Batwheels (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Keep Calm and Roll On - full transcript
♪ Bam and Buff and Bibi ♪
♪ Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels ♪
♪ Four-wheeled
fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
Hop in the back!
Keep calm and roll on.
I stole it, I stole it.
I stole the trophy.
I am the all-time champion!
Gotham Knights are
the champions, Harley.
They're the best
team in baseball,
and they want their trophy back.
What? Batman was too busy
cleaning his batarangs?
He had to send in some
backup bat-person.
Later, backup!
Engage auto-control.
Launch seat-a-pult.
Your boss ran away, Jetstah,
but don't think for a
second you're gonna.
Aw! You adorable
little scooter.
Do you come with a
cute little bell?
Scooter? I'm a motorcycle.
Jacks to the max.
Ah!
Poor little scooter.
Didn't see the boo-boo?
Aw, man.
And Harley is a-rounding
third and heading for home.
Whoa!
Yeah, not.
Nice try, backup.
See ya!
Bat-tracer!
Ugh! Oh, man!
Batgirl to Batcomputer.
Gonna need a tow.
I don't know what happened, Moe.
One second, I was about to
catch that all-terrain creep,
and the next, I was
getting my tires blown out.
You can't let him get
to you like that, Bibi.
I know, I know.
But she said I was
just a baby scooter,
and it made me so mad.
Yeah. I don't like it when bullies
say mean stuff to me either.
Right? I just get so salty.
It makes me wanna...
Hey! Watch the chrome.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Sheesh! It's getting so a guy
can't change a tire around here
without taking his hard
drive into his hands.
See? I did it again.
I can't keep losing my
temper like this, Buff.
You just got to
learn to keep calm.
Take a... what do you call it?
Uh, a cold pill.
He means a chill pill.
And he's right.
Lucky for you, I know just
the thing you need to relax.
A spa day!
But BC always says,
spying isn't nice.
Not "spy" day, spa day!
Just leave it to me.
Yeah!
Come here, ducky.
Whoa!
Hold still!
I can't help it, it tickles!
All right, I'm fine.
I'm good.
Batwing was so right.
I feel totally calm now.
Yeah, I bet you can stay calm
no matter what names
you get called.
Welcome to Batwing's
wheels and balance class.
Today, we will learn to
relax by getting in touch
with our inner chakra absorbers.
We will try the upward
facing wheels pose.
Slowly lift your right
side wheels off the ground.
Now...
gently move your steering
wheel back and forth.
Whoa!
Hey! Bibi's doing
a wobbly wheelie.
Whoa! She looks like
a dizzy giraffe.
Yeah, that's really silly.
Buff!
Oh, my zen.
I'm sorry, Bibi.
I didn't mean you were funny.
I meant you're
wobbling looked funny.
Yeah, I bet.
Bibi, I've located Harley Quinn
using the tracer Batgirl
planted on her ATV.
Better go get ready, Bibi.
Roger that.
I just hope I can stay calm.
♪ Take me out To
the ball game ♪
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
♪ Steal me a trophy ♪
♪ And make some cash ♪
♪ Give me all sorts of
Fun things to smash ♪
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yes. I'm here all week.
No, it couldn't be.
Aw, nuts!
How'd she find me?
Bad blinky thing.
You're not getting
away that easy, Harley.
Look at you!
Well, that's new.
Not bad!
Maybe you're not just
a backup after all.
But you could really
use a new ride.
Wait, what?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I'm too close.
Are you all right, Batgirl?
All good. Not sure
about my bike, though.
It's been acting janky all day.
A throttle got stuck back there.
Janky?
I'm not familiar with that
particular malfunction.
Better update your
language files, BC.
On the W.
Hmm. And no sign of Harley.
I'm afraid the tracer on
her ATV has been destroyed.
Maybe I can get eyes
on her from up there.
Just chill for a sec.
"Chill"?
My temperature is not elevated.
I did it again, BC.
I lost my temper and
messed things up.
I just get so mad when
someone calls me names.
That's understandable, Bibi.
But when you feel
yourself getting angry,
just take a deep breath.
And remember to keep
calm and roll on.
That's easy for you to say.
Nobody's mean to you.
Batgirl accused me of having
outdated language files,
and I didn't become angry.
That's true.
So you're saying if Jetstah and
Harley start getting nasty again...
You ignore them and stay
focused on the mission.
- You simply...
- Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
I've got a beat on Harley.
She's headed out of town.
Let's bounce!
You're fast, I'll give you that.
But there's one place that
I can go that you can't.
Off-road!
Oh, you want to
flex? I can flex.
Activate ATV mode.
Got four wheels now, huh?
Big deal!
So did the little red wagon
I had when I was five.
Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
Keep calm and roll on.
Boosters launch!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Awesomesauce!
Here we go.
Not bad...
for a kiddy bike.
Deep breaths.
Keep calm and roll on.
Whoa!
All right!
No, you don't.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Where is it?
Where? Where is it?
Where's my...
Hmm. Wrong bat.
Okay, you got me.
What can I say?
My bike's got power.
Gotham PD are on the way.
Shall we schedule the
Batgirl cycle for maintenance
to address the "janky" issue?
No, my bike is the GOAT.
Is... that a good thing?
It means, she's the
greatest of all time.
Yes!
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Hop in the back ♪
♪ Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels ♪
♪ Four-wheeled
fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
Hop in the back!
Keep calm and roll on.
I stole it, I stole it.
I stole the trophy.
I am the all-time champion!
Gotham Knights are
the champions, Harley.
They're the best
team in baseball,
and they want their trophy back.
What? Batman was too busy
cleaning his batarangs?
He had to send in some
backup bat-person.
Later, backup!
Engage auto-control.
Launch seat-a-pult.
Your boss ran away, Jetstah,
but don't think for a
second you're gonna.
Aw! You adorable
little scooter.
Do you come with a
cute little bell?
Scooter? I'm a motorcycle.
Jacks to the max.
Ah!
Poor little scooter.
Didn't see the boo-boo?
Aw, man.
And Harley is a-rounding
third and heading for home.
Whoa!
Yeah, not.
Nice try, backup.
See ya!
Bat-tracer!
Ugh! Oh, man!
Batgirl to Batcomputer.
Gonna need a tow.
I don't know what happened, Moe.
One second, I was about to
catch that all-terrain creep,
and the next, I was
getting my tires blown out.
You can't let him get
to you like that, Bibi.
I know, I know.
But she said I was
just a baby scooter,
and it made me so mad.
Yeah. I don't like it when bullies
say mean stuff to me either.
Right? I just get so salty.
It makes me wanna...
Hey! Watch the chrome.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Sheesh! It's getting so a guy
can't change a tire around here
without taking his hard
drive into his hands.
See? I did it again.
I can't keep losing my
temper like this, Buff.
You just got to
learn to keep calm.
Take a... what do you call it?
Uh, a cold pill.
He means a chill pill.
And he's right.
Lucky for you, I know just
the thing you need to relax.
A spa day!
But BC always says,
spying isn't nice.
Not "spy" day, spa day!
Just leave it to me.
Yeah!
Come here, ducky.
Whoa!
Hold still!
I can't help it, it tickles!
All right, I'm fine.
I'm good.
Batwing was so right.
I feel totally calm now.
Yeah, I bet you can stay calm
no matter what names
you get called.
Welcome to Batwing's
wheels and balance class.
Today, we will learn to
relax by getting in touch
with our inner chakra absorbers.
We will try the upward
facing wheels pose.
Slowly lift your right
side wheels off the ground.
Now...
gently move your steering
wheel back and forth.
Whoa!
Hey! Bibi's doing
a wobbly wheelie.
Whoa! She looks like
a dizzy giraffe.
Yeah, that's really silly.
Buff!
Oh, my zen.
I'm sorry, Bibi.
I didn't mean you were funny.
I meant you're
wobbling looked funny.
Yeah, I bet.
Bibi, I've located Harley Quinn
using the tracer Batgirl
planted on her ATV.
Better go get ready, Bibi.
Roger that.
I just hope I can stay calm.
♪ Take me out To
the ball game ♪
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
♪ Steal me a trophy ♪
♪ And make some cash ♪
♪ Give me all sorts of
Fun things to smash ♪
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yes. I'm here all week.
No, it couldn't be.
Aw, nuts!
How'd she find me?
Bad blinky thing.
You're not getting
away that easy, Harley.
Look at you!
Well, that's new.
Not bad!
Maybe you're not just
a backup after all.
But you could really
use a new ride.
Wait, what?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I'm too close.
Are you all right, Batgirl?
All good. Not sure
about my bike, though.
It's been acting janky all day.
A throttle got stuck back there.
Janky?
I'm not familiar with that
particular malfunction.
Better update your
language files, BC.
On the W.
Hmm. And no sign of Harley.
I'm afraid the tracer on
her ATV has been destroyed.
Maybe I can get eyes
on her from up there.
Just chill for a sec.
"Chill"?
My temperature is not elevated.
I did it again, BC.
I lost my temper and
messed things up.
I just get so mad when
someone calls me names.
That's understandable, Bibi.
But when you feel
yourself getting angry,
just take a deep breath.
And remember to keep
calm and roll on.
That's easy for you to say.
Nobody's mean to you.
Batgirl accused me of having
outdated language files,
and I didn't become angry.
That's true.
So you're saying if Jetstah and
Harley start getting nasty again...
You ignore them and stay
focused on the mission.
- You simply...
- Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
I've got a beat on Harley.
She's headed out of town.
Let's bounce!
You're fast, I'll give you that.
But there's one place that
I can go that you can't.
Off-road!
Oh, you want to
flex? I can flex.
Activate ATV mode.
Got four wheels now, huh?
Big deal!
So did the little red wagon
I had when I was five.
Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
Keep calm and roll on.
Boosters launch!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Awesomesauce!
Here we go.
Not bad...
for a kiddy bike.
Deep breaths.
Keep calm and roll on.
Whoa!
All right!
No, you don't.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Where is it?
Where? Where is it?
Where's my...
Hmm. Wrong bat.
Okay, you got me.
What can I say?
My bike's got power.
Gotham PD are on the way.
Shall we schedule the
Batgirl cycle for maintenance
to address the "janky" issue?
No, my bike is the GOAT.
Is... that a good thing?
It means, she's the
greatest of all time.
Yes!
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Hop in the back ♪