The Survival Games (2012) - full transcript

Wait right here.

She's getting away.

She's getting away.

Vamonos.

Seat belts.

Huh, right.

Baby, we did it.

I told you.

OK.

You snore, dude.

And you don't?



Don't let him kid you, Brian.

He could set off a car alarm.

Oh.

I got chilly during the night.

That's what I'm here for...

wife, remember?

OK.

I finally got you
out of the office.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I forget.

Where are the restrooms?

Mm.

Ours is over there.



And ours are over here.

What the hell is this?

It's a tracking device,
in case we need a plan b.

We don't need
your stupid plan b.

My plan a worked fine.

I said, in case.

And I heard you.

Hey kids, zip it.

You better not
have messed anything

up with your stupid tracker.

These things are worth
more than your life.

I put the trackers on
the cases, not the devices.

I'm not that stupid.

I'm not too sure.

You know, why the hell did
you have to track this?

This wasn't your job to do this.

Where are we...

Don't move.

Hands up.

What are you doing?

Put this helicopter down.

I said, put it down.

No place to land.

What the frick are you doing?

Thor, get rid of him.

We are screwed!

No.

If he put chips on those
cases, we can find them.

You heard the lady.

Put her down.

Ugh!

What?

There are bugs
everywhere out here.

OK, miss I'm going camping.

It was Brian's idea.

Whose idea was it for you
to drag your big sister along?

It's just that I don't
know him very well,

and an entire
weekend of camping.

Now I get it.

It has the potential to
be a nuclear disaster.

Hey, thanks again
for being here.

Of course, happy to.

So how is it so far?

So far, OK.

I think he's a little gun shy.

He'll come around.

And when he does, if he makes
you feel at all uncomfortable,

I want you to be safe.

You got me a rape whistle?

It's a trouble whistle.

Whatever.

What's wrong with a whistle?

What's this thing
he's making us do?

Geo camping.

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I
think it will be good for Mike.

He's been getting a little
soft, working too much.

Not...

Not the same?

Just wish he'd put a
little more oomph into life.

You know there are two
people in a relationship.

What's that supposed to mean?

How many years have
you been married?

Seven.

And how many nights do
you wear sweatpants to bed?

Seven.

And how many nights
do they stay on?

Do not say seven.

6.7.

Here, you need
them more than me.

Where the hell are we?

Why did you let him do that?

Because he had a
freaking gun at my head.

Take that, figure
it out as we go.

Go?

I am not dressed to go
anywhere in the woods.

And I am not dressed
to listen to your bitching.

The sooner we find those cases,
the sooner we're out of here.

About how far back
did they fall out?

A mile and half, two miles.

One mile... that's about...

that's about 20 minutes.

Two miles
round trip...

no, less than an
hour and a half.

OK.

We should be out of here
in three hours, tops.

Three hours?

Just shut up.

OK.

Let's find these things.

Geocache.

C-A-C-H-E, like a data
cache or a proxy cache.

Just try it.

You'll see, it's really fun.

We're clean.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Here, I'll take that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

OK.

So the plan is geo...

Caching.

Geocaching.

This is a GPS unit
and a tracking device.

So we start by plugging in...
Thank you.

You're welcome.

We start by plugging
in the coordinates

of where my fellow geocachers
have cached their cash.

And then we find the coordinates
and dig up a treasure.

Ooh, treasure.

All right.

Well, let's do it.

Let's go.

How far?

Two miles.

Let's go.

Can't catch me.

Yes, I can.

Watch out for the
Toxicodendron radicans.

What's that?

Poison ivy.

So you're an engineer?

Yeah.

Yeah, I uh...

I wonder which way they went?

Hello?

Mike?

Tori?

Well, I guess somebody
wanted to be alone.

Over here.

I think they went that way.

I bet I can do this.

Do what?

Mike, no.

Tori?

Over here.

I used to handle this easily.

Old Mike, yeah, piece of cake.

New, high cholesterol Mike...

come on.

I'm out of cell
range and I don't

how to send 911 smoke signals.

Ah!

Oh, god.
Oh.

Happy?

Oh, oh, oh.

Ah, it's the shoes.

I should have taken them off.

It's not broken.

How's it feel?
- Uh... it's good.

I'm fine.

You should probably ice it.

Thank you, Brian.

When we were in Baghdad,
it was a great gun.

You could really
saturate a target.

But like when we were
sent to Kandahar,

we were kind of short
because the... the range

is only about 600 yards.

What are you doing?

I just killed a dandelion.

Like I said, anyway, now if
you're out in the mountains

with an M4, your f'd
because it only...

it only has like a range of...

This is it.
We're here.

This is what?

We're where?

At the coordinates.

The cache is around
here somewhere.

We just have to find it.

OK.

This should be fun.
- Right.

We can do this.

Think.

Where would you bury
something around here.

Upside down v.

Teepee of branches.

Oh, y in the ground.

Balance beam.

No, no, no.

Let me show you how it's done.

It's got to be here.

Yeah, here.

Hey, guys?

Looking for this?

Where did you find that?

Well, I had my
own coordinates.

Well, I guess that's it then.

Who's a geo digger?

We are.

Yeah.

Let's open it.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

What did we win?

Awesome?

Is there an
instruction manual?

I don't know.

Huh.

Well, that's weird.

What?

It's proper geocaching
etiquette to leave your name

and where you're from,
but there's nothing.

Well, maybe it's the bubble
wrap we're supposed to find.

Well, I like it and we
didn't even have to dig.

Now what?

Now we replace the cache
with something of our own.

Where'd you get that?

Last time I went caching.

Oh.

We should all buy
dolphin-safe tuna.

Look, you got little...

Oh, look what I found.

These are so cool.
I just got them.

They're transmitters
that periodically

upload their coordinates to
my NAS server, back at home.

It works kind of
like the tracking

technology in cell phones now.

Everybody needs a hobby.

Best part... I can give
custom news to my devices

and tell it how
often to upload data,

or I can just track
it, if I'm close by.

So you can track your tuna
button's trip around the world.

Oh,

My nerd is showing, isn't it?

Well, I think it's amazing.

Me, too.

Thanks.

All right, could you
hook that on the back?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Proper etiquette.

All right.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

I will take this back where I
found it and we're all done.

It's weird that it
was in a duffel bag.

Oh, well, maybe we'll have
better luck with the next one.

Next one?

Oh, we've got a
long day ahead of us.

These caches are not
going to find themselves.

Nope.

Here, let me help.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, whoa, wait.

Slow poke can't catch me.

But when were sent to
Kandahar, I don't know,

it was like sometime
in June or, uh...

I don't know, maybe...

maybe July, the
just didn't

have the range we needed.

Blah, blah, blah.

How much further?

We're about... hmm?

Uh... it could be another...

I don't know.

It's, uh...

Another 12 minutes.

Yeah.

How much farther?

About a mile.

You two don't need us.

We're heading back to
camp to ice Mike's ankle.

I'm OK with that.

Do you know
where you're going?

Oh.

We'll see you there.

Take your time.

No hurry.

Well, it's right here.

Where?

That's my boy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Is this some kind of sick joke?

What the hell is this?

Gosh damn it.
Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn it.

I did not come all the way to...

to heart dolphin-safe tuna.

Brian and Jenny,
Mike and Victoria.

Well, where's the other one?

They must have
separated during the fall.

Yeah.

Let me see that.

You never noticed
that there's, um...

two separate dots.

Well, I don't
have my glasses with me.

Un-frickin-believable.

Now we have to go look
for the Brady Bunch.

They went that way.

This way?

Let's go.

I just don't know
what you were thinking,

I don't know.

You, um... you got me excited.

What did you roll in?

What?

Why don't you
change your clothes.

I'll get some ice.

You don't like it dirty?

Oh.

Burn this.

I'm going to kill somebody.

Can we rest yet?

Thank you.

What's up?

Let's go say hello.

Oh, come on.

It's a beautiful
day, isn't it?

What's going on, guys?

Is somebody lost?

We're just passing by.

You guys here by yourselves?

Yeah.

Camping.

- I'm going to go get a bandage.
- A bandage?

Did you... did you hurt yourself?

No biggie, just
twisted my ankle.

How long you here for?

Actually, we were just
getting ready to pack up.

Our ride will be here
in an hour or two.

Seen anyone else in the woods?

No.

What do you
think you're doing?

Anything?

No.

Score.

Ugh.

Water.

Hey.

Sweetie, no.

You know anyone
named Brian or Mike?

Everybody knows somebody
named Mike or Brian.

They're pretty common names.

So why do you have two tents?

We're not married.

Then what
are the rings for?

Are you in the circus?

Enough with the games.

What do you people want?

I think you know
exactly what we want.

Don't you?

Let's just take it easy.

OK?

Small device in
a case in a bag.

Where is it?

OK.

We didn't know it was yours.

We thought it was
part of a game.

Freaking game.

I buried it.

Well, that wasn't
so hard, was it?

Wait.

You buried it, like a dog?

Thor, shut up.

Who cares why he buried it.

Boy Scouts do stupid
crap like that.

Find the other one.

Fido, here, is going to
take us to his hiding place.

Tina, take that girl and meet
us back at the helicopter.

No.
Wait.

No.

Oh, Mike...

Mike?

Hey, look at that, she
knows somebody named Mike.

Now that we're all acquainted,
let's go find something

really expensive, huh?

Hey.

Hey, easy.

You get your toy back
when I get my toy back.

Hey.

Hey.

Knock this stuff off right now.

I want to see her alive
back at the helicopter.

Got it?

Mike?

I'll get them
what they want.

We'll be fine.

We're not worth their trouble.

Let's hope not.

Move it.

Faster.

Now that's more like it.

We find the cache.

There's proper documentation.

And we put something back.

Go ahead, open it.

OK.

May I?

Yeah.

It was upside down.

Oh.

Me and pretty
Jenny, we're a geocaching.

Sitting by the elderberry,
ain't she smashing?

You may think you're
a pretty good at geocaching,

but you can't cache me.

At 600, 700, 800 yards,
can't hit with a 223 round.

You need something of a
heavy caliber, something that

can hit a major artery in
the thigh or even the bicep,

and sever that, and bleed out...

How much farther?

M1-10.

Wait.

I want to hear the rest of this.

Thor?

Don't get cute with me.

You're not my freaking type.

Now go find the frickin' thing.

Anyway, the M1-10
rifle, they're going

to send it to Afghanistan.

Faster.

Bear left.

Shut up, bitch.

Found me.

What do I get?

Hey, Fido, where
is this place?

It's right up
there, real close.

You know what, Mikey?

I don't believe you.

I think you're
leading us in circles.

No.

Why would I do that?

Ah, I don't know.

Maybe because you care more
about your fluffy friend

than you do you little wifey.

I told you, it's
right up there.

I think he's bluffing.

And I call.

Make sure you double tap.

It's nine mil.

I always frickin' double tap.

Did you hear that?

Son of a bitch.

Ah.

Are there hunters out here?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

You have an interesting life.

Can't argue that.

Where did you meet?

That's your boyfriend, right?

Thirsty?

Too bad.

Let's go.

Move it.

Rifles don't sound like that.

Maybe we should go back to camp.

OK.

Come on.

Did you hear that?

Yeah... more gunshots.

It's all right.

We'll be OK.

Come on.

Brian?

We'll be OK.

Come on.

What's that?

Oh, OK.

Let's go.

Frick.

Damn it.

Hey.

You know, you're
not that pretty.

Your husband is no prize either.

You hear me?

Don't point a gun at me.

Who brings a gun
camping, really?

Jeez.

What's going on?

- They took Tori.
- What?

Who?

Three guys and a
woman dressed in suits.

They want that thing we found.

They took Tori so I'd
help them find it.

Well, what's
with the shooting?

I killed one.

Mike?

One's still around somewhere.

The third is looking
for a second box.

The woman has Victoria.

Mike, you don't look so good.

There's another
dead body over there.

It was a guy in a suit.

It looked like he
fell out of a plane.

A chopper.

That's where they're taking her.

What's going to happen to her?

Nothing.

We're going to find that
thing and get her back.

Do you still have it?

We cached it, under a log.

What?

I know where it is.

I can go get it.

I'm sorry.

OK.

OK.

You find the thing.

You get to the road
and go for help.

OK.

- I'll go find Tori...
- No, no, no.

Hold on.
Let's analyze this.

You said there was another guy
looking for the second box.

Yeah?

We should stay
together, work as a team.

No, no.

I need... I need you
to find that thing.

OK?

We're wasting time.

Well, how many more
guns are out there?

I don't know.

Look... look, we're wasting time.

Just do what I say.

I need to find Tori.

Just wait.
Hold on.

Just a second.

The chopper... it's
moved to the camp site.

That's where I'll be.

Brian?

Hey, it's going to be OK.

All right?

She's going to be fine.

- Which way for help?
- Oh, no, no, no.

You're not leaving my sight.

Brian, you heard Mike.
She needs me.

I go five or 10 miles,
I will come to road.

I will find help.

Five or ten miles?

That's a long way.

I can do this.

I ran that 10K, remember?
Which way?

Which way?

- That way.
- OK.

OK.

Hold on.

Let me make sure...

I'll be keeping tabs on you.

OK.

Find that stupid thing.

Be careful.

Go.

Frick.

Where you going, huh?

Huh?

You think everything is a
frickin' game, don't you?

Where's my?

No.

Oh.

Buffy and Bunny.

What the hell is this?

I don't know.

It... it's computerriffic.

I think it's a hard drive.

How would you know what
a hard drive looks like?

I don't know.

That's what a hard
drive looks like.

What are these laser things?

- I hope nobody wanted this.
- Uh...

Oh, well.

Hey.

You keep half and I keep half.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Commemorate our wood trek.

The bugs are
really getting to me.

Watch out for the wildlife.

It'll get you.

That's creepy.

Hey.

Oh, hey, do you think
there's deer out here?

Sit.

Is this the first time
you've ever been geocaching?

Yeah, actually.

That's what we must
have heard earlier,

the hunters shooting the deer.

It's not open season.

It must've been like
firecrackers or something.

Firecrackers in the woods.

Well, maybe.

Hi... hi.

Have you heard gunshots?

Sounds like they're
dropping like flies out there.

Well, well, well,
what do we have here?

Are you a cop?

Are you going to kill me?

I know where that thing is.

You mean, Brian has it.

Who's Brian?

You ever see those movies
about killing sprees?

I always wanted to do that.

You know, see America,
have some fun.

Help me.

Here.

It's OK.

You're going to be OK.

You're going to be OK.

Come on, Jenny.

The road's nowhere near here.

Jenny?

Jenny?

Jenny?

Jenny.

Jenny?

Who did this?

I don't where he is,
but he's coming back.

- Stay still.
- No, run, Brian.

Brian!

Don't move.

I mean it.

Brian, run.

Stop.

Leave him alone.

Stop it.

Stop.

Brian!

Brian?

Brian?

You need to run.

He's coming.

He's coming.

He's coming.

Ah.

No.

Stop.

No.

No.

Stop it.

No.

No.

Where is it?

Where is the device?

Stop it.

Let's see if Jenny
knows something, huh?

No.

Jenny, run!

- Leave him alone.
- Jenny, run.

Jenny?

Jenny?

Listen.

Over there, underneath
the tree

is my backpack.

The thing they're
looking for is inside.

Go get it, find Mike,
and go bring it to him.

What about you?

Well, I think he's
out, thanks to you.

His gun's around here somewhere.

I'll be free in a minute.

Hurry.
Go get it.

No, I'll stay.

No, no, no, we can't wait.

Just go get it, OK, please?

Hurry.

Hurry.

So you can find me.

Oh.

Listen.

No matter what you
hear, I'll be OK.

It's that way.

Go.

Hurry up.

F... five years...

five freaking years I've
been in this relationship.

I thought I could get
married, even to that prick.

But that's never
going to happen.

You can do
better than him.

I mean, you're smart, obviously.

What the frick do you know?

Look at you.

Marriage makes you soft.

You and your loser husband.

I'm just saying that...

Get up.

Time to go, bitch.

Jenny.

Mike.

Mike.

Hey.

Did you find help?

Got lost.

Look here, it's...
it's that thing.

This.

Mike, I think...

I think Brian killed somebody.

We need to find Tori.

What are you doing?

Just in case we
need one later.

Come on.

I don't like guns.

Me either.

Do you need a rest?

No.

Want some water?

Yeah.

Here.

Thank you.

Jenny, it's her.

That's her.

That's who took Tori.

I don't see Victoria.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Jenny.

What are you
doing here, Jenny?

Oh, you know, "Man versus
Wild's" like my favorite show,

so I figured I'd get out
here and really just dig in.

Have a seat, Jenny.

I don't have germs.

That's not a water.

Are you alone?

Yes, I am.

I am alone.

Aren't we all alone, Jenny?

I mean, really?

You remind me of someone,
someone I don't like.

Where you off to, Jenny?

Who the hell are you, people?

We're geocachers.

You, get out here
or I'll shoot her.

Where is my wife?

She's as good as dead, and
worse if she runs into Luther.

You, you're just dead.

Go.

Go.

That sucks.

Go.
Go.

Go.

Are you hit?

Go.

Honey.

Oh, Mike.

It's not bleeding that badly.

Some.

It's bad enough.

Where's Victoria?

Baby...

Did you let her get away?
Huh?

Answer me.

Did you let her get away?

I didn't sign up for this.

Are you drunk?

This isn't exactly
happy hour, Tina.

Where's Jenny?

Where's Brian?

I don't know where Brian's at.

Jenny is right behind me.

Oh.

Where's Thor?

Thor's dead.

What the hell happened to you?

What do we do now?

Just go.

Is that one of them?

Please tell me this
is one of them.

Where does that get us?

Not enough money.

If we go now, we
still have three weeks

paid instead of five.

I'll take us to Brian.

I said, it's not enough money.

Oh, Jenny.

I know they have
know the other one.

Plus, I want to
kill that bastard.

You go find Brian.

No.

I'm not leaving you.

You wouldn't leave me.

Stay here.

This won't take long.

I want to come too.

Tina, I think we can mess
this up without your help.

You two, just go.

We're all going together.

Jenny, help me.

Hey, Mikey, where
did you go, buddy?

We were just getting
to know each other.

What do we do?

How about I just
tell you what I want

and we'll call this
whole thing off, huh?

, girls.

You stabbed me.

I think we're even.

This is it?

Isn't there anything else?

Wait.
Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

I got it.

This is my rainy day bullet.

Like I said, you two go.

Take this.

I've got an idea.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

This frickin' bitches.

Hey, hey.

Do you like playing
games, Jenny?

You won't be having any
fun once I find you.

Jenny, it's not nice to play
with other people's property.

I got to admit, I
like it when they run.

You want to come out, Jenny?

I'll tell you what.

I promise, if you
come on now, I'll

only hurt you a little bit.

Jenny.

Bitch.

Don't.

Stop it.

Ah.

Tori!

Mikey, where you
been my whole life?

Hey, Mikey, who's
getting messed up now?

Huh, buddy?

Huh?

I'll make your little wife
scream, and will frickin'

bury the both of you.

Jenny?
Jenny?

Tori?

Oh, Jenny, Jenny,
Jenny, are you OK?

Are you OK?

Oh.

No, I'm OK.

Are you OK?

Oh, god.

Oh, Mike.

Mike.

Mike.

Oh, Mike, are you OK?

Are you all right?

It's OK.

Are you OK?

Is he dead?

Mm-hmm.

Let's go.

No.

Jenny.

What do you want?

Hey.

Oh.

Hey, you guys.

Ah.

Oh.

You should put some ice on that.

They're transmitters
that periodically

upload their coordinates to
my NAS server back at home.

It's kind of like the tracking
technology in cell phones now.

Now who's the bitch?