Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 3 - Big Time Rush - full transcript

Inundated by paparazzi and crazed fans, the boys move to Bel Air only to become trapped within the gated community.

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- Okay, boys,

in three, two, one.

All: Chillax!

- Kendall!

- Eh, we have some chores
- to do anyways.

- Yeah, let's go.
- Come on.

- Bye.
- Ahh!

- They like snack cakes.

- James had a cold recently.

- Hey!

- Carlos still uses a sippy cup.



- Run!
- Run, boys!

Get out of here!

I'll hold them off.

- Go! Go! Go!

- Take the secret entrance!

- Go!

- Come on!

- Okay.

Okay, so being famous

can be kind of fun...

But paparazzi,

not fun.

- I just hope they got

my good side,



both of them.

- Okay, wait a minute.

Which one of you threw away

my sippy cup?

- Hey, at least we're safe
- in our apartment.

- Very safe.

- Who are you?

- Winnie, you're number one fan.

Now, can you guys sign

these baggies of your hair?

- ♪ Make it count,

play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

- There comes a time

in every band's career

when I need to move you

out of the palmwoods.

- What?
- We love the palmwoods.

- Not moving.

- The palmwoods is the home

of the future famous.

And you guys are the now famous.

And I need to move

my investment...

That's you dawgs-

- to a place where you're
- better protected.

- Okay, but all of our friends
- are at the palmwoods.

- And girlfriends.

- Yeah, and paparazzi

and celebstigators

looking for dirt

- and crazed fans
- that can walk in off the street.

- He's right, guys. You really
- have to think about your safety.

- Who are you?

- Winnie diamond,

James' future wife.

Tell James dinner's at 6:00.

- Out!

- Gustavo, we know
- things have changed, but...

We don't want you moving us into

some snooty gated community.

- All: And nothing's gonna
- change our minds.

- I'm moving you to bel air.

- Wha?
- What?

All:

- ♪ How big time rush
- moved up to bel air ♪

- ♪ You dawgs
- need some protection ♪

All:

- ♪ And that's why btr
- is headed out to bel air ♪

- ♪ We said good-bye
- to our friends ♪

- All: ♪ Camille kissed Logan
- then she gave him a slap ♪

- ♪ we drove through the gates
- to take the grand tour ♪

- ♪ friendly faces there
- to greet us ♪

- ♪ they said they're our
- new neighbors ♪

- ♪ Now we're kickin' it
- in the town ♪

- ♪ please excuse us
- while we give bel air ♪

- Hello there.

I am block captain McCallister

of the bel air

neighborhood watch,

as in watch us welcome you

to the most glorious

and secure place on earth.

- Thank you.

- And here's our

community handbook.

It includes regulation 228-j:

"No unsightly boxes

left on driveway

for more than 15 minutes."

- Hey.

Shouldn't we have, uh...

Moved the boxes inside?

- Not if we want to get
- in the pool

A.s.a-pool!

Woo-hoo!

- Ah, I cannot believe

how nice bel air is.

- I mean, even the birds
- sound better.

- Yo, Katie,
- what's up with the lemons?

- Lemonade stand.

- Did you know bel air
- has the highest average income

In the U.S.?

- So I'm off to put the squeeze
- on these one-percenters.

- Ooh!

- Did you guys know
- this whole house is automated?

Seriously, I just press

this button right here,

and it close the whole grill.

- Or that.

Uh, sorry.

Bel air really has everything.

- Including military trained

gate security guards

to keep the paparazzi out and

electric fences to keep crazed

fans from getting in.

All: Winnie?

- This just makes me

want you more!

- Name?

- Gustavo rocque

and Kelly Wainwright

here to see

a-big a-time a-rush.

- You're not on the list.

- Well, put me on the list,

- 'cause I pay for those guys
- to be behind this gate,

So let me through.

- I can't do that.

- How about you just call up
- to their house

- And have them
- put our names on the list.

- Oh, someone's at the gate.

- Okay, so I just need to
- figure out which button to press

To let them in and...

No.

- Darn it!

- Okay, okay!

Um...

- There's no answer.

So...

Good-bye.

- I will get on that list!

- Lemonade!

Get your organic valley

lemonade.

Only $20 a glass.

- $20 for lemonade?

- We'll take four.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.
- Yes.

- And that's 100% profit for me,

- 'cause I got these lemons
- in my new backyard.

- I would like some lemonade,
- little girl.

- Oh, no.

Not big time sister.

You are my new neighbor?

- Yeah.

20 bucks, goldilocks.

- Wait, but this is

fabio's lemons.

- I don't see your name on 'em.

Okay, but your lemon tree

hangs over in my new yard.

- But it's my tree.

Besides, you should ask someone

before you take their lemons.

- Okay, can I have your lemons?

- Nope.

- I still can't believe
- we live in bel air.

- I could live here forever.

-This place is amazing.

- Totally amazing.

- I'm bored.

- So bored.

- I miss the palmwoods.

- I miss the cool people
- by the pool

- Who used to hang out with us
- and have fun

And the jennifers.

- Okay, cheer up.

Look, according to the handbook,

we can have our friends over

- as soon as their
- background checks clear in...

Six to eight weeks?

- Palmwoods didn't do
- background checks.

- Guys.

The palmwoods was great,

but we can't go back.

And you know what,

- we have cool friends
- to hang out with by the pool

And have fun:

Us.

Now, who wants to play

some street hockey?

- All right.

First team to ten

- wins the bel air hockey
- championship of the world.

- Whoo!

Wait, wait.

- It says "no playing ball
- in the street."

- Huh.

- Well, good thing
- we're not playing ball.

We're playing some hockey.

- Go!

- Lawn alarm?
- Really?

- Get it off the lawn.

- Come on.
- Move it!

- Okay!

- No playing ball in bel air.

No playing ball in bel air.

No playing ball in bel air.

No playing ball in bel air.

- It's not a ball.

It's a puck.

- No playing ball in bel air.

All: Stupid car.

- Flower violation.

Flower violation.

Flower violation.

- Go! Go! Go!

- Ooh.

- Hoodlums with sticks!

- Oh.

- How long of a trip is it
- to the palmwoods?

- Ten-minute jog
- to the front gate.

- Then a cross-town bus will have
- us chilling poolside

In 45 minutes.

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Take the scenic route!

- Go! Go! Go!

- At least we're not
- bored anymore!

- Hide in the neighbor's yard!

- A tiger?

Our neighbor has a tiger?

- I'm not having
- fun anymore.

- Seriously?

Who has a guard tiger?

- Shh!

- Uh, nice kitty.

- I don't like the way
- the thing's looking at us.

- I think he's looking at James.

- Why do I have to be
- so delicious?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- They say that music
- soothes the savage beast.

We got to sing to it.

All:

♪ Let's throw a party

in the sky ♪

- A tranq dart?

- Don't worry, guys.

You're safe now.

- Winnie?

- Now, which one of you

is coming home with me?

Eenie, meenie, miney...

All: Go!

- Name?

- My name is on the lease

of the btr house.

Now, let me in.

- Okay.

You can come in.

- Finally.

- After you've had your shots.

- You need
- the following vaccinations.

- This is, like,

two dozen shots.

- I'm not allowed to let

any paparazzi, crazed fans,

- or potential infections
- through those gates.

Good-bye.

- Lemonade!

$20 lemonade!

- I thought I told you not to
- pick up fabio's lemons.

- I didn't pick them.

They fell into my yard.

- So that makes them
- Katie's lemons.

- No.

- You hit them with
- the tree hitting stick.

- You can't prove that.

- Oh, really?

- You put a camera in the tree?

- Yes.

It's over, big time sister.

Fabio is watching you.

Okay, fabio is done

watching you.

- Okay, pros and cons

of living in bel air.

- Con, tigers try to eat us.

- Con, no jennifers,

no swirly slide,

and no friends.

- Con...

That!

- Then it's settled.

Big time rush is moving

back to the palmwoods.

- All right.

- Let's go.

- All righty.

- Now all we have to do
- is call the movers,

- And then we're right back over
- to the palm...

Wha!

Boys.

Perhaps I was a little unclear

about the whole

no boxes on the driveway thing.

- Yeah.

Look, um, we decided

that bel air

is just not a good fit for us.

So we're moving out.

- Why would you want to do that?

You do realize what's outside

- of the gates of bel air,
- don't you?

Not bel air.

- Look.

- We just kind of
- really miss our friends.

- But we're very friendly here.

Look around.

You see, boys,

- if word got out that people
- moved out of bel air,

It would ruin our reputation

- as the greatest place on earth
- to live.

- That's why nobody
- moves out of bel air...

Ever.

- Never ever.

- And that's why we're moving
- these boxes back inside.

- Bel air.
- Bel air!

- Okay, he's got the 27 shots.

- Now, can you please
- open the gate?

- Name?

- Rocque!

Gustavo rocque!

I'm here to see big time rush!

- I'll see if they're in.

- I'm not making
- that mistake again.

- You're not gonna get me
- this time.

- There's no answer.

- Would you like to
- leave a message?

- Yes, could you please
- tell them...

- no, no, no!

Gustavo, no!

Suck on the lolly!

- Okay, what's the plan?

- Operation groundhog.

Logan!

According to satellite maps,

- our house rests smack-dab
- on the border

Between bel air

and Los Angeles,

which means all we have to do

is dig a 6-foot tunnel

- underneath the backyard
- shrub line,

And we move from bel air...

- Back to sweet, sweet freedom.

- I like it.

Both: Let's start digging.

- Here you go.
- This is for you.

- Very nice.

Mm-hmm.

Perfect.

- All yours.

- Good job, guys.

- Great day outside.

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Ha ha ha!

Now when big time sister

try to steal my lemons,

- fabio is gonna be here
- to stop her.

Ah! Ah!

You can't have my lemons.

- You mean like this one?

- Give that back to me.

That is the queen lemon.

- This one?
- Uh-huh.

- Right here?
- It's the queen.

- The queen?
- Yeah.

- You want it?
- Yeah.

- Go get it.

The lemon queen!

Ha!

I got it.

- Oh, no.

- Good afternoon.

- Wonderful weather
- we're having, sir.

- We don't feel at all
- like we're imprisoned here

- Against our will
- for the rest of our lives.

- Hi, boys.

I was just inside,

trying to figure out

- how to use the garbage disposal,
- and I was thinking...

- I want to move back
- to the palmwoods!

- Shh!
- Keep it down.

- We want to move back too.

But there's a small problem.

All: We can't.

- Why can't we?

- Well, for one,

- we think our neighbors
- might actually be

Humanoid spyborgs.

- And Gustavo
- just moved us here,

- And there's no way
- he'll move us back.

- Dawgs, pack your things.

It's moving day.

- You get the boxes.

We'll find Katie.

- Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go!

- Name?

- Gustavo rocque.

- Could you spell that, please?

- Of course.

It's r-o-c...

Punch it!

- We got a runner!

- Woo-hoo!

- Woo-hoo!

- ♪ When I'm rolling
- through your town ♪

- Woo-hoo!

- Let's go!

- Move! Move!
- Move it!

- We've got company.

- Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

- I can't find Katie!

- I got her!

- But I like it in bel air!

All: No, you don't!

- Go! Go!
- Hurry!

- Let's go!

Let's go!

- Ah!
- Ah!

- Come on, mom!

- Come on! Come on! Come on!

- Start, come on, start!

- Whoa!

- Nobody moves out of bel air.

- Start the car!

- Start, you stupid truck!

Start!

- Whoa!

Hang on.

They're catching up!

- The truck is full.

I can't go any faster!

- What's that?

- Ha!

Mrs. Garcia to the rescue!

Or is it Mrs. Logan!

All: Winnie!

- Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

- Huh?

- Wah!

Crash!

- Oh!

- Whoa!

- I love our fans.

- Okay, let's get out of here.

Come on! Come on! Come on!

- Go!

- Hey, guys!
- Wait for me!

I don't want to live in bel air!

Take fabio with you!

- Pull him in.

- Okay, come on!
- Come on!

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- See ya.

Wouldn't want to be ya.

- All right, boys,

in three, two, one.

All: Chillax!

- So you guys didn't like it
- in bel air?

- Eh, wouldn't recommend it.

- And the palmwoods is our home.

- You know,

I don't even remember why we

left in the first place.

- Smile boys!

- Oh, yeah.

- All right, - so what are we
gonna do about - The paparazzi?

- I'm out of here.

- What was that?

All: Winnie?

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,

get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪