The Scroll of Wing Chun White Crane (2014) - full transcript
The grandpa of Fan and Xing, who live in Taiwan, obtains a scroll of "White Crane Kungfu 108 Manual" from his hometown Wingchun Village. They are curious to its history and need to return to the national treasure. Their grandpa entrusts the scroll with them and suggests her to attend upcoming Annual Wingchun White Crane Kungfu Festival. A group of gangsters sent by an antique merchant followed Fan all the way and try to snatch the scroll. Fan's boyfriend Young , is also a successor of White Crane Kungfu master, he join them to protect the scroll. Now, they have to face stronger hatchet men who may attack them and steal the scroll. In order to protect it and fulfill their grandpa's wish, they have to fight back......
Hey, Young. I'm back
Oh, why didn't you tell me
Where are you now?
It's alright, the council has arranged
a hotel room for me
Besides, Wing Chun is my hometown
it's not like I don't know
my way around
Oh right
I am going to meet up
with Jerry now
Jerry
He's back too
Yup
He came back to attend the
festival with me
I guess he wanted
to give you a surprise
That twerp, always up to something
Forget about it
who knows what chaos he might bring
what's going on
I agree! Well then
I'll see you tonight
OK
Call me if you need anything
I'm here anytime
Talk to you in person, bye
Rose, Rose,
you are so sweet and charming
Rose, Rose,
you are so garish and beautiful
Spring and summer
are full on the branches
Rose, Rose, I love you
Hey
How could you let a hot guy
like me wait so long
Can you even forgive yourself
You called me while
I was getting off the plane
I had to get my luggage
first then come here
Sure
I haven't even seen Young
or my sister yet
you're the first
That's not enough for a friend
Sure
Sure am thirsty
Here
Ah, my favorite
"Brother," right
That's what bros are for
So Young knows you are back too
We just hung up
I told him that you're back too
Come on! You broke my cover
What cover
This isn't our first time
attending the festival
This year grandfather
asked me to return the Wing Chun
scroll to the council
It belonged to Fang Qi Niang
Fang Qi Niang
The creator of the
Wing Chun White Crane system
Yes
This scroll is at least 400 years old
Priceless
Your grandpa hasn't come back
from Taiwan for so long
how is he doing
He's doing well
still training White Crane fist
every morning at the park
You've been in Hong Kong
for a while yourself
Don't mention it, Hong Kong's busy
Premium rush delivery
is a fortune these days
I had to cut a few strings to get back
So your sister knows
you're here as well
Yes, I had called her
Ah, come on
I'm supposed to surprise her
Her phone is off.
Probably teaching her class
I'll call again later
Wow, the four of us should have
a great time together
Catch it
Go go go
Hey what's going on
Give her to me up
Picking on girls, eh
Let's get out of here
You all right
I you
Get out of the way
But
Ah
It hurts
Be careful! Slowly
I guess you're not
just a White Crane artist
you're quite the runner
You'd be good for business
What
Premium rush delivery
I was calling for help
really
You'd be good for business as well
what business
Cleaning
that works
Quickly, everyone. Let's go
Careful, careful, careful!
Don't climb up from there
Hey, Fan
What are you doing
I am in class, and you
I just arrived to Wing Chun
Oh you're back already
Why don't you get some rest first
and I'll come find you
later tonight
It's fine
the council
already booked me a room
Oh! So you're not staying at home
There's something I need to do
Might take a couple days
I'll tell you about it later
Oh
So Young knows you're back too
He knows, I already called him
Oh I see.
So you call him before me, eh
I called. Your phone was off
Oh! I was in class
it's almost over
It's okay, we can talk another time
Okay, then I'll see you tonight
Alright, Fan. Bye bye
Alright bye
Young
Young
Look at the time
Didn't you say you were meeting
with Bozzy today
We should be going
Yes
OK OK OK
Hurry Up
Alright
Go
Go
Come on
Wow, they're great
Come on
They're over here
Yea! Whoohoo
Hey, Bozzy
Hey, Young
It's on you now
Come on
OK
Here, hold this
Watch me now
Alright
One more one more
Wow
Nice! One MORE
Dad, look! Cool
This guy's not bad,
yeah
Oh wow, very nice
Fan
Fan? Hey, Fan? Fan
Let's go, let's get out of here
Fan
What took you so long
Hey, do you have a card
What card
Credit card
How could someone with good credit
not have a credit card
Take it out
One card coming up, whatever you want
Even enough to buy a house
Ah
no problem
WHOA! What did you do
Give me back the card
Hey, Boss.
The stuff you told me to do
I finally found a team
of parkour experts
Yeah, they're fast,
faster Liu Xiang by 3 seconds
Their flips, the Monkey King would
surrender to them
Once they see it,
the scroll, it's over
Jumping through windows,
across rooftops
Over bridges, crossing lakes and ponds
Swish, swash, and up the mountain
Running here running there!
You take mine I take yours
Haha, the hero!! Great and incredible
So did you get it
Of course
Give it here
Here here here here,
that person stole it back
Boss, actually I
Well, let me put it this way
I've tried everything,
and I, spent a lot of money
Pretty much all my royalties
And in the end we failed,
so I'm thinking
Well I bumped into janitor Bob
And he's got three guys
Says they don't even take money,
just two hundred bucks each
They say they're willing to get it
Just like that, wow, GREAT!
Everything solved
Windows smashed, glass shattered,
ground's cracking
Walls carved, beaten to a pulp
Beaten to a pulp
I'm going to brush my teeth
That's it that's it
that's it that's it
I'm done for.
I'm literally done for this time
My gold VIP card,
you maxed out the damn card
I thought you have no limits
I... I...
Ah he's here
Miss me
Okay
Me too
Come on, just kiss already
You jerk! You jerk
Alright, get in the car first
Wing Chun White Crane eh
Your stomach getting bigger
Your chin getting longer
Get off
One, two, three, four
Hey are you two done yet
Hurry up and get in the car
Sure thing. Get the luggage hey
Fan
Yes
Did you lose weight again
Have I
No I haven't
How can she not lose weight
She's been fighting
ever since we got here
You know you really
don't have to speak
Fighting? Who have you been fighting
You still don't know
When I arrived to Wing Chun
a group of strangers tried
to steal the scroll
And at night they came again
Shut up
Fan, why didn't you tell me
Is everything alright
Everything's fine, don't listen to him
Don't I look ok
She knows Kung Fu, of course she's ok
And you have the guts to speak
What were you doing
while she was fighting
What do you want
This car is mine
I was calling for help
Otherwise how would anyon
know she's in trouble
I give up
You're welcome. What are men for
Oh
What's so important about that scroll
It already attracted these thugs
he 108 Posture Wing Chun
White Crane Scroll
from the Qing Dynasty
Grandpa wants me to give it
to the council for the festival
Unfortunately,
the festival has not begin
And people are coming for it
Do you know who these people are
How about calling the police
No need, there's only three more days
All we have to do
is protect the scroll
Alright, then let me join you guys
We can all take on a little challenge
Sounds good
You, me, Fan and "Piggy" Xing
The four of us as one will be like
like the Scroll Security Squad
Sounds good
Hey look, there's
Xing "Piggy" Xing
Xing, hop in
Here we go
You're really living up to
"Piggy" today aren't you
Look at the frown,
like you ate a dead rat
It was you wasn't it
Holding everyone up
Making me wait out here so long
And which eye was
watching me do all this
Both eyes
You mean those two crossed eyes
Alright guys stop fighting
Come on, you know them
Happens every time they meet
Who's fighting whom?
He can't beat me anyway
I can't beat you
Hey Xing, did you know
That if your hand is
bigger than your face
you have mental problems
Well she doesn't have any problems
Dinner time
Wow
"Piggy" Xing you can cook
A table full of dishes!
Are you a magician
Home cooked meals... Peace of cake
I was wrong two years ago
Who ever marries you
must be the happiest man
That's a fact
Let me try first
Stop! Not until everyone's seated
Fan! Young
"Piggy" Xing made some
delicious dishes! Hurry up
Who are you calling "Piggy?"
You are Piggy
Who's Piggy
You
In which way do I look like a Piggy
Every way
In which way do I look like a Piggy
Every way
Every way I look like Piggy
Every way
Fan
Alright
Can you guys stop flight for a second
Jerry always picks on me
Let's eat, let's eat
Wow
Careful it's hot
Fan, the soup that I made is delicious
Let me get you a bowl
Good
Young! Give me your bowl
Okay
Let me get you some as well
Thank you
Young! Here you go
And me
Get it yourself
So,
giving me some special treatment eh
Idiot!
Don't you know how to use a spoon
Here, this way is much easier
Come on eat more
Thank you, Young
Fan, eat some beans
Awesome
What are you doing
How are things with you and Young
They are the way they are
Come on tell me,
you've been together so long
When are you getting married
I'm anxious
What are you anxious for
Look, Young is good-looking
trains kung fu,
and he takes care of you
If you don't take advantage now,
he's gonna run
Alright,
well think about your own issues
Me? Am I not doing great
So beautiful, and afraid
of not being able to get married
All talk, you have never liked any boy
well
Yes
There's this pudgy kid in my class.
Very round and plumpy
So cute, you can roll him around
I like him a lot, you know
I'm talking about a real relationship
For that record, zero.
Hey, if there was I'd tell you first
Fan, I heard your return for this trip
you carried a scroll along the way
Grandpa told me this scroll is from
a Master during the Qing Dynasty
Fang Qi Niang's handwritten
"Wing Chun White Crane Fist"
108 postures of the system drawn
It was then taken
to the imperial palace
during times of endless war
It eventually ended up
in Grandpa's hands
he and a few professional weavers
spent two years time rebuilding
This is the final step
to the scroll's rightful place
Wow, never thought this scroll
told such a long story
Yeah, this is to be
returned to Wing Chun village
It is grandfather's wish
proof of the
White Crane system's history
I understand, it's priceless
No wonder there's
so many people after it
But even now
I still don't know who these guys are
Do you think perhaps it's
someone into antiques
or a collector of some sort
Doesn't matter, we must protect it
here, let's take a look
Alright
Wow
Hey, there's a picture
Do you recognize the girl
To stick it with the scroll must be
some connection there
Grandpa said when he was young
he came to Wing Chun
His heart belonged to a girl
with the surname Jen
Grandfather eventually left for Taiwan
and they lost contact
He tried to find her,
but none of his letters returned
Was she grandpa's first love
Must be a big deal to him
reminds you of
a romantic tragedy cliche
Don't joke,
I don't think it's chance
that we return the scroll
to the same place his first love
was discovered
Alright I'll look at it as real love
Not look, it really is
How about we help grandpa search
Who knows,
we actually might end up finding her
We have to do this for Grandpa
Alright
OK
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
Hey listen, what's out there
Sounds like pigs screaming,
what is that
Let's go check it out
Go
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you I love you I love you
Jerry
I love you Baby
Jerry
I love you I love you I love you
Jerry can you keep it down
It's a ruckus, Jerry
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you I love you I love you
and… go
and go
Mean Mean Mean Mean
Alright once more
and one, relax relax
One, two, ha! Right, now faster
And touch, one, two, three
Ah
Got you this time
Not bad
What's going on? Why so early
Worrying old hag
Who's a hag
You're a hag
Go again
Can't sleep in peace
Again again
Hit him! Aw come on
Let me do it
You have mental issues
You have medication
What goes around comes around
Hurry hurry, it's right in here
Everyone hurry up and find it
Who are you people
What are those two up?
They really fighting
Training I suppose
Training
Yeah
Two people can make that much noise
Aren't they always violent
Training is just like
a real fight to them
Fry it nicely
If you don't you're finishing
that dish
I'll finish it even if I fry it nice
Hey, it looks like
they really are fighting
Nah, you're just imagining things
I found it! I found it
Catch it
Let's get out of here
Hey
don't chase them
Hurry let's go
Hurry
People should be gone
Give it here
Well, Boss
Give it
Let me hold it a bit, alright
Just give it already
A little longer
Give it
Let me hold
Hand it over
Finally found
Finally in our possession
Ah
Why didn't you use a real rat
Can't, I'm afraid of rats
Use a snake
Even more scared of those
So, what happened to the real scroll
Don't worry, I kept it in a safe place
Alright
Is the power out
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
happy birthday to
Ah
you
Rose, Rose,
you are so sweet and charming
Rose, Rose,
you are so garish and beautiful
Spring and summer are full
on the branches
Rose, Rose, I love you
Who's there
Didn't I tell
you're too slow
I'm going to bed, see you tomorrow
Too slow
Good lord! What happened to you
Who were you fighting with
Young? Young
I don't know either
It felt like I was fighting
But I don't remember fighting
Drank so much
Hey, Fan
Maybe I was fighting another girl
Hey hey hey
My mistake my mistake
Well, did you find it yet
Don't worry
We can definitely resolve
this situation
So why aren't reporting to me
Alright
This Japanese fighter
He's strong
Strongest of all Southeast Asia
Furthermore
his kicks are fast
Hello
Hello
No-underwear! Hey,
No-underwear's on the phone
No-underwear
See
all settled and done
What can I say
The strongest of all Southeast Asia
His strikes are powerful
Fei
Kicks with lightening speed
of all of Southeast Asia
Fei
He
Come here
What is it? Say it
Come here,
I have something to tell you
Oh
Fei
How do I teach you guys, huh
Open your inner light,
don't hide yourself
Speak out,
let our boss hear your inner voice
Fei, the Japanese warrior you found
was found beaten to a pulp
he's in the hospital
Fei
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
Why don't you stop wearing underwear
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
Hey hey hey
Why do we have to come here
The sun just came up,
aren't you guys tired
Didn't I tell you already
My sister and I have to fulfill
our grandpa's wish
What wish? What about the mission
And the scroll? Who is to protect it
I already kept it hidden
If you're not happy, then just go back
Ok, I'll go back
Hey, don't argue with women
The woman is always right
Xing, you sure it's this place
Let's go
Let's go
Hey hey hey
Come on
How did you upset her this morning
She didn't seem very happy
I might have said some stuff
Possibly angered her
A man must admit to his wrongs
Girls like the "straight-forward"
approach
Not the same
We've been together
for almost seven years
Yeah, already seven years
Do you know within these seven years
How many girls I've been with
This kinda stuff you
gotta learn from me
Let's go, wait up
Ah
What's wrong? You ok
I think my, I
Hum
Learn from you, right
The most important thing is patience
if once isn't good enough, then twice
Twice is not good enough
Alright already
Can we go now
It's hot out
Real hot
That
hey
So are we're gonna move
over the bridge and turn
that way
Or perhaps
we go that way
Oh
Hey fan
I was wrong, I'm sorry
I know you weren't with a girl
last night
The person was on the floor,
down to the knees
What did you say
See, I say what happened
and you get even more angry
Alright, I'm just joking
I'm joking
Joe and king
Don't laugh
Hey hey hey hey
Can't laugh now
I already see it
You know I think you'd hide
the smile better with a mustache
You jerk
Let's go
Look at those two,
they'll never grow up
Look! Dong Li Chun is here
We made it
Yes, it's right here
We're finally here
Hey kids, over here
Come here come here,
hurry, over here
Wait, don't run
Hey, guys, how about some juice
Look, I have some sweet beverages here
Come on over here
Who can get here first
Alright, alright, wait
wait wait wait
Quiet down, kids
You first have to answer me
one question
Do any of you know
an old lady named Jen
I know! I know
You know her
Yeah, my last name is Jen
My grandmother is at home right now
I'll take you there
Good, here have one of these
one each
Let's go
Thank you, mister! Thanks, mister
Let's go, hurry up. Thanks, guys
Granny, Granny there are people here
to see you
Granny, Granny.
Those people are looking for you
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
What did you say
My hearing is weak
Her hearing might be a problem
Granny, are you Ms. Jen
Yes my surname is Jen
Jen Wei
Ms. Jen
Jen Wei
Who's Jen Wei
Is this you in the photo
Oh Wei! Gorbon
We all grew up together
Wei had a very hard life
She lost her parents very young
Many of our villagers
helped out raising her
She was also
the village's prettiest girl
All the young men had a crush on her
But Wei only liked Gorbon
A shame what time can do
Just when this couple
had fallen in love
That Gorbon left the village
And had never returned since
A broken heart
Wei just waited a lifetime for him
She never married anyone
Well would you happen to know
Where does old lady Jen live
She lives on top
of the mountain all alone now
You guys can follow this route
Keep going up and then
you will see a small house there
Thank you granny
Thank you granny，bye
Thank you granny
We should be almost there
Let's go
Stop pulling me
Hurry up
It's getting dark, hurry up
Should be right there
There's an old lady, could it be her
Excuse me
are Ms. Jen
Who is it
We're Gorbon Chen's granddaughters
How is your grandfather
He's doing well
He's currently in Taiwan
I'll give him a call right now
Ok
Hi, Grandpa
We found Ms. Jen Wei
The one you always mention
Ms. Jen
Wait a second,
I'll let her speak to you
Here, Ms. Jen
Gorbon
Gorbon
Gorbon
Jen Wei
How are you
I
I
I'm fine
I'm fine
Just old
We're older
These years
I've had people try
look for your whereabouts
But none could find you
I didn't think
I didn't think
Our differences
Would separate us for so many decades
I knew you would come find me
So I always waited
Finally, today is that day
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
I made you wait a lifetime
Don't apologize
I never blamed you
I would never blame you
Even though I waited a lifetime
And we couldn't grow old together
But
We never stopped
We never forgot each other completely
I understand now
When you wait for someone
Even if it requires a lifetime
Spending it alone
Is still a lifetime nonetheless
Which is why I chose to wait
Because
Only the ones
who cherish what they have
are thankful for an eternity
Do you know
Sometimes
When you wait for someone
It is also a feeling of romance
Some say
Meeting the right person
at the right time
is a chance of luck
But just like any other encounter,
it was not wasted
for the enjoyment of that very moment
represents true happiness
and even though our time
together was short
we have never wronged each other
that is most important
that is my life
my most beautiful
memory
Gorbon
Using a lifetime to wait for you
I willfully accepted
And without regret
if
I had to choose once more
I would still make the same choice
without hesitation
Jen Wei
My
My
My
My next lifetime
will forever be by your side
Jen Wei
Meeting the right person
at the right time
Is a chance of luck
But just like any other encounter,
it was not wasted
for the enjoyment of that very moment
represents true happiness
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
Are you sick
Then give me the medicine
Here it is, eat up
Do you have water
You'll choke to death
It's good stuff
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
Smells good
Fan, look at him
Alright alright, this is not suit as a
gift for a girl
You're supposed to give her a ring
ONLY YOU
the coolest, a martial artist,
and never the alone-est
I'm in love with you
THE ONE AND ONLY YOU
fly
Boss, it's over
What's done is past,
and let's just forget the past
I thought of a new method
ABC
Let's hear it
Never forget to
Dad, class is over
Well look at you, all chunky and fat
You're a lot of fun
Who is this? So fat
How much you eat a day
Oh yo yo yo
Who the hell are you?
Come here, honey.
This is my mom
Oh, mommy
Afternoon
Bullying my kid eh
Don't be shy
Isn't he cute
You're really cut too
Fan
You seem to have a problem
with your technique
Do I
Wing Chun White Crane's power
is generated from the ground up
Here, let me show you
From the feet, to the knees,
to the hip, to the neck
To the elbow, and to the wrist
The fist has three angles
One two three
The palm has three edges
One two three
The hand is a shape shifter
It can be a snake, or a crane
With the agility of a cat
Attack me, Attack the attack
Finger strike
Drop the horse to shatter his bridge
Are you alright
I'm fine
Here, let's try again
The blocking connects to attack
Oh, wait a sec
Hello
Yeah, it's me
You mean WHAT happened to Bozzy
He broke his leg
OK. I'll be right there
Bozzy's hurt. I have to get over there
Hey
you want me to come with you
No it's ok, I'm just gonna head
over the hospital
Oh right, tonight at 8
Wait for me at the Dragon Cloud Bridge
See you soon
OK
That kid before was really cute
He's so fat. What's his name
Little Chubby
Little Chubby
Hey let me ask you something
If Little Chubby fell off
a 10-story building
Why wouldn't he die
Because he's too fat
Wrong
I dunno, there's a shed underneath him
Wrong
There's a swimming pool
Wrong
Then what is it
Because I raised a flying bird
named Little Chubby
HAHAHAHA
That's not even funny
Alright let me ask you something
What do you call jiang (ginger)
chopped into four pieces
Jiang (ginger)
Wrong
Well it sure doesn't
change into garlic
And definitely not onion
Idiot
What
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang
That's not funny either
Hey
what are you doing
Let go of me
AHHHH
Hurry! Shut it
Let's go, drive drive drive
Go Go Go
Let me go
Hold it
Let me go
Stop
Watch out! Pull over
Where'd you learn to ride
Let go of me! Who are you people
Shut up
What do you want with me?
Help
Shut up! Stop screaming
Stop the car
Stop the car
I said stop the car
Be quiet
Why did we stop
No gas
Let's get out
Hurry hurry
Jerry
Jerry
Wake up! What's wrong
Mouth to mouth
I need mouth to mouth
Jerry
You're my hero
What
Thank you for saving me today
No need to thank me
With words at least
Aw, the power's out
It's already been 45 minutes past
Unacceptable
Hello
Hey, where are you
At the head of the bridge
Still on the bridge? You're so dumb
I called and you never picked up
Well I was busy
I already waited for you 45 minutes
That's not too long
You know the Monkey King
waited ten thousand years
I don't want to hear your nonsense
You're ridiculous
Don't be mad,
I'm not trying to hurt you
Don't be mad
Do you know what tonight is
Our seven year anniversary
You still remember
I'm here. Get going
Not yet
I wanna stay with you
Come on, the parents are over there
They're looking
Stop
What are you afraid of
Old hubby and wifey and you still shy
Hey ok already
Hurry up, get outta here
Hey, don't get wet out here
Hey I'm alright, you use it
No no no look at you, you're all wet
I'll be fine
Why don't you listen to me
I'll be fine
I
What? Who was that
Can you have a little respect
Don't you see
we're making romance happen
What's wrong with you
Looking for trouble? Who
Fan,
Bozzy is having his surgery done today
He doesn't have enough money,
I'm gonna go help him out
You head home first, alright
Get her
What do you want
Are you after the scroll too
They say you're the good
I intend to prove them wrong
I don't want to fight you
Come on
Have you had enough
I don't want to fight you
Come on
Come on
You lose
What was that
Wing Chun White Crane fist
One, two, three, four. Good. Again
Five, six. Good. Again
Oh, why didn't you tell me
Where are you now?
It's alright, the council has arranged
a hotel room for me
Besides, Wing Chun is my hometown
it's not like I don't know
my way around
Oh right
I am going to meet up
with Jerry now
Jerry
He's back too
Yup
He came back to attend the
festival with me
I guess he wanted
to give you a surprise
That twerp, always up to something
Forget about it
who knows what chaos he might bring
what's going on
I agree! Well then
I'll see you tonight
OK
Call me if you need anything
I'm here anytime
Talk to you in person, bye
Rose, Rose,
you are so sweet and charming
Rose, Rose,
you are so garish and beautiful
Spring and summer
are full on the branches
Rose, Rose, I love you
Hey
How could you let a hot guy
like me wait so long
Can you even forgive yourself
You called me while
I was getting off the plane
I had to get my luggage
first then come here
Sure
I haven't even seen Young
or my sister yet
you're the first
That's not enough for a friend
Sure
Sure am thirsty
Here
Ah, my favorite
"Brother," right
That's what bros are for
So Young knows you are back too
We just hung up
I told him that you're back too
Come on! You broke my cover
What cover
This isn't our first time
attending the festival
This year grandfather
asked me to return the Wing Chun
scroll to the council
It belonged to Fang Qi Niang
Fang Qi Niang
The creator of the
Wing Chun White Crane system
Yes
This scroll is at least 400 years old
Priceless
Your grandpa hasn't come back
from Taiwan for so long
how is he doing
He's doing well
still training White Crane fist
every morning at the park
You've been in Hong Kong
for a while yourself
Don't mention it, Hong Kong's busy
Premium rush delivery
is a fortune these days
I had to cut a few strings to get back
So your sister knows
you're here as well
Yes, I had called her
Ah, come on
I'm supposed to surprise her
Her phone is off.
Probably teaching her class
I'll call again later
Wow, the four of us should have
a great time together
Catch it
Go go go
Hey what's going on
Give her to me up
Picking on girls, eh
Let's get out of here
You all right
I you
Get out of the way
But
Ah
It hurts
Be careful! Slowly
I guess you're not
just a White Crane artist
you're quite the runner
You'd be good for business
What
Premium rush delivery
I was calling for help
really
You'd be good for business as well
what business
Cleaning
that works
Quickly, everyone. Let's go
Careful, careful, careful!
Don't climb up from there
Hey, Fan
What are you doing
I am in class, and you
I just arrived to Wing Chun
Oh you're back already
Why don't you get some rest first
and I'll come find you
later tonight
It's fine
the council
already booked me a room
Oh! So you're not staying at home
There's something I need to do
Might take a couple days
I'll tell you about it later
Oh
So Young knows you're back too
He knows, I already called him
Oh I see.
So you call him before me, eh
I called. Your phone was off
Oh! I was in class
it's almost over
It's okay, we can talk another time
Okay, then I'll see you tonight
Alright, Fan. Bye bye
Alright bye
Young
Young
Look at the time
Didn't you say you were meeting
with Bozzy today
We should be going
Yes
OK OK OK
Hurry Up
Alright
Go
Go
Come on
Wow, they're great
Come on
They're over here
Yea! Whoohoo
Hey, Bozzy
Hey, Young
It's on you now
Come on
OK
Here, hold this
Watch me now
Alright
One more one more
Wow
Nice! One MORE
Dad, look! Cool
This guy's not bad,
yeah
Oh wow, very nice
Fan
Fan? Hey, Fan? Fan
Let's go, let's get out of here
Fan
What took you so long
Hey, do you have a card
What card
Credit card
How could someone with good credit
not have a credit card
Take it out
One card coming up, whatever you want
Even enough to buy a house
Ah
no problem
WHOA! What did you do
Give me back the card
Hey, Boss.
The stuff you told me to do
I finally found a team
of parkour experts
Yeah, they're fast,
faster Liu Xiang by 3 seconds
Their flips, the Monkey King would
surrender to them
Once they see it,
the scroll, it's over
Jumping through windows,
across rooftops
Over bridges, crossing lakes and ponds
Swish, swash, and up the mountain
Running here running there!
You take mine I take yours
Haha, the hero!! Great and incredible
So did you get it
Of course
Give it here
Here here here here,
that person stole it back
Boss, actually I
Well, let me put it this way
I've tried everything,
and I, spent a lot of money
Pretty much all my royalties
And in the end we failed,
so I'm thinking
Well I bumped into janitor Bob
And he's got three guys
Says they don't even take money,
just two hundred bucks each
They say they're willing to get it
Just like that, wow, GREAT!
Everything solved
Windows smashed, glass shattered,
ground's cracking
Walls carved, beaten to a pulp
Beaten to a pulp
I'm going to brush my teeth
That's it that's it
that's it that's it
I'm done for.
I'm literally done for this time
My gold VIP card,
you maxed out the damn card
I thought you have no limits
I... I...
Ah he's here
Miss me
Okay
Me too
Come on, just kiss already
You jerk! You jerk
Alright, get in the car first
Wing Chun White Crane eh
Your stomach getting bigger
Your chin getting longer
Get off
One, two, three, four
Hey are you two done yet
Hurry up and get in the car
Sure thing. Get the luggage hey
Fan
Yes
Did you lose weight again
Have I
No I haven't
How can she not lose weight
She's been fighting
ever since we got here
You know you really
don't have to speak
Fighting? Who have you been fighting
You still don't know
When I arrived to Wing Chun
a group of strangers tried
to steal the scroll
And at night they came again
Shut up
Fan, why didn't you tell me
Is everything alright
Everything's fine, don't listen to him
Don't I look ok
She knows Kung Fu, of course she's ok
And you have the guts to speak
What were you doing
while she was fighting
What do you want
This car is mine
I was calling for help
Otherwise how would anyon
know she's in trouble
I give up
You're welcome. What are men for
Oh
What's so important about that scroll
It already attracted these thugs
he 108 Posture Wing Chun
White Crane Scroll
from the Qing Dynasty
Grandpa wants me to give it
to the council for the festival
Unfortunately,
the festival has not begin
And people are coming for it
Do you know who these people are
How about calling the police
No need, there's only three more days
All we have to do
is protect the scroll
Alright, then let me join you guys
We can all take on a little challenge
Sounds good
You, me, Fan and "Piggy" Xing
The four of us as one will be like
like the Scroll Security Squad
Sounds good
Hey look, there's
Xing "Piggy" Xing
Xing, hop in
Here we go
You're really living up to
"Piggy" today aren't you
Look at the frown,
like you ate a dead rat
It was you wasn't it
Holding everyone up
Making me wait out here so long
And which eye was
watching me do all this
Both eyes
You mean those two crossed eyes
Alright guys stop fighting
Come on, you know them
Happens every time they meet
Who's fighting whom?
He can't beat me anyway
I can't beat you
Hey Xing, did you know
That if your hand is
bigger than your face
you have mental problems
Well she doesn't have any problems
Dinner time
Wow
"Piggy" Xing you can cook
A table full of dishes!
Are you a magician
Home cooked meals... Peace of cake
I was wrong two years ago
Who ever marries you
must be the happiest man
That's a fact
Let me try first
Stop! Not until everyone's seated
Fan! Young
"Piggy" Xing made some
delicious dishes! Hurry up
Who are you calling "Piggy?"
You are Piggy
Who's Piggy
You
In which way do I look like a Piggy
Every way
In which way do I look like a Piggy
Every way
Every way I look like Piggy
Every way
Fan
Alright
Can you guys stop flight for a second
Jerry always picks on me
Let's eat, let's eat
Wow
Careful it's hot
Fan, the soup that I made is delicious
Let me get you a bowl
Good
Young! Give me your bowl
Okay
Let me get you some as well
Thank you
Young! Here you go
And me
Get it yourself
So,
giving me some special treatment eh
Idiot!
Don't you know how to use a spoon
Here, this way is much easier
Come on eat more
Thank you, Young
Fan, eat some beans
Awesome
What are you doing
How are things with you and Young
They are the way they are
Come on tell me,
you've been together so long
When are you getting married
I'm anxious
What are you anxious for
Look, Young is good-looking
trains kung fu,
and he takes care of you
If you don't take advantage now,
he's gonna run
Alright,
well think about your own issues
Me? Am I not doing great
So beautiful, and afraid
of not being able to get married
All talk, you have never liked any boy
well
Yes
There's this pudgy kid in my class.
Very round and plumpy
So cute, you can roll him around
I like him a lot, you know
I'm talking about a real relationship
For that record, zero.
Hey, if there was I'd tell you first
Fan, I heard your return for this trip
you carried a scroll along the way
Grandpa told me this scroll is from
a Master during the Qing Dynasty
Fang Qi Niang's handwritten
"Wing Chun White Crane Fist"
108 postures of the system drawn
It was then taken
to the imperial palace
during times of endless war
It eventually ended up
in Grandpa's hands
he and a few professional weavers
spent two years time rebuilding
This is the final step
to the scroll's rightful place
Wow, never thought this scroll
told such a long story
Yeah, this is to be
returned to Wing Chun village
It is grandfather's wish
proof of the
White Crane system's history
I understand, it's priceless
No wonder there's
so many people after it
But even now
I still don't know who these guys are
Do you think perhaps it's
someone into antiques
or a collector of some sort
Doesn't matter, we must protect it
here, let's take a look
Alright
Wow
Hey, there's a picture
Do you recognize the girl
To stick it with the scroll must be
some connection there
Grandpa said when he was young
he came to Wing Chun
His heart belonged to a girl
with the surname Jen
Grandfather eventually left for Taiwan
and they lost contact
He tried to find her,
but none of his letters returned
Was she grandpa's first love
Must be a big deal to him
reminds you of
a romantic tragedy cliche
Don't joke,
I don't think it's chance
that we return the scroll
to the same place his first love
was discovered
Alright I'll look at it as real love
Not look, it really is
How about we help grandpa search
Who knows,
we actually might end up finding her
We have to do this for Grandpa
Alright
OK
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
Hey listen, what's out there
Sounds like pigs screaming,
what is that
Let's go check it out
Go
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you I love you I love you
Jerry
I love you Baby
Jerry
I love you I love you I love you
Jerry can you keep it down
It's a ruckus, Jerry
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you Baby
I love you I love you I love you
and… go
and go
Mean Mean Mean Mean
Alright once more
and one, relax relax
One, two, ha! Right, now faster
And touch, one, two, three
Ah
Got you this time
Not bad
What's going on? Why so early
Worrying old hag
Who's a hag
You're a hag
Go again
Can't sleep in peace
Again again
Hit him! Aw come on
Let me do it
You have mental issues
You have medication
What goes around comes around
Hurry hurry, it's right in here
Everyone hurry up and find it
Who are you people
What are those two up?
They really fighting
Training I suppose
Training
Yeah
Two people can make that much noise
Aren't they always violent
Training is just like
a real fight to them
Fry it nicely
If you don't you're finishing
that dish
I'll finish it even if I fry it nice
Hey, it looks like
they really are fighting
Nah, you're just imagining things
I found it! I found it
Catch it
Let's get out of here
Hey
don't chase them
Hurry let's go
Hurry
People should be gone
Give it here
Well, Boss
Give it
Let me hold it a bit, alright
Just give it already
A little longer
Give it
Let me hold
Hand it over
Finally found
Finally in our possession
Ah
Why didn't you use a real rat
Can't, I'm afraid of rats
Use a snake
Even more scared of those
So, what happened to the real scroll
Don't worry, I kept it in a safe place
Alright
Is the power out
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
happy birthday to
Ah
you
Rose, Rose,
you are so sweet and charming
Rose, Rose,
you are so garish and beautiful
Spring and summer are full
on the branches
Rose, Rose, I love you
Who's there
Didn't I tell
you're too slow
I'm going to bed, see you tomorrow
Too slow
Good lord! What happened to you
Who were you fighting with
Young? Young
I don't know either
It felt like I was fighting
But I don't remember fighting
Drank so much
Hey, Fan
Maybe I was fighting another girl
Hey hey hey
My mistake my mistake
Well, did you find it yet
Don't worry
We can definitely resolve
this situation
So why aren't reporting to me
Alright
This Japanese fighter
He's strong
Strongest of all Southeast Asia
Furthermore
his kicks are fast
Hello
Hello
No-underwear! Hey,
No-underwear's on the phone
No-underwear
See
all settled and done
What can I say
The strongest of all Southeast Asia
His strikes are powerful
Fei
Kicks with lightening speed
of all of Southeast Asia
Fei
He
Come here
What is it? Say it
Come here,
I have something to tell you
Oh
Fei
How do I teach you guys, huh
Open your inner light,
don't hide yourself
Speak out,
let our boss hear your inner voice
Fei, the Japanese warrior you found
was found beaten to a pulp
he's in the hospital
Fei
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
Why don't you stop wearing underwear
No underwear
No underwear
No underwear
Hey hey hey
Why do we have to come here
The sun just came up,
aren't you guys tired
Didn't I tell you already
My sister and I have to fulfill
our grandpa's wish
What wish? What about the mission
And the scroll? Who is to protect it
I already kept it hidden
If you're not happy, then just go back
Ok, I'll go back
Hey, don't argue with women
The woman is always right
Xing, you sure it's this place
Let's go
Let's go
Hey hey hey
Come on
How did you upset her this morning
She didn't seem very happy
I might have said some stuff
Possibly angered her
A man must admit to his wrongs
Girls like the "straight-forward"
approach
Not the same
We've been together
for almost seven years
Yeah, already seven years
Do you know within these seven years
How many girls I've been with
This kinda stuff you
gotta learn from me
Let's go, wait up
Ah
What's wrong? You ok
I think my, I
Hum
Learn from you, right
The most important thing is patience
if once isn't good enough, then twice
Twice is not good enough
Alright already
Can we go now
It's hot out
Real hot
That
hey
So are we're gonna move
over the bridge and turn
that way
Or perhaps
we go that way
Oh
Hey fan
I was wrong, I'm sorry
I know you weren't with a girl
last night
The person was on the floor,
down to the knees
What did you say
See, I say what happened
and you get even more angry
Alright, I'm just joking
I'm joking
Joe and king
Don't laugh
Hey hey hey hey
Can't laugh now
I already see it
You know I think you'd hide
the smile better with a mustache
You jerk
Let's go
Look at those two,
they'll never grow up
Look! Dong Li Chun is here
We made it
Yes, it's right here
We're finally here
Hey kids, over here
Come here come here,
hurry, over here
Wait, don't run
Hey, guys, how about some juice
Look, I have some sweet beverages here
Come on over here
Who can get here first
Alright, alright, wait
wait wait wait
Quiet down, kids
You first have to answer me
one question
Do any of you know
an old lady named Jen
I know! I know
You know her
Yeah, my last name is Jen
My grandmother is at home right now
I'll take you there
Good, here have one of these
one each
Let's go
Thank you, mister! Thanks, mister
Let's go, hurry up. Thanks, guys
Granny, Granny there are people here
to see you
Granny, Granny.
Those people are looking for you
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
Hello Granny
What did you say
My hearing is weak
Her hearing might be a problem
Granny, are you Ms. Jen
Yes my surname is Jen
Jen Wei
Ms. Jen
Jen Wei
Who's Jen Wei
Is this you in the photo
Oh Wei! Gorbon
We all grew up together
Wei had a very hard life
She lost her parents very young
Many of our villagers
helped out raising her
She was also
the village's prettiest girl
All the young men had a crush on her
But Wei only liked Gorbon
A shame what time can do
Just when this couple
had fallen in love
That Gorbon left the village
And had never returned since
A broken heart
Wei just waited a lifetime for him
She never married anyone
Well would you happen to know
Where does old lady Jen live
She lives on top
of the mountain all alone now
You guys can follow this route
Keep going up and then
you will see a small house there
Thank you granny
Thank you granny，bye
Thank you granny
We should be almost there
Let's go
Stop pulling me
Hurry up
It's getting dark, hurry up
Should be right there
There's an old lady, could it be her
Excuse me
are Ms. Jen
Who is it
We're Gorbon Chen's granddaughters
How is your grandfather
He's doing well
He's currently in Taiwan
I'll give him a call right now
Ok
Hi, Grandpa
We found Ms. Jen Wei
The one you always mention
Ms. Jen
Wait a second,
I'll let her speak to you
Here, Ms. Jen
Gorbon
Gorbon
Gorbon
Jen Wei
How are you
I
I
I'm fine
I'm fine
Just old
We're older
These years
I've had people try
look for your whereabouts
But none could find you
I didn't think
I didn't think
Our differences
Would separate us for so many decades
I knew you would come find me
So I always waited
Finally, today is that day
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
I made you wait a lifetime
Don't apologize
I never blamed you
I would never blame you
Even though I waited a lifetime
And we couldn't grow old together
But
We never stopped
We never forgot each other completely
I understand now
When you wait for someone
Even if it requires a lifetime
Spending it alone
Is still a lifetime nonetheless
Which is why I chose to wait
Because
Only the ones
who cherish what they have
are thankful for an eternity
Do you know
Sometimes
When you wait for someone
It is also a feeling of romance
Some say
Meeting the right person
at the right time
is a chance of luck
But just like any other encounter,
it was not wasted
for the enjoyment of that very moment
represents true happiness
and even though our time
together was short
we have never wronged each other
that is most important
that is my life
my most beautiful
memory
Gorbon
Using a lifetime to wait for you
I willfully accepted
And without regret
if
I had to choose once more
I would still make the same choice
without hesitation
Jen Wei
My
My
My
My next lifetime
will forever be by your side
Jen Wei
Meeting the right person
at the right time
Is a chance of luck
But just like any other encounter,
it was not wasted
for the enjoyment of that very moment
represents true happiness
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
Are you sick
Then give me the medicine
Here it is, eat up
Do you have water
You'll choke to death
It's good stuff
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
Smells good
Fan, look at him
Alright alright, this is not suit as a
gift for a girl
You're supposed to give her a ring
ONLY YOU
the coolest, a martial artist,
and never the alone-est
I'm in love with you
THE ONE AND ONLY YOU
fly
Boss, it's over
What's done is past,
and let's just forget the past
I thought of a new method
ABC
Let's hear it
Never forget to
Dad, class is over
Well look at you, all chunky and fat
You're a lot of fun
Who is this? So fat
How much you eat a day
Oh yo yo yo
Who the hell are you?
Come here, honey.
This is my mom
Oh, mommy
Afternoon
Bullying my kid eh
Don't be shy
Isn't he cute
You're really cut too
Fan
You seem to have a problem
with your technique
Do I
Wing Chun White Crane's power
is generated from the ground up
Here, let me show you
From the feet, to the knees,
to the hip, to the neck
To the elbow, and to the wrist
The fist has three angles
One two three
The palm has three edges
One two three
The hand is a shape shifter
It can be a snake, or a crane
With the agility of a cat
Attack me, Attack the attack
Finger strike
Drop the horse to shatter his bridge
Are you alright
I'm fine
Here, let's try again
The blocking connects to attack
Oh, wait a sec
Hello
Yeah, it's me
You mean WHAT happened to Bozzy
He broke his leg
OK. I'll be right there
Bozzy's hurt. I have to get over there
Hey
you want me to come with you
No it's ok, I'm just gonna head
over the hospital
Oh right, tonight at 8
Wait for me at the Dragon Cloud Bridge
See you soon
OK
That kid before was really cute
He's so fat. What's his name
Little Chubby
Little Chubby
Hey let me ask you something
If Little Chubby fell off
a 10-story building
Why wouldn't he die
Because he's too fat
Wrong
I dunno, there's a shed underneath him
Wrong
There's a swimming pool
Wrong
Then what is it
Because I raised a flying bird
named Little Chubby
HAHAHAHA
That's not even funny
Alright let me ask you something
What do you call jiang (ginger)
chopped into four pieces
Jiang (ginger)
Wrong
Well it sure doesn't
change into garlic
And definitely not onion
Idiot
What
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang
That's not funny either
Hey
what are you doing
Let go of me
AHHHH
Hurry! Shut it
Let's go, drive drive drive
Go Go Go
Let me go
Hold it
Let me go
Stop
Watch out! Pull over
Where'd you learn to ride
Let go of me! Who are you people
Shut up
What do you want with me?
Help
Shut up! Stop screaming
Stop the car
Stop the car
I said stop the car
Be quiet
Why did we stop
No gas
Let's get out
Hurry hurry
Jerry
Jerry
Wake up! What's wrong
Mouth to mouth
I need mouth to mouth
Jerry
You're my hero
What
Thank you for saving me today
No need to thank me
With words at least
Aw, the power's out
It's already been 45 minutes past
Unacceptable
Hello
Hey, where are you
At the head of the bridge
Still on the bridge? You're so dumb
I called and you never picked up
Well I was busy
I already waited for you 45 minutes
That's not too long
You know the Monkey King
waited ten thousand years
I don't want to hear your nonsense
You're ridiculous
Don't be mad,
I'm not trying to hurt you
Don't be mad
Do you know what tonight is
Our seven year anniversary
You still remember
I'm here. Get going
Not yet
I wanna stay with you
Come on, the parents are over there
They're looking
Stop
What are you afraid of
Old hubby and wifey and you still shy
Hey ok already
Hurry up, get outta here
Hey, don't get wet out here
Hey I'm alright, you use it
No no no look at you, you're all wet
I'll be fine
Why don't you listen to me
I'll be fine
I
What? Who was that
Can you have a little respect
Don't you see
we're making romance happen
What's wrong with you
Looking for trouble? Who
Fan,
Bozzy is having his surgery done today
He doesn't have enough money,
I'm gonna go help him out
You head home first, alright
Get her
What do you want
Are you after the scroll too
They say you're the good
I intend to prove them wrong
I don't want to fight you
Come on
Have you had enough
I don't want to fight you
Come on
Come on
You lose
What was that
Wing Chun White Crane fist
One, two, three, four. Good. Again
Five, six. Good. Again