William & Kate (2011) - full transcript

Ready? All right.
Let's go.

Come on, guys.

St. Andrews is
such a beautiful place.

I'm so happy for you.

A little jealous, actually.
I wish I could go with you.

That wouldn't
be awkward at all.

[chuckles]
Right.

I can't believe
you're all grown up.

I want you to know
I'm very proud of you.

Thanks, Dad.

This is the kind of thing



your mother would've
wanted for you--

the typical
college experience

without the cameras
and the attention.

I'm really
looking forward to it.

It's certainly more
than I ever had.

I didn't even think
to ask for it.

Of course, I didn't have
your powers of persuasion.

Are you saying
I'm stubborn?

When you were a little boy,

you insisted you could fly.

Jumped off tabletops
and chairs.

Drove your mother and me
crazy.

I remember.

I think you're going to
have a great time here.



So far away
from everything.

No one expects anything
in public from me here.

I can just be myself
and blend in.
Right.

Just study hard and have fun.

Uh, within reason.

I will, Dad.

From today,

you're like
an ordinary student

starting his first day
at university.

[crowd cheering, whistling]

William!

I love you!

[Reporter #1]
Prince William starts

his university life
at St. Andrews,

the oldest university
in Scotland.

The Queen has
close ties to Scotland

and is said to--

[Reporter #2] He's the first member

of the Royal Family

to attend a university outside of England.

This in itself is a brave--

[Reporter #3]
...has been fitted

with bulletproof windows,
a reinforced steel door.

Every student on campus signed
a confidentiality contract

agreeing not to speak--

[Reporter #4] After spending his gap year in Chile

building homes for the underprivileged,

Prince William starts his university life

at St. Andrews, the oldest university--

[Reporter #5]
...promises that every
precaution will be taken

to assure that Prince William
will be free

to enjoy university life

without the constant
scrutiny of the media.

[laughter, chatter]

[knock on door]

Come in.

Welcome, my lord.

I see you have
received my CV.

It's not much,
but it's all mine.

Yes. I don't understand.

Sir, I'm applying
for the position
as your wingman.

My wingman?

Your wingman.
Your copilot.

First mate.

I come bearing
liquid bribes.

Name's Ian Musgrove,
Your Royal Highness.

I live right next door,
one wall away.

I'm at your beck and call,
day or night,

drunk or sober.

If you ever have
too many girls in your room
and need help,

I'm your man.

I'm William. There's no need
to be so formal.

Why do I need a wingman?

Come with me.
Come on.

Every girl on campus
is dying to meet you.

In other words,
you're a sure thing.

And since you can't possibly
go out with all of them,

I am here to be your--

Wingman.

Exactly.

That's Heather Warren Phillips,
first-year from London.

Heather enjoys
long walks on the beach

and traveling
to exotic places.

Proceed with caution.

There's Liz from Skye.

She's studious but sexy.

That is
Emily Benett Covington.

Creative writing student.

Raised in the country.

She seems very nice.

Elusive but nice.

Everyone's going downstairs
to take a look
at Prince William.

Oh, I've already seen him.
I think I'm just gonna
take a shower.

Was it thrilling?
Did you faint?

Um, I managed
to stay on my feet.

I heard there's girls
who came here

just to meet
and marry him.

How optimistic.

Or how pathetic.

And unrealistic.

There's a very specific
kind of girl

the prince
is going to marry.

Very few girls meet
all of the qualifications.

Which are?

Money, intelligence,
and beauty are a given.

But you'll also have to have
the appropriate pedigree.

Well, I just want
to take a look at him,

not take vows with him.

It's just the truth.

Royals only marry royals.

I've known
Prince William--

Will--
since we were little.

I've attended his birthday
parties for years.

He's just a guy.

Right. He's just a guy

who happens to be handsome,

sexy, rich,

and the future King of England.

[mouthing words]

[laughing]

[chattering, whispering]

Quiet, please.
Quiet, please!

Good morning.
Good morning.

I see we are standing room
only this semester.

I can only assume it is due

to my incredibly riveting
teaching style.

[laughter]

This is Introduction

to the Great Masters
of the 19th Century.

You will be put
into groups of four,

and each group
will be responsible

for presenting
a comprehensive look

at one artist.

Some of you may have relatives

whose portraits were painted

by one of these
well-known masters.

[laughter]

[Men chattering]

William, over here.

This is Mark Sanders.
[William]
Hi, Mark.

Hello.

And Simon Cornwall.
Hello, Simon.

Derek Rodgers
you already know from Eton.

Hello, old boy.
How are you?
Hello, mate.

How are you?
Good.

You've put on weight.

[William]
Well, yeah.

Hey, William, does this
happen everywhere you go?

Usually. They'll get bored
of me after about a week.

God, I hope not.
I love being the center
of attention.

You do know it's not you
that they're looking at?

Allow me the delusion.

So, Wills, what clubs
are you gonna join?

I think water polo for now.

Great idea.
We can be co-captains.

Let's sign up today.
Really? You?

You're gonna get up at
the crack of dawn for practice?

Absolutely.

Yeah. In theory, yes.

Yeah, in reality, no,
it's never gonna happen.
[laughter]

[scoffs]
Don't even bother.

Excuse me.
I'm gonna grab a new fork.

One of our housemates at Eton
sold photos

and personal information
on Wills to the tabloids.

It was a huge scandal
at the time.

I remember that.
That was awful.

Yeah, and between us,
he's still really paranoid
about it.

Really?

I want you to know
that you can trust us.

We have your back,
and we will never sell

information
or pictures of you.

Thank you.

Sorry. I just--

It must be difficult
not knowing whom you can trust.

When I meet someone new
who I'm not sure about,

I tell them some lie
about myself. Nothing huge,

but something
crazy enough so it'd be
fodder for the tabloids.

If they're particularly dodgy,
I tell them a really big lie.

And then if it turns up
in the tabloids,

I know who gave it to them.

That's clever.
Yeah.

By the way, my best friend
is a mouse named Theo.

So I guess we should choose
an artist to focus on

and then meet and discuss
how to proceed from there?

Right. No-- Yeah,
that's an excellent idea.

Yeah.

So maybe we should
exchange numbers.

Yeah, that's-- No,
I already have everyone's
e-mail address,

so I'll just send everyone
a preliminary study schedule.

Oh. All right.

Yeah.

If, uh--
Bye.

So who's
your favorite artist?

I like Monet and Cézanne.

I love the way
they play with light.

Kate Middleton.

William Wales.

Yes, I know who you are.

Everyone knows
who you are.

In fact,
you're very popular.

It's not me they like.

It's the idea of me
they like.

Must be very weird.

You have no idea.

What?

Sorry, but I just
saved your life.

Really?
Yes.

Um, see those initials?

They stand for
Patrick Hamilton.

Who is?

Who was a martyr

who was burned at the stake
in the 1600s.

Legend has it that if a student
steps on the stone,

they will fail their degree.

The only way to lift the curse

is to take a May Day dip
in the North Sea.

Thank God you were here.
Mm-hmm.

Kate!

I have to go.

[clears throat]

Hi, darling.

He's in your class?
Yes.

We have
an art project together.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

What's he like?

He seems pretty normal.
[scoffs]

The whole family's bonkers.

Give it time.

[no audible dialogue]

Why do they stare
at him like that?

Who?

William.

They're curious.

They want to see
what he's gonna do next.

Maybe he'll drop his drawers
and give us a royal moon.

[laughter]

Uh, we should be so lucky.

Leave him alone.

[bell tolling]

[chattering]

Don't worry about it--
Hi.
Hi.

Hi.

I'll see you at library.
Yeah. All right.

You weren't in class
the last two days.
Were you ill?

No.

Oh.

Chile.

I spent my gap year there
in the Raleigh program.

Me, too. We must've
just missed each other.

The kids were fantastic.

I know. Right?
Yeah.

Those are all the places
I'd like to visit.
You love to travel.

Oh, I love going new places
and seeing how everyone lives.

All right.
I better go to class.

Olivia's waiting.

When you missed class,
what were you doing?

Just having a lie-in
or watching telly?

No. I had to attend
a state dinner
with my grandmother.

Oh, right.

Yeah. Um, I'm gonna go.

But I'll see you in class.

♪♪ [violin]

Well, they make
a handsome couple,
don't they?

Princess Emily.

We can all say
we knew her when.

Blast.
She's not his type.

Why, because she's not royalty
or because she's not you?

She's a lovely girl,
but it's only temporary.

I just don't see Wills
bringing her home
to meet the queen.

Well, certainly not
in those jeans, anyway.

No, Margaret's right.
Come on.

A prince does not get
serious about a commoner.
You never know.

Would you take me home
to meet the queen?

If my grandmother
were the queen,

I would definitely
take you home to meet her.

You know, in fact,
I think I'd bring her here
to meet you.

Aw. Thank you.

[blows raspberry]
Oh, stop it.

Wills!

Hi.

[chattering]

[laughter]

The colors are vibrant
and express emotions

typically associated
with the life of sunflowers.

The bright yellows
of the full bloom

to the dark, arid browns
of wilting and death.

Every stage
in the life of a sunflower

is expressed here
in this one composition.

Notice the short strokes
of yellow hues

that blend the edges
of each new shape,

and see how the shadows
are created

without pinpointing
where the light is coming from.

Bye, guys. Bye.
Take it easy, guys.

[sighs]
We're done.

We should celebrate.

We still have three more
exams to study for.

Right. We'll put a pin
in the celebrations.

By the way, you've developed
quite a reputation.

Really?

Mm-hmm. According
to the Daily Mail,

you're a bit dull and aloof.

Am I?
[clears throat]

"Prince William has not yet
joined any of the social clubs
at St. Andrews

and is rarely seen around town
at the pubs."

Well, that's not so bad.

The title of the article
was "William the Dull."

I'm not a big fan
of the tabloids.

Why? They seem to care
so much about you.

Well, if I go out to the pub,
I'm wild and wicked.

Then they're filled
with moral outrage.

If I stay home and study,
then I'm dull and boring.

Well, who cares
what they think?

Just ignore them
and live your life.

They only
print rubbish anyway.

Right. Well,

people see it printed,
then they think it's the truth.

Really? Okay.

Because there is an article
in here somewhere

that says a man ate
60 cricket balls for a dare.

Do you think that people
believe that?

Of course.
That's clearly true.

Right.

One more week.
Then we get to go home.

Don't you like it here?

St. Andrews?
Mm-hmm.

It's beautiful.

I just thought I'd enjoy
being isolated.

But I miss the city
and being close to my friends.

Well,
why don't you transfer?

If I don't come back,

people will think
I've failed.

It doesn't matter
what they think.

It's your life.

I'm starving. Let's go.

Olivia.
Hello.

You have to call me so we
can see each other on break.
I will. I promise.

Okay.

Me, too.
You, too? I know.

Yeah, I think I'll just--

Ciao, all. Don't do
anything I wouldn't do.

We would never do anything
you would do.

I'll see you soon.

All right.
Bye, darling.
All right.

Okay. Bye-bye.
See you now.

So hope to see you next year.

I may not be coming back.

Oh.

[Man]
Come on, Kate.

Hi.
Hi.

Hi.
Hey.

We better get going.
Okay. Bye.

Bye.

[Woman]
Hello!
Here we are.

Ooh! Pippa!

Oh, it's so good to see you!
Are you all right with that?

Oh, it's fantastic!

Finally, all our children
under one roof.

They're growing up
so fast, aren't they?

Yesterday they were babies.

[sighs]

So have you been invited

to Buckingham Palace
for tea?

Ha-ha. Very funny.

Rachel Kasen's sister
goes to St. Andrews,

and she says she sees you
with him all the time.

Really?

We're just friends.

And what does Trevor say
about that?

Don't tease your sister.
She just got home.

You wouldn't even know Wills
was a prince or anything
if you met him.

Wills?

You call him Wills now?

Yes, because that's his name.
And he has a girlfriend.

And he might not even be
coming back to school next year,

so I'll probably
never see him again.

Hello, sis.
James!

Oh, my seat.
Ohh, ow!

Oh, comfortable.
Oh, Mum!

Go on!
I just got home.

Ohh!

Oh, yes,
they're so grown up.

Mmm.

[silverware clatters]
So Malcolm tells me

that Harry's a shoo-in
for the ducks of Eton
next year.

[chuckles]
[sighs]

How's your biology
coming along?

It's fine.

I just want to be
finished with school

so I can go to Sandhurst
and do something
that actually matters.

They'll never let you fight.

Yes, they will.

I'm not the heir.

I'm just the spare.
[chuckles]

I'm thinking about
leaving St. Andrews.

Not a wise choice.

Well, it's so far
away from everything.

Isn't that the very reason
you decided to attend
St. Andrews?

It was, but now I'm thinking
of transferring to Cambridge.

Let's talk
about this later.

Well, I want to talk
about it now.

I think I should have
the right to change my mind
if I want to.

There are always repercussions
when one changes one's mind.

I'm not quitting school.

I'm just asking
to transfer university.

That's not the point.

You start something,
it's important
to see it through.

I thought it would be
different. I thought--

William, St. Andrews
has gone out of its way
to accommodate us,

and you have a responsibility
towards them

as well as to yourself.

I don't look so bad now,
do I?

Remember, this is a wedding,
not a coming out party.

I see what you mean. I'll watch it.

Are you excited?

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[William]
Hi, Kate.

William, hi.
How-- How-- How are you?

What are you--
What are you doing?
I'm coming back from Melbourne.

I just dedicated
the Prince Charles
Recycling Center.

Me, too. I'm doing
the exact same thing.

Um, are you-- have you decided
if you're coming back
to school next year?

It looks that way.

My family's comparing
my changing schools
to abdicating the throne.

That's a bit dramatic.

That is my family.

Well, you don't seem to love art,

so maybe you should just
change your main subject

and do something
you're passionate about.

I was thinking
about doing that.

How'd you get so smart?

Don't sound so surprised.

I'm an extremely bright
and insightful person.

Clearly.

Have you always known
what you wanted to do
with your life?

Yes. When I
was 5 years old,

I wanted to be
a train conductor,

and then when I was 11,
I wanted to be a professional
football player.

None of that worked out?

Sadly, no.
What about you?

My life was planned for me
before I was even born.

Well, what if you could do
anything you wanted?

I never
really thought about it.

Maybe you should.

[Derek]
...who is wearing a short
and black cocktail dress.

Get your checkbooks out,
people.

Remember,
this is all for charity

here at the St. Andrews
Winter Fashion Show.

And now we have Margaret,

who is wearing a beautiful

party dress
and a cream wrap.

This is the sort outfit
that looks just as good

walking away
as it does arriving.

And next, we have Olivia,

who is wearing
a sleek cocktail gown

with a black corset.

She is trying
to rein in the night.

Oh, and I think my friend,
Mr. Ian Musgrove,

might need to remain seated
after seeing those curves.

Straight on to Heather,

who is
our fairy-tale princess

in sparkling chocolate
and aqua mint.

Wouldn't you like
a piece of that?

I can see that gentleman
certainly would.

Now we have
our final girl, Kate.

Is that Kate?

Let's unwrap that gift,
Miss Middleton.
[crowd exclaiming]

Wow.

She's hot.
She's hot.

Yeah, that's what
I just said.
Worth repeating.

Wow. Well, that's the gift
that just keeps giving.

Please, can this be
compulsory St. Andrews
attire for all women?

When did that happen?

Honestly,
you were all stunning.

Oh.
Oh, thank you.

We had a lot of fun.
Oh, I must-- Ooh.

You were amazing.
[stammers]

You're a supermodel.
Oh, God.
Here we go.

Trevor.
They make me sick.

[chattering]

Can I get one more?
Thank you.

I forgot to thank you

for your advice
over Christmas break.

Oh. You're welcome.

I see that you changed
your main subject to geography.

That's great.

You look beautiful tonight.

Thank you.

I'd fly.

Excuse me?

You asked me, if I could
do anything with my life,
what would I do?

And I'd be a pilot.
I'd fly airplanes.

Then you should find a way
to make that happen.

Maybe I will.

Wait. What are you doing?

Just kissing you.

We're just friends.

Right.
And it was a friendly kiss.

You've had too much
to drink.

No, I haven't.

Wills, buddy, let's go do
a lap of the room, eh?

Let's go for a wander,
see who's around.

[sighs]

I just don't think
it's a good idea
for me to transfer.

You used to think it was.

I know, but...

Oxford has
a great art department.

I'll go to the College of Law,
and we can rent a place--

I like it here.

We can see each other
at the holidays.

You know that long-distance
relationships rarely work.

I'm gonna graduate
and leave.

If you stay here...

we're breaking up.

I know.

I don't want us
not to be friends.

I don't want--

Thank God exams are over.

What are we doing this weekend,
apart from being depressed?

I'm okay.
I don't know about you,

but I'm going to
forget about books
and drink myself silly.

Cheers.
I'm way ahead of you, mate.

Hurry up.
I just want to get
away from school.

Yeah.

I'm going home
for the weekend.

You should all
come with me.

Oh, I don't know,
old boy.

We gonna have to use
our party manners?

If you mean shower
and not throw up
on the carpet, yes.

That's a lot to ask of us,
but we're in.

Brilliant.
Yep.

I'll hit the jukebox.

Oh, yeah.
Put on some Queen.

Did he just
invite us to Highgrove
to meet Prince Charles?

I believe he did.

That sounds like
an all-right way
to get over Trevor.

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[laughing]
I wouldn't get that excited.

I've been there before.
It's not that special.

Yeah. What's the big deal?
Yeah.

A weekend with the Royals.
Yeah.

[laughing]

I'm so glad
you could all come.

I've been looking forward
to meeting William's friends.

Thank you.
Thank you.

[polite chuckle]

[clears throat]

Derek, how are your parents?

Wonderful, sir.
And they send their regards,
of course.

The eggs are organic.

My father raises the chickens
here on the property.

I believe he names them.

I love everything organic.

I insist on organic.

Yes. Yes.
He really does.

What?

Um, Miss Middleton,

I hear you'll be joining us
on the shoot tomorrow.

Yes. I'm looking
forward to it.

You can manage a shotgun,
I assume?

Yes. I've spent
some time on a farm.

[Olivia]
Yeah, this is the most normal
thing I could be doing today--

just strolling with
the future kings of England.

[Ian]
Me, too. Absolutely normal.

Look. Take a picture of me
looking normal.

I don't know what you two
are so excited about.

This is the most boring thing
I've ever done.

You just let me know
when they're done
killing things.

Miss Middleton,
I believe we're going
to have a good day for it.

Papa's very formal.

He doesn't take to
my new friends very quickly.

I think he's charming.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

You should see him
in a kilt, then.

[laughs]

Oh, low battery.

[birds squawking]

[rifle shots]

[rifle blast]
[squawk]

[dog barking]

[applause]

It's not just banning

the use of pesticides
that matters.

There's so much more
that needs to be done

to protect
our environment.

I agree.

I think that solar power
is the key to our future.

I've been reading
your articles
on conservations forever.

I actually did a report
on you when I was in year 4.

I'm impressed.

How did it go?

It went very well,
so thank you.

[chuckles]
My pleasure.

Now, we'll all have
a spot of tea

and then get changed
and go to church.

We're changing again?

Of course.
Then we'll come back
and dress for dinner.

[Kate]
Fantastic.

[William]
Welcome to my world.

[Kate laughs]

Great weekend.

Oh, how can we go back
to the dorms after that?

We should all get a flat
and live together.

How amazing would that be?

Yeah. I hope my parents
see it that way.

It's brilliant.
Perfect.

I'll start looking
for a flat tomorrow.

I'm afraid I'll have to insist
on having the largest bedroom.

You know how popular I am
with the ladies.

Uh, which ladies are they?
Well, you're gonna
have to count me out.

I've already found
my bachelor pad for next year.

Do you think our families
will let us?

Mine will.
They'll be all for it,

especially after I
threaten to get a tattoo

or abdicate the throne.

[laughter]

[Reporter #1] Prince William
has moved into a flat

near St. Andrews College
to begin his second year.

This is the first time
a member of the royal family

has taken a flat
while at university.

Much speculation exists

as to whether or not
William is romantically linked

to one of the two girls
he's sharing the flat with.

Prince William and the palace
absolutely deny it.

[Reporter #2] A close friend of Prince William

has confirmed that he and his roommate Olivia

are secretly planning to wed next month.

[Reporter #3] He explained
to several reporters

that he's very busy
with school

and has no time
for romantic interests.

[groans]

Is everything
okay in there?

Yeah. Everything's fine,
good, great.

What's he making?

The lasagna for tonight.

Can he make a lasagna?

He says he can.

Like he said
he could make a curry.

[smoke alarm blaring]
[mutters]

[clicks tongue]

You should go in there.
Absolutely not.

Olivia,
I went in there last time.

Well, I can't cook.
[scoffs]

[alarm continues]

Your turn.
[scoffs]

[sighs]
It's the curry all over again.

What did you do?
Nothing.

It's...perfect.
Just how it's meant to be.
[coughs]

That is--
That's disgusting!

Look at that.
It's fine.

You can't be--
Quitter.

That's disgusting.
You're a quitter.

You're a quitter. Right.
Get a frying pan.

We'll start over.

Very good.
Disgusting.

♪♪ [dance]

Chip?

Have some lasagna.
It's great. No--

[chattering]

[laughing]

What are you doing?
I love that dancing.

[William]
When did he pass out?

Sometime after 1:00.

The last time I saw him,
he was playing strip poker
by himself.

Should we wake him up
and send him home?

Not a good idea. He's already
embarrassed himself enough.

Could shave
his eyebrows, though.

Whose is this?

Oh, it doesn't
look familiar.

I will ride
from village to village

and try it on
every fair maiden.

The one it fits
shall become my bride.

[chuckles]
What?

He's not the only
Prince Charming in the room.

Just put the bra down
and help me clean this up.

So Emily
wasn't at the party.

I haven't seen her
in ages.

We broke up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Thanks.

I guess we ran out
of things to talk about.

I got it.
I've got it.

[Olivia]
Kate, where's the dish soap?

♪♪
[chatter]

Oh!

Carry me.
[squealing]

[exclaiming]

Where are we going?

Let's get a kebab.
It's on me. Go on.

Perfect.

Oh, God.

You're not gonna try
and kiss me again, are you?

I wouldn't dream of it.

Good, because
we're just friends.

Right. Just friends.

[both laughing]

I just find myself
continually perplexed

by Professor Durham
and his ramblings.

I understand the relevancy
of talking about Renoir--

[Kate]
So--
Catherine.

William.
It's the, uh--

Good morning.

Mmm, good morning.

Class starts
in half an hour.

No. Ring them
and have it changed.

I don't think
they'll listen to me.

They have to.
You're going to run

the country one day.

[knock on door]

Come in.

Can I borrow your dictionary?

Sure.

Morning, Kate.

How did he know?

Who else knows about us?
No one.

Except my family
wants to meet you.

They do?

There's this fantastic pub.

You're gonna
absolutely love it.

Mum, Dad, Pippa, James,
this is William.

William, this is my family.

Wonderful to meet you all.
Heard so much about you
from Kate.

Oh, it's very nice
to meet you.
Hello.

It's an honor to have you

in our home,
Your Royal Highness.

Uh, call me William,
please.

[nervous chuckle]

Great.
William's on my team.

Let's go.
All right.

Boys versus girls, then.

We're gonna clobber them.

[sighs]
[mutters]

That went all right,
didn't it, you think? Hope.
[chuckling]

Mmm.

Dinner was wonderful.

Mm-hmm.

William seemed
to like the guest room.

Yes, William did.

We call him William.

Yes, we do.

[both chuckling]

[chatter]

Yes!
Yeah!

Good one.

Well done.

[footsteps approaching]

Good morning.

Where are you going?

Is he leaving?

I believe William's
dressed for breakfast.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
Should we all get dressed?

All right, everyone.
Get dressed straightaway.

No, this is great.
It's much better.

Well, can I make you
something special?

Perhaps an omelet?

Oh, William is
an amazing cook.

No. This is wonderful.
Thank you.
Oh. Here.

All right.
William is fine.
Everyone stop fussing.

Yes. Everyone relax.
[chuckling]

[Father]
Come sit down. Sit down.

Silly.
Excuse me.

I trust you slept well?
Would you like
some orange juice?

Yes, a little too well,
I think.
Oh, yeah.

♪♪ [dance]

♪ I try to make it happen ♪

♪ I try to make us whole ♪

♪ I try to make it happen ♪

♪ And it seems so hard ♪

[excited chatter]

More champagne! Oh!
[whooping]

I've got more champagne!

[cheering]
Wait! No, me, too,
me, too, me, too!

Haven't we had enough?

What? Had enough?
Can you walk?

Yes.

Well, sit back down.
More champagne!

I'm excited
for your birthday party.

Huge occasion.
Very exciting.

We're gonna need new dresses.
New dresses!

New dresses!
Mmm.

Shorter dresses.
Hello, you.

Come here.

[chattering continues]

This is like a dream.

I know.
Don't wake me up.

I'm having too much fun.

[chattering]

Well, we'll go out through
the front and get into the car.

You take the side
and meet me in the alley.
Yeah.

How did they know
you were here?
They always know.

Well, you guys
should just be thankful

you come
from common stock, huh?

Come on.

[Derek] Okay, guys,
here I am. Go ahead.

[chatter]

[Women gasping]

That's the one!
Does it look okay?

You look beautiful.

Oh, it has to be perfect.

The Queen will be there,
and so will lots of Will's
friends and relatives.

They're going to love you.
You're flipping Cinderella!

Oh!
Hurry up.

So tonight's sort of
like a coming-out party
for you, isn't it?

Well, not really.
He still wants
to keep us private

so that we're not
bothered by the press.

Good, because I hate the way
they harassed his mother.

They never left her alone.
I don't want that for you.

You don't have to worry
about it, Mum.

It's just one party.

[squealing, laughing]

♪♪ [African]

♪♪ [Man singing
in native language]

Look at the giraffe.

I know. I saw it
when I walked in.

And the Craigs
are always so generous.

They love me, and so
it's just fantastic.

Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.

Pardon me. Sorry.

Hello.
How are you?

How are you?

[laughter]

Happy birthday.
You look gorgeous.

Hello.
Happy birthday.

Hello.

Hi.

So maybe we--
I need to talk to you, sir.

We'll talk
in a little while.

Sure.

Don't worry.
He'll come find you later.

Why don't we
go find the bar?
Okay.

Oh. That's me.

Ooh. Great.

Kate, you're here.

That's right.
You and Will are housemates.

[no audible dialogue]

Do you know
who that girl is?

Oh, that's Jecca Craig.

She and Wills
have been friends for years.

He spent a lot of time with her
at her home in Africa.

He loves Africa.
Many believe

that she may be
William's first love.

She might be the girlfriend
the press is always
talking about.

People even say that they
had a pretend engagement
when they were teenagers.

Whole ceremony
and everything.

Very romantic.

I hope we get to spend time
together tonight.

Well...

This isn't school
where he can just do
what he wants.

This is his real life,
his royal life.

And your point is?

Don't listen to her.

She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

Your mother was
an air hostess, right?

And your parents have
a party supplies business?

So?

You're not the girl
he brings home
to meet the queen.

He may hang out with you,

but he'll never
go out with you.

You know, Margaret,
you can be a real bitch.

Yes. So I've been told.

[drums stop]

Hey, Jecca, come on.

[chuckles]

You've gotta help.

[Guests cheering]

[whistling]

He barely
even acknowledged me.

I'm sure he had a reason.
Really? What reason?

I feel so stupid.
I really thought he liked me.

He does.
No, he doesn't!

I've never been
so humiliated in my life.

Margaret was
telling the truth.

Margaret is an idiot.
She's right.

I'm the girl he hangs out with,
not the girl he brings home.

Go.

[knock on door]

William's on the phone again.

I'm not here.

He already knows
you're here, darling.

I don't want
to talk to him.

What did he do?

Nothing.

Come on.

You can't hide
in here forever.

You've got to go back
to university on Monday,

and I really think you ought
to talk to him about it
before then.

I never want
to talk to him again.

Right.

[door opens]

[phone ringing]

[beeps]

You're still
not talking to me?

I'm studying.

I'm sorry.
I thought you understood.

There's a protocol
I have to follow,

people I have to speak to
and entertain.

I figured you were okay.

I was okay.
I was just fine.

Stop and talk to me!

It's like I wasn't there,
like I didn't even exist.

Well, I should've
explained it better.

When I'm with
my family in public,

I need to behave
a certain way.

This is my life.
I thought I was
part of your life.

You are a part of my life.

You're part of my private life,
not my public life.

And what life
is Jecca part of?

Jecca? She's one
of my oldest friends.

We grew up together.

She understands what it means
to be around my family.

She knows what to expect.
And I couldn't
possibly understand?

I want to keep
our relationship private.

As soon as they
find out about us,

they'll follow us everywhere
and make our lives miserable.

I'm your girlfriend.
I just thought you'd want

to spend some time with me
at your party.

Of course I want
to spend time with you,

but I have responsibilities.

People think
Jecca's your girlfriend.

That's ridiculous.

And I don't care
what other people think.

I do.

[Female Reporter]
Clarence House issued
a statement today

regarding Prince William's
21st birthday party.

The palace says Jecca Craig

is an old friend
of Prince William
and nothing more.

[TV off]
You know,
he did that for you.

He never releases statements
about his private life.

I'm going skiing.

[laughs]
Clearly.

We all are.
We are?

I've just had a call
from William.

He's invited all of us
to come skiing.

No, thanks.

Come on.
You have to come.
I promised him.

He'll kill me
if I don't bring you.
Please come.

We'll have
so much fun.

He's sending
a plane for us.

I completely understand
if you don't want to go skiing.

If you just want to stay here
and do absolutely nothing,

that's fine with me.

But please!
Come on, come on, come on.

Please! Please!
Come on.

Okay, okay. Fine.

Shall we wait for Kate?

She's still
not talking to me.

Let's just go.

Okay.

[sighs]
What an amazing view.

Yes, it is, isn't it?

I've been bringing the boys here
since they were very young.

Yes. I know.

William thinks he has to pretend
I'm a better skier than he is.

I've seen him on the slopes.
He's not pretending.

We're here for the weekend.

You should come and hit
the slopes with us tomorrow.

[chatter]

[William]
♪ When you walked
into the room ♪

♪ The fire was in your eyes ♪

♪ I know I did you wrong ♪

♪ But I realize ♪

♪ I was such a fool ♪

♪ What I did to you ♪

♪ How could I believe ♪

♪ That you'd come back to me ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ The stars still shine ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Your heart's still mine ♪

♪ I hurt the one I truly love ♪

♪ Thought I'd lost
my only chance ♪

♪ But I got lucky ♪

♪ Yeah, I got lucky ♪

[laughs]

[applause]

Whoo-whoo!

Ready?

It's time to give
the press what they want.

I'll go first.
Go get 'em, Dad.

Good luck.

Be nice.
[Paparazzi]
Prince Charles!

[Paparazzi]
Prince Charles!

Right over here!
[Prince Charles scoffs]

[shouting continues]

[Paparazzi]
Right here! One more!
Good afternoon.

Give us a wave!
Over here!

Yes, yes, yes.
I'm so happy.

Wave!
Kissing her!

[shouting intensifies]
[camera shutters
clicking]

And so it begins.

Come on!
Here!

[Reporter #1] There's no denying it anymore.

Prince William has made a public display

of his affections for--

[Reporter #2]
Clarence House has confirmed

that Prince William is dating

his flatmate
from St. Andrews,

Kate Middleton
of Bucklebury--

Kate, hi!

How are you?
I haven't seen you in forever.

We were just both
at William's birthday party
a few weeks ago.

Right.
Right.

You were reminding me
of my station in life.

I was just teasing you.

I wanted to ask you
to come over to my house

this weekend
and meet my family.

We could go for a ride
in the country.

We're horse people,
you know.

And Wills is,
of course, invited.

I'd love to,
but I have to study for exams.

Well, then,
we must do it soon.

Very soon.

You're so lucky
to be going out
with Prince William.

He's so lucky
to be going out with me.

Right. Of course.
How right you are.

Of course.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[William]
Have you seen the papers?

Yes. I'm looking at them
right now.

It's only gonna get worse.

How much worse can it get?

Much.

orter]
To avoid the constant
barrage of media attention,

Prince William and his
girlfriend have moved

into a cottage
on a private estate

near St. Andrews

for their final year
at university.

The palace be requested
that they be allowed

to enjoy this time
undisturbed.

We're supposed
to be studying.

And I'm studying you.

I love you.

You do?

I love you, too.

I love the private you,

I love the public you,

and I love the you
no one gets to see but me.

[no audible dialogue]

Do you think about
what the world expects of you?

I try not to.

Half of Britain
loves my family,

but the other have thinks
we're an outdated,

expensive, extravagant joke.

You've seen the TV shows,
the cartoons,

the way we're lampooned
in the papers.

I'm not sure
we represent anything

except a desperate hold
on an irrelevant past.

Then change it.

That's what my mother
was trying to do.

She understood
what the people wanted
because she was one of them.

She had this
extraordinary perspective,

but you see how my family
treated her.

My grandmother
will never change.

She holds on to the old ways
with a passion.

Then let her.

No one expects her to change.

No one wants her to change.
They know who she is.

I'm talking about
the next generation

with the chance
to make changes--

changes that will make
a difference for us all.

[chuckling]

So this is appropriate
for a world leader.

Ian put red socks in
with my white T-shirts.

Come here.

Mmm.

Everything's going
to change soon.

What do you mean?

Well, going to graduate
in a few weeks.

We'll never
have this again.

We'll still be together.
Not like this.

It's just me and you.

We have our own
safe little world here.

What's going
to happen to us?

You're gonna get a job
that's fabulous.

You'll live in London
in the Chelsea flat
your parents bought for you.

I'll go to military training,

and we'll be together
on weekends.

We'll still be us.

Not like we are now.

We'll be us,

except we'll have
responsibilities

and grown-up lives.

Nothing will come
between us.

Promise?

I promise.

[chuckles]
You've got to get out of this.

Why?
It's horrible.

Well, it's all I've got.
Come on. Will.

All my white T-shirts
have gone pink.

[Male Reporter]
Prince William graduated

from St. Andrews with honors.

He will spend the summer

doing official visits
for the Queen and vacationing

before he follows in
the footsteps of Prince Harry

and begins his military
training at Sandhurst.

[Female Reporter]
It is believed that William

might find this
an opportune time

to propose
to long-term girlfriend
Kate Middleton,

who also graduated
with honors today.

This one?
Yeah, that one.

Nice building.

It's perfect.

All right.
Let's go.
Okay.

The Queen is clearly
grooming Prince William

to take on more responsibility for his royal duties.

Prince William has
an easy style with children

and the people of Kenya.

He is clearly
his mother's son.

Well done, eh?
Well done.

Pound it out.

Well, you come with
high recommendations.

We're all very excited
to have you start.

Thank you. So am I.

You know,
I've read a great deal
about your sense of style,

and I must say
I'm very impressed.

Thank you.
I'm really looking forward
to working with everyone.

Now, I heard somewhere

that you tried to start
a children's clothing line?

Yes. I guess
starting a business
is harder than I thought.

Even with your connections?

Well, let's get you set up
in an office, okay?

The last thing I want
is to be mollycoddled
or wrapped in cotton wool.

I want to go where my men
go and do what they do.

Harry was able
to join his troop
and fight with them.

I want the same privilege.

[Male Reporter]
Major General Andrew Ritchie
has stated

that even though
Prince William

is the future head
of the armed forces,

he will be treated the same
as every other cadet.

I'm thinking
there's too much blue.

Maybe if we add

a pop of color

and...

a necklace and a hat.

Nice. That works well.

[gunfire]

Okay, um, perhaps this one's
got that earthy look that you--

[phone ringing]

Um, you know what?

I'll be right back.
Sorry.

Hi, Wills.

No. Um, I'm just at work.
Really, it's fine.

What are you doing
right now?

Yeah, I like
that one chair.

[Paparazzi]
Kate!
Have you spoken to William?

Are you still a couple?

Any chance you're getting
engaged soon?

No, and--
Don't stop
and talk to them now,

otherwise I'll have to do it
every time.

This is insane.
I don't know how you stand it.

You get used to it.

I don't think
I'll ever get used to it.

A photographer followed me
from the hairdresser
the other day.

I'm sorry.
That's okay.

It's just that I seem
to have become

rather interesting lately.

Have you heard
from William lately?

Yes. He's coming home
again next week.

Oh, good.
Mm-hmm.

And, um, have you two

talked about
the future at all?

Well, we both have so much
we want to accomplish

before we make
any plans, so...

It seems to me
that you are making

rather a lot of concessions
to fit in with his life.

You drop everything
when he rings, and--

No, Mum, it's not like that.

He just has
a very busy schedule,

and it's easier for me
to fit my life around his.

I just don't want you to forget
that it's your life, too.

You're making a future
for yourself and--
Mum, I'm fine.

Everything is fine.
I can handle it.

Is this the life you want?

All this scrutiny?

I want William,
and this is his life.

Come on.

[chattering]

[camera shutters clicking]

[Paparazzi shouting]

[Paparazzi shouting]

[Pippa]
Move! Move!

[shouting continues]
[horn honking]

Kate, over here.

We just want a picture.

Give us a picture, love.

[Pippa]
Move! Please, can you move?

Kate! Kate!

Kate, over here!

They make me look like some
cheap gold digger

who's trying to trap you,

and they attack everything
about me

and my family
and my background,

and they have bloody cameras
looking up my skirt.

[crying]

I'm sorry.

I hate this for you.

I wish
I could protect you.

You shouldn't have to.

Can't we do something?
I've tried.

They don't listen.
They don't care.

This is what
I've been trying to avoid.

This is why I wanted
to keep us private.

How am I supposed to react?
What am I supposed to do?

There's no guidebook
on how to handle this.

[crying continues]

I want her to have
security with her
at all times.

The Middletons
are very upset.
I can't blame them.

I wish there was
something I could do.
There is.

Kate is not a member
of the royal family,

so, unfortunately,
she's not entitled

to royal protection status.

The public purse doesn't pay
to protect our friends.

She's not just a friend.

I understand your frustration,

but we can't control
the photographers.

It's part of the burden
of being associated with us.

I'm sorry,
but there's nothing I can do.

One curtseys
when one enters the room

and again before leaving it
when Her Majesty is present.

Take your right foot,

place it behind
your left foot.

Gently bend your knees

as though
you were going to sit.

A smooth descent,
a controlled ascent.

Go ahead.
[clears throat]

Give it another go.

Lower.

Oh. Well, perhaps
you can practice.

A simple bob will do
if one is too ill

or otherwise
physically unable

to make a full
proper curtsey.

No!

Keep your legs
firmly together.

You swing them
out the door

and plant them
firmly on the ground.

One must never allow
one's knees to part

even for a brief moment

as there is most likely
a photographer with a long lens

waiting to snap a picture
of your undergarments.

Assuming, of course,
you wear undergarments.

So many young girls these days
seem to have no shame.

I can assure you
I do wear undergarments.

Right.

You should walk
two to three steps

behind Prince William
at all times.

If there is a chance
he may slow down,

you must stop
and slow your gait.

You're kidding
Not in the least.

You do realize this is
the 21st century?

Perhaps in your world
but not in his.

♪♪ [dance]

Here's your drink, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you. Cheers.

Mmm.

Well, I say we invite
that Jessica Simpson wannabe

and her girlfriends over
for a few more drinks.

It's late.
I should get going.

[scoffs]
Right.

Run on home to your little woman
before you get in trouble, huh?

It's not about Kate.
I'm going back to training
on Monday.

No, look,
I'm serious, Will.

You've got to make the most
out of this freedom
while you still can.

You're looking down the road
at a pretty dark,

dreary world
of confinement right now.

Please, Derek.
Well, we both know
what your future holds.

It's not gonna change
that much.

Oh, that's so naive, mate.

The minute you're living
under the palace rules,

you're gonna be theirs 24/7.

You make it sound
like it's some sort
of life sentence.

Well, that's exactly
what it is.

I mean, look at your father.

Look, all I'm saying is

you're at your sexual peak
in life.

Every girl in the world
wants to shag you.

This is our best time
in life,

and you're
kind of wasting it.

You know I'm right, mate.

All right.

One more drink.

Another drink
for my friend.

[phone ringing]

William, where are you?
I've been waiting for hours.

There's been
a change of plans.

I have to go to a wedding
my father can't attend,

so I have to go in his place.

But I haven't seen you
in weeks.

I know.

Well, when will I see you?

Kate, the car's here.
I have to run.

I miss you.

Very nice landing.

Thank you, sir.

I was thinking about joining
the search and rescue detail.

I'd like to do
the full training.

Well, you should.
It's a wonderful program.

It's another three years
of instruction.
I know.

Sure you're not anxious

to start living
that royal life,

kissing babies
and cutting ribbons?

Not especially.
[chuckles]

All right. Let's take it up
again, shall we?

[Male Reporter]
Prince William was spotted

at two London nightclubs
this weekend

with his friends
from university.

[beeps]

[William's voice] Hi, it's me. Leave a message.

Hi, it's Kate.
I'm watching the news,

and it says that you were
in London this weekend.

I don't understand.

Ring me back.

[beeps]

Prince William sets off

for a sailing trip around the Greek islands.

It is reported that William and his male friends

insisted on an all-female crew.

It does not go unnoticed

that William's long-term
girlfriend Kate

is not traveling with him.

[TV off,
remote control clatters]

[scoffs]

[sighs]

Margaret's getting married?
Yes.

Margaret.
Who'd marry her?

[chuckling]

Kate?
Mm-hmm?

Have you and William

talked about what
the next step might be?

Yes, but he's so busy
I never see him.

What's he expect you to do,
wait forever?

No. It's just complicated.

There are so many things
to take into consideration.

Like what?

I'm sorry, but what is there
to take into consideration?

You sit by the phone
waiting for him to call,

and he's out partying.

He's not partying.

He trains really hard
during the week,

and then he has
to blow off steam with
the boys on the weekends.

Without you?

Not always.

I just hate seeing pictures
of him in the paper--

Oh, my gosh.
All those girls
draped all over him.

You know what
the press are like.

They blow everything
out of proportion.

He says hello to a girl
or he poses with her,

and suddenly
they're in love.

How many years
are you expected
to put up with that?

His training's almost over.

I'm sure
that once he graduates,

everything will change.

It was really great
seeing everyone tonight.

Yeah.

Derek seems even more wild
than he was at St. Andrews.

He's okay.
Really?

He was totally wasted.
He was licking salt

off a girl's stomach.
That's just how he is.

I don't think
it's smart to be seen
with someone like that.

The press will have
a field day thinking--

Are you telling me
who I can be friends with?

No. I was just simply
pointing out that--

'Cause I don't think
I need your permission
to carry on a friendship

with someone
who I've known for years.

What are you talking about?

I'm thinking about signing up
for training with the RAF.

What?

I've been looking into it
for weeks.

Search and rescue is something
that makes me feel useful,

like I'm actually
doing something with my life.

Well, how long is training?
Three years.

Three more years?
You've always known
I've wanted to fly.

This is something they'll
actually let me do

and give me the freedom
to live my own life.

Did you think about
discussing it with me?

That's
what I'm doing now.

It seems like you've
already made up your mind.

Do I need to consult you
every time I make a decision?

I think that's a lot
to ask of me.
Ask of you?

I live alone.
I'm a prisoner in my own flat

because the paparazzi
have decided
to live on my doorstep.

I am constantly
available to you.

I drop whatever it is
that I'm doing

if it means we have a chance
to be together.

I'm sorry.
I just need some space.

Space? You need space?

Stop the car.
Don't be foolish.

Stop the car!
This is silly.

[brakes screech]

You want freedom?
You want space?

You've got it.

Get back in the car, Kate!

Come on!

You're a beautiful,
intelligent,
and educated young woman,

and I hate to see you
sitting around the house

waiting for
the phone to ring.

I'm not. I'm working
and getting on with my life.

Darling, you are at home

hiding underneath
the blankets.

I'm not hiding.
I'm just...

I don't know
what I'm doing.

[crying]
You have so much.

You have your wonderful job
at Jigsaw,

and you have so many friends.

Why don't you ring them up
and go out, have a good time?

I don't want
to go out with them.

Most of them are married
or getting married.

And every time I'm in public,
someone asks me how I feel

about William
breaking up with me.

I've wasted so many years.

I'm completely humiliated.

Everyone thinks I'm a joke.

Don't be ridiculous.

Get out of bed
and go out into the world.

Vanessa invited you to train
for that charity rowing event.

Why don't you tell her
you'll do it?

Or ring Olivia
and go out with her.

Someone will see me,
and they'll call the press.

Good.
Good?

Yeah.
Are you crazy?

That's all I need--

another picture of me
looking pathetic.

"Waitie Katie,
Depressed and Alone."

So show them that you're
not depressed and alone.

Show them that you're
beautiful, available,

and ready to move on.

Why?

Because maybe William
needs to be reminded

of what he's missing.

Oh, it's coming.
[laughing]

[squeals]
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

Okay, you have
to blow out the candles
and make a fabulous wish.

Where are we going next?

♪♪ [dance]

[camera shutters clicking]

[chattering]

[chattering continues]

Good evening,
Your Highness.

Musgrove, are you
trying to shag her?

I was going to try,
but no sense putting
off the obvious.

[chatter]

Fancy another run?
I don't know, old boy.

I'm feeling pretty rank.
Last night did me in.

Last night did all of us in.
You almost got us arrested.

If they didn't want us
skating in that fountain,

they shouldn't
have filled it with water.

It's not the same
as it used to be.

We're not at uni anymore.

Oh, that's true.
I miss those days.

I miss not having to worry
about getting to class on time

and going
to the pub at night.

And Kate?

Yeah.

I miss her.
Have you seen her?

I have.
She seems happy.

Have you called her?

No.

I think that ship's sailed.

[sighs]

Let's go.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[Kate] That side
looks good, girls!

Don't rush it!

Easy!

Stay together!

Smooth! Reach, girls!

Power up! Reach!

You look amazing.

Thanks.
It's from all the rowing.

I started using muscles
I didn't even know that I had.

[chuckles]
Tomorrow, I'm gonna
start rowing.

[chuckling]

You seem
really happy, too.

I've just had time
to think things through--
Right.

...to understand
myself better

and decide who I am
and what I want.

Do you miss him?

I'm fine.

[sighs]

Hi. It's me.

[laughter, loud chatter]

[Kate]
Hello?

I was just calling
to say hi.

I'm sorry.
I can't hear you.

Sorry.
Can I call you back later?

Sure. I-- I just wanted...

[click]

[thunderclap]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hello, Mrs. Middleton?
It's William.

Hello, William.

Have you seen Kate?

No. Actually, I haven't spoken
to her for a couple of days.

I think she's busy
with the girls,

training for that charity
rowing competition.

Well, if you see her, can you tell her I rang?

Have you tried her mobile?

Yes. I've left messages, but--

Well, I will make sure
she knows you rang.

Thank you.
All right. Bye-bye.

[Male Reporter]
A British police inquiry
released Thursday

concluded that the deaths
of Princess Diana

and her boyfriend
Dodi al Fayed

in a 1997 Paris car crash

were, quote,
"a tragic accident."

The report also said
Diana was not pregnant,

that she was not engaged
to marry Mr. Fayed,

and that their chauffeur
was drunk

and driving at more
than 60 miles per hour--

twice the speed limit--
when their car crashed

while being chased
by photographers.

The report concluded

that allegations of murder
are unfounded.

No one will
be held accountable.

It's a load of rubbish.

They did
a very thorough job

of looking into
everything that happened.

The driver was drunk.

If they hadn't
been following her,

he wouldn't
have been speeding.

They killed her.

I know
that's how it seems.

We almost need
someone to blame.

I would never allow
someone I loved

to be treated the way
my mother was treated.

I wasn't even aware
she was in Paris.

Not Paris.
All the years before that.

All the years she was alone.
You never protected her.

The family never protected her.
She was completely vulnerable.

You know
how the media are.

They never stop.
You could've helped her.

You could've been there for her.
You could've done so much more.

Your mother
was very fragile.

She simply didn't have--
She wasn't fragile.

She was broken.
This life destroyed her.

She knew
what this life was.

She was a public figure.

She chose to make herself
more visible.

She wanted to have an impact.

I tried to dissuade her,
but she was determined.

If you loved Camilla,
why didn't you just marry her?

I loved your mother.

Did you?

Oh, you...

You must understand,
William.

I...

I was raised in a completely
different time to you.

I had to marry someone
who my mother,

the Queen,

felt was appropriate.

Camilla wasn't
going to wait forever,

so she married someone else,

and I met your mother.

So many people
were hurt.

[sighs]

I...made mistakes.

Mistakes I don't
intend to make.

[sighs]

Smooth! Reach, girls!

Kate!

Kate!

Hold up! Stop!

Hi.

[chatter]

Can we have a moment?

I'm busy.
Can this wait?

No. I need to speak to you.

Right now?

Yes.

Well, I'll be another hour.

[Rower]
Oh, my goodness.

He's going to jump in.

What's he doing?
Oh, my gosh.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Well, you won't come to me.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

[panting]

What is it?

I miss you.

That's what couldn't wait?
No.

I've been a fool.

I just couldn't
wait another second
to talk to you and see you.

I was wrong.

I was stupid
and immature and...

And?

And I don't want to spend
another minute without you.

When I first tried to kiss you,
you pushed me away.

I remember.

Then I pushed you away.

I don't want to do that again.

And I'll never do that again.

How can I be sure?

Give me some time
to prove it.

If you're going to prove
what a fool you've been,

that could take
a very long time.

Well, I happen to have
a very long time.

I love you, Kate Middleton.

[cheering, applauding]

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