Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 27 - Big Time Rush - full transcript
Secrets are being kept at the Palm Woods. Kendall and Camille are spending a lot of time together, making Logan suspicious. James reveals he never told Carlos that Heather Fox, Carlos' summer camp crush, liked him.
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- Okay, the game is called
"what's the worst thing
you've ever done to a person in
this room that they don't know
about?"
- Um...
- That game sounds dangerous.
And also not a game.
- Come on guys
- I love secrets.
Let's play.
- Is big time rush afraid?
Guys: How do you play?
- I spin the spinner,
and whoever it lands on
has to spill their secret.
- All right.
- Here we go.
All: Whoa!
James!
- Okay, um, Carlos.
- Bring it.
- Remember that girl Heather fox
you had a crush on
at camp wonky donkey?
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, well, she gave me a note
- saying that she liked you
- But I threw it away
- and never told you
- 'cause I had a crush on her too.
- Oh!
- She was the love of my life!
- Or we could play
a different game.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- It's been 14 hours.
He's gonna burst any minute.
- And we'll be ready.
- How could you do this to me?
Heather was the love of my life.
- Understood.
But come on, dude,
- you probably haven't
- thought about her in years.
- How could I not
- think about her?
She's the new face
of live spokesmodel.
She's in every single magazine.
And she is
in every single commercial.
- Hey.
- Want to bring your face alive?
- And her name is tattooed
right here.
- Okay,
- that is a temporary tattoo.
- I have been wronged!
- Stop fighting!
Fresh snickerdoodles.
- I'll take nine.
Guys: Oh, snickerdoodles!
- Oh, give me, give me, give me.
Oh!
- So why aren't you guys
- at the studio?
- Oh, Gustavo said
- don't come in.
- He's stuck on the last song
- of the new album.
- Very grumpy.
- Well,
- perhaps my snickerdoodles
Will cheer him up.
- Why are you looking at me?
- You need to learn to be nicer.
- No.
I don't want to go.
- Let's go.
- Huh.
Now where were we?
Oh, yeah.
I was wronged!
- Okay, he is right.
And according to
the best friend code,
when you wrong a friend,
you have to make it right.
- You didn't forget
- the best friend code, did you?
- I'm well aware
- of the best friend code...
- And the no dating ex-girlfriends
- code
- And the don't borrow underwear
- code.
- What?
It was one time.
- And I'm gonna make this right.
- See, this is
exactly what happens
when you keep secrets
from your friends.
Bye.
- Wait.
- Where are you going?
- None of your business.
- Well, hello,
- my new partner.
- They're all in the crib.
Let's go.
- I have been looking forward to
- this all morning.
- Hey, Logan.
- I didn't know Kendall
- and Camille were dating now.
- Oh, yeah, they're totally...
What?
Hey!
Hate writing the last song!
I hate it!
- Ooh!
Sounds like someone could use
- some of my
- homemade snickerdoodles.
- Or a better song.
- You, not helping.
You, keep a-talking.
- Uh...
We heard you were having trouble
writing the last song.
And thought
you deserved a snack.
- I always deserve a snack.
But a cookie is not gonna
help me write the last song.
It's like I'm falling in love
again for the first time.
- Wow.
- See, when you're family,
you do nice things
for each other.
- Mrs. Knight,
- you have to give me this recipe.
- Never!
- Look.
- I'm sorry about the whole
- summer camp Heather note thing.
So to make it up to you...
Here.
- Corndogs?
- You think
- that corndogs can fill the void
Of a lifetime of love lost?
- They're gourmet!
- And they'll only fill
half the void.
And you ruined Heather too.
Where are her corndogs?
- What do you want me to do?
- Call up her agent,
- pretend I'm somebody important
Who wants to book her
for a big job today?
So that you can see your
long-lost camp crush?
Hello, i'm...
Oprah,
- and I'd like to book
- spokesmodel Heather fox
For a big job today.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see.
- Yeah, well, that's too bad.
- Bye.
- She's at colossal studios
- right now.
- Whoo!
I'm coming, Heather!
- Hello, Kendall.
- Hey...
Buddy.
Scared me.
I didn't mean to scare you.
- What were you doing all day,
- hmm?
- Nothing, just...
Just chilling.
- Sounds like fun.
Who were you chilling with?
- Nobody.
I was just doing stuff.
- I like stuff.
- Where were you doing this, um...
- Stuff?
- Nowhere.
In fact, I think I left
some of the stuff nowhere,
so...
- Hi.
- Did you tell Logan about us?
- I didn't tell anyone.
You told me not to.
But maybe we should.
- No!
They cannot know
I broke the code.
- Okay, last song finished yet?
- Check it.
- I can't stop thinking about
- those snickerdoodles either.
- I can't focus
until I get the recipe!
- Way ahead of you.
- Why did you send a car for me?
- Katie!
- We need your mom's
- snickerdoodle recipe.
- Never gonna happen.
She won't even tell me
until I'm 21.
- Katie...
We're freaking out.
- Fine.
I'll get you the recipe...
For 7 grand.
A finder's fee, a snicker fee,
a doodle fee.
- We'll give you $100,
and don't push us?
- Done.
- Just act like everything's
- normal.
- Oh, wait
till she sees me again.
She's gonna want to hug me
and kiss me.
- Action!
- So bring your face alive
with face alive.
- Cut.
- That was great.
That's a wrap, everybody.
- Thank you.
- So sorry.
- Sorry.
Heather.
Heather fox?
James diamond
and Carlos Garcia.
- From camp wonky donkey.
Both: Hee-haw!
- Oh, yeah!
I remember you guys.
- We're in a band now.
It's called big time rush.
- And we're shooting
- a cool video...
On the lot.
- Oh-ho, wow.
That's totally cool.
- Hey, we should catch up
- over lunch some time.
Good luck shooting your video.
Bye!
- Huh.
- I should be married!
- Logan,
- it's none of my business,
And I'd like to stay out of it.
- Fine.
- Let's just play
- one of your fun party games.
- Like the "tell me what you saw
- in the lobby" game.
If the arrow lands on you,
you tell me what you saw
in the lobby.
- Fine.
I saw them do this.
- They're secretly dating.
That is totally forbidden
- according to
- the ex-girlfriend code.
- We don't know they're dating.
- You know what?
- You're right.
- I have to prove that he
- broke the ex-girlfriend code
Before I unleash
the fists of fury.
- According to
- the fists of fury code.
But I'm gonna need your help.
- No.
- Okay, fine.
- Then let's just play
- another fun game.
- I don't like the
- "put a tree hat on
And hide in the bushes" game.
- You look great.
- Okay, here comes the shuttle.
- That was very fun.
- And let me say,
- your moves are very smooth.
- He has terrible moves.
- What?
- Why are you pushing me?
Kendall!
What are you...
- I'm pretty sure
- I saw a tree hat wiggling
Out of my peripherals.
They're on to us.
You are paranoid.
- Well, you would be too
- if you were hiding a terrible
- secret from your friends.
We should have never done this.
- But Kendall, darling,
we're just figure skating.
- Shh!
Somebody might hear you!
- Okay, what is
the figure skating code?
- Growing up, hockey players
- and figure skaters
Were constantly at war
for ice time.
- And they are awful people
- with toe picks.
- And we vowed
- never to figure skate...
Ever.
- Hey.
- I'm a figure skater,
- and I'm not awful.
- Yes, but Minnesota pairs
figure skating champs
Chet and Mimi camerelli were.
They called us cavemen on skates
and made fun of our dull
and bulky uniforms.
- And they said
- that we could never
- Do a double sow cow
- or death spiral
If we tried.
- So why are you figure skating?
- Because I vowed
that someday I would prove
- that hockey players are
- just as good as figure skaters.
And with your help,
- I will prove it
- at tomorrow's competition.
- But first...
- Slam!
- We have to figure out a way
- to get out of this closet
- Without the entire palm woods
- thinking
That we're making out.
- Well, that's easy.
I'm an actress.
Watch out, people!
Got a busted pipe on three!
Move out of my way!
- Huh.
- I did not know the palm woods
- got a new janitor.
- That was them, genius.
- What?
- Oh, how could she
- forget our camp memories?
- The way she laughed
- at my victory dance
When I won the sack race.
- Nobody could beat you.
- Or how I would give her my
- perfectly toasted marshmallows.
- You were the best chef
on the lake.
- And that camp squirrel
- we used to feed...
Nutty cumberdale.
Oh, and what about that time
- that we accidentally
- got our hands glued together
While making birdhouses?
She was literally stuck on you.
But I did my best today,
which is in complete accordance
with the best friend code.
- But you have not fulfilled
- the try harder code.
- We don't have
a try harder code!
- Oh, we do now.
And you're breaking it!
- What do you want me to do?
- Take you both back in time
- to wonky donkey
- So she'll
- fall in love with you again?
Both: Welcome
to camp wonky donkey!
♪ Where you'll have
a wonky donkey day ♪
Hee-haw!
- I must admit,
- I was a little intrigued
- When I got
- a wonky donkey invitation
From the one and only
nutty cumberdale.
- Ooh!
Here is your t-shirt
and today's camp schedule.
- So go get changed,
- and get ready
- for a day of wonky donkey fun!
Both: Hee-haw!
- Okay.
- Mom?
I'm mature now.
- I've put down comic books
- for magazines,
I use your credit card
all the time,
and I'm ready for that recipe.
- Family code says
- I can't give you the recipe card
Until you're 21.
- Yes,
- but if you tell me the recipe,
Then the code is not broken.
- Well,
in that case...
You take two frying pans,
and...
- That was so not cool.
- Mom, Gustavo needs to know
what makes those cookies
so delicious.
- Then we could make some,
- and he could focus
- and finish the second album.
- You're not getting the recipe.
- Tell us your secret now,
Kendall's mom,
before this gets ugly.
- You want to know my secret?
Fine.
This color isn't real.
So now I'm off to the salon.
- Huh.
Looks so natural.
- Yes, and when
you're hiding something,
you tend to look
to make sure it's safe.
- Let's make some cookies!
- Go!
Both: No!
- Well, if it isn't
the code-breakers.
- You know,
- I thought you guys were cool,
- But you're dating
- behind Logan's back?
- We're figure skating.
- Oh, so you're figure skating
- behind Logan's back and...
- Wait.
- What?
- We're not dating.
We're skating.
- That's great.
I'll go tell Logan.
- Oh, no!
- Because then he'll know
- I broke the figure skating code.
And you can't tell him
because of the new friend code.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I am really hating these codes.
- We just have
- one more practice,
Then the competition tonight,
- and then we're done
- sneaking around.
- Don't leave through the lobby.
- Logan's hiding
- in the vending machine area.
- In a tree hat by the ferns?
- No.
He's in the vending machine.
- Just tell me what you want!
Kids:
- ♪ We laugh and run
- and skip and play ♪
- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪
- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪
- ♪ Swimming, diving,
- paddle hard ♪
- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪
- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪
- ♪ We swim and splash
- and jump and crash ♪
- ♪ we laugh and run
- and burn in sun ♪
- ♪ and whine and cry
- and miss our moms ♪
- I bet there's nothing
going on.
And after tonight you'll never
see them sneaking around again.
- What do you know?
You have a secret.
Reveal it, by the order of
the reveal it code.
- Yeah, well, I can't,
because of the stupid
new friend code.
- You're in on it.
- I'm not in on anything,
- except realizing
- you're all weird.
- You seen your hair lately?
And...
I'm borrowing this.
- Hey.
- Try and avoid the lobby
- when you come back.
There's an ax-wielding maniac
looking for you.
- Go!
- Take the stairs!
- Take the stairs!
- Boo!
- Cookie time!
- We win!
Your mom loses.
- Oh, how's the baking going?
- You planted
- a fake recipe card?
- Yeah.
- I told you the bottle caps
- and toothpaste
Didn't sound right.
- Well, if I didn't
- plant a fake recipe card,
- You guys would have torn up the
- whole apartment looking for it,
- And then
- I'd have to clean it up.
- Oh, that is not true.
- Yes, it is.
Well, maybe that's true.
- But the bottom line is, we need
- to finish the second album.
- And we can't do it
- without your recipe.
- And you're always saying
- how we're family,
- So why don't you
- give us the secret family recipe
Because I'm over 21!
- If you want me to be nicer,
you should set a better example.
- Fine.
Ugh!
- You take a tube of
- ready-made snickerdoodle dough
And add sugar.
- Okay,
how is that a secret recipe?
- The secret is...
I forgot about
a peewee hockey bake sale.
So I bought this, added this,
- and then everybody
- wanted my recipe,
- So I made up the part
- about the secret family recipe
Because I'm a loser, okay?
- You add a whole bag of sugar?
- Do you want the recipe or not?
- We can finish the album!
- Okay, now don't forget
- your second place
Sack race trophy.
And...
Your birdhouse...
Which is
still a little bit sticky.
- We hope you had a good time.
- Who wouldn't want to go back
- to wonky donkey?
Both: Hee-haw!
- And Carlos,
could you
walk me to my car alone?
- I want to tell you something.
I have a huge crush...
On James.
Could you give him this note?
I get really nervous, you know.
- Yeah, totally.
- Hee-haw!
- Ooh!
Looks like someone
got a phone number.
- It's for you.
- What?
- She likes you.
- Heather fox likes me?
That's...
Not worth it.
What are you doing?
Heather fox likes you!
- Well, supermodel spokesgirls
- will come and go,
I hope.
But best friends, forever.
- Unbelievable.
- Come on!
- Hey, guys.
- Ignore us!
- Stop, please.
- What is going on?
- Kendall broke a code,
- but I can't tell you which code
Because of the new friend code.
- Kendall broke a code?
- Okay, let's get in there,
- skate our routines,
- Get out
- before anybody sees us and...
- Taxis are so much faster
- than shuttle busses.
Ha!
- You broke a code!
- Come here.
- Just tell them the truth,
- 'cause this
- is getting out of control.
Okay.
Logan, guys,
Camille and I are...
In love.
Guys: He broke the code!
- Kendall!
- Okay, fine.
The code I broke is...
- He's figure skating.
- And I'm better now.
- Okay,
but we hate figure skaters.
- No.
We hated the camerellis.
- And they always said
- we couldn't do it.
And yes, the outfit is hideous.
- But I always said
- that I would prove them wrong.
And I didn't tell you guys
because of the code.
- Well, in that case,
go get 'em,
my shiny, glittery best bud.
- You prove
- the camerellis wrong.
And skate!
Skate like the wind!
- Wait, you guys aren't mad?
No.
We're...
Proud of you.
- You get out there and show
- the world that hockey skaters
Can skate just as good
as figure skaters.
- All right!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Wow, you were awful.
- He was.
- Yeah, really bad.
- Now I know why they call it
- a death spiral.
Okay, we tried it.
It's over.
- And Camille's jaw is healing,
- right?
- Okay, let's just play
- a simple,
Non-violent game
of truth or dare.
- I like it.
- Ready.
- Truth or dare.
All: Oh!
- It's me!
- Okay, Carlos, truth or dare?
- Truth.
- Why would you do that to me?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
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- Okay, the game is called
"what's the worst thing
you've ever done to a person in
this room that they don't know
about?"
- Um...
- That game sounds dangerous.
And also not a game.
- Come on guys
- I love secrets.
Let's play.
- Is big time rush afraid?
Guys: How do you play?
- I spin the spinner,
and whoever it lands on
has to spill their secret.
- All right.
- Here we go.
All: Whoa!
James!
- Okay, um, Carlos.
- Bring it.
- Remember that girl Heather fox
you had a crush on
at camp wonky donkey?
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, well, she gave me a note
- saying that she liked you
- But I threw it away
- and never told you
- 'cause I had a crush on her too.
- Oh!
- She was the love of my life!
- Or we could play
a different game.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- It's been 14 hours.
He's gonna burst any minute.
- And we'll be ready.
- How could you do this to me?
Heather was the love of my life.
- Understood.
But come on, dude,
- you probably haven't
- thought about her in years.
- How could I not
- think about her?
She's the new face
of live spokesmodel.
She's in every single magazine.
And she is
in every single commercial.
- Hey.
- Want to bring your face alive?
- And her name is tattooed
right here.
- Okay,
- that is a temporary tattoo.
- I have been wronged!
- Stop fighting!
Fresh snickerdoodles.
- I'll take nine.
Guys: Oh, snickerdoodles!
- Oh, give me, give me, give me.
Oh!
- So why aren't you guys
- at the studio?
- Oh, Gustavo said
- don't come in.
- He's stuck on the last song
- of the new album.
- Very grumpy.
- Well,
- perhaps my snickerdoodles
Will cheer him up.
- Why are you looking at me?
- You need to learn to be nicer.
- No.
I don't want to go.
- Let's go.
- Huh.
Now where were we?
Oh, yeah.
I was wronged!
- Okay, he is right.
And according to
the best friend code,
when you wrong a friend,
you have to make it right.
- You didn't forget
- the best friend code, did you?
- I'm well aware
- of the best friend code...
- And the no dating ex-girlfriends
- code
- And the don't borrow underwear
- code.
- What?
It was one time.
- And I'm gonna make this right.
- See, this is
exactly what happens
when you keep secrets
from your friends.
Bye.
- Wait.
- Where are you going?
- None of your business.
- Well, hello,
- my new partner.
- They're all in the crib.
Let's go.
- I have been looking forward to
- this all morning.
- Hey, Logan.
- I didn't know Kendall
- and Camille were dating now.
- Oh, yeah, they're totally...
What?
Hey!
Hate writing the last song!
I hate it!
- Ooh!
Sounds like someone could use
- some of my
- homemade snickerdoodles.
- Or a better song.
- You, not helping.
You, keep a-talking.
- Uh...
We heard you were having trouble
writing the last song.
And thought
you deserved a snack.
- I always deserve a snack.
But a cookie is not gonna
help me write the last song.
It's like I'm falling in love
again for the first time.
- Wow.
- See, when you're family,
you do nice things
for each other.
- Mrs. Knight,
- you have to give me this recipe.
- Never!
- Look.
- I'm sorry about the whole
- summer camp Heather note thing.
So to make it up to you...
Here.
- Corndogs?
- You think
- that corndogs can fill the void
Of a lifetime of love lost?
- They're gourmet!
- And they'll only fill
half the void.
And you ruined Heather too.
Where are her corndogs?
- What do you want me to do?
- Call up her agent,
- pretend I'm somebody important
Who wants to book her
for a big job today?
So that you can see your
long-lost camp crush?
Hello, i'm...
Oprah,
- and I'd like to book
- spokesmodel Heather fox
For a big job today.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see.
- Yeah, well, that's too bad.
- Bye.
- She's at colossal studios
- right now.
- Whoo!
I'm coming, Heather!
- Hello, Kendall.
- Hey...
Buddy.
Scared me.
I didn't mean to scare you.
- What were you doing all day,
- hmm?
- Nothing, just...
Just chilling.
- Sounds like fun.
Who were you chilling with?
- Nobody.
I was just doing stuff.
- I like stuff.
- Where were you doing this, um...
- Stuff?
- Nowhere.
In fact, I think I left
some of the stuff nowhere,
so...
- Hi.
- Did you tell Logan about us?
- I didn't tell anyone.
You told me not to.
But maybe we should.
- No!
They cannot know
I broke the code.
- Okay, last song finished yet?
- Check it.
- I can't stop thinking about
- those snickerdoodles either.
- I can't focus
until I get the recipe!
- Way ahead of you.
- Why did you send a car for me?
- Katie!
- We need your mom's
- snickerdoodle recipe.
- Never gonna happen.
She won't even tell me
until I'm 21.
- Katie...
We're freaking out.
- Fine.
I'll get you the recipe...
For 7 grand.
A finder's fee, a snicker fee,
a doodle fee.
- We'll give you $100,
and don't push us?
- Done.
- Just act like everything's
- normal.
- Oh, wait
till she sees me again.
She's gonna want to hug me
and kiss me.
- Action!
- So bring your face alive
with face alive.
- Cut.
- That was great.
That's a wrap, everybody.
- Thank you.
- So sorry.
- Sorry.
Heather.
Heather fox?
James diamond
and Carlos Garcia.
- From camp wonky donkey.
Both: Hee-haw!
- Oh, yeah!
I remember you guys.
- We're in a band now.
It's called big time rush.
- And we're shooting
- a cool video...
On the lot.
- Oh-ho, wow.
That's totally cool.
- Hey, we should catch up
- over lunch some time.
Good luck shooting your video.
Bye!
- Huh.
- I should be married!
- Logan,
- it's none of my business,
And I'd like to stay out of it.
- Fine.
- Let's just play
- one of your fun party games.
- Like the "tell me what you saw
- in the lobby" game.
If the arrow lands on you,
you tell me what you saw
in the lobby.
- Fine.
I saw them do this.
- They're secretly dating.
That is totally forbidden
- according to
- the ex-girlfriend code.
- We don't know they're dating.
- You know what?
- You're right.
- I have to prove that he
- broke the ex-girlfriend code
Before I unleash
the fists of fury.
- According to
- the fists of fury code.
But I'm gonna need your help.
- No.
- Okay, fine.
- Then let's just play
- another fun game.
- I don't like the
- "put a tree hat on
And hide in the bushes" game.
- You look great.
- Okay, here comes the shuttle.
- That was very fun.
- And let me say,
- your moves are very smooth.
- He has terrible moves.
- What?
- Why are you pushing me?
Kendall!
What are you...
- I'm pretty sure
- I saw a tree hat wiggling
Out of my peripherals.
They're on to us.
You are paranoid.
- Well, you would be too
- if you were hiding a terrible
- secret from your friends.
We should have never done this.
- But Kendall, darling,
we're just figure skating.
- Shh!
Somebody might hear you!
- Okay, what is
the figure skating code?
- Growing up, hockey players
- and figure skaters
Were constantly at war
for ice time.
- And they are awful people
- with toe picks.
- And we vowed
- never to figure skate...
Ever.
- Hey.
- I'm a figure skater,
- and I'm not awful.
- Yes, but Minnesota pairs
figure skating champs
Chet and Mimi camerelli were.
They called us cavemen on skates
and made fun of our dull
and bulky uniforms.
- And they said
- that we could never
- Do a double sow cow
- or death spiral
If we tried.
- So why are you figure skating?
- Because I vowed
that someday I would prove
- that hockey players are
- just as good as figure skaters.
And with your help,
- I will prove it
- at tomorrow's competition.
- But first...
- Slam!
- We have to figure out a way
- to get out of this closet
- Without the entire palm woods
- thinking
That we're making out.
- Well, that's easy.
I'm an actress.
Watch out, people!
Got a busted pipe on three!
Move out of my way!
- Huh.
- I did not know the palm woods
- got a new janitor.
- That was them, genius.
- What?
- Oh, how could she
- forget our camp memories?
- The way she laughed
- at my victory dance
When I won the sack race.
- Nobody could beat you.
- Or how I would give her my
- perfectly toasted marshmallows.
- You were the best chef
on the lake.
- And that camp squirrel
- we used to feed...
Nutty cumberdale.
Oh, and what about that time
- that we accidentally
- got our hands glued together
While making birdhouses?
She was literally stuck on you.
But I did my best today,
which is in complete accordance
with the best friend code.
- But you have not fulfilled
- the try harder code.
- We don't have
a try harder code!
- Oh, we do now.
And you're breaking it!
- What do you want me to do?
- Take you both back in time
- to wonky donkey
- So she'll
- fall in love with you again?
Both: Welcome
to camp wonky donkey!
♪ Where you'll have
a wonky donkey day ♪
Hee-haw!
- I must admit,
- I was a little intrigued
- When I got
- a wonky donkey invitation
From the one and only
nutty cumberdale.
- Ooh!
Here is your t-shirt
and today's camp schedule.
- So go get changed,
- and get ready
- for a day of wonky donkey fun!
Both: Hee-haw!
- Okay.
- Mom?
I'm mature now.
- I've put down comic books
- for magazines,
I use your credit card
all the time,
and I'm ready for that recipe.
- Family code says
- I can't give you the recipe card
Until you're 21.
- Yes,
- but if you tell me the recipe,
Then the code is not broken.
- Well,
in that case...
You take two frying pans,
and...
- That was so not cool.
- Mom, Gustavo needs to know
what makes those cookies
so delicious.
- Then we could make some,
- and he could focus
- and finish the second album.
- You're not getting the recipe.
- Tell us your secret now,
Kendall's mom,
before this gets ugly.
- You want to know my secret?
Fine.
This color isn't real.
So now I'm off to the salon.
- Huh.
Looks so natural.
- Yes, and when
you're hiding something,
you tend to look
to make sure it's safe.
- Let's make some cookies!
- Go!
Both: No!
- Well, if it isn't
the code-breakers.
- You know,
- I thought you guys were cool,
- But you're dating
- behind Logan's back?
- We're figure skating.
- Oh, so you're figure skating
- behind Logan's back and...
- Wait.
- What?
- We're not dating.
We're skating.
- That's great.
I'll go tell Logan.
- Oh, no!
- Because then he'll know
- I broke the figure skating code.
And you can't tell him
because of the new friend code.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I am really hating these codes.
- We just have
- one more practice,
Then the competition tonight,
- and then we're done
- sneaking around.
- Don't leave through the lobby.
- Logan's hiding
- in the vending machine area.
- In a tree hat by the ferns?
- No.
He's in the vending machine.
- Just tell me what you want!
Kids:
- ♪ We laugh and run
- and skip and play ♪
- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪
- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪
- ♪ Swimming, diving,
- paddle hard ♪
- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪
- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪
- ♪ We swim and splash
- and jump and crash ♪
- ♪ we laugh and run
- and burn in sun ♪
- ♪ and whine and cry
- and miss our moms ♪
- I bet there's nothing
going on.
And after tonight you'll never
see them sneaking around again.
- What do you know?
You have a secret.
Reveal it, by the order of
the reveal it code.
- Yeah, well, I can't,
because of the stupid
new friend code.
- You're in on it.
- I'm not in on anything,
- except realizing
- you're all weird.
- You seen your hair lately?
And...
I'm borrowing this.
- Hey.
- Try and avoid the lobby
- when you come back.
There's an ax-wielding maniac
looking for you.
- Go!
- Take the stairs!
- Take the stairs!
- Boo!
- Cookie time!
- We win!
Your mom loses.
- Oh, how's the baking going?
- You planted
- a fake recipe card?
- Yeah.
- I told you the bottle caps
- and toothpaste
Didn't sound right.
- Well, if I didn't
- plant a fake recipe card,
- You guys would have torn up the
- whole apartment looking for it,
- And then
- I'd have to clean it up.
- Oh, that is not true.
- Yes, it is.
Well, maybe that's true.
- But the bottom line is, we need
- to finish the second album.
- And we can't do it
- without your recipe.
- And you're always saying
- how we're family,
- So why don't you
- give us the secret family recipe
Because I'm over 21!
- If you want me to be nicer,
you should set a better example.
- Fine.
Ugh!
- You take a tube of
- ready-made snickerdoodle dough
And add sugar.
- Okay,
how is that a secret recipe?
- The secret is...
I forgot about
a peewee hockey bake sale.
So I bought this, added this,
- and then everybody
- wanted my recipe,
- So I made up the part
- about the secret family recipe
Because I'm a loser, okay?
- You add a whole bag of sugar?
- Do you want the recipe or not?
- We can finish the album!
- Okay, now don't forget
- your second place
Sack race trophy.
And...
Your birdhouse...
Which is
still a little bit sticky.
- We hope you had a good time.
- Who wouldn't want to go back
- to wonky donkey?
Both: Hee-haw!
- And Carlos,
could you
walk me to my car alone?
- I want to tell you something.
I have a huge crush...
On James.
Could you give him this note?
I get really nervous, you know.
- Yeah, totally.
- Hee-haw!
- Ooh!
Looks like someone
got a phone number.
- It's for you.
- What?
- She likes you.
- Heather fox likes me?
That's...
Not worth it.
What are you doing?
Heather fox likes you!
- Well, supermodel spokesgirls
- will come and go,
I hope.
But best friends, forever.
- Unbelievable.
- Come on!
- Hey, guys.
- Ignore us!
- Stop, please.
- What is going on?
- Kendall broke a code,
- but I can't tell you which code
Because of the new friend code.
- Kendall broke a code?
- Okay, let's get in there,
- skate our routines,
- Get out
- before anybody sees us and...
- Taxis are so much faster
- than shuttle busses.
Ha!
- You broke a code!
- Come here.
- Just tell them the truth,
- 'cause this
- is getting out of control.
Okay.
Logan, guys,
Camille and I are...
In love.
Guys: He broke the code!
- Kendall!
- Okay, fine.
The code I broke is...
- He's figure skating.
- And I'm better now.
- Okay,
but we hate figure skaters.
- No.
We hated the camerellis.
- And they always said
- we couldn't do it.
And yes, the outfit is hideous.
- But I always said
- that I would prove them wrong.
And I didn't tell you guys
because of the code.
- Well, in that case,
go get 'em,
my shiny, glittery best bud.
- You prove
- the camerellis wrong.
And skate!
Skate like the wind!
- Wait, you guys aren't mad?
No.
We're...
Proud of you.
- You get out there and show
- the world that hockey skaters
Can skate just as good
as figure skaters.
- All right!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Wow, you were awful.
- He was.
- Yeah, really bad.
- Now I know why they call it
- a death spiral.
Okay, we tried it.
It's over.
- And Camille's jaw is healing,
- right?
- Okay, let's just play
- a simple,
Non-violent game
of truth or dare.
- I like it.
- Ready.
- Truth or dare.
All: Oh!
- It's me!
- Okay, Carlos, truth or dare?
- Truth.
- Why would you do that to me?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪