The Valley of Gwangi (1969) - full transcript

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

MIGUEL!

MIGUEL!

MIGUEL.

MIGUEL.

GWANGI...

NO, NO!

LEAVE IT.

HE WHO TAKES FROM GWANGI,
THE EVIL ONE, IS CURSED.

ONLY BY AN OLD WOMAN'S TONGUE.

I TELL YOU, IF HE
DOES NOT GO BACK



TO THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY,

WE SHALL ALL SUFFER
A TERRIBLE FATE.

MY EYES ARE BLIND, BUT I
CAN STILL SEE THE SIGNS!

KEEP YOUR SUPERSTITIONS
TO YOURSELF, OLD WOMAN.

FOOL!

ACH!

ONE DAY HE WILL LEARN TO
OBEY THE LAW OF GWANGI,

OR LIKE HIS BROTHER,
HE WILL PERISH!

HOWDY, MA'AM.

BASTA, SEÑORITA.

CARRY YOUR CASE, SEÑOR?

EH, DON'T BOTHER ME, BOY.

DON'T YOU NEED A GUIDE?

NO, DON'T NEED A GUIDE.



WHAT ABOUT AN INTERPRETER?

DON'T NEED AN INTERPRETER.

YOU NEED A HORSE, SEÑOR.

NOW, LOOK, BOY, I TOLD YOU,

I DON'T NEED ANYTHING.

NOW GET LOST, COMPRENDE? ADIOS.

THERE IS NO MONEY
IN THAT, SEÑOR.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO
DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

IF THE MONEY IS RIGHT.

TELL ME WHERE THE ARENA IS.

2 MILES OUT OF TOWN.

2 MILES?

YOU NEED THAT HORSE,
SEÑOR, AND A GUIDE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A
REAL HUSTLER, CHICO.

I'LL BET PAPPY SENDS
YOU OUT HUSTLING

WHILE HE STAYS HOME
TAKING AN ALL-DAY SIESTA.

NO, SEÑOR. MY PAPA IS DEAD.

I RUN MY OWN BUSINESS.

MY NAME IS LOPE.

OK, LOPE, YOU AND ME WILL
DO SOME BUSINESS TOGETHER.

NOW, HOW ABOUT
GETTING ME THAT HORSE?

1O PESOS, SEÑOR.

AND 5 MORE FOR THE SADDLE.

THE FIRST MILLION

IS ALWAYS THE TOUGHEST, LOPE.

AAH!

AY-III!

YAH!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I NOW HAVE THE HONOR TO PRESENT

THE LOVELY AND TALENTED
STAR OF OUR SHOW,

RIDING WONDER HORSE OMAR,

MISS T.J. BRECKENRIDGE!

WELL, I'LL BE.

HEY, TUCK!

TUCK KIRBY!

HI THERE.

NOW, WHAT IN THE
NAME OF SAM HILL

BRINGS YOU AROUND HERE?

UP TO NO GOOD, THAT'S FOR SURE.

WELL, YOU DON'T SEEM
VERY GLAD TO SEE ME, CHAMP.

ABOUT AS GLAD AS A DYING
MULE TO SEE A VULTURE.

WELL, I'M NO VULTURE...
BIRD ON THE WING, MAYBE.

YEAH. FLYING TO
THE NEXT QUICK BUCK.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE
YOU FINALLY MADE IT.

YEAH, I'M MAKING OUT ALL RIGHT.

ALL YOU EVER CARED
ABOUT WAS YOURSELF,

NO MATTER WHO GETS HURT.

WELL, I STILL CARE
WHAT HAPPENS TO T.J.

YEAH, ALWAYS DID.

YOU FUSS AROUND
HER LIKE A MOTHER HEN.

HER DADDY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE.

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO PROTECT
HER FROM GUYS LIKE YOU,

RUNNING OUT ON HER LIKE YOU DID.

YOU WEREN'T SORRY TO
SEE ME GO, WERE YOU?

NOPE.

BUT IT DARN NEAR
BROKE T.J.'s HEART.

YEAH. YOU KNOW,
FROM WHAT I HEAR,

YOU'RE NOT DOING SO
GOOD BY HER, EITHER.

HAVEN'T BEEN ENOUGH
CUSTOMERS TO PAY THE FEED BILL.

LISTEN, WE DON'T NEED ANY
BIG SHOT WHEELER-DEALER

COMING AROUND HERE

TELLING US HOW TO RUN THIS SHOW.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK WHERE YOU...

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S HER TUNE.

THAT'S THE GRAND
FINALE, ISN'T IT?

WELL, NOW, I'M SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBERED.

WELL, EXCUSE ME,
I GOTTA SEE THIS...

FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

CARLOS.

HURRY UP WITH THAT RAMP.

HOWDY THERE, PARTNER.

EX-PARTNER.

TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS
UNPLEASANT SURPRISE?

I'M JUST LOOKING AROUND.

FOR TROUBLE... THEY
SAY IT COMES IN THREES.

I WONDER WHAT THE
NEXT TWO WILL BE.

HEY, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.

GET OUT!

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, T.J.

DO YOU WANT TO
GET YOURSELF KILLED?

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO'S ALWAYS
TRYING IT OUT THERE.

DON'T START THAT AGAIN.

YOU AND ME ARE GONNA
HAVE A NICE QUIET LITTLE TALK,

SEÑORITA, OR I MIGHT JUST DECIDE

TO PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE.

FAT CHANCE.

THIS IS T.J., REMEMBER?

SURE, I REMEMBER.

IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'D LIKE TO CHANGE.

WELL, GO ON. GO AHEAD.

YOU HESITATED UP
THERE, BEFORE THE JUMP.

THE SIGHT OF YOU WOULD
UPSET YOUR OWN MOTHER.

YOU'RE NOT PULLING MUCH
OF A CROWD, ARE YOU?

WE PLAY VILLAROSA NEXT WEEK.

THINGS WILL BE BETTER THERE.

YOU SURE?

SURE, I'M SURE.

WHY IS THAT?

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

YOU'VE GOT YOUR
OWN BUSINESS NOW.

YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.

A ONE-MAN OPERATION.

SITTING IN A NICE PLUSHY
OFFICE, BUYING AND SELLING ACTS,

INSTEAD OF GETTING KNOCKED-OFF
HORSES FOR 10 BUCKS A DAY.

IT'S HALF THE RISK,
TWICE THE PAY.

SO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

I'M DOING JUST THAT.

I'VE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU, T.J.

GET YOU OFF THE HOOK

WITH THIS BROKEN-DOWN,
MOTH-EATEN RODEO.

IF YOU'VE STILL GOT A BRAIN IN
THAT PRETTY HEAD OF YOURS,

THANKS. YOU'LL TAKE IT.

BUFFALO BILL WANTS TO BUY
OMAR, THE WONDER HORSE.

HE'S OFFERING A GOOD PRICE.

AND YOU GET 1O%, RIGHT?

20.

WELL, YOU ARE NOT GETTING

ONE THIN DIME OUT OF ME.

AND BUFFALO BILL IS
NOT GETTING OMAR.

AND YOU NEEDN'T THINK

YOU CAN COME BUSTING IN HERE

LIKE SOME HICK-TOWN
HORSE DEALER,

TRYING TO RUIN MY SHOW.

THERE'S PEOPLE
DEPENDING ON ME...

CHAMP, CARLOS, BEAN, ROWDY.

BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOYALTY,

WOULD YOU?

THIS IS BUSINESS.

YOU PLAY YOUR CON TRICKS,

AND I'LL STICK TO HORSE TRICKS.

NOW, BEAT IT!

MY, MY, YOU ALWAYS DID
LOOK SWEET IN A TEMPER.

GET OUT, I SAID!

ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOT HOTTER
IRONS IN THE FIRE, HONEY.

YOU JUST KEEP STRUGGLING ALONG

LEAPING OFF PLATFORMS
INTO A POT OF WATER.

GO AHEAD, BREAK YOUR
NECK IF YOU WANT TO.

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.

GOOD.

JUST WORRIED ABOUT THAT
HORSE UP THERE WITH YOU.

WOULDN'T LIKE TO SEE
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM.

OHH!

EXCUSE ME.

GOOD FOR YOU, T.J.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A
LONG TIME AGO... THROWN HIM OUT.

I SAY!

HELLO THERE!

OVER HERE, SIR.

SOMEONE YOU KNOW?

A CLIENT OF MINE.
PROFESSOR BROMLEY.

WHAT'S HE DOING OUT THERE?

HE DIGS FOR OLD
BONES AND THINGS.

HELLO!

SOUNDS LIKE HE DUG HIMSELF
INTO TROUBLE. COME ON!

I SAY, THANK HEAVENS
YOU CAME ALONG.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED, PROFESSOR?

WHAT HAS HAPPENED, PROFESSOR?

YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WHAT HAS HAPPENED.

ROSITA?

ROSITA.

ROSITA'S MY MULE. SHE
ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO BUDGE.

THEN SHE KICKED ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE
SHE'S GONE NOW.

YOU HURT?

HA HA. THERE ARE
NO BONES BROKEN,

BUT IT'S FRIGHTFULLY PAINFUL.

OH, BY THE WAY, I DON'T
BELIEVE WE'VE MET.

MY NAME IS BROMLEY.

HI. NAME'S TUCK KIRBY.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOP ON. WE'LL GIVE
YOU A RIDE BACK.

UH, WELL, UH,
PERHAPS LOPE'S MOUNT

MIGHT BE A LITTLE
MORE PRACTICAL.

WAIT!

WHOA.

MY BOY.

HUP!

ALL RIGHT.

YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER

THAN TO GET BEHIND A
STUBBORN MULE, PROFESSOR.

YOUR ADVICE COMES A
LITTLE LATE, MR. KIRBY.

LOOK, PROFESSOR!

ROSITA HAS FOUND HER WAY HOME!

VICIOUS BEAST.

GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER, LOPE.

WELL, I'D SAY YOU COULD USE

A GOOD STIFF DRINK, PROFESSOR.

YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. KIRBY,
IT'S IN THE TRUNK THERE.

LOPE TELLS ME YOU'RE
ONE OF THESE, UH,

ONE OF THESE
ARCHAEOLOGIST FELLOWS.

WELL, HE'S PRETTY NEAR THE MARK.

ACTUALLY, I'M A...

PALEONTOLOGIST.

OH.

WE DIG DEEPER.

MY FATHER USED TO SAY

IT IS NOT GOOD TO
DIG UP THE PAST.

LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, EH?

HA HA. WE'RE NOT GOING
TO GET VERY FAR THAT WAY,

NOW, ARE WE?

THAT SORT OF DEPENDS ON WHERE
YOU WANT TO GET TO, DOESN'T IT?

TO THE BOTTOM OF
THINGS, OF COURSE.

WHAT DARWIN DID WITH
HIS THEORY OF EVOLUTION,

I INTEND TO DO WITH MY
THEORY OF THE HUMANOIDS.

HUMANOIDS?

IT MEANS MANLIKE.

IT'S GENERALLY BELIEVED
AMONGST PALEONTOLOGISTS

THAT MAN FIRST EVOLVED
ABOUT A MILLION YEARS AGO.

I INTEND TO PROVE IT WAS
MANY EONS BEFORE THAT.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO
LOOK IN THAT TRUNK,

YOU'LL FIND A PIECE OF ROCK.

WILL YOU GET IT?

THAT'S IT?

NOW LOOK AT THE FOSSIL,

THE IMPRESSION LEFT IN THE ROCK.

IT LOOKS LIKE SOME
SORT OF A FOOTPRINT.

PRECISELY. IT'S AN EOHIPPUS!

EO...

EOHIPPUS. THE
SO-CALLED DAWN HORSE...

THE ANCESTOR OF OUR
PRESENT-DAY HORSES.

I NEVER SAW A HORSE SMALL ENOUGH

TO LEAVE A PRINT LIKE THAT,

NOT EVEN A NEWBORN COLT.

YOU NOTICE IT HAD 3 TOES?

OVER THE PERIOD OF EVOLUTION,

HORSES HAVE GROWN MUCH LARGER.

AND THAT CENTER TOE
HAS BECOME THE HOOF

AS WE KNOW IT TODAY.

IINCREIBLE!

SI, INCREIBLE.

WHAT IS MORE INCREDIBLE
IS THE FOSSIL BESIDE IT.

I'M CONVINCED THAT IS THE
TIBIA OF SOME HUMANOID

THAT EXISTED AT THE
SAME TIME AS THE EOHIPPUS,

POSSIBLY MORE THAN...

50 MILLION YEARS AGO.

YOU FOUND THIS
THING AROUND HERE?

IN THE FOOTHILLS.

THIS IS MY WHOLE
LIFE, MR. KIRBY,

BUT I NEED TIME AND MONEY.

MY RESOURCES, BOTH
FINANCIAL AND, UH, PHYSICAL,

ARE RUNNING PRECARIOUSLY LOW.

WELL, PROFESSOR,

WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD REST.

YES, MR. KIRBY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS.

LOPE.

HEY, I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW

THAT WAS YOUR MIDDLE
TOE, DID YOU? HMM?

T.J.

YEAH?

CAN I SPEAK TO YOU A MOMENT?

OF COURSE.

IN PRIVATE.

I KNOW. YOU WANT
THAT MONEY I OWE YOU.

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET IT.

WE'LL PACK THEM IN WITH
OUR NEW ATTRACTION.

YES, EL DIABLO WILL
BE A BIG SUCCESS.

SHH. QUIET. THAT'S BETWEEN US.

IT'S NOT ONLY MONEY.

WHAT ELSE?

US, TOGETHER.

YOU AND ME AND
EL DIABLO, WE CAN...

IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S SEE
HOW WE GO IN VILLAROSA, EH?

EHE, TORO.

IAI-YAH, TORO!

HA HA HA HA!

IAY-YAH, TORO!

"EHE!

HI THERE, HON!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO.

ABOUT THAT DEAL.

SO GO!

I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN

THINKING ABOUT IT A LOT, HMM?

NOTHING HAS BEEN
FURTHER FROM MY MIND,

WITH THE POSSIBLE
EXCEPTION OF YOU.

"YAH. AY-YAH, TORO!

HEY, TORO!

HEY, TORO!

HEY, HEY!

"TORO!

LOPE!

HEY, TORO!

HEY, HEY, TORO!

TUCK!

DARLING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

CUT IT OUT, TUCK,

IF YOU WANT ME TO GET
ON WITH THE REPAIRS.

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT EASY
FOR ME TO KEEP STILL

WITH YOU HANGING
AROUND ME LIKE THAT.

WHO WAS THAT FELLOW WHO
JUMPED THE BULL, ANYWAY?

HMM? OH, CARLOS.

I'M GLAD HE WAS THERE.

HE SAVED YOUR LIFE.

YEAH.

WHY DID YOU WALK
OUT ON ME, TUCK?

I WAS READY TO SELL OUT,

TO MARRY YOU.

THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T WANT TO.

GETTING MARRIED

IS LIKE BEING A HORSE
TIED UP IN A CORRAL.

I NEVER COULD TAKE BEING
ALL ROPED UP LIKE THAT.

T.J., YOU KNOW WHAT?

MM-HMM?

I JUST KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO SELL ME OMAR.

HMM?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING. ANYTHING FOR YOU, BABY.

DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT
"BABY" STUFF. WHAT'S THE PITCH?

CARLOS BROUGHT ME A NEW ACT.

WHAT KIND OF AN ACT?

STICK AROUND, COME TO
THE OPENING AT VILLAROSA...

NO, NO, I MEAN NOW.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL
SHOW YOU TONIGHT.

BUT FIRST, THE
PATIENT MUST REST,

OR HE MIGHT HAVE A RELAPSE,

AND RELAPSES CAN BE FATAL.

T.J., I WANT TO KNOW...

NOW LIE STILL.

DOESN'T IT HURT TO MOVE?

TERRIBLE.

MEET EL DIABLO.

WELL, IF THAT DON'T BEAT ALL.

YOU WANT A LITTLE SUGAR,

DON'T YOU?

WHERE'D YOU EVER
GET A CRITTER LIKE THAT?

CARLOS FOUND HIM.

HE MUST HAVE
BEEN IN A GOLD MINE,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
HE IS... SOLID GOLD.

IT TOOK A WHILE TO TRAIN HIM,

BUT NOW HE'S ABOUT
READY FOR HIS DEBUT.

WELL, WHAT'S THE ACT?

WE STRAP A PLATFORM
ONTO OMAR'S BACK,

AND EL DIABLO WALTZES ON TOP.

A HORSE DANCING ON HORSEBACK.

HA HA. THAT'S GOT
TO BE A HUMDINGER.

I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW.

PRESENTING EL DIABLO,

THE WORLD'S ONE AND
ONLY MINIATURE HORSE.

WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO A FORTUNE.

AMAZING.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING.

IT WAS THOSE 3 TOES

THAT STARTED ME THINKING.

AND 4 ON ITS HIND FEET.

GREAT SCOTT, IT COULD BE...

AN EO... WHATSIT.

HIPPUS.

EOHIPPUS, YES.

EOHIPPUS, IF YOU ARE ONE...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE OVER 5O MILLION YEARS

AFTER YOU SHOULD BE EXTINCT?

IT COULD BE A FREAK
OF NATURE, OF COURSE.

WELL, IS THERE ANY
WAY YOU CAN TELL?

BY CHECKING ITS ORIGIN.

IF I COULD PROVE THAT
THIS IS THE GENUINE ARTICLE,

I SHALL UNDOUBTEDLY RECEIVE
A KNIGHTHOOD, MR. KIRBY,

FOR THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC
DISCOVERY OF THE AGE.

THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC
DISCOVERY OF THE AGE?

T.J. DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S GOT HERSELF.

SIR HORACE BROMLEY.

IT'LL LOOK GREAT IN LIGHTS.

GALILEO, NEWTON, AND BROMLEY...

BUFFALO BILL, BARNUM & BAILEY.

BROMLEY...

OR THE RINGLING BROTHERS.

YES, YES,

WE'LL PLAY ONE OFF
AGAINST THE OTHER,

SELL TO THE HIGHEST
BIDDER, MAKE 'EM BEG.

POSSIBLY LORD BROMLEY.

WE'D MAKE A KILLING.

WE MUST FIND OUT

WHERE THIS LITTLE HORSE
CAME FROM, MR. KIRBY.

LET'S FIND THIS GUY CARLOS.

IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT, MY DEAR FELLOW,

I HAVE NO COMMERCIAL INTEREST

IN EL DIABLO.

I'M A SCIENTIST.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE.

T.J. HAS GIVEN AWAY OUR SECRET,

DESTROYING ALL MY DREAMS.

OH, COME, NOW, BE REASONABLE.

REASON IS SOMETHING MY
PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

THAT OLD BLIND WITCH TIA ZORINA

TELLS THEM SUPERSTITIOUS
NONSENSE ABOUT EL DIABLO,

AND THEY BELIEVE IT.

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS
SHOW US WHERE THE CAMP IS.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE.

YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH ALREADY.

WELL, THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP, CARLOS.

WHAT HELP?

TIA ZORINA. CAMP.

WE CAN SURE FIND
WHERE THAT CAMP IS.

HOW?

WHY, LOPE.

LOPE?

SURE. LISTEN, THAT
KID COULD FIND

A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
AND SELL IT FOR A PROFIT.

I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.

IOLE!

IOLE! iOLE!

MADAM, I AM PREPARED TO
PAY A GUIDE HANDSOMELY.

TO LEAD YOU TO THE
FORBIDDEN VALLEY? NO.

NOT FOR ALL THE
GOLD IN THE WORLD.

WHAT'S THIS FORBIDDEN VALLEY?

FROM THERE CAME
THE LITTLE HORSE.

AND UNTIL HE IS RETURNED,

A GREAT EVIL WILL FALL UPON US.

RUBBISH!

I TELL YOU,

UNLESS THE LITTLE
HORSE IS RETURNED,

WE SHALL ALL SUFFER
THE CURSE OF HELL.

SUPERSTITIOUS CLAPTRAP.

THERE'S NOTHING HOCUS-POCUS
ABOUT THAT LITTLE HORSE.

DON'T YOU REALIZE
WE'VE DISCOVERED

A LIVING SPECIMEN
OF THE EOHIPPUS?

WHAT, YOU MEAN THAT
THING REALLY IS AN EOHIPPUS?

OF COURSE!

WELL, NATURALLY WE
SHALL HAVE TO PROVE IT

BY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.

WELL, WE AREN'T GETTING

ANY SCIENTIFIC
RESEARCH DONE HERE,

ARE WE, PROFESSOR?

UH, IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME,

PERHAPS I CAN HELP YOU.

IF YOU KNEW WHERE THE
LITTLE HORSE WAS HIDDEN,

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

RETURN IT TO THE
FORBIDDEN VALLEY.

WELL...

A CENTAVO FOR YOUR
THOUGHTS, SEÑOR.

OH, HIYA, LOPE.

LIMONADA, POR FAVOR.

YOU LOOK UNHAPPY, SEÑOR.

WELL, I GOT A PROBLEM, LOPE.

I'VE BEEN WRESTLING
WITH IT FOR HOURS.

SOMETIMES IT HELPS
TO TELL AN AMIGO.

HMM.

WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS, AMIGO.

I MADE A BIG
DISCOVERY LAST NIGHT.

IF I TELL THIS FRIEND ABOUT IT,

IT COULD HELP HER A LOT.

SHE COULD MAKE A FORTUNE.

BUT IF SHE MAKES A FORTUNE,

IT MIGHT NOT HELP ME.

NOW, WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT

IS WHY I'M SITTING HERE

TRYING TO HELP A
FRIEND MAKE A FORTUNE

WHEN ALL I GOTTA DO
IS BE QUIET ABOUT IT

AND MAKE A FORTUNE
MYSELF. SAVVY?

I SAVVY VERY WELL, SEÑOR.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

LOVE.

NAH! LOVE'S FOR LATINS.

WHEN MY MAMA WAS
ALIVE, SHE USED TO TELL ME,

"LOPE, WHEN YOU HELP
SOMEONE YOU LOVE,

YOU HELP YOURSELF."

HERE. LIMONADA FOR FREE ADVICE.

MUCHAS GRACIAS.

DE NADA.

YOU SURE DO KNOW HOW
TO HELP YOURSELF, LOPE.

WHAT'S THE BIG DISCOVERY, SEÑOR?

OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU'LL
END UP WANTING A CUT.

WHY? I'M DOING FINE ON MY OWN.

OH, YEAH, I SEE. AND
WIDENING YOUR HORIZONS.

SORRY, SEÑOR?

I MEAN, YOU'RE
GOING ON A JOURNEY.

WITH THE PROFESSOR.

WITH THE PROFESSOR?

I MUST MEET HIM TONIGHT,

WITH THE MULE,
OUTSIDE THE ARENA.

WELL, THAT'S IT, AMIGO.

NO MORE FIGURING.

I GOT THE FEELING THAT
CERTAIN FRIEND OF MINE

IS NEEDING SOME HELP RIGHT NOW.

UHH!

OHH...

AH. SI, SI, SI.

IVAMOS!

COME ON, COME ON.

AYY.

HEY, TUCK!

TUCK, WHAT'S THE HURRY?

LOPE, COME HERE.

WE ARE IN LUCK,
CHICO. THEY'VE GOT IT.

KIRBY, LET THEM GO!

DON'T BE A FOOL, MAN!

COME ON, CHICO. WE
MUSTN'T LOSE THEM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE HIT ME.

WHO?

YOUR FRIEND KIRBY.

WHAT?

I CAUGHT HIM AND
SOME OF MY PEOPLE

STEALING EL DIABLO.

STEALING... WHY, THAT DIRTY...

NO, NO. NOT TUCK.

COME ON, T.J.

WE JUST SAW HIM
WITH OUR OWN EYES.

HE'S NO GOOD, T.J.

CHAMP, GET BEAN AND ROWDY.

YOU BET.

WHOA!

COME ON.

LOOK HERE.

TUCK'S GOT COMPANY.

WE'RE HEADED IN
THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

HE'S WORKING WITH THE PROFESSOR.

HE WAS SPEAKING OF
SCIENTIFIC INTERESTS.

SCIENTIFIC INTERESTS, MY EYE.

TUCK WANTS EL DIABLO
FOR BUFFALO BILL.

YOU SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO ME, T.J.

HE'S RIGHT, T.J.

THAT TUCK IS THE LOWEST.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HE
WAS RIGHT, I WAS WRONG.

BUT IF WE STAND HERE,
WE'LL NEVER CATCH HIM.

I KNOW WHERE THEY
MUST BE HEADING.

THERE'S A SHORTCUT.

TO WHERE?

FORBIDDEN VALLEY.

HELP!

NOW, PROFESSOR, WHERE
IS THAT LITTLE HORSE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW?!

ALL RIGHT, SIR HORACE,

WHEN THAT KING
OF YOURS FINDS OUT

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A
LOW-DOWN HORSE THIEF,

HE'S SURE GONNA GIVE YOU

A TOUCH OF THE SWORD, ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, JUST ABOUT THERE!

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA TELL
ME WHERE EL DIABLO IS.

YOU CAN MAKE IT EASY OR HARD
ON YOURSELF. THAT'S UP TO YOU.

WELL, UH... THE
GYPSIES TOOK HIM.

YOU PUT THEM UP TO IT!

WELL, YES, IN A WAY,

BUT IT'S GOING TO
BENEFIT ALL OF US.

OH, NOW, IS THAT A FACT?

EL DIABLO...

IS THE PROPERTY OF
T.J. BRECKENRIDGE!

I'M PROTECTING HER INTERESTS.

WELL, SO AM I.

DON'T YOU SEE?

WE MUST FOLLOW THE GYPSY TRAIL

TO THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY,

BECAUSE WHERE
THERE IS ONE EOHIPPUS,

THERE MUST BE OTHERS.

AT LEAST TWO, THE
SIRE AND THE MARE.

POSSIBLY MORE.

JUST THINK WHAT YOU
AND MISS BRECKENRIDGE

COULD DO WITH A DOZEN EOHIPPI.

FROM NOW ON, WE'RE PARTNERS?

OH, NO, PROFESSOR.

I MAKE IT A RULE

NEVER TO SHAKE HANDS
WITH AN ANXIOUS MAN.

I'LL JOIN YOU, BUT NO DEALS.

SEÑOR KIRBY!

HEY. HI THERE, LOPE.

SAY, WHAT'S THE PRICE
OF WATER AROUND HERE?

ONE PESO.

TO YOU, HALF.

OK.

FLY, LITTLE ONE. FLY
HOME TO YOUR MASTER.

THIS CIRCLE OF MOUNTAINS,

JAGGED PEAKS, STEEP CLIFFS...

COULD BE THE PERFECT BARRIER

AGAINST MAN AND THE ELEMENTS.

NO WONDER THEY CALL
IT THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY.

YES. MIGHT BE THE
ANSWER TO MANY THINGS.

LIKE WHAT?

WE SHALL SOON SEE, MR. KIRBY.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
CAMP HERE TONIGHT,

START OUT FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.

WHAT'S THAT?

QUICK! THE HORSES!

WHERE'S ROSITA?

SEÑOR KIRBY. PROFESSOR.

LOOK.

THERE'S BLOOD ALL AROUND.

WHOA! WHOA, BOY. WHOA.

YEAH, THE GYPSIES STOPPED HERE,

AND EL DIABLO RAN OFF THAT WAY.

SEÑOR KIRBY! PROFESSOR!

NOW, HOW'D THEY GET HERE?

I WAS AFRAID OF
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

HEY!

CHAMP, I CAUGHT
MYSELF A HORSE THIEF.

HOLD ON, T.J.

YOU DON'T THINK I HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?

LOOK! THE EOHIPPUS!

EASY. EASY. STAY HERE.

NO. THAT'S NO GOOD.

LET'S CHASE HIM ON HORSEBACK.

GO GET HIM.

HEY, YOU NEED ANY HELP?

NOT FROM YOU.

OH!

I'VE GOT IT!

TAKE YOUR THIEVING
HANDS OFF HIM.

HE'S MINE!

WHATEVER YOU SAY, T.J.!

TUCK KIRBY, I COULD SHOOT YOU!

KEEP AFTER HIM, CHAMP!

HEY, WE GOT HIM CORNERED.

THE DEVIL WE HAVE.

I CAN SEE DAYLIGHT IN THERE.

HE MUST HAVE GONE CLEAR THROUGH.

AH, WELL, THAT'S THAT,
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT.

LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE ROAD.

OPENS INTO ANOTHER WHOLE
VALLEY THROUGH THERE.

WIDER INSIDE. WIDE
ENOUGH FOR THE HORSES.

TAKE UP THE SLACK EASY.

YEAH, YEAH. WHOA.

TAKE HER AWAY.

HYAH! HYAH!

OK. THAT DID IT.

COME ON, BOYS.

NOW, AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?

MAN, OH, MAN.

HELLO!

OH!

HELP!

GIDDUP!

WHOA!

HERE, WHAT'S THIS?

I NEVER SAW TRACKS LIKE THAT.

HEY, CHAMP. DO
YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

HOLY...

WHAT'S THAT?

IT LOOKS LIKE A PLUCKED OSTRICH.

LET'S GET HIM FOR THE SHOW.

WHAT THE...

I'M GOING TO TRY
AND FIND THE OTHERS.

RIGHT.

IT'S HIDEOUS.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT KIND OF BIRD
IS IT, PROFESSOR.

OH, NO BIRD.

A GIANT PTERODACTYL,

A FLYING REPTILE.

IT'S BEEN EXTINCT FOR
OVER 50 MILLION YEARS.

THEN... WHAT'S IT DOING HERE?

PRECISELY.

WHAT IS IT DOING HERE?

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?

BACK THERE.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

GWANGI!

TAKE OFF, T.J.

LOPE IS HURT.

CAN YOU RIDE?

SI, SEÑOR.

GET ON A HORSE, BOY.

COME ON, PROFESSOR.
COME ON. NO TIME FOR THAT.

I CAN'T GO NOW.

PROFESSOR, THERE'S A
BIG LIZARD BACK THERE

AND HE'S HEADING THIS
WAY. NOW GET ABOARD!

LEAVE ME ALONE, MR. KIRBY.
I'M NOT LEAVING NOW.

COME ON, TUCK!

OK, PROFESSOR.
IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

GREAT SCOTT.

I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, MR. KIRBY.

OH, BY GEORGE.

A STYRACOSAURUS.

WHOA!

ALL RIGHT, CHAMP, TAKE A LOOK.

HYAH.

HEY!

OK UP HERE.

ROOM FOR THE HORSES
AND EVERYTHING.

LET'S GET UP THERE.

WHAT ABOUT THE PROFESSOR?

NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HIM NOW.

JUST HOPE HE'S ALIVE.

ROWDY, YOU MUST BE PLUMB LOCO.

NOW WHAT DID I DO?

COME HERE.

THESE CARTRIDGES ARE BLANKS.

THEY'RE THE BLANKS
WE USE IN THE SHOW.

NO WONDER THE RIFLES
DIDN'T DO ANY GOOD.

HOW WAS I TO KNOW?

HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO WAKE A FELLA

FROM A SOUND SLEEP
READY FOR A SHOOT-OUT?

HEY, FORGET IT.

HERE. MAYBE WE CAN USE THESE.

SEE IF YOU CAN CUT
THAT INTO A SPEAR.

I DON'T TAKE ORDERS
FROM NO HORSE THIEF.

ALL RIGHT, NOW TELL ME,

JUST WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, HORSE THIEF?

ALL RIGHT, BREAK
IT UP, BREAK IT UP!

THAT'S ENOUGH.

WE'LL SETTLE ALL OF THIS LATER.

NO. WE'LL SETTLE IT RIGHT NOW.

LOPE.

IT WAS THE PROFESSOR
AND THE GYPSIES.

CARLOS SAID YOU DID IT.

CARLOS?

YOU NEVER DID BRING
ANYTHING BUT TROUBLE TO T.J.

ALL RIGHT.

STOP IT! WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE, CIVILIZATION?

WE'VE ALL GOT TO STICK TOGETHER

UNTIL WE GET OUT OF THIS.

IN ALL MY TRAVELS, I
NEVER SAW NOTHING

LIKE THAT 2-TON LIZARD.

IF WE COULD JUST
GET HIM BACK ALIVE.

THE ONLY THING I WANT
TO GET BACK ALIVE IS ME.

THAT DOES IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF THE CAVE?

YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?

NOT ANYMORE.

WHAT'S THAT FOR?

THAT'S A TRAP...

IN CASE ONE OF
THOSE LITTLE LIZARDS

DECIDES TO MOSEY UP THIS WAY.

A HOLE IN THE GROUND

COULD SWALLOW ME UP, TOO.

CAN'T TELL A FRIEND
FROM AN ENEMY.

COCKEYED FEMALE.

DON'T THEY SLEEP NIGHTS?

COME ON, COME ON!

IT'S GONE.

YEAH, TEMPORARILY.

TUCK, I'VE DECIDED.
I'M GOING TO SELL OUT.

WELL, THAT'S GREAT, IF
WE EVER GET BACK TO OMAR.

NOT JUST OMAR. THE WHOLE SHOW...

LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL.

THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANTED, ISN'T IT?

WELL, SURE. SURE.

OH, SOUND HAPPIER.

WELL... I DON'T KNOW, T.J.

I'VE... I'VE BEEN ON
MY OWN SO LONG.

I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN, TOO.

I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT NOT LIKE ME.

I MEAN REALLY ON MY OWN.

I HAD TO CON AND
PITCH, HUSTLE MY WAY

INTO WHATEVER I AM NOW,

AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

TUCK, I DON'T CARE.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, T.J.

I'LL TELL YOU.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

ALL OF MY LIFE.

YEAH?

IT TOOK A LOT OF FINDING,

BUT I FINALLY FOUND IT.

YES?

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,

GOLDARNEDEST RANCH YOU EVER SAW.

RANCH?

YEAH. IN WYOMING.

DON'T YOU SEE?

WE COULD BOTH SELL
OUT, BUY THE PLACE,

BUILD IT UP INTO A
REALLY BIG RANCH,

RAISE A BUNCH OF
CATTLE AND HORSES.

AND KIDS, MAYBE?

YEAH.

YOU... TALKING ABOUT
SETTLING DOWN?

SURE YOU CAN MAKE IT, TUCK?

WELL, I... I WON'T KNOW
TILL I GIVE IT A TRY,

WILL I?

BEAN! ROWDY! BRING TORCHES!

IT WORKED!

I SAY, UP THERE,
WATCH YOUR STEP.

THERE SEEMS TO BE
A BIT OF A DROP HERE.

I NEED SOME WATER
BEFORE WE SET OUT.

BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
LET HIM GO ALONE.

HIS IDEA.

WHOA, WHOA.

HO!

COME ON!

HEY, ROWDY!

THE SPEARS! GET THE SPEARS!

HAH!

HAH!

HYAH! HYAH!

GET THE HORSES.

BEAN, ROWDY, SADDLE UP.

COME ON, GIDDUP!

HYAH!

GOT HIM!

LOOK OUT!

ROWDY, THE OTHER SIDE!

PULL ON THE ROPE! COME ON!

PULL IT! PULL THAT ROPE!

GO ON! GET CLEAR! GET CLEAR!

PULL THAT ROPE!

GET CLEAR!

PULL ON THAT ROPE! HOLD HIM!

HOLD HIM!

GET ANOTHER ROPE ON HIM!

PULL ON THE ROPE! HOLD HIM!

ANOTHER ROPE SHOULD DO IT!

HOLD IT STEADY!

HOLD HIM!

HOLD HIM!

THEY'VE GOT HIM, PROFESSOR!

THEY'VE GOT HIM!

HYAH!

STEADY, NOW! STEADY!

KEEP THE ROPES TIGHT!

KEEP THEM TIGHT!

COME ON, PROFESSOR!

PULL THE ROPES! KEEP THEM TIGHT!

ALL RIGHT, CLEAR OUT! LET GO!

ROWDY, COME ON!

STEADY THOSE HORSES!

WE CAN'T GET THROUGH!

KEEP THOSE HORSES STEADY!

CHAMP, CARLOS!

WE CAN'T GET THROUGH HERE!

GO BACK FOR THE PROFESSOR!

THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH!

THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH!

WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK!

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

WHOA.

HA HA HA HA HA!

WE'RE GONNA LUG THIS
CRITTER BACK ALIVE.

T.J., HONEY, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE

THE GREATEST MAIN
ATTRACTION THAT ANY CIRCUS...

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHERE'S CARLOS?

CHAMP!

HO!

IT IS AS I FORETOLD.

GWANGI HAS KILLED CARLOS,

JUST AS HE KILLED
HIS BROTHER MIGUEL.

WELL, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

IN A DREAM I SAW IT...

THE GREAT JAWS SNAPPING,
THE RIDERLESS HORSE.

HE WAS DOOMED.

AND SO WILL YOU BE
DOOMED, ALL OF YOU,

UNLESS THE EVIL ONE IS SET FREE.

BALDERDASH, MY GOOD WOMAN.

BALDERDASH.

HE'S NO MORE EVIL
THAN AN ALLIGATOR.

THE ONLY THING THAT'S EVIL

ABOUT HIM ARE HIS JAWS.

SPELL?

HE CAN CAST NO SPELLS.

COME ON. LET'S MOVE OUT.

DEFY THE LAW AND PERISH!

IN THE NAME OF WORLD SCIENCE,

I BEG YOU, I IMPLORE
YOU TO THINK AGAIN.

LATER, PROFESSOR. WE'VE
GOT A SHOW TO PUT ON.

A SHOW?

A SHOW?

BUT IT'S DISGRACEFUL
TO THINK OF PUTTING

THIS FABULOUS
CREATURE ON DISPLAY

IN A CHEAP CIRCUS.

WE CAN DO WHAT
WE LIKE WITH GWANGI.

HE IS OUR PROPERTY.

HE BELONGS TO
US ALL, TO MANKIND,

TO SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!

EASY, PROFESSOR.

YOU CAN DO YOUR RESEARCH

IN THE TIME WE GIVE YOU.

YOU CAN FOLLOW US
ON OUR WORLD TOUR.

YOU MUST BE MAD, RAVING MAD.

WORLD TOUR. WE'LL SEE
WHAT THE ROYAL SOCIETY

HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT A WORLD TOUR?

I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

WE PLAY LONDON,
PARIS, MADRID, AND THEN...

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE FORGETTING
SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU?

OH, YES. NEW YORK.

NO, NOT NEW YORK. WYOMING.

THAT RANCH.

WE TALKED ABOUT IT, REMEMBER?

YES, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE.

LOOK, T.J., THIS SHOW
WAS GOING TO BE IT.

I MEAN, THE REASON I HELPED YOU

WAS SO THAT CHAMP,
BEAN, ROWDY, ALL OF YOU

COULD GET PAID OF HANDSOME,

FROM A SHOW THAT'S
REALLY WORTH BUYING.

BUT NOW IT'S WORTH SAVING.

TUCK, CAN'T YOU SEE?

WE CAN DO THE TOUR,
THEN BUY THE RANCH.

NO. NO, WE CAN'T. NOT
YOU AND ME. NOT NOW.

SAME OLD TUCK.

OH, NO. NOT THE SAME OLD TUCK,

BUT A NEW KIND OF T.J.,

SUDDENLY ALL CAUGHT UP
IN THE WORLD OF GLITTER.

WELL, LEAVE ME OUT,
'CAUSE THAT DREAMBOAT'S

ON THE ROCKS BEFORE IT SAILS.

AS YOU LIKE.

"AS YOU LIKE"?

WELL, THAT'S IT.

I GUESS IT IS.

FIGURES.

WELL, I'M SORRY FOR YOU, HON,

'CAUSE YOU'RE HEADING
FOR A PLACE I JUST LEFT.

I KNOW THAT PLACE.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GONNA LIKE IT MUCH.

SEÑORITA, YOU MUST
GO AFTER MR. KIRBY.

HE'S A VERY PROUD MAN,

AND HE'LL NEVER COME BACK.

TUCK!

BACK! BACK!

QUIET HIM DOWN! QUIET HIM DOWN!

PLEASE, SEÑOR, I'M
DOING THE BEST I CAN!

BACK! BACK!

PEDRO, READY WITH
THAT FANFARE MUSIC.

SI, SEÑOR. PRONTO.

STAND BY, BOYS.

WHEN THAT GOES UP,

YOU'RE GONNA GET THE
PICTURE OF YOUR LIVES.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

I HAVE THE HONOR

TO MAKE THE MOST IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT OF THIS...

TO MAKE THE MOST
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

OF THE ERA!

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE

HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!

I REPEAT!

HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN
BEFORE BY HUMAN EYES!

CAPTURED AND BROUGHT BACK
ALIVE BY MISS T.J. BRECKENRIDGE...

AAH!

LET HER RIP, BOYS. LET HER RIP.

GWANGI THE GREAT!

LIVING WONDER OF
THE PREHISTORIC ERA!

GET THAT CURTAIN DOWN!

CAN YOU THAT CURTAIN DOWN?!

STOP HIM!

CHAMP! WHAT'S HAPPENED?

GWANGI'S LOOSE!

WELL, GET SOME RIFLES!

AAH!

AAH!

HEY! HEY!

HYAH!

HYAH!

THE DOORS! THE DOORS!

LOPE!

GET IN THERE!

QUICK! OUT THE BACK WAY!

I'LL TRY AND LOCK HIM IN!

THIS DOOR'S BARRED
FROM THE INSIDE!

THE OTHER IS, TOO!

WE'VE GOTTA GET IN THERE!

YAH!

HYAH!

HEY!

HAH!

HAH! HAH!

COME ON!

MOVE!

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.