WALL·E (2008) - full transcript

In a distant, but not so unrealistic, future where mankind has abandoned earth because it has become covered with trash from products sold by the powerful multi-national Buy N Large corporation, WALL-E, a garbage collecting robot has been left to clean up the mess. Mesmerized with trinkets of Earth's history and show tunes, WALL-E is alone on Earth except for a sprightly pet cockroach. One day, EVE, a sleek (and dangerous) reconnaissance robot, is sent to Earth to find proof that life is once again sustainable. WALL-E falls in love with EVE. WALL-E rescues EVE from a dust storm and shows her a living plant he found amongst the rubble. Consistent with her "directive", EVE takes the plant and automatically enters a deactivated state except for a blinking green beacon. WALL-E, doesn't understand what has happened to his new friend, but, true to his love, he protects her from wind, rain, and lightning, even as she is unresponsive. One day a massive ship comes to reclaim EVE, but WALL-E, out of love or loneliness, hitches a ride on the outside of the ship to rescue EVE. The ship arrives back at a large space cruise ship, which is carrying all of the humans who evacuated Earth 700 years earlier. The people of Earth ride around this space resort on hovering chairs which give them a constant feed of TV and video chatting. They drink all of their meals through a straw out of laziness and/or bone loss, and are all so fat that they can barely move. When the auto-pilot computer, acting on hastily-given instructions sent many centuries before, tries to prevent the people of Earth from returning by stealing the plant, WALL-E, EVE, the portly captain, and a band of broken robots stage a mutiny.

Out there, there's a world
outside of Yonkers,

Way out there beyond
this hick town, Barnaby,

There's a slick town, Barnaby.

Out there, full of shine
and full of sparkle,

Close your eyes
and see it glisten, Barnaby.

Listen, Barnaby!

Put on your Sunday clothes,
there's lots of world out there

Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars

We're gonna find adventure
in the evening air

Girls in white in a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!

Put on your Sunday clothes,
we're gonna ride through town



In one of those
new horse drawn open cars

We'll see the shows at Delmonico's

And we'll close the town in a whirl

And we won't come home
until we've kissed a girl!

Too much garbage in your place?

There is plenty of space
out in space!

BnL Star Liners leaving each day.

We'll clean up the mess
while you're away.

The jewel of the BnL fleet, The Axiom.

Spend your 5-year cruise in style.

Waited on 24 hours a day
by our fully automated crew,

while your captain and auto pilot
try to course for non-stop entertainment.

Buy and dining.

And with our all access hover-chairs,
even grandma can join the fun.



There is no need to walk.

The Axiom, putting the star
in executive Star Liner.

Because of BnL,
space is the final frontier.

...in your Sunday...
No Monday in your Sunday...

No Monday in your Sunday clothes!

Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out

Strut down the street
and have your picture took

Dressed like a dream
your spirits seem to turn about

That Sunday shine is a certain sign
That you feel as fine as you look!

...about

And we'll recall...

...when time runs out

That it only...

...took a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!

And that is all

That love's about

...took a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!

Hold me close and hold me fast

The magic spell you cast

This is La Vie En Rose

When you kiss me, Heaven sighs

And though I close my eyes,

I see La Vie En Rose

When you press me to your heart,

I'm in a world apart

A world where roses bloom

And when you speak
Angels sing from above

Every day words seem

to turn into love songs.

Cancel.

Why zone?
Many? Are you monger?

Directive?

Directive?

Ta-da!

- Direc... tive?
- Directive?

Classified!

Name?

Wa... Wall-E.

Wall-E?

Wall-E!

Eve.

- E...
- Eve!

- E... A...
- Eve!

- Eve!
- Eva.

Eva!

Eve.

Eva! E-E-Eva!

Wall-E... Wall-E!

Eva!

Here is a little song I wrote

Sing it note for note...
Don't worry

Be happy

Here.

Look.

Pop.

You pop.

An odd seem.

Where is Wall-E!

And that is all

That love's about

And we'll recall...

...when time runs out

That it only...

...took a moment

To be loved...

Eva!

...a whole life long!

Eva?

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

E- E- Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva.

Eva.

Eva!

Eva.

Eva!

So let's go to over the driving range
and have a view of virtual race in the space.

Nah, we did that yesterday,
I don't wanna do that.

- Well, then what do you wanna do?
- I do not know. Something.

- Make a place...
- He's jealous because...

- We've just sell...
- Look, I'm tired of...

If you can't full the stroll
you haven't seen the side any good.

A cup. Over here!

Buy N Large,
everything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Come on!
Here, take the cup.

Hey, take the cup!

Please remain stationary!

A service robot will be here
to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Help!

Please remain stationary!

A service robot will be here
to assist you momentarily.

What's that?
What's going on?

Wall-E!

John.

- Eva?
- No. John.

Eva!

Bye, Wall-E.

A is for Axiom,
your home sweet home.

B is for Buy N Large,
your very best friend.

Time for lunch, in a cup.

Feel beautiful!

- I'm studying right now.
- I know honey. Ah, men...

Attention, Axiom shoppers!
Try blue, it's the new red.

The date after
we started to date...

...every holiday to this day
has been a virtual disaster!

- Why he wasn't so superficial, you know?
- Yeah, I know my dear.

There's a lot of men out there.

Well, I know, I know because I...
What the?...

Wall-E!

- Mary.
- Eva!

Oh, oh, sure, go ahead.

Eva.

Shade!

I didn't know we had a pool!

Captain, you're needed at the bridge.

I'm at the deck!

Morning.
Just a trim?

Oh, I see.
I know honey, I know.

I'm good, I'm good,
you look gorgeous.

- Sir.
- Coffee.

Sir...

Protocol, Auto.
First things first.

Computer! Status report.

- Mechanical systems?
- Unchanged.

- Reactor core temperature?
- Unchanged.

- Passenger count?
- Unchanged.

- The general food refill?
- Unchanged.

- Probe repair grounds?
- Unchanged.

- Atmosphere conditions?
- Unchanged.

- Conditions values?
- Unchanged.

- Ok, Auto.
- Sir, we have...

12:30? Auto, why didn't you wake me
for morning announcements?

Honestly, it's the one thing
that I can deal on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody.

And welcome to the day 255,642
on board in the Axiom.

As always, weather is above
22 degrees and sunny and...

Oh, hey, I see the ship's log is showing
that today is our 700th anniversary...

...of our 5 year cruise.
Well, I'm sure our forefathers...

...would be proud to know
that 700 years later...

...we'll be doing the exact
same thing they were doing.

So, be sure next meal time
to ask for your free...

..."Sep tu a centennial" cup cake in a cup!
Well, look at that!

Also, today we have a...

Hey, hey, Auto,
what's that flashing button?

Captain, probe Eve
has returned with positive.

Positive?

Eva!

But, no probes
ever come back positive...

...before.

Greetings and congratulations, captain!

If you are seeing this, that means your
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator...

...or EVE Probe has returned from Earth
with a confirm specimen...

...of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right, it means
it's time to go back home.

Home?
We're going back?

Now that Earth has been restored
to a life sustaining status...

...my buddy we can be get up
"Operation Recolonize".

Simply follow this manual's
instructions to place the plant...

...in your ship's holo-detector.

And the Axiom will immediately
navigate your return to Earth.

It's that easy!

But the effects of microgravity, you and
your passengers may have suffered some...

...slight bone loss.

But I'm sure a few laps around
in ship's jogging track...

...you'll get your back
in shape in no time.

We have a jogging track?

If you have any further questions,
just consult your operation manual.

See you back home, real soon!

Operate Manual.

Manual, relay instructions!

Manual!

Wow! Look at that!

Let's see!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Eva.

Well, let's open her up!

Step one. Voice command,
"Confirm acquisition".

Confirm acquisition.

Voice authorization required.

Uhh...

Accepted.

Whe... Where's the that thing?

- Plant!
- Plant, right, right.

Where is it?

Maybe we missed a step.
Let's look it again.

Ok.

Wall-E! Wall-E!

- Eva?
- Quiet!

Use your scanner to be sure.

Contains no specimen.
Probe's memory is faulty.

- So then we're not going Earth?
- Negative.

- I guess, things go back to normal, huh?
- Correct, captain.

Well, false alarm!

False Alarm.

Probe must be defective.

GO-4! Send it to repair ward.

And I have the one diagnostics on her
make sure she's not...

Wall-E!

Have Wall-E cleaned?

Eva!

Analyse!

Analysis.
Foreign contaminant.

Substance is a three base system...

...composed various combinations
of natural derived elements.

Subject is most commonly
refer to as soil, dirt or Earth.

Earth?

Define "Earth".

Earth. The surface of the world
as distinct from the sky or sea.

Wow!

Define "sea".

Sea. An expensive salt water.
They covers most of the Earth surface...

...and surrounds it's continents.

Eva!

You look gorgeous!

Eve!

Clear! Clear! Clear!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Oh, my!

Halt!

Wall-E.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Wall-E!

Halt! Halt!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Wall-E!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Eva!

Eva?

Earth.

Earth!

Directive.

Wall-E.

Wall-E!

Plant!

Wall-E.

Eva!

Wall-E!

Cruising speed.

You are now
creative movement in cabin.

Halt!

20 seconds to self destruct.

10 seconds to self destruct.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

5, 4, 3, 2...

No! No!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Eve!

- Wall-E.
- Wa... Wa... Wait.

Eva.

Wall-E!

Wall-E.

Oh, so many stars!

Hey! Hey, that's...
What's his name?

- Hey, what the...
- Look! Look, look, look!

Look at that!

Hey, I know that guy.
It's... Wall-E!

- That's him! Wall-E! Hey!
It's your buddy, John! - Hi, Wall-E.

Hi.

Hi.

Define "hall down".

Hall down. A social gathering in which
lively dancing with take place.

Auto! This is amazing!

These are called farms!

Humans will put seeds into the ground,
pour water on them...

...and they grow food, like pizza.

Good night, captain.

Psst! Computer!

Define "dancing".

Dancing. A series of movements
involving two partners...

...with speed and rhythm
much harmoniously with music.

Eva.

The leader deck is now closing.

The leader deck is now closing.

- Stop it!
- Make me.

I didn't know we had a pool.

No splashing, no diving.

No splashing... no...

Eva!

Directive!

A perfect landing!

We're here everybody!

Yeah, captain! Captain, we're home.
It's so beautiful!

No, it's nothing.
I- I was pleased to do this.

This is... This is all about
you people, not about me. It's...

How?

How did you find it?

We can go back home!
For the first time!

What's it like now?

No, no, no! Don't tell me.
I want to see for myself.

Wait, that doesn't look like Earth.

Where's the blue sky?

Where's the grass?

Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out

I know that song.

They're... Uhmm...

Dancing. Yes, dancing.

You made somehow, huh, little guy?

You didn't give up, did you?

Oh, God!

Wait a minute!

...when time runs out

That it only...

Eva? Eva!

Wall-E.

Eva? Eva.

Eva?

Eva.

Eva!

There you go, little guy.

You came a long way
for a drink of water.

Just need someone
who will look after you, that's...

We have to go back!

Auto! Come down here.

Aye aye, sir.

Wall-E.

Wall-E?

Auto, Eve found the plant.
Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, captain.
You may leave it to me.

You know what?
I should do it myself.

Captain!

Sir, I insist you
give me the plant.

Auto, get out of my way!

- We cannot go home.
- What are you talking about? Why not?

That is classified.
Captain, give me the plant.

What you mean classified?
You don't keep a secret from the captain.

- Give me plant!
- Why is that classified?

- Give me plant.
- Tell me, Auto. That's an order!

Aye aye, sir!

Just cut it off, will ya?

Hey there, autopilots.
I've got some bad news.

Operation Cleanup was...
Well, uh, failed.

You know, raising toxics levels
made life unsustainable on Earth.

Unsustainable?
What?

I'm afraid we gonna have to cancel
"Operation Recolonize". So...

...just stay the course. Uhm...
Rather than trying to fix this problem...

...it will be just easier
for everyone to remain in space.

Easier?

- Mr. President... Mr. President.
- But I think... Huh?

- Time to go!
- Ok! I'm giving override...

...a directive A113,
go to full auto pilot...

...take control of everything
and do not return to Earth.

Repeat, do not return to Earth!

Let's get the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No! Wait a minute!

Computer, when was that message
sent after to the Axiom?

Message received in the year 2110.

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!

Auto, things have changed!
We gotta go back!

Sir, the orders are
"Do not return to Earth."

But life is sustainable now.

Look at this plant!
Green and growing.

It's living proof, he was wrong!

- Irrelevant, captain.
- What? It'scompletely relevant!

Out there is our home.
Home, Auto! And it's in trouble.

I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all I've ever done!

That's all everyone in this
blasted ship has ever done!

Nothing!

Only in the Axiom
you would be survive.

I don't want to survive!
I want to live!

Just following my directive.

I am the captain of the Axiom.
We are going home today!

GO-4? Hey!

This is mutiny!
Eve, arrest him!

Eve, you gonna put this plant
straight in the holo-detector.

No!

Eva?

- Wall-E!
- Wall-E!

Eva!

- Throw the plant! Throw it to me!
- Wall-E!

Eva!

Give me the plant.

No!

Wall-E!

All communications are terminated.

- You're confined to your quarters.
- No!

Mutiny! Mutiny!

Wall-E?

Caution!
Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

- Eve...
- Wall-E!

Caution!
Activating air-lock disposal.

Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

Eve...

Wall-E!

Wall-E.

M-O.

- M-O?
- M-O.

M-O.

Directive.

Directive!

Earth.

Earth!

Earth?

Earth.

Earth? Earth!

- M-O.
- Wall-E!

Wrong!

Please hold.
We are currently having...

Eva!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Oh, that style suits you.

Clear.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Not possible!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Auto! Auto! Hear me!

You stupid wheel!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

The plant!

We'll see who's powerless now!

Testing, testing.
Is this thing on?

Hey, this is the captain.
I'm locked in my room.

Eve, Wall-E, bring the plant
to the leader deck.

Go back and activate
the holo-detector.

Now, hurry!
Auto is probably gonna cut me...

Halt!

Halt!

Oh, my!

Clear!

Halt! Halt!

- Look what I've got, Auto!
- Not possible.

That's right! The plant.

Oh, you want it?
Come and get it blinky.

No!

Captain? Captain?

Let go!

- Let go!
- Too heavy for you?

You're not gonna
get away from me when I...

- Leave it, boss.
- Is that all you got?

Knock it off!

Halt!

- I insist. This is not good.
- Come closer. Gotcha!

Remain calm!
Remain calm!

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.

We've a slight malfunction
with the auto-pilot.

Please, remain calm.

Enough.

- Grab it!
- No! No, no, no! No!

- Grab on to me!
- Help me!

I got you!

John, get ready to have some kids!

Look out!

No!

Wall-E!

No!

Wall-E!

Auto!

Wall-E!

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

No...

Plant! Plant!

- Plant!
- Eva!

Plant origin verified.

Wall-E.

Course set for Earth.

10 seconds to hyper jump.

- 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
- No, Wall-E!

Oh, no, Wall-E...

4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Eva!

Wall-E.

Eve.

Wall-E?

Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out

Wall-E?

Wall-E, you're home!

Wall-E! Wall-E!

- Eva?
- Wall-E?

Eva?

And that is all...

...that love's about.

- Yeah! - Ok!
- Go, go. Go, go, go!

...when time runs out

This is called farming.

You kids are gonna grow
all kinds of plants!

Vegetable plants, pizza plants...

It's good to be home!

...a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!

Subtitles by KV
on Subtitle Workshop - 2008