Below Deck Down Under (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Squid Games - full transcript
Magda oversteps her boundaries with Aesha; Captain Jason's colleague charters Motor Yacht Thalassa for a bachelor party; Ryan resists the guests' food requests and must face the consequences with Captain Jason.
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So, do you guys all have your
dates for prom night tonight?
I don’t know.
I look sexy, Goddamn it.
Oh, my God, Brittini,
you look beautiful.
Yeah.
One of them wants more
lobster tail, do we have more?
This isn’t a
----ing Red Lobster.
There’s none of that
vibrance of
how can we blow
these people away.
You’re very home-foody,
and it would be nice
to actually see
some Instagram stuff.
Captain can give me all
the feedback he wants.
You’re not my priority.
I really don’t care.
Step up.
Captain, go slower, please.
It’s too fast, mate.
I don’t have a team of
people who are, like,
100 percent competent
with everything.
You need to have this
conversation with your crew.
I know, I know.
Jason’s the captain.
I just need to find a way
to get through this.
Here are pancakes.
The laundry’s a mess.
What the *bleep*
is Magda doing at nighttime?
Were you fighting with your
boyfriend last night?
I worry about,
like girls around.
I feel so lucky with Scott,
that it’s just
nothing like that at all.
I feel like she’s judging
me a lot.
Laundry, it’s still
not quick enough.
Like, I’m over it.
Ugh.
All crew, all crew,
the charter may be over,
but we still need to get this
yacht into the marina.
The tide is high enough now,
so please prepare
to haul anchor.
Yeah, copy.
We are standing by.
-I have a heaving line for that.
-You have a heaving line?
Yeah, it’s on the swim platform.
Sweaty mess, Jesus.
Okay, you can pick up anchor.
Copy that, Cap.
-Ben, Ben, you ready?
-Yeah.
Anchor is home.
Bridge, bridge,
that’s tender all clear.
Great job, deck crew,
that’s how it’s done.
Hello.
The last thing I need
to hear is, like,
how bad job
I’m doing from Aesha.
Ugh.
My parents were raising me
in, like, a very chill way.
They were never, like,
screaming at me or giving me...
So, if someone is very
positive,
is cheering me up, like,
yes, Magda, you can do it,
you got it, then yeah,
I believe in that, and I do it.
This is so difficult.
Okay, going over to port
side wing station now.
All right, Cap,
starboard marker
approaching to
starboard quarter.
-That’s good, nice and tight.
-Thirty meters, holding.
You are clear to swing.
Nice work, that’s good.
That spot right
there is perfect.
Four meters to
the dock, closing.
Right-o, just get the
stern line on first.
Take all the slack out of
that line.
That’s good, perfect.
Good work, guys.
Well done, deck team,
well done.
That felt smooth.
* Cocktail time, cocktail time *
* Cocktail time
Cocktail time *
Let’s party.
I need a beer.
Especially after she vomited
in the spa.
-Who puked?
-Oh, mate, my prom date.
-Dude.
-Hey, who cleaned that up?
Bro, I used your colander.
*bleep* is that why it was
out in the morning?
Yeah.
-You ----ing scumbag, dude!
-What else am I gonna do?
*bleep*, you don’t use a... ugh!
So, what...
how was your charter?
It was just a ----ing
sh---show for me.
-Really?
-Yeah.
You should pour me a shot.
Oh, my God.
Proper.
I wanna see a picture of
you when you were a kid.
I’ll show you a picture.
-How old were you?
-I’m two years old.
That was Mom when
she was young.
Yeah, Mom was a babe.
Damn, bro.
What?
That’s him, man.
Pops has that sweet cut shirts,
I love them.
No Instagram, that’s just them.
What?
I don’t have nothing on me
and my parents together,
but I have pictures of, like,
my dad and our pizza shop.
-When did they break up?
-Huh?
When did they break up?
They never broke up,
my father passed away...
-Oh, that’s right.
-In ’09.
So you would have been,
what, 20...
-21, 22.
-Twenty-two, 23 *bleep* yeah.
That’s so heavy, brother.
Yeah, it sucked, it was tough.
So, I get...
I know where you were a
year ago, man, it’s weird.
I had to grow up overnight,
it was weird.
That’s what I’m saying,
you were a child then.
I feel ya.
I think Benny sees me
for who I am.
I don’t think he allows
words that come out of my mouth
affect him.
I love Benny.
Like, that’s a friendship
that’s going nowhere but up,
and it’s gonna last a long time.
You’re, like,
a true Americano, eh?
Yeah, I mean, Irish-Italian...
You’re like, you’re...
like, got a pizza shop.
Got a pizza shop.
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
-I’m ready!
-We got that super power.
You two together look damn good.
Yay!
Yes.
That’s what matters.
I’m gonna be my ----ing self.
Brittini got her heels on,
she’s looking great.
Yeah, I’m gonna strap ’em in.
Hell, yeah.
-Bye!
-Bye!
Always boys versus girls.
We need, like, our own time.
-Yay!
-Yeah!
Oh, my God.
What the *bleep*?
Brittini and I...
who knows, you know?
For some reason I always
have a girlfriend in yachting.
That’s so funny.
I’ll show you mine
if you show me yours.
Okay!
I like this game,
I like this game!
I need to pee so bad.
-Yay!
-Woo!
Yeah!
She had 1942,
don’t worry about her.
I’ll buy whatever
I wanna buy, FYI.
You good?
Don’t worry about people.
Calm, baby, calm.
What?
Just be quiet.
Just be quiet, just be quiet.
I will jump over and
*bleep* him literally.
I know, but I will.
Get your tits out? What?
Get ’em out?
Don’t ever...
don’t talk to ----ing girls like
that, I swear to ----ing God.
You don’t talk to ----ing girls
like that, I’m serious.
You *bleep* dirty *bleep*.
*bleep* Rednecks.
I’m gonna have to fight
because of you ----ers.
Why?
Because they’re telling youse
to take your ----ing tits out.
They’re a ----ing
piece of sh--.
I swear to ----ing God, you...
call me a ----ing loser, dude.
-Asshole.
-Oh, my God.
Loser, my ass.
I got it, I can walk.
You ----ing piece of sh--.
Coming up.
I wanna take a nap.
I don’t think the bathrooms
have been done.
None of the ----ing
bathrooms have been done.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Magda?
What?
I swear to ----ing God, dude.
Call me a ----ing loser, dude.
----ing Asshole.
Oh, my God.
A loser, my ass.
I got it, I can walk.
Why?
Look at that...
It’s all good.
Brother.
Come out and tell me that,
you ----ing piece of sh--.
Say it to me ----er.
In Australia, a
lot of nightclubs
and bars don’t have
glass anymore.
If someone throws a bottle and
it smashes on someone’s face,
that person, pretty
much going to jail.
Like, wanna be a dirtball,
like, dude, no.
Because he’s a ----ing baby.
And the ----ing losers
kept telling the girls
to take their tits out.
I tried.
It’s about fueling the
fire with gasoline...
They wanted it, yeah.
Or just not
giving them anything.
Well, at least in Florida
they let us throw fists
and then they kick us
out of the club.
We’re not gonna
be throwing fists.
Yeah.
-All right.
-Love you.
Enjoy your cigarette,
we’ll be back.
I’m gonna have a cigarette.
Appreciate you.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I love to say...
I’m gonna make you work, baby.
I love that!
Hey!
Woo!
Are we ready to go now?
What’s the plan?
-We’re gonna go.
-We’re going.
-Let’s go.
-Thank you, guys.
We should celebrate
some wet fannies.
I threw a bottle at
somebody’s face.
Can you not ever throw
a bottle again, please?
Yeah, if nobody tells a
girl to take their tits out
five times, then we’ll
be all right.
But I have zero tolerance
for disrespect towards
women, I’m sorry.
Listen...
No *bleep*, there’s no
answer to that.
I love you, but no,
there’s no answer to that.
----ing grow up.
-Unbelievable.
-That worked.
-I love you.
-I love you!
-Dun, dun, dun!
-Oh, my God, relax.
I’m pissed off.
Hi. Oh!
What are you doing?
-I’m on the phone.
-Okay.
Okay.
Ah.
You guys are still going, eh?
Work tomorrow, yeah?
Good night, Cap.
Morning, morning.
Doing good.
So, what’s your plan, then?
What’s your play after?
Who is traveling?
Okay, I’ve actually,
like, looked into it.
You can rent,
like, a camper van.
Yeah.
I can, like, come visit all
the Aussies that are here.
Traveling’s not just who I am,
and it’s the reason
why I’m in yachting.
When I had started traveling,
I decided to go to New Zealand.
I wanted to buy a van
and live in it,
and explore it the way
a nomad would.
And to be in Australia doing it,
like porque no?
Yeah, that’s sweet,
you just stop on the way.
A little BC road trip?
Oh, my God, yes.
When you live in a van,
you’re sharing,
like, a twin-sized bed
with a person.
Brittini, get in the van!
Hell, yeah, Culver, let’s go.
I don’t know.
Oh, my Ry-ree.
I stick up for the girls
last night from douchebags.
Well, no, you didn’t,
because you were reacting.
Yeah, shut up, go away.
Don’t you tell me to shut up.
He kept telling youse
to take your tits out!
Yeah, but you didn’t
have to do that.
I asked him to stop,
like, four times.
Yeah, but you
didn’t have to, Ryan.
I wanted to.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Where I come from,
sticking up for our team,
that goes a long way.
Most people will do a thank
you or acknowledgement,
but no, it’s an attack
on Ryan.
That’s ----ed up.
The moral of the story,
we don’t fight with people
that aren’t worth our time.
Ryan, yes or no?
-No.
-Yes.
-Yes, Mother.
-Yes, ma’am.
Aesha, Ryan, and Jamie, meet me
in the crew mess, please.
Copy, Cap.
-Mm.
-How are we?
Primary charter guest
Johny De Keghel
is an entrepreneur
and owner of
a Sydney-based floating
party pontoon.
He used to work for me.
-Really?
-Oh, really?
Nice.
Now I’m working for him.
That’s so funny.
He started engineering,
the second engineer on my boat
in Sydney for four years,
and he’s here to
have a great time.
Feed him well, let’s fill
the cup all the way to the top.
An Italian feast requested
for dinner on day one.
That will be easy.
Why don’t we... whew.
Over the last couple
of charters,
I’ve seen and
heard Ryan’s negativity.
Four of them said
they don’t eat raw fish.
----ing scumbags.
I don’t wanna...
Just appease them
and get on top of it.
-Cool.
-I think that’ll fix it.
I’ve tried to correct him
calmly and respectfully,
but with our next guests,
these boys know yachts.
Definitely seafood’s
a theme, isn’t it?
Yes, it is.
He’s gonna have to
pick his game up,
and I’m gonna keep an eye
on him for sure.
What is a buck party, though?
Bachelor party.
Do you think that I
should get blow-up dolls
and stuff, like
some sex toys?
I’ll leave that up to you.
We have to get out in the
morning because of the tides.
Then we’ll bring
the guests on by tender at 2:00.
-Right-o.
-All right, can we rip into it?
-Yes, get into it.
-Sweet.
I’ll do this,
and you blade behind me.
All right, yeah, I’ll take off.
Mm.
Mm, hmm, hmm.
Oh.
-Hello, darling.
-How you doing?
I wanna go take a nap,
but I’m not my own boss.
You can always say it’s my fault
if you’re taking a nap with me.
That was a good catch,
bloody hell.
Living the dream.
Tumi and Magda,
if you guys have finished
all your work for the day,
you can wrap up.
Copy, thank you.
All this has been rinsed.
We’re good.
So, we’ve got
dive belts, okay.
How’s the guests looking?
It’s gonna be an all boys’ trip.
Like, apparently Cap
knows the main guy.
What’s his name, Johny De what?
Wait, they all look young.
He looks cute.
I’m excited.
-Have you seen Magda?
-No.
Magda?
Haven’t been done.
Yeah, definitely not, no.
What the *bleep* has she
been ----ing doing all day?
Magda, Magda?
Are you ----ing joking?
None of the ----ing bathrooms
have been done.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Magda, Magda, do you copy??
Magda...
Magda...
Magda, do you copy?
Hm.
Are you ----ing joking?
-Hm?
-You need to come with me.
What happened?
The beddings, right?
Like, tell me...
Holy sh--.
I just wanna know what
you’ve actually
been doing down here today,
because everything
looks like sh--.
No, like, it’s just
trash that needs to be out,
-and the showers...
-But like...
-And the toilet paper...
-Yeah, just... just this...
...isn’t done, the shower’s
not done...
Showers, no,
I didn’t touch showers.
I just did the toilets
and the beddings.
Like, you should
have been able
to finish at least
two bathrooms.
I was feeling very sick
today, and very tired.
Is that why
you’re working so slow?
I’m never working slow.
It’s the first date
I’m working slow.
-I know but we...
-I never work slow, okay?
-No, I know...
-Never work slow.
Don’t raise your voice to me.
I’m your chief stew.
Okay, but you know how hard
I work all the time.
-I know...
-It’s the first day.
-I know, I’m...
-I’m super sick today.
-No, of course not.
-Okay.
I was calling him,
but not whole day, no.
We’re sorry for that.
So... no, I know, but
we’ve got so much...
I’m gonna smash it tomorrow.
I was feeling very tired.
Yeah, I just think...
yeah, if you tell me
that two bathrooms are done
and I come down and none
of the bathrooms
are actually finished,
I’m just pissed...
-Yeah, they’re not finished...
-It really pisses me off.
-they’re not finished.
-Yeah.
They’re, like, done,
but not finished.
Yeah, sorry, that’s my mistake.
Yeah, so, they’re just...
No.
Yeah, I feel quite pissed off
that nothing’s actually
finished, you know?
-Okay.
-Yeah.
I’m sorry about the tone.
It’s just, like, I know
when I’m not hungover
I can work very fast.
Yeah... oh, I know, I know,
but I’m gonna get you to start
earlier than everyone tomorrow.
Okay. It won’t happen again.
Exactly.
I won’t disappoint you, Chiefy.
I feel betrayed.
Have I created some sort
of vibe where Magda
thinks she can
straight up *bleep* with me
and get away with it?
Oh, it’s just really
----ing irritating.
-Sleep tight.
-You too, see ya.
Okay, I’m ready.
I’m ready to take on the day.
I’m not gonna pretend that
I didn’t do a mistake,
but when the things
get hard, I’m not quitting.
I’m just gonna deal with it.
As a 16-year-old girl,
I had scoliosis,
and I remember getting
picked by the kids at school.
It turned out that I have
to do the surgery
just not to end up on
the wheelchair in the future.
After the surgery, a lot
of doors got opened for me,
and I was able
to become a model.
I’m tougher than people
think I am.
All crew, all crew,
we’ll be leaving the dock early
to beat the tides.
Once we’re out there
we’ll drop anchor,
and we’ll be picking
up the guests via tender
about a quarter to 2:00.
-Copy.
-Oh, gosh.
You all right, Cap?
Tender upstairs needs some fuel.
I can do that.
Look at me go.
Yeah.
I usually get the night
guys to fill ’em up.
Perfect.
Yeah, with the jet-skis as well.
That was a waste of time,
then, wasn’t it?
I would have listened to you.
I thought you
just wanted to top it up.
That’s the main ticket, have one
of these, all that, set up.
-Well done, everybody.
-Thank you.
So, I should start my shrimpies.
Hey, Benny, Benny, Jamie.
Go ahead.
Get ready, get in your
whites, prep the tender.
You’re gonna follow us, yeah?
Yeah, copy that.
Fine.
I just think you’re so efficient
with the laundry and
the cabins and stuff.
Yeah.
Having Magda on service,
that’s her punishment,
because it means
less time hiding downstairs,
texting her boyfriend,
and just getting away
with whatever she can.
I want her in my face doing
what I tell her to do.
I agree.
And I’ll definitely swap
for the next one.
-Perfect.
-Yeah, you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, that’s fine.
All crew, all crew,
let’s get ready to go.
All right, I’ll be on the radio.
See you, guys.
All lines off.
You can start from the
stern forward.
Yeah, copy, copy, copy.
Thanks, mate.
All lines off the stern, Cap.
Cool.
Five meters to the dock.
And you are now clear to swing.
Port quarter is clear,
port rocks.
Well done, thank you.
-Magda?
-Yes?
For the next trip I’m gonna
keep Tumi on mornings...
-Okay.
-and keep you on service, and...
Okay.
it’s just I feel like with
eight guys coming on,
it’s gonna be crazy in
the laundry and the cabins,
and she’s just been
smashing it out so much, so...
Yeah, sure.
I just wanna keep Captain happy
and the laundry happy, and...
All right.
You’ve been, like,
progressing with your service,
-so I just wanna...
-Yeah, that’s amazing.
I don’t know if this
is a compliment
or sort of a
punishment right now.
-Okay.
-Awesome, thanks, girl.
My bullsh-- radar is beeping on.
Foredeck, we’ll put one
in the water, one shackle down.
Copy that, one in the water.
I’m gonna change.
I can just finish all the
cabins, just final touch-up.
Yeah.
I would definitely be hard
on Magda if I was chief,
but I’m just gonna
follow Aesha’s lead,
let her be the leader.
-Ooh.
-Ah.
Deck, deck, think about
putting your whites on
and get ready for guests.
Oh, man, I have so much to do.
Whoa.
*bleep*
Captain, we’re off
to pick up the guests.
Copy that.
Tumi, make sure we’ve
got a lot of ice.
Let’s go, eh?
How we doing?
I’m Culver.
-This is my man, Jamie.
-Hi, Johny.
We’re gonna transfer you
guys back to Thalassa.
Thalassa, we’re leaving
the dock now with all guests.
Copy that.
All crew, all crew,
guests five minutes out.
*bleep*
Start getting stuff together
and congregate on the aft deck.
Copy.
Tender beers for sure.
Let’s smash.
The tender is
approaching the boat.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Oh, wow.
Magda, Magda?
Coming up...
I wanna see some
wow factor going.
I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
I got sh-- to do.
Well, I’d sit down and
have a real chat about it.
-Magda, Magda, do you copy?
-Yeah.
Boys, what about this, eh?
-Hey!
-Look at that.
-Magda, Magda?
-Sorry, sorry.
Guys, help with
the bags and that.
Up close,
it’s so big, hey?
Yeah.
-Welcome to Thalassa.
-Oh, look who it is!
-Hey, Jas.
-Hello, mate.
-How are you?
-Fantastic.
Wow, what a crew, look at this.
-Hello! Aesha.
-Hello, hey, guys, Johny.
-Nice to meet you.
-How are you?
-Hi, I’m Remy.
-I’m Brittini.
Oh, my God, I’m so excited.
Oh, my God, they’re so cute.
Unlock the sexual energy,
I’m ready.
Welcome aboard.
Today we’re gonna take off
an hour and a half north
to Blue Pearl Bay.
-Aesha will show you around.
-Yeah.
Johny, we’ll catch up
later for sure.
-Perfect, sounds good.
-Come up this way.
-Wow, this is all right.
-Yeah, this is the sundeck.
You can have drunken
Jacuzzi time.
Try and not vom in there,
that’d be great.
Yeah.
All right, you know how Cap is.
So, I would just hurry
and get in there.
He’s gonna wanna pull it quick.
-Ooh, hello.
-Yeah, so this...
-This carpet is so plush.
-Nice.
And no tampons down
the toilet, please.
No tampons, all right.
All right.
Bridge, just so you know,
we’ve currently got
about 20 meters out.
Well done.
Okay, ready when you are, guys.
Copy that, Cap.
Ben, is that a man bun?
I prepared one especially
for you this morning.
Short stay, 6:00.
Okay, Cap, anchor is home.
No, no, don’t flick it like
that, it’ll take itself.
Watch your feet...
get it away from your feet.
Gotta let it go, yes.
Cap, full tow.
Thank you, thank you.
If I nail one of these,
you win a tequila shot.
-Oh, I want a tequila shot.
-Yeah.
-Brother.
-What are you doing on here, eh?
Hey, why not?
So, what’s the plan,
where are we going?
We’re gonna go up to
west of Hayman up here.
Yeah.
Are you having dinner
with us at all, or?
-Yeah.
-Flat out.
-Oh, he’s the cutest!
-He’s so cute!
-Oh!
-Aw!
He’s the only one worth
marrying out of all of us.
-You can drop that anchor now.
-Dropping anchor.
Three shackles in the water.
She’s tagging on
at 12:00, medium.
Okay, lock that off.
Tumi, Tumi, will you go on
your break now for two hours?
-Sounds like a plan.
-Awesome.
Let’s get these puppies
in the water!
Ooh, baby.
Italian feast.
If I could open a restaurant,
it’d be a huge
Italian influence...
pizzas, fresh pastas.
It’s just what I’m passionate
about, the simplicity of things.
Pizzas are very simple,
pastas can be very simple...
actually, they are very simple.
It’s only in America
where we trash it up.
Looking good, looking good.
All right, let’s go
jet-skiing, boys.
Are you able to just
get some laundry going?
-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.
-Ready?
-You jump in.
Oh!
Oh sh--!
-Holy sh--.
Woo!
*bleep* I wanna do that.
That’d be dope.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-Oh, no! No!
You want your jackets?
I’m sorry, jackets out.
Hang on.
Oh sh--!
All crew, all crew,
let’s all get some jet-skis.
Copy that.
Yes.
To hang it up?
Yeah, sure.
This is Remy’s, here, and
I’m just hanging this here.
I used to live in Melbourne
for six months.
I was quarantined in Sydney.
Oh, okay, yeah.
So, I know the hotel
really well there.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hello!
Hi, darling.
I’m back.
-So, these two...
-Yeah.
So, primary, just take
them back in his room.
Yeah.
-No, where’d the...
-Magda?
Magda?
Where did Remy’s jumper go?
I put the jumper in
the washing for a cold wash.
No, why’d you do that?
-I... why...
-I said just hang...
I’m hanging it up.
Oh, so you don’t want wash?
No.
Okay, I’m gonna stop
the washing, then.
Okay.
Because the jersey’s
just to hang.
Yeah, I’m gonna take it
outside right now.
-Okay.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Let’s take it out.
He doesn’t want the jersey
to be washed at all.
-What?
-Even if it has stain on it.
How do you put his jersey
in the machine
when it’s not meant to go
in the machine?
Anything else can go wrong
in the interior,
but the one thing
I really don’t want
is messing up someone’s clothes,
because it’s irreversible.
The jumper just needs
to hang and dry.
-Okay.
-Power failure.
Oh, God.
Coming up...
-Magnum’s.
-Is that it?
Brittini is so distracted
with these guests,
it’s like she hasn’t interacted
with another male for,
like, three years.
Engineers, engineers, is it
possible to help in the laundry?
Okay, someone’s coming.
She’s... oh.
With Aesha, like,
I didn’t hear her telling me
that I cannot put it
to the wash.
When every day you’re so,
like, peaceful and happy,
I don’t need this big change.
I really don’t deserve...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
Maybe just rinse it with water
and let it hang dry.
Yeah.
I don’t know what to do
with Magda now,
because I tried the nice thing,
and it didn’t work.
Then I tried the more direct
thing, and that’s not working.
Do I just turn full bitch?
Don’t know.
I have to say you probably
get this all the time...
it’s, like,
so hard not to say it.
Deck, deck, can we just
bring those jet-skis around
so they’re up against fenders?
-Like, what’s the...
-Magnum’s.
Is that it?
Straight into Magnum’s.
Guys on the swim
platform copy that?
-Have you been to New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh!
-That’s...
-South Island...
-Have you been to South Island?
-I lived there.
I’ll go see them.
Did you go to Wanaka?
Dude, hold on,
time out, that’s...
I wanna live there forever.
I know.
Brittini is so distracted
with these guests,
it’s like she hasn’t
interacted with another male
for, like, three years.
She’s toey.
Horny.
That was a really good
talk we did about that,
we have to talk more.
-Get this guy on, and...
-I’ll get...
-I’ll make sure.
-I’ll be up in the bow.
-Woo!
-To the boys.
Yeah.
Fine.
-It does?
-Yeah.
Awesome.
Brittini, can you come down
here for a quick sec, please?
Yeah, copy that, I’m on my way.
-Whoa!
-Oh!
Oh, my God, are you okay?
Yo, can you come down here
for a quick sec, please?
When Benny’s out,
I’ll just give you guys
a rundown of what’s happening.
Cool.
Ah!
So, one of the biggest
things is you’re...
it’s all good to go and
chat to these guests,
they’re definitely approachable
and willing to have fun,
chat to everyone, get
to know everyone.
But don’t drop the ball.
You know, those jet-skis banging
into each other on the aft,
Captain was trying to call you.
Culver and I, we had to
come and fix that up
because you’re up
there doing these ones.
I don’t wanna see
blah, blah, blah.
Meanwhile, someone’s trying to
drag a paddleboard to the water.
Whatever, dude.
I think it might make
the boys uncomfortable,
seeing other men
flirting with me.
They’re obviously attractive.
To have a vibe with me,
it might make them be,
like, oh, wait,
she’s attractive?
Oh, I didn’t notice, you know?
It’s like, oh.
All right, guys, sounds good.
Johny.
He bought and started
a party boat business.
Ah-ha!
Okay, so, family-style
starters, clear.
-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.
Well, the pastas aren’t
family-style, they’re plated.
-The steak’s family-style.
-Roger.
Yeah, you can go down, mate.
Yeah, you look good.
I like this.
All right, so, blazer.
Smoke on, some oregano,
mm, mm, mm, tasty.
Ready to roll.
You can call it, Culver.
Cool, thanks, brother.
You guys going back-to-back
on--
Oh, here’s your dinner guest.
-Ready to go.
-Oh!
Whoa! Here he is!
You guys can take a seat
when you’d like,
if you’re hungry, yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Follow whatever Aesha
says, I don’t know.
-Gentlemen.
-Captain, my Captain.
Can you tell us how you two met?
We worked in Sydney together.
-Same boat?
-Yeah, same.
It was a long time ago.
So, you still would
have been about 45, yeah?
So...
Pasta , roasted red peppers,
eggplant...
this all goes with the bread.
Okay.
I put these all together
with bread, having it, like...
-enjoying it all on bread.
-Okay.
-Yeah, awesome.
-Okay?
-Here, do you want...
-I have one.
Oh, nice.
Got my pesto.
I got my garlic, blender.
Oh.
Would you like
some of these?
I’d love a bit of everything.
If someone can catch a coral
trout tomorrow, I’ll eat it raw.
I think we’ll get something.
Tomato, eggplant,
roasted red pepper.
-All of it.
-All of it?
-Yes, thank you.
-Nice.
What the *bleep*?
We use off their deck...
-I’m so sorry.
-I’m just gonna...
No, it’s not capped.
It’s all meant
to be up there at once.
This is all meant to be up
here at the same time.
She wants to serve
one by one to everyone.
-Yeah, no, it’s not...
-That’s what she’s doing.
That’s why it’s taking so long.
It’s not...
I’m gonna leave it right here
and let it be her thing,
but that’s not meant to
be done like that.
Tonight’s service was supposed
to be all about family-style,
engaging with each other and
enjoying some simple, good food.
Thanks for ----ing
that up, Aesha.
This focaccia’s amazing.
Eggplant’s really good.
I can’t tell you again...
you can’t put stuff on the table
without something
to serve it with.
It is.
There was nothing in them.
The chef gave it to me
to my hands and said
put it on the table like that.
But then how are they
supposed to get them?
Because you can’t poke
your fork into it, you know?
Sure, sure.
Little bit of salt.
Can we... between
the two of you,
can we get some stories tonight?
Like, I’d love to hear
a few, you know...
No!
I want the dirt on Johny.
Really?
Did Johny have relations
with his fellow crewmembers?
Oh!
Did I?
I can’t even remember.
Yeah, good point.
Ryan?
Can you and I chat,
just discuss between each other
how you want the
food to be served?
Because everything goes on me,
and I’m the one...
who’s getting, like sh--
because of that.
It’s antipasto.
The meats are supposed to be
on the table up there,
the fishes,
all those vegetables,
people are helping themselves.
It’s an Italian feast,
it’s meant to be
family and shared.
I know, but she
wants it differently,
-and then I’m the one...
-I can’t do nothing about that.
Here you go.
Mm-hmm.
Magda doesn’t really understand.
She’s really lucky that Aesha
has the patience
that she has for her,
because I can assure you,
she’d be having a worse time
with another chief stew
who’s not afraid to be bitchy.
Jamie, Jamie, Aesha.
Could you please come
to the galley for service?
What is this now?
House-made spaghetti,
basil and arugula pesto.
For me, especially,
like, this food...
like, all those starters,
in my head,
they should have hit
the table at the same time.
Proper service is you never
let guests do their own food.
It’s meant to, like,
engage people and share.
I just feel like
it’s poor service,
especially with Captain
sitting at the table.
It depends on the meal, too.
It’s called team player, love.
All right, these are
good to go.
All right, thank you.
Wow, thank you.
What have we got here?
We’ve got house-made spaghetti
with basil and arugula,
and tomahawk steak.
-Oh! Whoa!
-Wow, thank you.
-Enjoy!
-Thank you!
Sicilian-style dinner,
family, meant to be shared.
It’s my food, I intend for
it to be eaten a certain way,
served a certain way.
That’s been a problem on
this boat since day one.
When Ryan has an opinion,
it’s just not taken by anybody.
She’s just being a bitch.
I guess you can’t educate
some stupid, though.
Mm.
Steak was delicious.
-The pasta, like...
-Yeah.
-There’s a lot of seasoning.
-Yeah, no.
Yeah, there’s a lot of salt.
They had a lot of salt.
I’m gonna be drinking
water all night.
There was too much salt
in that, way too much.
The salt really came through.
I’m sitting at
the dinner table
with a friend of mine
who’s the primary.
This is embarrassing.
I’m gonna be drinking
water all night.
Ryan needs less attitude.
I’m gonna go to bed.
Thank you very much.
Have a good night, Captain.
Couple more things,
and we are out of here.
Good night, Cap.
Thanks, gentlemen,
appreciate it.
Ciao.
Oh, my God, I’m gonna
go fishing.
-I’m gonna go fishing.
-I’m with you.
Yeah.
A good dinner.
I’m ticked off.
I had a chef ready to go, she
just took a job on another boat.
Now I’ve gotta look
for another chef.
With COVID, there’s a pandemic,
there’s quarantine.
This is a sh---fight.
I wanna see a massive change.
I can’t go another four charters
without the wow factor.
Coming up...
Why are we all sitting here?
How y’all doing? My name’s
Keith Stone, and here we go!
Oh, my God, I’m going...
-Go fishing tomorrow.
-I wanna go fishing.
-I’m with you.
-Yeah.
Obviously, go to bed at 1:00 if
the guests go to bed before you.
If they’re up later,
you have to stay up late.
Don’t work too hard.
-No worries.
-But get it done.
Good night, oh. *bleep* me.
-Oh.
-Here he is...
-We wanna go fishing.
-Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
-I’ll get the rods sorted.
-Amazing, thanks, man.
Just make sure all the bars
are clean, pantry is clean.
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s too fast.
Are you on?
Oh, he’s on!
Oh!
-Okay, okay, okay... oh, God.
-Bring it in, bring it in!
Far out.
-You gonna keep it?
-Yeah.
That’s...
Look at it change color.
That’s incredible, isn’t it?
Not right now.
There’s another one there,
look there’s one!
Yes!
*bleep* I didn’t wash that.
They’re alive.
Let’s call it a night.
-Let’s call it a night,
-Yeah, we’ll call it a night.
I’m not gonna do it.
It’ll be fine.
Now I’m gonna go to bed.
Taking care of eight guys
fishing, staying up late...
so late.
And none of that’s on the list.
On his list is, like,
clean, like,
scuppers on the bow,
which it’s just not priority.
Like, it’s not...
I need to sleep.
Oh, there’s their
----ing squid sh--.
-Big man.
-What’s up?
Did you get the stuff
we caught last night?
I got the squid.
We’re gonna do a little bit of
something with that for tonight.
Oh, tonight, all right, cool.
-It’s fresh as it gets.
-Yeah.
Let’s get set up
for spear-fishing.
-Yeah.
-Good morning.
Morning!
Going spear-fishing?
-Yeah.
-Nice.
Good morning.
Have you seen our squid?
-No.
-Caught a squid.
Yeah?
Ryan is cooking our squid.
Perfect.
How is your galley
this morning?
We got a trash can here,
no bags in ’em.
Yeah, I know.
Couple gloves, things like that.
-Piccolo.
-Piccolo, there you go.
I love the name,
it’s my favorite now.
-How was your sleep?
-Deep.
-Deep sleep?
-Deep.
Did you... how was your
job last night?
Yeah, they started
fishing at 1:15.
Oh, fishing last night?
Yeah, they caught squid, though.
Benny’s not pulling his weight.
He has to tend to the guests,
which is fine,
but he also has to get
his tasks done, too.
Gotta manage the both,
that’s your job.
But at this point, every time
I come down on him
he just get angry or
frustrated or emotional.
Can’t be bothered.
They’re just active.
They’ll be more active tonight.
Good morning.
So, can you just help
Tumi with cabins?
-Sure.
-Thank you.
You’re welcome.
-Okay, line’s away.
-Yeah.
Have fun.
-Have you been to...?
-Yeah.
-This is, like...
-Many times.
-The caves and the, like...
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’m here to help you.
-Please can we start the bed?
-Okay, sure.
Can you put that in the water,
just drop it down there now?
My mask and snorkels.
I do a lot of spear-fishing
over in the Philippines,
where I’m living.
I love it, it’s awesome.
For a super yacht charter guest
to actually go spear-fishing
and catch their own food,
that’s a bit of a
chest-banging thing, you know?
Just a matter of pulling this
down and putting it across this.
It’s loaded then.
You have a safety here.
We always go in the water
unloaded and come out unloaded.
You guys got brekky.
Aesha, do you have an
old T-shirt?
I’m gonna write on in some sweet
graffiti "Stripper Man."
I think Keith Stone might
be making an appearance.
You gon’ have to hold
this thing,
because this thing gon’ whip
around like an anaconda.
-All right.
-Watch your face.
We’ll figure it out.
Aesha, Aesha, provision
delivery is here.
Copy.
Okay, guys.
Oh, that’s what I ordered.
Thanks, guys, appreciate it.
Okay, I’m leaving now, guys.
I’ll be in in five minutes.
How many cabins are done?
I did two beds.
Cool.
Yeah.
-How was it?
-Yeah, it was pretty good.
Get some?
-Are they?
-Yeah.
-Hello, darling.
-Hi!
Give that to Cheffy.
-Woo!
-Oh... whoa.
Chef Ryan...
What is it?
I don’t know, they told me
to bring it to you.
Dude, whoever the deckie is,
give it back.
I don’t want fish, bro,
back here,
unless it’s gutted and scaled.
Cap told me to give it to you.
I want my fish brought
back gutted and scaled.
Excuse me.
Where do you want me to put it?
I don’t know.
Can I put it in the freezer
for a second, or...
Yeah, put it in there like
they just throw everything else.
All right.
"Sexy mouth."
Come on in.
We have to just put them
in our van with us...
Come on, Tracie.
I’m just gonna pull my napkins
and napkin rings.
Amazing.
Are we gonna get in our blazers?
Yeah, yeah.
You ready for ’em?
I am, I got an hour
and 48 minutes.
A personal opinion,
seemed a bit odd
the serving of the starters,
you know, the...
Well, see, that was
all screwed up, so...
All those plates were supposed
to be on the table
for everybody to do as
they wanted to do.
Hey, I’m not telling you how
to do your job.
It’s just my opinion, that’s it,
so, leave it at that.
So, I get your opinion,
but that’s what
I’m trying to explain,
is every time I try
to give my opinion on how my
dinner is meant to be served...
-Right.
-I get no say in it.
"This is how
I’m doing my service,
this is how I’m
serving your food."
If I can get servers
that’ll serve the food the way
I want it served, it’ll make
a hell of a lot more sense.
So, I’ll just
say what I say,
and please take it as
constructive criticism.
The pasta was pretty...
it was just pasta
and pesto, really.
Yeah.
I would probably wanna
see some wow factor going.
I mean, I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
I wanna see some wow factor
going.
I mean, I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
So, there’s my answer.
Sorry.
Anyway, I got sh-- to do.
-Well, I...
-Good talk, but...
Yeah, I mean...
He’s just not even listening or
caring what I’m trying to say.
I’m there to help him.
I wanna see a success story,
and him having
an attitude back at me,
you’ve crossed the line there.
*bleep* that.
Dude, we gotta blow these up,
because we’re giving them
a double lap dance.
This is a bachelor party.
Culver, Culver, when can
we start the thing?
Can I get, like, five minutes?
Yeah, we wanna do it ASAP.
-Now we’re talking.
-Yeah.
Johny, can you get everyone
up to the sundeck, yeah?
-Yeah.
-All right.
Okay, here, these are
gonna go right
-where that big...
-On the sundeck.
Yes, don’t let the guys
see ’em, though.
Oh, my God.
I got some things
I gotta put on.
-We go to sundeck, right?
-Yes, sundeck.
This is gonna be so good.
Let’s go up on the sundeck.
Let’s go to sundeck.
Ropes and blindfolds
are gonna be involved.
Oh, really?
They’re up on sundeck right now?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Sex show extravaganza.
This is so weird.
I just can’t...
I can’t fathom it.
Why are we all sitting here?
Something’s going on.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
This is what I like to see.
Where’s my buck at...
come on out here.
Yeah!
Come on out here,
get my buck out here... oh!
How y’all doing,
my name’s Keith Stone.
-Yeah!
-Yay!
And I heard we was here on a
bachelor party with a big buck!
Yeah!
Baby, I heard y’all was looking
for an exotic dancer.
Well, that’s great,
because I’m real exotic,
and I love to dance.
So, y’all boys sit back
and hold on tight.
Hey, that ain’t all, now...
come on.
Whoa!
Australian style!
And I got something
special for my buck...
Stacie and Tracie!
Here we come!
I got us a double lap dance
on one of the finest
yachts in the world.
So, you take your girl,
I’m gonna take mine,
and we gonna do our thing!
Oh, yeah.
I’m’ gonna just lay her
down for a second,
and ooh, Keith Stone, baby!
Oh, Jesus... uh, uh.
And here we go!
Oh! oh!
I’m, like, Culver’s got
confidence in his hip thrust,
if you know what I’m saying.
Oh, oh, oh!
Have I thought about it?
Yes.
Yeah!
Of course.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I’m getting red.
Oh, my gracious, Tracie,
oh, she might need a wheelchair
after that one, wow.
Ah!
Come on, come on,
y’all with Keith Stone now.
We goin’ to the VIP.
So good.
Nobody saw anything,
nobody hear anything.
Dinner tonight is a bisque done
with some scampi prawns.
We have tuna tartare with
ahi Amarillo, avocado,
and then roasted king trumpet
mushrooms with a daishi.
Here’s your ----ing wow factor.
-You good?
-Yeah.
I’m just waiting on
them to call so
I can start up the
rest of the dishes.
All right, boys,
it’s gonna be dinnertime soon.
Ah!
Ryan?
I want a wig.
We’re gonna look like
we’re from the circus.
-Cool.
-Awesome.
As a designer and as a friend,
you should unbutton
one more button.
All right, ooh.
Oh, wow!
And so, we got
a little scampi prawn...
-Wow.
-Done with a nice little bisque.
-Good to go.
-Dig in, guys.
So on the money.
Wow, that’s so good.
It is good.
Just gonna go
and give Benny his jobs.
Does he do ’em?
You know what,
we haven’t seen the squid.
I swear to God, if Ryan
doesn’t serve up our squid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there’s gonna be words.
I’m gonna be very disappointed.
There’s gonna be words.
I just wanna eat it.
I’d go have
a quick chat to the chef.
I would go have a
quick chat to the chef.
-Hey, Jase?
-Yeah?
We caught the squid, and
we wanted to eat it.
I’ll go check with the chef.
Let me go and talk to him.
I’ll come...
let me come back up.
All right, thanks, mate.
Did you do anything
with their squid?
Huh?
Did you do anything with his...
No squid yet.
No squid yet.
What about his fish,
did you do that?
-Huh?
-Did you do his fish?
Nope, I have my own plan
going on.
-That fish is...
-But they caught that,
and it would be a nice
little presentation.
I know, I said, this
isn’t for dinner, though.
Mate, just ease down.
Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner...
-Hey.
-and you can talk all you want.
No, no, no, listen, I copped
your bullsh-- downstairs,
I won’t cop it again.
No, I caught your bullsh--
because...
-Excuse me?
-I’m cooking for guests,
and they’re the happiest
they ever did.
I mean, I didn’t ask for
our opinion at the time.
Mate, I’m your captain.
I had a word with you down
there, a nice word to you...
I don’t want your attitude,
and I won’t ----ing
cop it one more second.
I just wanna finish this.
That’s it, and then we can talk.
---
Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...
So, do you guys all have your
dates for prom night tonight?
I don’t know.
I look sexy, Goddamn it.
Oh, my God, Brittini,
you look beautiful.
Yeah.
One of them wants more
lobster tail, do we have more?
This isn’t a
----ing Red Lobster.
There’s none of that
vibrance of
how can we blow
these people away.
You’re very home-foody,
and it would be nice
to actually see
some Instagram stuff.
Captain can give me all
the feedback he wants.
You’re not my priority.
I really don’t care.
Step up.
Captain, go slower, please.
It’s too fast, mate.
I don’t have a team of
people who are, like,
100 percent competent
with everything.
You need to have this
conversation with your crew.
I know, I know.
Jason’s the captain.
I just need to find a way
to get through this.
Here are pancakes.
The laundry’s a mess.
What the *bleep*
is Magda doing at nighttime?
Were you fighting with your
boyfriend last night?
I worry about,
like girls around.
I feel so lucky with Scott,
that it’s just
nothing like that at all.
I feel like she’s judging
me a lot.
Laundry, it’s still
not quick enough.
Like, I’m over it.
Ugh.
All crew, all crew,
the charter may be over,
but we still need to get this
yacht into the marina.
The tide is high enough now,
so please prepare
to haul anchor.
Yeah, copy.
We are standing by.
-I have a heaving line for that.
-You have a heaving line?
Yeah, it’s on the swim platform.
Sweaty mess, Jesus.
Okay, you can pick up anchor.
Copy that, Cap.
-Ben, Ben, you ready?
-Yeah.
Anchor is home.
Bridge, bridge,
that’s tender all clear.
Great job, deck crew,
that’s how it’s done.
Hello.
The last thing I need
to hear is, like,
how bad job
I’m doing from Aesha.
Ugh.
My parents were raising me
in, like, a very chill way.
They were never, like,
screaming at me or giving me...
So, if someone is very
positive,
is cheering me up, like,
yes, Magda, you can do it,
you got it, then yeah,
I believe in that, and I do it.
This is so difficult.
Okay, going over to port
side wing station now.
All right, Cap,
starboard marker
approaching to
starboard quarter.
-That’s good, nice and tight.
-Thirty meters, holding.
You are clear to swing.
Nice work, that’s good.
That spot right
there is perfect.
Four meters to
the dock, closing.
Right-o, just get the
stern line on first.
Take all the slack out of
that line.
That’s good, perfect.
Good work, guys.
Well done, deck team,
well done.
That felt smooth.
* Cocktail time, cocktail time *
* Cocktail time
Cocktail time *
Let’s party.
I need a beer.
Especially after she vomited
in the spa.
-Who puked?
-Oh, mate, my prom date.
-Dude.
-Hey, who cleaned that up?
Bro, I used your colander.
*bleep* is that why it was
out in the morning?
Yeah.
-You ----ing scumbag, dude!
-What else am I gonna do?
*bleep*, you don’t use a... ugh!
So, what...
how was your charter?
It was just a ----ing
sh---show for me.
-Really?
-Yeah.
You should pour me a shot.
Oh, my God.
Proper.
I wanna see a picture of
you when you were a kid.
I’ll show you a picture.
-How old were you?
-I’m two years old.
That was Mom when
she was young.
Yeah, Mom was a babe.
Damn, bro.
What?
That’s him, man.
Pops has that sweet cut shirts,
I love them.
No Instagram, that’s just them.
What?
I don’t have nothing on me
and my parents together,
but I have pictures of, like,
my dad and our pizza shop.
-When did they break up?
-Huh?
When did they break up?
They never broke up,
my father passed away...
-Oh, that’s right.
-In ’09.
So you would have been,
what, 20...
-21, 22.
-Twenty-two, 23 *bleep* yeah.
That’s so heavy, brother.
Yeah, it sucked, it was tough.
So, I get...
I know where you were a
year ago, man, it’s weird.
I had to grow up overnight,
it was weird.
That’s what I’m saying,
you were a child then.
I feel ya.
I think Benny sees me
for who I am.
I don’t think he allows
words that come out of my mouth
affect him.
I love Benny.
Like, that’s a friendship
that’s going nowhere but up,
and it’s gonna last a long time.
You’re, like,
a true Americano, eh?
Yeah, I mean, Irish-Italian...
You’re like, you’re...
like, got a pizza shop.
Got a pizza shop.
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
-I’m ready!
-We got that super power.
You two together look damn good.
Yay!
Yes.
That’s what matters.
I’m gonna be my ----ing self.
Brittini got her heels on,
she’s looking great.
Yeah, I’m gonna strap ’em in.
Hell, yeah.
-Bye!
-Bye!
Always boys versus girls.
We need, like, our own time.
-Yay!
-Yeah!
Oh, my God.
What the *bleep*?
Brittini and I...
who knows, you know?
For some reason I always
have a girlfriend in yachting.
That’s so funny.
I’ll show you mine
if you show me yours.
Okay!
I like this game,
I like this game!
I need to pee so bad.
-Yay!
-Woo!
Yeah!
She had 1942,
don’t worry about her.
I’ll buy whatever
I wanna buy, FYI.
You good?
Don’t worry about people.
Calm, baby, calm.
What?
Just be quiet.
Just be quiet, just be quiet.
I will jump over and
*bleep* him literally.
I know, but I will.
Get your tits out? What?
Get ’em out?
Don’t ever...
don’t talk to ----ing girls like
that, I swear to ----ing God.
You don’t talk to ----ing girls
like that, I’m serious.
You *bleep* dirty *bleep*.
*bleep* Rednecks.
I’m gonna have to fight
because of you ----ers.
Why?
Because they’re telling youse
to take your ----ing tits out.
They’re a ----ing
piece of sh--.
I swear to ----ing God, you...
call me a ----ing loser, dude.
-Asshole.
-Oh, my God.
Loser, my ass.
I got it, I can walk.
You ----ing piece of sh--.
Coming up.
I wanna take a nap.
I don’t think the bathrooms
have been done.
None of the ----ing
bathrooms have been done.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Magda?
What?
I swear to ----ing God, dude.
Call me a ----ing loser, dude.
----ing Asshole.
Oh, my God.
A loser, my ass.
I got it, I can walk.
Why?
Look at that...
It’s all good.
Brother.
Come out and tell me that,
you ----ing piece of sh--.
Say it to me ----er.
In Australia, a
lot of nightclubs
and bars don’t have
glass anymore.
If someone throws a bottle and
it smashes on someone’s face,
that person, pretty
much going to jail.
Like, wanna be a dirtball,
like, dude, no.
Because he’s a ----ing baby.
And the ----ing losers
kept telling the girls
to take their tits out.
I tried.
It’s about fueling the
fire with gasoline...
They wanted it, yeah.
Or just not
giving them anything.
Well, at least in Florida
they let us throw fists
and then they kick us
out of the club.
We’re not gonna
be throwing fists.
Yeah.
-All right.
-Love you.
Enjoy your cigarette,
we’ll be back.
I’m gonna have a cigarette.
Appreciate you.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I love to say...
I’m gonna make you work, baby.
I love that!
Hey!
Woo!
Are we ready to go now?
What’s the plan?
-We’re gonna go.
-We’re going.
-Let’s go.
-Thank you, guys.
We should celebrate
some wet fannies.
I threw a bottle at
somebody’s face.
Can you not ever throw
a bottle again, please?
Yeah, if nobody tells a
girl to take their tits out
five times, then we’ll
be all right.
But I have zero tolerance
for disrespect towards
women, I’m sorry.
Listen...
No *bleep*, there’s no
answer to that.
I love you, but no,
there’s no answer to that.
----ing grow up.
-Unbelievable.
-That worked.
-I love you.
-I love you!
-Dun, dun, dun!
-Oh, my God, relax.
I’m pissed off.
Hi. Oh!
What are you doing?
-I’m on the phone.
-Okay.
Okay.
Ah.
You guys are still going, eh?
Work tomorrow, yeah?
Good night, Cap.
Morning, morning.
Doing good.
So, what’s your plan, then?
What’s your play after?
Who is traveling?
Okay, I’ve actually,
like, looked into it.
You can rent,
like, a camper van.
Yeah.
I can, like, come visit all
the Aussies that are here.
Traveling’s not just who I am,
and it’s the reason
why I’m in yachting.
When I had started traveling,
I decided to go to New Zealand.
I wanted to buy a van
and live in it,
and explore it the way
a nomad would.
And to be in Australia doing it,
like porque no?
Yeah, that’s sweet,
you just stop on the way.
A little BC road trip?
Oh, my God, yes.
When you live in a van,
you’re sharing,
like, a twin-sized bed
with a person.
Brittini, get in the van!
Hell, yeah, Culver, let’s go.
I don’t know.
Oh, my Ry-ree.
I stick up for the girls
last night from douchebags.
Well, no, you didn’t,
because you were reacting.
Yeah, shut up, go away.
Don’t you tell me to shut up.
He kept telling youse
to take your tits out!
Yeah, but you didn’t
have to do that.
I asked him to stop,
like, four times.
Yeah, but you
didn’t have to, Ryan.
I wanted to.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Where I come from,
sticking up for our team,
that goes a long way.
Most people will do a thank
you or acknowledgement,
but no, it’s an attack
on Ryan.
That’s ----ed up.
The moral of the story,
we don’t fight with people
that aren’t worth our time.
Ryan, yes or no?
-No.
-Yes.
-Yes, Mother.
-Yes, ma’am.
Aesha, Ryan, and Jamie, meet me
in the crew mess, please.
Copy, Cap.
-Mm.
-How are we?
Primary charter guest
Johny De Keghel
is an entrepreneur
and owner of
a Sydney-based floating
party pontoon.
He used to work for me.
-Really?
-Oh, really?
Nice.
Now I’m working for him.
That’s so funny.
He started engineering,
the second engineer on my boat
in Sydney for four years,
and he’s here to
have a great time.
Feed him well, let’s fill
the cup all the way to the top.
An Italian feast requested
for dinner on day one.
That will be easy.
Why don’t we... whew.
Over the last couple
of charters,
I’ve seen and
heard Ryan’s negativity.
Four of them said
they don’t eat raw fish.
----ing scumbags.
I don’t wanna...
Just appease them
and get on top of it.
-Cool.
-I think that’ll fix it.
I’ve tried to correct him
calmly and respectfully,
but with our next guests,
these boys know yachts.
Definitely seafood’s
a theme, isn’t it?
Yes, it is.
He’s gonna have to
pick his game up,
and I’m gonna keep an eye
on him for sure.
What is a buck party, though?
Bachelor party.
Do you think that I
should get blow-up dolls
and stuff, like
some sex toys?
I’ll leave that up to you.
We have to get out in the
morning because of the tides.
Then we’ll bring
the guests on by tender at 2:00.
-Right-o.
-All right, can we rip into it?
-Yes, get into it.
-Sweet.
I’ll do this,
and you blade behind me.
All right, yeah, I’ll take off.
Mm.
Mm, hmm, hmm.
Oh.
-Hello, darling.
-How you doing?
I wanna go take a nap,
but I’m not my own boss.
You can always say it’s my fault
if you’re taking a nap with me.
That was a good catch,
bloody hell.
Living the dream.
Tumi and Magda,
if you guys have finished
all your work for the day,
you can wrap up.
Copy, thank you.
All this has been rinsed.
We’re good.
So, we’ve got
dive belts, okay.
How’s the guests looking?
It’s gonna be an all boys’ trip.
Like, apparently Cap
knows the main guy.
What’s his name, Johny De what?
Wait, they all look young.
He looks cute.
I’m excited.
-Have you seen Magda?
-No.
Magda?
Haven’t been done.
Yeah, definitely not, no.
What the *bleep* has she
been ----ing doing all day?
Magda, Magda?
Are you ----ing joking?
None of the ----ing bathrooms
have been done.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Magda, Magda, do you copy??
Magda...
Magda...
Magda, do you copy?
Hm.
Are you ----ing joking?
-Hm?
-You need to come with me.
What happened?
The beddings, right?
Like, tell me...
Holy sh--.
I just wanna know what
you’ve actually
been doing down here today,
because everything
looks like sh--.
No, like, it’s just
trash that needs to be out,
-and the showers...
-But like...
-And the toilet paper...
-Yeah, just... just this...
...isn’t done, the shower’s
not done...
Showers, no,
I didn’t touch showers.
I just did the toilets
and the beddings.
Like, you should
have been able
to finish at least
two bathrooms.
I was feeling very sick
today, and very tired.
Is that why
you’re working so slow?
I’m never working slow.
It’s the first date
I’m working slow.
-I know but we...
-I never work slow, okay?
-No, I know...
-Never work slow.
Don’t raise your voice to me.
I’m your chief stew.
Okay, but you know how hard
I work all the time.
-I know...
-It’s the first day.
-I know, I’m...
-I’m super sick today.
-No, of course not.
-Okay.
I was calling him,
but not whole day, no.
We’re sorry for that.
So... no, I know, but
we’ve got so much...
I’m gonna smash it tomorrow.
I was feeling very tired.
Yeah, I just think...
yeah, if you tell me
that two bathrooms are done
and I come down and none
of the bathrooms
are actually finished,
I’m just pissed...
-Yeah, they’re not finished...
-It really pisses me off.
-they’re not finished.
-Yeah.
They’re, like, done,
but not finished.
Yeah, sorry, that’s my mistake.
Yeah, so, they’re just...
No.
Yeah, I feel quite pissed off
that nothing’s actually
finished, you know?
-Okay.
-Yeah.
I’m sorry about the tone.
It’s just, like, I know
when I’m not hungover
I can work very fast.
Yeah... oh, I know, I know,
but I’m gonna get you to start
earlier than everyone tomorrow.
Okay. It won’t happen again.
Exactly.
I won’t disappoint you, Chiefy.
I feel betrayed.
Have I created some sort
of vibe where Magda
thinks she can
straight up *bleep* with me
and get away with it?
Oh, it’s just really
----ing irritating.
-Sleep tight.
-You too, see ya.
Okay, I’m ready.
I’m ready to take on the day.
I’m not gonna pretend that
I didn’t do a mistake,
but when the things
get hard, I’m not quitting.
I’m just gonna deal with it.
As a 16-year-old girl,
I had scoliosis,
and I remember getting
picked by the kids at school.
It turned out that I have
to do the surgery
just not to end up on
the wheelchair in the future.
After the surgery, a lot
of doors got opened for me,
and I was able
to become a model.
I’m tougher than people
think I am.
All crew, all crew,
we’ll be leaving the dock early
to beat the tides.
Once we’re out there
we’ll drop anchor,
and we’ll be picking
up the guests via tender
about a quarter to 2:00.
-Copy.
-Oh, gosh.
You all right, Cap?
Tender upstairs needs some fuel.
I can do that.
Look at me go.
Yeah.
I usually get the night
guys to fill ’em up.
Perfect.
Yeah, with the jet-skis as well.
That was a waste of time,
then, wasn’t it?
I would have listened to you.
I thought you
just wanted to top it up.
That’s the main ticket, have one
of these, all that, set up.
-Well done, everybody.
-Thank you.
So, I should start my shrimpies.
Hey, Benny, Benny, Jamie.
Go ahead.
Get ready, get in your
whites, prep the tender.
You’re gonna follow us, yeah?
Yeah, copy that.
Fine.
I just think you’re so efficient
with the laundry and
the cabins and stuff.
Yeah.
Having Magda on service,
that’s her punishment,
because it means
less time hiding downstairs,
texting her boyfriend,
and just getting away
with whatever she can.
I want her in my face doing
what I tell her to do.
I agree.
And I’ll definitely swap
for the next one.
-Perfect.
-Yeah, you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, that’s fine.
All crew, all crew,
let’s get ready to go.
All right, I’ll be on the radio.
See you, guys.
All lines off.
You can start from the
stern forward.
Yeah, copy, copy, copy.
Thanks, mate.
All lines off the stern, Cap.
Cool.
Five meters to the dock.
And you are now clear to swing.
Port quarter is clear,
port rocks.
Well done, thank you.
-Magda?
-Yes?
For the next trip I’m gonna
keep Tumi on mornings...
-Okay.
-and keep you on service, and...
Okay.
it’s just I feel like with
eight guys coming on,
it’s gonna be crazy in
the laundry and the cabins,
and she’s just been
smashing it out so much, so...
Yeah, sure.
I just wanna keep Captain happy
and the laundry happy, and...
All right.
You’ve been, like,
progressing with your service,
-so I just wanna...
-Yeah, that’s amazing.
I don’t know if this
is a compliment
or sort of a
punishment right now.
-Okay.
-Awesome, thanks, girl.
My bullsh-- radar is beeping on.
Foredeck, we’ll put one
in the water, one shackle down.
Copy that, one in the water.
I’m gonna change.
I can just finish all the
cabins, just final touch-up.
Yeah.
I would definitely be hard
on Magda if I was chief,
but I’m just gonna
follow Aesha’s lead,
let her be the leader.
-Ooh.
-Ah.
Deck, deck, think about
putting your whites on
and get ready for guests.
Oh, man, I have so much to do.
Whoa.
*bleep*
Captain, we’re off
to pick up the guests.
Copy that.
Tumi, make sure we’ve
got a lot of ice.
Let’s go, eh?
How we doing?
I’m Culver.
-This is my man, Jamie.
-Hi, Johny.
We’re gonna transfer you
guys back to Thalassa.
Thalassa, we’re leaving
the dock now with all guests.
Copy that.
All crew, all crew,
guests five minutes out.
*bleep*
Start getting stuff together
and congregate on the aft deck.
Copy.
Tender beers for sure.
Let’s smash.
The tender is
approaching the boat.
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Oh, wow.
Magda, Magda?
Coming up...
I wanna see some
wow factor going.
I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
I got sh-- to do.
Well, I’d sit down and
have a real chat about it.
-Magda, Magda, do you copy?
-Yeah.
Boys, what about this, eh?
-Hey!
-Look at that.
-Magda, Magda?
-Sorry, sorry.
Guys, help with
the bags and that.
Up close,
it’s so big, hey?
Yeah.
-Welcome to Thalassa.
-Oh, look who it is!
-Hey, Jas.
-Hello, mate.
-How are you?
-Fantastic.
Wow, what a crew, look at this.
-Hello! Aesha.
-Hello, hey, guys, Johny.
-Nice to meet you.
-How are you?
-Hi, I’m Remy.
-I’m Brittini.
Oh, my God, I’m so excited.
Oh, my God, they’re so cute.
Unlock the sexual energy,
I’m ready.
Welcome aboard.
Today we’re gonna take off
an hour and a half north
to Blue Pearl Bay.
-Aesha will show you around.
-Yeah.
Johny, we’ll catch up
later for sure.
-Perfect, sounds good.
-Come up this way.
-Wow, this is all right.
-Yeah, this is the sundeck.
You can have drunken
Jacuzzi time.
Try and not vom in there,
that’d be great.
Yeah.
All right, you know how Cap is.
So, I would just hurry
and get in there.
He’s gonna wanna pull it quick.
-Ooh, hello.
-Yeah, so this...
-This carpet is so plush.
-Nice.
And no tampons down
the toilet, please.
No tampons, all right.
All right.
Bridge, just so you know,
we’ve currently got
about 20 meters out.
Well done.
Okay, ready when you are, guys.
Copy that, Cap.
Ben, is that a man bun?
I prepared one especially
for you this morning.
Short stay, 6:00.
Okay, Cap, anchor is home.
No, no, don’t flick it like
that, it’ll take itself.
Watch your feet...
get it away from your feet.
Gotta let it go, yes.
Cap, full tow.
Thank you, thank you.
If I nail one of these,
you win a tequila shot.
-Oh, I want a tequila shot.
-Yeah.
-Brother.
-What are you doing on here, eh?
Hey, why not?
So, what’s the plan,
where are we going?
We’re gonna go up to
west of Hayman up here.
Yeah.
Are you having dinner
with us at all, or?
-Yeah.
-Flat out.
-Oh, he’s the cutest!
-He’s so cute!
-Oh!
-Aw!
He’s the only one worth
marrying out of all of us.
-You can drop that anchor now.
-Dropping anchor.
Three shackles in the water.
She’s tagging on
at 12:00, medium.
Okay, lock that off.
Tumi, Tumi, will you go on
your break now for two hours?
-Sounds like a plan.
-Awesome.
Let’s get these puppies
in the water!
Ooh, baby.
Italian feast.
If I could open a restaurant,
it’d be a huge
Italian influence...
pizzas, fresh pastas.
It’s just what I’m passionate
about, the simplicity of things.
Pizzas are very simple,
pastas can be very simple...
actually, they are very simple.
It’s only in America
where we trash it up.
Looking good, looking good.
All right, let’s go
jet-skiing, boys.
Are you able to just
get some laundry going?
-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.
-Ready?
-You jump in.
Oh!
Oh sh--!
-Holy sh--.
Woo!
*bleep* I wanna do that.
That’d be dope.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-Oh, no! No!
You want your jackets?
I’m sorry, jackets out.
Hang on.
Oh sh--!
All crew, all crew,
let’s all get some jet-skis.
Copy that.
Yes.
To hang it up?
Yeah, sure.
This is Remy’s, here, and
I’m just hanging this here.
I used to live in Melbourne
for six months.
I was quarantined in Sydney.
Oh, okay, yeah.
So, I know the hotel
really well there.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hello!
Hi, darling.
I’m back.
-So, these two...
-Yeah.
So, primary, just take
them back in his room.
Yeah.
-No, where’d the...
-Magda?
Magda?
Where did Remy’s jumper go?
I put the jumper in
the washing for a cold wash.
No, why’d you do that?
-I... why...
-I said just hang...
I’m hanging it up.
Oh, so you don’t want wash?
No.
Okay, I’m gonna stop
the washing, then.
Okay.
Because the jersey’s
just to hang.
Yeah, I’m gonna take it
outside right now.
-Okay.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Let’s take it out.
He doesn’t want the jersey
to be washed at all.
-What?
-Even if it has stain on it.
How do you put his jersey
in the machine
when it’s not meant to go
in the machine?
Anything else can go wrong
in the interior,
but the one thing
I really don’t want
is messing up someone’s clothes,
because it’s irreversible.
The jumper just needs
to hang and dry.
-Okay.
-Power failure.
Oh, God.
Coming up...
-Magnum’s.
-Is that it?
Brittini is so distracted
with these guests,
it’s like she hasn’t interacted
with another male for,
like, three years.
Engineers, engineers, is it
possible to help in the laundry?
Okay, someone’s coming.
She’s... oh.
With Aesha, like,
I didn’t hear her telling me
that I cannot put it
to the wash.
When every day you’re so,
like, peaceful and happy,
I don’t need this big change.
I really don’t deserve...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
Maybe just rinse it with water
and let it hang dry.
Yeah.
I don’t know what to do
with Magda now,
because I tried the nice thing,
and it didn’t work.
Then I tried the more direct
thing, and that’s not working.
Do I just turn full bitch?
Don’t know.
I have to say you probably
get this all the time...
it’s, like,
so hard not to say it.
Deck, deck, can we just
bring those jet-skis around
so they’re up against fenders?
-Like, what’s the...
-Magnum’s.
Is that it?
Straight into Magnum’s.
Guys on the swim
platform copy that?
-Have you been to New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh!
-That’s...
-South Island...
-Have you been to South Island?
-I lived there.
I’ll go see them.
Did you go to Wanaka?
Dude, hold on,
time out, that’s...
I wanna live there forever.
I know.
Brittini is so distracted
with these guests,
it’s like she hasn’t
interacted with another male
for, like, three years.
She’s toey.
Horny.
That was a really good
talk we did about that,
we have to talk more.
-Get this guy on, and...
-I’ll get...
-I’ll make sure.
-I’ll be up in the bow.
-Woo!
-To the boys.
Yeah.
Fine.
-It does?
-Yeah.
Awesome.
Brittini, can you come down
here for a quick sec, please?
Yeah, copy that, I’m on my way.
-Whoa!
-Oh!
Oh, my God, are you okay?
Yo, can you come down here
for a quick sec, please?
When Benny’s out,
I’ll just give you guys
a rundown of what’s happening.
Cool.
Ah!
So, one of the biggest
things is you’re...
it’s all good to go and
chat to these guests,
they’re definitely approachable
and willing to have fun,
chat to everyone, get
to know everyone.
But don’t drop the ball.
You know, those jet-skis banging
into each other on the aft,
Captain was trying to call you.
Culver and I, we had to
come and fix that up
because you’re up
there doing these ones.
I don’t wanna see
blah, blah, blah.
Meanwhile, someone’s trying to
drag a paddleboard to the water.
Whatever, dude.
I think it might make
the boys uncomfortable,
seeing other men
flirting with me.
They’re obviously attractive.
To have a vibe with me,
it might make them be,
like, oh, wait,
she’s attractive?
Oh, I didn’t notice, you know?
It’s like, oh.
All right, guys, sounds good.
Johny.
He bought and started
a party boat business.
Ah-ha!
Okay, so, family-style
starters, clear.
-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.
Well, the pastas aren’t
family-style, they’re plated.
-The steak’s family-style.
-Roger.
Yeah, you can go down, mate.
Yeah, you look good.
I like this.
All right, so, blazer.
Smoke on, some oregano,
mm, mm, mm, tasty.
Ready to roll.
You can call it, Culver.
Cool, thanks, brother.
You guys going back-to-back
on--
Oh, here’s your dinner guest.
-Ready to go.
-Oh!
Whoa! Here he is!
You guys can take a seat
when you’d like,
if you’re hungry, yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Follow whatever Aesha
says, I don’t know.
-Gentlemen.
-Captain, my Captain.
Can you tell us how you two met?
We worked in Sydney together.
-Same boat?
-Yeah, same.
It was a long time ago.
So, you still would
have been about 45, yeah?
So...
Pasta , roasted red peppers,
eggplant...
this all goes with the bread.
Okay.
I put these all together
with bread, having it, like...
-enjoying it all on bread.
-Okay.
-Yeah, awesome.
-Okay?
-Here, do you want...
-I have one.
Oh, nice.
Got my pesto.
I got my garlic, blender.
Oh.
Would you like
some of these?
I’d love a bit of everything.
If someone can catch a coral
trout tomorrow, I’ll eat it raw.
I think we’ll get something.
Tomato, eggplant,
roasted red pepper.
-All of it.
-All of it?
-Yes, thank you.
-Nice.
What the *bleep*?
We use off their deck...
-I’m so sorry.
-I’m just gonna...
No, it’s not capped.
It’s all meant
to be up there at once.
This is all meant to be up
here at the same time.
She wants to serve
one by one to everyone.
-Yeah, no, it’s not...
-That’s what she’s doing.
That’s why it’s taking so long.
It’s not...
I’m gonna leave it right here
and let it be her thing,
but that’s not meant to
be done like that.
Tonight’s service was supposed
to be all about family-style,
engaging with each other and
enjoying some simple, good food.
Thanks for ----ing
that up, Aesha.
This focaccia’s amazing.
Eggplant’s really good.
I can’t tell you again...
you can’t put stuff on the table
without something
to serve it with.
It is.
There was nothing in them.
The chef gave it to me
to my hands and said
put it on the table like that.
But then how are they
supposed to get them?
Because you can’t poke
your fork into it, you know?
Sure, sure.
Little bit of salt.
Can we... between
the two of you,
can we get some stories tonight?
Like, I’d love to hear
a few, you know...
No!
I want the dirt on Johny.
Really?
Did Johny have relations
with his fellow crewmembers?
Oh!
Did I?
I can’t even remember.
Yeah, good point.
Ryan?
Can you and I chat,
just discuss between each other
how you want the
food to be served?
Because everything goes on me,
and I’m the one...
who’s getting, like sh--
because of that.
It’s antipasto.
The meats are supposed to be
on the table up there,
the fishes,
all those vegetables,
people are helping themselves.
It’s an Italian feast,
it’s meant to be
family and shared.
I know, but she
wants it differently,
-and then I’m the one...
-I can’t do nothing about that.
Here you go.
Mm-hmm.
Magda doesn’t really understand.
She’s really lucky that Aesha
has the patience
that she has for her,
because I can assure you,
she’d be having a worse time
with another chief stew
who’s not afraid to be bitchy.
Jamie, Jamie, Aesha.
Could you please come
to the galley for service?
What is this now?
House-made spaghetti,
basil and arugula pesto.
For me, especially,
like, this food...
like, all those starters,
in my head,
they should have hit
the table at the same time.
Proper service is you never
let guests do their own food.
It’s meant to, like,
engage people and share.
I just feel like
it’s poor service,
especially with Captain
sitting at the table.
It depends on the meal, too.
It’s called team player, love.
All right, these are
good to go.
All right, thank you.
Wow, thank you.
What have we got here?
We’ve got house-made spaghetti
with basil and arugula,
and tomahawk steak.
-Oh! Whoa!
-Wow, thank you.
-Enjoy!
-Thank you!
Sicilian-style dinner,
family, meant to be shared.
It’s my food, I intend for
it to be eaten a certain way,
served a certain way.
That’s been a problem on
this boat since day one.
When Ryan has an opinion,
it’s just not taken by anybody.
She’s just being a bitch.
I guess you can’t educate
some stupid, though.
Mm.
Steak was delicious.
-The pasta, like...
-Yeah.
-There’s a lot of seasoning.
-Yeah, no.
Yeah, there’s a lot of salt.
They had a lot of salt.
I’m gonna be drinking
water all night.
There was too much salt
in that, way too much.
The salt really came through.
I’m sitting at
the dinner table
with a friend of mine
who’s the primary.
This is embarrassing.
I’m gonna be drinking
water all night.
Ryan needs less attitude.
I’m gonna go to bed.
Thank you very much.
Have a good night, Captain.
Couple more things,
and we are out of here.
Good night, Cap.
Thanks, gentlemen,
appreciate it.
Ciao.
Oh, my God, I’m gonna
go fishing.
-I’m gonna go fishing.
-I’m with you.
Yeah.
A good dinner.
I’m ticked off.
I had a chef ready to go, she
just took a job on another boat.
Now I’ve gotta look
for another chef.
With COVID, there’s a pandemic,
there’s quarantine.
This is a sh---fight.
I wanna see a massive change.
I can’t go another four charters
without the wow factor.
Coming up...
Why are we all sitting here?
How y’all doing? My name’s
Keith Stone, and here we go!
Oh, my God, I’m going...
-Go fishing tomorrow.
-I wanna go fishing.
-I’m with you.
-Yeah.
Obviously, go to bed at 1:00 if
the guests go to bed before you.
If they’re up later,
you have to stay up late.
Don’t work too hard.
-No worries.
-But get it done.
Good night, oh. *bleep* me.
-Oh.
-Here he is...
-We wanna go fishing.
-Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
-I’ll get the rods sorted.
-Amazing, thanks, man.
Just make sure all the bars
are clean, pantry is clean.
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s too fast.
Are you on?
Oh, he’s on!
Oh!
-Okay, okay, okay... oh, God.
-Bring it in, bring it in!
Far out.
-You gonna keep it?
-Yeah.
That’s...
Look at it change color.
That’s incredible, isn’t it?
Not right now.
There’s another one there,
look there’s one!
Yes!
*bleep* I didn’t wash that.
They’re alive.
Let’s call it a night.
-Let’s call it a night,
-Yeah, we’ll call it a night.
I’m not gonna do it.
It’ll be fine.
Now I’m gonna go to bed.
Taking care of eight guys
fishing, staying up late...
so late.
And none of that’s on the list.
On his list is, like,
clean, like,
scuppers on the bow,
which it’s just not priority.
Like, it’s not...
I need to sleep.
Oh, there’s their
----ing squid sh--.
-Big man.
-What’s up?
Did you get the stuff
we caught last night?
I got the squid.
We’re gonna do a little bit of
something with that for tonight.
Oh, tonight, all right, cool.
-It’s fresh as it gets.
-Yeah.
Let’s get set up
for spear-fishing.
-Yeah.
-Good morning.
Morning!
Going spear-fishing?
-Yeah.
-Nice.
Good morning.
Have you seen our squid?
-No.
-Caught a squid.
Yeah?
Ryan is cooking our squid.
Perfect.
How is your galley
this morning?
We got a trash can here,
no bags in ’em.
Yeah, I know.
Couple gloves, things like that.
-Piccolo.
-Piccolo, there you go.
I love the name,
it’s my favorite now.
-How was your sleep?
-Deep.
-Deep sleep?
-Deep.
Did you... how was your
job last night?
Yeah, they started
fishing at 1:15.
Oh, fishing last night?
Yeah, they caught squid, though.
Benny’s not pulling his weight.
He has to tend to the guests,
which is fine,
but he also has to get
his tasks done, too.
Gotta manage the both,
that’s your job.
But at this point, every time
I come down on him
he just get angry or
frustrated or emotional.
Can’t be bothered.
They’re just active.
They’ll be more active tonight.
Good morning.
So, can you just help
Tumi with cabins?
-Sure.
-Thank you.
You’re welcome.
-Okay, line’s away.
-Yeah.
Have fun.
-Have you been to...?
-Yeah.
-This is, like...
-Many times.
-The caves and the, like...
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’m here to help you.
-Please can we start the bed?
-Okay, sure.
Can you put that in the water,
just drop it down there now?
My mask and snorkels.
I do a lot of spear-fishing
over in the Philippines,
where I’m living.
I love it, it’s awesome.
For a super yacht charter guest
to actually go spear-fishing
and catch their own food,
that’s a bit of a
chest-banging thing, you know?
Just a matter of pulling this
down and putting it across this.
It’s loaded then.
You have a safety here.
We always go in the water
unloaded and come out unloaded.
You guys got brekky.
Aesha, do you have an
old T-shirt?
I’m gonna write on in some sweet
graffiti "Stripper Man."
I think Keith Stone might
be making an appearance.
You gon’ have to hold
this thing,
because this thing gon’ whip
around like an anaconda.
-All right.
-Watch your face.
We’ll figure it out.
Aesha, Aesha, provision
delivery is here.
Copy.
Okay, guys.
Oh, that’s what I ordered.
Thanks, guys, appreciate it.
Okay, I’m leaving now, guys.
I’ll be in in five minutes.
How many cabins are done?
I did two beds.
Cool.
Yeah.
-How was it?
-Yeah, it was pretty good.
Get some?
-Are they?
-Yeah.
-Hello, darling.
-Hi!
Give that to Cheffy.
-Woo!
-Oh... whoa.
Chef Ryan...
What is it?
I don’t know, they told me
to bring it to you.
Dude, whoever the deckie is,
give it back.
I don’t want fish, bro,
back here,
unless it’s gutted and scaled.
Cap told me to give it to you.
I want my fish brought
back gutted and scaled.
Excuse me.
Where do you want me to put it?
I don’t know.
Can I put it in the freezer
for a second, or...
Yeah, put it in there like
they just throw everything else.
All right.
"Sexy mouth."
Come on in.
We have to just put them
in our van with us...
Come on, Tracie.
I’m just gonna pull my napkins
and napkin rings.
Amazing.
Are we gonna get in our blazers?
Yeah, yeah.
You ready for ’em?
I am, I got an hour
and 48 minutes.
A personal opinion,
seemed a bit odd
the serving of the starters,
you know, the...
Well, see, that was
all screwed up, so...
All those plates were supposed
to be on the table
for everybody to do as
they wanted to do.
Hey, I’m not telling you how
to do your job.
It’s just my opinion, that’s it,
so, leave it at that.
So, I get your opinion,
but that’s what
I’m trying to explain,
is every time I try
to give my opinion on how my
dinner is meant to be served...
-Right.
-I get no say in it.
"This is how
I’m doing my service,
this is how I’m
serving your food."
If I can get servers
that’ll serve the food the way
I want it served, it’ll make
a hell of a lot more sense.
So, I’ll just
say what I say,
and please take it as
constructive criticism.
The pasta was pretty...
it was just pasta
and pesto, really.
Yeah.
I would probably wanna
see some wow factor going.
I mean, I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
I wanna see some wow factor
going.
I mean, I guess that’s why
I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
So, there’s my answer.
Sorry.
Anyway, I got sh-- to do.
-Well, I...
-Good talk, but...
Yeah, I mean...
He’s just not even listening or
caring what I’m trying to say.
I’m there to help him.
I wanna see a success story,
and him having
an attitude back at me,
you’ve crossed the line there.
*bleep* that.
Dude, we gotta blow these up,
because we’re giving them
a double lap dance.
This is a bachelor party.
Culver, Culver, when can
we start the thing?
Can I get, like, five minutes?
Yeah, we wanna do it ASAP.
-Now we’re talking.
-Yeah.
Johny, can you get everyone
up to the sundeck, yeah?
-Yeah.
-All right.
Okay, here, these are
gonna go right
-where that big...
-On the sundeck.
Yes, don’t let the guys
see ’em, though.
Oh, my God.
I got some things
I gotta put on.
-We go to sundeck, right?
-Yes, sundeck.
This is gonna be so good.
Let’s go up on the sundeck.
Let’s go to sundeck.
Ropes and blindfolds
are gonna be involved.
Oh, really?
They’re up on sundeck right now?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Sex show extravaganza.
This is so weird.
I just can’t...
I can’t fathom it.
Why are we all sitting here?
Something’s going on.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
This is what I like to see.
Where’s my buck at...
come on out here.
Yeah!
Come on out here,
get my buck out here... oh!
How y’all doing,
my name’s Keith Stone.
-Yeah!
-Yay!
And I heard we was here on a
bachelor party with a big buck!
Yeah!
Baby, I heard y’all was looking
for an exotic dancer.
Well, that’s great,
because I’m real exotic,
and I love to dance.
So, y’all boys sit back
and hold on tight.
Hey, that ain’t all, now...
come on.
Whoa!
Australian style!
And I got something
special for my buck...
Stacie and Tracie!
Here we come!
I got us a double lap dance
on one of the finest
yachts in the world.
So, you take your girl,
I’m gonna take mine,
and we gonna do our thing!
Oh, yeah.
I’m’ gonna just lay her
down for a second,
and ooh, Keith Stone, baby!
Oh, Jesus... uh, uh.
And here we go!
Oh! oh!
I’m, like, Culver’s got
confidence in his hip thrust,
if you know what I’m saying.
Oh, oh, oh!
Have I thought about it?
Yes.
Yeah!
Of course.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I’m getting red.
Oh, my gracious, Tracie,
oh, she might need a wheelchair
after that one, wow.
Ah!
Come on, come on,
y’all with Keith Stone now.
We goin’ to the VIP.
So good.
Nobody saw anything,
nobody hear anything.
Dinner tonight is a bisque done
with some scampi prawns.
We have tuna tartare with
ahi Amarillo, avocado,
and then roasted king trumpet
mushrooms with a daishi.
Here’s your ----ing wow factor.
-You good?
-Yeah.
I’m just waiting on
them to call so
I can start up the
rest of the dishes.
All right, boys,
it’s gonna be dinnertime soon.
Ah!
Ryan?
I want a wig.
We’re gonna look like
we’re from the circus.
-Cool.
-Awesome.
As a designer and as a friend,
you should unbutton
one more button.
All right, ooh.
Oh, wow!
And so, we got
a little scampi prawn...
-Wow.
-Done with a nice little bisque.
-Good to go.
-Dig in, guys.
So on the money.
Wow, that’s so good.
It is good.
Just gonna go
and give Benny his jobs.
Does he do ’em?
You know what,
we haven’t seen the squid.
I swear to God, if Ryan
doesn’t serve up our squid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there’s gonna be words.
I’m gonna be very disappointed.
There’s gonna be words.
I just wanna eat it.
I’d go have
a quick chat to the chef.
I would go have a
quick chat to the chef.
-Hey, Jase?
-Yeah?
We caught the squid, and
we wanted to eat it.
I’ll go check with the chef.
Let me go and talk to him.
I’ll come...
let me come back up.
All right, thanks, mate.
Did you do anything
with their squid?
Huh?
Did you do anything with his...
No squid yet.
No squid yet.
What about his fish,
did you do that?
-Huh?
-Did you do his fish?
Nope, I have my own plan
going on.
-That fish is...
-But they caught that,
and it would be a nice
little presentation.
I know, I said, this
isn’t for dinner, though.
Mate, just ease down.
Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner...
-Hey.
-and you can talk all you want.
No, no, no, listen, I copped
your bullsh-- downstairs,
I won’t cop it again.
No, I caught your bullsh--
because...
-Excuse me?
-I’m cooking for guests,
and they’re the happiest
they ever did.
I mean, I didn’t ask for
our opinion at the time.
Mate, I’m your captain.
I had a word with you down
there, a nice word to you...
I don’t want your attitude,
and I won’t ----ing
cop it one more second.
I just wanna finish this.
That’s it, and then we can talk.