Will You Be There? (2016) - full transcript

Stop, in the name of fun!

What? I've got library duty now.

You need to heal
your aching womb, Charlie.

Oh, no, my womb is tippity-top,
A-OK, really!

When was the last time you got laid?

So you're seeing Hugh?

Christ, no!
I'll probably shag him, though.

Oh, right!

So, Dad,
must be happy about the brewery.

I mean, Matt said
it basically saved the farm.

Don't push me, Meryl.
I can get nasty.



Well, your breath certainly is.
You smell like an anchovy.

You have to tell me everything
about your past life.

You must have got to do
the best stuff.

I did and I miss it every day.

You're a dad, you know.
What?

Ajax. He's yours.
Ajax is my son?

I'm late. Call me.

Course.

And I'll need this fortnight's
urine sample.

After this, if you want,
we could have sex in a bed.

That's for couples, isn't it?

Are you OK?

Yep.

Yeah.



Just a...

..big day.

A really big day.

Mate.

Mate. I really don't think the
aliens are trying to use your dick

to communicate and invade.

So why does it keep buzzing?

Try to put it out of your mind.

OK. Letting it go.

You're right.

He's been on ice for days.
Psychosis.

We were trying to administer
Thorazine.

When the aliens invaded.

Argh! It just did it again!
I've got to get it off!

Nope. Leave it on.

You'll need it.

It's the only way.

That's just... not true.

I'm saving the world!

Don't. Don't!

Don't!
(GRUNTS)

(OTHERS GASP)

Someone get it, get it!

(DOG BARKS)

The dog!

Drop it! Drop it! Drop!

Sorry, I just... I can't do it.

(SIGHS)

I guess it is
a little close to home.

The dog ate his manhood!

Well, to be fair,
it was just the tip.

That's the best bit!

I can relax you.

Oh, no, no.
I'm still trying to not be that guy.

Mm, sucks to be you.

(SIGHS)

You know, once, my patients never
spoke except out of their gratitude.

I'd go home, have lots of drugs
and wake up with a beautiful woman.

Hello?

Well, I mean, that's my point. I
mean, I'm down to one out of three.

Thank God for you.

God did have a pretty good day
when he made me, that's for sure.

That's for damn sure.

I love you, by the way. Just saying.

Ah.

♪ I'm going up the country
Babe, don't you wanna go?

♪ I'm going up the country
Babe, don't you wanna go?

♪ I'm going someplace where
I've never been before

♪ I'll leave this city,
I've got to get away

♪ I'm gonna leave this city

♪ I've got to get away

♪ All this fussin' and fightin'
Man, you know I sure can't stay. ♪

Rod Eagle is going to regret
all the nasty things

he ever said about your project
when he sees this.

Well, just as long as he doesn't try
to own it.

After he blocked every vote?

Art is a gift to the community

that lives long after
you're dead and buried.

Don't kill me off yet!

Just a peep. I still want
the surprise for today.

Uh, is it kind of...?

I think it's just
the shadow from the tarp.

Should I pull it all off? No, no.
No, no. We've seen the drawings.

I think... I think it is just
this angle.

This is the moment we are going
to drag Whyhope into this century.

Art and tourism is going to
wrench the town's economy

from the mines
and give it back to the people.

Good! Really good.
(CHUCKLES)

University of Adelaide. The
immunotherapy trials you asked for.

I convinced the administrator
to share results.

I knew you were the man for the job,
Ken. I have a way with people.

Exactly. However,
I don't think it is good.

Patient seems to be much worse
after. Tumours in red.

Well, that's not what I heard.

(LAUGHS)
You got the dates wrong, Ken.

Oh, yes.

This is before and this is after.

Oh, that's very... Wow!

Wow, indeed.
That is completely clear.

They have a new trial
starting this month.

We need to get Joey onto it.
I'll contact them.

Ken, I could kiss you.

Which would be highly inappropriate
workplace behaviour,

but I appreciate the sentiment,
Dr Knight.

Joey, why don't you
answer your phone?

I know you're here.
I saw your car.

Hey!

(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Sorry!

What the fuck?!

Invited, are ya?
How was I supposed to know?

You've never done it before noon?!

Look, I know you don't think
there is a cure.

I saw some scans today, though,
that change everything. Joey!

You left me in there
alone with them!

Lucinda likes the bedroom.
The temperature's more constant.

I can come back
when your guests are gone.

Lucinda is a snake.
She is a Highland copperhead.

Plus that a death adder
and the creepy one.

They're in their tanks.
They were staring at me.

Look, I milked Lucinda
and Claire-Badger this morning.

Right, I have obviously come
in the middle of something here.

Mate, look, this treatment,
I think this could be the one.

(SIGHS) We've been
down this road before.

This is a completely new road.
It is a superhighway to recovery.

I don't know.
Yeah, you do.

Say yes to me now and I can get you
on that trial.

He says yes.
I didn't!

You know you will.
This just saves everyone time.

OK, fine, yes.

But - it's my decision.

Mm-hm.
Yeah.

(CATTLE BRAY)

Mum said to remind you
to get back in time for her thing.

I'm not wearing a tie.
Ha, me either.

Have you had a chance to have a look
at that loan proposal

about the hops?

I don't think it's for us.
Give up a paddock like that?

Well, if we create our own hops,

we'd be more likely to get
a distinctive flavour for the beer.

We'd be creating our own terroir.

TerrWANK.

Well, you can think it's a wank
but it's what the punters pay for.

Home-grown hops?
Exactly.

(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

Yeah, no, that's not for us.

(COUGHS)

I know you heard
what I said last night.

You don't have to respond
right away.

OK.
You've got 24 hours.

Right.

I've got work to do.

Hugh, we need to be on that plane
in half an hour.

You know what I wish
on drug dealers?

That they die
and come back as a doctor

and have to deal with this shit
every weekend.

Bender to remember.

I'm just saying, what do we have -
10 rehab beds in the whole area?

How is that supposed to work?

On... rehab,

on the implications
of this terrible drug

and what it is doing
to the community, who need air.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

Fresh air
and a healthy alternative lifestyle.

If I say I agree with you,
will you stop ranting at me?

I don't think I will, actually.

Where is Nathan? We're late out
to the mine to give the flu shots.

Sorry, sorry. I'm here. I'm here!

And almost all of it
comes from your place.

The flu?
She is on a methamphetamine rant.

Yes, I am.

Look, I agree with you, Penny.
Ice is a bloody nuisance

and I will help you battle it...
(SIGHS)

..any way I can.
(BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY)

She always rants before she flies.

She's worse than you.

Uh!

You didn't want to fly. You've been
using me this whole time.

I did my time on that thing.

Oh, that's so devious!

I'm almost impressed.

Sorry, folks. Late start.
Hope you don't mind!

Oh, who doesn't love the smell
of greasy bacon in the morning?

You are surprisingly cocky
this morning, doc.

(SIGHS) Ugh.

Where is Matt?
He's gone to the bank.

What, now? Couldn't have waited?
Apparently not.

Well, we can't hang around.

Rod Eagle is getting restless
and I don't want him cutting in.

Good luck.

(MICROPHONE SCREECHES)

Thank you all for coming out today
to be here for the unveiling

of this wonderful art piece

to commemorate the bounties
of our shire.

Today is a moment
that art and tourism

will wrench control
of the town's economy

and give it back to the people.

I know you're all desperate to see
it, so let's not stand on ceremony

and let's have
a good old-fashioned perv.

(CHEERING)

(LAUGHTER)

How much did that cost?
Not the point, Ajax.

Hayles, it looks like
a cock and balls.

Don't say that!

(SNICKERS)
Oh, no.

(ALL LAUGH)

Uh, everybody is saying
that it looks...

Yes, I know what they're saying
so just keep smiling. MAN: Ladies.

One, two...
What do we do?

It's art!
They're allowed an interpretation.

What are we supposed to call
this one, then?

Oh, I think the work
speaks for itself, Rod.

Do you want to know
what it's saying to me?

It's saying you've out-smarted
yourself here, Meryl Knight.

It is a pretty big chunk
of council money

to spend on a suggestive sculpture.

Hops? Exactly!
Distinctive flavour terroir.

That's awesome. People love that.

Exactly. What assets do you have
against the loan?

The farm.

It's... it's not your farm, Matt.
It's Mummy and Daddy's.

Oh, come on, Tim. Just approve it.

I can't. Come on, Tim.
Don't be a dick!

More debt, banks love that.
I need assets against it.

Look, let me spell it out for you.

Technically, you are a 37-year-old
man who owns... his clothes.

You've got nothing.
Is your car even in your name?

Yes.

It's not.

Really?
No. It's all Daddy's.

Why don't you get him to come in,
or at least give you a note

saying you can be late to class.

It's not funny.
Well, it's a little bit funny.

How long do you reckon
till we get back on the plane?

Not listening.

Come on, this is rare
common ground between us.

We could help each other.

I have trust issues with you.

Just roll up your sleeve for me,
mate.

Something wrong?

This tapping thing.
I could show you. Definitely helps.

Let's just get this trip
over and done with.

There you go. Thank you. Next.

Oh, I can't be here.

I know a buyer when I see one, man.

Yes, well, I'm just browsing.

Nice shop.

I can't be here.
So go, mate.

(PHONE RINGS)

Ken. Dr Knight! I have good news.

I knew you would. You are the man.

We can get Joey into the trial.

Not the next one,
the one in six months.

He'll be dead in six months, Ken.

(STAMMERS)

So it's bad news,
not good news that I bring.

Hmm. Well, you tried.

I believe we have exhausted
the processes.

I don't know what else we could...
You're fired. Thanks, Ken.

(HANG-UP TONE)

You buying or what, mate?

Gift for a friend.

Course it is, mate. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, there you are. We've been
diverted - farm accident.

We're not going back to town?
No, not this morning.

I've got calls to make.
I can't make them out there.

Sorry people's medical emergencies
don't fit in with your calendar.

Let's just get on the plane.

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

(GROANS)

You OK? You look a bit...
Think I'm going to be sick.

That sandwich must have been
older than me!

Your stomach?
Sick... sick bag.

Sick bag!

(VOMITS)
Oh! Oh, my god! Oh, my God!

Please, keep flying!

Under the seat.

(YELLS) Under the seat!
Yep!

(WHIMPERS)
Got it, got it!

(VOMITS)
(GASPS)

I'll be fine.

(GROANS) No. No, I won't.

We're almost here
so I'll try and land the plane, eh?

What does she mean 'try'?

(VOMITS)

Do you think she is OK?
Does she look OK, doctor?

Cody, are you...?
(GROANS) Oh, Lord.

Keep your fluids up and we will
check on you later.

(GROANS) Heaven help me.
Stay up wind of yourself.

(COUGHS)

(MAN GROANS)

There they are now.
They'll tell you.

Don't move!

The caller said that there was
a suspected broken back.

But I'm guessing not.

My wife had to make the call.
She may have exaggerated.

I'm a nurse! I know what to do.

Not any more, love.
It was a long time ago.

She's got that Alzheimer's.
It's my ankle.

Can you move your toes from me,
Mr Conti?

I'm Martin. I'm fine, fine!

And your fingers, Martin. Took a
bump to the head though, didn't you?

I... I blacked out for a second
and saw stars

and came down to earth.

Can you set up for me? Yeah.

That stupid old man
just fell off his ladder.

It's a sprained ankle.
We flew here. In a plane!

Concussion too.

That's the job though, isn't it?
Emergencies in remote locations.

(PHONE RINGS)

Betty, what's up?

Joey came in breathless
and wanted to see you.

They are treating him now.
Can you put him on?

Hello. Hey, mate.
How are you feeling?

I'm on a drip. Feel great.

Hospital grade pharmaceuticals.
Living the dream.

Well, enjoy, rest up.
I'll see you soon, OK?

Don't worry. Love you.

Hugh, I called that number
and did what you asked.

Did you cry? I sobbed.
It was really moving.

"I'm his wife. We've got six kids
and little Hamish keeps asking,

"'Why is Daddy lying down
and looking sad all the time?'"

And?

They have hearts of stone,
those people.

So I ditched the act and
I just plain begged from my heart

and then they got all official
and started using words like

'harassment' and 'AVO'
and then they hung up on me.

Alright, well, you're fired too.
I'm heading back now anyway.

No, you're not. Cody can't fly.
We're stuck here the night.

No, I've got Joey in the hospital.
I have to get him into this trial.

I need to get back now.
Will you fly the plane or will I?

We can always take it in turns
between crying and vomiting.

Funny.

Thank you.

(PHONE RINGS)

Trev.
Hugh.

I have a question for you. Who is
the smartest pig in the world?

I don't know. Who is
the smartest pig in the world?

Einswine. (CHUCKLES)

Look at you with the joke!
Yeah, I know. Did it work?

Actually wasn't bad.
Hey, can you do me a favour?

Only because
you thought my joke was funny.

Do you know a Dr Vincent,
immunologist?

Adelaide General?
Yeah. You guys friends?

You know I don't do friends,

but we have a good
professional relationship.

How can I help?

We are trending on Twitter!

"Things are looking up in Whyhope!
Worth a visit."

Uh, #funnyart, #my-winebottle-penis
is-bigger-than-yours.

Sometimes you can trend
for all the wrong reasons.

Controversy could be
just as good for tourism.

Once the visitor numbers are up,
Rod is left high and dry.

But is that the message
we want to send?

"Come for sexy art,
stay for dinner."

That's a good slogan. Tweet that.
We'd be encouraging them.

Hayley, opportunity is like
an erection - use it or lose it.

Ugh.

(CHATTER IN BACKGROUND)

So you went to the bank?

I stupidly thought that
since I keep this place afloat,

I should be allowed
to make some decisions.

You knew I said no
but you went behind my back.

What's going on?
Hops, mate.

A beautiful paddock full of hops.

Giving value to our brew,
adding to our brand,

creating an original local story.

Only Rupert Murdoch here
won't let go of his empire

and the bank won't loan me anything
without his signature.

This is still my land.

Pop gave Mum this land.

And even then, he had to sell off
Bundoon

to pay for the whole
that you put us in in the '90s.

Everything you touch turns to shit.

Don't you speak to me like that.

Don't you tell me what to do,
old man. Stop it!

Agh!

Uh! (GROANS)

Dad! No!

Ugh! Dad!
(COUGHS)

Shit, Matt, stop!

(MATT AND JIM GROAN)

(WINCES)

Ahh.

Does it hurt?
Yes!

Did you think I wouldn't hear?
What is wrong with you?

At least I didn't put a big dick
in Memorial Park.

Why wouldn't I? I've had one
living in my kitchen for 40 years.

If you didn't bottle everything up
until it got all angry,

then you could have properly
sorted it out years ago.

Well, you can't talk to him.
That's true.

Now you've got your blood up,

do you reckon you could go
punch your mum out for me?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Ow.

Ow!
(MOCKINGLY) Ow!

You know you should be resting
that ankle.

Oh. I'm still embarrassed.

Dragging you all the way out here
for nothing.

And now you've got to
stay the night.

Well, it's not your fault that
our pilot has a weak stomach.

That would definitely be
a consolation, though.

I don't usually start
till I've put Deb to bed,

but this is a very special day.

Cheers. Must be tough looking after
her all the way out here, all alone.

No.

So she doesn't always remember who
I am, but I always know who she is.

You know, you just might be my first
ever good marriage role model.

Oh.

Truth, I've been a right bastard.

I never listen,
haven't always been faithful.

She's always stuck by me
so I'm going to stick by her.

In the end, that's what love is.

Come on, I'll show you to your room.

Thank you.

It's only a double
but it's very comfortable.

So where is Hugh going to sleep?

Your pilot is in the other room
with a bucket.

Look, thanks so much for the
hospitality. Penny's only joking.

She knows I don't snore too much.

Quick, get a photo of the dick.
Come on.

(LAUGHS) Move up a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool.

Come on. (GIGGLES)

Why do they all do that?

You're the one who's been
tweeting about it being sexy.

It's a defence strategy.

Oh, this is all my fault.
Well, you didn't choose the thing.

I knew it was under there.

But I didn't want it to be true
so I didn't deal with it

and now everyone is making fun
in the press.

Not just local -
national press are calling

and everyone's going to see it

and then Meryl's going to get
voted off the council.

Really? Well, that sucks.

Well, it hasn't happened yet,
obviously.

And it won't. Not if I can help it.

Big spoon or little spoon?

Don't bring your dirty mind
into Martin and Deb's spare room.

I was talking about snuggling.

You know you weren't.
Well, not now I'm not.

(SNICKERS) Let's just get in.

I usually like that side.

So long as you don't sleep
in the nude, I really don't care.

Again with the dirty talk.

Nude. Nude. Nude!

(BOTH GIGGLE)

So, how long do you think they've
both been out here like this?

Oh...

..a long time.

He's got his work cut out for him.

Well, he loves her.

(SNIGGERS)
What?

I know what commitment is.
I mean that, that is a marriage.

I thought you were against marriage.

Oh, yeah. For me.

And kids?

Of course.
Hugh Knight is human after all.

I've actually got a kid.
Only just found out.

Oh. OK.

I wasn't expecting that.

He's...

..he's 16. His mum never told me
that she was pregnant.

Have you met him?
Yeah. He doesn't know who I am.

And I don't know how to tell him,
but he's a good kid.

He's... he's free.

In a way that I never was.

So I don't want to spoil that
with my news.

You're already being a parent.

Taking the pain yourself rather
than passing it on to your kid.

Who would have thought?

(PHONE BUZZES)

I think that's me.

Oh.

It's Aoife. I texted her
about Deb's record. Um...

Just maybe if I...

"I love you. You have twelve hours."

Look what God made. Ain't it pretty?

You're kidding me?

She's my best nurse!

She's very talented.

Which is why I don't want
to lose her in two weeks

when she comes to me with
a broken heart and a transfer form.

Why would she have a broken heart?
Why in two weeks?

I think we both know
what's going on here. Oh, really?

Maybe we're in love.
You're so... judgemental.

You've said those words to her? "I
love you, Aoife." You've said that?

I have... You know what?
That's private.

So no. Of course not.
Look, it's confusing, OK?

I only just found out
that I'm a dad.

Oh, you're an appalling human being!

You can sleep on the floor.
No! You're not the boss of the bed.

You know what?
I need to get some air anyway.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

You ARE an appalling human being.

(PHONE RINGS)

Did you talk to your friend?

He's not my friend.
Hang on.

So, Trev, is he in the trial or not?
There is no way. The list is full.

They are starting next week. It is
too late to even get Joey approved.

(SIGHS)

Alright.
Go back, offer him 50 grand.

Like a bribe?
It's for Joey.

So not like a bribe,
exactly a bribe!

Hugh, I am not comfortable
with that.

Well, call it a donation,
no strings. Whatever it takes, OK?

I'll do it.
Call me back.

(COUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Wow!

It's just like being
back at Chequers!

I saw Shirley Bassey there,
you know. (SNIFFS)

That must have been amazing.

I feel like dancing.
Come on, sugar! Let's dance!

(LAUGHS)

Certainly do have the moves.
Oh, yeah!

(GIGGLES)

Spin me!

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Oh. You're making my...
heart flutter.

(PANTS)
Deb?

(BREATHLESSLY)
It's beating so... fast.

Do you want any medications, Deb?
Anything for your heart? Deb?

Penny, wake up. Wake up!

What is it?
Arterial fibrillation.

Wake up Martin and see
what kind of medication Deb's on.

Stay with me, Deb.

OK, Martin, we are going to use
the defibrillator

to reset the arrhythmia.

When I tell you,
you can't touch her, OK?

Switching on.
(DEFIBRILLATOR BEEPS AND CHARGES)

(SIGHS)

(BEEPING)
And stand clear.

(HEART BEATS)

(EXHALES)

OK, heartbeat is good.
She'll be OK?

She's just had an arrhythmia.
We've got her stable again.

She is going to be just fine.

It's lucky I fell off the roof,
eh, love?

Eh? Got the doctors here.

DEB: A cup of tea would be nice.

Thanks, doctor.
Thank you.

Doctor.
Thank you.

What did they want?

Irresponsible, stupid, reckless,
immature, not to mention illegal.

Look, she's admitted to taking it
herself. She is fine.

She has Alzheimer's!

When are you going to grow up and
accept responsibility for anything?

Hard to say.
(PHONE RINGS)

I'll have to take that.

Course you do.

And I'll be needing
your urine sample.

Trev. I came to this country to get
away from this kind of corruption.

Did it work? 50 grand donation
and Joey is on the trial.

(SIGHS HAPPILY) You're a genius.

I feel dirty. Leave me alone.

(WHISTLES)

(LAUGHS)

Ah! (GIGGLES)

What?

(MOCK SERIOUS VOICE)
"We're in love."

You're ridiculous!

Maybe we are. And maybe a pig
is about to fly past our window.

(STUTTERS)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Welcome back.

Dr Knight, we've got a bit of
a situation with Jaz, the penectomy.

Oh, your drug buddy.
Isn't that sweet?

Aoife...

..I love you.

What is wrong with you?

I'm saying it back.
Bugger me - timing!

You better get out there.

By the way,
I love you so much right now.

You can speak to the doctor.

Well, you're looking better.

Amazing how a bit of fresh air
fixes... most things.

This is my fiancee, Erin.
Hugh Knight.

He won't tell me what's going on.

Right.
What is going on?

It's not serious, is it?

We have the most perfect wedding,
honeymoon, life planned.

He's freaking me out!

Everything's fine.
Then why is he here?

And everything is also relative.

You can think that something
is enough,

and then you get a bit less and then
you realise that that is also good.

In fact, it could even be
a better... fit.

Is he dying?

Oh, no.
No! No, no, of course not.

Oh, thank God!
I love him so much!

What is it?
Why is it such a mystery?

Nothing has to change.
What's wrong with him?

Jaz has suffered
a self-inflicted penectomy.

What's that?

He was high on ice and
cut the end of his old fella off.

Look, but it's fine.
He has a fully functioning urethra.

It's a happy ending,
when you think about it.

His...

Yes.

You were high on ice
and you cut off your cock?!

It was just the tip.

It's...!
I know.

So it's rehab for him,
counselling for you both and...

..no sex for a while.

No danger of that!

Ugh.

There probably wasn't a way
I could have told that news

where she was going to be happy.

No, I guess not.

You've got some fluid build-up
so we are going to give you

something called a thoracentesis.

That doesn't sound good.

Doesn't hurt.

It will just drain the fluid
off your lungs

so you can breathe a bit easier.

Little sting here.
It's just going to come back.

Not after this trial, it won't.

How much is all this going to cost
anyway?

Don't you worry about that.
That's all sorted.

At least, it will be.

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

What are you doing, Hugh?

Helping out.
Ha! Yeah, that's crap.

I know you're looking for
Mum's money.

What's it for?

Joey. Look...

..he's running out of time. I found
this thing that could help him.

Well, I'm pretty sure
it can help him. 99% certain.

Well, it's a good... Anyway.

I had to convince these people that
I was right. For that, I need cash.

Yeah, whatever.
It's not Mum's anyway.

Other side of the fountain,
10 paces to the east.

Oh. Fuck.

You hear about Dad and Matt?

Reckon Dad had it coming.

He's just not very good at talking.

Jeez, you always forgive him,
don't you?

Well, why do you two
hate him so much?

That way he is with you,
we never saw any of that.

I mean, I walked away years ago,
but Matt's always put up with it.

Maybe he'd finally had enough.

He's never even raised his voice
at me.

No. You're the special one.

Because I'm adopted?

How do you feel about that?

Oh, like... I don't know.
I never felt different.

Except with you, maybe.
But everyone feels that.

What does that mean?

No, I don't want to say.

Uh, no - say.

When you'd visit before,

everyone would kind of act up,
be all smart or funny or whatever,

and once you go we could all relax
and be ourselves again.

It was like you were the special one
and I was just part of the family.

(LAUGHS) Yes!

You owe me one.

Any time.
How about now?

It's 3am! You should just be
getting home by now.

What sort of gay are you?

Country gay.

We need your help.

(CHUCKLES) Hey, hey!

Do you know what I've
been thinking about?

Hocking Street!
Hocking Street!

Every single letterbox all at once.

(BOTH IMITATE EXPLOSIONS AND LAUGH)

Will you two old ladies stop
gas-bagging and get on with it?

Sounds just like you
when we were 16.

No! You think?
Yep.

Come on. Let's go.

Budge up.

Uh, what are you guys doing?
Hayles! Oh!

It's for Mum.
Uh-huh.

It's illegal. And dangerous.

Look, would you rather spin a story
about an explosion or a huge...?

Don't say it. Ugh, I never want
to hear that word again.

(SIGHS)

Actually, I quite like it
from this angle.

There's a classic balance to the
composition that's very pleasing.

Oh, enough with the chit chat.
Let's blow this mother.

(ALL LAUGH)

Yeah!
(CAR ALARMS SOUND)

Yes! You know we should really
just run. Yeah.

(ALARMS CONTINUE)

(CLEARS THROAT)

What's this? Give that to Trevor
when you arrive. It's for the trial.

Are you sure you want to waste this
on me?

How do you know I'm not
going to take the cash

and run away to Mexico?

Because I've seen you on tequila
and it's embarrassing.

If you were me,
would you be doing this? Absolutely.

Well then, I really am
making the wrong decision.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Mm!

Mm... Just wait, stop.

I've got something to say
and once I've said it,

you're going to think I'm a prick,
so brace yourself.

This doesn't sound good.

I'm sorry that I said I loved you.

Oh.
Not that you're not lovable -

you're hilarious and beautiful
and sexy as.

I just...

..didn't say it
for the right reasons.

In fact, if you compiled
a list of circumstances

under which it is
the worst possible reason

to tell someone that you loved them,

I ticked all the boxes
and then some.

So you don't love me?

Everyone loves you.
Hugh.

Not the way
you deserve to be loved, no.

You're right.
I think you're a prick.

Yup.

MERYL: That's a very expensive mess.

HAYLEY: Luckily, the insurance
covers all the damages.

We're covered?

Theft, destruction and vandalism,
up to and including

the value of the artwork.

Who knows? With all that publicity,

the estimated value
could have even gone up.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Which child did you steal that from?

No, it's mine.

You've been taking a big risk
on my behalf.

I need a doctor. It's not for you,
it's for the hospital. Still.

I keep putting you in that position.

True.

Thank you.
Mm.

No, um...

(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND)
..thank YOU.

Is that what I think it is?

(AOIFE SOBS LOUDLY)

Maybe somebody died.

Huh!

Heh.

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