We the Coyotes (2018) - full transcript

Amanda and Jake are in love and want to start a new life in Los Angeles. Will they make the right decisions? The first 24 hours of their new life take them all around the city, bringing them more surprises and frustrations than expected.

Jake, Jake, are you awake?

Hmm? What's up?

Feel the air.

Wow.

Yeah, it's different.

It's not dry.

It's a different kind of hot.

I've never felt this before.

- It's kind of shiny.
- "Shiny"?

Yeah.

Give me a fucking kiss.



Thank you.

Okay, 4626.

I think, I think... up here.

- Yeah.
- That it?

Yeah.

Ready?

Jeanine!

- Hi, I'm Jake.
- Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Well, welcome to Tarzan.

- Thank you.

Well, come on in.

Sorry, hey.

Okay, the boys are
sleeping, so we have to...



I'm sorry we got here so late.

Oh, no, it's fine.

Oh, my god, look at
you, you're so grown up.

You look like your mom.

Oh, god, don't say that.

Okay, so, you have an
interview tomorrow.

I do, yeah, 1:00 P.M.
in Hollywood.

So, you should probably
leave round 11:30.

Traffic can get crazy.

Yeah, that's kind of
what I'm thinking.

Great.

Is this you, babe?

Oh, man, I forgot about this picture!
-Yeah.

You were so cute.

I was so little.

Well, you guys
must be wiped out.

Yes. - Yes.

Okay, I'll show
you to your rooms.

You will be sleeping
upstairs in the guest room.

And Jake, you're going
to be in Bob's office.

- There's...
- Uh...

Well, we usually just
sleep in the same room,

- because you know, we're
a couple and all. I know.

I know, I know, I thought
about it, it's just...

The boys go to
catholic school, so...

Oh, I don't remember
you being religious.

I'm not. But it's

not a conversation
that I really want to

have with them yet and
the last thing I need

is for them to say
anything in school. So...

Children are the future.

I can't sleep.

You didn't tell me it
was a monastery here.

I'm sorry.

I had no idea that she
was going to be like this.

It's no big deal.

Oh, really?

I mean, besides that,

- this ain't a bad spot
to be, uh, kicking it.

Do you know if this
thing has bubbles?

Uh, there's gotta be
a switch somewhere.

When are we gonna
make some money quick,

so we can get out of here?

Hey, in the worst case scenario,

the restaurant told
me they'd hire me back

if things didn't work out here.

And I'm sure I could
get you a job there too.

Jake...

But, babe, we're moving
here, that's the plan.

I know. I know. It's
just backup plan.

Found the switch.

Mom, Tim took the backpack.

Ow!

Oh, I was so hungry.

Right.

Me too. This is so much better
than gas station breakfast.

Sure is.

So, um,

what are you going
to do here, Jake?

Uh, oh, man.

Sorry. Um...

I don't know, I just want to take a
couple of days, get used to the city.

Um, yeah.
- Feel that out a little bit.

I've never seen the pacific, so
I wanted to get onto the beach.

And maybe check out the
Griffith observatory.

So I figure I'll do that.

Well, that sounds
like a solid start.

Well, Jake's been working
in several different fields

and he just needs to figure out
exactly what he wants to do here.

Right, babe?

Yeah.

So, um, how's uncle Bob?

When does he get back?

He's good. He, um...

He's gone for another two weeks.

He's in China right now
and then he's in London

- and...

Somewhere else after that. I don't
know, it's hard to keep track of him.

Wow!

- He's road wide.
- Yeah.

He's gone, you know, half the time.
Sometimes more.

Shit. That's a lot.

Ooh, Jake used a bad word.

- I'm sorry.
- Shit.

Oh, oh, don't do it.

- Shit.
- God! Uh-uh.

Enough with the attitude, okay?

-Give me... give me the screen.

No! - Yeah.

I need to finish
this game first.

You don't need to finish the game
and you've been on it all morning.

That was him. I only had
it for like 10 minutes.

- I'm so close.
- What did I say?

You guys wanna, uh,
show me the pool

I can show you guys some flips.

Mom won't allow us to go out to
the pool without adult supervision.

Dylan, he is an
adult, you idiot.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Mom, can we go to
the pool with jakey?

- Please, can we?
- Yeah.

- Yes.
- Thanks.

Go put your suits on.
Don't forget the sunscreen.

Okay.

All right, which one of
you guys is the best?

I am.

Are you ready?

Is it cold?

Oh, my god!

Thank you. So, um...

Jake is interesting.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

How long have you
guys been dating?

- Just over six months now.
- Oh, wow!

Oh, my god, so it's new?

But, you're already moving in?

Um, yeah, but, I mean, we've practically
been living together all summer.

Really? - Yeah.

And it seems kind of dumb to
try and pay for two rents.

Yeah.

Yeah. Just...

Your mom's pretty
worried, that's all.

Yeah? What is she worried about?

Him.

Well, mom decided she didn't like
Jake before she even met him.

- What?
- It's nothing. It's just...

Did she tell you to have
this conversation me or...

No. No, come on. Do you
think I would do that?

Come on.

Jump with the donut, dy.

I didn't even see you
because I was already in.

- Here.
- Give me the ball.

I got it.

done today?

He's not even trying to get a job.
He has no future.

I know you see that.

I'm sorry, aunt jeanine...

You have to stand on it.

Just try. Are you in?

Yeah.

Do... do the thing you
used to do down here.

- and I know you.
I hear you and I hear...

-You're... You're not hearing me.
- Both of my parents.

It's my own life, okay?

And I can make my own decisions.

Jake? Jake.

Jake.

-What? -We're gonna leave, right now.
Let's go.

Oh, yeah?

Thank you.

So you want to tell me
what happened in there?

You don't want to know.

Yeah, I actually do.

Well, she basically just told me that
you're the biggest loser on the planet.

Your whole family thinks I'm
the biggest loser on the planet.

You know, I thought it was just
my parents, and now we're here

and jeanine's saying
the same thing,

and it's bullshit, Jake!

Yeah, it is bullshit, but,

what are we supposed to do now?

I don't know. I guess,
we get a shitty motel

for a few nights until we
figure out what's next.

And how does all this fit
into your little budget?

Um...

I actually have some extra
cash that I think we can use.

Oh, yeah? What is it?
This bit of extra cash?

Where did you find that?

You should really get
better at hiding your money.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd
be going through my shit!

Where did you get it?

Why are you so
fucking nosy today?

My dad gave it to me.

Oh, he gave it to you?

Yeah.

And I'm going to pay him back.
It's just like a...

Just in case.

I feel like shit.

And I look like
shit, I'm sure and

I don't know how I'm supposed
to do this interview right now.

Relax.

Look, we came all this way.

You can't start acting
like a brat now,

just 'cause you got into
a fight with your aunt.

You're gonna be fine.

Will you please just tell
me one more thing, Jake?

Yeah, what's that?

Why is it that you
are such a loser?

Probably because I'm dating you.

- Right here?
- Wow!

Should we stop? Do we have time?

- Yup.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

I want to get a house over
there, like an apartment

at the top with a
swimming pool on the roof.

They have the
beach there, right?

Put in a surf shop.

That'd be the life.

Wait, I have a text.

Uh, "found a place
called mooky coffee.

"Meet there at 2:00. 1915 north
Bronson Avenue." Signed d boy.

Yeah, that's Danny. I told
him to text your phone,

so we can meet up while
you're at your interview.

Okay. Well,

you make sure to ask if we can
stay in his house for a few weeks.

Yeah, I know. I will.

I already thought about that.

Fuck, why is it so hot?

Slight pit stains. I'll just keep my
arms down like this the entire time.

It'll be like

I don't think we can hire...

I'm kidding. I'm
totally just kidding.

- Don't say that.
- I'm totally just kidding.

I'm so excited to be here. I think what
you guys are doing is really interesting.

We have to go about
things differently.

There's so much demand and...
And competition out there,

-you know, like... -And how do
you think you're gonna make...

I'm so fucking nervous.
I have all the answers,

but I don't even know
what to say right now.

- Yeah, you do. You're fine.
- I'm just like freaking out.

I'm so fucking stressed.

You're fine. Relax.
It's not that serious.

It is serious. - It is serious.

But you're gonna be okay. Just
answer the fucking questions.

- I'm gonna answer the questions.
- You're good, then.

Chill the fuck out, dude.

- Here.
- Here?

Yes. - Here?

Yes, here.

- Thank you.
- I'll slow down.

-I will see you back here in two hours.
-In two hours.

Yes, got it. Thank you.

Hey, babe. - What?

- Kill it.
- Thank you.

- Good luck.
- Okay.

- Excuse me?
- Hmm?

Do you possibly have a
pen that I can borrow?

Oh, of course.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Mmm-hmm.
- I'm Amanda, by the way.

- Chelsea.
- It's nice to meet you.

But they have this, like...

- Supreme records...
- Uh...

this is Claire,
how can I help you?

Chelsea?

Um...

I'm just curious, what did
you put for "salary desired'?

Well, it's different
for everyone.

So, what I wrote
down won't help you.

Just take your previous
salary and add 10%.

Something like that.

This is kind of my...
My first job.

Yes, that's pretty obvious.

- Daisy, we're ready for you now.
- Thank you.

Wherever he works, if
you think about him.

It's like he's not around.

Creepy and shitty to women.
-Yeah.

But as someone to work with,

-he's great at his job
so he gets a pass. -Yeah.

And people don't hold
guys ike that accountable.

That's the thing. You have to like,
pretend like everything's okay.

And that's like the worst part.

You know, working in music
is like the blend between

the professional and social.

It's like... it's, you know.
It's the two...

Um, Chelsea, we're
ready for you now.

Great.

My daughter-in-law
is a hipster...

Is that what you call them? So I'm trying
to get her something trendy, you know.

Yeah, well, I don't think you can
go wrong with either of these.

- I mean...
- Um...

this one has great vegetarian
recipes and, yeah...

You know, well, if you
think they're good, um...

I'll just get them both, it's
just so hard to get her something.

- So, yeah, I'll just get them both.
Are you sure?

- Yeah, if you like them...
- Yeah!

I'm sure they're good.

I think she's gonna love it.
Yeah.

- Thank you so much.
- And if she doesn't

-you can always bring it back.
-We're going

back to New York, so I
don't know about that...

Oh! Well... - Yeah. But my friend
recommended the store and she said

that I had to come here.

Oh, thank you. I'll
tell everyone I know.

- Thanks for coming in.
- I really appreciate your help.

- Thank you so much. Bye.
- Bye.

So you're into French poetry.

I saw you guys have uh, quite
the collection over there.

- Yeah. Thanks.
- Yeah.

Who's your favorite?

Probably Francis ponge.

That's unusual. Do
you speak French?

- No. I mean...
- Do you read in French?

I try as much as I can.

I don't understand anything
when I try to read in French.

Sometimes I'm not understanding
everything either, but...

The words in French have
their own musicality, almost.

- Yeah, I've heard that before.

Um, I'll have to
give it a try again.

- Yeah.
- Thirteen dollars.

Mmm-hmm. Here you go.

Thank you.

Um, I saw you guys were looking
for someone to work here?

Yes. We were.

"Were"?

Yeah, we... we interviewed a
lot of people already and so,

my partner and I,
we're going to make our

decision based on the
applicants we already have.

- Oh, okay.
- Why? Were you interested?

Um, I mean, yeah. I just moved
here and I'm looking for a job.

And, um, I've always
sort of wanted

to work in a bookstore.

So you've never
worked in a bookstore?

I mean, no, but
I'm always reading.

Right, um...

- Do you have a resume on you?
- Um, I do.

- Here you go.

I just broke my phone.
Um, if you don't mind,

-I'm just gonna
put my girlfriend's

number down. -Yeah, sure.

Here you go.

- Okay, Jake.

I'll add your resume
to the ones selected

and I'll tell my
partner about you.

That'd be awesome.

- Thank... can you put
in a good word for me?

Yeah, I'll, uh, I'll
tell him that you...

Can make a latte.

And that you seem
very knowledgeable

despite your complete
lack of experience.

Well, I'd appreciate that.

- The best lattes, though.
- Yeah, the best.

- Absolutely.
- Super.

He sounds so cheesy, doesn't he?

How about you? Have you
met anyone recently?

There's this guy
in my yoga class,

-he's been putting his mat next to mine...
-Oh, my god.

a couple of times.

And then, the other day,

he asked me out.

We went to that Mexican
vegan restaurant.

Oh, I wanted to go there.

It's so good.

It's about... It's a web series.
Uh, it's about a woman.

She's recently divorced.

She meets this homeless dog.

And it's kind of about their,
like, uncanny relationship.

Mmm-hmm. -And I think you could
be kind of perfect for it.

You know, that sounds amazing.

Thank you. Because you're
going to get to do...

I mean, I just want
to take the character

- left and right. Up and down.
- Yeah.

Up and down.

I mean, you know how I get when
I play characters. You know.

"C" stands for "cat".

- That's my name.
- Jake.

What's going on,
gilmore, how are you man?

- Good?
- Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah!

- Yeah, it's good to see you.
-Good to see you, too, man.

Welcome to the city. Man,
how do you like it here?

It's cool. It's different.

You're not gonna wanna leave here.
Trust me.

How are you? How's the
music and everything?

I saw you were playing
a bunch of shows.

- You know, here and there.
- Yeah?

-Yeah. Things been going good. -That's
good, man. When's your next one?

Tonight. Actually,
I got this, uh,

big-ass house party to do.

You should come by.

Shit, man, this is
like good old times.

The address is right there.

I always knew you'd make it.

Yeah, man.

What about you, gilmore, huh?

What about me?

I heard you got something serious going on.
Amanda, right?

Yeah. She's cool.

You see...

Don't give me that look.

How about you? How's the...
How's the dating scene here?

Ooh. Yeah, man...

I've had a few
adventures, if you will.

I'm sure it's real tough getting
laid here, being a rapper and all.

You know, I'm kind
of over it though.

You know, maybe I should find
something more serious, like you.

- Yeah?
- Find a nice girl, settle down.

I get a dog, I start working
out, I move to the valley.

Wow! Kind of loud.

Hey, buddy, just, uh, two
friends reconnecting over here.

Yeah, man.

You wanna get
something from here?

No, man, I think I'm, uh,
good on the $6 cups of coffee.

I'll save that
fanciness for you.

Welcome to la, man, that's
called a single-cup pour over.

- Is that what that's called?
- Yeah.

I think it's called bullshit.

That's bougie.

- "Bougie"?
- Mmm.

- Amanda.
- Hello, nice to meet you.

I'm Greg. This is dick.

- Awesome.
- Have a seat, please.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

I do wanna let you guys know
I'm so thrilled to be here.

I think what you're doing at supreme
is not only innovative but audacious.

And it's super exciting.

Oh, thanks for that, Amanda.
Could you uh, tell us about

your responsibilities
at major lakes records.

Well, I... I was the key intern
for my entire time there. Um...

I was mostly working directly
under the executive administrator

and, uh, you know, my responsibilities
ranged from screening calls,

scheduling and coordinating
meetings with artists

and take notes during those
meetings and additionally,

I was responsible for training
all new interns that came on.

Okay. Do you consider
yourself a self-starter?

Certainly. Uh...

-Definitely, I would consider
myself a self-starter. -That's good.

That's good to hear. Can you uh,
can you maybe give us an example?

- Um...
- Any one.

Yeah, uh, let's see.

About a month after I
started at major lakes, uh...

We... we host this annual
showcase, you know,

it's a big deal, all
of our artists perform.

Um, and about an hour
before the event started,

our social media person
called in with the flu.

Uh, my boss, he wanted to go
offline for the entire event,

but I... I stepped
up to the plate...

um, and handled it all.

And, uh, we actually received more positive
feedback that year than any previous.

- Wow, that's awesome.
- That's great.

Yeah, that's awesome. Your boss
must have been thrilled about that.

Yeah, yeah, he
was pretty stoked.

Uh, do you think that, uh...

We could stay at your
place for a few days?

Uh, the thing is, man, I'm kind
of living in my car right now.

What?

Uh, I had this really cheap place at
first, but they wanted to tear it down

and start making
room for new condos.

So I got kicked out.

That's fucked, man.

It's okay.

Save up some cash
and figure it out.

Yeah.

You know, when me and Amanda get a
spot, you can just come stay with us.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah. Totally.

Weren't you supposed to be
staying with Amanda's people?

Yeah, we were, but, uh,

it didn't really
work out too well.

I don't know. Things have just always been
kind of weird between me and her family.

What? You don't like them?

I don't really know
them that well.

I mean, they're cool, I guess.

It's just...

There's been some
awkward moments.

-So... -Well, as long
as you got Amanda,

- fuck 'em.
- Yeah.

How could I be so lucky?

Hit me with it.

- You ready?
- Let's do it.

Uh, okay...

- Pow!

All right. All right.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay. Come on. Come on.

You still got it, you still got it, jg.
You still got it.

I mean, community management skills
are a great thing to have today.

-Yeah. -Greg over here can't

do that, can you, Greg?

- Why would you say that?
- I mean, it's true.

-Why would you just
dog me in front of

her, like that, bro?
-I'm just saying.

Okay, so my daughter
has been teaching me,

- she's been trying to teach me
how to use snap... what is it?

- Snapchat. Snapchat, yeah.
- Snapchat.

- Different from Instagram?
- It is totally different.

Whatever the case is, I don't
get it, I don't get any of it.

Oh, you know what, maybe you
could help me, right? With that?

Definitely. That's
something I could do.

Could you give us a second?

- Yeah.
- Um...

I think we should just
go ahead and hire her

because I don't want...

I guess it's not
like we need to go...

- I think you just did hire her.

Like a bullhorn, but...

All right, Amanda, uh, you got a great
resume and a great attitude, so...

Here's the deal, we have a intern position
opening up next week, and we would

- like to offer it to you. Yeah,
so it's an unpaid position,

but we offer free parking and a
membership to the gym in the building.

- Mmm-hmm. It has a pool.
- It's right downstairs

- so it's super convenient.
- Very.

You're gonna love it.

Oh, um...

But I... I did apply
for the administrative

assistant position,
um, not an internship.

Oh, okay, so let me...

So we only hire our administrative
assistants form out intern pool.

- Yeah.
- So, I don't know,

- after maybe eight to...
- About twelve.

- twelve?
- Yeah.

twelve months, we can
set up another interview

and discuss possibilities then.

What do you say?
- So I would have to work

for a year for free, before
you even considered hiring me?

No, no, no, not free, just unpaid.
Yeah.

Right. Um...

Well, to be perfectly blunt, uh,

I can't afford to work for free.

I mean, all we can offer
you is an unpaid internship.

Right. Um...

I want you guys to know that I
do have the experience and...

And skills and I believe
that if you took the chance

on me that I wouldn't
disappoint you.

Amanda, this is a very
big record company.

You're lucky we're even
offering you an internship.

You know, people in this town would
kill for an opportunity like this.

So you're saying the company

is only able to offer positions
to people who are rich?

- I don't... uh, sorry...
- No, that's not...

- That's not true.
- We're not saying that at all.

We're offering
you an internship.

I... I don't think many young
people can afford to work for free.

- Um... Amanda, that's
the way we operate.

- without their families' support.
They've got parents

to pay for their lives.
What're you talking about?

Well, I don't.

Okay. Well, then, this
probably isn't the job for you.

- Um...
- This...

Okay, any... Do you want
to say something else?

-Okay, you know what, thank

you so much for your time. -Oh.

- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.

Right.

You can validate your parking
with Claire at the front desk.

She'll take care of you.

- Okay.
- You can see yourself out.

Thanks.

This is crazy, man.

Where do you think
they're all going?

You tripping, man.

- Come on.

The loud got you.
- It got to me, man.

Don't even think twice.

How'd it go?

Do you realize how long
I've been sitting here?

You said two hours, right?

Yeah. Which makes you late.

Babe, I don't have a phone.

And you know I don't
know this place.

How'd it go?

It was a waste of time.

I mean, they said that I was qualified and
then they offered me an unpaid internship.

Are you gonna take it?

No, I'm not gonna take it.
It's... it's not paid.

Did you ask Danny if we could
stay with him for a few days?

I did.

But he's living in
his car right now.

Great.

Maybe we should ask
him where he parks,

'cause we might
end up there soon.

Danny did help me
with something though.

What?

Some medical marijuana.

It's really high quality.

Fuck!

What?

What, Amanda?

This is what you do while
I'm in an interview.

You're out scoring drugs with
your homeless stoner friend.

I thought you'd enjoy
a little stimulant.

Yeah, I would. But in case
you didn't realize, Jake,

we have other shit
to deal with today.

Yeah, and clearly you have
a genius fucking plan.

No, I don't. But I
figure we go to the car

we get my laptop and we try
and figure something out.

Look, at this point, I really
think it'd be more beneficial

for us to smoke a little
bit of this weed and

start getting acclimated
with this city.

- We don't even know this place.
- Really?

Is that what you think?

I know you're upset about
you interview and all,

I get it, but
that's not my fault.

At least, I had an interview.

Fuck you, Amanda.

I followed you all the way out here.
I quit my job for you.

And now you're trying
to put the blame on me?

-Okay, you did not
follow me out here. -No?

No. We came out here together.

And I cannot be the only
one who's trying to...

I don't know. I just
can't do this alone.

It... it feels like I...

I...

Maybe it was a mis...

I don't know. Maybe... Maybe you and I
shouldn't have come out here together.

This is fucking
bullshit, Amanda.

Wait.

Thought I parked it here.

- What do you mean, here?
- What the fuck?

No, I thought I
parked it right here.

Well, did you or didn't you?

I did.

Yeah, what the fuck?
Did someone steal it?

"No stopping 2:00 P.M.
to 6:00 P.M."

Did you not read the sign, Jake?

Yeah, I read the fucking sign.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah.

Oops!

This shit better not
be fucking closed.

Yes, yes. Coming, I'm coming.
Coming.

Hey.

Um, this way, please.

How can I help you?

Our car just got towed in Hollywood,
and we called the number on the sign,

and they told us it was here.

Mmm-hmm. Um, license plate
and driver's license, please.

Dude, I don't even know
the license plate number.

How can I find your car if you
don't know the license plate?

It couldn't have gotten here
more than two hours ago, man.

I mean, can you just
look at my license?

Um.

Make and model. Give
me make and model.

It's a '98, Nissan pathfinder.

Um, let's try.

Uh...

Piece of shit computer.

Found it.

And...

It's going to be,

uh, $536 to release the car.

- Car should then become...
- What, I'm sorry, $500?

You think we tow cars
for free of charge here?

Look, man... -There's no
way we can afford that.

Can you cut us any sort of deal?

The car's not even worth $500.

Yeah.

If you can't pay now, you
can leave the car here,

but it's going to be
extra $125 everyday.

No.

We can't pay now, man.

No, we're paying now, man.

Cash or debit?

Um, we actually have some cash
in the car that we should use.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay, look, we just want to get our money
from our car so that we can pay you.

This is not flea market.
No bargaining.

Jesus Christ, man. Fuck
it, let's just pay.

Okay, well, I mean, I don't know if I
even have enough in my account, so...

We'll split it.

Yeah. Can you just,
like half-and-half?

What the fuck is this?

What is that?

A fucking $175 parking ticket.

Hey, man, what the fuck it this?

A parking ticket?

$175?

On top of the 500 we just paid!

Uh, not my business,
I'm not police.

What... what do you mean?

It's not my business. - Jake,

what the fuck do you mean...
-Jake, where's the money?

It's in the glove box, babe.

- Okay, well, it's not there now.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

-Did you lock the doors? -Yeah,
I locked the fucking doors.

Well, then where is it?

Hey, asshole.

We left some fucking money
in the car, where is it?

I don't know what
you're talking about?

Yo, we just had money in
the motherfucking car!

Where is it?

- Hey, hey, hey!
- You have the fucking money!

- You can't...

- Jesus Christ!
- With your fucking wrench.

Huh!

Get the fuck out of here
or I'll call the cops.

Then call the fucking
cops, you bitch-ass...

- I will call the cops.
- Can we please go in the car?

We're okay, just...

- Assholes.
- Just get in the car.

Just...

- Jake...
- Are you kidding me?

Let's just go.

Fuck!

White trash.

Just drive.

Oh, Jesus.

We shouldn't be leaving
here without the money.

I know he fucking has it.

Okay. I think he has it too, Jake,
but like, what are we supposed to do?

I can't make him give it to us.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Well, what do you want to do?

I. Don't. Know.

Jesus!

Don't worry about it.

No, seriously, I mean, I'll...

I'll get a job waitressing or...

Or, something, anything,
I'll make some money and...

It's you and me, right here.

Right now.

Sure, yeah, what would it take...
How long would it take

to launch a nuclear
missile once you got the...

Uh, okay, at my level,

at the lowest level of the chain
of command, it would take about

one minute. We would
receive a launch order

from a higher authority,
jump out of our seats

uh, in astonishment, open
a safe that is locked by

pad locks, pull out
codes and launch keys.

Check the codes in our safe against
the codes in the launch order.

And if they match,
we would proceed

to carry out a launch, uh,
checklist that would take about

one minute to carry out.
Uh, we weren't...

Should we check it out?

Why not?

Hey, sorry, do you know if
there's an open house happening?

Yeah.

Cool.

How's it going?

- Uh...
- Good.

Yeah, good. How about you?

Not too bad.

Just having the craziest day.

And why is that?

I have to pick up these
business cards in century city

and I've been looking at apartments
all day but they're shitholes,

- so... What, did you
just move out here?

Yeah. Took the red eye out.

Popped a xani. Got
hammered as fuck, but...

Couldn't get a minute of sleep,
so I'm basically hung over

dealing with all this bullshit.

It sucks.

Did you love out
here for work or?

Yeah. I'm starting a job in a
couple of days at this talent agency

so, I have to rush out.

Well, you're lucky you had
something lined up, you know.

It helps when you
know the right people.

Yeah. Who do you know?

Let's just say my
granddad runs the agency.

Do you know if there
happen to be any openings?

I don't think they're
hiring right now, uh...

But, um...

Shoot me an email.

We'll grab a drink sometime.

All right, guys, I'm going to
have you guys all come in together

for the next visit.

"Shoot me an email.
My grandfather...

What a fucking pretentious jerk.

I'm sure my parents
would love him.

A tenant is still occupying the apartment,
so please, be respectful to her stuff.

If you're interested, information
sheets are on the table.

You'd have to be a fucking Syrian
refugee to want to live there.

There was a fucking
condom on the ground.

Someone walked over it. Yes,
a used condom on the ground.

Jake.

Hey, what's up, man? Hey,
do you need a jacket?

- Hell, yeah.
- Yeah?

Uh, what the fuck are you doing?

- Thanks, man.
- Have a good one, brother.

- You too. Thanks, dude.
- Yeah.

Aw, dude, what the fuck!

Hey!

What the fuck?

- Ah, freezing!
- Come in.

Come on.

- Hi, mom.
- - Amanda, finally,

I've been trying to reach you all day.
Where are you?

Um, I'm at the beach.

I'm glad you got there safely.

How was your job interview?

It was great.

Well, that's good to hear.
Fingers crossed.

Uh, honey, uh,

there's something really important
I'd like to talk to you about.

Sure. What's up?

After you and Jake left,

we realized that a lot of money had
disappeared from your father's desk.

We looked at it from
every angle, honey,

and I hate to say this, but
it could really only be Jake.

We haven't had anyone else
over here since you left.

I'm sorry, honey, but I've
been trying to tell you

this guy doesn't have
any good intentions.

- Mom.
- Yes?

- Amanda?
- I took it.

What are you talking about?

Um...

I took the money.

I don't understand. You...

You're such a smart girl, Amanda.
I...

Why would you do
something like that?

I'm really sorry.

I... I think you
better come home.

Amanda.

Amanda, are you listening to me?

Who is it?

Amanda?

Come on! - Um...

- This is what I want.
- What?

Amanda...

- Hello?
- Hi!

Could I speak to Jake, please?

Um...

I'm sorry, but he's...
He's not available.

Uh, may I ask who's calling?

Um, you don't know me.

Um, I'm... my name is Jennifer. I...
I own the shop called book show.

Um, and Jake was here earlier
and he dropped off his resume

and I just wanted, we wanted to
let him that we'd like to hire him.

Oh...

Oh...

Well, uh, that's amazing.
Thank you so much.

-Yeah.

Um, actually though, could you ask
him if he could start on Monday?

Yeah.

Yeah. I think he can. Uh...

I'll... I'll check
with him, though.

Yeah, okay, great. That's great.
Um, so it's 9:00 A.M. Monday,

and if he has any
questions, you can call us.

Okay.

That sounds good.
Thank you very much.

Yeah, of course. Thank you. Bye.

Baby!

This it?

You guys made it.

Oh, Danny!

I'm so glad you guys came, man.

What's up, man?
- I'm good. I'm good, man.

I'm fucking happy you're here.

Hey, man, this is Amanda. - Amanda,
it is so dope to finally meet you.

Jake has said so much
good stuff about you.

Really? Like what?

Oh, my god, so
many great things.

That you're the love of his life
and he can't live without you.

And that you're getting married and you're
beautiful, which he wasn't lying about.

Ooh, we're getting married?

Oh, yeah. Of course.
Hey, can I officiate?

We can go to Vegas
right after the party.

All right. That's enough.

I'm gonna go grab a beer.

- Um, babe?
- Please.

Yes. - All right.

I'll let, uh, you guys
get to know each other.

Yeah.

Jake told me you wanted to
be in the music business?

I'm sorry, was that
the wrong subject?

No, it's fine.

Er, it's just that
right now I...

I don't really know what I want.

You guys just got here.

You need some time to settle in.

You know, he, um, he played
me some of your music

and I really liked it.

Yeah?

I actually think it's
really something.

Hey, maybe you
could work with me?

Yeah, like how?

You could be my
manager or something.

Manager or something?

Yeah.

Yeah. Sure.

We got all these artists
here making this dope music,

we don't know shit about
getting out to the world.

Well, I don't know how
useful I could be, but,

that sounds like fun.

We should talk more about it.

Maybe.

Maybe tomorrow.

Yo.

Cheers, to your new life here.

Daniel! Hey!

- Whoo!
- Hello, Katie.

- Hello.
- Thank you, baby.

- And Mona.
- Hi. Hello.

Pleasure seeing you. Just
showin' my friends around.

This is Amanda and that's Jake.

Oh, I've never seen you two.

- Your hair is so soft.
- Thank you.

- Katie, come feel it.

So you guys just moved here?

- Yeah, we just got here yesterday.
Where from?

Uh, Illinois.

You're from la, or...

Born and raised.

So, did you guys just...

So you can't tell me
nothing, baby, nothing

as much as I could today...

- Well, there you are.
- What's up, Dan?

Come on, let's go, man.

- All right.
- Are we going?

All right, come on. Come on.

Where are we going?

I'm gonna fuck you up.

We just gotta go
around this gate.

Are we allowed? Shh, you gotta be quiet.
Shh. Shh.

What if someone sees us?

I don't know.

You might get kicked out
of the country, actually.

I thought we were supposed
to be quiet up here.

No, howling is okay. People are
just going to think it's wolves.

Very convincing.

You heard me beat you, Danny.

Wait.

What was that?

It's a coyote.
Jake, they heard us.

Wait...

What?

You should see your
face right now.

Don't worry, you see them everywhere here.
They're harmless.

Yeah. Unless there's an entire pack
of them and you're by yourself.

No, shit. Guys, look.

Yeah, I've never
seen them this close.

That's wild.

It's our first time
waking up here together.

Except, we're not waking up.

The sun is waking up.

Yo, come on, guys.

Just a minute.