Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) - full transcript

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Right.

Right.

Right.

So.

Everything.

What do we have here?

Yeah.

Look at it. It's
gobbling up all my fruit.

It's one of mine.

Last few disciples, you've lost
everything, my Lord. The land is dry.



Life is lost without faith in you never
wavered, and now we await the promise.

They told me it was.

This is why you celebrate.

He thinks there's an eternal reward.

No, no, sorry. There's no
eternal reward for you, dog.

What was celebrated as a fresh kill?

Which is vanquished. The holder of the Necro sword before he could harm any
other guards will get curse and trends. Jews threatened to wind my entire empire.

My Lord.

Your empire is over at the end.

It'll be more followers to
replace you. They're always over.

We have suffered.

And we have started.

Right.

And well, you should suffer if
your God is your only purpose.



There's nothing for you
after death except death.

Got it.

I will answer you.

Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.

Sacrifice yourself to me.

Kill the golden goose.

Juice.

Salmon.

Delete.

So choosy.

You are no good.

Doesn't feel like it 'cause.

Sounds like a promise.

So this is my vow.

Gosh, one tie.

Yeah.

Come, gather round and listen to the legend of the
Space biking, AKA the God of Thunder, AKA 4 odors.

Raised in the way of the world, soul was taught to help win
Benz fighting the good fight for those who can't find him.

The group and he grew and he grew. He was sensitive
like a smile and his loving nature did not discriminate.

He once loved us, swashbuckling, passionista
another time. He loved a woman on a woman, wolf.

It shows one true love was an Earth woman
named Jane Fonda. Wigner Jane Foster.

But sadly,
in the battle for love for last.

In fact, he lost a lot of people
in those days. His mum is dead.

That guy, that guy, whoever
that is it hot dog and his brother.

And his brother again and again.

Also had to watch his planet
explode, Daily said. Whatever though.

It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost and so he
his heart behind a big fleshy body, so it could never be broken again.

But just because he was done loving didn't mean he was done fighting. He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy and set off
on some classic Thor adventures he got in shape, putting in the hard yards, turning pains into games and never skipping leg day.

He went from dead body to God, one beneath his God,
but there was still a sad but just trying to get out.

Because all of the boards that Thor had worn over the years
couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.

So he gave up the search for love.

Accepting that he was
only good for one thing.

Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say.

So we need your
help to win this battle.

Gore.

We need your help to
win this battle. Let's go.

Come on.

Sorry. OK.

People die.

You're gonna break.

I am good.

Well, well, look who it is.
How we doing, guys? Horrible.

You said this planet would be relaxing holiday, I
said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.

Skip through Sunday.

God of Thunder.

Ping your card. You have finally joined
out. Well, they say better late than normal.

It's very nice. As you know, we used to live in a peaceful asks. Now gods will put it in. Now I'm
sacred. Temple has been left unguarded and hoping to control it. Stop. It is our most sacred shrine in.

Not for long.

Bring your card.

Tell them what happened here today,
China thought.

Ragtag, Mötley Crüe, misfit Desperados found time that bobble heads down names
in history. The Olds maybe update stuff, but I'll tell you this for free.

And.

Go to settings.

Well done, everybody collectively take
credit for doctors. We worked as a team.

Use our hearts and our minds to
treat the enemy with minimal loss.

Or a classic Ford mentor.

Book, yeah.

Read it.

Your your doctor, Jane Foster and.

Hi. Hi.

And the answer is.

Yeah,
it's you ever see an event horizon?

No.

Interstellar know that maybe explains everything really clearly.
Alright, the Einstein Rosen Bridge need space so that employees be.

Coexist in space.

Just really understand why.

Watch his movies.

OK.

Jesus.

So how's that going?
It's going amazing.

View.

Anyone else besides me?

When people find out, they
started acting weird. They're just.

Different.

Anyway.

Stage four. I have
like how many stages?

For that we know about.

Somewhere else, you gotta be right
now. It's more important than chemo.

No.

You're trying to get
back to the letter.

The hand through ideas
I'm trying. OK time out.

I know you think you have work is something you have to
do, otherwise you're letting down all civilization but.

You're not getting with the universe is actually
trying to tell you. So let me translate.

Down.

Beautified this thing.

Client.

That's why I my way it does
not have to be full alone in a lab.

Baby, it's time to play the space Viking hard with smaller card. Yes, it is. There's no
power. There's a bar. It's all. It's blonde and it's gorgeous. It is a handsome card.

See.

I will figure this out.

Results start coming back the same.

Chemo.

So sorry.

Or if you just want to call me.

Small. Likely because
you're working.

Look at this place.

Beautiful photo.

Home from here to take. Yes, planets
as God as God is not a planet.

It is. It is you and now it is time
for me to pass on to the spirit realm.

I will take my place.

In the great banqueting Hall of Valhalla,
the resting place of the gods, 01 more thing.

You have a sister.

And so now I turn into Godly
Stardust and say farewell hook.

I see.

Have disappeared.

So.

Brother.

An ominous portal
has appeared behind.

No, I returned.

Just take my claim is the
rightful heir to the throne.

Stopping.

Join your ribs.

Yeah.

The world.

John.

You can almost feel the power of these magnificent and immovable stones. OK, let's
head back to the village where we can drink some real Asgardian. Me. Come on.

God of the sun.

We thank you. Appreciate your help. War forever. Without the
protection of our goals. But you know, peace shall reign.

In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.

This tradition, protectors of
our world still with breaking news.

They are wonderful.

Junior card. Thank you so much. Listen, number
about the temple. Don't talk about that.

If you want to talk.

It's making me sad.

Two objects.

Stop.

We got the goats, which you
accepted in a mistake with you.

Call back.

They are beautiful. Yes,
they are beautiful.

He also has great quite a lot.

Distress signal. Retrace your steps.

Probably.

Ridiculous.

Right.

It's not working,
it's not charged, but maybe.

Yeah.

Find this song.

Delete.

Teen people meeting people that had great conversation stuff and he
told you, could some of them with especially with something like this.

I mean, there's not.

Melissa.

This whole time, yeah. You said to stay with
the ship. This is Glenda. We're married.

Relationships that I shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, you can't
get married on every single plan that we land on. I am group.

Finally.

Distress calls.

God butcher.

All of these gods
murdered champions.

Waste the horror.

Who could have done
something like this?

Go back.

Play that one.

So where are you? We need you.

My friend is in danger. We must go.

My friends, maybe we should split up so many people
to save. I mean, look at all of his distress.

You'll be OK.

Commitment to each other. Beautiful thing
last something I never had. Buddy, if I may.

eBay.

After thousands of years of living, you
don't see them over the hell you are.

I've been lost before.

Then I found meaning.
That's how love.

And yeah, I got taken
from me and God, that hurts.

But this should be feeling
is better than feeling empty.

My hope for you is that one
day you will find something.

To make you feel this.

I have loved.

It didn't work out. Another diagonal, deathly dumpy with a handwritten letter.
I don't know which is worse, but it's my actually everyone at arms length.

Touchdown. I knew this would
happen. You must go. I'll find safe.

You answered the other calls. The Galaxy needs
its guardians. Cool. Yeah. We were just leaving.

I know it hurts.

This way you have to trust me.

Why don't you take this ship it as a parting farewell
gift. You're giving me my shift? Yes, she's yours.

Then you make as many memories with others. I have just temperamental blast will
serve you well. It's hypothetical. Starship. Thank you. Goodbye, old friend.

Human hands.

Guardianship.

Snake that you cannot trust is really dragging
this out and finish the classic Asgardian high one.

Let's go take care of my crew is
going to be hard for very young.

Remember what I told you?

You ever feel loss?

Just look into the eyes
of the humor that you look.

It'll tell you exactly.

Second problem with the speed boat.

Me and you.

Stormbreaker.

Crazy ex.

So what is that program?

Brandon.

Gary.

The nicest girls, loving me.

No.

C As we thought.

Missing at all.

No, leave me.

Tiger warriors.

In the battlefields in person.

And then I can claim
my place in both.

I hate to break it to you, but warrior to get
into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle.

You survived.

Sure.

Valhalla.

What happened is.

I've been hunting a little bit. I followed
him here. It was a trap. It was his madness.

The God is coming. He seeks the
extinction of the God as God is next.

Family.

Now.

These things where the
hell they are? Welcome back.

I love that.

Second.

You know.

Really.

That's why having problem.

And that's my look.

Take off that mask
are revealing itself.

Green.

J.

Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.

He was a God of Thunder
and she a woman of science.

And although they were
very different worlds.

Somehow it just made sense.

Together they embark on journey.

Open.

Four to change the
way of the warrior.

And trying to throw
away of the people.

It is time passed their love
and deeper and deeper.

Drivers should be on there.

I need you to promise
me love always protects.

I love you too, buddy.

Love that deep is a way
of becoming magical.

Store cities trends towards
the future and all that might hold.

Ponder life with Jane. The
more he feared losing their life.

And although Jane didn't want to admit
it, she was scared of loss as well.

And so they build walls between
them. Forgot busy saving humanity.

Jane got busy doing the same.

Real busy.

And eventually the space between them grew
and grew until it became two white to be.

Something had to give.

I have to go through this data.

Clean all this up.

Play.

Then one night it didn't give.

Jane wrote a note.

And so with that note.

And the legend suddenly became the.

Or so they thought.

Yoga.

Horse.

Centerfield.

This cluster filled
in with their helmets.

Can we talk about this later?

That's true.

Virginia.

Watch.

It's cool that only
read about his stories.

Now this is going to.

Pain is pain that comes along.

Touch my things.

Run you coward.

Second.

Shadow monsters disgusted.

Flu rapid twice. Nothing.
Cowards must've run away.

You're telling me 3-4 years.

Eight years, seven months and six days. I haven't forgotten
the last time I saw you, I didn't see you because she left.