Trois enfants... dans le désordre (1966) - full transcript
A man falsely recognize two teenagers and one child in order to avoid jail. The man's life becomes more and more chaotic.
BOURVILLE
JEAN LEFEVRE
in the film "THREE CHILDREN IN
DISORDER" ("Three street children")
Director and screenwriter:
LEO JOANNON
Screenwriter: JACQUES EMMANUEL
Cast: ROSIE VART
ANN MARIE CAREER
UTAH TAGER GERARD LARTIGO
The kid JEAN-FRANCOIS
MORENE ROBER DALBAN
Composer: GABI VERLOR
Song: GABI VERLOR and BOURVILLE
Executive Producer: ALAN POIRET
Company "EGEN
LAPORT" Public buildings
General Staff Secret
BANK OF COMMUNAL CONSTRUCTION
Contribution to the account of
Eugene Laporte 500 thousand francs,
those. 500 million old.
Whose name is the receipt for?
Whose name is the receipt for?
A receipt, monsieur?
ANONYM
- 6:30, do you agree? - What?
6:30 winter time is the time prescribed
by the Criminal Code for arrests.
Does Laporte Eugene, a public
utility entrepreneur, live here?
- Yes Yes. - Wake him up.
- Master? Yes, he left a long time ago.
- Left?
Where?
- To my construction site in Chantilly.
I'll have to bring stones
to make drains.
And not simple, but fortified!
- Good.
New construction in the
East - is it interesting to you?
What, could you agree?
- Yes!
- But it was led by the General Staff!
And we went around it!
So what do you say?
This will end badly, master.
After all, this is a competition for two.
They talk about it at construction sites.
There are even those who
have vowed to skin you off.
Let them try!
It's not my fault
that I work better.
and cheaper than others!
Okay, thanks, it'll do.
Okay, goodbye guys!
- Goodbye, master.
- Police! - AND?
Eugene Laporte, where is he?
Master? At the
office in Gennevilliers.
He has an office there.
Here, madam, this is a new
dossier, I have no details.
- Hello, Monsieur Laporte.
- Hello.
"Love is in the air..."
- Hello, baby! - Hello.
Now I’ll change and take care
of the mail. Hello Madame Ferrier.
Oh, went to the hairdresser? Oh!
"Love is in the air..."
Yes?
Yes?
- Ah, Eugene, are you here?
- Yes.
The chief accountant is with
me, we need to see urgently.
Well, show up.
"Love is in the air..."
Listen, Eugene... Where is he?
Eugene?
Eugene!
- I'm holding it! - Eugene!
Hello Monsieur Simone!
As always, well
dressed, cheerful, funny?
- Monsieur Laporte!
- Listen, now there is no time for jokes!
Okay, okay, I'm listening
to you, gentlemen.
Cashier! 50 million!
How? 50 million short?
Everything is much
worse: 50 million extra!
It just proves that
things are going well.
Or that there are errors
in your calculations.
No, Monsieur Laporte, there are no
mistakes in my accounting department!
Eugene, I sense something
unhealthy in this extra money.
Okay, we'll figure it
out tomorrow. Today...
- What about today? - Today...
"Love is in the air..."
- Eugene... Eugene!
- Labor inspector.
- Let him come in!
Oh sorry!
What does she want here?
Mademoiselle... oh, sorry.
You know Monsieur
Simone, my chief accountant,
and Fernand Gaultier,
my right hand?
I have already had the pleasure
of meeting these gentlemen.
It was an expensive pleasure!
2 million fines for supposedly
compulsory railings on the scaffolding!
Mademoiselle is not
joking with the rules!
Fernand!
A labor inspector is not
paid for a joke, monsieur!
Good. And how did we deserve
your visit today, Mademoiselle?
It was I who asked
Mademoiselle Nason to come to us.
You? Why do you?
I warn you right away, Monsieur Laporte,
if we are talking about challenging...
Not at all! I asked you to come,
so that we can visit the construction site
together. And if you find the slightest mistake
impose sanctions. - Rely on me.
This is complete madness!
But first, I would
ask you to agree...
uh... have lunch with me.
- What? - Well... say yes.
AND?
- Good, yes. - Aha!
As I see you are in a good mood!
Then I'll add one more detail:
will you marry me? - Oh no!
I'm not suggesting you!
Absolutely not. Well,
Mademoiselle Nason?
AND?
From an invitation to dinner
- to a marriage proposal...
don't you feel like you
are skipping stages?
Uh... yes... but
what do you want?
I love you.
Let's go, Monsieur Gaultier!
Oh no, I can't leave
him like this. I can not!
- No, no, don't wear glasses!
- Eugene!
AND? Oh sorry.
You are hiding
behind your glasses.
Without them, you are tenderness itself,
condescension and
kindness. Will you allow?
It's easy to be indulgent
when you can't see anything.
However, one detail eludes me!
Why did you take off your
pants to tell me all this?
Oh, just... really!
Since we talk so freely,
I want to confess to you
I find your
proposal rude, but...
touching.
It is very much in your character,
which I began to recognize.
Sincere, direct... - Brave!
Yes. And most importantly -
and in my eyes it is most valuable -
honest! Deeply honest.
Police!
Laporte Eugene? - It's me.
We have a warrant for your
arrest from Judge Bajolras.
Follow us. - I AM?
But what have I done?
You are accused of giving
away state defense secrets
foreign power. - What?
I AM?!
Do you recognize this document?
Yes it...
This is a plan for a
military airfield at Karbak.
But I'd say it's a photocopy
made on the device in my office!
You said it yourself!
Wow!
But the original is in my safe
and only I have
the key. Here, look!
And my key?
Let me leave it to myself.
But I need him,
how funny you are!
Moreover, we have found in
your accounting department
the amount of 500 thousand
francs - 50 million old -
which seem to have come in
time to close the end of the month.
Oh, well, well, it looks like you
here are aware of all my business!
Anonymous written denunciation!
A nasty gesture,
but very useful.
Ah, I get it!
Your anonymous letter!
It's signed! This
is competition!
What a bastard!
Threw 50 lemons to kill me!
And I was warned! - OK OK!
Who is foolish enough
to spend 50 million
with one goal - to
get rid of a competitor?
I'll explain it to you next time,
Mr. Judge. Now I have no time
I have, shall we say,
an engagement lunch.
Mnyam-mnyam, right?
I'm late, by the way.
- Monsieur Laporte!
Defendant Laporte!
It's time for you to
realize your position!
In wartime, this would
be a death sentence.
- Damn it! - Come on,
let's not go crazy!
The time is peaceful now.
You will get off with
only 15-20 years in prison.
- Only? Wow! - I forgot to say,
this penalty implies the
application of Article 37,
those. complete confiscation of
all current and future property.
- What?!
- In any case, the money is in prison...
No, do you hear ?!
I created my business
myself, with my own hands!
Your sweat!
- Calm down, Laporte!
Confiscate my case ?!
Where are my companions?
For unemployment benefits?
You won't feed them, will you?
God! Here's what I'll
do with your accusations!
Security! What are you
waiting for?! This is a traitor!
Traitor? I AM?! There were
no traitors in our family!
Laporte Eugene, Senior Corporal
of the 3rd Engineering Regiment ?!
I'm French, monsieur! Present!
Long live France!
Long live France!
Monsieur Gaultier is waiting for me.
Wait? We, mademoiselle, have
been doing this for 2 months already.
Oh, are you still here? - Yes.
- Well, there is news?
- Eugene has finally been transferred from solitary confinement.
I was allowed to talk to him.
Fine. When will you see him?
At 3 o'clock.
I called you in the hope that
you have a message for him.
You can tell him
that I believe him.
And that I will wait for
him. As long as it takes.
Tell me, Monsieur Gaultier,
is it true what they say? That
Mr. Laporte will remain in prison,
will the enterprise be closed?
I will keep you posted. Goodbye.
Antoine,
do you, too, seem convinced
of Mr. Laporte's innocence?
Yes. So do I.
Dear Master. I know that Article
37 is a complete confiscation.
- Complete! - Good.
But under Article 38
It is enough for Eugene to get
married to save half of the property.
And we have a candidate.
- AND! Did she say yes?
- Yes, and she is waiting for you.
Yes...
Can you get married in prison?
The trial will take
place in a week,
the publication of the wedding
announcement will take 3 weeks.
This is true.
Then there remains another solution
- all under the same Article 38 -
adoption. - Yes! Yes!
If there are three children,
only 1/4 is confiscated,
that is, 3/4 will be saved.
It's funny! Do you have
a Criminal Code too?
Yes.
I've read it before
you, and I know better!
Adoption... this is a long formality
and the consent of the judge!
- But excuse me, master...
- Shut up, Fernand!
Don't teach the master the laws!
If he says “nothing can be
done,” then nothing can be done.
All you can hope for is for
the shortest possible time:
5 years. They will pass quickly.
With your profession,
you can rest.
The prison promotes relaxation.
Yes, in other
words - I was lucky!
Ah, these lawyers!
If I were guilty, he could
prove that I was innocent.
But since I'm really
innocent, he can't do anything.
Okay, I took precautions!
The perfect fugitive set!
Wow! Well, you are impudent!
Are you sure you haven't forgotten anything?
- No I do not think so.
Has Maitre Sowason already gone?
Just got out.
And when?
I'll wait for you
outside with a car
and a few hours later - oops!
- we will leave France.
No, monsieur!
I will not flee from the
justice of my country!
If I run away, it’s only to recognize my
3 illegitimate children in the city hall.
How! You have 3 illegitimate
children and you never told me?
I'll explain it later. Children born out
of wedlock enjoy the same rights as
as legitimate children, eh?
It's true, I read
it in the code.
Then it turns out
with 3 children
under article 38, the state
will take away only 25%!
- Voila! - So...
Very clever! My file!
How can I run away now
without a file? You cretin!
No, you idiot in a cube!
Now you don't have to run!
Children born out of wedlock
can be recognized in prison too!
- How? - Sure.
It is enough to call a notary.
So, write down the names and
dates of birth of the children for me.
- I can't! - How can you?
You forgot! Try to
remember, Eugene!
There is nothing to remember
here! I don't have these children!
Not yet!
It is you, little Fernand, who will
find them for me wherever you want.
I need 3 children
of fatherlessness.
2 boys and 1 girl.
A girl, preferably
with blue eyes.
With blue eyes! Desirable!
- Excuse me, monsieur!
- What's the matter?
I am about the recognition
of illegitimate children.
Child's date of birth
and your last name?
My surname?
Yes. Since you want to recognize
a child born out of wedlock,
I suppose you want to
give him your last name?
The thing is, I have nothing
to do with it, you know?
Sorry?
If you prefer, I'm
out of business.
Your alcove secrets don't
interest me, monsieur!
No, I... I came
instead of my friend.
Yes? Do you want to
recognize your friend's child?
No... he wants me...
to come and admit him.
Whom? Your friend?
No... his children.
Listen, monsieur, try to be
clearer. Whose child is this?
- Not... not him. - So yours.
And not mine.
Listen, if there is no way to know
which of you two is the father,
give the mother's last name.
Who the mother is is always known.
But no.
Are you kidding me ?!
Oh no, no, I wouldn't dare!
Now you will understand everything.
It's about a friend
who can't move.
How is it? Impotent?
Yes and no. He is not
free in his movements.
That is, among other things, your
impotent is also absent-minded,
doesn’t remember
his mother’s name? So?
Something like this.
The main thing for him is
to recognize three children.
- Three children ?!
- Yes, three small children.
Wow impotent!
But we still return
to the same point:
How can I find these children
without a name and date of birth, huh?
It doesn't matter. Give
me three at random.
At random?!
Yes, preferably
2 boys and 1 girl.
If you will, I will look at your
accounting books. That's not for long.
I forbid you,
monsieur, I forbid you!
No one has access to the registry
office data! Come out, monsieur!
Get out before
I call the police!
- Good. If you perceive so...
- Come out, monsieur!
I thought I was
doing you a favor...
At random!
Municipality 5th District
Municipality of the 11th District
Municipality of the 4th District
One girl with blue eyes...
Hey master! - Yes?
Repeat!
- You think? - Yes, another sip.
Last, last...
Actually, no, no.
I lack courage.
I give up. - Eh, no!
For once, the man wanted
to take responsibility!
Madame, I went around all
the registry offices in Paris.
And every time:
"Halle-op! Go away!"
Sorry, monsieur. I'm from
the registry office opposite,
and for us it is a
matter of 2 minutes!
Mademoiselle Shoshuan churns
them out like on an assembly line!
Mademoiselle Shoshuan?
Mademoiselle
Chauschuan, we need you.
We brought you a client.
Good fellow who does not
dare to recognize his child!
Well, isn't that a poor fellow?
- We will convince him.
Come, monsieur, I'll scold you.
- Oh no, no...
Come on, make the right gesture.
And then - I treat everyone.
I'm listening to you, young man.
Well... it's not easy
to say... because...
Aha!
I can listen to you. Trust me!
Ok... How to recognize children
if you don't know their date of
birth, their surname, or their mother?
- I solved problems and more difficult.
- True?
Partly, I confess, thanks
to my feminine intuition.
You are a toy in the hands
of a bad woman, admit it!
I present your drama.
The mistake of youth
child...
- as always in such cases -
unfortunate victim.
And for you since then -
remorse, remorse...
obsessively!
Poor young man!
How old is the child?
Well-ooh...
By eye, I would give
him... 8, no 10 years!
10 years, yes! I
guessed! I knew it!
Children of love are almost
always conceived in the spring!
- Yes, yes, yes...
- It turns out January-February 1956.
Nothing is impossible!
We'll find something now.
Married... Married...
Married. Married!
Married!
Extramarital! Well, well, well...
Georges Noel, father
and mother are unknown.
It's not him?
Wait... Hello?
Yes, Mr. Assistant Mayor!
Yes, Mr. Assistant Mayor!
Oh, you won't get bored
with this new assistant!
Wait for me here, I'm
with him for a long time.
And don't try to escape!
- No no no.
Hello monsieur. I came
to formalize the birth.
Can't you see I'm busy ?!
Sorry, I'll come by later.
Yes, then, then, my
friend. Goodbye, monsieur.
Married... married
... married... Wow!
In a sconce... illegitimate!
Two already.
Laporte, this is Master
Vertex, a notary from Paris.
- Monsieur!
- Thank you, master, for your concern.
The head guard and I will be
witnesses during the procedure.
Well?
As ordered: 2 boys and 1 girl.
Monsieur, I have all the
information about you,
let's move on, please, to
information about children.
Well, I...
So, monsieur?
Sorry, this is...
Sorry, these are emotions.
- It's so natural!
Well, I have...
the first is...
Georges Noel.
The second is...
Zoë...
Dusheman.
And the third...
Roger Martan.
- "It is written down correctly from my words." And the signature.
- Sign.
Ferrera, your deed
will be credited to you.
As for you, Mademoiselle,
let me congratulate you.
Your intuition, your
beneficial influence on Ferrera,
avoided miscarriage of justice
and prove the
innocence of Mr. Laporte.
Thank you, mademoiselle.
Mr. Judge, when
will he be released?
- Immediately! - Well.
- Goodbye, monsieur!
- Goodbye, master. And thanks for everything.
Goodbye, master.
Well? Happy dad?
Happy uncle!
You're doing fine!
Come on, I'll kiss you.
He's the one,
Mr. Attorney General.
Laporte Eugene?
Immediately!
My compliments,
Mr. Attorney General!
It's funny! These three children -
even if it is a lie,
but I feel special...
Yeah...
Laporte! Mr. Laporte!
I just got a call from
the Prosecutor's Office!
Your innocence has
been proven. You go free!
Damn it!
Like this?
Free! Free! What's
that facial expression?
Yes, I thought about
children! It was all in vain.
Not at all! I have long
dreamed of a big family.
No, no, I don't regret
anything. We'll take care of them!
How will your
fiancée react to this?
Ah... yes, really...
There is Elizabeth, yes...
I have always believed in
the innocence of Mr. Laporte!
This is a man without secrets,
unable to hide anything!
No, no, no one drinks
until the owner arrives!
Isn't that so, Mademoiselle?
- Yes of course.
How good it is outside!
Oh-la-la...
Yeah,
although they feed and shelter here,
I would not spend my vacation here!
Take your time, you may soon
find yourself behind these walls again.
Like this?
Well, of course! You were
innocent, and now you are free.
But now, with your false
recognition of paternity,
you are guilty up to the throat!
Is it a crime to give your name
to three poor abandoned children?
Yes! You have committed
a fraud against society,
article 147, punishment
- up to 20 years in prison,
plus an attempt to harm
the treasury - 5 years,
plus false statement,
false paternity,
article 154 - 2 years!
Wow! Poor Eugene - 27 years old!
And you, as his accomplice,
will receive 15 years!
Couldn't you hold your tongue?
Why did you tell him everything?
- But he's my lawyer!
- No more, monsieur!
I don’t take on losing business!
Goodbye monsieur!
It's all your fault - you came up
with the idea of recognizing 3 children!
- Well, you and the impudent!
- Yes Yes!
Who brought a notary to prison?
- I.
- That's it, you! Always you!
Goonies!
Taxi!
Hurry!
Can't you see I'm taking my change?
Yes, faster!
Mademoiselle, they've arrived!
Do you know Eugene Laporte?
Uh... depends on
why you need it.
I have an urgent call
for him to judge Gobert.
Already?!
Give it to me. I'll tell
you when I see him.
Eugene! Eugene!
Come on, Laporte Eugene!
- I will go.
- Are you Laporte Eugene?
Not really, I'm in his place.
What's gotten into you?
You will get 15 years!
No, no, 27. I'll take
care of everything.
You are crazy?
- I am the only one to blame!
- Never! Get out of here!
No, no, Eugene!
You are the groom and the father
of the family! I sacrifice myself.
Not worth it! Take me!
Take them both!
I don `t understand...
Go-go!
- Mr. Judge! - Yes?
Laporte delivered.
Thank.
This is the father. - AND!
How long did he
recognize his son!
- Have a seat. - Thank.
Enter.
It's me, Mr. Judge! I
am the only one to blame!
No, it's me, Mr. Judge! I am the
only one responsible for everything!
No, no! I alone answer!
This is not true, Mr. Judge!
I take care of everything!
Which of you two
is Eugene Laporte?
Is he! But I am to
blame, Mr. Judge.
No, no, I assure
you, I did it myself.
Gentlemen, you will argue about
the paternity of the child elsewhere.
A child? Which child?
The one you recognized
by law. Georges Noel!
Baby! Baby baby...
AND!
- Who is this gentleman?
- Family friend.
- Close, as I see? - Yes, close.
Yes, very close.
Well, if Inspector Barnashon is to be
believed, there won't be many dads.
Are you talking about human
flesh? This is it. And this too!
Inspector Barnashon looked
after the child for a couple of hours.
This is a madman, a
fugitive and a fighter.
Closing it for 2-3
years will only benefit!
My son - to a
correctional prison ?!
Never, gentlemen! - No never!
From now on, Mr. Laporte, you
are endowed with paternal authority.
Will you leave the child to social services
or will you take care of him yourself?
No, I'll take my son with me!
- Yes, we'll take it, we'll take it.
- Well, that's what you need!
Mr. Laporte, I am
pleased with your reaction.
Bring us the baby.
Have a seat, gentlemen.
Fernand, have you heard?
Our baby is here. - Yes.
I have no candy.
You never think about anything!
Here is the product.
- Listen. - Yes?
Do you know that
he looks like you?
Do not exaggerate.
Yes, yes, there is something in it.
Yes? True?
They say I have a dad now?
Which one of you?
I bet this one, tall blond.
From now on, my child,
you come under the protection
and authority of your father.
Whether this one or another - everything
is better than this Barnashon skin!
Isn't that right, spik? - Well.
Georges, come here.
Do mercy, apologize immediately
before Mr. Barnachon.
Apologize?
This is to teach you how
to be polite to everyone.
And this, my little man,
to let you know that
now you have a dad.
And uncle.
Uncle Fernand. - Yeah.
Here they are!
Thank you very nice.
What does it mean?
This is Macedonian: welcome,
master, and always be with us!
My construction sites are all over Europe.
And you, baby, what did
you do while I was in jail?
Madame Ferrier and I
prayed 300 times a day
to be released.
- You won't leave us again?
- Let's hope!
- Eh... well, yes...
- Toast to Mr. Laporte!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
“Elizabeth, I have to make a confession.
- Then, Eugene, then!
Have a drink with your friends.
- To the health of our master!
For you! For your
health! And thanks!
For the two of us!
For our love!
And for our future children!
Dad! Hey daddy,
are you nuts with me?
- Yes.
- For you, dad. For you, madam.
For you, Uncle Fernand.
For you, monsieur.
I thought this kid
called you dad?
- Yes? Did he call me dad?
- You could have warned me!
- Eh... are you offended?
- Offended?
I realized that we know
each other very little.
And before marrying you...
- Let me explain everything.
It takes me a few days
to figure out myself.
Okay... Elizabeth!
- Eugene, hush! - Elizabeth!
Eugene! Listen to me, Eugene!
If you tell her, we'll
both end up in jail!
You are 27 years old, and I am 15.
- Leave me alone!
It is your fault
that she got sick!
- Is it my fault that she left?
- Oh-la-la...
Catch her! I want her to know
that I am not the father of this child!
And he? What are you
going to tell him, huh?
That he is not your son anymore?
Yes?
Yes true...
"And now Zoë, the idol of
youth, will sing" Foolish "for you.
Friends call me Silly
This is all because of my face.
But I don't care, I don't care
I have a great
life with my face.
Friends call me Silly...
The emphasis is not on
high notes, but on low notes!
Otherwise distort
my daughter's voice!
Mom, I will ask you
to leave me alone!
How dare you speak
to me in such a tone!
Shut up, madam.
I'm transmitting!
And I keep laughing.
I'm not that crazy.
Daddies call me Silly.
And I am deliberately playing dumb.
If not, then my fans
It gets too much, and
it scares me, oh-oh-oh!
But there is one person
who sees the silly thing
The way she is,
with her real face.
This is my dear. I
love his blue eyes
They can be seen when he
brushes the hair from his forehead.
And I keep laughing.
I'm not that crazy.
Well that's it, freaks!
Krants are your part, my dear.
Are you an impresario or not?
- There will be no tours in Germany.
- What?
“They didn't give Zoë's passport.
- Why?
After all, you need a birth
certificate to get a passport?
- So what? - And then!
At the city hall, I learned that your
daughter has just been recognized.
- Did you? Who!
- Don't you know?
I have always had a bad
memory for surnames.
- Eugene Laporte. Doesn't it tell you anything?
- Eugene Laporte? There is nothing.
But this does not mean
that the father is not him!
Hey you! Are you
laughing in my face? Okay.
I want to say that
my many partners...
on stage, I emphasize!
- on stage -
performed under pseudonyms,
and I had no idea of the real names
of my des Grieux and Donov Jose.
I wish I knew who
this handsome man is
what does he do and
what is famous for...
- Eugene Laporte!
- Eugene... No, I don't know any Eugene.
But I'll figure it out.
Where does he live?
Hello! Elizabeth!
You don't answer, but I know
that you are on the phone.
Listen, Elizabeth!
The kid is sick!
36.7 °.
But that doesn't mean anything!
Do you think this is serious?
I called the doctor, but he
will only come in the evening.
What crazy people! Of
course, this is not their child!
If only Elizabeth were here!
She would know...
Well?
How do you feel, my bunny?
- I tell you, good!
Just ate chocolate eclairs.
And now I vomit,
and I'm much better.
No need to talk, the
temperature will rise!
Yes you are right.
"HOW TO CARE FOR A CHILD
AND HOW TO RAISE HIM"
We came up with the same idea.
Appendicitis...
Chain... tapeworm...
Dropsy of the testicle... oh!
Infected pseudocyst
of pancreatitis!
Fernand, something
must be done immediately!
For example, a hot water bottle!
Oh no no...
Enema! - Yes, great idea!
A small enema
won't get any worse.
He's sleeping.
- We'll do it anyway.
No, no, it might wake him up.
Let him sleep for now.
Enema!
Aha, enema!
So I was given!
Listen, the Christmas
tree in February is original!
Look, he's going back too!
He will be pleased!
What do you think of
my astronaut helmet?
Oh great!
Look, I can send
personal messages, look!
Don't move, look.
Funny, huh? - Suits you.
Will you give to vilify?
- Yes, but later, not immediately.
And you haven't seen
everything yet! Look here!
Wow! Does this work too?
Of course it works!
- He will have everything...
- What we didn't have!
Yes Yes...
Hi baby! Do you
practice mountaineering?
- None of your business!
“I thought you were sick.
They are sick! Complete psychos!
If they wanted to play me
like a doll, they miscalculated.
I'm leaving.
What is this motor?
I forced it a little.
What about the carburetor?
With a switch.
- Can I see? - Yes!
So. Are you sure
it's not dangerous?
- No, I put only half the charge.
- Well, then come on.
- She's like real! - Yes?
- Yes! We turn on the ignition...
- Yes.
And now we are waiting.
- Wonderful.
- She has a countdown.
- Oh, the countdown?
- Here look.
- Oh yes, the countdown!
Oh, yes, it's very,
very beautiful!
Master, a lady asks you.
This is probably
Elizabeth. I went.
Stop bye. - Yes.
Eugene!
Eugene, I can't stop!
The countdown is already 19!
I can't stop her! - Press!
I press, but I can't!
Maybe we should shoot the rocket?
- No, don't touch! Break it down!
- I am starting to worry!
- Oh, coward!
It is immediately obvious
that you were in civil defense.
- Yes, in the civilian.
- How is this done?
No, let's get out of here!
Eugene, you can't stay
here, we are at great risk!
Prosperous!
Very well off!
What is it?!
What is it?!
What it is?!
- Mum! Mum! - What is it ?!
What happened?
- Eugene! - Where are you?
- Are you here, Eugene? - Wow!
- Nothing with you? - Nothing.
R-times - and we are in London!
Good thing, you only
put on half the charge!
Wait a minute. Go meet Elizabeth,
and I'll go and change, otherwise...
Can you find a way out, Eugene?
You won't leave home
soon with these jet planes!
They'll pay me for the hat!
Oh, parachute? How small he is!
And on this they
descend from the sky?
How brave! I thought
they were much more.
Come on, honey! Let's go.
Very well off!
Oh! - Eliza...
But...
Well, mom, is that dad?
Ladies!
Oh, I've had sins
in my life, but so...
So that? Dad or not dad ?!
Calm me down! Say that
you are not Eugene Laporte!
No, that's me.
Oh, already better!
So Mom, is this him?
So you are posing as my father?
- Your daughter... - Huh?
- Your daughter! - AND!
My daughter!
Dear friend! Have
I changed so much?
And I find you as young
and beautiful as 20 years ago!
Oh, what a flatterer!
How much charm!
- Oh, mom, listen! Make up your mind!
Is it him or not?
You embarrass us!
- Not. - Yes.
Oh no, no, it's not him! It...
Except that...
Didn't you, by chance, sing at
the Toulouse opera in Carmen?
Exactly! They even called me
"The Nightingale of Normandy".
La-fa, do-re-mi-fa-sol!
Well, the voice is not the same.
And then I worked in
a team with my friend,
who sang...
Negro spiritual chants.
It's true.
- Mr. Laporte, the police are here!
- AND?
Inspector Barnachon
brought baby Georges' things.
Policeman! Just in time!
I'll prove to you what
happened between us!
But not in front of the baby!
- Oh, mom!
Let go! Let me go!
Inspector Barnashon!
What's going on here?
Never mind. We play classics.
One, two, three, house!
- Oh, inspector!
I'll tell you what's going on!
- Not!
I will not say that you are Zoë's
father, even to save your life!
But I am ready to make your daughter
happy, as if I were her real father!
Zoë sells 500,000
records a year!
Okay, I...
I will do whatever you want.
- Yes? - Well...
Within a reasonable.
How is it? well then
I don't understand why I would
agree to play this humiliating comedy!
Mum! Mommy! Things are good?
- Yes, honey, everything is fine.
- Inspector Barnashon!
Ready to file your claim, madam.
- What suit?
- We have a family celebration here!
Your daughter told me everything:
the appropriation of paternity,
cruelty... it will cost
you dear! Behind me!
How so? My dear
Carmen! Your Don Jose...
- Nightingale!
- Hey, Snow White, do not arise!
Wait a minute, Inspector!
I'm afraid there was
a misunderstanding.
- How so, madam! - But mom!
Naturally, your father
was wrong, but...
he is still your father!
- Since when? - Do not argue!
And go kiss your father,
otherwise I'll slap you in the face
and I will not see
that you are an idol!
Oh-la-la... One mother
was enough for me!
Well! Let's kiss if
you are my dad.
Oh, my daughter!
You will see, Zoë,
you will not regret it!
And me, her mommy, too!
Well, what are we waiting
for, why don't we kiss mom?
Elizabeth, wait! I'll
explain everything to you!
Elizabeth! - Elizabeth!
Elizabeth, listen!
Stop! Stop!
- Elizabeth! - Goodbye, dad!
No, I'm not a dad!
Come on, catch her!
Stop! My car!
Not! You will not pass!
Oh my car!
Barnashon's car fell to pieces!
Are you crazy, Eugene?
Nothing with you?
There is nothing.
- You thought to leave, ha ha ha...
- It will cost you dearly!
You do not know me well!
One child is still all right.
But two is a bit too much!
And even the mother in
addition - no, this is too much!
She just said goodbye to me.
She is leaving. More precisely,
she left - she is already far away!
On the other side of the world!
I beg you, Elizabeth,
agree to dine with me tonight!
You are torturing me!
What do you say?
At the White Truffle?
You are lucky to be a gourmet.
Okay, so you got it?
Yes, I'm coming! Oh-la-la...
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
control yourself!
You will trample me!
Listen gentlemen
... Oh, my shirt!
My shirt! I always knew that
losses awaited me in this case.
- So, monsieur, are you leaving?
- Yes, we are leaving immediately.
With the whole troupe,
including our group:
Literi, Jacqui, Denny...
- Great!
Great, great!
And here is the idol of the younger
generation, she is 16 years old.
this is Zoë. Yes.
- Hello, mademoiselle.
Zoë, say something characteristic
of the spirit of your generation!
Something spicy, sparkling!
- Well... well... I'm very happy...
- Very happy, very happy!
- I'm so glad!
- She is glad, she is glad!
- Hello to all friends!
- She welcomes friends!
And this is mom!
This is mom, she greets
all the grandfathers.
And here... Come on, get up!
This is Dad!
Come here! Are you
Zoë's father or not ?!
“This is Mister Zoë!
- No, don't call me "Mr. Zoe"!
I am Laporte! From
the Laporte company.
So, ladies and gentlemen, the
family of the youth idol is reunited!
"FAMILY RECONNECTION OF YOUTH
IDOL" (after 17 years of separation)
- Champagne, Elizabeth? - No no.
You got me drunk anyway.
- A drop!
One... thanks, thanks!
And you, Fernand?
No no...
Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm in the clouds.
Can you tell the truth now, Eugene,
about this Madame Duchemann?
Was she dear to you?
Oh, don't tell me
about this nice woman.
Yes, let's not. And here is the
lobster with Thermidor sauce!
But she's still your
daughter's mother!
Oh, just a little
bit, you know...
What were you doing
this morning in Bourges?
Uh... in Bourges?
I accompanied the
Minister of Construction.
- Leave, I myself...
- Oh, you know
so many official duties:
construction sites, ministries...
You could say poor Eugene is
being tortured under different sauces.
And with Thermidor sauce?
This have not happened before?
But... I confess I
don't understand...
Voila!
Waiter, some hot water!
What are you doing here,
little man? Are you still awake?!
- Dad, what happened to you?
- Don't worry, let's go!
To the crib!
Go-go.
What are these suitcases?
Haha, it's Santa Claus!
Yes?
Finally!
- I thought you were in Frankfurt?
- Oh, we're back already!
Imagine they had the audacity
put Zoë on posters
after Frank Kalamo!
I was implacable!
Okay, you pay the forfeit.
What do you mean,
"pay the forfeit"?
10 thousand marks - you won't get poorer.
Your daughter's status is more expensive!
Let's assume.
But that doesn't explain
why you came to me!
Like this?! Are you not happy?
Ah... well, yes, glad...
Does the cute bear get
bored alone in this big house?
- Not at all. - Of course yes!
What is it!
Bear needs a woman
to take care of him,
to groom and cherish...
Oh, what are these stains?
Let's get a jacket
here, I'll clean it...
Please, madam,
keep your distance!
- Are you afraid of me?
- Not at all!
Not? So you don't like women?
- Not! - ABOUT!
That is, yes!
More accurate! - Shh!
Wake up Zoë!
Zoë?
She fell asleep on the go, baby!
What didn't you tell me before?
She is uncomfortable
on this couch.
Look not a poor girl!
Okay, I'll arrange
you on the 2nd floor.
Oh... ah... so
uncomfortable to bother you...
I'm so embarrassed!
- Are you finished? - It...
Let's go.
Oh, Eugene, you are a real dad!
Real or fake...
- the main thing, dad!
Hello?
Hello!
Hello, what's the matter?
- SOS, Fernand!
Mother Dusheman
came to live with me.
He wants to lasso me.
You must rid me of her!
- But what can I do?
- Think of something!
Than live with this woman
better prison, hard labor!
And don't forget: if I
go to jail, then with you.
He who has ears,
let him hear. Until.
Hello Hello?
Hello, Eugene! Eugene!
Ah, an animal! I hung up.
What should I do?
Phonebook!
Where is the guide?
Directory!
- Mister Gaultier is not present?
- No, Mr. Laporte.
Hello baby.
Monsieur Gaultier did not call?
No, Mr. Laporte, he
was gone all morning.
What is he doing, this animal?
Ku-ku! This is us!
Oh no! Oh-la-la...
Hello dad! We picked
you up to go have lunch.
- Hi! - Oh, I'm just exhausted!
We have been
shopping since dawn!
Sorry girl, step back, please.
I chose patterns for the
curtains in the living room -
Chinese paper of bright cheerful
colors! Cockatoo on the rocks!
- It will be beautiful.
- Awesome beautiful, you will see!
Yes, and they also have to
deliver the piano from the store.
Yes, because in the morning
I do vocals for an hour.
Hey, you!
It's time for you to get your hair cut!
- If I want! - Listen, Georges,
Uncle Fernand at home?
- Yes, he's waiting for you.
Zoë, Georges!
Lunch in 5 minutes!
- Let's go listen to my new CD!
- Yes! Ale-op!
- Disassemble it all quickly!
- Fernand!
Well? - In the bag!
- What's in the hat?
- Yes, they knock out a wedge with a wedge...
Oh, Monsieur Gaultier!
Will you dine with us?
I will tell you to
add one device.
I think you can add
two devices at once.
- Two? - Yes Yes Yes.
Why two? - Eugene!
Dear Eugene! My Eugene!