Yolki 5 (2016) - full transcript

and our homeland so big,

that it is completely incomprehensible
how it fits there.

CHRISTMAS TREES 5

The whole world wonders how we
do not lose each other in these spaces.

Really, how?

Penguins are very loyal partners.

Look. Penguins are the only
monogamous animals on the planet.

What does "monogamous" mean?

That a penguin boy loves
one penguin girl all his life.

When a female lays an egg,
the male takes care of the egg

and sit on it for as long as necessary,
maintaining a certain temperature.



Clear?
- Yes.

But Borja did not understand
how to stay monogamous,

when there are so many
single penguin girls around ?

How are you? Do you recognize?
- Who is that?

You forgot your charger with me.
- Ah, hello. What charger?

A year ago, Borja similarly forgot about the
charger during a business trip

and the family welcomed the new year to him.

I can't talk right now.
And you know, don't call me again.

Olja filed for divorce
and, as you know -

without whom you accept the new year,
it will pass.

What about Palõt ?? stays by
and performs his fatherly function.

Look what kind of love, you know?
- Ice!

But what if the male cannot be
next to the female at that moment?

Should this suddenly happen,
the penguin baby in the egg will perish.



Let's go to the African hall now.
Immediately from the back door,

there you will see genuine
Indonesian Tibetans.

How Much does a Penguin Cost?
- She's not for sale.

The penguin has yet to give birth today.
- Is there an alternative?

Go to the bird market, there's
another one. If the money lasts.

You look kind of embarrassed.
Did something happen again?

15 tons would still be needed. Until February,
I will pay it all back at once.

Is that so bad?

Boy, where did you get the mangrove act?

Uncle, I accidentally
tore him from the senses.

It's not sensitive, it's eye.
Where do your hands grow, huh?

Go and don't touch anything again.
Poor Prohhor.

Look what it means to live without a father.

If
it was no longer possible to put the eye back on the mangrove work ,

then Borja could be given back to the family
, maybe only the sanitary ward of the Sot ?? veterans' home

Vladimir Oreškin.

Vovake, I miss you.

Because it is the same Vova,
which launched six years ago

six handshake chains to help girlfriend Hide ,

which even reached the President of Russia.

You promised to come earlier today.
Come home already.

Vova wanted to
welcome this new year with Varja,

but she was standing in the way, or rather
another of our old acquaintances: Manja-memm.

Maria Ivanovna, may I
leave a little earlier today ?

You can handle me here, can you?
- Of course I can.

Nor does dying require special effort.

Quieter there,
otherwise my eye will fall out of my head.

What I said!

Maria Ivanovna, your blood pressure
is normal and the cardiogram is fine.

God could call me sooner.
Not a sanatorium, but a torture chamber.

You're running your own gossip again. Your grandson gave
you such a nice fox.

But you sit in the room all the time.
- There are my things.

Happy New Year.
- Every second is here with a reticle.

You could entertain,
get to know someone.

So you're pushing me into a state of sin right now?

Hide, I'll help.
- Thank you.

Your cavalier or?
- Yes.

But there was only
one love in my life . Running here!

How he embraced me!

The heart beat like a rabbit.
Dating, kisses ...

Oh, how happy I was then.

Stop groping!
Leading here ... There is a ward.

I'm sorry.
- But his name was George.

Hot and temperamental cutie!

Eat tangerines.
How many tears I shed.

60 years have passed
and I know nothing about him.

We can look him up.
Using the Internet.

Wow, touch. Cold?

I'm half school.

What internet are you telling me about?
- Vova will help you.

Me or? Of course I help.
- Or he helps ...

Bring your internet here!

Hide, do you really want me
to sit next to this ogara mommy?

Vova, we wanted
to get home earlier today .

And while some
were waiting for the cohabitation to begin,

others feared
it would be over for them soon.

He's not cheating on you.
Where do you get it from?

I have a
whole bunch of evidence against him .

I could open an investigation.

Do you know six definite signs
that a woman is cheating on you?

I don't know and I don't want to know.
- You have to know them from sleep.

It's for a husband like a father.

By the way, also check your Nata ?? at.
- What are you doing? Stop it.

I don't want to go that low.
I believe in my wife.

You know that a man's fidelity
shows his laziness.

You know what women mean?
That long-held fidelity goes sour.

The issue of monogamy seems to
be a serious concern for our people.

Especially for those who are
getting married right away.

Gleb, you sent
spam to the guest seating plan.

Why do you think it was me?

For the third year in a
row, you will drive to Prirazlomnaya.

So. Do you have anyone there?

Prirazlomnaya oil rig

I really didn't have
almost anyone anymore because the letters,

sent by the Kostya , a safety engineer ,

unfortunately did not reach the girl.

Do you always write?
And he doesn't answer you?

Maybe he found someone there?
That's why he doesn't answer.

You have one last chance:
either today or never!

Better today.
- Take action!

Hold on here.

I promise everything will go according to plan.
We will welcome this new year together.

It is a pity, of course, that you had
such a mess with Olja .

Okay, here are ten for you.
The way you get after the tour.

Maybe you'll miss the new year?

The party is taking place here,
Olga will start covering the table at seven o'clock.

My mother is flying from Yakutsk,
my father is coming, full stuff.

We sit right here and the penguin
gives birth before the new year.

You don't have to watch TV,
there's real life here, imagine?

Laks - and the egg!
And Palõt ?? sitting on it to incubate.

I put him a lot ?? name.
- No, enja, I can't.

I have to buy a drone for Borka.
I picked out a model, look.

VM-350. One camera here, another here.

Maybe you're still going,
ask Olga for forgiveness?

He loves you.
- From love to anger is just one step.

So there is
only one step from anger to love .

As realtors say:
let's live a step away.

Don't touch Jan Borissov!

I told you, don't call me again.

Don't call me again!
- Forgive me, I won't.

Borja? Borja! Borjake!
Pojake, tere!

It wasn't for you!
I do business here.

Borja, hello.
How are you?

Dad, are you coming to the
New Year?

Tell me, did your mother ask you to call?
- No, myself, Mom's in the bathroom.

How are you then?
- There was vaccination in kindergarten.

Crying, yes? - No.
They didn't catch up with me.

Good boy.

Tell me, what are you doing?
- Mom made me a New Year's gift.

What gift is this?

Droon.

Which drone?
- VN-325, with two cameras.

Think! Kah, I have a drone or thing!

You know what I'm giving you?
- Anything fiercer than a drone?

A fiercer yes.
- Then tell me, what is it?

Penguin. - Mom,
Dad is giving me a penguin!

Come on, come here. Let's take a small ride.
Come on, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid now ...

Tasa! Stand still!

Commander, I'm moving to the base,
cover me.

Armored, fire!

I'm limited. Tiger is in front,
help! - Along! Download! Fire!

The projectiles are out, what to do, Commander?
- Goodbye, boys. - Let's go!

Let's go!

When you see the earth shaking,
our clan is coming from there!

The battle was short,
but not in their favor. Thank you.

No thanks, Pütt.

Thanks to the bread does not stain.
- I owe you.

Our old acquaintances Skier
and Snowboarder are now tankers.

Somewhere I definitely shifted.
But where? Can't fight ...

Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

When the Snowboarder glided
with alder as a alder ,

then the skier only smeared the ski.
That night was crucial for him.

It was important not to put it in a tree.

Very nice apartment. Do you live here alone?
- No, for two, but in different rooms.

And the walls are thick.
- Very good sound insulation.

I feel that everything is going perfectly today.
The main thing is to justify women's expectations.

I took the jewelry made by my mothers.
Do you want to hang them on a spruce yourself?

But where is the spruce?

Spruce?
- Yes, spruce.

Kur ... Spruce!

Didn't you buy spruces?
So we're a gossip?

Girls.

There are no spruces. I forgot.

I forgot ...
- He forgot it was on the balcony.

Right, Gri ?? a? To the balcony now, to the balcony!

When did you get to buy spruce?
- What spruce, opaque?

So what do we do here?
- I had no other idea.

Where do we get spruce, huh?

Where now? Where?

I'll tell the girls everything.
- Are you talking about everything? Go ahead.

Imagine I'm Katja.
Speak. - Katja ...

Sorry, the spruce was not bought.
- It's all over between us, goodbye!

Wait, Katja!

We need spruces.
- Good. Do you have money?

Who asks, you or Katja?
867 rubles and 50 kopecks.

Very good, let's go.

Understand, spruces are needed!
For a romantic evening. Find money.

A woman and six children are waiting for me at home.
Hello! I already have tibens-tobens.

Do it faster!
- What are you up to?

Who are you hiding from?
I'll find it right away.

Borja! But where is Palõt ?? is?
A lot ??!

A lot ??! I do not understand.

Tell me, Palõt ??,
am I a good person?

No.

Am I doing anything
to be a good person?

No, I'm not doing anything.

I am a person who consists only of
cons, such a dotted line.

But I want to tell you
that a person hopes to live.

As long as a person hopes, he lives.

Borja, where are you?
Hey, Palõt disappeared with you too.

Maybe it went to Africa with
thorns warm?

He's not in Africa.
- Why are you even asking me?

Do you think I could take the penguin with
you without telling you?

?? Enja, let's do this ...
- Did you go stupid?

Why did you take him with you?
- This is very important to me.

The boy was given a drone, you don't understand ...
- I can't.

Why did you take my penguin away?
- Who's a penguin? Loom!

It's a bird. - All right, bird.
But Borja is my son.

I show him the penguin, he strokes him,
falls asleep and we come back.

Enja, it only takes a few hours.
- It's just stupid!

Andrjuhha, can I
take your Cow? - What Cow?

Cow candy.
You don't like them.

No. You are not allowed! Put it back.
- And you still want to be a friend!

I'm already working for two hours,
I'll finish right away ...

Anyway, you'll be home soon, eating there.

And what now?
Don't let me in the station or?

Less people - more oxygen.

We're littering the air.
- Everyone, I'm silent.

You weren't lucky with a friend, Mi ?? a.

Will leave you alone at New Year's Eve.
- And don't give candy either.

Not crazy, Mi ?? a, the goodness boomerang is
coming back to you.

With Cows.
The earth is round.

Astronaut Mikhail Kornijenko
did not know

whether the goodness boomerang returns to
him or not.

But one thing he knew exactly:
this new year he can receive alone,

without friends, wife
and your favorite candy.

The removal is smooth.

Mi ?? a, don't feel bored without us!

What were you talking about the
six characters there ?

An ordinary housewife
suddenly becomes a beauty.

She's always been beautiful to me.
- I know that.

What do you mean? - You know better,
I'm not talking about it.

Suddenly he has changed a lot. Understand?
Walking around, himself kind of ...

Without shop bag, chest in front of rubber.

Bright manicure, bright pedicure.
Does she have a new hairstyle?

Einoh, the chest is not rubbery.
Rather slammed.

Hairstyle, hairstyle ...
What was it like before?

I agree. It's complicated.

Has she started wearing new clothes?
- What's your business?

Do I have to
clean the fish all day now ?

Is something missing?
- Yes, as a fishing rod.

But you see, I found it.
- Are you eating breakfast?

Who's there? - Where?

On the balcony. - On the balcony?

Yes, Nataly, on the balcony.
- On what balcony? - On our balcony.

What are you doing here?

If a woman cheats on you, be happy
that she is cheating on you, not the fatherland.

Say another sign. Well?

Prohibits you from being close.
- Me? Are you kidding?

Einoh, everything will happen.
A person can have a headache.

Tell me, your wife is often tired?
- She's not naked anymore.

But does it occur:

"Hell, I'm so tired.
Let's do it tomorrow, huh?

Or, "Have you gone crazy?
So often not recommended."

But more often than not,
it says that my mouth smells bad.

And this to a close person!
Well, breathe!

What a shameless lie!

Is something missing?
- Can't find it as a hook.

Now it's clear
why you can never fish.

What is this?
- Definitely not as a fishing rod.

What about the balcony? - On the balcony?
- Yes, Nataly, on the balcony.

Andreika, we don't have a balcony!

Maybe help with winter fishing? You freeze
your last brainstorms there .

But you stop
calling me Andreika!

As soon as you
don't call me Natalys anymore .

Lets go eat.
- I have no appetite.

At the same time
, the safety auditor from Chelyabinsk did not know Enjake,

how to inform the Defendant
that this is his last audit.

Health. - Hello.

How was the flight?
- Normally as always.

And why do you shine that way?
- I have an audit!

There.

Are you resting tomorrow?

Throw away tomorrow's crowd to thank the editors .

How do you get it off?
- Can I help? - Get it out of here.

Sorry.

I'm going home in the afternoon to
welcome the New Year.

How so? The audit is
scheduled for two days.

But I have a special reason
and the bosses gave permission.

Exceptionally.

The eighth is the wedding.
Didn't you know?

I accept congratulations.
- Congratulations.

Happy New Year.

Borja, are you there yet?

How does he feel?
I want to see him. - You'll see right away.

What could happen to him?
- Normal. Look.

See? Everything is fine.
Isn't it?

Maybe he's hot. Open the window,
otherwise he will sweat.

Can you suffer a little?
- Calm down. What's wrong with you?

What happened?

Nothing that can still happen to us?
We drive along Fontanka.

I can't see you for some reason.
And everything is upside down.

You're kind of bad to hear.
It's still spread!

They drive along Fontanka.

A lot ??. A lot ??. A lot ??!

Citizen, weren't you hurt?

Have you seen a penguin?
Such a small one? Get lost!

I think he's seriously injured.
You have to go to the hospital!

There he is! Come here, don't be afraid.

Catch him!
Stop! Lots ??, wait!

Woman, help me!
Stop! - Stop!

Stop! Slippery, yes?
Tasa! Still!

Reconcile now ...

I guess he didn't have a clue about the
six handshakes

nor the boomerang of goodness
, and he therefore decided

take the reins in their own hands,
or rather in their wings.

Clean your hands!

Hello. Do you have spruces?
- Is. The last one.

How Much does Spruce Cost?
- You do not believe, but 867 rubles.

I myself ...
- Hurry up!

I'd take that spruce then.
- They were like before you.

They were before, but I
have a mother-in-law and a thousand rubles.

Happy New Year.
- And let it be happy!

I found! But where is the spruce?

No need to stuff money
where it happens!

Hey, man! Hold on!

Hold on, man!
- It's our spruce!

Stop! We were the first to see it!

We are missing without a spruce.
Could you sell it to us?

I could, but don't sell.
- Man!

Man!

Peace. I remembered the car number.
- Very good. But why?

Everything. Nothing is played out with Katja.

I'm going to the monastery. - Do you think
nuns play out?

Where do we get spruce?
- Peace! We are in Perm.

Look around you:
there are spruces in every corner.

What do you suggest?

On 31 December, two
as yet unidentified serial vandals were violent in Perm

symbol of the new year -
spruce trees.

Security cameras captured
two young men

who wore a room
and strange headgear.

There is no logic in the action of spruce trees .

Why did you do that? This is the
first question and now the second:

what do i have to do now

No, I
do not agree to commit a criminal offense .

Stand, armored monster!

Trust me. This is not a criminal
offense. And not even theft.

Everything. Peace, young people. - Unfortunately
, I can't answer your call ...

Hold on to Dad's leg
and go to Mom's. - ?? enja.

How was the flight?
- Very well. - Mom!

I was also
able to bring your favorite saliva happily.

Has she already given birth?
- She's about to give birth, Mom, she's nervous.

So far, go to Africa. Set the table.
Let's do it right away ... Ksju ?? a, I'll be right there.

Why did you take us here?
- Adopt a new year.

But where is the TV?

Don't you know what "Irony of Fate"
ends with? - What then?

With the fact that "Ivan Vasilyevit
changes profession".

Is it a penguin or?

Social
networking is our link today.

We have all
become friends with each other there .

Some have two friends, some 22,
and some a million.

Didn't wait or? This is a surprise.

These weirdos are called bloggers
and it would have been easy for them to ask,

that their millions of followers would help
transport Paluot back to the zoo.

On how many floors?
- Seventeenth.

If in the past we
relied on six handshakes and a goodness boomerang,

then now we know for sure
that one post is enough.

The main thing for the internet to work.

Hell, there's no internet.
- Neither do I. - And there is no spread.

Did we really get stuck?
- And the post didn't go up either.

I can hear you. - Hello.
We got stuck in the elevator.

Jump and don't be afraid.
Wait.

But how long to wait?
My post didn't go up.

It's not over yet.
Wait.

Maria Ovt ?? innikova,
born on August 9, 1935.

Studied at the 40th Youth Workers' School.

Are you
picking on me or not? Strike out everything!

Normal registration procedure.
- Procedure!

Everything has already been processed!

Marja Ivanna,
you want to find your Georg , don't you?

I don't want to miss the apartment.

What are you nervous about?
Normal registration.

You
have watched too much TV.

There is nothing terrible about it.
We are looking for a better avatar for you.

What the hell is this?
- A photo that goes into your account.

Oh, I'm not that twisted.
I have three bolts inside my spine.

You don't have to twist.
I'm taking another picture with my mobile.

No no! At least I'll hit myself with a flower,
or I'll scare the whole net!

Marja Ivanna, it's okay,
you're online now.

See the "looking for friends" button?

Point to the white arrow button
and click the mouse.

Maybe I should
howl like a beaver or bark like a tit? What are you eating?

Marja Ivanna, the thing is,
it's a mouse, take it

and move it.
Do you see a white arrow?

Hover it over the
"looking for friends" button .

Now press the left key.
Great. Now type.

Why am I being scolded like that?

Who placed the stars like that?
As if spit out.

Marja Ivanna, let me print myself.

Search.
- My Go isn't here.

Let's try
to find him among our mutual friends.

Have a familiar face?
- More acquaintances than in the cemetery.

Kae, Tanja Utkina! True,
now she is Bykova.

He exchanged birds for an animal.
- You can rate his photo.

It's not a big deal. Pale face
and eyes like a demon.

Okay, I'll put a heart to him.
Otherwise he will be offended.

But isn't that him?
- Oh, go ?? a!

I told you we could find
your Go. - It's him.

We will send him a message immediately
and you can welcome the new year together.

Write faster!

Go, I've been looking for you for so long.
- Write without errors! I was at school.

Do you remember me I am currently in Sot ?? is.
It's ready.

Not vast juba!

Your message to Go ?? a Borissov
has been sent.

Haven't you seen a penguin here?
- I saw it at the stock exchange.

If I go in that direction, is it there?
- Even if you don't go, it's there.

Haven't you seen a penguin here?
Penguin.

Warm up on the bus, with
glanders. - Is that it? Thank you.

Hello. Where is the penguin?
- There.

It is not easy to find a penguin in St. Petersburg,
but there is a reserve airfield.

Ni ?? ni in Novgorod. Borja's uncle, a
former polar pilot, lives there ,

who at one time brought a
child to the children's zoo.

Yes? Borja? Happy New Year!
- Uncle Grai, to you too.

I lost a penguin in Peter.
- What? Distribution is very bad.

The penguin disappeared, you hear?
- The vodka disappeared?

I said penguin!
That bird that doesn't fly.

Selin? A lot ??? He's still flying.
- A lot of Ksju ?? a gives birth.

Palõt ?? il Ksju ?? a gives birth!
- Kae partisani, don't say a word yourself.

Congratulations. - Borja, don't worry,
I'll let her know.

Before the new year, everyone is calling each other, the
networks are congested,

handshakes don't work and boomers of kindness
fly somehow,

That's why Borja decided to take fate into
her wings ... I mean, into her arms.

I need an alternative.

Is there an alternative? - Go to the bird market,
there's another one.

The bird market? We're looking right now. So...

Ljo ?? ka, brother.
What am I still telling you?

I wish you all went
uphill.

How much? - 10,000.
- Very good.

It wasn't for you.
I sell fish at the bird market.

They have kind eyes
and are silent all the time. - Take it.

10,000 not in our money, but in witches' money.

Ljo ?? a, the main thing, hold on!
- It's not possible. - Why?

There is no word like "noide".
- Ljo ?? a, are you still there?

You would
n't have taken on everything then ,

we would
welcome the new year together in the dungeon.

I'm sorry, my blind little brother is
also in jail.

A month ago, he
accidentally opened with the wrong yors.

I would show him the penguin through the window.

Brother, you say?

Do you love animals? My wife and I
had cats and dogs. But the penguin!

Have you been to a hairdresser?
What good? And so suddenly?

Same. I wanted
to change something about myself .

But why were you silent for two weeks
and now suddenly asked?

Aha, so two weeks already.

Isn't it too bright?
- It's called colorless.

Unfortunately, there is no less bright.

Don't you have something to do?
Then go to the store.

Why? - Because I want to get
a pedicure today

and you want potato salad,
but no mayonnaise.

No need to force me to
read, calmly read through the newspaper

and then I leave.
It won't take long.

On the way, you read to the end.

Andrei, I'm sorry.

You haven't left yet?
- No, I decided to shave.

Video of an
orphan penguin walking around St. Petersburg

alarmed both city dwellers
and animal rights activists.

Videos of the penguin published online
have become complete hits

and have been viewed
more than ten million times.

Witnesses to the Emperor Penguin movements
are happy to share their impressions.

Look like that and that's how it went.

Where did you see him? - What do you mean?
On the Internet like everyone else.

St. Petersburg law enforcement
has not lost a penguin

received no notifications,

but an online campaign
to find a penguin owner began .

Emperor penguin walking around the city

is seen both in the center of St. Petersburg
and in sleeping areas.

He was seen here this morning
and the people have not yet dispersed.

Tell me, what did you see?
- I didn't understand if it was a bird

or a dog ran past.
Incomprehensible stuff.

I am very outraged
and we must catch him.

My kids play here.

See how cool he is!
I think a very cute creature.

You can see what traces he left.
- That's where he runs!

Our show will
watch the adventures of Antarctic birds together with all of Russia .

Should I bring mustard or ketchup?
- Mayonnaise.

I'll make you a list
so you don't forget anything.

You may like it here,
but I'm trying to get out of here.

Girls and a deck waiting for me.
- What are you doing?

Is there a screwdriver or a nail file?
- Is.

Do you chew your nails or do you?

Is this still a good idea? - It's a
super idea. Today's best.

This your internet is pure stupidity.
There are only captured pictures!

Vafai everywhere, all kinds of waves
bake us like a goose in the oven.

And no sense,
no one can be found!

Marja Ivanna,
we just have to wait.

Your George is definitely looking for you,
because you're already online.

Do you want me to show you the fragments so far?
- Drugs or not?

Okay, guugal, but who's fiercer?
Snowboarder or skier?

Lack of motive in spruce extremists
and their pathological misfortune ...

He was kidnapped
in front of a Lenin Street shopping center.

It's close here.
Start the engine, we'll stop right away.

Well, how are you?
- No way. She has a wedding.

Nor are these funerals
postponed.

What do you mean?

If he finds a violation,
he must stay here.

Life masks - one.
Fire extinguishers - two,

evacuation plans - three.

And the door. Where does he go from the submarine?
- Exactly, the door!

Where's the other fire extinguisher?
- Let's go.

And what is it here?
- What? - This here.

Let's turn the other way around.
Right away ... Look at that.

Defendant. What does it mean?
- Not working or?

After all, there is a lack of pressure.

You see how bad we all have here.
You have to stay tomorrow

and take another tour.
- Jajah.

Defendant, I'm flying away
as planned.

All deficiencies
will be recorded in the report.

A rebuke awaits you, but a
groom for me . - I love you.

Not in the sense that
I fell in love with you right now.

I loved you last year
and over the past year.

And over-over-the-past ...
Already at the institute.

I just didn't have the courage
to tell you that.

Maybe you stay and we ...

Let's celebrate the new year together.
And the next also ...

I want to get married, I want
kids too ... Two.

Defendant.

Forgive me, I said something stupid.
I am going. Andesta. Andesta.

Here's the air traffic control center.

How are you feeling,
Mikhail Borissov ???

There is no way to find the candy.
- A cow's candy or not?

Yes, they are. He ate all the candy
and flew away.

Hello? - Borja, why do
n't you answer the calls ? What are your plans again?

Where do you get a penguin?
Don't think to lie to my son!

She is my child too.

Don't argue with a woman,
even GPS agrees with her.

Will you two
welcome the new year?

Hello! - None of your business.

Why did you show up?
They were gone for half a year.

What do you mean? I walked behind the door,
but you weren't home.

Do you believe in yourself?
- Please stop here.

Borja, look who I brought you!

Good!

Find him.

All over the couch!

Is not.

You see where he is.

Dad, this is the best gift in the world.
I will remember it forever.

I even remember it
when I was 30 years old.

Are you crazy?
Where did you get it?

I bought.

I can't get Borka.
Doesn't he happen to be with you? - Is.

Tell her she started giving birth.
- Who?

Ksju gives birth, but she understands.
- Borja, someone's having you there.

No, Borja is not involved.
No, he's involved ...

In short, my
mother penguin gives birth here ,

but he stole the father penguin.

But the male must sit on the egg.
If the temperature ...

Borja, what's up with you?
Was the breakup of our family not enough?

What's the point?
- Take him back.

At least pity the penguin.

Dad, I could
play with him enough , take him home.

Look! Man, sell the spruce.

Spruce or? How much money do you have?
- Immediately ...

867 rubles. And we have
behaved well. All year.

Okay. I like you.

Give your 867 rubles here.
- Thank you. - Hold tight.

Are you real
Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

What people are going around today!
- Don't go, run!

Kanguta! No, to me!

Attention!
Get your hands off the spruce!

Yes, I'm talking to you.
Look like that.

Hey, I didn't understand.

Do you want to
close in a month before the new year ?

You are a bastard, Korovin, you turned yourself
up and you took me to the bottom.

What are you doing?

Always keep an eye on your wife
when she is smart.

But if you're stupid,
watch even more carefully.

Wow, admire! Gave me a
shopping list.

Mileage.
He considers me an idiot.

Here is the mayonnaise too!

I installed three bedbugs for him,

positioning device
and eight cameras.

But where is the picture?
- Payment didn't go through, holidays.

Look no further. I'm writing it for a site
under a fake account. Let's talk here.

Arnold Tjolkin? - Arnold.
They are crazy about foreigners.

Korovin, how do you know the targeted vulgarities?
- Not me. This is Arnold.

But yours is like silica.
- We've broken worse.

Loyalty is a matter of conscience
and cheating time.

Have you completely turned around?
If you could see me by the side.

Hey, but could this Arnold
write mine? - What?

Could your Arnold
write mine?

What are you whispering about? He can't hear.

You get to know a friend in trouble
and a woman online. Here you go.

And remember, you only have
one chance to run out of fish on the hook.

If you are impatient and pull
too early, you are out of the catch!

First you have to feed the place: you
throw a joke or a compliment

and as soon as you see the circles on the water,
it's time to throw the worm in.

Happy New Year, Nataly!

Let go, you see.

Lord, what do I do?

I'm a professor.
What hooks and worms?

Look!
He answers!

You too, Arnold!

There is still a trap!
- Calling your loved one.

I'll get you, Andrju ?? a, hook!

What are you wearing right now?

No, he likes smart men.

Plumbing? What an idiot I am!
If banal stuff.

Oh, are you a foreigner?

I guess it went fishing.
Kae, how hungry the fish!

Are you married
- But you?

The circles are already running ...
- The pipe started to drip!

We have a liberal relationship.

Everything, help with angling!

Aren't you ashamed?

It's time to finish the repair.

That's how a man will soon get lost!

Andrjuhha, I have always thought
that my wife is my main victory.

But it turned out that he was
just a baton.

Tell me, but honestly, do you think
all women cheat?

Only married women.

Get rid of the gun
and drive up the UAZ stairs. Cuckoo!

I can forgive cheating,
no problem.

But an insult never!

Comrade Captain, what weapon
and UAZ are you talking about?

You have a day off today, but
another gnawing was held there .

Gun left! UAZ front door in front!

We're going to the plumber.
- What plumber? What about glanders?

Wait! - What's wrong?
- Wait. Please control yourself.

Remember,
you are in an affective state.

Drive!

Tatjana Bõkova is calling.

Where to click here?

I do, are you?
- Tanja! Hello?

Tanja, is that you?
- IM at work.

Do you hear me?
- I work as an elevator worker.

How are you, Ma? A?
- Gradually. I am learning to use the internet.

Don't even talk, it's still an invention!

I also service the elevators through a computer.

Do we still have to sit in the elevator for a long time?
- Wait, the application is in progress.

Get us out of here.
- Jan, shut up!

By the way, we are popular
bloggers. - Who are you there?

Some curlers.
You're in trouble with your curls.

As for you now, bloggers are the ones
who have a lot of friends.

Who?
- Friends. Only that online.

Maybe they have a lot of friends on the Internet,

but they
can't get out of the elevator without my help .

But we have
no friends with you anymore.

Now Lyudka Titova has also
left. And I'm Salova.

But do you remember your cavalier
who jogged in the tail during school?

Of course, go to Borissov.
How is he doing? - Also dead.

A year ago added as a friend,

but now he hasn't
contacted for a year . Ma ?? a. Ma ?? a!

What about you? Ma ?? a!

Do you have a work order for
flammable work?

This is spruce,
Konstantin Petrovit ??

Clear. Yuri, I'll give you a
stop card for working without a job.

The snowflake asked, Kostya.
- We have a dangerous industrial site,

thousand tons of oil.

Just one spark and you know
what kind of fireworks are going on here?

By the way, take it by heart, the
working day is not over yet.

What spark? These are light emitting diodes.

Defendant, wait!

Did he tell you?

Yes, flying away today.
- What do you mean?

Shall I lock him up or?
Accompanied by Kremlin bells?

So what do we do now?

Normal!
- Defendant, but that's an idea.

Hello. - Hello. I'm done, I
want to get out of here, to the helicopter.

Do you prefer the simpler
or shorter route? - Shorter.

Initially, you go straight.
Floor down,

then turn right twice
and left once.

Going through the tambour, you reach the stairwell
and go up two floors.

There you move along the
induction corridor.

22-462, why don't you already fly?

We have an emergency, the
auditor has not arrived.

What happened?
- No Komarova.

Attention all staff!
Here's the platform master.

Auditor Jevgenia Komarova
has not appeared at the meeting place.

It was so hard for me to give birth to you.
He has to breathe.

You have to breathe.
Breathe with me.

Deeper, enja.
Not you, but the bird.

The main thing, weigh
and press onto the pelvis.

Mom, go now, everything's fine.
They are already driving and will be there immediately.

Who's chasing there like that?
A lot ?? runs towards us.

I put a shot in the snow.

Dad, why did you put the bottle in
there like in bowling?

Put it in the snow.
- There, yes?

And we weigh!

Oh, I started to feel around.

Let go, Mom.
Suffer a little more.

And what do we do now?
It must not be so.

Hold.

Go for it!

?? enja. ?? Enjake,
forgive me, it was mine ...

If you had written a year ago,
everything would have been different.

I've written to you for a year.

Gleb, have you
deleted messages from my inbox ?

Where do you think it was me?

I thought maybe again ... by accident.

Maybe I accidentally deleted it.
- Why did you do that?

Hey, the internet writes about
monogamy.

What do these penguins touch here?

They are the
most loyal animals on our planet .

They also come back
when they are separated by an endless snow desert.

?? enja. ?? enja.

The helicopter got a landing
permit , so please hurry.

Unless you want to
welcome the new year with us.

Neiu!

Maid, you're holding us.

Coming.

It hurts, yes? I have to suffer,
they're right here.

Your Palõt will be there soon ?? back
and sitting on the egg.

Everyone, come now.

Tasa-tasa!
Wait ... Wait a minute.

Why don't you stay on your lap? Wait!

I said I would arrive on time.
- Thank God.

So, Palõt ??, take your ...

What the fuck are you, the egg cools down!

Don't understand ... A
lot, what's wrong with you?

Leave. Stop eating.
Go and sit on the egg.

Are you a father or who?

I can't ... A lot ??, have you
had a concussion or?

But maybe the bitch has cheated on her
and she just doesn't want to sit on the egg?

There are no other penguins here.

Maybe the female has
hung a wing with some seals?

They're monogamous,
you know? Exclusive lovers.

No need to talk like that!

Why do you decide for him?
Maybe he doesn't want responsibility?

Haven't you thought about that?

Why did you
hang all the tasks on a man's neck?

Let the penguins be alone.
However, they clear everything themselves.

Isn't that a lot ???

Hey, I can
calmly explain everything to you .

Please just listen to me.
Why do you think this is not a lot ???

?? enja, I have to tell you something ...

Where is my penguin?
- I lost him, enja.

All of you go ... to Africa!

Enja, wait,
I'm warming it myself.

Immediately ... Immediately ...

Tasa-tasa.
Come here.

I'll warm you up right away.

Dad came. Don't just be afraid.

Do not be afraid.

We will always stay together, we
will not quarrel with my mother.

We will always stay together
because we love you.

We love you
because we are one family.

We are one family.
Is that so?

Look. Look!

I tell you,
put the egg back in the nest!

I repeat again:
put the egg back in the nest!

Goodbye forever!
Your loving man.

We single tree with two different crowns,
branches tangled, roots in the ground.

We single tree two different crowns, the
saw pain both do.

Your man.

But if you can't find shelter -
you're still feeling sorry for yourself.

But if I can't find shelter -
I'm on a cold, dark road.

All that remains is to hope for a meeting,
don't forget me, my dear.

We can only hope for a meeting then,
now we are both back.

But if I ever disappear at all,
how much more?

What if I ever disappear
and disappear into space?

Then I pray to heaven
that you will not forget the earthly.

Then I pray to heaven
that you will be healthy again.

I don't leave the darling,

don't leave your loved one

they shall not depart from their loved one
;

Well, hero, it's all together.

Defendant, you were a backup to him.

What do you mean?
- She doesn't deserve you.

Were you stupid? - He didn't know.
You see, he didn't know!

There is no parting with the more expensive,
maybe you are separating the land.

I need to go back!

I have to go back.
- What do you mean?

Believe me, this is very important!
I'm a safety auditor.

The instruction does not prescribe.

After landing, you'll be contacted,
but they'll all fix it.

It is very much needed, right now.
- Please sit down!

Marja Ivanna, don't despair.
It will go out.

What are you here for?
Go home already. To your cavalier.

Manja-memm. - Manja-memm ...
Am I your relative?

But what do you have coming?
- What? - New Year!

Maria, honey!
He didn't hope to find you anymore.

Can we meet today?
- Ice!

There would be a spread, we would put a common picture on the internet
and we would be saved immediately.

Why
does nothing ever work in these stupid elevators ?

But let's pick someone up,

the elevator is immediately lighter
and can move.

At least I suggest something.

People, I guess I got hit.
We're not in this elevator like that.

We got stuck on the 16th floor in 2016
and can't move until the new year.

Maybe it's a sign?

Hello? Good news.

Thank God, this horror is over.
We escaped with a slight startle.

I suggest:
we all forget like a bad dream

and we celebrate New Year together.
How? I'm waiting for you. Impatient.

"Korovina said your friend
smashed a plumbing pot with his head

and drowned the
neighbors over the two lower floors.

Besides, he has
disappeared in hysteria because of a service weapon .

Take it out of
our apartment immediately .

PS I went to the store,
you forgot to buy mayonnaise. "

What are we guilty of?

We must
acknowledge our bad deeds ,

then we will be let go.

Okay, I'm editing my photos.
- Me too.

I'm threatening to throw.
From goose accounts.

But I put spots on my photos myself.
- It's over the border!

But I didn't make a
post about the penguin . - Which penguin?

The penguin is walking around Peter,
no one can take him home.

But she has a wife who is giving birth.

Some of my followers could
have helped.

Then why were you silent before?
Hold on, I'll start the elevator.

Help, this is a lot ?? ...

“Help, this is Palõt ??, a
zoo penguin.

His wife is giving birth today.
Move a lot ?? Tavrit ?? for the Middle Ages. "

Tavrit eskaja street!

Who's helping him here? Everything is on your
nose, you can't see the surroundings.

The new year is at the door. In an emergency, of
course, people rush to the rescue

but you still have to go your own way.
And if you love, you will get it.

What happened?
- No flight. Storm warning.

Too bad. - What?

Did not reach the groom.

How did it not end up then?
Arrived.

Manja-memm,
I have a surprise for you.

Maria, my beauty!
- Who are you?

What do you mean? Go ?? a.

Hide, are there dentures in the mouth?
- Yes.

So where did you
hang out for so long , Go ?? a?

I'm attacking the base, cover me!

I'll get you! The enemy runs, the
earth trembles!

Our clan coming from there!

Wait. Polar bear?

Honeycomb?

Listen, this is a comrade-in-arms.
- Such a nickname or?

What a nickname. That's what I thought,
somehow familiar voices.

You helped me out completely at the time.
I am now a hero in the eyes of my son.

Thank you. Thank you.
- But thank you alone does not feed.

Okay, what to do with you?

Girls, you don't believe, but on the balcony ...

Katja?
- Rebaseplika?

Caution!
Start shooting now!

No, no, I'm taking water.

Are you saying anything? - No, you better.
I have already said enough today.

My dear wives. Ladies.

In the right new year, we will start
to trust each other more.

Very well said!

Congratulations to you!

Strong jaws or paws do not help to find each other in these endless fields

and not even spots,
but a simple gut.

Space station, answer the
air traffic control center.

Hello, What? It's me. Hello.
- How did you find me?

The boys called me to the
air traffic control center.

Your Andrei asked you to tell me
that the goodness boomerang was back.

Under the 127th panel, a surprise awaits you.

You amaze me, go or fool me!
How do you know all this?

It was said. But look already!

Happy New Year, honey!
- Happy New Year, Mi ?? a!

Andrei collected them throughout the flight.

He knew
you were out of the mood without the Cow Candy.

You're really good down there in the center.
- Happy New Year!

Sunshine, I love you,
thank you.

How Much ?? lost today,
he just walked,

he didn't know the way, he couldn't ask
because he couldn't talk.

But he continued on his way and got to
where he was needed most.

But I know the way
and I can talk.

Happiness is

if you've lost someone
and then suddenly you find it.

Why are you so sad?
Happy New Year! Everything is alright.

Translated by Aivar Ostrak