
the meat will be smoked.
High five that.
Check this out.
Oh, yes, this is good, so good...
Are you alright?
-You okay, Ramzul?
I guess I fell.
-Did you get that on film?
High five that.
Gimme a carrot.
The vegetables are a mess.
Dude, you were right.
She is... a bit like me.
You know, in the...
class, the style,
the... finesse, the...
Jacob waited for Rachel for seven years -
Hava is my Rachel.
Until you've had it.
What does that mean?
Like all the other managers,
you'll get tired of her too.
Hey, hey, hey, watch your tongue.
Hava is just like me.
"Do you smell a stink here too?"
"You forget
to use deodorant again?"
"Hahahahahaha"
"One kilo won't be enough,
pinhead."
"Hahahahaha"
Can you get the camera
out of my face?
That's what happens
with two comics in the gang.
You have to learn to cooperate.
Like Swissa and Yazpan, (comedians)
they had to share the limelight.
All the entertainment duos,
it takes time. Like the "Gashash" trio.
Nissim, you coming for grilled cheese?
Nissim, Anatoly?
Nissim and Anatoly are already
at the grilled cheese joint.
Without me?!
Yes, they went with Hava
ten minutes ago.
Twelve years, every Tuesday,
12-0-0, me and Nissim - grilled cheese.
It's our ritual.
Do I detect some anger towards Hava?
-No. No, no. Not at all!
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
Besides,
she can have the grilled cheese,
Nissim and I will always have our pranks.
Our pranks are... a ritual.
Nissim, where are you?
-In the fridge!
What?
Hey!
Nissim!
Nissim!
Dude, this isn't funny!
This is my prank,
you can't use it!
As much as it pains me,
you were right.
That Kohava wannabe
is getting on my nerves.
This supermarket is too small
for two Kohavas.
There's barely room for one.
"Getting rid of Hava, draft £2"
This goes here...
He's in the bathroom,
me and Esti at the checkouts.
That idiot comes in
from the main checkout:
"Hey, how are ya..."
She goes here, he goes here.
He goes around her...
Bam!
Kohava, sweetie, to the manager's office.
Kohava, sweetie, to the manager's office.
Hey, girl!
-Perfection.
Sweetie, I need a favor.
-Sure! You name it.
I want you to inform the employees.
Tell them that my nephew wired
the supermarket with security cameras.
Really? -Really.
Why would he do that?
-Look, between us,
there's always a jealous employee
whose got it in for the manager.
At our supermarket? No way! We...
-No, no, not you...
It's not like us, friends.
-Ah, okay, got it.
There's always someone with a grudge,
this rotten jealousy inside
trying to get his manager sacked
in dubious ways.
How can you explain
8 managers being replaced in one month?
I don't have a clue.
-We're no chumps... -True.
Now I get it!
Besides you,
everyone's the enemy.
Right...
So the whole supermarket's wired up?
-All of it. -Everywhere.
All of it.
The fridge? -Yes.
-The bathroom? -Yes.
Pastry counter? -Yes.
-Meat counter? -Yes.
The garbage can in the smoking area?
You're right, not there.
I'll put another two.
I'm crazy about you.
-Bless your heart, amen.
No, Hava isn't like...
the fools that came before her.
Hava is like me.
She's sharp, swift.
No matter what I think up,
she's one step ahead of me,
'coz she's like me. To take her down,
I need someone who's not me.
Like... someone on the inside
who knows every crack,
every crevice, every checkout,
but they're not part of the system.
Kohava, please buckle up.
We're not moving.
Girl, since you left,
the supermarket's gone to the dogs. -Wow.
Yes, the employees
and the chicken thighs are lost.
"Why did she leave?
Why did she leave?"
Really?
-Did you even doubt it?
You're fucking Shirley Stenbuch.
Shira. -Exactly.
Fucking Shira Steinbuch!
You're special, Shira, I'm telling you.
You're a marvel.
You're gold, you're coral,
and I'm not ashamed to say
I threw up in my mouth a bit
when I said it, I won't lie.
Thank you, Kohava.
-You're welcome, sweetie.
But you have a new manager.
-For now.
What do you mean?
-You'll help me get rid of her.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, Kohava, leave me out.
Shira, she keeps us late on Saturday.
-There's nothing I can do.
She sells expired meat.
-Every manager has their style.
She destroyed
your empowerment booth.
She broke it,
destroyed, annihilated.
What's the plan?
The recipe for a healthy relationship
is a common enemy.
That's why we're fighting the Palestinians,
we don't have a common enemy to hate.
Let's say we both fought against...
Cyprus, boom! We're best buddies.
Come.
You remember the room?
-Sshhh... don't talk. -Okay.
Do you have a flashlight?
Kohava.
Keep it down.
I'll help you.
-It's a laptop, I can do it myself.
Kohava, move,
I know how to open it. -Okay.
Oh! Look at this.
-Koh... -Hold on.
I know how to do this.
No, don't...
You're doing the same action.
No, I don't think it's right.
Listen, if you...
-You want to do it yourself? -No.
I took a computer class.
Can you read English? -A...
You canceled...
I have to do it again.
So tell me what to do.
One, just one.
Press this.
Press it, press
"Issachar Bounty"
Avihai called me this morning
all upset.
Really? Wow...
What did he say?
That money was transferred
from my computer to a private account.
How can that be?
I told you that one of the employees
is trying to take me down.
I installed cameras for a reason.
And... did you catch anyone?
-Nothing, nada.
This employee is clever,
he disconnected them.
Believe me...
But he forgot to disconnect
the computer camera.
What?
Now transfer...
-Change the other one.
I know how to do this.
And if you press here?
-Don't touch.
I don't see anything.
Is it Anatoly?
It's Anatoly, I swear. Go figure...
Kohava, it's over.
You can remove the mask
and reveal the devil behind it.
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
-Avihai is coming in,
I'll show him the video
and you're outta here.
Oh you...
-Why are you laughing?
The revered, glorious manager!
We always said that you're a puppet.
Everyone says you're Avihai's yes man,
you do what he says
like a good little girl.
That knucklehead Avihai
doesn't reach the dry skin on my heel.
You don't say. -I say.
-Really?
I do whatever I please.
And if I want
can send that scumbag Avihai,
that dwarfy midget...
-That what?
Dwarfy midget. -Who?
That Avihai, I send him to hell.
Oh my, oh my.
-Me oh my!
Now you scared me and him.
How about saying it louder
so everyone can hear over the PA system.
You bitch.
15 managers in two months.
I guess I am in shape after all.
No, Esti's sitting here. Esti, come.
-It's alright, I'll sit here.
You, sit.
Okay, guys, as expected,
Hava, damn her,
will not be with us anymore.
-Yes!
I realized that no matter
who the manager is,
even if it's Mark Zuckerberg,
you will trip him up.
So please welcome the new-old manager,
you all know her, Shira!
Whoa! -Shira. -Shira?
Wow, that Shira!
I don't believe it, she's back!
Who would work here
after 15 managers in two months?
It was either her
or the junkie that spits outside
and I can't say I wasn't ambivalent.
Get over here, airhead,
gimme a hug.
People!
I wrote a few words that...
-Okay, let's pick this up later...
Back to work.
Esti! -What?
-Wait up.
Today I realized something.
Sometimes it's the people
that are most like you
that you don't want next to you
nd the people who are the exact opposite
the hard workers, bleeding hearts,
snobs, airheads if you will -
those are the people
you need closest to you.
More?
Ramzi, more, more?
Should I go on or not?
Thank you all,
and so you don't
that I forgot you,
I brought you small gifts.
-Quiet. -Literally.
You see why she's the best?
"Issachar Bounty" bandanas!
-No, this can't be for real...
Hand them out to everyone!
-Of course.
One for Kohava.
Here, Tzachi.
Anatoly.
What'll I do with this?
-Kohava, cool, right?
will wear a cap.
I didn't spend 3,500 shekels
on a Nelly Fortedo haircut
to cover it
with a "Issachar Bounty" cap.
If you don't put the cap on now,
you're fired.
The owner and CEO
of the supermarket chain
is coming in two days,
Mr. Issachar Shkedi.
What's this?!
My cat got away today of all days.
The day of Issachar Shkedi's visit.
Good-bye! Go home.
"Issachar Bounty"
Checkout
"Supermarket Shake-up
Part 2"
He's been like this for three days.
He could fill a lake!
-Ramzi, enough.
One day we'll look back and laugh.
Then why wait? Let's start now.
Come on.
I don't get how that cat got in here!
-What is this? "Frontline"?
Why wake up the dead?
So the airhead left. -Right, airhead.
Shira was like our puppet,
who knows what kind of manager
we'll get now. -Quiet!
You all listen to me good.
Ramzul, that includes you.
e had a supermarket before the airhead,
we'll have one after the airhead.
You'll be kissing my feet that she left.
-What do you have to do with it?
Newswoman, go to commercial break...
-Good morning everyone.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-Good morning, Esti. Black suits you.
Okay, as you know, the... -Shira.
-Shira, won't be working here anymore.
Are you alright, Ramzi?
-I'm A-Okay, Boss. -This is impossible.
After much searching,
I found a manager
who is two levels above you,
believe me.
Please welcome your new manager,
Eva Baron.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-You see? She's a sweetheart.
You were tripping for nothing.
-I said "good morning"!
Former supermarket.
Good morning.
What?
No, no!
No letting her go home.
She stays at the checkout
until her water breaks.
Yes, where were we?
So she's a badass, so what?
I'm going with the flow.
It's much better than the airhead.
-What do you mean by airhead?
You keep saying that.
Airhead means...
someone whose brain.,
is full of air.
Who, you know...
life kinda numbed her skull.
Someone who... as soon as you see them,
you want to... Like Shira.
That's it, like Shira.
Airhead is Shira.
There's your explanation.
Stand up! -What?
-A security guard doesn’t sit.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
Check it out.
Check.
-Good morning.
Good morning.
I knew it would happen.
We got Pharaoh.
Pharaoh? Ceausescu.
-Mengistu Haile Mariam.
He was...
She took the bathroom key
and hung it around her neck.
Guys, stop, you're being petty.
-Good morning.
Good morning, Eva, my pretty.
I was just telling the gang
that you're an asset to the supermarket.
What's that? -This?
My sign, "Checkout closed".
-Why would it be closed?
You know, in an emergency,
bathroom, cigarette,
a quickie in the carton bin.
That's what a break is for.
-I know, but a break is 20 minutes.
20 minutes?
-Yes, that's what we get.
What is this, a mountain resort?
8 minutes from now on. -What?!
Give me the sign.
-No, sweetie... -The sign.
No, please, Eva. Eva!
-The sign!
Good morning.
My "closed" sign
is 4th generation in my family.
My great grandmother closed
her checkout with it in Austria
when some midget yelled at her.
Later it turned to be Hitler,
but she didn't back down.
I know what I'm going to do.
-Get her fired?
I meant, go home.
But you know what? I'm intrigued.
Dude, you're sharp.
When you want to, you got it going on.
"Issachar Bounty"
Avihai. -What?
It's not... what you think.
No, if you crisscross them,
they'll go in better.
Oh, thank you. -You're welcome.
-Kohava, you wanted something?
No, I just wanted to say
that the new manager is...
really... wow...
she's really awesome.
Yeah? -Really.
-Good, good. -Yes, we even...
wrote a group WhatsApp,
we sent it to you.
I didn't... I didn't see it.
-We all wrote from the heart.
Really? -Really, really,
from the heart. -Yes?
Okay, if you want, read it,
if not, read it at home. -Hold on...
just had my phone on me. Where...
-That's odd.
I just bought it today.
-Really? -Yes.
Maybe it fell.
Want me to call you? -Yes.
Sure, gladly. -No!
-Here, it's dialing.
No, I don't hear it.
-Neither do I. Gimme that.
Good morning.
-Good morning.
What's that? Do you hear that?
-Do I hear it? My gut says it's over there.
What's this?
-It wasn't me... What is this?
Look, she stole my phone.
-So I see.
It wasn't me.
-"It wasn't me" huh?
Ta da!
You see that?
To that we say "good night."
I'm telling you, it's a miraele
that Avihai fired her after a week.
We should thank the Lord.
-Totally, and out of nowhere.
Let's see who we get now.
-Who cares?
As long as it's not "good morning,"
"good morning."
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Good morning to you!
Good morning. -Good morning.
-Good morning, Esti.
I like what you did to your hair.
-I didn't do anything.
It's still nice.
Okay, as you know,
Eva Baron is no longer with us,
so without further ado,
please welcome your new manager,
Yaakov Carmoni.
Carmona, Carmona. -No way!
-Kohava Shavit? -Kobi Falula?
How do you know each other?
-How? I made this guy suffer...
Wow! -In the army.
How's it going? -Great!
What are the odds
that having suffered Shira and Eva
my army buddy
would be the next manager?!
It just proves
that if you're a good person,
good things happen to you.
Three years up one another's ass
in the mechanics department!
I ate with him, slept with him,
showered with him, you name it!
You were a couple?
-No. Why?
Guess who.
Kobi, you still don't wash your hands
after eating falafel. -You...
I can't believe we're together again.
-All we need is Avram "what did I hear".
"What did I hear," "What did I hear..."
Remember the day
that Avram and I...
What?
Put sugar in the gas tanks
of the Hummers?
The day before the General's visit!
The entire fleet...
We shut down the entire fleet!
I did 30 days in the can for that.
-I can't believe you forgave me!
You were a prince.
-Nah.
The fact that you forgave me...
now that was classy.
For what?
-"For what?"
I don't remember.
-The commander's rifle...? -What?
That me and Badosa hid in your car.
I'll never forget the look on your face
when the military cops showed up.
That's it! That's the look!
Exactly!
Sadly, Yakov Carmona
won't stay on. -Really...?
It seems complaints were filed against him
for sexual harassment in the army.
He served with me in the army,
who would have thought?
Were you harassed?
-No. Not by him.
This is the second manager since Shira
that you've gotten fired. -True.
Maybe Shira wasn't that bad?
Maybe Nasrallah was chairman of WIZO?
Maybe. Who knows?
Okay, I'll cut to the chase,
please welcome your new manager, Zvi.
Zvi!
Hello.
-Hello. -Hello.
It's a great honor to be here.
-The honor is ours.
I am Zvi.
-I am Kohava.
Dude... What are the odds that my type
in men will manage the supermarket?
This pealing nerd, sandals,
receding hair, double chin,
chunky and short,
dry skin on the heels, sun spots,
tons of beige marks on the skin,
zero warmth at home,
keeps everything bottled up,
self loathing. Whoa!
I'm aroused just by talking about it.
Originally from Kiryat Sefer,
for those who know it. -I do.
My background is vehicles
and carburetors.
My ex had that rolling R.
No way my ex can manage me.
Sorry. Sorry.
-But he's not your ex.
When I close my eyes he is,
and I close my eyes real often at work.
This is getting ridiculous,
Zvi is leaving us too.
You don't say... -Yes.
It seems he got an offer
from "African Market",
a company I never heard of.
-Yes, I've heard of it.
"African Market"? -My daughter, Jessica,
made it up, but I made the call.
Welcome your new manager, Uda!
Maybe your standards
for manager are too high?
Me?
where's that coming from?
It seems that Uda had pro-ISIS content
on his cellphone. -You don't say.
So please welcome your new manager,
Yelena. Yelena!
Welcome, Yelena.
Okay, guys,
I don't know how to tell you this,
but Yelena has disappeared.
-Really?
She's been missing for two days.
-Okay.
Meet your new manager...
Avigdor! Get in here.
-Whoa...
Hello to all. -Hello to all.
-Get this. -Yes.
What did I want?
A normal manager? That's all!
Not some airhead,
not some "good morning" all the time,
not a friend
who once stabbed me in the back.
So maybe Shira wasn't that...
-Eh, eh, eh, sweetie. Cool it.
"Issachar Bounty"
Really, Hezi, coffee and the chair?
-Don't I deserve it? Thanks.
Good morning, everyone.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Good morning, Esti.
Congratulations are in order. -Why?
I saw on Facebook,
you were at a pool party.
The red bathing suit's nice on you.
Okay, guys, I've been thinking
that our supermarket is cursed.
Now I'm sure it is.
I hope that this new manager
will last more than a week. Hava!
Hello all. -Hello.
-Good morning.
Excuse me, why are you chewing gum?
-Me? I'm not... chewing gum.
What?
-Did you see how scared he got?
He thought I'm serious.
-That's idiotic.
What a pinhead.
-What a pinhead.
That's my favorite word.
-That's my favorite word!
Mine, mine!
You hear that?
She said "pinhead" and I did too!
We said "pinhead" together.
She said "pinhead" and I did too!
"What a pinhead."
No expectations, but believe me,
finally a classy lady.
She reminds me of someone, no?
-Who?
Don't you see it?
The look, the humor,
the behavior. -Hold on.
Is this person Israeli?
-Yes.
Yonit Levi? (news anchor)
Yael Abukasis? (actress)
Tzvika Pik's daughter (singer),
the one that married Elton John.
You, Kohava, you.
-Me?
Are you cracked?
Show me one ounce of similarity.
We're sky and night, water and sun.
What are you talking about?
Two total opposites.
And this is our smoking area.
-Swear. -I swear.
You smoke in this heat?
What are you, dogs?
Are you sure it's alright?
I smoked here once,
Avihai was so pissed off.
Give the man some water.
Who's the manager around here?
Worse comes to worst,
the meat will be smoked.
High five that.
Check this out.
Oh, yes, this is good, so good...
Are you alright?
-You okay, Ramzul?
I guess I fell.
-Did you get that on film?
High five that.
Gimme a carrot.
The vegetables are a mess.
Dude, you were right.
She is... a bit like me.
You know, in the...
class, the style,
the... finesse, the...
Jacob waited for Rachel for seven years -
Hava is my Rachel.
Until you've had it.
What does that mean?
Like all the other managers,
you'll get tired of her too.
Hey, hey, hey, watch your tongue.
Hava is just like me.
"Do you smell a stink here too?"
"You forget
to use deodorant again?"
"Hahahahahaha"
"One kilo won't be enough,
pinhead."
"Hahahahaha"
Can you get the camera
out of my face?
That's what happens
with two comics in the gang.
You have to learn to cooperate.
Like Swissa and Yazpan, (comedians)
they had to share the limelight.
All the entertainment duos,
it takes time. Like the "Gashash" trio.
Nissim, you coming for grilled cheese?
Nissim, Anatoly?
Nissim and Anatoly are already
at the grilled cheese joint.
Without me?!
Yes, they went with Hava
ten minutes ago.
Twelve years, every Tuesday,
12-0-0, me and Nissim - grilled cheese.
It's our ritual.
Do I detect some anger towards Hava?
-No. No, no. Not at all!
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
Besides,
she can have the grilled cheese,
Nissim and I will always have our pranks.
Our pranks are... a ritual.
Nissim, where are you?
-In the fridge!
What?
Hey!
Nissim!
Nissim!
Dude, this isn't funny!
This is my prank,
you can't use it!
As much as it pains me,
you were right.
That Kohava wannabe
is getting on my nerves.
This supermarket is too small
for two Kohavas.
There's barely room for one.
"Getting rid of Hava, draft £2"
This goes here...
He's in the bathroom,
me and Esti at the checkouts.
That idiot comes in
from the main checkout:
"Hey, how are ya..."
She goes here, he goes here.
He goes around her...
Bam!
Kohava, sweetie, to the manager's office.
Kohava, sweetie, to the manager's office.
Hey, girl!
-Perfection.
Sweetie, I need a favor.
-Sure! You name it.
I want you to inform the employees.
Tell them that my nephew wired
the supermarket with security cameras.
Really? -Really.
Why would he do that?
-Look, between us,
there's always a jealous employee
whose got it in for the manager.
At our supermarket? No way! We...
-No, no, not you...
It's not like us, friends.
-Ah, okay, got it.
There's always someone with a grudge,
this rotten jealousy inside
trying to get his manager sacked
in dubious ways.
How can you explain
8 managers being replaced in one month?
I don't have a clue.
-We're no chumps... -True.
Now I get it!
Besides you,
everyone's the enemy.
Right...
So the whole supermarket's wired up?
-All of it. -Everywhere.
All of it.
The fridge? -Yes.
-The bathroom? -Yes.
Pastry counter? -Yes.
-Meat counter? -Yes.
The garbage can in the smoking area?
You're right, not there.
I'll put another two.
I'm crazy about you.
-Bless your heart, amen.
No, Hava isn't like...
the fools that came before her.
Hava is like me.
She's sharp, swift.
No matter what I think up,
she's one step ahead of me,
'coz she's like me. To take her down,
I need someone who's not me.
Like... someone on the inside
who knows every crack,
every crevice, every checkout,
but they're not part of the system.
Kohava, please buckle up.
We're not moving.
Girl, since you left,
the supermarket's gone to the dogs. -Wow.
Yes, the employees
and the chicken thighs are lost.
"Why did she leave?
Why did she leave?"
Really?
-Did you even doubt it?
You're fucking Shirley Stenbuch.
Shira. -Exactly.
Fucking Shira Steinbuch!
You're special, Shira, I'm telling you.
You're a marvel.
You're gold, you're coral,
and I'm not ashamed to say
I threw up in my mouth a bit
when I said it, I won't lie.
Thank you, Kohava.
-You're welcome, sweetie.
But you have a new manager.
-For now.
What do you mean?
-You'll help me get rid of her.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, Kohava, leave me out.
Shira, she keeps us late on Saturday.
-There's nothing I can do.
She sells expired meat.
-Every manager has their style.
She destroyed
your empowerment booth.
She broke it,
destroyed, annihilated.
What's the plan?
The recipe for a healthy relationship
is a common enemy.
That's why we're fighting the Palestinians,
we don't have a common enemy to hate.
Let's say we both fought against...
Cyprus, boom! We're best buddies.
Come.
You remember the room?
-Sshhh... don't talk. -Okay.
Do you have a flashlight?
Kohava.
Keep it down.
I'll help you.
-It's a laptop, I can do it myself.
Kohava, move,
I know how to open it. -Okay.
Oh! Look at this.
-Koh... -Hold on.
I know how to do this.
No, don't...
You're doing the same action.
No, I don't think it's right.
Listen, if you...
-You want to do it yourself? -No.
I took a computer class.
Can you read English? -A...
You canceled...
I have to do it again.
So tell me what to do.
One, just one.
Press this.
Press it, press
"Issachar Bounty"
Avihai called me this morning
all upset.
Really? Wow...
What did he say?
That money was transferred
from my computer to a private account.
How can that be?
I told you that one of the employees
is trying to take me down.
I installed cameras for a reason.
And... did you catch anyone?
-Nothing, nada.
This employee is clever,
he disconnected them.
Believe me...
But he forgot to disconnect
the computer camera.
What?
Now transfer...
-Change the other one.
I know how to do this.
And if you press here?
-Don't touch.
I don't see anything.
Is it Anatoly?
It's Anatoly, I swear. Go figure...
Kohava, it's over.
You can remove the mask
and reveal the devil behind it.
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
-Avihai is coming in,
I'll show him the video
and you're outta here.
Oh you...
-Why are you laughing?
The revered, glorious manager!
We always said that you're a puppet.
Everyone says you're Avihai's yes man,
you do what he says
like a good little girl.
That knucklehead Avihai
doesn't reach the dry skin on my heel.
You don't say. -I say.
-Really?
I do whatever I please.
And if I want
can send that scumbag Avihai,
that dwarfy midget...
-That what?
Dwarfy midget. -Who?
That Avihai, I send him to hell.
Oh my, oh my.
-Me oh my!
Now you scared me and him.
How about saying it louder
so everyone can hear over the PA system.
You bitch.
15 managers in two months.
I guess I am in shape after all.
No, Esti's sitting here. Esti, come.
-It's alright, I'll sit here.
You, sit.
Okay, guys, as expected,
Hava, damn her,
will not be with us anymore.
-Yes!
I realized that no matter
who the manager is,
even if it's Mark Zuckerberg,
you will trip him up.
So please welcome the new-old manager,
you all know her, Shira!
Whoa! -Shira. -Shira?
Wow, that Shira!
I don't believe it, she's back!
Who would work here
after 15 managers in two months?
It was either her
or the junkie that spits outside
and I can't say I wasn't ambivalent.
Get over here, airhead,
gimme a hug.
People!
I wrote a few words that...
-Okay, let's pick this up later...
Back to work.
Esti! -What?
-Wait up.
Today I realized something.
Sometimes it's the people
that are most like you
that you don't want next to you
nd the people who are the exact opposite
the hard workers, bleeding hearts,
snobs, airheads if you will -
those are the people
you need closest to you.
More?
Ramzi, more, more?
Should I go on or not?
Thank you all,
and so you don't
that I forgot you,
I brought you small gifts.
-Quiet. -Literally.
You see why she's the best?
"Issachar Bounty" bandanas!
-No, this can't be for real...
Hand them out to everyone!
-Of course.
One for Kohava.
Here, Tzachi.
Anatoly.
What'll I do with this?
-Kohava, cool, right?