The Wharf Rat (1995) - full transcript
Two brothers live on the opposite sides of the law. One a cop, the other working the waterfront as a crooked businessman. When the policeman is mysteriously murdered, the crook becomes spurred to vengeance and joins forces with a journalist to nail the dirty cops who ordered the hit.
>> ♪ Everybody likes
♪ them foldin' bills
♪ and you might need
♪ them little white pills
♪ fast little cars
♪ give some people chills
♪ but I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ yeah, I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ and lizzy loves
♪ to hear the saxophone
♪ Terri likes the guitar tone
♪ shawny, she wants
♪ the dancin' song, yeah
♪ but I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ oh, I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ now, I know you know
♪ Just how I feel
♪ goin' in circles
♪ don't make you a wheel
♪ if I lose my baby
♪ I'll miss a meal
♪ I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ said I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ no big deal ♪
>> Well, petey, your ship
has finally come in.
( Laughs )
>> All right, do that.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> More coffee?
>> Um, get outta here.
>> Hey, Mario.
How's it going?
How's Natalie?
>> What do you care?
You after my ex-wife?
>> Oh, Mario, that's cold.
I'd never try to nail
my buddy's ex.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> Yeah, I quit banging her
the minute you divorced her.
>> Petey?
>> I'm petey.
You must be Max.
>> Hey, I was told
you're the guy.
Somebody wants to move
something quietly
on or off a ship,
gotta see petey.
>> I'm here as a favor to
a friend, but I can't help you.
That would be illegal.
>> Max: Oh.
>> How's about
a refill, darling?
>> Petey: You must have me
confused with someone else.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait.
>> If you so much as stop
by that table, I'll have you
busted on the spot.
>> For bad coffee?
>> For interfering
with a police investigation.
>> Maybe you don't understand
who you're dealing with here.
In Miami, I used to be
a wharf rat the same as you.
Somebody wanted to move
something in or out
of that town,
they had to see me.
>> That explains
your police escort.
>> What do you mean?
>> Hey, Mario.
Max here doesn't believe
he's being tailed.
>> Oh, man.
>> Well, you're spending time
together-- I thought you might
as well be friendly.
>> This isn't funny, petey.
>> I'm leaving now, Max.
Mario's been burned,
but don't worry.
He'll have somebody follow you.
Watch your back.
>> Petey, wait up.
I'm moving $20 million
to Venezuela this week.
I need your help.
>> I'm sorry,
you're just too hot.
>> It's a very special shipment.
The armored car's gonna get hit.
I need a local to help me
orchestrate this.
>> I don't do armed robbery.
>> An armored car heist
is as good as its inside man.
That's me.
>> I'm not interested.
>> $20 million?
>> Have a nice life, okay?
>> Max: Hey, hey, hey.
You don't just
walk away from me.
You already know too much.
>> You want to threaten me
in Miami, that's your choice.
You try it here,
you better put on
your steel jockstrap.
>> Sorry, this one gets away.
>> You can't stop me.
>> Sure I can!
>> Petey!
Hey, yo! Petey!
I can't believe you did that.
>> Sure you can, Mario.
That's just the kind
of guy I am.
>> ( Van starts )
>> Hey! Hold it!
Hey! Stop!
Hey! Oh, man!
>> ( Laughs )
You're hasslin' waitresses now?
>> She's a reporter, man.
She's making a living
out of bustin' cops.
>> Good for her.
>> Hey, give me a minute here.
I gotta tail all
known associates, all right?
>> You're tailing me now?
Oh, no. No.
This is not a good time.
I need to lose you
for an hour or so.
>> You know I can't do that.
>> It'll save us both
a lot of embarrassment,
professionally speaking, hmm?
>> All right, now get--
get the hell outta here.
>> Damn it.
>> How you doing?
>> Top of the morning.
>> There must be a billion
bananas on that boat.
I mean, bananas.
That's the best damn value
in the world.
They grow it, harvest it,
ship it up from south America,
deliver it to a store
where it costs maybe a nickel.
( Scoffs ) How did they pay
for that ship?
>> You wanna learn the true
secret of banana farming?
That's our load.
>> Can you identify
the contents?
>> Bananas?
>> Fuck.
That's my brother.
>> Bananas. Yeah, right.
>> For what it's worth,
I didn't see a thing.
Let's go.
>> No.
No.
>> Computer chips?
>> Huh. Thought it was bananas.
>> Price of bananas
just went up, petey.
>> I can't believe he's
doing this on my turf.
>> Those chips are worth
hundreds apiece retail.
>> Yeah, well, it's not gonna
do him any good in prison.
>> You're gonna bust
your brother?
That's cold.
>> Why don't you just stay out
of my personal business, doc?
>> Most of my partners
get to know me
before they start bitching.
>> Yeah.
>> ( Siren blares )
>> No, you son of a bitch.
I told you this
was gonna happen!
>> Relax, Matt, I'm just
brokering some bananas
for a friend-- hey!
>> My new partner here
doesn't think I'm gonna send
my little brother back
to prison, but he's wrong!
>> Possession of bananas--
what's the charge,
excessive potassium?
>> You think you're so smart,
smarter than anybody else.
>> ( Distant arguing )
>> You come on my turf
and do this on my turf?
So, where you
headed now, genius?
>> I get it-- you want me
to ask you for help
so we'll be even?
>> I don't owe you anything!
>> Okay, that's enough.
>> No! No!
>> Take a hike.
>> I'm making an arrest here.
You think we never talked
about this day?
You think I never warned
you what would happen?
You are busted.
>> You want to see me ask you
for something, think again.
>> Yeah.
>> What's your mom gonna say?
>> That's not funny.
>> Get out of here, Peter.
>> No, I'm waiting
for my brother to show me
he's a better man than I am.
Arrest him.
>> Shut up, petey, and go.
>> Hey. Truck stays.
Don't worry.
The truck'll disappear,
and you'll get a nice bonus.
>> I am clean,
and I'm gonna keep it that way.
>> Well, you should've mentioned
that before you let
your brother go.
>> You let him walk!
>> Now, look. Knowing about it
is the same as being in on it.
Don't be so pious!
Like this is
assault rifles or smack.
It's computer chips!
He switched trucks!
>> I've heard of apple computers
but, uh, never banana.
>> Your brother's a pain
in the ass.
>> They took the truck
to a warehouse,
and they practically signed
for it like federal express.
I followed the truck
to a wholesale market,
but the bananas vanished
in a dozen directions.
>> So, what's your point?
>> Those are photographs
of police officers
hijacking a truck.
>> Allegedly hijacking a truck.
>> I'm offering your department
an opportunity to respond
prior to publication.
>> Thanks, but we're
internal affairs.
We don't have
to respond to anybody.
>> But we do know
about this one.
>> And?
>> It's an ongoing
investigation.
We can't make any comment.
>> Oh, come on,
give me something.
>> Nah, no comment.
>> Go away.
>> Fine. I'll see you
on the front page.
It's really easy selling
a story about dirty cops.
>> Let me see those.
See these two guys?
This guy's a cop.
The guy that was driving
the truck is his brother.
That's your story.
Find him.
>> Where?
>> Petey? Just unbutton
your blouse a little bit,
and he'll find you.
>> ( Kids playing )
>> Right here, I'm open!
>> Show me!
>> Give it up, man!
>> Yeah, all right.
>> Hey! Hey!
>> Hey, give me the ball.
>> Game's over.
Police business.
>> Aw, man.
>> I'm apprehending
a dangerous felon.
Oh, you think this is funny!
>> Maybe.
>> You're testing me today.
>> Oh, with bananas? Please.
>> You crossed over the line.
If I catch you--
>> ugh!
>> ( Kids laughing )
>> You go to jail.
>> You know it'll never happen.
>> ( Laughs ) Oh.
You suck at us.
>> I had a job.
I knew cops were watching.
I didn't know it was you!
Ouch.
>> You know, I wake up
this morning and I find out
I got a new partner,
one I don't want.
Suddenly I'm on a stakeout
where my brother's
pulling a job.
Doc knew that was your shipment.
He was pushing all the buttons,
trying to find my soft spot.
I guess he found it--
my brother.
>> Huh!
Ooh!
>> Kid: Hey, girl! Hey!
Aw, he made a basket.
>> Like that was something!
>> ( Spits ) Hey.
You ripped off my bananas.
>> Hey, you put me
in a bad spot.
I had to look the other way.
>> I never asked you
for anything.
>> Yeah, just like I never
asked you to do time for me.
>> Come on, if you'd gone
to prison, it'd have killed mom.
She expected me
to end up there.
>> And I've been paying
for it ever since.
>> Have you asked yourself
why doc came after you?
>> Yeah. The answer is you.
>> Huh?
>> ( Sighs )
What do you know
About an armored car?
>> Mom says not to tell you.
>> Consider yourself warned,
little brother.
See, in the end, the good guys
always win.
>> How you doin'?
>> Ahem.
>> Up in internal affairs,
we, uh, we hear talk
about you and bananas.
( Sniffs )
>> They're good
with my cheerios.
>> Listen, if you don't want
to talk without a lawyer
present, we understand that.
>> Yeah, besides, it's not
you that we want.
We know it's your first time.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Whatever. We want doc.
>> We want somebody
to put the finger on him.
>> Yeah, we think
you're our guy.
>> Do your own dirty work.
>> Hey, look, we understand
how you feel,
but money changed hands
in this banana thing.
>> The problem is
the press knows about it.
They're already involved,
so we gotta do something.
I want you to think it over.
Who's going down, you...
Or him?
>> ( Ding )
>> Going down?
>> ...yeah.
( Sighs ) Going down. Jesus.
>> ♪♪
>> ( Indistinct chatter )
>> Good afternoon, ladies?
How's tricks? Bah-dum-doo!
>> Hey, petey.
>> Mwah. Looking very nice.
>> How you doin'?
Good to see ya, petey.
>> Yeah, but the guys
in internal affairs said
they knew about the heist,
so I say run with the story.
Yeah.
I gotta go.
Here's the story.
>> ( Modem dialing )
>> Hey, petey.
God bless ya.
>> ♪♪
>> Joe, set me up, will ya?
>> Sure, petey.
>> You still hit like a girl.
>> Dude, bucko!
What the hell are you
doing here, huh?
>> You said to look you up.
>> How'd you get out?
Overcrowding?
Early release? What?
>> Eh, you'll laugh.
>> Not good behavior.
>> No.
Time travel.
>> ( Laughs )
You have a time machine?
>> Nah, there ain't
no time machines,
but in solitary I had
nothing but time.
So I started concentrating
on making time go faster.
I learned to speed up time.
Then, presto, I'm out!
>> Bucko, you were inside
for 20 years.
>> You just think I was.
>> ( Laughs )
>> Woman: I'm game.
>> Man: Take it easy, Joe.
>> Joe: See ya.
>> Man 2: See ya, Joe.
>> I need a job, petey.
>> No problem.
I'll get you a good job.
You ever been in a union?
>> I don't want a straight job.
Need some muscle?
>> Listen, you took care
of me inside, bucko.
I'll take care of you now.
Just give me a couple
of minutes, all right?
Do I know you?
'Cause you look familiar.
>> Uh, maybe you've
seen me around.
>> Oh, you come here often?
>> I work the area.
>> Really.
Well, you must do pretty good.
>> I've never had
any complaints.
>> How much for a blow job?
>> I'm sure a stud like you
never has to pay for it.
>> Oh, I don't mind.
There's no sweet talk.
It's a clean business
transaction.
>> You're a poet, right?
>> ( Laughs )
How much to fuck you
all night long?
>> Depends on if
I like you or not.
>> Well, let's pretend
that you don't.
>> A grand.
>> ( Whistles )
A grand.
Hey, bucko.
I want you...
To show my friend bucko here
a good time
all night long.
Longer if he wants it.
>> But, petey, I, uh...
>> Bucko has been in prison
for 20 years.
I think he's ready.
>> Okay, I get it.
End of joke.
>> You're a reporter.
What are you doing tailing me?
>> I'm interested
in your brother.
>> I liked you better
when you were a whore.
>> Hey, Doug, how you doing?
>> Hey, how you doing?
>> Hey. We're gonna make
some overtime tonight, bud.
Got a real good tip
on a smack ship.
>> Why don't you use
somebody else, okay?
>> It's an easy bust.
Hey! I don't want
to use anybody else.
You and I can hotdog
it together.
Here's the address.
Supposed to hit it
about midnight.
>> Hey, are you
still tailing me?
>> Nice of you to remember.
>> Well, come on inside.
You're scaring the neighbors.
Bucko, this is Mario,
my favorite cop.
This is bucko,
my pal and ex-con.
>> Damn it, petey,
I don't want to hear that.
I'm on duty here.
>> Oh, mom, does that
smell good!
>> It is good.
>> We've got company.
>> Yeah?
Oh! Hey, Mario!
You hungry?
>> Always hungry, Mrs. Martin.
>> Good. Hello. I'm the mama.
>> Oh, mom, this is bucko,
you know, from--
>> not the bucko who took care
of my petey!
>> Mom, how many buckos
could there be?
>> Well, give us a hug!
>> What do you want?
>> I just want to talk
to my brother.
>> Haven't you heard?
I have the right
to remain silent.
>> You know the rules.
If you're gonna fight,
you do it outside.
>> Sure.
We got two cops,
two ex-cons.
We could divide up
into good guys and bad guys.
You know, you ought to be
more careful who you
associate with.
>> Hey, I'm not associating.
I'm tailing petey, remember?
>> You put a tail
on your brother?
Your own brother?!
>> Didn't you hear?
Matt thinks I'm a bad guy.
>> You're not a bad guy,
petey, but--
>> you just called me a bad guy.
You believe this, mom?
>> Fine, you're a criminal.
That's what a bad guy is.
>> No, it's what I do.
Doesn't make me a bad guy.
>> Mom: Come on, petey.
It won't hurt to listen.
>> Are you takin' sides?
>> You know better than that.
>> Maybe you should, ma.
>> Listen, Matthew, your badge
isn't any good in here, okay?
Out, both of you, out!
>> Internal affairs
has been watching doc.
>> Good.
Hey!
>> Not good.
They caught your little stunt
with the bananas today.
Now they're telling me...
That I either give him up
or they take me down with him.
>> You were willing
to send me to prison.
Why not doc?
>> This is every
cop's nightmare.
I roll over on doc,
I'm an outcast.
I don't...
I'm not much of a cop.
>> Say a dozen "hail Marys,"
ten "our fathers,"
and go and sin no more.
>> I'm trying to do
the right thing here.
>> I tried that before.
Believe me, it's overrated.
>> Listen, petey.
I don't like a lot
of the things you've done
in the past...
But you were never afraid
to take the heat.
Even if it meant prison.
>> Well, prison might be
the easy way out.
Crossin' doc will get ugly.
>> Oh, man, it's already ugly!
He set up a drug bust
for midnight tonight.
You think I don't know
what's gonna happen?
>> Okay. I'll back you up.
It'll be like old times.
>> Yeah, we're not playing
cops and robbers here.
>> Fine. So what are you
gonna do?
>> Well, if I'm gonna be
a good cop, then...
I gotta get fitted for a wire.
>> So wear the wire.
What do you want, a hug?
>> Oh, man!
You know, next time?
I am definitely sending
you to prison.
>> You do, I'm telling mom.
You be careful.
>> ( Thunder rumbling )
>> ( Knocks )
>> Yo, come on in. Over here.
Unbutton your shirt.
>> Okay.
>> Okay, here's the deal.
>> Yeah.
>> We need incriminating
statements from doc.
We don't care if you gotta
lead him on.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> Don't worry about entrapment.
He approached you.
We'll be recording everything.
>> You got a signal
if I need ya?
>> He means, like,
a secret code,
something like that.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. How about "help"?
>> Thanks.
>> It's okay.
>> ♪ Sometimes ladies
♪ want to be petite and demure
♪ but sometimes we're
♪ wild and free
♪ and far less than pure
♪ a lady is a sister
♪ whether quaint or lewd
♪ we know that when a man
♪ has kissed her
♪ ooh, someone gets screwed
♪ oh, yes
♪ oh, yes, it's true
♪ I want to sing
♪ out loud about it
♪ covered in ermine and pearls
♪ tell the world
♪ I'm proud about it
♪ as every flag unfurls... ♪
>> Petey: Nice.
>> ♪ When all is finally
♪ said and done
♪ I could not have had more fun
♪ and I'm so glad... ♪
>> Here you go, petey sweetie.
>> Thanks, rusty.
>> Enjoy.
>> Here, it doesn't matter
who you are or what you do.
>> ♪ You can simply
♪ have your way... ♪
>> Oh, bucko, I think
she likes you.
>> Oh ho ho!
She's practically naked.
>> Relax, they're all guys.
>> Really?
>> ( Laughs )
>> ♪♪
>> Oh, it's been too long.
>> How long were you in for?
>> Not long. Twenty years.
>> Sounds like
a long time to me.
>> Mm, no.
Bucko's a time traveler.
>> Of course he is.
>> No, no, really.
Go on, explain it to him.
>> Okay.
It's like this.
I'm sitting here, right,
in the present.
>> Yeah.
>> So, I'm gonna go
into the future
just a little bit so you
can see what it's like.
>> Okay.
>> I'm gone.
See?
>> Pretty amazing, huh?
>> But you just stood up.
>> But it's later, right?
>> I don't believe this.
>> When I was sitting there
before, it's in the past,
and now it's the present,
and I'm standing here.
>> Can you go back in time, too?
>> Why would I want to go back?
I'd have more prison time
instead of less.
>> Testing one, two, three.
Testing one, two, three.
Testing one, two, three.
>> Jeez.
>> Testing one, two, three.
>> What a rookie.
>> This is gonna be
a long night.
>> He's here.
>> You ready?
>> Yeah. What's the plan?
>> Bust in and arrest
the bad guys.
>> Police! Freeze!
>> Don't think, don't move.
Just stand there.
>> Put your hands on your head.
>> Put your hands on your head.
>> Hey, hey,
it's the fish police.
>> ( Laughs ) Hey!
And you're busted, chowderhead.
>> What do you want?
You want fish
or you want shellfish?
>> I think you got
a sick lobster there.
>> That's good.
What sane cop is gonna put
his hands in a pot of lobsters?
>> Get down, get down!
>> Ahh!
>> 911.
>> Yeah, there's a shooting
at the pier at Henry's seafood.
>> Whoa!
>> So... you wanna go in
or what?
>> I don't know, maybe--
maybe in a minute.
>> Aw! Shit!
>> Ow!
>> Awwwwww!
Aaah!
>> That's it.
You ready?
>> Pfft.
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.
Kevlar.
>> Stop. Don't shoot.
Think I need a doctor.
>> Where's the cash?
>> I don't remember.
Aah!
>> Huh?
>> It's in there.
In there. In there.
>> In there?
>> Yeah.
>> See, I knew it would
come to you.
( Laughs ) Hey!
This is more like it.
You're a true professional.
You know your rights?
>> This for me?
>> If you want it.
>> For evidence?
>> Are you in or out?
>> In.
>> Hey, kid, you can't bust me
and take the money.
I mean, come on, guys,
pick a team.
I mean, you want the money,
take the money, all right?
Just let me go.
I won't say a word.
>> You're right. Catch.
>> Aah!
>> ( Body thuds )
>> It was self-defense.
>> That's it, you're busted.
>> ( Sighs ) I'm disappointed
in you, Matt.
>> Me? You're psychotic.
>> They were shooting at us,
remember?
>> Why don't you just put
down your gun.
>> Everything okay?
>> Yeah, except for him.
Doc popped him.
>> He wasn't gonna play.
>> You wanna hear your rights?
>> Oh, am I under arrest?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, in a perfect world
you would be.
>> Luckily, we're on the case.
Give me your gun.
>> What the fuck is this?
>> Give it to me.
>> Matt, whenever we take on
a new business partner,
we always give a little test.
>> And you got an "f."
>> Goddamn it.
You didn't have to shoot him.
>> Would you rather
go to prison?
>> You can't go around
shooting cops.
>> I apologize!
Jeez.
Damn it!
Somebody saw us.
>> I didn't see anything.
>> Well, I did.
There's somebody here.
>> ( Sirens wailing )
>> Sounds like company's coming.
>> Shit!
Keep looking.
I'll finish up inside.
>> ♪♪
>> hello.
Hi.
>> Hi!
>> So, bucko, would you
like to work here?
>> I don't dance too good.
>> Not as a dancer,
twinkle toes.
As the bouncer.
The owner owes me a favor.
This would be your room here.
There's a nice couch.
>> It's real classy.
>> Mm-hmm. I'll introduce you
to the girls.
>> You said they were guys.
>> Well, you know, depends.
>> Petey, I just got a call.
>> Oh, Mario, come on.
Stick around. Don't go yet.
>> Petey, it's Matt.
>> Code three, all units
in the vicinity of pier 12...
>> Could we start over?
>> Okay, I'll be me.
Who you gonna be this time?
>> I lied, I apologize,
but I need to talk to you
about your brother.
>> You're too late.
What happened?
>> Drug bust went bad.
( Sighs ) Matt got hit.
Took the bastards
with him, though.
Your brother's a hero.
>> He's not a hero.
He's just dead.
>> I'll take that.
>> No, you won't.
>> ( Liquid pouring )
>> Come on.
You heard?
>> Yeah.
I always thought
it would be you.
>> ( Chuckles ) I'll take
that as a compliment.
>> It never occurred to me
that I would...
Outlive Matthew.
I mean, it just really
never occurred to me.
>> Well, then, I'll drink
to Matthew.
>> The police came
to tell me the whole story.
They were lying.
I could see it in their faces.
>> I never believe 'em.
>> Don't get in the middle
of this, Matt.
Please, don't leave me
without a son.
>> I'm not Matt, mama.
I'm petey.
>> ( Train horn blowing )
>> You okay?
>> I've been better.
What did you hear?
>> Not much.
Tough with no witnesses, man.
>> There's doc.
>> Yeah, well,
his story's plausible.
>> Matt was wearing a wire,
so where's the tape?
>> Internal affairs said
the transmitter got wet,
shorted out.
>> ♪ You're confused
♪ and desperate
♪ and there's
♪ no help in sight... ♪
>> ( Screaming )
>> ♪ got you going 'round
♪ in circles
♪ they've got you
♪ running for your life
♪ all your cries for help
♪ Have fallen on deaf ears... ♪
>> ( Screams )
>> ♪ You're lost
♪ inside the system
♪ things are not
♪ what they appear
♪ and don't you
♪ close your eyes
♪ and make a wish
♪ don't give in
♪ just take a...
♪ I don't know if you know this
♪ you're running out of answers
♪ Your back's against the wall
♪ you're asking for directions
♪ But no one hears your call ♪
>> I came here to apologize.
Look, the story was a mistake.
>> Fine, I'll tell Matt.
>> Look, I saw Matt get shot.
It's my word against the cops',
including two
from internal affairs.
>> Internal affairs?
>> Yeah, well, I talked to them
when I was checking facts
for the story.
>> So you turned up the heat,
and they sacrificed Matt
to clear doc.
>> You knew it was doc?
>> Oh, come on.
>> Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
>> Where do you think I'm going?
>> To kill doc?
>> You wanna cover it?
>> I just want him busted
before he figures out
I was there.
>> ♪ You're pushing too hard
♪ you're pushing on me
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ on what you want me to be
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ about the things ya say
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ every night and day
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ pushing too hard on me... ♪
>> ( Chatter )
>> I'm telling you
We can't do anything.
>> This is a disgrace.
You're police officers.
>> So were they, and you can't
ask a cop to go busting cops
that outrank them.
>> Well, could you at least
unlock these?
>> Man: Oh, that's good, honey.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Hey, sweetheart, I'm guilty.
>> It's nothing personal, petey.
>> ( Laughing)
>> Like a viking funeral.
No harm done.
>> I don't believe we've met.
>> Maybe some other time.
>> Here's to another time.
>> All right, that's enough.
>> Revelers: Come on! Hey!
>> Everyone's had some fun,
but now it's over.
Go home. My brother
needs his rest.
>> The party's not over till--
>> knock it off!
This is over the line.
>> Who are you to tell us
what's over the line?
It's only out of respect
for your brother
I don't bust you on the spot.
>> Even stone dead,
my brother is the best cop
in this room.
>> Lock him up.
Oh, petey, you forgot something.
>> ♪♪
>> petey, let's go.
>> Forget it.
>> ( Cigarette pack smacks )
>> ( Chuckles )
>> What?
>> Petey...
What kind of a guy
punches a cop
in a room filled
with drunk cops?
>> An angry guy.
>> Or a dangerous one.
>> You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
Yeah? You'd like to think
I'm a killer.
>> Well, it would make
a better story.
>> No, I think you like
the smell of blood.
I think it turns you on.
>> That's not true.
>> Oh, really?
You're here.
You're afraid of me.
And you're liking it.
>> Bullshit.
I don't kiss
on the first offense.
>> It's not my first offense.
>> 911.
>> Yeah, there's a shooting
at the pier, Henry's seafood.
Police officers need help.
>> That's her.
>> Come on.
Cool it, man, huh?
>> Excuse me.
How can I bail out
Mr. Peter Martin?
>> You want petey?
We wouldn't arrest petey.
He violated his parole.
Just brought him in
for his own protection.
>> You mean he could just
walk out of here?
>> ( Chuckles ) Sure.
>> Thanks.
>> If we need him,
we know where to find him.
>> ♪♪
>> you coming in?
>> No.
>> Sure you are.
>> This is nice.
>> You expecting bullet holes
in the windows, maybe?
>> Well, I don't know
many criminals.
>> I don't think of myself
as a criminal.
I'm a businessman.
What would you like to drink?
>> Uh, white wine, please.
>> White wine's
for lightweights.
>> ♪♪
>> how'd the two of you
get to be so different?
>> Some guys go to college.
Some join the army.
I did some prison time.
When I got out,
nobody wanted
to give me a job.
So, I had to find
other ways to get by.
>> And what do you list
as your occupation
on your tax return?
>> Pirate.
>> Why a pirate?
>> You ask too many questions.
>> I'm a reporter.
Let's lose the notion
that there's a romantic
involvement between us.
>> You mean you're
too good for me.
>> I mean that we have
nothing in common.
>> You think you're better
than I am?
>> Maybe I do.
>> Well, I don't see you
running for the door.
>> ♪ Tell me where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go
♪ baby, without you
♪ where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go
♪ tell me where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go from here
♪ baby, without you
♪ where in the world
♪ where in the world... ♪
>> oh, whoops.
Ah... ( Laughing )
>> Ahem.
Good morning.
Did you lose something,
or did petey forget to pay you?
>> What?
>> Oh, it was always petey
that wanted to be the cop,
not Matt.
>> Petey a cop?
>> ( Chuckles ) Yeah.
What do you think of that?
But, uh, then he went
to prison and that sort of...
Killed that.
>> Well, what happened?
>> Well, Matt was
in high school,
and one day he got drunk
and he stole a police car
for petey's birthday.
Took petey for a joyride,
and unfortunately, the police
chased them.
There was a car crash,
and, uh, petey was too hurt
to run away, so they busted him.
>> Did Matt tell you that?
>> Didn't have to.
>> You don't miss a trick,
do you?
>> We were just talking.
>> Oh, just talking.
Yeah, well, mom, did he mention
she's a reporter?
>> I wasn't trying to hide it.
It just never came up.
>> Did you write that story
about Matt?
>> It was a mistake.
I know that now.
>> I'd like you out of here.
Now.
Without my robe.
Jesus, petey.
>> I tell you, I thought
I was good at getting
what I wanted, but you
take it to a whole new level.
>> It's not like that.
>> Oh, yeah?
>> Listen, tell your mother
that I know that Matt
was innocent.
I wrote a whole story
clearing his name.
>> Listen.
What story? Where is it?
>> On my computer at home
with the film.
>> You got photographs?
>> From after the shooting,
that's all, but I haven't
processed them.
>> Well, let's go.
>> ♪♪
>> nice place.
>> Here it is.
>> Welcome home.
I'll take that.
On the bed.
>> Doc, no.
>> On the bed!
>> Please don't.
>> Hey, doc, we can cut a deal.
>> No deals, petey.
It's too late.
>> There's always a deal.
Name your price.
What do you want,
the armored car?
>> Fuck you, petey,
for the last time.
>> Freeze!
>> Very good!
You sleep with a gun?
>> It's the '90s.
>> Tell her to drop it, petey,
or you're dead.
>> You're gonna have
to shoot him.
>> I'm gonna count to three.
One...
Two...
>> Three!
>> ( Groaning )
>> Oh, my god.
Is he okay?
>> Let's hope not.
>> Ow!
>> Kevlar!
>> Uhh!
>> Doc, I figured you
for a tough guy.
>> Oh, goddamn!
>> What do we do now?
>> You're the citizen.
You want to call the police?
>> He is the police.
>> You're right.
I say we finish him off.
>> Oh, no...
>> You're not a killer, petey.
>> Yeah, well, nobody
ever killed my brother before.
>> If Matt were alive,
he'd tell you not to do this.
>> That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
>> Aah! >> ( Gasps )
>> Matt's not alive.
>> Aah!
>> Because you killed him...
And you're not gonna get
away with it.
>> Oh, god.
>> How does it feel, asshole?
>> Oh, god.
>> Well, that kevlar's
pretty good stuff.
>> Petey, don't.
>> Are you telling me not to
shoot a guy you just shot?
>> But that was different.
>> No, I'm gonna finish this.
You tell me something.
Think I'll do it? Huh?
Now, this is for Matt.
>> Don't.
>> Let's go.
>> ( Groans )
>> You see? Turning criminal
isn't so hard.
>> I'm not a criminal.
I'm a witness.
>> Tell that to doc.
As bad as it would've been
if we'd killed him,
now it's gonna be worse.
>> He's gonna find us, isn't he?
He's gonna kill me.
>> Us. He's gonna kill us.
Stop being so self-centered.
Son of a bitch was right.
>> About what?
>> About me.
He said I couldn't do it,
and I couldn't.
>> But that's good.
>> You won't say that
when he finds you.
>> ♪♪
>> all right, I'll show you.
So, you just sway your hips.
That's it. Step. Step.
And then you turn around
like that.
That's it.
There you go.
It's pretty easy.
I mean, just feel the music.
>> I feel dumb.
>> Tsk. You're just
a little shy, that's all.
But it's pretty simple.
You just keep going.
Just go up, up,
you know, and then
move your arms way up
in the air like that.
It looks great.
You got something, I can tell.
>> Uh, why here?
>> You ever been here before?
>> Well, hardly.
>> Oh, petey, this place
is better than prison.
The women here are beautiful.
They sing, they dance,
and they're all guys!
No offense.
>> None taken.
>> You remember Dexter?
>> Sure, the hooker.
>> Too bad. She's
your new roommate.
>> Well, thanks, petey,
but I don't need her.
>> I'm not a hooker.
>> Oh, I get it.
You're a guy, too.
Had me fooled.
>> I've never been in trouble
like this before.
>> Well, you get used to it.
>> You don't understand.
You know, I write about
stuff like this.
This is not supposed
to happen to me.
I just want this to end.
Do you realize that when
I first met you,
I was an unidentified witness?
Now I am a fugitive on the run
from a renegade cop
whom I shot!
>> Shh. Shh.
>> What? Wait a minute.
Wait, what are you doing?
>> I thought maybe
you'd want some comfort.
>> W-weren't you even
listening to me?
You know...
Don't confuse what happened
between us with a relationship.
Where are you going?
>> I got business.
>> Well, I'm gonna go
with you, then.
>> No, in the pirate business,
we tend to frown
on press coverage.
>> You don't trust me?
>> Don't confuse what happened
between us with a relationship.
>> You're right.
This is research.
It's the story of a lifetime.
>> Fine. Just stay here.
And no reporter stunts, okay?
No phone calls.
Try to think like a fugitive.
>> Sounds like a prison.
>> Believe me, prison is worse.
>> ( Sighs )
>> ♪♪
>> Hey, petey!
>> You looking for me?
>> What, are you lost?
>> Well, doc and I
had a misunderstanding.
I thought maybe you put
out a bulletin.
>> No, no, no.
Just doc has his own ways.
>> Yeah, well, recruiting
dirty cops is risky business,
unless, of course,
you're internal affairs.
Then you have all
the dirt on everybody.
>> Well, I can't
comment on that.
>> Doc come after you, Mario?
Hmm?
I mean, not a lot
of cops eat here.
>> It's a gray area, petey.
I'm a very accessible cop.
People like to give me things.
Nothing big, no cars.
No yachts.
Does that make me
a dirty cop?
>> You tell me.
>> I'm a good cop,
and you know that.
But if it came down to it,
could I convince a judge
or a review board? Nah.
>> Look, you can't have it
both ways, Mario.
You have to chose sides.
>> You say that as if
you're going after doc.
>> He killed my brother.
>> Don't, petey.
They're unstoppable.
>> Why do you think
doc went after Matt?
>> The armored car.
They were gonna pressure Matt
to get to you.
>> So, where can I find Max?
>> You know I can't tell
you that, petey.
>> You crossed the line
for them.
Why not for me?
>> You know, Max, after this job
I'll never eat pizza again.
>> Your kid Vinnie.
He may be a hell of a thief,
but he makes a lousy clam sauce.
>> Nice office.
>> What the hell you doing here?
>> I'm reconsidering your offer.
>> Butt out of this, petey.
>> Max, you replaced me
with Joey the fist?
>> Hey, this guy's got
a very impressive crew.
>> I'm not surprised.
They're all undercover cops.
You recruited a sting operation
to pull your job.
>> Don't listen to him.
>> Look at this.
Look at this, huh?
There's cops all over
the place here!
They got him wired.
Can you hear me, doc?
Test, one, two.
>> He's full of shit, Max.
>> Why should I believe you?
>> Because otherwise
your armored car's gonna get
hit by cops, dirty cops.
And then they're coming
after you.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Look out!
>> Hold it!
>> You're being set up.
>> I'm getting outta here.
>> No! No! No! No! This way! Go!
Come on! Come on!
Hit it!
>> So, why did you suddenly
decide to save me?
>> It's not about you.
You still have a shipment.
I want the job.
>> Hey, I thought you didn't
want the heat.
Now it's gonna be
ten times as hot.
>> It's personal now.
>> All right, I owe you.
You kept me out of the can.
>> They weren't
gonna arrest you.
They were gonna kill you.
>> What's this world comin' to?
>> ( Bell rings )
>> What are you doing?
>> Window shopping.
>> ♪♪
>> ( Background chatter )
>> Petey says no calls.
Well, what does petey say
about typing?
>> No problem.
>> ( Modem dialing )
>> There it is.
We're looking at her upload
right now.
How's the trace?
>> We got it.
>> Where are they?
>> You're not gonna believe
where they are.
>> ♪♪
♪ for everyone
♪ who ever told me
♪ "girl, just pack it in"
♪ for every time I had
♪ to sit and take it
♪ on the chin
♪ for every broken heart
♪ I ever had
♪ for every time
♪ I fell in love
♪ with some sweet
♪ two-faced cad
♪ I got a bit of news
♪ for everyone here... ♪
>> you know petey Martin?
>> No.
>> I think you do.
I think you know petey Martin.
>> ♪ Take a good look, boys
♪ 'cause shrinking Violet
♪ is in bloom... ♪
>> ( Chatter )
>> ♪ I'm coming out
♪ coming up
♪ coming on now... ♪
>> do you think you can do that?
>> Man, these pantyhose...
Not made for guys like me.
Nope.
>> ♪ Life's meant to be filled
♪ with come one and come all
♪ you can simply have your way
♪ but sure have a ball
♪ life is grand, astound me
♪ let down your guard
♪ wrap your arms around me
♪ ooh, it isn't that hard... ♪
>> Where's petey?
>> I don't know.
>> Where's the reporter?
>> Gone. ( Gasps )
>> So, where'd they go?
>> I don't know,
but I gotta go, too.
>> Oh, did you think
I was gonna hit you?
>> Aah!
>> You're not going anywhere.
>> I'm going to the future.
I am going in the future.
( Inhales )
>> ( Laughing )
>> Bad news.
I'm here in the future with you,
and unless you tell me
what I want to know,
I'm taking you back
into the past,
back to prison.
>> No. No. No. No.
No prison, no.
No more prison.
>> No, no, no.
Tell me about the future.
>> We're rich.
A-and I'm a famous dancer.
>> You're rich
from the armored car.
>> Yeah, it went great.
>> Hi.
>> Oh, petey!
The police were here
looking for you.
>> I know. I know.
So, listen, I, uh...
I gotta go on a little vacation.
>> Oh, god.
What did you do?
>> Nothing. That's why
I have to leave.
>> Did you come to say good-bye?
>> It's not forever, mom.
>> You know who killed him,
don't you?
>> I can't talk about it, mama.
I'd better go.
>> If you're going to do this
for Matt, do it the way
he would've done it.
>> Who said I'm doing it
for Matt?
>> Then do it for me.
>> ( Sighs )
Is it now yet?
>> Whatever you told doc,
you'd better tell petey.
>> No.
>> Where is he?
>> I don't know.
>> What happened?
>> Doc. What else?
>> You gotta call it off, petey.
>> What, and miss
my retirement party?
No, I have to collect
my pension.
>> Petey, do not go tomorrow.
>> No way.
Look, with $20 million at stake,
you can always expect
a lot of cops around.
Makes a very good ending
for the story.
>> He's gonna kill you.
In the line of duty.
>> No.
Somebody told me
the good guys are supposed
to win in the end, you know?
>> ( Knocks )
>> Petey. What are you
Doing here?
>> I gotta talk to Mario.
>> Mario doesn't live here
anymore; You know that.
>> It's Thursday night, Natalie.
You work late,
Mario picks you up,
he brings a pizza.
You're dessert.
>> You son of a bitch.
>> Nice work, pal.
Listen.
I've got my pizza,
my rocky road,
and Natalie's running
in high idle.
This better be good.
>> I'm gonna need some help.
>> ( Sighs )
Yeah. Okay. All right.
I'll do whatever I can.
>> Right, well...
>> What do you think?
>> I don't know.
>> This may be our only chance.
>> Let's go for it.
>> Morning.
>> Both: Morning.
>> Can I help you?
>> Two cups of coffee.
Four jelly donuts.
>> Make that six.
>> Six jelly donuts.
>> You want something?
>> No! And you better hurry.
>> ♪ Everybody likes
♪ them foldin' bills
♪ and you might need
♪ them little white pills
♪ fast little cars
♪ give some people chills
♪ but I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ yeah, I need my baby... ♪
>> mambo. What's that mean?
>> Uh, it's a snake, I think.
>> ♪ Oh, I'm just wild
♪ about Mexican food
♪ oh, and you might think... ♪
>> hey, watch it.
>> Oh, hell.
>> ♪ You might need a drink
♪ to come unglued
♪ and I've got to have my baby
♪ when I'm in the mood... ♪
>> What the hell?
>> ♪ ...when I'm in the mood ♪
>> hey.
What's this guy up to?
Aw, shit.
This looks like trouble.
>> ( Laughing )
>> Dispatch, we've got
trouble here!
>> Come on, come on, let's go!
>> Very nice.
Don't you lose him
for an instant.
♪ And lizzy loves
♪ to hear the saxophone
♪ Terri likes the guitar tone
♪ shawny, she wants
♪ the dancin' song, yeah
♪ but I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ oh, I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ now, I know you know
♪ Just how I feel
♪ goin' in circles
♪ don't make you a wheel
♪ if I lose my baby
♪ I'll miss a meal
♪ I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ said I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ no big deal
♪ It ain't no big deal ♪
>> ( Honking )
>> Hey! Hey!
Shit.
>> God, did we lose him?
>> Always a pleasure
doing business, captain.
>> Freeze, police!
>> Don't bother.
>> Hey, what are you doing?
Who are you guys?
>> Police officers.
>> Not on my ship, you're not.
>> Who else is on board?
>> No on. They're all
on shore leave.
>> Yeah, while you do business
with petey, huh?
>> In here, popeye.
>> Hey! You can't do this.
>> Come on.
>> This is my ship!
I know my rights.
>> Boy, do you have
the wrong cops.
>> Yo, clear!
>> Good plan.
Great execution.
The getaway...
Needs work.
>> Well, you know,
give it a chance.
The money will surface
in the Philippines.
We'll split it.
The guards get a slow boat ride
home, everybody wins, huh?
>> Nice, but the money
and the guards never surface.
Neither do you.
>> Hey, doc, we can do
a little business here, huh?
Don't shoot.
>> I won't. Not until I see
if that's full of bananas.
( Chuckles )
>> All right, I can understand
why'd you'd kill me,
but why'd you kill my brother?
>> Pfft, petey,
it was nothing personal.
It was either kill Matt
or go to prison.
I wouldn't like prison.
>> Congratulations, doc.
You're gonna make a great story.
>> Like you're gonna be alive
to write it.
>> What she means, doc,
is you're busted.
>> That should do it.
>> Assume the position,
gentlemen.
Read yourself your rights.
Come on.
>> Let's not dally, gentlemen.
>> Doc: It's your word
against mine.
I got too much shit on you.
You're not a problem.
>> I'll take my chances.
>> End of the road, doc.
You know, I still got
friends in prison.
I could probably make a couple
of phone calls for ya.
>> So, petey, if we were
in this container,
which one has the money?
>> What money?
>> Okay. It's too incriminating.
But where is the armored car?
>> What armored car, officer?
>> Petey, uh, let's--
let's just--
let's do this
the easy way, okay?
>> Mario, they got to you?
>> I am sorry, petey.
>> This was it,
this was your plan?
>> My plan was fine.
His plan sucks.
>> Petey, just answer
his question.
Where's the money?
>> I spent it.
>> ( Laughing )
You must be a big spender.
For every cute answer,
I'm gonna shoot
your girlfriend in the knee?
>> What's the difference?
You're gonna kill us, anyway.
>> There's a difference.
>> It's over here.
It really was a good plan.
>> We're switching
to my plan now.
I hope you're wearing
your kevlar.
You too, sport.
>> No, doc, come on.
>> Mario, we enjoyed
having you on the team,
but you're too...
Morally ambiguous.
Not this time.
>> I won't say anything
to anybody, I swear!
>> Oh, I'll help you
keep that promise.
Maybe if he hears you scream.
>> Don't count on it.
>> Aah!
>> Give it up, petey.
You come in,
or I pop her right here!
Aah!
Uhh!
>> Hey, asshole,
you're under arrest
for the murder of my brother.
Let's go.
>> You still don't get it,
do ya? It's your word
against mine.
>> Yeah, and mine.
>> What the hell is going on
here, doc?
>> This man is my prisoner
in the armored car hijacking.
>> This piece of shit
killed my brother.
>> All right, come on, petey,
give me the gun.
>> Give me the gun, petey!
>> ( Doc laughing )
>> All right, come on, petey.
Let's have 'em.
>> Doc: Yeah.
>> She's got proof.
She's got photographs
of petey stealing
the armored car!
>> We're gonna have
to have that film.
>> This is my property.
>> That's tough.
Now, let's have it.
>> You don't owe me anything.
>> Oops.
>> Would've made a great story.
>> There you go.
>> It's empty.
>> Where's the money?
>> I don't know what
you're talking about.
What money?
>> What's going on, here, petey?
What is this?
>> This is my armored car.
Got the paperwork right here.
I'm shipping it
to a client in Beirut.
>> Where's the stolen truck?
The one that was hijacked!
>> Bucko: ♪ when all was finally
♪ said and done
♪ I could not have had more fun
♪ and I'm glad that I'm just one
♪ of the girls ♪
( Laughing )
>> ♪♪
>> ♪ Got my motor runnin'
♪ slide me into gear
♪ don't need directions
♪ 'cause we're not driving
♪ far from here
♪ and out here we're waiting
♪ for someone just like you
♪ have to leave my lights on
♪ and I'm about
♪ to need some cues
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ I'm built for comfort
♪ not for speed
♪ steamroller
♪ ooh, I got everything
♪ you'll ever need
♪ steamroller
♪ oh, take me for a ride
♪ steamroller
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ on me and drive
♪ when the road looks bumpy
♪ you'll always have the key
♪ if you think I'm rusty
♪ just pour a little oil on me
♪ but when I start to rumble
♪ you know I'm on my way
♪ long as you are drivin'
♪ oh, I'll do anything you say
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ I'm built for comfort
♪ not for speed
♪ steamroller
♪ ooh, I got everything
♪ you'll ever need
♪ steamroller
♪ oh, take me for a ride
♪ steamroller
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ on me and drive
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ steamroller
♪ steamroller
♪ Steamroller ♪
♪ them foldin' bills
♪ and you might need
♪ them little white pills
♪ fast little cars
♪ give some people chills
♪ but I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ yeah, I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ and lizzy loves
♪ to hear the saxophone
♪ Terri likes the guitar tone
♪ shawny, she wants
♪ the dancin' song, yeah
♪ but I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ oh, I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ now, I know you know
♪ Just how I feel
♪ goin' in circles
♪ don't make you a wheel
♪ if I lose my baby
♪ I'll miss a meal
♪ I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ said I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ no big deal ♪
>> Well, petey, your ship
has finally come in.
( Laughs )
>> All right, do that.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> More coffee?
>> Um, get outta here.
>> Hey, Mario.
How's it going?
How's Natalie?
>> What do you care?
You after my ex-wife?
>> Oh, Mario, that's cold.
I'd never try to nail
my buddy's ex.
>> Glad to hear it.
>> Yeah, I quit banging her
the minute you divorced her.
>> Petey?
>> I'm petey.
You must be Max.
>> Hey, I was told
you're the guy.
Somebody wants to move
something quietly
on or off a ship,
gotta see petey.
>> I'm here as a favor to
a friend, but I can't help you.
That would be illegal.
>> Max: Oh.
>> How's about
a refill, darling?
>> Petey: You must have me
confused with someone else.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait.
>> If you so much as stop
by that table, I'll have you
busted on the spot.
>> For bad coffee?
>> For interfering
with a police investigation.
>> Maybe you don't understand
who you're dealing with here.
In Miami, I used to be
a wharf rat the same as you.
Somebody wanted to move
something in or out
of that town,
they had to see me.
>> That explains
your police escort.
>> What do you mean?
>> Hey, Mario.
Max here doesn't believe
he's being tailed.
>> Oh, man.
>> Well, you're spending time
together-- I thought you might
as well be friendly.
>> This isn't funny, petey.
>> I'm leaving now, Max.
Mario's been burned,
but don't worry.
He'll have somebody follow you.
Watch your back.
>> Petey, wait up.
I'm moving $20 million
to Venezuela this week.
I need your help.
>> I'm sorry,
you're just too hot.
>> It's a very special shipment.
The armored car's gonna get hit.
I need a local to help me
orchestrate this.
>> I don't do armed robbery.
>> An armored car heist
is as good as its inside man.
That's me.
>> I'm not interested.
>> $20 million?
>> Have a nice life, okay?
>> Max: Hey, hey, hey.
You don't just
walk away from me.
You already know too much.
>> You want to threaten me
in Miami, that's your choice.
You try it here,
you better put on
your steel jockstrap.
>> Sorry, this one gets away.
>> You can't stop me.
>> Sure I can!
>> Petey!
Hey, yo! Petey!
I can't believe you did that.
>> Sure you can, Mario.
That's just the kind
of guy I am.
>> ( Van starts )
>> Hey! Hold it!
Hey! Stop!
Hey! Oh, man!
>> ( Laughs )
You're hasslin' waitresses now?
>> She's a reporter, man.
She's making a living
out of bustin' cops.
>> Good for her.
>> Hey, give me a minute here.
I gotta tail all
known associates, all right?
>> You're tailing me now?
Oh, no. No.
This is not a good time.
I need to lose you
for an hour or so.
>> You know I can't do that.
>> It'll save us both
a lot of embarrassment,
professionally speaking, hmm?
>> All right, now get--
get the hell outta here.
>> Damn it.
>> How you doing?
>> Top of the morning.
>> There must be a billion
bananas on that boat.
I mean, bananas.
That's the best damn value
in the world.
They grow it, harvest it,
ship it up from south America,
deliver it to a store
where it costs maybe a nickel.
( Scoffs ) How did they pay
for that ship?
>> You wanna learn the true
secret of banana farming?
That's our load.
>> Can you identify
the contents?
>> Bananas?
>> Fuck.
That's my brother.
>> Bananas. Yeah, right.
>> For what it's worth,
I didn't see a thing.
Let's go.
>> No.
No.
>> Computer chips?
>> Huh. Thought it was bananas.
>> Price of bananas
just went up, petey.
>> I can't believe he's
doing this on my turf.
>> Those chips are worth
hundreds apiece retail.
>> Yeah, well, it's not gonna
do him any good in prison.
>> You're gonna bust
your brother?
That's cold.
>> Why don't you just stay out
of my personal business, doc?
>> Most of my partners
get to know me
before they start bitching.
>> Yeah.
>> ( Siren blares )
>> No, you son of a bitch.
I told you this
was gonna happen!
>> Relax, Matt, I'm just
brokering some bananas
for a friend-- hey!
>> My new partner here
doesn't think I'm gonna send
my little brother back
to prison, but he's wrong!
>> Possession of bananas--
what's the charge,
excessive potassium?
>> You think you're so smart,
smarter than anybody else.
>> ( Distant arguing )
>> You come on my turf
and do this on my turf?
So, where you
headed now, genius?
>> I get it-- you want me
to ask you for help
so we'll be even?
>> I don't owe you anything!
>> Okay, that's enough.
>> No! No!
>> Take a hike.
>> I'm making an arrest here.
You think we never talked
about this day?
You think I never warned
you what would happen?
You are busted.
>> You want to see me ask you
for something, think again.
>> Yeah.
>> What's your mom gonna say?
>> That's not funny.
>> Get out of here, Peter.
>> No, I'm waiting
for my brother to show me
he's a better man than I am.
Arrest him.
>> Shut up, petey, and go.
>> Hey. Truck stays.
Don't worry.
The truck'll disappear,
and you'll get a nice bonus.
>> I am clean,
and I'm gonna keep it that way.
>> Well, you should've mentioned
that before you let
your brother go.
>> You let him walk!
>> Now, look. Knowing about it
is the same as being in on it.
Don't be so pious!
Like this is
assault rifles or smack.
It's computer chips!
He switched trucks!
>> I've heard of apple computers
but, uh, never banana.
>> Your brother's a pain
in the ass.
>> They took the truck
to a warehouse,
and they practically signed
for it like federal express.
I followed the truck
to a wholesale market,
but the bananas vanished
in a dozen directions.
>> So, what's your point?
>> Those are photographs
of police officers
hijacking a truck.
>> Allegedly hijacking a truck.
>> I'm offering your department
an opportunity to respond
prior to publication.
>> Thanks, but we're
internal affairs.
We don't have
to respond to anybody.
>> But we do know
about this one.
>> And?
>> It's an ongoing
investigation.
We can't make any comment.
>> Oh, come on,
give me something.
>> Nah, no comment.
>> Go away.
>> Fine. I'll see you
on the front page.
It's really easy selling
a story about dirty cops.
>> Let me see those.
See these two guys?
This guy's a cop.
The guy that was driving
the truck is his brother.
That's your story.
Find him.
>> Where?
>> Petey? Just unbutton
your blouse a little bit,
and he'll find you.
>> ( Kids playing )
>> Right here, I'm open!
>> Show me!
>> Give it up, man!
>> Yeah, all right.
>> Hey! Hey!
>> Hey, give me the ball.
>> Game's over.
Police business.
>> Aw, man.
>> I'm apprehending
a dangerous felon.
Oh, you think this is funny!
>> Maybe.
>> You're testing me today.
>> Oh, with bananas? Please.
>> You crossed over the line.
If I catch you--
>> ugh!
>> ( Kids laughing )
>> You go to jail.
>> You know it'll never happen.
>> ( Laughs ) Oh.
You suck at us.
>> I had a job.
I knew cops were watching.
I didn't know it was you!
Ouch.
>> You know, I wake up
this morning and I find out
I got a new partner,
one I don't want.
Suddenly I'm on a stakeout
where my brother's
pulling a job.
Doc knew that was your shipment.
He was pushing all the buttons,
trying to find my soft spot.
I guess he found it--
my brother.
>> Huh!
Ooh!
>> Kid: Hey, girl! Hey!
Aw, he made a basket.
>> Like that was something!
>> ( Spits ) Hey.
You ripped off my bananas.
>> Hey, you put me
in a bad spot.
I had to look the other way.
>> I never asked you
for anything.
>> Yeah, just like I never
asked you to do time for me.
>> Come on, if you'd gone
to prison, it'd have killed mom.
She expected me
to end up there.
>> And I've been paying
for it ever since.
>> Have you asked yourself
why doc came after you?
>> Yeah. The answer is you.
>> Huh?
>> ( Sighs )
What do you know
About an armored car?
>> Mom says not to tell you.
>> Consider yourself warned,
little brother.
See, in the end, the good guys
always win.
>> How you doin'?
>> Ahem.
>> Up in internal affairs,
we, uh, we hear talk
about you and bananas.
( Sniffs )
>> They're good
with my cheerios.
>> Listen, if you don't want
to talk without a lawyer
present, we understand that.
>> Yeah, besides, it's not
you that we want.
We know it's your first time.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Whatever. We want doc.
>> We want somebody
to put the finger on him.
>> Yeah, we think
you're our guy.
>> Do your own dirty work.
>> Hey, look, we understand
how you feel,
but money changed hands
in this banana thing.
>> The problem is
the press knows about it.
They're already involved,
so we gotta do something.
I want you to think it over.
Who's going down, you...
Or him?
>> ( Ding )
>> Going down?
>> ...yeah.
( Sighs ) Going down. Jesus.
>> ♪♪
>> ( Indistinct chatter )
>> Good afternoon, ladies?
How's tricks? Bah-dum-doo!
>> Hey, petey.
>> Mwah. Looking very nice.
>> How you doin'?
Good to see ya, petey.
>> Yeah, but the guys
in internal affairs said
they knew about the heist,
so I say run with the story.
Yeah.
I gotta go.
Here's the story.
>> ( Modem dialing )
>> Hey, petey.
God bless ya.
>> ♪♪
>> Joe, set me up, will ya?
>> Sure, petey.
>> You still hit like a girl.
>> Dude, bucko!
What the hell are you
doing here, huh?
>> You said to look you up.
>> How'd you get out?
Overcrowding?
Early release? What?
>> Eh, you'll laugh.
>> Not good behavior.
>> No.
Time travel.
>> ( Laughs )
You have a time machine?
>> Nah, there ain't
no time machines,
but in solitary I had
nothing but time.
So I started concentrating
on making time go faster.
I learned to speed up time.
Then, presto, I'm out!
>> Bucko, you were inside
for 20 years.
>> You just think I was.
>> ( Laughs )
>> Woman: I'm game.
>> Man: Take it easy, Joe.
>> Joe: See ya.
>> Man 2: See ya, Joe.
>> I need a job, petey.
>> No problem.
I'll get you a good job.
You ever been in a union?
>> I don't want a straight job.
Need some muscle?
>> Listen, you took care
of me inside, bucko.
I'll take care of you now.
Just give me a couple
of minutes, all right?
Do I know you?
'Cause you look familiar.
>> Uh, maybe you've
seen me around.
>> Oh, you come here often?
>> I work the area.
>> Really.
Well, you must do pretty good.
>> I've never had
any complaints.
>> How much for a blow job?
>> I'm sure a stud like you
never has to pay for it.
>> Oh, I don't mind.
There's no sweet talk.
It's a clean business
transaction.
>> You're a poet, right?
>> ( Laughs )
How much to fuck you
all night long?
>> Depends on if
I like you or not.
>> Well, let's pretend
that you don't.
>> A grand.
>> ( Whistles )
A grand.
Hey, bucko.
I want you...
To show my friend bucko here
a good time
all night long.
Longer if he wants it.
>> But, petey, I, uh...
>> Bucko has been in prison
for 20 years.
I think he's ready.
>> Okay, I get it.
End of joke.
>> You're a reporter.
What are you doing tailing me?
>> I'm interested
in your brother.
>> I liked you better
when you were a whore.
>> Hey, Doug, how you doing?
>> Hey, how you doing?
>> Hey. We're gonna make
some overtime tonight, bud.
Got a real good tip
on a smack ship.
>> Why don't you use
somebody else, okay?
>> It's an easy bust.
Hey! I don't want
to use anybody else.
You and I can hotdog
it together.
Here's the address.
Supposed to hit it
about midnight.
>> Hey, are you
still tailing me?
>> Nice of you to remember.
>> Well, come on inside.
You're scaring the neighbors.
Bucko, this is Mario,
my favorite cop.
This is bucko,
my pal and ex-con.
>> Damn it, petey,
I don't want to hear that.
I'm on duty here.
>> Oh, mom, does that
smell good!
>> It is good.
>> We've got company.
>> Yeah?
Oh! Hey, Mario!
You hungry?
>> Always hungry, Mrs. Martin.
>> Good. Hello. I'm the mama.
>> Oh, mom, this is bucko,
you know, from--
>> not the bucko who took care
of my petey!
>> Mom, how many buckos
could there be?
>> Well, give us a hug!
>> What do you want?
>> I just want to talk
to my brother.
>> Haven't you heard?
I have the right
to remain silent.
>> You know the rules.
If you're gonna fight,
you do it outside.
>> Sure.
We got two cops,
two ex-cons.
We could divide up
into good guys and bad guys.
You know, you ought to be
more careful who you
associate with.
>> Hey, I'm not associating.
I'm tailing petey, remember?
>> You put a tail
on your brother?
Your own brother?!
>> Didn't you hear?
Matt thinks I'm a bad guy.
>> You're not a bad guy,
petey, but--
>> you just called me a bad guy.
You believe this, mom?
>> Fine, you're a criminal.
That's what a bad guy is.
>> No, it's what I do.
Doesn't make me a bad guy.
>> Mom: Come on, petey.
It won't hurt to listen.
>> Are you takin' sides?
>> You know better than that.
>> Maybe you should, ma.
>> Listen, Matthew, your badge
isn't any good in here, okay?
Out, both of you, out!
>> Internal affairs
has been watching doc.
>> Good.
Hey!
>> Not good.
They caught your little stunt
with the bananas today.
Now they're telling me...
That I either give him up
or they take me down with him.
>> You were willing
to send me to prison.
Why not doc?
>> This is every
cop's nightmare.
I roll over on doc,
I'm an outcast.
I don't...
I'm not much of a cop.
>> Say a dozen "hail Marys,"
ten "our fathers,"
and go and sin no more.
>> I'm trying to do
the right thing here.
>> I tried that before.
Believe me, it's overrated.
>> Listen, petey.
I don't like a lot
of the things you've done
in the past...
But you were never afraid
to take the heat.
Even if it meant prison.
>> Well, prison might be
the easy way out.
Crossin' doc will get ugly.
>> Oh, man, it's already ugly!
He set up a drug bust
for midnight tonight.
You think I don't know
what's gonna happen?
>> Okay. I'll back you up.
It'll be like old times.
>> Yeah, we're not playing
cops and robbers here.
>> Fine. So what are you
gonna do?
>> Well, if I'm gonna be
a good cop, then...
I gotta get fitted for a wire.
>> So wear the wire.
What do you want, a hug?
>> Oh, man!
You know, next time?
I am definitely sending
you to prison.
>> You do, I'm telling mom.
You be careful.
>> ( Thunder rumbling )
>> ( Knocks )
>> Yo, come on in. Over here.
Unbutton your shirt.
>> Okay.
>> Okay, here's the deal.
>> Yeah.
>> We need incriminating
statements from doc.
We don't care if you gotta
lead him on.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> Don't worry about entrapment.
He approached you.
We'll be recording everything.
>> You got a signal
if I need ya?
>> He means, like,
a secret code,
something like that.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. How about "help"?
>> Thanks.
>> It's okay.
>> ♪ Sometimes ladies
♪ want to be petite and demure
♪ but sometimes we're
♪ wild and free
♪ and far less than pure
♪ a lady is a sister
♪ whether quaint or lewd
♪ we know that when a man
♪ has kissed her
♪ ooh, someone gets screwed
♪ oh, yes
♪ oh, yes, it's true
♪ I want to sing
♪ out loud about it
♪ covered in ermine and pearls
♪ tell the world
♪ I'm proud about it
♪ as every flag unfurls... ♪
>> Petey: Nice.
>> ♪ When all is finally
♪ said and done
♪ I could not have had more fun
♪ and I'm so glad... ♪
>> Here you go, petey sweetie.
>> Thanks, rusty.
>> Enjoy.
>> Here, it doesn't matter
who you are or what you do.
>> ♪ You can simply
♪ have your way... ♪
>> Oh, bucko, I think
she likes you.
>> Oh ho ho!
She's practically naked.
>> Relax, they're all guys.
>> Really?
>> ( Laughs )
>> ♪♪
>> Oh, it's been too long.
>> How long were you in for?
>> Not long. Twenty years.
>> Sounds like
a long time to me.
>> Mm, no.
Bucko's a time traveler.
>> Of course he is.
>> No, no, really.
Go on, explain it to him.
>> Okay.
It's like this.
I'm sitting here, right,
in the present.
>> Yeah.
>> So, I'm gonna go
into the future
just a little bit so you
can see what it's like.
>> Okay.
>> I'm gone.
See?
>> Pretty amazing, huh?
>> But you just stood up.
>> But it's later, right?
>> I don't believe this.
>> When I was sitting there
before, it's in the past,
and now it's the present,
and I'm standing here.
>> Can you go back in time, too?
>> Why would I want to go back?
I'd have more prison time
instead of less.
>> Testing one, two, three.
Testing one, two, three.
Testing one, two, three.
>> Jeez.
>> Testing one, two, three.
>> What a rookie.
>> This is gonna be
a long night.
>> He's here.
>> You ready?
>> Yeah. What's the plan?
>> Bust in and arrest
the bad guys.
>> Police! Freeze!
>> Don't think, don't move.
Just stand there.
>> Put your hands on your head.
>> Put your hands on your head.
>> Hey, hey,
it's the fish police.
>> ( Laughs ) Hey!
And you're busted, chowderhead.
>> What do you want?
You want fish
or you want shellfish?
>> I think you got
a sick lobster there.
>> That's good.
What sane cop is gonna put
his hands in a pot of lobsters?
>> Get down, get down!
>> Ahh!
>> 911.
>> Yeah, there's a shooting
at the pier at Henry's seafood.
>> Whoa!
>> So... you wanna go in
or what?
>> I don't know, maybe--
maybe in a minute.
>> Aw! Shit!
>> Ow!
>> Awwwwww!
Aaah!
>> That's it.
You ready?
>> Pfft.
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.
Kevlar.
>> Stop. Don't shoot.
Think I need a doctor.
>> Where's the cash?
>> I don't remember.
Aah!
>> Huh?
>> It's in there.
In there. In there.
>> In there?
>> Yeah.
>> See, I knew it would
come to you.
( Laughs ) Hey!
This is more like it.
You're a true professional.
You know your rights?
>> This for me?
>> If you want it.
>> For evidence?
>> Are you in or out?
>> In.
>> Hey, kid, you can't bust me
and take the money.
I mean, come on, guys,
pick a team.
I mean, you want the money,
take the money, all right?
Just let me go.
I won't say a word.
>> You're right. Catch.
>> Aah!
>> ( Body thuds )
>> It was self-defense.
>> That's it, you're busted.
>> ( Sighs ) I'm disappointed
in you, Matt.
>> Me? You're psychotic.
>> They were shooting at us,
remember?
>> Why don't you just put
down your gun.
>> Everything okay?
>> Yeah, except for him.
Doc popped him.
>> He wasn't gonna play.
>> You wanna hear your rights?
>> Oh, am I under arrest?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, in a perfect world
you would be.
>> Luckily, we're on the case.
Give me your gun.
>> What the fuck is this?
>> Give it to me.
>> Matt, whenever we take on
a new business partner,
we always give a little test.
>> And you got an "f."
>> Goddamn it.
You didn't have to shoot him.
>> Would you rather
go to prison?
>> You can't go around
shooting cops.
>> I apologize!
Jeez.
Damn it!
Somebody saw us.
>> I didn't see anything.
>> Well, I did.
There's somebody here.
>> ( Sirens wailing )
>> Sounds like company's coming.
>> Shit!
Keep looking.
I'll finish up inside.
>> ♪♪
>> hello.
Hi.
>> Hi!
>> So, bucko, would you
like to work here?
>> I don't dance too good.
>> Not as a dancer,
twinkle toes.
As the bouncer.
The owner owes me a favor.
This would be your room here.
There's a nice couch.
>> It's real classy.
>> Mm-hmm. I'll introduce you
to the girls.
>> You said they were guys.
>> Well, you know, depends.
>> Petey, I just got a call.
>> Oh, Mario, come on.
Stick around. Don't go yet.
>> Petey, it's Matt.
>> Code three, all units
in the vicinity of pier 12...
>> Could we start over?
>> Okay, I'll be me.
Who you gonna be this time?
>> I lied, I apologize,
but I need to talk to you
about your brother.
>> You're too late.
What happened?
>> Drug bust went bad.
( Sighs ) Matt got hit.
Took the bastards
with him, though.
Your brother's a hero.
>> He's not a hero.
He's just dead.
>> I'll take that.
>> No, you won't.
>> ( Liquid pouring )
>> Come on.
You heard?
>> Yeah.
I always thought
it would be you.
>> ( Chuckles ) I'll take
that as a compliment.
>> It never occurred to me
that I would...
Outlive Matthew.
I mean, it just really
never occurred to me.
>> Well, then, I'll drink
to Matthew.
>> The police came
to tell me the whole story.
They were lying.
I could see it in their faces.
>> I never believe 'em.
>> Don't get in the middle
of this, Matt.
Please, don't leave me
without a son.
>> I'm not Matt, mama.
I'm petey.
>> ( Train horn blowing )
>> You okay?
>> I've been better.
What did you hear?
>> Not much.
Tough with no witnesses, man.
>> There's doc.
>> Yeah, well,
his story's plausible.
>> Matt was wearing a wire,
so where's the tape?
>> Internal affairs said
the transmitter got wet,
shorted out.
>> ♪ You're confused
♪ and desperate
♪ and there's
♪ no help in sight... ♪
>> ( Screaming )
>> ♪ got you going 'round
♪ in circles
♪ they've got you
♪ running for your life
♪ all your cries for help
♪ Have fallen on deaf ears... ♪
>> ( Screams )
>> ♪ You're lost
♪ inside the system
♪ things are not
♪ what they appear
♪ and don't you
♪ close your eyes
♪ and make a wish
♪ don't give in
♪ just take a...
♪ I don't know if you know this
♪ you're running out of answers
♪ Your back's against the wall
♪ you're asking for directions
♪ But no one hears your call ♪
>> I came here to apologize.
Look, the story was a mistake.
>> Fine, I'll tell Matt.
>> Look, I saw Matt get shot.
It's my word against the cops',
including two
from internal affairs.
>> Internal affairs?
>> Yeah, well, I talked to them
when I was checking facts
for the story.
>> So you turned up the heat,
and they sacrificed Matt
to clear doc.
>> You knew it was doc?
>> Oh, come on.
>> Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
>> Where do you think I'm going?
>> To kill doc?
>> You wanna cover it?
>> I just want him busted
before he figures out
I was there.
>> ♪ You're pushing too hard
♪ you're pushing on me
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ on what you want me to be
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ about the things ya say
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ every night and day
♪ you're pushing too hard
♪ pushing too hard on me... ♪
>> ( Chatter )
>> I'm telling you
We can't do anything.
>> This is a disgrace.
You're police officers.
>> So were they, and you can't
ask a cop to go busting cops
that outrank them.
>> Well, could you at least
unlock these?
>> Man: Oh, that's good, honey.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Hey, sweetheart, I'm guilty.
>> It's nothing personal, petey.
>> ( Laughing)
>> Like a viking funeral.
No harm done.
>> I don't believe we've met.
>> Maybe some other time.
>> Here's to another time.
>> All right, that's enough.
>> Revelers: Come on! Hey!
>> Everyone's had some fun,
but now it's over.
Go home. My brother
needs his rest.
>> The party's not over till--
>> knock it off!
This is over the line.
>> Who are you to tell us
what's over the line?
It's only out of respect
for your brother
I don't bust you on the spot.
>> Even stone dead,
my brother is the best cop
in this room.
>> Lock him up.
Oh, petey, you forgot something.
>> ♪♪
>> petey, let's go.
>> Forget it.
>> ( Cigarette pack smacks )
>> ( Chuckles )
>> What?
>> Petey...
What kind of a guy
punches a cop
in a room filled
with drunk cops?
>> An angry guy.
>> Or a dangerous one.
>> You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
Yeah? You'd like to think
I'm a killer.
>> Well, it would make
a better story.
>> No, I think you like
the smell of blood.
I think it turns you on.
>> That's not true.
>> Oh, really?
You're here.
You're afraid of me.
And you're liking it.
>> Bullshit.
I don't kiss
on the first offense.
>> It's not my first offense.
>> 911.
>> Yeah, there's a shooting
at the pier, Henry's seafood.
Police officers need help.
>> That's her.
>> Come on.
Cool it, man, huh?
>> Excuse me.
How can I bail out
Mr. Peter Martin?
>> You want petey?
We wouldn't arrest petey.
He violated his parole.
Just brought him in
for his own protection.
>> You mean he could just
walk out of here?
>> ( Chuckles ) Sure.
>> Thanks.
>> If we need him,
we know where to find him.
>> ♪♪
>> you coming in?
>> No.
>> Sure you are.
>> This is nice.
>> You expecting bullet holes
in the windows, maybe?
>> Well, I don't know
many criminals.
>> I don't think of myself
as a criminal.
I'm a businessman.
What would you like to drink?
>> Uh, white wine, please.
>> White wine's
for lightweights.
>> ♪♪
>> how'd the two of you
get to be so different?
>> Some guys go to college.
Some join the army.
I did some prison time.
When I got out,
nobody wanted
to give me a job.
So, I had to find
other ways to get by.
>> And what do you list
as your occupation
on your tax return?
>> Pirate.
>> Why a pirate?
>> You ask too many questions.
>> I'm a reporter.
Let's lose the notion
that there's a romantic
involvement between us.
>> You mean you're
too good for me.
>> I mean that we have
nothing in common.
>> You think you're better
than I am?
>> Maybe I do.
>> Well, I don't see you
running for the door.
>> ♪ Tell me where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go
♪ baby, without you
♪ where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go
♪ tell me where in the world
♪ where in the world
♪ would I go from here
♪ baby, without you
♪ where in the world
♪ where in the world... ♪
>> oh, whoops.
Ah... ( Laughing )
>> Ahem.
Good morning.
Did you lose something,
or did petey forget to pay you?
>> What?
>> Oh, it was always petey
that wanted to be the cop,
not Matt.
>> Petey a cop?
>> ( Chuckles ) Yeah.
What do you think of that?
But, uh, then he went
to prison and that sort of...
Killed that.
>> Well, what happened?
>> Well, Matt was
in high school,
and one day he got drunk
and he stole a police car
for petey's birthday.
Took petey for a joyride,
and unfortunately, the police
chased them.
There was a car crash,
and, uh, petey was too hurt
to run away, so they busted him.
>> Did Matt tell you that?
>> Didn't have to.
>> You don't miss a trick,
do you?
>> We were just talking.
>> Oh, just talking.
Yeah, well, mom, did he mention
she's a reporter?
>> I wasn't trying to hide it.
It just never came up.
>> Did you write that story
about Matt?
>> It was a mistake.
I know that now.
>> I'd like you out of here.
Now.
Without my robe.
Jesus, petey.
>> I tell you, I thought
I was good at getting
what I wanted, but you
take it to a whole new level.
>> It's not like that.
>> Oh, yeah?
>> Listen, tell your mother
that I know that Matt
was innocent.
I wrote a whole story
clearing his name.
>> Listen.
What story? Where is it?
>> On my computer at home
with the film.
>> You got photographs?
>> From after the shooting,
that's all, but I haven't
processed them.
>> Well, let's go.
>> ♪♪
>> nice place.
>> Here it is.
>> Welcome home.
I'll take that.
On the bed.
>> Doc, no.
>> On the bed!
>> Please don't.
>> Hey, doc, we can cut a deal.
>> No deals, petey.
It's too late.
>> There's always a deal.
Name your price.
What do you want,
the armored car?
>> Fuck you, petey,
for the last time.
>> Freeze!
>> Very good!
You sleep with a gun?
>> It's the '90s.
>> Tell her to drop it, petey,
or you're dead.
>> You're gonna have
to shoot him.
>> I'm gonna count to three.
One...
Two...
>> Three!
>> ( Groaning )
>> Oh, my god.
Is he okay?
>> Let's hope not.
>> Ow!
>> Kevlar!
>> Uhh!
>> Doc, I figured you
for a tough guy.
>> Oh, goddamn!
>> What do we do now?
>> You're the citizen.
You want to call the police?
>> He is the police.
>> You're right.
I say we finish him off.
>> Oh, no...
>> You're not a killer, petey.
>> Yeah, well, nobody
ever killed my brother before.
>> If Matt were alive,
he'd tell you not to do this.
>> That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
>> Aah! >> ( Gasps )
>> Matt's not alive.
>> Aah!
>> Because you killed him...
And you're not gonna get
away with it.
>> Oh, god.
>> How does it feel, asshole?
>> Oh, god.
>> Well, that kevlar's
pretty good stuff.
>> Petey, don't.
>> Are you telling me not to
shoot a guy you just shot?
>> But that was different.
>> No, I'm gonna finish this.
You tell me something.
Think I'll do it? Huh?
Now, this is for Matt.
>> Don't.
>> Let's go.
>> ( Groans )
>> You see? Turning criminal
isn't so hard.
>> I'm not a criminal.
I'm a witness.
>> Tell that to doc.
As bad as it would've been
if we'd killed him,
now it's gonna be worse.
>> He's gonna find us, isn't he?
He's gonna kill me.
>> Us. He's gonna kill us.
Stop being so self-centered.
Son of a bitch was right.
>> About what?
>> About me.
He said I couldn't do it,
and I couldn't.
>> But that's good.
>> You won't say that
when he finds you.
>> ♪♪
>> all right, I'll show you.
So, you just sway your hips.
That's it. Step. Step.
And then you turn around
like that.
That's it.
There you go.
It's pretty easy.
I mean, just feel the music.
>> I feel dumb.
>> Tsk. You're just
a little shy, that's all.
But it's pretty simple.
You just keep going.
Just go up, up,
you know, and then
move your arms way up
in the air like that.
It looks great.
You got something, I can tell.
>> Uh, why here?
>> You ever been here before?
>> Well, hardly.
>> Oh, petey, this place
is better than prison.
The women here are beautiful.
They sing, they dance,
and they're all guys!
No offense.
>> None taken.
>> You remember Dexter?
>> Sure, the hooker.
>> Too bad. She's
your new roommate.
>> Well, thanks, petey,
but I don't need her.
>> I'm not a hooker.
>> Oh, I get it.
You're a guy, too.
Had me fooled.
>> I've never been in trouble
like this before.
>> Well, you get used to it.
>> You don't understand.
You know, I write about
stuff like this.
This is not supposed
to happen to me.
I just want this to end.
Do you realize that when
I first met you,
I was an unidentified witness?
Now I am a fugitive on the run
from a renegade cop
whom I shot!
>> Shh. Shh.
>> What? Wait a minute.
Wait, what are you doing?
>> I thought maybe
you'd want some comfort.
>> W-weren't you even
listening to me?
You know...
Don't confuse what happened
between us with a relationship.
Where are you going?
>> I got business.
>> Well, I'm gonna go
with you, then.
>> No, in the pirate business,
we tend to frown
on press coverage.
>> You don't trust me?
>> Don't confuse what happened
between us with a relationship.
>> You're right.
This is research.
It's the story of a lifetime.
>> Fine. Just stay here.
And no reporter stunts, okay?
No phone calls.
Try to think like a fugitive.
>> Sounds like a prison.
>> Believe me, prison is worse.
>> ( Sighs )
>> ♪♪
>> Hey, petey!
>> You looking for me?
>> What, are you lost?
>> Well, doc and I
had a misunderstanding.
I thought maybe you put
out a bulletin.
>> No, no, no.
Just doc has his own ways.
>> Yeah, well, recruiting
dirty cops is risky business,
unless, of course,
you're internal affairs.
Then you have all
the dirt on everybody.
>> Well, I can't
comment on that.
>> Doc come after you, Mario?
Hmm?
I mean, not a lot
of cops eat here.
>> It's a gray area, petey.
I'm a very accessible cop.
People like to give me things.
Nothing big, no cars.
No yachts.
Does that make me
a dirty cop?
>> You tell me.
>> I'm a good cop,
and you know that.
But if it came down to it,
could I convince a judge
or a review board? Nah.
>> Look, you can't have it
both ways, Mario.
You have to chose sides.
>> You say that as if
you're going after doc.
>> He killed my brother.
>> Don't, petey.
They're unstoppable.
>> Why do you think
doc went after Matt?
>> The armored car.
They were gonna pressure Matt
to get to you.
>> So, where can I find Max?
>> You know I can't tell
you that, petey.
>> You crossed the line
for them.
Why not for me?
>> You know, Max, after this job
I'll never eat pizza again.
>> Your kid Vinnie.
He may be a hell of a thief,
but he makes a lousy clam sauce.
>> Nice office.
>> What the hell you doing here?
>> I'm reconsidering your offer.
>> Butt out of this, petey.
>> Max, you replaced me
with Joey the fist?
>> Hey, this guy's got
a very impressive crew.
>> I'm not surprised.
They're all undercover cops.
You recruited a sting operation
to pull your job.
>> Don't listen to him.
>> Look at this.
Look at this, huh?
There's cops all over
the place here!
They got him wired.
Can you hear me, doc?
Test, one, two.
>> He's full of shit, Max.
>> Why should I believe you?
>> Because otherwise
your armored car's gonna get
hit by cops, dirty cops.
And then they're coming
after you.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Look out!
>> Hold it!
>> You're being set up.
>> I'm getting outta here.
>> No! No! No! No! This way! Go!
Come on! Come on!
Hit it!
>> So, why did you suddenly
decide to save me?
>> It's not about you.
You still have a shipment.
I want the job.
>> Hey, I thought you didn't
want the heat.
Now it's gonna be
ten times as hot.
>> It's personal now.
>> All right, I owe you.
You kept me out of the can.
>> They weren't
gonna arrest you.
They were gonna kill you.
>> What's this world comin' to?
>> ( Bell rings )
>> What are you doing?
>> Window shopping.
>> ♪♪
>> ( Background chatter )
>> Petey says no calls.
Well, what does petey say
about typing?
>> No problem.
>> ( Modem dialing )
>> There it is.
We're looking at her upload
right now.
How's the trace?
>> We got it.
>> Where are they?
>> You're not gonna believe
where they are.
>> ♪♪
♪ for everyone
♪ who ever told me
♪ "girl, just pack it in"
♪ for every time I had
♪ to sit and take it
♪ on the chin
♪ for every broken heart
♪ I ever had
♪ for every time
♪ I fell in love
♪ with some sweet
♪ two-faced cad
♪ I got a bit of news
♪ for everyone here... ♪
>> you know petey Martin?
>> No.
>> I think you do.
I think you know petey Martin.
>> ♪ Take a good look, boys
♪ 'cause shrinking Violet
♪ is in bloom... ♪
>> ( Chatter )
>> ♪ I'm coming out
♪ coming up
♪ coming on now... ♪
>> do you think you can do that?
>> Man, these pantyhose...
Not made for guys like me.
Nope.
>> ♪ Life's meant to be filled
♪ with come one and come all
♪ you can simply have your way
♪ but sure have a ball
♪ life is grand, astound me
♪ let down your guard
♪ wrap your arms around me
♪ ooh, it isn't that hard... ♪
>> Where's petey?
>> I don't know.
>> Where's the reporter?
>> Gone. ( Gasps )
>> So, where'd they go?
>> I don't know,
but I gotta go, too.
>> Oh, did you think
I was gonna hit you?
>> Aah!
>> You're not going anywhere.
>> I'm going to the future.
I am going in the future.
( Inhales )
>> ( Laughing )
>> Bad news.
I'm here in the future with you,
and unless you tell me
what I want to know,
I'm taking you back
into the past,
back to prison.
>> No. No. No. No.
No prison, no.
No more prison.
>> No, no, no.
Tell me about the future.
>> We're rich.
A-and I'm a famous dancer.
>> You're rich
from the armored car.
>> Yeah, it went great.
>> Hi.
>> Oh, petey!
The police were here
looking for you.
>> I know. I know.
So, listen, I, uh...
I gotta go on a little vacation.
>> Oh, god.
What did you do?
>> Nothing. That's why
I have to leave.
>> Did you come to say good-bye?
>> It's not forever, mom.
>> You know who killed him,
don't you?
>> I can't talk about it, mama.
I'd better go.
>> If you're going to do this
for Matt, do it the way
he would've done it.
>> Who said I'm doing it
for Matt?
>> Then do it for me.
>> ( Sighs )
Is it now yet?
>> Whatever you told doc,
you'd better tell petey.
>> No.
>> Where is he?
>> I don't know.
>> What happened?
>> Doc. What else?
>> You gotta call it off, petey.
>> What, and miss
my retirement party?
No, I have to collect
my pension.
>> Petey, do not go tomorrow.
>> No way.
Look, with $20 million at stake,
you can always expect
a lot of cops around.
Makes a very good ending
for the story.
>> He's gonna kill you.
In the line of duty.
>> No.
Somebody told me
the good guys are supposed
to win in the end, you know?
>> ( Knocks )
>> Petey. What are you
Doing here?
>> I gotta talk to Mario.
>> Mario doesn't live here
anymore; You know that.
>> It's Thursday night, Natalie.
You work late,
Mario picks you up,
he brings a pizza.
You're dessert.
>> You son of a bitch.
>> Nice work, pal.
Listen.
I've got my pizza,
my rocky road,
and Natalie's running
in high idle.
This better be good.
>> I'm gonna need some help.
>> ( Sighs )
Yeah. Okay. All right.
I'll do whatever I can.
>> Right, well...
>> What do you think?
>> I don't know.
>> This may be our only chance.
>> Let's go for it.
>> Morning.
>> Both: Morning.
>> Can I help you?
>> Two cups of coffee.
Four jelly donuts.
>> Make that six.
>> Six jelly donuts.
>> You want something?
>> No! And you better hurry.
>> ♪ Everybody likes
♪ them foldin' bills
♪ and you might need
♪ them little white pills
♪ fast little cars
♪ give some people chills
♪ but I need my baby
♪ to get my thrills
♪ yeah, I need my baby... ♪
>> mambo. What's that mean?
>> Uh, it's a snake, I think.
>> ♪ Oh, I'm just wild
♪ about Mexican food
♪ oh, and you might think... ♪
>> hey, watch it.
>> Oh, hell.
>> ♪ You might need a drink
♪ to come unglued
♪ and I've got to have my baby
♪ when I'm in the mood... ♪
>> What the hell?
>> ♪ ...when I'm in the mood ♪
>> hey.
What's this guy up to?
Aw, shit.
This looks like trouble.
>> ( Laughing )
>> Dispatch, we've got
trouble here!
>> Come on, come on, let's go!
>> Very nice.
Don't you lose him
for an instant.
♪ And lizzy loves
♪ to hear the saxophone
♪ Terri likes the guitar tone
♪ shawny, she wants
♪ the dancin' song, yeah
♪ but I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ oh, I'd rather hear
♪ my baby when she moans
♪ now, I know you know
♪ Just how I feel
♪ goin' in circles
♪ don't make you a wheel
♪ if I lose my baby
♪ I'll miss a meal
♪ I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ said I'll get me another
♪ ain't no big deal
♪ no big deal
♪ It ain't no big deal ♪
>> ( Honking )
>> Hey! Hey!
Shit.
>> God, did we lose him?
>> Always a pleasure
doing business, captain.
>> Freeze, police!
>> Don't bother.
>> Hey, what are you doing?
Who are you guys?
>> Police officers.
>> Not on my ship, you're not.
>> Who else is on board?
>> No on. They're all
on shore leave.
>> Yeah, while you do business
with petey, huh?
>> In here, popeye.
>> Hey! You can't do this.
>> Come on.
>> This is my ship!
I know my rights.
>> Boy, do you have
the wrong cops.
>> Yo, clear!
>> Good plan.
Great execution.
The getaway...
Needs work.
>> Well, you know,
give it a chance.
The money will surface
in the Philippines.
We'll split it.
The guards get a slow boat ride
home, everybody wins, huh?
>> Nice, but the money
and the guards never surface.
Neither do you.
>> Hey, doc, we can do
a little business here, huh?
Don't shoot.
>> I won't. Not until I see
if that's full of bananas.
( Chuckles )
>> All right, I can understand
why'd you'd kill me,
but why'd you kill my brother?
>> Pfft, petey,
it was nothing personal.
It was either kill Matt
or go to prison.
I wouldn't like prison.
>> Congratulations, doc.
You're gonna make a great story.
>> Like you're gonna be alive
to write it.
>> What she means, doc,
is you're busted.
>> That should do it.
>> Assume the position,
gentlemen.
Read yourself your rights.
Come on.
>> Let's not dally, gentlemen.
>> Doc: It's your word
against mine.
I got too much shit on you.
You're not a problem.
>> I'll take my chances.
>> End of the road, doc.
You know, I still got
friends in prison.
I could probably make a couple
of phone calls for ya.
>> So, petey, if we were
in this container,
which one has the money?
>> What money?
>> Okay. It's too incriminating.
But where is the armored car?
>> What armored car, officer?
>> Petey, uh, let's--
let's just--
let's do this
the easy way, okay?
>> Mario, they got to you?
>> I am sorry, petey.
>> This was it,
this was your plan?
>> My plan was fine.
His plan sucks.
>> Petey, just answer
his question.
Where's the money?
>> I spent it.
>> ( Laughing )
You must be a big spender.
For every cute answer,
I'm gonna shoot
your girlfriend in the knee?
>> What's the difference?
You're gonna kill us, anyway.
>> There's a difference.
>> It's over here.
It really was a good plan.
>> We're switching
to my plan now.
I hope you're wearing
your kevlar.
You too, sport.
>> No, doc, come on.
>> Mario, we enjoyed
having you on the team,
but you're too...
Morally ambiguous.
Not this time.
>> I won't say anything
to anybody, I swear!
>> Oh, I'll help you
keep that promise.
Maybe if he hears you scream.
>> Don't count on it.
>> Aah!
>> Give it up, petey.
You come in,
or I pop her right here!
Aah!
Uhh!
>> Hey, asshole,
you're under arrest
for the murder of my brother.
Let's go.
>> You still don't get it,
do ya? It's your word
against mine.
>> Yeah, and mine.
>> What the hell is going on
here, doc?
>> This man is my prisoner
in the armored car hijacking.
>> This piece of shit
killed my brother.
>> All right, come on, petey,
give me the gun.
>> Give me the gun, petey!
>> ( Doc laughing )
>> All right, come on, petey.
Let's have 'em.
>> Doc: Yeah.
>> She's got proof.
She's got photographs
of petey stealing
the armored car!
>> We're gonna have
to have that film.
>> This is my property.
>> That's tough.
Now, let's have it.
>> You don't owe me anything.
>> Oops.
>> Would've made a great story.
>> There you go.
>> It's empty.
>> Where's the money?
>> I don't know what
you're talking about.
What money?
>> What's going on, here, petey?
What is this?
>> This is my armored car.
Got the paperwork right here.
I'm shipping it
to a client in Beirut.
>> Where's the stolen truck?
The one that was hijacked!
>> Bucko: ♪ when all was finally
♪ said and done
♪ I could not have had more fun
♪ and I'm glad that I'm just one
♪ of the girls ♪
( Laughing )
>> ♪♪
>> ♪ Got my motor runnin'
♪ slide me into gear
♪ don't need directions
♪ 'cause we're not driving
♪ far from here
♪ and out here we're waiting
♪ for someone just like you
♪ have to leave my lights on
♪ and I'm about
♪ to need some cues
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ I'm built for comfort
♪ not for speed
♪ steamroller
♪ ooh, I got everything
♪ you'll ever need
♪ steamroller
♪ oh, take me for a ride
♪ steamroller
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ on me and drive
♪ when the road looks bumpy
♪ you'll always have the key
♪ if you think I'm rusty
♪ just pour a little oil on me
♪ but when I start to rumble
♪ you know I'm on my way
♪ long as you are drivin'
♪ oh, I'll do anything you say
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ I'm built for comfort
♪ not for speed
♪ steamroller
♪ ooh, I got everything
♪ you'll ever need
♪ steamroller
♪ oh, take me for a ride
♪ steamroller
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ sit up, sit down
♪ on me and drive
♪ I want you
♪ to remember me
♪ so rub my bumper
♪ nice and clean
♪ if it's good for you
♪ it sounds good to me
♪ don't you want to ride a
♪ steamroller
♪ steamroller
♪ steamroller
♪ Steamroller ♪