According to Jim (2001–2009): Season 6, Episode 10 - Separate Ways - full transcript

Jim starts losing it when Dana and her baby spend time at their home and Cheryl suggests he find somewhere else to get some sleep.

(Jim) PREVIOUSLY
ON "ACCORDING TO JIM"...

WE CAME HERE
FOR AN IMPARTIAL OPINION.

CHERYL, TELL RYAN HE'S AN
ASS. OH, RYAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?

I AGREED TO DELIVER A BABY,
JUST LIKE I DO EVERY DAY.

IN AFRICA, WITH ME DAYS AWAY
FROM HAVING HIS CHILD.

QUICK, TURN ON THE NEWS. ANINA
HARPER JUST HAD HER BABY. OH, MY GOD.

OH!
I'M HAPPY TO REPORT

THAT EVERYTHING WENT
ACCORDING TO PLAN,

AND MOTHER AND CHILD ARE DOING VERY WELL. (man)
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR BREAKING NEWS.

CIVIL WAR
HAS ERUPTED IN DJIBOUTI.

APPARENTLY, ACTRESS
ANINA HARPER AND HER BABY



WERE ABLE TO ESCAPE
IN A PRIVATE PLANE,

BUT NOT HER OBSTETRICIAN,
DR. RYAN GIBSON.

I AM EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS
PREGNANT,

AND MY HUSBAND
IS TRAPPED IN A WAR ZONE!

DANA, WHILE RYAN IS AWAY,

I WANT YOU TO MOVE
IN HERE WITH US.

(bell rings)

YES?

I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD
FOR A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

HOW LONG IS THIS NONSENSE
GONNA LAST?

(baby wailing)

(groans)

CHERYL.

UGH. WHAT?



THOSE CATS ARE FIGHTING
IN THE ALLEY AGAIN.

IT'S NOT CATS.
IT'S DANA'S BABY.

RIGHT. TUCKER.

TANNER...

AND HE'S COLICKY.

RIGHT.

(wailing continues)

WHAT'S COLICKY?

NOBODY KNOWS,

BUT IT MEANS HE'S AWAKE
AND SCREAMING.

RIGHT.

I'M ABOUT
TO GET COLICKY.

AAH!
(groans)

(whispers) CHERYL,
I CAN'T GET THE BABY TO SLEEP.

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
GET THE BABY TO WHISPER.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

LET'S GIVE THIS BABY
SOME FOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT HIM
IN A SWING?

THAT'LL CALM HIM DOWN.

WE DON'T HAVE A SWING.

I MEAN AT THE PARK.

(wailing continues)

AAH! WHAT THE...

WHAT THE... WHAT? WHAT?

DADDY,
THE BABY WOKE ME UP.

OH, OKAY.

ARE YOU GETTING ME A PONY
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I'D RIDE IT TO SCHOOL,

AND THEN YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE TO TAKE ME.

WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT A PONY?

AUNT DANA
SAID YOU WANTED TO.

DANA.

(sighs) ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

YOU GO TO SLEEP,

AND I'LL BUY YOU
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I'M NAMING HIM CINNAMON.

GO... TO... SLEEP.

I HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

WHY WOULD WE BE TALKING
ABOUT YOU, RUBY?

I KNOW.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

WELL, WE'LL FINISH
TALKING LATER.

RUBY, WE WERE NOT
TALKING ABOUT YOU.

COME ON. GET UP HERE
AND GO TO SLEEP.

RIGHT NOW.

(sighs)

WHAT?!

COME ON, GUYS.
I'M GONNA MISS MY BUS.

♪♪♪

OH, POOR JIM.
HE'S EXHAUSTED.

YEAH.
GO GET YOUR CAMERA.

I'LL FIND SOMETHING
TO STICK IN HIS MOUTH.

OH.
(Tanner crying)

CATS IN THE ALLEY.
CATS IN THE ALLEY.

HONEY, IT'S 8:00.

YOU GOTTA
GET READY FOR WORK.

RIGHT. WORK...
YEAH.

WHERE I OPERATE
HEAVY MACHINERY.

OH, MY GOD! DANA.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THE SNACK BAR
WAS OPEN SO EARLY.

JIM, SHE'S BREAST-FEEDING.
IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.

OH, GOD MADE BOOBS

TO MAKE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
MORE INTERESTING, NOT FOR THAT.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, TANNER.

MOMMY'S BREASTS
ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS,

UNLESS SHE WANTS A PROMOTION
WHEN SHE GOES BACK TO WORK.

CHERYL, THIS IS
NOT WORKING FOR ME.

HAVING THIS BABY IN THE HOUSE
IS JUST NOT WORKING FOR ME.

I CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP,
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE DIAPERS,

AND WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX FOREVER.
EW!

WE HAD SEX TWO NIGHTS AGO.

TWO NIGHTS AGO? FOREVER!

OH. OH, JEEZ. JIM,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS!

THE BIG DEAL IS
I'M SO TIRED,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M YELLING ABOUT!

HONEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SPEND A NIGHT IN A HOTEL.

YEAH, I'M GONNA SPEND $29.95
TO SLEEP IN A HOTEL.

$29.95?
WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?

THEY'RE OUT THERE, CHERYL.

IF YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC
TO COUPONS, THEY'RE OUT THERE.

HONEY, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

BABIES CRY.
THERE IS NO EASY ANSWER.

(Jim) OH, CHERYL.

♪ SKIDDILY-BOP, SKIDDILY-BOP,
BEEDILY-BOP-BOP ♪

♪ A DOOTEN-DOT, A DOOTEN-DOT,
A DOOTEN-DO-DAH ♪

MORNING ALL, HUH?

WHOA, SISTER BOOB. GROSS.

COME ON, JIM.
I'M FULL OF PEP TODAY.

LET'S JOG.
I AM NOT JOGGING TO WORK.

NO, NO, NO, TO THE CAR.
WORK'S, LIKE, 2 MILES AWAY.

I'M PEPPY, NOT SUICIDAL.

JIM, WHY DON'T YOU STAY
AT ANDY'S TONIGHT?

IF JIM STAYS AT ANDY'S, WE CAN
PUT TANNER'S CRADLE IN MY ROOM.

IT'LL BE EASIER WHEN HE WAKES
UP IN THE NIGHT. (Dana) YEAH.

AND I CAN GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S REST.

OKAY, BUT YOU GOTTA LEAVE
IF I GET A BOOTY CALL

FROM ONE OF M'LADIES.

I'LL TAKE M'CHANCES.

SWITCHING SIDES.

(groans)

RIGHT.
HERE WE ARE, JIM.

HERE WE ARE.

YEP.

HUH? WE GOT THE WHOLE NIGHT
AHEAD OF US. (laughs)

THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE AMOUNT
OF FUN WE CAN HAVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE,
ANDY?

TV.

AS DO I, MY FRIEND,
BUT TONIGHT IS SPECIAL.

LET US PAY A VISIT...

TO THE CABINET
OF AMUSEMENT.

(electrical humming)

HMM. IS IT A LITTLE DIM?

(high-pitched whirring)

WHAT SUITS YOUR FANCY, JIM? OH.

HUH, BOARD GAME? NAY.

NAY, TOO TAME... TOO TAME
FOR A MAN OF YOUR STATURE.

A VIDEO GAME, PERHAPS?

WE HAVE FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER,
REAL-TIME STRATEGY,

FANTASY... BOTH ELF AND ALIEN,

OR WE CAN KICK IT OLD SCHOOL
WITH MY HOMEBOY "FROGGER."

UM, I THINK, UH...

I THINK I LIKE TV.

ARE YOU SURE? HUH?
CHECK THIS OUT.

GIVE ME A C-SHARP.

(humming high note)

(shelf whooshes)

(laughs)

NERF BAZOOKA TAG.

ONLY ONE RULE...

NO MERCY,

BUT TIME-OUTS
FOR BATHROOM BREAKS.

NO, JUST TV AND SILENCE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT?

REALLY? I JUST ASK
FOR WHAT I WANT AND I GET IT,

AND THERE'S NO DISCUSSION?

JIM, WE'RE NOT MARRIED.

I'M NOT CHERYL.

WOULD YOU CARE TO DRIVE?

UH, YES. (laughs)
(laughs)

(TV playing)
WOW. THIS IS GREAT.

YOU KNOW, I THINK THE GAYS
ARE ON TO SOMETHING HERE.

THEY ARE DEFINITELY
LIVING THE DREAM.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, APART FROM
THE WHOLE KISSING GUYS THING.

YEAH, KISSING...

WELL, THIS IS... THIS IS
VERY CIVILIZED LIVING, ANDY.

MM.

YOU KNOW, CHERYL'S
PROBABLY SITTING OVER THERE

THINKING WE'RE ACTING LIKE
APES WHEN IN FACT... BOOBS.

NICE.

♪ BEEDILY-BOP-BOP-BOP-BOP,
DIYA-DOW ♪

♪ BA-LA-LOM, BA-LA-LOM ♪

♪ BEEDILY-BOP-BOP-BOP-BOP,
BAH-DAH-BAH-YOW ♪

♪ BOW BOW ♪

(both harmonizing)
♪ BOW BOW ♪

(both laughing)

AHH, MY SUMMER HOME.

I SEE THE CARETAKER
IS KEEPING IT UP.

(Tanner wailing)

OH! I DON'T WANNA COME BACK.

I DON'T WANNA COME BACK,
ANDY, NOT NOW, NOT YET!

I KNOW. I KNOW.

HEY, YOU CAN STAY
ANOTHER NIGHT AT MY PLACE,

UNLESS ONE OF M'LADIES...
M'LADIES AREN'T COMING OVER!

AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

CHERYL'S NOT GONNA LET ME
STAY AT YOUR PLACE AGAIN.

I KNOW HER.
SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT.

SHE'S GONNA MISS HER MAN.

♪ TIP-TOP, BEEDILY-BOP,
BAH-DAH-BAH-BAH ♪

♪ TIP-TOP, BEEDILY-BOP ♪

HEY. I'LL, UH, I'LL
GET US SOME COFFEE.

HEY, UH, YOU KNOW, DANA'S
FEEDING THE BABY IN THERE.

NAH, I'M FINE.

(Andy) JEEPERS!

IT LOOKS LIKE
A HAIRLESS CAMEL.

SO... GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST
AT ANDY'S?

OH, GREAT.

YEAH. THAT GOOD, HUH?

NO, NOT THAT... I MEAN,
IT WAS REALLY JUST OKAY.

IT WAS, UH, EH, ADEQUATE.
(yawns)

UH-HUH.

HOW ARE THINGS HERE?
FUN.

FUN?
YEAH.

GOOD. YEAH, WE
GAVE TANNER A BATH.

FUN! YEAH, I KNOW. BE NICE
TO HAVE YOU HOME, THOUGH.

OH, I AM SO GLAD TO BE HOME.
OH, YEAH.

UNLESS...

DO YOU THINK YOU NEED
ANOTHER NIGHT?

AT ANDY'S?

UH, I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
DO YOU THINK IT'S BEST?

WELL,
I THINK WHATEVER'S BEST,

YOU KNOW, FOR YOU
AND LITTLE BABY TREXLER.

TANNER.

TANNER.

YEAH, I MEAN, UH, SHE'S
THE IMPORTANT ONE RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, I REALLY AGREE,

BUT SHE'S A BOY.

RIGHT.
(inhales sharply)

WELL, I GUESS
IT'S SETTLED THEN, HUH?

YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH
TO BE APART.

OH, BABY, I KNOW. I KNOW... AW.

BUT IT'S WHAT'S RIGHT
FOR THE FAMILY. YEAH, IT IS.

YEAH, WE'LL MUDDLE THROUGH.
OUR LOVE IS STRONG.

AW. MMM.

MWAH.

♪ DEEDILY-BOP-BOP-BOP,
AY-DEEDILY-DEEDILY ♪

(Madness) ♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE, IT HAS A CROWD ♪

♪ THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING HAPPENING ♪

♪ AND IT'S USUALLY QUITE LOUD ♪

♪ OUR MUM,
SHE'S SO HOUSE PROUD ♪

♪ NOTHING EVER SLOWS HER DOWN ♪

♪ AND A MESS IS NOT ALLOWED ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪
♪ SOMETHING TELLS YOU ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR ♪ ♪ THAT
YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE AWAY FROM IT ♪

♪ FATHER GETS UP LATE FOR WORK ♪

♪ MOTHER HAS TO IRON HIS SHIRT ♪

♪ THEN SHE SENDS
THE KIDS TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ SEES THEM OFF WITH A
SMALL KISS ♪ ♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ SHE'S THE ONE
THEY'RE GOING TO MISS ♪

♪ IN LOTS OF WAYS ♪

♪♪♪

HEY.
HEY.

HOW ARE THE KIDS?
GREAT.

WANT SOME SEX?
YOU BET.

♪ OUR HOUSE,
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET ♪

♪ OUR HOUSE ♪

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR ♪

♪ I REMEMBER WAY BACK THEN,
WHEN EVERYTHING WAS TRUE ♪

♪ AND WHEN WE WOULD HAVE
SUCH A VERY GOOD TIME ♪

♪ SUCH A FINE TIME,
SUCH A HAPPY TIME ♪

♪ AND I REMEMBER HOW WE'D PLAY,
SIMPLY WASTE THE DAY AWAY ♪

♪ THEN WE'D SAY NOTHING
WOULD COME BETWEEN US ♪

(doorbell rings) ♪ SKEE-DEE-BAH-BAH...
BAH-BAH-DAH-DEE-DAH-DAH-DAH-DO-LOO ♪

HEY! HEY. HERE'S YOUR
SHIRT FOR TOMORROW.

OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, HERE.
GIVE THIS TO DANA.

SHE WANTED TO BORROW
ANDY'S NIPPLE CREAM. OH, RIGHT.

SO...
YEAH?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE DOING?
OH, WE'RE GONNA GIVE TANNER A BATH.

WE THINK TONIGHT
MIGHT BE THE NIGHT

HIS UMBILICAL CORD FALLS OFF.
FUN!

I KNOW! DO YOU WANT US
TO SAVE IT FOR YOU?

JUST TAKE A PICTURE.
GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. MWAH.

UH, YOU DON'T MISS ME NOW,
DO YOU?

OH, HONEY. I DON'T MISS YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS YOU
DON'T MISS ME. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

♪ DEE-BAH-DEE-BAH-DEE-BOP ♪

(laughs)

ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
COME ON. LET'S PLAY.

(grunting)

ANDY!

I CAN'T GET
THE CABINET OF AMUSEMENT OPEN.

I CAN'T HELP YOU, JIM.

I'M AFRAID I HAVE PLANS
THIS EVENING.

WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE A PILGRIM?

HAVE YOU BEEN IN A CAVE?
I'M HARRY POTTER...

(British accent)
AND THE LATEST INSTALLMENT

HITS BOOKSTORES TONIGHT.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US?

(British accent)
MAN, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T.

YOU SEE, I'VE HAD SEX
WITH A WOMAN.

(normal voice) MUGGLE.

(normal voice)
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

YEAH. IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
YOU ARE ONE.

ENCABINATION LEVITOSA.

(electrical humming) ALL
RIGHT. I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
ANDY. COME ON. COME ON.

WE CAN PLAY "FROGGER."

MNH.
DO YOUR NERD THING TOMORROW.

I DID NOT SPEND THREE WEEKS
HAND-SEWING THIS COSTUME

TO BE CALLED A NERD.
GOOD DAY, SIR.

ANDY!

I SAID GOOD DAY!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE
WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR.

(sighs)

UHH!

(making whooshing sounds)

(imitates sputtering)

(laughs)

OH, ANDY.

WHAT THE HELL?

OOH. WHAT THE HELL?!

IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING,
MISTER!

JIM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY HOUSE?

OH, MY GOD.
MY FIRST-PERSON SHOOTERS

ARE MIXED WITH
MY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAMES.

WHAT... WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?

OOH. WHAT THE HELL... IS
WRONG WITH YOU?! I DON'T KNOW.

YOU LEFT ME ALONE HERE ALL NIGHT
WITH MY THOUGHTS.

WHA...
USUALLY WHEN THAT HAPPENS,

CHERYL COMES DOWN
AND KICKS THEM OUT FOR ME.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

WHAT... WHAT... WHAT... WHAT
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW. OH.

OKAY. THAT'S IT!
(door opens overhead)

STOP MESSING WITH MY TOYS!
(darts rattling)

(grunts)

STOP THAT!

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

WHY DOESN'T CHERYL MISS ME?

OH.

COME ON!

THIS WHOLE THING IS
ABOUT CHERYL? YEAH!

OH, GREAT, JIM, BUT INSTEAD
OF WALKING ACROSS THE STREET

AND HAVING
A CONVERSATION WITH HER...

(laughs) YOU HAVE DESTROYED
THE PRECIOUS RESULTS

OF A LIFETIME
OF METICULOUS COLLECTING!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I BET THE GAYS ARE MUCH MORE
SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHER.

(sighs)

WHOA.

I DIDN'T EVEN
SEE THAT COM... COMING IN.

DID YOU SEE THAT?
WHAT?

WELL, THERE'S A... THERE'S
A BANNER OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE

THAT SAYS, "I MISS JIM."

REALLY?
NO!

OH! ANDY! ANDY!

GO HOME!
TALK TO YOUR WIFE!

(static)

OH.

(computerized male voice)
TARGET ACQUIRED. HEY.

BEGIN BOMBING RUN. SHH!
SHH! NO BOMBS. NO BOMBS.

(sound of bombs dropping)

CEASE FIRE. CEASE FIRE!

MAYDAY!

(Tanner wailing)

(groans)

(Dana) I HAVE A GUN,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

DANA, IT'S ME, JIM!

I KNOW!

JIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU WOKE THE BABY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING
ABOUT THAT STUPID BABY.

PUT A BOOB IN HIS MOUTH,
AND HE'LL BE FINE.

WELL, HONEY, CAN'T THE SAME
BE SAID OF YOU?

DON'T DISTRACT ME,
CHERYL.

OH.

OUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE,
AND I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

I WON'T GIVE UP
WITHOUT A FIGHT.

WHAT?

I KNOW YOU GOT THE TASTE
OF THE SWEET LIFE WITHOUT ME,

BUT I AM YOUR HUSBAND,

AND YOU'RE GONNA LIVE WITH ME
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

HONEY,
OUR MARRIAGE IS FINE.

BELIEVE ME,
IF THERE WERE A PROBLEM,

I'D SEE IT WAY BEFORE YOU.

HOW WOULD YOU
EVEN KNOW THAT?

WE DON'T EVEN SHARE ANYTHING
ANYMORE TOGETHER.

YOU DON'T EVEN MISS ME!

I MISS YOU.

NO, YOU DON'T.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID.

YOU SAID, "GO OVER TO ANDY'S.
I DON'T CARE.

YOU'RE WORTHLESS TO ME!"

I'M PARAPHRASING.

WELL, I DO MISS YOU.

WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T,

I WAS PRACTICING
RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT.

RELATIONSHIP MA...

YOU MEAN
YOU... YOU... YOU LIED?

RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT.

JIM, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO
COME HOME BECAUSE I MISSED YOU.

I WANTED YOU TO COME HOME
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO.

CHERYL...

I-I TORE APART
ANDY'S HOUSE.

I BROKE
ALL OF HIS TOYS.

ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS,
HUH?

FOR HOURS.

THEY JUST KEPT ROLLIN'
AND ROLLIN' AND ROLLIN'.

BABY, YOU'RE HOME NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ANYMORE.

DID YOU REALLY MISS ME?

I REALLY MISSED YOU.

WHAT DID YOU MISS MOST
ABOUT ME?

YOUR HOT BODY.

YES! AWESOME!

YEP. I HAD TO WEAR SOCKS
AT NIGHT 'CAUSE I COULDN'T TUCK

MY COLD FEET UP
AGAINST YOUR SEXY BUTT.

SEXY BUTT, YEAH.
AWESOME.

(chuckles)

YEAH.
LET'S GO TO BED.

YEAH, ABOUT THAT, UM,

HONEY, DANA'S IN OUR BED.

THAT'S NOT AWESOME.

NO. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

I'M TIRED.

OH, I KNOW, SWEETIE.

I'LL SLEEP LIKE A BABY.

OKAY. GOOD.

I'LL SLEEP LIKE A BABY...

AS LONG
AS YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE...

I'M IN THE HOUSE...

YOU KNOW
I'M IN THE HOUSE...

AND YOU LIKE IT.

I DO. LAY DOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
AHH.

I'M GONNA
TELL DANA TOMORROW

THAT IT'S TIME
FOR HER TO GO HOME.

OH, CHERYL. YOU'RE GONNA KICK
YOUR SISTER OUT OF THE HOUSE?

FOR ME?

I AM.

THAT'S AWESOME.

(chuckles)

DID RYAN GET A FLIGHT HOME
FROM AFRICA?

HE DID.

SO SHE WAS GONNA GO TOMORROW
ANYWAY, RIGHT?

YEAH, SHE WAS.

SO YOU LIED AGAIN?

RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT.

(sighs)

AWESOME.

(Tanner crying)

GOOD NIGHT, TINKER.

(Tanner wailing loudly)

TUCKER. TUCKER.

TUCKER! TREXLER!