Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 13 - Bluey - full transcript

When Dad shows the kids how to use their old baby-harness, a new game is born: Dad Baby. But dad is unprepared for the harsh realities of giving birth to a baby Bingo.

You missed a spot, Bluey.

Oh, do I have to get every bit?

If you're gonna do
something, do it properly.

OK.

Mum, what's this?

Oh, that's your old papoose.

Papoose?

We used to walk you around the park
in it instead of sleeping.

Straps go around here,
and baby goes in here.

Get in it, Bingo.

OK.
Hey! Oh, hang on.



You're not a baby. Ooh! Oww.

Look, Dad has a baby
in his belly.

I know what we can play.

Oh, no, don't say it.

This episode of Bluey
is called Dad Baby.

This isn't gonna end well.

OK, you're pregnant with baby Bingo.

So you have to act pregnant.

OK. If we're gonna do this,
let's do it properly.

Hmm, how to act pregnant.

I'm just gonna get this ready.

Oh, my back. Oh, my feet.

Rub my feet, Bluey. Rub my feet.

Bandit Heeler!



I'm hungry. Oh, I need to sit down.

Oh, where's my Vitamin E cream?

Something about stretch marks.

Ow! Ow!
How dare you!

You have no idea
what I went through.

How could you? Ow!

I'm with child.

Oh, slow down, Bluey.

It's hard to run.
Is she still following us?

Ow!
Whoops.

Ah, I better clean that up.

Oh, cheese and crackers.
You're heavy, Bingo.

Bluey, can you clean
this up for me, mate?

OK.
I'm going to sit down.

Ooh!
Whoop.

Watch it, big belly.

Sorry.
Argh!

Whoop!

Oh, man, I'm hungry.

OK, remember you're
eating for two people now.

Sounds good to me.

Ow! Watch it.

So we've got cucumbers and radishes.

Ah, I've actually got
cravings for these dim sims.

Dim sims?

The baby wants dim sims.

Hmm, OK.

Mine!
Hey!

I'll try again.

Mine.

Right.

Mine!

Mine!
Hey, Bingo, I'm hungry!

Come on! Pregnant people
need exercise too.

Oh, man, this thing
is uncomfortable.

Oh, my back.

Forget this. I need to sit down.

How's it going, pregnant man?

Oh, yeah. It's too easy, man.

Don't know what
all the fuss is about.

Oh, good. Well, soon you'll start
feeling the baby kicking.

Oh, no! I'm sure that's not
for a little while... Ow!

Kick.
Ow!

Kick.
Ow!

Kick.
Oh, me guts.

Oh, you never forget
that first kick.

Oh! OK, that's a wrap kids.

Come on, unclip...
No, not yet!

You haven't had the baby.

Kick!
Oh, ho! Too bad.

How do you get this thing off?

You said if you're going to do
something, do it properly.

Kick!
Oh!

That advice doesn't apply to me.

Hello!

He's having a baby!

What happens now?

What are you asking me for?
Aren't you the midwife?

No, I'm just a friend.
I work at a petrol station.

What?!
I'm coming out.

Well, who's gonna deliver my baby?

♪ Hey, true blue

♪ Is it me and you?

Yes.

♪ Is it Mum and Dad?

♪ Is it a... ♪
Uh, Lucky's Dad,

can you give us
a hand with something?

Yeah, no worries, Bluey.

I didn't know
this was the something!

Harden up, Pat.

But I don't know
how to deliver a baby.

I thought you grew up on a farm.

We grew sorghum.

Dad, the cricket's started!

I'm busy, mate.
Just shout if there's a wicket.

OK!

Well, how hard can this be?

I'll just grab a leg...

Ow! Hey, where are you going?

I'm not going anywhere!

Bingo, that tickles!

Oh, we'll see about this.

I've got a foot.
Pull!

Oh, she's got my belly hair!

It's none for six, Dad.

Any boundaries?

One boundary, two singles.

Who got the boundary?

Focus!
Oh, yeah, sorry.

Oh, I can see the butt!

I can see the butt.
Keep pulling!

Come on you, little...

I'm getting a lot of dim sims.

♪ Oh, I do like to be
beside the seaside... ♪

Push!
Keep pulling!

Morning, Wendy.
Argh!

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
You'll never get me out.

Ow!
She's not budging.

We may have to go
through the sunroof.

Just get this thing out of me!

Give me a go.

Get out of the way.

OK. I'll pull and you push.

OK.
Oh, come on Bingo!

Ready?
Ready!

It's working! Keep pushing.

Dad! Sparky's out. Caught behind.

Oh, biscuits!
Just gotta see this.

Whoop!
You're not going anywhere.

OK, baby, time to come out.

Argh!

Sing to me, Pat!
Oh, yeah, righto.

♪ Hey, true blue

Push, Dad!
♪ Is it me and you?

Tickle, tickle.

♪ Is it Mum and Dad?

♪ Is it a cockatoo?

♪ Is it standing by your mate? ♪

Hoo!

Biscuits!

Born!
Hooray!

Hooray.

Meep, meep, meep.

Now you have to give her a name.

Oh, yeah. Let's get a look at you.

Meep, meep, mope, mope.

Goo-goo, gaa-gaa-gaa.

I'm going to call you Chilli.

Oh, you Heelers don't muck around.

Well, if you're gonna
to do something...

Do it properly.

Well done, honey!

She's beautiful!

Ah, it was a doddle.

Don't know what
all the fuss is about.

My turn!
Yee!