The Tune (1992) - full transcript

Del is a song writer for the obnoxious Mr. Mega, and in love with Didi, Mega's secretary. His quest to write a hit tune brings him to the wacky world of Flooby Nooby, where he just might learn to write songs from the heart.

♪ My love for you is
equal to a worn out shoe ♪

Mm.

Nah.

♪ A big cow moo

Uh-uh.

♪ Some undefinable gunky goo

Yeah.

Mm, no.

♪ My love for you is equal to

♪ Day old stew

- Del, are you okay?



- Oh, Didi, it's you.

Sorry, but I'm having
trouble with my new song.

How is my little snuggle bunny?

Are we getting together
tonight, my little love muffin?

- Del, please be serious.

You've gotta sell your
songs to Mister Mega

or we'll never get together.

In fact, he's here now to...

- Come on, my little minuet.

I know you love it when I bite
your little earsy wearsies.

- Del.

- And you've got the cutest
little earsy wearsies I know.

- And you've got the cutest
little buns in the business.

- And you've got the
cutest little...



- Hello, mister romance
in the pants.

If you wanna live in
hearts and flowers land

with your sweet bunny muffin,
then why don't you bring

all your brilliant new
tunes over today.

Or maybe... - Great, Mister Mega.

I'm working on a real
hot tune now.

It's a fabuloso fave
classic hot number one

with a bullet top 10
killer ground breaker hit,

smash-a-roo chart buster.

I just need one more line.

- Try the unemployment line.

Listen, Del, you've
got 47 minutes

to deliver your
nothing-burger hit.

- Wait, Mister Mega,
listen to this.

- Yeah?

You listen to this.

- Call for you on
line number 726.

It's Missus Mega.

- Don't try coming home late
again tonight, tweezer brows.

- Yes, my little puppy paws.

- And don't forget the milk,
lint breath.

- Yes, my little poodle pet.

Do you suppose you could
forget about Mister Wonderbar

long enough to put in a few
seconds of secretarial duty?

- Yes, Mister Mega.

C sharp.

B flat.

Oh, why did I ever leave home?

- 47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

♪ My love for you is equal to

♪ My love for you is equal to

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

47 minutes.

46 minutes.

Ah.

♪ Doggone blues

♪ Shopper rude

♪ Dime store dude

♪ A fight with food

♪ A gal named Sue

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I can write a hit.

- You dunder head.

You couldn't write yourself
out of a wet paper bag.

- I can too write myself
out of a wet paper bag.

- The only contribution
you'll ever make

to the music industry is
by dying young.

- Oh yeah?

I'll show you.

- You tuneless twit.

What does Didi see in you?

- Didi loves me.

Didi and I are yipes.

Whew.

I made it.

I'm safe now.

What's going on?

Where am I?

This is strange.

- Thank you very much.

Love you baby.

- What now?

- Lost?

- No.

I just don't know where I am.

- Well son.

♪ Round the last corner
of highway 11 ♪

♪ A town so cozy it's
close to heaven ♪

♪ Keep looking

♪ You're almost there

♪ Past gentle valleys
where cool breezes blow ♪

♪ You'll find rosy gardens
where happiness grows ♪

♪ Happiness everywhere

♪ Believe me

♪ I've been around

♪ But in Flooby Nooby

♪ I finally settled down

♪ Lazy rivers relax awhile

♪ The weeping willow
cracks a smile ♪

♪ Up our mountain see
gambling sheep ♪

♪ Leaning tower pizzas
open all week ♪

♪ Mailman back went
down the street ♪

♪ Delivering letters
with their feet ♪

♪ Tree trunks broke,
clouds sing along ♪

♪ Rush hour's onLy a
second long ♪

♪ Floor and the ceiling
are dying to date ♪

♪ Mother wall says
they'll have to wait ♪

♪ Dishes scrub folks

♪ Spuds smash themselves

♪ Beets a swinging on a
kitchen shelf ♪

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ Rootie tootie by
Flooby Nooby ♪

♪ Cars and trucks love to tap

♪ Parking meters take a nap

♪ Bills get a lift

♪ Tunnels scream

♪ Bertha shakes streets

♪ Keeps 'em clean

♪ Mattress flips you
out of bed ♪

♪ Land in your clothes,
hat flies on your head ♪

♪ Folks fly flapjacks

♪ Kites ride trikes

♪ Pillows sing you to
sleep at night ♪

♪ Rainbows shimmy
chase you down ♪

♪ Fire plugs like to
joke and clown ♪

♪ Gus won't cuss

♪ Claire won't swear

♪ Got smiles so big we
had to share ♪

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ Rootie tootie by
Flooby Nooby ♪

♪ Mirrors flatter, go
on and stare ♪

♪ Ben the barber has a
way with hair ♪

♪ Vance love pants

♪ Curts and loud skirts

♪ Burt's in the
outskirts in skirts ♪

♪ Uncle Bob sings real flat

♪ Gramps plays by ear

♪ He likes it like that

♪ Fiddles with his whiskers

♪ Sings through his toes

♪ Rehearsing a choir of
goofy crows ♪

♪ Billy Walker's a
sweet talker ♪

♪ Mary stares, she's a gawker

♪ Duff is rough,
Clive multiples ♪

♪ Big boy here's got
bedroom eyes ♪

♪ Stay with me

♪ Stick around

♪ If you lived here,
you'd be home by now ♪

♪ Tilly's out, always
on the phone ♪

♪ Bob here's twisted,
someone take him home ♪

♪ Greg is vague,
Steven's uneven ♪

♪ Little Bud plays hide
and seeking ♪

♪ Dolphins golfing,
crocodile's smiling ♪

♪ Bugs love hugs,
reptiles file ♪

♪ Chickens are picking,
birds are nerds ♪

♪ Moles like to bowl

♪ Haven't you heard

♪ Fox walks rocks in
Flooby Zoo ♪

♪ Eels make deals,
you will too ♪

♪ Frogs where logs,
skunks are punks ♪

♪ Albatross floss, that
ain't no punk ♪

♪ Sun sings low moon
haunts the bar ♪

♪ Don't allow tears,
always happy hour ♪

♪ Jukes are cooks,
stools are cool ♪

♪ Drinks are kinky, they
ain't no fools ♪

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ In Flooby Nooby

- Wow.

What a great tune.

I can actually remember it.

Did you write that?

- In Flooby Nooby, songs like
that, they write themselves.

- What do you mean?

- You think too much
to write a great song.

You've got to feel all
the emotions.

Passion.

Pain.

Pasta.

Follow me, son.

I'll show you what I mean.

- What's going on?

How come the trees are
getting smaller?

- Don't you know?

Perspective is a myth.

In your world, all
objects are afraid

of being eaten by humans
so they puff themselves up,

but here in Flooby Nooby
we all love everything.

So there's no need for puffery.

Don't believe me.

Go ahead and pet that dog.

You're a stranger here
so he's not sure

whether you're gonna eat him.

All you have to do is
let go with some music.

You're not feeling it, Del.

It's got to come
from your heart.

Oh that's from your pancreas.

Up a little bit and
to the right.

You're just not getting it.

But I know someone who
can show you how.

- Who?

Who?

I've got to know.

- Well, he's really quite busy.

You know these intellectuals.

- Please.

Who?

- Some call him a
brilliant scholar.

Some call him a learned guru.

And then some call him
the all knowing sage.

But most folks call him
the wise one.

Course I get to call him Gus.

- Yeah.

That's what I want.

Where is he?

- Well fortunately, the wise
one is everywhere at all times.

Remember, only a few
mortals are lucky enough

to be in the presence of
this enlightened being

who I call Gus.

- This has got to help me.

How else am I going to
write that perfect tune?

How else am I going to
keep my job and Didi?

♪ In a little while

♪ I'll be gone

♪ Guess I stayed in this
town too long ♪

♪ I came when I was young

♪ And unafraid

♪ But I never should
have stayed ♪

♪ Dreams of city lights
that won't come true ♪

♪ They block the stars
that I once knew ♪

♪ By fame and mystery

♪ I was bright

♪ From the stars in
the open sky ♪

♪ Home where it all began

♪ Going home

♪ Home will it be the same

♪ Going home

♪ Home is the place we land

♪ Home

♪ Home where it all began

♪ Going home

♪ Where should I turn

♪ Should I go

♪ Once I used to know

♪ Maybe with you I'll
find the way ♪

♪ But I know that I can't stay

♪ I know that I can't stay

- So, how was he?

- Wow.

He changed my life.

- Oh please.

Wise One.

Tell me how to write
the perfect song.

- My poor wandering pilgrim.

The truth path is not to be
found outside but within you.

You must be cleansed
and when you have made

your soul calm and pure, the
proper road to enlightenment

will be revealed
before your eyes.

Discover the purity
of perfection,

not the perfection of purity.

Remember my son, just
as one slice

into a loaf of bread
produces two pieces,

you must multiply your wisdom.

Oh my innocent one,
listen not with your ears

but with your heart.

See not with your eyes but
with your soul.

Feel not with your fingers
but with your spirit.

Smell not with your nose
but with your essence.

Like a jewel ring hidden
in a loaf of bread.

Take only the wheat.

Leave the chaff behind you.

You are hungry my son and
wisdom nourishes us all.

Your goal is the state
of oneness of being,

not the being of oneness.

My lost young traveler,
like the sands of time

through the hourglass
of our lives,

mourn not the wild seas
of yesterday,

but wind yourself round
the ship past of today

and let the winds of wisdom
blow you to a peaceful tomorrow

and to the calm safe harbor
the day after tomorrow.

Many men search for
wholeness of soul

rather than the soul
of wholeness.

Remember don't know what
you don't know.

Only know what you know.

Believe in me.

- Well?

- I didn't understand a
thing he said.

- Of course not.

He's the wise one not you.

Let's go get some food.

- No.

Mm mm.

- He's trying to write a
song but he doesn't get it.

- Well sweetie don't worry.

What you need is a heaping
plate of Dot's home cooking

and let your innards run wild.

You know, Mayor, you been
real scarce around here.

It's good to have you back.

- I was just here for breakfast.

♪ You left me for
the open road ♪

♪ Where you went I didn't know

♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ When you're gonna
count the days ♪

♪ Or cried the lonely
nights away ♪

♪ You'll promise me
you'll never leave ♪

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ And oh how I miss those
arms round me ♪

♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪

♪ Though darling I've
forgiven you ♪

♪ I can't forget what
we've been through ♪

♪ A life alone

♪ A broken home

♪ But now it's good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪

♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪

♪ You left me for
the open road ♪

♪ Where you went I didn't know

♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right

♪ Again

- Mister Mayor, how could
you eat that adorable

and talented hamburger?

Didn't you see it
dancing around?

- Del, that's just your
heart kicking in.

I do believe you finally
got the feeling.

- I've got it.

I've got the feeling.

Thank you, Mayor.

Thanks, Dot.

Thank you, doggy.

Now I hope I don't lose it.

- Honey, if you don't use it,
you lose it.

And then it gets
turned into soup.

♪ Hey daddy-o I'm a
greased back fool ♪

♪ I keep the place jumping,
love to watch them drool ♪

♪ I'm a natural born
man, that's what I said ♪

♪ Got secret weapon on
the top of my head ♪

♪ My do

♪ Dig my do

♪ My do

♪ Hey hey

♪ Look out

♪ I puff it up for you

♪ Crew cuts, mohawks,
keep in the haze ♪

♪ Mine hop, the door
blows all the way ♪

♪ Ruts, mops,
beehives and fros ♪

♪ There's only one bush
baby this head grows ♪

♪ It's my do

♪ Dig my do

♪ My do

♪ Hey hey

♪ Look out

♪ I puff it up for you

♪ Cream on the corn

♪ I've got things to spare

♪ Does anybody have a mint

♪ Run on islands, I
sailed seven seas ♪

♪ I can't find a girl cool
enough for me ♪

♪ So I put up with all the
women in town ♪

♪ But I can't stand the thing
that's run around in my do ♪

♪ Dig my do

♪ My do

♪ Hey hey

♪ Look out

♪ I puff it up for you

♪ Oh it's in my soul I guess

♪ Ah baby

- That's it.

This is great.

This is my hit song.

- Well dang dong, Del.

You're gonna hit the
big time now.

Say, what time was your meeting?

- If I don't get that
hit tune, you're fired.

- It's too late, Del.

I'm going home.

♪ When you've lost love

♪ No one wants to know

♪ There is a place only
the lonely go ♪

♪ It's a sad hotel

♪ Down the block from
sorrow station ♪

♪ Only the lonely ever
make a reservation ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh

♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪

♪ Come join the feast,
reservations from us ♪

♪ Dig in

♪ Make yourself at home

♪ We've got the coolest rooms

♪ The cushiest chairs

♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪

♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪

♪ At the Lovesick Hotel

♪ Liar

♪ Once I gave my love and
bared my guts ♪

♪ But you ran over me
like a big mack truck ♪

♪ My life's a disgrace
but not in this place ♪

♪ Lovesick Hotel

♪ Well Penny was my
all time flame ♪

♪ She's scorched my heart
and took all but the blame ♪

♪ The only love I knew
left me black and blue ♪

♪ In the Lovesick Hotel

♪ Kid look at me

♪ You think I haven't
loved and lost ♪

♪ I just lie on my single
bed and toss, toss, toss ♪

♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪

♪ Come join the feast,
reservation's a must ♪

♪ Dig in

♪ Make yourself at home

♪ We've got the coolest
rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪

♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪

♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪

♪ At the Lovesick Hotel

♪ This dump

♪ She was puddy in my
hands when love was new ♪

♪ And when it was over,
I was mud on her shoe ♪

♪ Welcome to my pad,
you'll be happy to be sad ♪

♪ The Lovesick Hotel

♪ My dizzy dame had
me so excited ♪

♪ 'Til I was dumped in
the town of unrequited ♪

♪ So I opened this joint but
love's beside the point ♪

♪ The Lovesick Hotel

♪ I'm the duke of love

♪ So you be the sultan of sad

♪ Well bad romance 'cause
love's a drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Refresh yourself, have
a drink on us ♪

♪ Come join the feast,
reservation's a must ♪

♪ Dig in

♪ Make yourself at home

♪ We've got the coolest
rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪

♪ The plushest rugs,
potted palms everywhere ♪

♪ One dip and you'll
forget all your troubles ♪

♪ At the Lovesick Hotel

- Hotel schmotel.

- Follow me to your room.

The senior citizens route.

The route 66 suite.

The musical A bomb suite.

The Mister Grim Reaper room.

The bone appetite suite.

The bathtub suite.

The laugh yourself to
death suite.

The telephone suite.

The intern salesman suite.

- I think you should really
take advantage of this policy.

- The loophole room.

- I kill you.

- The space age suite.

- Two, one.

- Shrinking suite.

The music lovers room.

The flying eraser suite.

The medicinal suite.

The mysteriouso suite.

And our fat calling pigs suite.

And this is your suite.

Hey programs here.

Get your programs.

- Jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump,

jump, jump, jump, jump.

- No, no.

- Hey Mack, going to Mega Music?

- Yeah and step on it.

What's wrong?

- You don't wanna
hear my troubles.

- You think you got troubles.

I'm about to lose my
job if you don't hurry.

- Oh yeah?

Let me tell you what
losing's all about.

♪ Another Saturday night

♪ So drunk I barely remember

♪ I was whooping it up

♪ With my only friend
the bartender ♪

♪ Suddenly I felt

♪ Mighty powerful surge

♪ Pulling me like a magnet

♪ Ooh I got the urge

♪ There before me

♪ You were a vision to behold

♪ My thoughts so hot and nasty

♪ Ooh I'm afraid they
can't be told ♪

♪ I felt so proud darling

♪ He's always there for me

♪ One day I came home early

♪ Should've put you under
lock and key ♪

♪ You had to mess around

♪ You're impossible to keep

♪ You had more beaus than
little bo peep ♪

♪ Ooh babe

♪ It ain't right what you do

♪ Get out of my life

♪ Leave me with my no
nose blues ♪

♪ Look in my coffee

♪ You're all I see

♪ Look in my booze

♪ You're laughing at me

♪ Stare out my window

♪ You're all over the place

♪ But I look at my body
and there ain't no trace ♪

♪ Talk is cheap

♪ Oh but so are you

♪ Tired of begging you babe

♪ Save me from my no
nose blues ♪

♪ Instrumental

♪ Everybody sing along

♪ Look in my coffee

♪ You're all I see

♪ Look in my booze

♪ You're laughing at me

♪ Stare out my window

♪ You're all over the place

♪ But I look at my body

♪ And there ain't no trace

♪ Talk is cheap

♪ Oh but so are you

♪ Tired of beggin' you babe

♪ Save me from that

♪ No

♪ That no

♪ From that no

♪ Nose

♪ Blues

Well, that's my story, mack,

and now I've got a
little lady to find.

Here you are at Mega Music.

- Hey, this isn't Mega Music.

It's the ocean.

- Which ocean?

You're on your own, buddy.

See you later.

♪ On this itty bitty island

♪ We like to dance all day

♪ The crabs and the fishies
will be sad if you don't stay ♪

♪ They say you can't dance

♪ That's dumb

♪ I'm gonna show you some

♪ Do the twist ooh ooh

♪ Do the bump

♪ Do the swim ooh ooh

♪ The funky chicken

♪ The mashed potato

♪ Do the jerk

♪ Do the fly

♪ No reason to be shy

♪ When we landed on this
island life was such a bore ♪

♪ We put sand in our pants

♪ Now we're dancing
more and more ♪

♪ Do the scratch

♪ On your shore

♪ We got dances galore

♪ Do the twist ooh ooh

♪ Do the bump

♪ Do the swim ooh ooh

♪ The funky chicken

♪ The mashed potato

♪ Do the jerk

♪ Do the fly

♪ No reason to be shy

♪ All the clams and the fishies
made this place a scene ♪

♪ Creating crazy rhythms in
the drop mix of your dreams ♪

♪ Now when the sun sinks down

♪ We like to dance around

♪ Do the polka dot ooh ooh

♪ Do the jackhammer

♪ Do the divide ooh ooh

♪ Do the ear

♪ Do the freakout ooh ooh

♪ Do the plaid

♪ Do the ugly

♪ Do the pencil, do the
dog suit, do the nudie ♪

♪ Don't be the last one in

- Don't you know a faster dance?

- Dance?

How can I dance?

I just missed the most
important meeting of my life.

- Oh.

You're the one who's trying
to get to Mega Music.

Why didn't you say so?

- Thanks for everything.

I'll never forget you.

Oh Didi, I'm so
happy to see you.

- Come on quick.

We've got to hurry.

- Am I late for the meeting?

- Oh Mister Mega's not happy.

Where have you been?

- Didi, you won't
believe what happened.

I got lost in some
weird cloverleaf

and I ended up in this odd
town called Flooby Nooby.

Then I met this
hamburger and fry.

I danced on a beach with an ear.

Then I was trapped in
this hotel room

with a psychopathic bellhop.

And the wise one kept having
these things rollover his head.

- Mister Mega
will never believe you.

- Well he'll
believe these songs.

- Wait.

This isn't the way.

You know as long as I've
worked here, I still get lost.

- Look at the time.

I've missed my meeting for sure.

Wait, I hear someone coming.

We're saved.

- Did you hear about the
man who's always bald?

His mother was
frightened by a nudist.

Why does an ostrich have
such a long neck?

Because its head is so
far from its body.

Why must you be careful when
it's raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle.

- Excuse me.

Can you tell us how to get
to Mister Mega's office?

- Say, can you
fellas help us out?

We're looking for Mister
Mega's office.

- Sure thing.

It's that way.

- No, that way.

- You don't know what
you're talking about.

I was there yesterday and
it's over there.

- Oh yeah?

- Why am I watching this?

- That session
back there, you was flat.

- No way, man.

You were sharp.

- Can you please tell us
where Mister Mega's office is?

- It's right there.

- Oh great.

- But I wouldn't
go in there if I was you.

- Yeah, some
incompetent dunder head

has been keeping him
waiting all day.

- So, you finally showed up.

Let's declare a
national holiday.

However, I'm afraid
you're a little

too late for this meeting.

- How could you not listen
to these songs?

Have you no heart?

- What?

Why I've got a heart
bigger than.

Than this desk.

Stand back.

Take a meeting.

Hold my calls.

Now, get it straight
once and for all.

Believe me.

I'm a simple guy.

I'm a big exec with a
private jet,

but underneath I'm a pussycat.

♪ So get hip to where I'm at

♪ I hate money

♪ Stocks and bonds
never turn me on ♪

♪ Lousy money

♪ I wish I was cool on a
sagging porch ♪

♪ With no dividends to claim

♪ 'Cause I hate money

♪ You know I love people

♪ Folks who work for me,
they're just family ♪

♪ I love people

♪ In my yacht or limo

♪ Wherever I am

♪ I reach out and help
my fellow man ♪

♪ 'Cause I, I just love people

♪ They can keep all the power

♪ I'm a low voltage guy

♪ Keep all the glory

♪ Just need enough to get by

♪ Because love is my
bottom line ♪

♪ I really meant it
you know baby ♪

♪ Love is my bottom line

♪ You know show biz,
it's all phony ♪

♪ They smile when they're
telling lies ♪

♪ You think I love
all the glamor ♪

♪ Boy, you got the wrong guy

♪ Because love is my
bottom line ♪

♪ Yes love is my bottom line

♪ Baby I mean it

Okay.

Let's see those tunes.

♪ In Flooby Nooby

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Dig my do

♪ The Lovesick Hotel

♪ No nose blues

♪ Dance all day

- These are
absolutely the worst.

What do you know
about songwriting?

- Well Mister Mega,
you may be the richest,

most famous grand enchilada,
numero uno,

hit maker extraordinaire
person in the music biz,

but I just met some
people in a little town

you never heard of
called Flooby Nooby

and they showed me something
even you don't know.

What's important is not
how much money you make

or how many people you impress,

but what's inside here
in your heart,

and if you listen to
that voice deep inside,

then nothing is impossible.

- Bull pucky.

Now get out.

Get out.

Get out.

- Get out.

Get out.

♪ My love for you is
equal to all get out ♪

Wait.

Mister Mega, that's it.

My unfinished song.

My smash hit.

Listen.

♪ My love for you is
equal to all get out ♪

♪ My love for you is equal
to a football shout ♪

♪ My love for you is
equal to a gooey gout ♪

♪ A baby's pout, a
wall hide trout ♪

♪ A silly scout, a
foamy stout yeah ♪

♪ My love for you is equal
to the gum on my shoe ♪

♪ Da da da da da

♪ My love for you is
equal to mulligan stew ♪

♪ My love for you is
equal to a big cow moo ♪

♪ A ribbon blue, a room
with a view ♪

♪ A box of jujus, a mean
tattoo honey ♪

♪ That's my love for you

♪ Big finish now

♪ My love for you is like
a cobweb hanging around ♪

♪ Da da da da da

♪ My love for you is like
a velvet crying clown ♪

♪ My love for you is like
a mangy snoozing hound ♪

♪ A baby's coo, a pup
with no poo ♪

♪ A kid with the flu, a
sponge when it's new yeah ♪

♪ That's my love for you

♪ Oh do it again

♪ That's my love for you

♪ Yeah baby

♪ That's my love for you

♪ Yeah

So, you liked it?

- It stinks.

- But you were smiling.

- Eh, I got a sesame
seed caught in my gums.

That is absolutely,
positively the worst piece

of trash I have ever
heard in my entire career

and not only will you never work

on this planet or any
other planet again,

but I'm taking you off
my Christmas card list.

- You know, perhaps this
is for the best.

Now you can find someone
who really loves you.

After all, I was just using you

to get my songs to Mister Mega.

♪ In the coldest month
of the winter ♪

♪ In the darkest hour
of the day ♪

♪ I sit and wonder if
you'll remember me ♪

♪ When I'm gone away

♪ I dare myself to tell
you I love you ♪

♪ I'm afraid but I'll be brave

♪ I don't care I'm just
gonna tell you ♪

♪ Or all my hearts and
flowers fade away ♪

♪ Be my only love

♪ I'm hoping you'll say

♪ Love

♪ Give your heart away

♪ Be my

♪ Only love

♪ All I have to give
is a promise ♪

♪ I promise you my
heart and my home ♪

♪ But now comes the day I
must go away ♪

♪ And leave you alone

♪ Be my only love

♪ I'm hoping you'll say

♪ Be my only love

♪ Give your heart away

♪ Be my

♪ Only love

♪ Be my

♪ Only love

- Del my boy, that song.

It's a gold mine.

I want it.

Name your price.

♪ You left me for
the open road ♪

♪ Where you went I didn't know

♪ But now you say you're
back to stay ♪

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ When you were gone I
count the days ♪

♪ And cried the lonely
nights away ♪

♪ You promise me you'll
never leave ♪

♪ Isn't it good again

♪ Isn't it right again

♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪

♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪

♪ Though darling I've
forgiven you ♪

♪ I can't forget what
we've been through ♪

♪ A life alone

♪ A broken home

♪ Now it's good again

♪ Isn't it right again

- Hey, this song
isn't bad either.

Heck, I'll buy all your songs.

♪ And oh how I miss those
arms around me ♪

♪ I'm mighty glad that
you found me ♪

♪ You left me for
the open road ♪

♪ Where you went I didn't know

♪ But now you say...