The Surrogate (1984) - full transcript
Frank and Lee have marital problems: he's been impotent for 18 months, she alternates between sympathy and criticism. His temper gets the best of him, so he's seeing a psychotherapist who finds the anger and the impotence related. She recommends that Frank and Lee hire a mysterious European woman to lead them through fantasies intended to unlock passion and help them heal. At the same time this is going on, the police are investigating a series of stabbings: as corpses pile up, we wonder if Frank's temper may be behind this; or perhaps it's Eric, a cross-dressing neighbor and friend of Lee's; it may even be the European woman, who keeps popping up with new fantasies.
i feel so cold lately i don't know what
it is i just feel cold all the time
maybe you're tired. too many parties. no it's frank
the way he's been i'm constantly on edge
have you tried talking to him again?
talk? you're joking. we have heart-to-heart
threatening. what about sex? i beg your pardon
you know that which makes the world go round
you heard me. the way frank's been
i'd rather go to bed with an aspirin.
perhaps you should consider an
affair to curl my dear no thank you
got enough problems you're my bank if
you can't help me out who the hell can?
but you're not giving me enough time
all right i'll get back to you
uh frank um i think i'm losing
her she wants the 944 i know that
i i can you uh talk to her what are you good for
what the hell are you good for
may i call you maggie oh please do frank wait
man frank well not only are you beautiful but
i'll bet you're bright as hell my how
perceptive what would you say maggie
if i told you that you can get more than
you paid for this car five years from now
so
foreign
all right hi
so how was your day
same old crap bang's giving me a hard time
leasing department's way off and
the interest rates are killing me
is it serious no i won't need any of your
precious dough if that's what you mean
i wasn't offering i simply wanted to know
sorry
dinner's ready why does it have to
be ready the instant i come home
maybe if you came home a little
earlier we wouldn't have this problem
right
uh
did you see foreman why
what are the old did she say anything
just because you don't like her doesn't
mean she can't do us some good what's this
us stuff i don't need the creepy old woman
i'm not crazy and i am right
calm down that's not what i said
no but you think i'm the problem right
you can't stand to share the blame
if you're talking about sex i'm
ready and willing when you're able
huh
i could break your goddamn neck
hey
i can't tell a thing
so what do you got here yoko from
out of town staying at the fair crest
the me thinks it happened about a half hour ago
so what about the eyes pierced they'll
be counting stab wounds all night
you know you really gotta hate somebody to
do that kind of damage what you think we
got here a headline hunter nah that's number
three headline hunters don't start till five
listen i'll wrap up if foreign's got anything
for you i'll i'll get in touch with you
thanks where are you gonna be
baby my ulcer later take it easy
i'm still drinking those champagne splits
now george right i recognize jakarta what
are you doing down here i had a late business
dinner i was heading home saw the commotion
yeah there's a nasty bit of business back
there oh any connection to the other one
nah it's just some other time
i got lucky with this date
look do you wanna have a drink i'd like to talk
to you about the panel you told me are you having
problems with the electrical system yeah i've
had it in six times okay bring it in again okay
how's yours running great
i'm sure we got the same mechanic okay
george i'll take a look at it myself all
right
it's getting ridiculous i feel like i'm
losing my mind i can't go on like this
don't you understand i blacked out again last
night i woke up in my car for christ's sake
frank the neurological tests show absolutely
nothing so it must be a hysterical manifestation
i also think that it's time we approach
this problem in a whole new way
the problem is lee she makes me
feel so so inadequate it never stops
lee is only part of the problem but she's also
part of the solution now will you please sit down
frank the situation is absolutely clear you
and lee simply must begin to relate to the
same stimulus are you familiar with the term
sexual surrogate oh for christ's sake now will
you please hear me out i'm not suggesting a
substitute lover for either lee or yourself
a nuke vanderlin is a sexual fantasist she
will work with you and lee to bring you to a
harmonious level of sexual response by fantasy
stimulation if i'm right about your rage being
triggered by feelings of sexual inadequacy
then your anger should be considerably reduced
fantasy should also reveal an enormous amount
about how you really feel about each other
fantasies and what do you mean we go see her
she shows us dirty movies french postcards what
wow that would depend on the fantasy and you
don't go to her she comes to you or wherever
your fantasies take you well i can think of a few
that would take us right to jail well i admit that
the treatment is highly unorthodox but it's quite
legal i assure you frank that i wouldn't recommend
this unless i thought there was some valid need
now if you and lee are to regain any happiness
you've simply got to straighten out your sex
lives the choice to participate is yours of
course
so heard any bad jokes lately cut it out frank you
know i can hardly breathe around you these days
we can talk lee
i won't bite your head off
it's better than talking
so
down
jesus case i can't touch you so don't
i'm sorry it's been a while i just wasn't
ready look why won't you even consider
forward suggestion jesus you're brilliant you know
porno therapy you make it sound like a pta meeting
come on lee we're obviously not responding to
each other why don't we just get an impartial
observer you do what you want frank you just
leave me out of your sick plans i'm warning you
i won't have some stranger scrutinizing
our sex life such as it is no thanks to you
sir what do you need
uh miss vanderlin i'm sorry to be calling so late
i'm told you uh you might be able
to help me yes yes i was given your
you know eric this latest trick is the absolute
end at least he had the decency to tell me about
it before he left for work this morning
i can see greeting a sexual fantasist at
the door in curlers in a ratty old housecoat
tell me love what does one wear to a fantasy
oh i suppose simple strand of
pearls and a black velvet ribbon
kinky i can't go through with it though what are
you crazy or something of course you can all you
gotta do is think nighty thoughts you know
what i mean yeah what's easy for you to say
well there's nothing worse than having a heart on
an address especially if it's not your heart off
be serious eric what kind of fantasies do you
suppose she specializes in oh good lord love
don't ask me i have enough trouble dealing with
real life do you remember mrs reynolds in 6b
now there was someone stranger than
fiction now what are you talking about
i'm talking about her round bed with satin
sheets and the leather bed spread doesn't
that sound a little funny to you no i'm not
kidding eric i'm really scared well why don't
we practice come into my office darling you tell
me your fantasies and i'll tell you mine it'll be
heaven no i don't have any fantasies yours
would be too confusing for my little brain
and well you know help today eric i
might as well go home and face the music
very darling we call mrs reynolds and get some
of her fantasies it'll be fabulous you know
i could kill you for this i've been a nervous
wreck all day long well if it's any consolation
you i'm just as nervous as you are so let's just
take it step by step and see what happens okay
maybe you're right who knows we may even enjoy it
eric thought it would be kinky
where do you get out discussing
our personal problems that lunatic at least he talks to me without
we will shouting someone to talk to
make an impression
hello may i come in uh this is the weight
residence uh yes yes it is please come in
uh how do you do miss standard
and i'm lee it's nice to meet you
you've uh this is my husband frank frank would
you like a drink oh yes do you have uh anything
i think back to a wonderful evening in nice
i would like tonight to be that
special for you oh viva la france
you speak french no don't
match maybe i'll teach you
you had a beautiful house
thanks it's a condominium
such lovely things
well come in please uh sit down
isn't it amusing how rooms and objects
reflect our true self last night i put on
this tape thinking of the visit
i would make here with you
music is so important to me is it youtube
i love music of longing
and desire it's so soothing
your accent is very unusual
where are you from i was born in jakarta my father
was a french diplomat i learned english
at the hague and the american school
i'm fascinating the immigration people think so
they always take so much time with my
passport but that's all they're doing
i'm sure they took their time but not because of
your passport you find it attractive i like that
and julie do you find me attractive
yeah sure you're very beautiful look
such powerful hand it must
feel good when it caresses you
i wouldn't know he doesn't touch you that's absurd
frank she doesn't like to be touched nonsense
everyone likes to be touched
properly gently slowly
smoothly
you must reach into the other person's
soul to make them one with you
touching is the first stage of passion
now close your eyes
living in a world of total darkness
it is quiet
you feel all alone all alone in
your silence and someone touches you
caresses you gently it is your
lover your heart goes out to him
longing for the comfort that only can
bring
let's go
relax
his touch is so central
so
and your passion awakens soft like slowly draining
warm like a tropical breeze
like a wave
deep within you growing stronger
and fulfillment
you did
me
sorry
look uh uh i'll talk to foreman tomorrow
all right
okay frank i wanted to help
i do it just feels wrong
it feels wrong
damn stupid idea well at least you're
transferring some of your hostility from lee to me
don't be flip the least you could have done
is warn me good god frank don't be so naive
what did you expect a sexual fantasist to
do come over for cake and coffee i told you
the treatment was unorthodox jesus who is
this a nook character i felt the treatment
she offers could be effective she's had quite
a bit of experience out west yeah i'll bet
tell me exactly how you felt you
were aroused weren't you oh yeah
what good did it do frank your rage attacks
are the hysterical expression of your sexual
frustrations control the frustrations and i
believe you'll considerably control your temper
it's a preliminary diagnosis
i must admit but consider this
you came in here today angry but
handling it right i don't know
what about lee how'd she react oh christ it's a
wonder she's still talking to me she got off on it
she won't admit it might you i never would have
believed if i hadn't seen it with my own eyes how
did you feel about that i don't know with me she's
a piece of stone but there she was the ice queen
turned on by another woman and you
weren't what kind of fantasy was that
another woman climbing all over your wife
well that would depend on whose
fantasy it was wouldn't it
i'm telling you this car was unbelievable
typical italian seats you know
yeah yeah lie down i think i love you
it looks like it's doing 110 standing
still no rear view mirror besides what
you couldn't see at that window anyway
come on 85 000 for a car that's not even
street legal and besides that italian
oh we wouldn't be prejudiced now would we have
baits just because you own a porsche dealership
hello there gorgeous what are you doing
here slummy no it just came to drag the
old breadwinner out to dinner well i'm just gonna
finish my drink why don't you have one no thanks
i think i'll just sit here and listen to your
sparkling conversation let me guess you're talking
about cars right who could talk about anything
so mundane with a beauty like you sitting here
it's laying it on a little thickness oh hey
let him go come on now boy next time you need a
loner frank i'll give you a pinto with firestone
500 i love a lady who appreciates quality look
why don't you and i blow this and go someplace
quiet where we can discuss the finances
he pisses me off you look terrific hey george
you get the electrical system fixed yes and the
transmission's living now well who said driving
a sports car was going to be a bed of roses you
you look tired george you should be getting some
more sleep yeah yeah maybe you can talk to the
powers that being can be busted back to traffic
so i can get some sleep later he does look awful
well he should there was another
murder in the district last night
god gives me the creeps thinking there's
a killer on the loose around here
uh how salad and steak diane uh
milcy you look at me when i'm talking to you
who are you staring at
who's the woman frank a customer a high bet come
on she is friendly little thing isn't she what
are you getting at lee why don't you just come
out and say it mind let's get back to forming
what she had to say oh she thinks we probably
overreact because we've been repressing our sexual
responses for so long oh great i'm weird because i
don't like to be pawed by some sex-crate foreigner
i really think you should see another psychiatrist
play another tune will you you'll see through her
one of these days she also thinks it would
be a good idea for you to see her again
afterwards she pulled be a cold day in hell before
i see her again just think about it all right
okay i'll think about it but if i do
go it'll only be for you i understand
could you order me another cure
so
can't wait to get it on the highway
let's wait for the break-in period show
your dinner tell my husband to stop it jerome man
what's your weight yes jerome what is it
your what happens you all right she left
what do you mean she left i mean
she almost took the dog with her
get in i'm warning you me
get in
what is it with you telling frank you wanted to
see me i thought we had an arrangement damn it
what arrangement is that dear frank is not to
know of my visits i'm only doing this for him
oh conley let's not start that again it's true all
right tell me about your experience with the nuke
it was disgusting filthy yes but did you enjoy it
i hate you i hate you and
everything you're doing to us
can't you see i'm just trying to save my marriage
good let it know why should frank be
the only one let it outly let it out
now let's talk about sanuk do
you feel it's working for you
oh look there's a spot i love it i love it
it's so cute well puppies are cute now this
is a porsche oh i know i know you told me uh
mr wait now don't touch anything until i get
a chance to explain things okay yeah your wife
just called i told her you was with a customer
thanks
now can we have our little chat i think
so
eric
eric eric i want to show you my new dress
eric
erick fasten your seat belts
it's going to be a pumpy night
what's the matter love cat hold your nut it tongue
scared me half to death betsy davis all about eve
effective barry oh damn it i hope i haven't
ruined your new dress no it'll be fine
do you like it it's simply to find my
tear you must loan it to me sometime
not a chance uh we going out with you dressed
like that won't take me but a moment to change
to what very funny you wouldn't happen to have
a dab of milk cleanser and toning lotion would
you love sure i'll go change you come over
when you're ready betty thank you so much
if you think those files are going to tell
you something you've got another thing coming
when i was a rookie my old watch
commander used to say that um
if you got nothing to go on then
make sure you look goddamn busy
exactly what i'm doing quite a philosopher yeah
what about that partial the b cops brought in
the woman's high heels size large uh
circumstantial besides i don't think a woman
could have physically committed these words maybe
a big woman not the kind of woman you messed with
what movie are we going to see
uh darling there's casablanca at the orpheum or
the sorrow in the pity at the cinema 6. you know
casablanca i could see that movie a
hundred times you have oh i have not
how's that moisturizer do you like it oh it's fine
you know nothing really works the water in this
town is so hot it's a pleasure to take a douche
eric i don't know when frank will be getting
home oh marvelous then let's go and see um
the sorrow in the pity or perhaps a surprise at
the illisae no i mean we're not talking again he
oh really
our romantic dinner at leicester fizzled oh dear
hello is that idea of the housing what
the hell are you doing here man come in um
what do you want is mrs wade in no
she's not there's no reason to shout
i'm just a simple girl trying to make
a living i only do fantasies part time
otherwise i work for regal loungewear
what yes your wife looks like a very
good prospect she's rich and beautiful
you're kidding what are you selling
lingerie
this is midnight madness fearing you very dirty
the egyptians knew that passion and smell
were controlled by the same part of the brain
they believed that perfumes and
centered oils were aphrodisiacs
all fragrances were created to excite and
arouse the opposite sex pray no man you see
yes that's uh very nice it's very fresh
it's fresh beautiful like the rose
don't let it break you otherwise you'll
have to learn to wear the bloodlines
very impractical but erotic a woman is so much
more desirable with a little mystery don't you
think it is there to tease and entice
and to conceal and color it so with it
black is my favorite
would you like to see good
i finally got your attention
you want me come and get me
i don't think you want me very
much maybe you can't show me
you like a trap
god it's getting cold out here
wasn't she fantastic yes he was
tell me something eric what was that movie
about who cares i never took my eyes off may
that's another thing too why does she always
stand like something like this you mean like
this love the old dude was 78 when she made that
film wow she had to hold a few things up you know
come on big boy why don't we get us a
little uh libation what's that as in booms
no i can't eric i really haven't been getting home
oh poop please stop being such an old fuddy duddy
what have i done
what am i done oh god gut
had nothing to do with this
where's your wallet
come on big splinter your wallet
you don't think i do this for free
and i'm not covered by blue cross
either it's another fantasy
now that you've seen the beast
you didn't like it did you
well a lesson is a lesson
no matter the subject study
hahahahaha
oh my god
frank
frank please stop they might still be here oh
the culprits who did this let's call the police
this wasn't done by burglars what do you mean
mysterio the appliances are silver nothing's
been touched damn franken another one of his
tantrums you're joking my god the man's a maniac
they should have locked him up a long
time ago come on love you certainly
can't be staying here tonight no i've got
to face him i can't run from this problem
well well if it isn't scott and zelda
where were you with eric i left word
you're drunk blow it out for god's
sake frank put yourself together
well if it isn't the pot calling the
kettle noir shut your trap but i i
really think you should go well all right
but if you need me i'm just down the corridor
i guess the reason you hang around with him
is he's no threat to your lily white body
care to tell me what happened tonight
no suit yourself
see how you like it look i'm sorry i don't know
what happened frank i mean italy i don't know
not another blackout
a nook was here what
i thought we had an arrangement what
happened i i don't know what's real anymore
i've lost control you didn't
hurt her did you you you didn't
god how could you you don't understand
she made me it was a game you know the
thing that really scares me is i loved it
i mean the whole time we were fighting i
was turned on and enjoying it you're sick
don't get sanctimonious with me who was
moaning and groaning here the other night huh
that's not true let's just
drop the whole thing please
oh sure and forget my house is in a shambles
frank i've never seen you like this before
i couldn't think straight she teased
and teased i didn't want that to happen
i only want you
i do love you
what did she do what did
she do to scare you so much
it was me
why did you call her
i didn't
don't be so nervous you're
my lawyer for god's sake
look couldn't we have met someone a little more
private like international arrivals at kennedy
you mean skulking frank how obvious don't
worry he thinks you're a ledge anyway
look are you gonna go through this divorce
or what i don't know things could be changing
in any case relax if i do you'll be well paid yeah
listen maybe we should meet somewhere a little
more private like uh my office or better
you have my apartment we'd be a lot more
comfortable there your apartment you know frank
was wrong about you you know the lawyer you're
a sex fiend don't knock it until you've tried
it how about it it's such a way with words too
relax lover boy let's take it one step at a time
okay we're going to powder my nose you greta
now you stay there and be a good boy and i'll
be right back i'm making out too good are you
counselor want another alexa so she
i never seen such a movie broad who cares
about the mouth i gotta admit the body was put
together by someone who is very close to god
you get this he pays a renegade nazi 46 style a
year to service his customers cars and he does it
himself boy is that weird you're new here my boy
that is a sign that all is right with the world
what do you mean haven't you noticed for christ's
sake he's a lot cooler no tantrums just like he
used to be up until about a year and a half ago
how long do you think it'll last i'd just say
just pray you're not within shouting
distance and the winds change
me
lee what the hell is going
on you've kept us waiting
sit down i
you listen to me go yourself he must learn
obedience but there is no obedience without fear
fear me now yeah that's good
very sensible fierce okay
it brings humility
respect
did you know that
what you gonna do now huh sit down
stop please don't hurt i'll uh i do whatever
you say now we're starting to make some progress
you're not such a dangerous animal at all to
prove your obedience get down your knees now okay
do it i'll do whatever you say
thanks for getting out of here
open up let me in let me in hey
sorry oh my god what was she doing here
did you call her huh tell me what happened
tell me what happened
she was here when i got home she
said she knows when we need her
jesus
look let's get out of here all right
yeah you don't come here anymore frank
why is it we used to i don't know
it's beautiful it's cold remember four years ago
tracy and edmund at least that's a
lot colder then are you cool yeah
well i know something that'll warm you up oh
yeah come on come on i'll race you to the cabin
run
something's wrong i keep flashing to the
other night when i saw you tied up crazy
waving that knife felt so useless
yeah i felt the same way i was so scared
that crazy bride
you know it's even more frightening because
i think she may be having some effect
oh i don't know
but i seem more in control spent all weekend
together we haven't tried to kill each other
he seems to be transferring my anger to
these fantasies and turning it back onto me
those sessions that are so
vulgar they're so humiliating
is that what you're saying you need to hurt me
no you don't think that i don't say anything
to get you into bed but if you're duke
just leave the cycle analyzing the foreman
oh great she's the one that got us into
this mess in the first place boldlike
probably has a thing with her
what are you talking about a
milk and foreman real cozy i bet
talk about paranoid delusions well here's
one a nook is one of her patients what
listen it makes sense right we know a nook's not
exactly normal i'll bet foreman is treating her
for what sadistic nymphomania laugh all
you want it would be just like the good
doctor to use one patient against another
for treatment but a nook is off a nut
exactly that's what makes it so scary
don't you see foreman's lost control
now as bizarre as it seems you may be right
you know foreman has been very
vague about this inuk's background
christ i'll bet it's something like that
i've got an appointment tomorrow with
foreman i'll find out what's going on
guy looks like a pin cushion classic
edifying mutilation just like the others
bought it thursday or friday probably
been in there the whole weekend
nice night
well well john mannion the company yuki
okay covered up and look i
don't want to press for 24 hours
nothing
i've been on this town bike all morning
and i haven't even made it across the room
thank god i haven't got a paper route
darling frank's been different
lately there's something strange
i don't even know what's going on anymore well
i hope you've had better luck finding out that
i have what's that's supposed to mean i
followed him sweetheart oh don't worry i
was in disguise and you can rest assured he
hasn't been seeing anyone else i don't care
how dare you you listen to me eric don't you ever
do that again i was really concerned about you
love well don't be i can handle frank well very
well but there's no need to get snippy about it
by the way in my sleuthing i saw the most amazing
creature the other night where in our building
extraordinary she was on our floor black leather
boots delicious oh no don't tell me you know her
yes the incredible inuk she almost killed me oh
my my dear what a way to go oh
marvelous she's great fun i can imagine
you uh wouldn't consider sending her up to see
me sometime would you eric just asking ducks
you've gone completely crazy come now don't
be like that love all i want is a number
you're serious well it might be an uplifting
experience then you and i could do a fantasy ah
as an educational study don't
you see i'll get her number
and i'll leave it for you i never want to see
you again lee calm down i was only kidding
no you weren't you want her you can have
her see how much you like it lee please
uh
hey frank come here larry just told a
joke listen to this an engineer's sense
of humor come on uh what do you get when
you cross a penis with a microprocessor
i don't you get a prick that knows everything hey
frank we were just talking about fast cars and
how they've ruled you guys seen kyber dick
tracy speak of the devil here he comes now
hi guys hey fearless fasting what you
drinking i'm doing the usual can i talk to you
uh are you thirsty george let's pull my stomach
when was the last time you guys saw john what
what's going on george something of the matter
yeah that's the matter he's dead
fished him out of a dumpster behind the tally's
pasta palace last night dead maybe two three days
what happened who did it we're still checking
out the usual thing we owed money to his wife
he'd been sleeping with and you guys have any
ideas wow he was a lawyer who'd want to kill him
frank can you talk to me you sit there drinking
in the dark not hard i know where my mouth is
why don't you go to bed oh is that a proposition
that chance smell like a distillery where were you
at my mother's i told you this morning
something's wrong frank what's the
matter did you see farming today
nothing's a matter okay something is
all right found john mannion dead last night
else does too so i met him nothing happened
that's not the point for christ's sake
i'm probably a suspect why because they all
know about my tantrums don't talk about that
it was a long time ago you're a lot better now
sure you're absolutely sure
thank you very much jones what
ah that was the lab on foreman same
email and we're looking for the same guy
so the ladies ranked about it what's the big deal
the big deal is that she was definitely done by
her illustrious perpetrator right and she was the
first lady all the rest of the victims were male
right and the lady was a psychiatrist and what do
psychiatrists have a lot of jones patience sickos
psychos jones cycles i want a complete rundown
on all her patients do you understand you got it
now here's
hello
hi george
well i was just on my way to work
i see oh you better come up there
who was that that was george kyber he was
in the lobbies on his way up what on earth
is he doing here at this hour just what i told
you oh frank don't be silly that can't be it
i'll tell him he'll understand
just don't tell him anything
don't say a word all right
this hi george okay
hi lee look i apologize for having to come by
so early that's all right just sit down george
so you hear about manny john no doctor harry
foreman we found about it yesterday foreman
i can't believe it yeah jesus it's getting so
you can't tell the players without a score card
lee can i get a coffee please yeah sure
you and lee were patients of dr foreman
well i was not lee well she was
seeing foreman in relation to my case
so what all us loonies are uh suspects right
come on you see a shrink you're a nutcase
a lunatic capable of anything right
look we both know why you're seeing her i can
tell you that probationary treatment you've
got with a lucky break so just be thankful
it's me sitting here asking questions that's
some junior great from downtown
all right sorry church well thanks love
can you remember when you last saw for me wait a
minute let's see it was a while ago don't you know
no why well her uh her appointment book it's
miss her we've been using her billing records
until the court gives us clearance to go into
her files so if you're in the neighborhood do
drop by i'll be in all day oh if by chance i'm
not here i'll just be in the gymnasium keeping
the old armor and fighting trim uh yes well uh
thank you anook i look forward to meeting you
soon you think i did it don't you you
think i blew my stack and lost control
no you do you you think i killed her
i didn't say that you think i blacked out or
something and killed her without knowing
it frank please let's call the police you
touch that phone i'll break your arm
you'd like to see me put away wouldn't you
just you and your pansy friend living out
your own little fairy tale just you and eric
and mommy's money is that it huh please calm down
scared no what are you gonna do take good care of
you
there you'll be safe now what are you gonna
do i'm gonna get a nook before she gets me
uh
knock knock avon calling
who is it joan crawford away come on lee
open up are you all right yeah yeah i was asleep
no hard feelings now i mean i did call her
but i was quite discreet you know me love
well i'll talk to you later
then try and get some restless
no
bought this shop hey that's it you know her
oh sure she comes in here all the time uh do
you know where i can find her maybe listen
to you what the hell it's been a slow day
she's a big sticker for receipts she
claims they're for income tax purposes
if the government never knew that she was writing
off dildo then service them right the way they
keep sticking to us a new crandall and a-s-s-s
that is for 22 prince street apartment 129.
thanks
we think it's a woman come on are you trying
to tell me a woman could commit these murders
well then he's a pretty funny fella
not only were the xy chromosomes
positive but mixed in with the tissue
we found makeup traces of face powder
i don't believe it's a woman
it's a woman it's a crazy one
well hello there i didn't think you'd come
i like your outfit dear would you
like to pump a little iron barley
oh god wherever did you get that such a beastie
hey what are you doing put that thing in darling
oh
come in oh my god you're early i'm
not nearly ready well come here
you're not dressed uh properly
where's your uh oh damn
no it's okay it's okay at least you're tall okay
what do you think
look i can hold this
i'm looking for another ambulance oh
uh nook's not here weren't you informed
nope we're supposed to be
all alone this first time
yeah uh not yet
oh
well let's get started okay
oh my bum
hello mister
did you bring the ice cream
okay you know i think there's been
a misunderstanding use the lollipop
come on you're not playing it right ah
look lady i don't know what's
going on this is a fantasy isn't it
wait a minute who are you oh my god an imposter no
you get out of here it's gone no i didn't
get out of there all right you get out of
thank here
a nuke vanderlin's apartment yeah
uh yeah it is thanks oh there you
are did you bring the ice cream oh
i couldn't find her try later
frank we have to talk
you have no right to endanger me
you say you didn't do it okay i believe you the
police will too i just need more time i don't know
i do know i'm not gonna wait around for her to
come over and kill us i'm calling the police
hello this is mrs lee wait
that's the lady we've established that the first
murder happened two weeks after she moved here
from california we know that she hung out at
barrington's in the market district where two
of the victims were last seen and we know that
she saw a foreign just before fulman was killed
what's the connection to the shrink we're not
sure if she was a patient uh probably unofficially
because there's nothing on record but we have had
a look at her past and it's pretty damn bizarre
any lead yeah we have a good authority
that she's out there somewhere
i don't care how you do it just find her look
approach her with a lot of caution okay guys
look the gap between the murder
is getting closer and closer
she's running on a very short fuse so
be careful now get out to hit the street
i was right to call the police they're out looking
for her now at least now i'll get some protection
when you put that drink away you're
always drinking why don't you just
answer the door i'm sure cops
have seen a man drink before
hello
make no mistake about it take your clothes off
frank stop her please quiet i'm warning you get
out of here or i'll kill you big talking
the cops are on their way over here if you
leave now you have a chance perhaps this
time the treatment will be more difficult
you're hurting me
hate this fantasy
you're crazy
you've killed him you didn't kill him
you did what are you talking about you killed
him you killed him just like all the rest
who'd believe otherwise i don't have anything
to do with this i'll tell them everything
you won't tell anything to anyone please please
it came every time you call it i did everything
just right as you asked the therapy was
working right you were happy and for dead
the tried to control me both she and poor
little lee they were almost too strong for me
but i had your help oh i you let me out
she tried her filthy evil ways on me
she wanted me they all did even eric
poor for eric i gave him your number
he called didn't he yes they all wanted
lee even her miserable father to hurt her
for sex you know all about that wouldn't you
but no more please i'm protecting her now
how perfect the crime no please
they know the police know
they know my husband is a violent and dangerous
man and that you are a psychopathic killer
how terrible you had to destroy each
other you you coward you're a child spoiled
little boy with your temper tantrums
you call yourself a man you worthless inft clown
film it building i'm not working
kill me kill me go get an ambulance sit down
short
you want to tell me about it
did you wait yes your sweetest new sources
this is your luggage yes oh just a moment
my wife will be back shortly but of course
just string me when you're ready thank you
well my darling how patient you are
don't i get a kiss
what are you doing in fact i'm on my honeymoon
where is she oh she'll be here shortly
she just stopped into the gift shop
it's been a long time what is it uh two years
yeah thanks how are you are you still uh i mean
with the fantasies yes but for a very
selected clientele and he's a very lucky man
emily has there been any change no diagnosis
is still disassociated schizophrenia her alter
ego's completely taken over they could never
reach her i feel so sorry i feel irresponsible
maybe four men and i hadn't you know it's
not your fault it would have happened anyway
i feel guiltier than anyone there was something
anything i could have done to help her you've
done everything you could frank yeah well believe
me i'll live with that for the rest of my life
what's life it does go on we try to make it better
so you have another chance right wait
take it good luck thank you you too
don't be angry i just couldn't
resist they had such darling things
what me angry? you know me mr cool oh yeah well
not me. who's that stranger kissing you just now?
what stranger? this is paris
it's a very friendly town
it is i just feel cold all the time
maybe you're tired. too many parties. no it's frank
the way he's been i'm constantly on edge
have you tried talking to him again?
talk? you're joking. we have heart-to-heart
threatening. what about sex? i beg your pardon
you know that which makes the world go round
you heard me. the way frank's been
i'd rather go to bed with an aspirin.
perhaps you should consider an
affair to curl my dear no thank you
got enough problems you're my bank if
you can't help me out who the hell can?
but you're not giving me enough time
all right i'll get back to you
uh frank um i think i'm losing
her she wants the 944 i know that
i i can you uh talk to her what are you good for
what the hell are you good for
may i call you maggie oh please do frank wait
man frank well not only are you beautiful but
i'll bet you're bright as hell my how
perceptive what would you say maggie
if i told you that you can get more than
you paid for this car five years from now
so
foreign
all right hi
so how was your day
same old crap bang's giving me a hard time
leasing department's way off and
the interest rates are killing me
is it serious no i won't need any of your
precious dough if that's what you mean
i wasn't offering i simply wanted to know
sorry
dinner's ready why does it have to
be ready the instant i come home
maybe if you came home a little
earlier we wouldn't have this problem
right
uh
did you see foreman why
what are the old did she say anything
just because you don't like her doesn't
mean she can't do us some good what's this
us stuff i don't need the creepy old woman
i'm not crazy and i am right
calm down that's not what i said
no but you think i'm the problem right
you can't stand to share the blame
if you're talking about sex i'm
ready and willing when you're able
huh
i could break your goddamn neck
hey
i can't tell a thing
so what do you got here yoko from
out of town staying at the fair crest
the me thinks it happened about a half hour ago
so what about the eyes pierced they'll
be counting stab wounds all night
you know you really gotta hate somebody to
do that kind of damage what you think we
got here a headline hunter nah that's number
three headline hunters don't start till five
listen i'll wrap up if foreign's got anything
for you i'll i'll get in touch with you
thanks where are you gonna be
baby my ulcer later take it easy
i'm still drinking those champagne splits
now george right i recognize jakarta what
are you doing down here i had a late business
dinner i was heading home saw the commotion
yeah there's a nasty bit of business back
there oh any connection to the other one
nah it's just some other time
i got lucky with this date
look do you wanna have a drink i'd like to talk
to you about the panel you told me are you having
problems with the electrical system yeah i've
had it in six times okay bring it in again okay
how's yours running great
i'm sure we got the same mechanic okay
george i'll take a look at it myself all
right
it's getting ridiculous i feel like i'm
losing my mind i can't go on like this
don't you understand i blacked out again last
night i woke up in my car for christ's sake
frank the neurological tests show absolutely
nothing so it must be a hysterical manifestation
i also think that it's time we approach
this problem in a whole new way
the problem is lee she makes me
feel so so inadequate it never stops
lee is only part of the problem but she's also
part of the solution now will you please sit down
frank the situation is absolutely clear you
and lee simply must begin to relate to the
same stimulus are you familiar with the term
sexual surrogate oh for christ's sake now will
you please hear me out i'm not suggesting a
substitute lover for either lee or yourself
a nuke vanderlin is a sexual fantasist she
will work with you and lee to bring you to a
harmonious level of sexual response by fantasy
stimulation if i'm right about your rage being
triggered by feelings of sexual inadequacy
then your anger should be considerably reduced
fantasy should also reveal an enormous amount
about how you really feel about each other
fantasies and what do you mean we go see her
she shows us dirty movies french postcards what
wow that would depend on the fantasy and you
don't go to her she comes to you or wherever
your fantasies take you well i can think of a few
that would take us right to jail well i admit that
the treatment is highly unorthodox but it's quite
legal i assure you frank that i wouldn't recommend
this unless i thought there was some valid need
now if you and lee are to regain any happiness
you've simply got to straighten out your sex
lives the choice to participate is yours of
course
so heard any bad jokes lately cut it out frank you
know i can hardly breathe around you these days
we can talk lee
i won't bite your head off
it's better than talking
so
down
jesus case i can't touch you so don't
i'm sorry it's been a while i just wasn't
ready look why won't you even consider
forward suggestion jesus you're brilliant you know
porno therapy you make it sound like a pta meeting
come on lee we're obviously not responding to
each other why don't we just get an impartial
observer you do what you want frank you just
leave me out of your sick plans i'm warning you
i won't have some stranger scrutinizing
our sex life such as it is no thanks to you
sir what do you need
uh miss vanderlin i'm sorry to be calling so late
i'm told you uh you might be able
to help me yes yes i was given your
you know eric this latest trick is the absolute
end at least he had the decency to tell me about
it before he left for work this morning
i can see greeting a sexual fantasist at
the door in curlers in a ratty old housecoat
tell me love what does one wear to a fantasy
oh i suppose simple strand of
pearls and a black velvet ribbon
kinky i can't go through with it though what are
you crazy or something of course you can all you
gotta do is think nighty thoughts you know
what i mean yeah what's easy for you to say
well there's nothing worse than having a heart on
an address especially if it's not your heart off
be serious eric what kind of fantasies do you
suppose she specializes in oh good lord love
don't ask me i have enough trouble dealing with
real life do you remember mrs reynolds in 6b
now there was someone stranger than
fiction now what are you talking about
i'm talking about her round bed with satin
sheets and the leather bed spread doesn't
that sound a little funny to you no i'm not
kidding eric i'm really scared well why don't
we practice come into my office darling you tell
me your fantasies and i'll tell you mine it'll be
heaven no i don't have any fantasies yours
would be too confusing for my little brain
and well you know help today eric i
might as well go home and face the music
very darling we call mrs reynolds and get some
of her fantasies it'll be fabulous you know
i could kill you for this i've been a nervous
wreck all day long well if it's any consolation
you i'm just as nervous as you are so let's just
take it step by step and see what happens okay
maybe you're right who knows we may even enjoy it
eric thought it would be kinky
where do you get out discussing
our personal problems that lunatic at least he talks to me without
we will shouting someone to talk to
make an impression
hello may i come in uh this is the weight
residence uh yes yes it is please come in
uh how do you do miss standard
and i'm lee it's nice to meet you
you've uh this is my husband frank frank would
you like a drink oh yes do you have uh anything
i think back to a wonderful evening in nice
i would like tonight to be that
special for you oh viva la france
you speak french no don't
match maybe i'll teach you
you had a beautiful house
thanks it's a condominium
such lovely things
well come in please uh sit down
isn't it amusing how rooms and objects
reflect our true self last night i put on
this tape thinking of the visit
i would make here with you
music is so important to me is it youtube
i love music of longing
and desire it's so soothing
your accent is very unusual
where are you from i was born in jakarta my father
was a french diplomat i learned english
at the hague and the american school
i'm fascinating the immigration people think so
they always take so much time with my
passport but that's all they're doing
i'm sure they took their time but not because of
your passport you find it attractive i like that
and julie do you find me attractive
yeah sure you're very beautiful look
such powerful hand it must
feel good when it caresses you
i wouldn't know he doesn't touch you that's absurd
frank she doesn't like to be touched nonsense
everyone likes to be touched
properly gently slowly
smoothly
you must reach into the other person's
soul to make them one with you
touching is the first stage of passion
now close your eyes
living in a world of total darkness
it is quiet
you feel all alone all alone in
your silence and someone touches you
caresses you gently it is your
lover your heart goes out to him
longing for the comfort that only can
bring
let's go
relax
his touch is so central
so
and your passion awakens soft like slowly draining
warm like a tropical breeze
like a wave
deep within you growing stronger
and fulfillment
you did
me
sorry
look uh uh i'll talk to foreman tomorrow
all right
okay frank i wanted to help
i do it just feels wrong
it feels wrong
damn stupid idea well at least you're
transferring some of your hostility from lee to me
don't be flip the least you could have done
is warn me good god frank don't be so naive
what did you expect a sexual fantasist to
do come over for cake and coffee i told you
the treatment was unorthodox jesus who is
this a nook character i felt the treatment
she offers could be effective she's had quite
a bit of experience out west yeah i'll bet
tell me exactly how you felt you
were aroused weren't you oh yeah
what good did it do frank your rage attacks
are the hysterical expression of your sexual
frustrations control the frustrations and i
believe you'll considerably control your temper
it's a preliminary diagnosis
i must admit but consider this
you came in here today angry but
handling it right i don't know
what about lee how'd she react oh christ it's a
wonder she's still talking to me she got off on it
she won't admit it might you i never would have
believed if i hadn't seen it with my own eyes how
did you feel about that i don't know with me she's
a piece of stone but there she was the ice queen
turned on by another woman and you
weren't what kind of fantasy was that
another woman climbing all over your wife
well that would depend on whose
fantasy it was wouldn't it
i'm telling you this car was unbelievable
typical italian seats you know
yeah yeah lie down i think i love you
it looks like it's doing 110 standing
still no rear view mirror besides what
you couldn't see at that window anyway
come on 85 000 for a car that's not even
street legal and besides that italian
oh we wouldn't be prejudiced now would we have
baits just because you own a porsche dealership
hello there gorgeous what are you doing
here slummy no it just came to drag the
old breadwinner out to dinner well i'm just gonna
finish my drink why don't you have one no thanks
i think i'll just sit here and listen to your
sparkling conversation let me guess you're talking
about cars right who could talk about anything
so mundane with a beauty like you sitting here
it's laying it on a little thickness oh hey
let him go come on now boy next time you need a
loner frank i'll give you a pinto with firestone
500 i love a lady who appreciates quality look
why don't you and i blow this and go someplace
quiet where we can discuss the finances
he pisses me off you look terrific hey george
you get the electrical system fixed yes and the
transmission's living now well who said driving
a sports car was going to be a bed of roses you
you look tired george you should be getting some
more sleep yeah yeah maybe you can talk to the
powers that being can be busted back to traffic
so i can get some sleep later he does look awful
well he should there was another
murder in the district last night
god gives me the creeps thinking there's
a killer on the loose around here
uh how salad and steak diane uh
milcy you look at me when i'm talking to you
who are you staring at
who's the woman frank a customer a high bet come
on she is friendly little thing isn't she what
are you getting at lee why don't you just come
out and say it mind let's get back to forming
what she had to say oh she thinks we probably
overreact because we've been repressing our sexual
responses for so long oh great i'm weird because i
don't like to be pawed by some sex-crate foreigner
i really think you should see another psychiatrist
play another tune will you you'll see through her
one of these days she also thinks it would
be a good idea for you to see her again
afterwards she pulled be a cold day in hell before
i see her again just think about it all right
okay i'll think about it but if i do
go it'll only be for you i understand
could you order me another cure
so
can't wait to get it on the highway
let's wait for the break-in period show
your dinner tell my husband to stop it jerome man
what's your weight yes jerome what is it
your what happens you all right she left
what do you mean she left i mean
she almost took the dog with her
get in i'm warning you me
get in
what is it with you telling frank you wanted to
see me i thought we had an arrangement damn it
what arrangement is that dear frank is not to
know of my visits i'm only doing this for him
oh conley let's not start that again it's true all
right tell me about your experience with the nuke
it was disgusting filthy yes but did you enjoy it
i hate you i hate you and
everything you're doing to us
can't you see i'm just trying to save my marriage
good let it know why should frank be
the only one let it outly let it out
now let's talk about sanuk do
you feel it's working for you
oh look there's a spot i love it i love it
it's so cute well puppies are cute now this
is a porsche oh i know i know you told me uh
mr wait now don't touch anything until i get
a chance to explain things okay yeah your wife
just called i told her you was with a customer
thanks
now can we have our little chat i think
so
eric
eric eric i want to show you my new dress
eric
erick fasten your seat belts
it's going to be a pumpy night
what's the matter love cat hold your nut it tongue
scared me half to death betsy davis all about eve
effective barry oh damn it i hope i haven't
ruined your new dress no it'll be fine
do you like it it's simply to find my
tear you must loan it to me sometime
not a chance uh we going out with you dressed
like that won't take me but a moment to change
to what very funny you wouldn't happen to have
a dab of milk cleanser and toning lotion would
you love sure i'll go change you come over
when you're ready betty thank you so much
if you think those files are going to tell
you something you've got another thing coming
when i was a rookie my old watch
commander used to say that um
if you got nothing to go on then
make sure you look goddamn busy
exactly what i'm doing quite a philosopher yeah
what about that partial the b cops brought in
the woman's high heels size large uh
circumstantial besides i don't think a woman
could have physically committed these words maybe
a big woman not the kind of woman you messed with
what movie are we going to see
uh darling there's casablanca at the orpheum or
the sorrow in the pity at the cinema 6. you know
casablanca i could see that movie a
hundred times you have oh i have not
how's that moisturizer do you like it oh it's fine
you know nothing really works the water in this
town is so hot it's a pleasure to take a douche
eric i don't know when frank will be getting
home oh marvelous then let's go and see um
the sorrow in the pity or perhaps a surprise at
the illisae no i mean we're not talking again he
oh really
our romantic dinner at leicester fizzled oh dear
hello is that idea of the housing what
the hell are you doing here man come in um
what do you want is mrs wade in no
she's not there's no reason to shout
i'm just a simple girl trying to make
a living i only do fantasies part time
otherwise i work for regal loungewear
what yes your wife looks like a very
good prospect she's rich and beautiful
you're kidding what are you selling
lingerie
this is midnight madness fearing you very dirty
the egyptians knew that passion and smell
were controlled by the same part of the brain
they believed that perfumes and
centered oils were aphrodisiacs
all fragrances were created to excite and
arouse the opposite sex pray no man you see
yes that's uh very nice it's very fresh
it's fresh beautiful like the rose
don't let it break you otherwise you'll
have to learn to wear the bloodlines
very impractical but erotic a woman is so much
more desirable with a little mystery don't you
think it is there to tease and entice
and to conceal and color it so with it
black is my favorite
would you like to see good
i finally got your attention
you want me come and get me
i don't think you want me very
much maybe you can't show me
you like a trap
god it's getting cold out here
wasn't she fantastic yes he was
tell me something eric what was that movie
about who cares i never took my eyes off may
that's another thing too why does she always
stand like something like this you mean like
this love the old dude was 78 when she made that
film wow she had to hold a few things up you know
come on big boy why don't we get us a
little uh libation what's that as in booms
no i can't eric i really haven't been getting home
oh poop please stop being such an old fuddy duddy
what have i done
what am i done oh god gut
had nothing to do with this
where's your wallet
come on big splinter your wallet
you don't think i do this for free
and i'm not covered by blue cross
either it's another fantasy
now that you've seen the beast
you didn't like it did you
well a lesson is a lesson
no matter the subject study
hahahahaha
oh my god
frank
frank please stop they might still be here oh
the culprits who did this let's call the police
this wasn't done by burglars what do you mean
mysterio the appliances are silver nothing's
been touched damn franken another one of his
tantrums you're joking my god the man's a maniac
they should have locked him up a long
time ago come on love you certainly
can't be staying here tonight no i've got
to face him i can't run from this problem
well well if it isn't scott and zelda
where were you with eric i left word
you're drunk blow it out for god's
sake frank put yourself together
well if it isn't the pot calling the
kettle noir shut your trap but i i
really think you should go well all right
but if you need me i'm just down the corridor
i guess the reason you hang around with him
is he's no threat to your lily white body
care to tell me what happened tonight
no suit yourself
see how you like it look i'm sorry i don't know
what happened frank i mean italy i don't know
not another blackout
a nook was here what
i thought we had an arrangement what
happened i i don't know what's real anymore
i've lost control you didn't
hurt her did you you you didn't
god how could you you don't understand
she made me it was a game you know the
thing that really scares me is i loved it
i mean the whole time we were fighting i
was turned on and enjoying it you're sick
don't get sanctimonious with me who was
moaning and groaning here the other night huh
that's not true let's just
drop the whole thing please
oh sure and forget my house is in a shambles
frank i've never seen you like this before
i couldn't think straight she teased
and teased i didn't want that to happen
i only want you
i do love you
what did she do what did
she do to scare you so much
it was me
why did you call her
i didn't
don't be so nervous you're
my lawyer for god's sake
look couldn't we have met someone a little more
private like international arrivals at kennedy
you mean skulking frank how obvious don't
worry he thinks you're a ledge anyway
look are you gonna go through this divorce
or what i don't know things could be changing
in any case relax if i do you'll be well paid yeah
listen maybe we should meet somewhere a little
more private like uh my office or better
you have my apartment we'd be a lot more
comfortable there your apartment you know frank
was wrong about you you know the lawyer you're
a sex fiend don't knock it until you've tried
it how about it it's such a way with words too
relax lover boy let's take it one step at a time
okay we're going to powder my nose you greta
now you stay there and be a good boy and i'll
be right back i'm making out too good are you
counselor want another alexa so she
i never seen such a movie broad who cares
about the mouth i gotta admit the body was put
together by someone who is very close to god
you get this he pays a renegade nazi 46 style a
year to service his customers cars and he does it
himself boy is that weird you're new here my boy
that is a sign that all is right with the world
what do you mean haven't you noticed for christ's
sake he's a lot cooler no tantrums just like he
used to be up until about a year and a half ago
how long do you think it'll last i'd just say
just pray you're not within shouting
distance and the winds change
me
lee what the hell is going
on you've kept us waiting
sit down i
you listen to me go yourself he must learn
obedience but there is no obedience without fear
fear me now yeah that's good
very sensible fierce okay
it brings humility
respect
did you know that
what you gonna do now huh sit down
stop please don't hurt i'll uh i do whatever
you say now we're starting to make some progress
you're not such a dangerous animal at all to
prove your obedience get down your knees now okay
do it i'll do whatever you say
thanks for getting out of here
open up let me in let me in hey
sorry oh my god what was she doing here
did you call her huh tell me what happened
tell me what happened
she was here when i got home she
said she knows when we need her
jesus
look let's get out of here all right
yeah you don't come here anymore frank
why is it we used to i don't know
it's beautiful it's cold remember four years ago
tracy and edmund at least that's a
lot colder then are you cool yeah
well i know something that'll warm you up oh
yeah come on come on i'll race you to the cabin
run
something's wrong i keep flashing to the
other night when i saw you tied up crazy
waving that knife felt so useless
yeah i felt the same way i was so scared
that crazy bride
you know it's even more frightening because
i think she may be having some effect
oh i don't know
but i seem more in control spent all weekend
together we haven't tried to kill each other
he seems to be transferring my anger to
these fantasies and turning it back onto me
those sessions that are so
vulgar they're so humiliating
is that what you're saying you need to hurt me
no you don't think that i don't say anything
to get you into bed but if you're duke
just leave the cycle analyzing the foreman
oh great she's the one that got us into
this mess in the first place boldlike
probably has a thing with her
what are you talking about a
milk and foreman real cozy i bet
talk about paranoid delusions well here's
one a nook is one of her patients what
listen it makes sense right we know a nook's not
exactly normal i'll bet foreman is treating her
for what sadistic nymphomania laugh all
you want it would be just like the good
doctor to use one patient against another
for treatment but a nook is off a nut
exactly that's what makes it so scary
don't you see foreman's lost control
now as bizarre as it seems you may be right
you know foreman has been very
vague about this inuk's background
christ i'll bet it's something like that
i've got an appointment tomorrow with
foreman i'll find out what's going on
guy looks like a pin cushion classic
edifying mutilation just like the others
bought it thursday or friday probably
been in there the whole weekend
nice night
well well john mannion the company yuki
okay covered up and look i
don't want to press for 24 hours
nothing
i've been on this town bike all morning
and i haven't even made it across the room
thank god i haven't got a paper route
darling frank's been different
lately there's something strange
i don't even know what's going on anymore well
i hope you've had better luck finding out that
i have what's that's supposed to mean i
followed him sweetheart oh don't worry i
was in disguise and you can rest assured he
hasn't been seeing anyone else i don't care
how dare you you listen to me eric don't you ever
do that again i was really concerned about you
love well don't be i can handle frank well very
well but there's no need to get snippy about it
by the way in my sleuthing i saw the most amazing
creature the other night where in our building
extraordinary she was on our floor black leather
boots delicious oh no don't tell me you know her
yes the incredible inuk she almost killed me oh
my my dear what a way to go oh
marvelous she's great fun i can imagine
you uh wouldn't consider sending her up to see
me sometime would you eric just asking ducks
you've gone completely crazy come now don't
be like that love all i want is a number
you're serious well it might be an uplifting
experience then you and i could do a fantasy ah
as an educational study don't
you see i'll get her number
and i'll leave it for you i never want to see
you again lee calm down i was only kidding
no you weren't you want her you can have
her see how much you like it lee please
uh
hey frank come here larry just told a
joke listen to this an engineer's sense
of humor come on uh what do you get when
you cross a penis with a microprocessor
i don't you get a prick that knows everything hey
frank we were just talking about fast cars and
how they've ruled you guys seen kyber dick
tracy speak of the devil here he comes now
hi guys hey fearless fasting what you
drinking i'm doing the usual can i talk to you
uh are you thirsty george let's pull my stomach
when was the last time you guys saw john what
what's going on george something of the matter
yeah that's the matter he's dead
fished him out of a dumpster behind the tally's
pasta palace last night dead maybe two three days
what happened who did it we're still checking
out the usual thing we owed money to his wife
he'd been sleeping with and you guys have any
ideas wow he was a lawyer who'd want to kill him
frank can you talk to me you sit there drinking
in the dark not hard i know where my mouth is
why don't you go to bed oh is that a proposition
that chance smell like a distillery where were you
at my mother's i told you this morning
something's wrong frank what's the
matter did you see farming today
nothing's a matter okay something is
all right found john mannion dead last night
else does too so i met him nothing happened
that's not the point for christ's sake
i'm probably a suspect why because they all
know about my tantrums don't talk about that
it was a long time ago you're a lot better now
sure you're absolutely sure
thank you very much jones what
ah that was the lab on foreman same
email and we're looking for the same guy
so the ladies ranked about it what's the big deal
the big deal is that she was definitely done by
her illustrious perpetrator right and she was the
first lady all the rest of the victims were male
right and the lady was a psychiatrist and what do
psychiatrists have a lot of jones patience sickos
psychos jones cycles i want a complete rundown
on all her patients do you understand you got it
now here's
hello
hi george
well i was just on my way to work
i see oh you better come up there
who was that that was george kyber he was
in the lobbies on his way up what on earth
is he doing here at this hour just what i told
you oh frank don't be silly that can't be it
i'll tell him he'll understand
just don't tell him anything
don't say a word all right
this hi george okay
hi lee look i apologize for having to come by
so early that's all right just sit down george
so you hear about manny john no doctor harry
foreman we found about it yesterday foreman
i can't believe it yeah jesus it's getting so
you can't tell the players without a score card
lee can i get a coffee please yeah sure
you and lee were patients of dr foreman
well i was not lee well she was
seeing foreman in relation to my case
so what all us loonies are uh suspects right
come on you see a shrink you're a nutcase
a lunatic capable of anything right
look we both know why you're seeing her i can
tell you that probationary treatment you've
got with a lucky break so just be thankful
it's me sitting here asking questions that's
some junior great from downtown
all right sorry church well thanks love
can you remember when you last saw for me wait a
minute let's see it was a while ago don't you know
no why well her uh her appointment book it's
miss her we've been using her billing records
until the court gives us clearance to go into
her files so if you're in the neighborhood do
drop by i'll be in all day oh if by chance i'm
not here i'll just be in the gymnasium keeping
the old armor and fighting trim uh yes well uh
thank you anook i look forward to meeting you
soon you think i did it don't you you
think i blew my stack and lost control
no you do you you think i killed her
i didn't say that you think i blacked out or
something and killed her without knowing
it frank please let's call the police you
touch that phone i'll break your arm
you'd like to see me put away wouldn't you
just you and your pansy friend living out
your own little fairy tale just you and eric
and mommy's money is that it huh please calm down
scared no what are you gonna do take good care of
you
there you'll be safe now what are you gonna
do i'm gonna get a nook before she gets me
uh
knock knock avon calling
who is it joan crawford away come on lee
open up are you all right yeah yeah i was asleep
no hard feelings now i mean i did call her
but i was quite discreet you know me love
well i'll talk to you later
then try and get some restless
no
bought this shop hey that's it you know her
oh sure she comes in here all the time uh do
you know where i can find her maybe listen
to you what the hell it's been a slow day
she's a big sticker for receipts she
claims they're for income tax purposes
if the government never knew that she was writing
off dildo then service them right the way they
keep sticking to us a new crandall and a-s-s-s
that is for 22 prince street apartment 129.
thanks
we think it's a woman come on are you trying
to tell me a woman could commit these murders
well then he's a pretty funny fella
not only were the xy chromosomes
positive but mixed in with the tissue
we found makeup traces of face powder
i don't believe it's a woman
it's a woman it's a crazy one
well hello there i didn't think you'd come
i like your outfit dear would you
like to pump a little iron barley
oh god wherever did you get that such a beastie
hey what are you doing put that thing in darling
oh
come in oh my god you're early i'm
not nearly ready well come here
you're not dressed uh properly
where's your uh oh damn
no it's okay it's okay at least you're tall okay
what do you think
look i can hold this
i'm looking for another ambulance oh
uh nook's not here weren't you informed
nope we're supposed to be
all alone this first time
yeah uh not yet
oh
well let's get started okay
oh my bum
hello mister
did you bring the ice cream
okay you know i think there's been
a misunderstanding use the lollipop
come on you're not playing it right ah
look lady i don't know what's
going on this is a fantasy isn't it
wait a minute who are you oh my god an imposter no
you get out of here it's gone no i didn't
get out of there all right you get out of
thank here
a nuke vanderlin's apartment yeah
uh yeah it is thanks oh there you
are did you bring the ice cream oh
i couldn't find her try later
frank we have to talk
you have no right to endanger me
you say you didn't do it okay i believe you the
police will too i just need more time i don't know
i do know i'm not gonna wait around for her to
come over and kill us i'm calling the police
hello this is mrs lee wait
that's the lady we've established that the first
murder happened two weeks after she moved here
from california we know that she hung out at
barrington's in the market district where two
of the victims were last seen and we know that
she saw a foreign just before fulman was killed
what's the connection to the shrink we're not
sure if she was a patient uh probably unofficially
because there's nothing on record but we have had
a look at her past and it's pretty damn bizarre
any lead yeah we have a good authority
that she's out there somewhere
i don't care how you do it just find her look
approach her with a lot of caution okay guys
look the gap between the murder
is getting closer and closer
she's running on a very short fuse so
be careful now get out to hit the street
i was right to call the police they're out looking
for her now at least now i'll get some protection
when you put that drink away you're
always drinking why don't you just
answer the door i'm sure cops
have seen a man drink before
hello
make no mistake about it take your clothes off
frank stop her please quiet i'm warning you get
out of here or i'll kill you big talking
the cops are on their way over here if you
leave now you have a chance perhaps this
time the treatment will be more difficult
you're hurting me
hate this fantasy
you're crazy
you've killed him you didn't kill him
you did what are you talking about you killed
him you killed him just like all the rest
who'd believe otherwise i don't have anything
to do with this i'll tell them everything
you won't tell anything to anyone please please
it came every time you call it i did everything
just right as you asked the therapy was
working right you were happy and for dead
the tried to control me both she and poor
little lee they were almost too strong for me
but i had your help oh i you let me out
she tried her filthy evil ways on me
she wanted me they all did even eric
poor for eric i gave him your number
he called didn't he yes they all wanted
lee even her miserable father to hurt her
for sex you know all about that wouldn't you
but no more please i'm protecting her now
how perfect the crime no please
they know the police know
they know my husband is a violent and dangerous
man and that you are a psychopathic killer
how terrible you had to destroy each
other you you coward you're a child spoiled
little boy with your temper tantrums
you call yourself a man you worthless inft clown
film it building i'm not working
kill me kill me go get an ambulance sit down
short
you want to tell me about it
did you wait yes your sweetest new sources
this is your luggage yes oh just a moment
my wife will be back shortly but of course
just string me when you're ready thank you
well my darling how patient you are
don't i get a kiss
what are you doing in fact i'm on my honeymoon
where is she oh she'll be here shortly
she just stopped into the gift shop
it's been a long time what is it uh two years
yeah thanks how are you are you still uh i mean
with the fantasies yes but for a very
selected clientele and he's a very lucky man
emily has there been any change no diagnosis
is still disassociated schizophrenia her alter
ego's completely taken over they could never
reach her i feel so sorry i feel irresponsible
maybe four men and i hadn't you know it's
not your fault it would have happened anyway
i feel guiltier than anyone there was something
anything i could have done to help her you've
done everything you could frank yeah well believe
me i'll live with that for the rest of my life
what's life it does go on we try to make it better
so you have another chance right wait
take it good luck thank you you too
don't be angry i just couldn't
resist they had such darling things
what me angry? you know me mr cool oh yeah well
not me. who's that stranger kissing you just now?
what stranger? this is paris
it's a very friendly town