""" Вот содержимое файла - WEBVTT\r\n \r\n 01:46.863 --> 01:48.928\r\n Hello!\r\n \r\n 01:49.028 --> 01:50.528\r\n Hello, we're here!\r\n \r\n 01:52.452 --> 01:54.575\r\n - Sarah.\r\n - Annie, dear.\r\n \r\n 01:54.675 --> 01:56.430\r\n - Good journey?\r\n - Yes, yes, not too bad.\r\n \r\n 01:56.530 --> 01:58.727\r\n Reg drove far too fast,\r\n as usual, but we got here.\r\n \r\n 01:59.820 --> 02:01.708\r\n It is lovely to come down.\r\n \r\n 02:01.808 --> 02:02.820\r\n I've been looking forward to this weekend\r\n \r\n 02:02.920 --> 02:04.280\r\n away from it all for weeks.\r\n \r\n 02:04.380 --> 02:06.430\r\n Weekend, it's barely a day.\r\n \r\n 02:06.530 --> 02:07.263\r\n You've no idea\r\n \r\n 02:07.363 --> 02:09.240\r\n how that dreary little\r\n house of ours gets me down.\r\n \r\n 02:09.340 --> 02:10.310\r\n It's not bad.\r\n \r\n 02:10.410 --> 02:11.710\r\n Well, try living there sometime.\r\n \r\n 02:11.810 --> 02:14.720\r\n Not a decent shop, not a\r\n cinema, not even a hairdresser.\r\n \r\n 02:14.820 --> 02:15.553\r\n Except some awful place I can't go into\r\n \r\n 02:15.653 --> 02:17.010\r\n because of the smell.\r\n \r\n 02:17.110 --> 02:19.770\r\n I said to Reg, for goodness\r\n sake, you're an estate agent,\r\n \r\n 02:19.870 --> 02:21.460\r\n surely you can get the pick of anywhere.\r\n \r\n 02:21.560 --> 02:24.474\r\n And we finish up in somewhere\r\n like that.\r\n \r\n 02:24.574 --> 02:26.810\r\n You're so lucky, Annie, you've no idea.\r\n \r\n 02:26.910 --> 02:29.740\r\n Just to see a tree once\r\n in a while and the birds,\r\n \r\n 02:29.840 --> 02:30.853\r\n I really do miss it.\r\n \r\n 02:31.860 --> 02:32.910\r\n Now, how are you?\r\n \r\n 02:33.010 --> 02:34.630\r\n Let's look.\r\n \r\n 02:34.730 --> 02:37.472\r\n Annie darling, you look just the same.\r\n \r\n 02:37.572 --> 02:39.420\r\n Your hair.\r\n I know.\r\n \r\n 02:39.520 --> 02:40.860\r\n I haven't brushed it.\r\n \r\n 02:40.960 --> 02:42.104\r\n I washed it, though, this morning.\r\n \r\n 02:42.204 --> 02:42.937\r\n Well, what's\r\n the good of washing it\r\n \r\n 02:43.037 --> 02:43.770\r\n if you don't brush it?\r\n \r\n 02:43.870 --> 02:45.450\r\n It's like a gorse bush.\r\n \r\n 02:45.550 --> 02:46.800\r\n Well, nobody sees it.\r\n \r\n 02:46.900 --> 02:50.580\r\n The postman, the milkman, a\r\n couple of cows, and Mother.\r\n \r\n 02:50.680 --> 02:52.650\r\n - And Tom.\r\n - Yes, and Tom.\r\n \r\n 02:52.750 --> 02:54.053\r\n Mustn't forget Tom.\r\n \r\n 02:55.140 --> 02:56.310\r\n And how's Mother?\r\n \r\n 02:56.410 --> 02:58.040\r\n No better, no worse.\r\n \r\n 02:58.140 --> 02:59.930\r\n She hasn't felt like\r\n getting up, not for weeks.\r\n \r\n 03:00.030 --> 03:01.167\r\n Well, you should make her, she needs to.\r\n \r\n 03:01.267 --> 03:02.540\r\n Well, Old Wickham says\r\n \r\n 03:02.640 --> 03:04.350\r\n if doesn't want to, don't force her.\r\n \r\n 03:04.450 --> 03:05.720\r\n Wickham?\r\n \r\n 03:05.820 --> 03:07.540\r\n Yes, I never really\r\n cared much for him.\r\n \r\n 03:07.640 --> 03:08.830\r\n His eyes are too close together.\r\n \r\n 03:08.930 --> 03:10.610\r\n Still, I suppose he's all right as doctor.\r\n \r\n 03:10.710 --> 03:11.920\r\n I mean, he must be better than ours.\r\n \r\n 03:12.020 --> 03:13.990\r\n This business with my back\r\n was practically criminal.\r\n \r\n 03:14.090 --> 03:14.950\r\n Your back?\r\n \r\n 03:15.050 --> 03:17.144\r\n Well, surely I wrote and told you.\r\n \r\n 03:17.244 --> 03:17.977\r\n I'm sure I did.\r\n \r\n 03:18.077 --> 03:19.000\r\n I was so upset I wrote to everybody.\r\n \r\n 03:19.100 --> 03:20.200\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 03:20.300 --> 03:22.540\r\n Annie, I must buy you\r\n a new jumper, remind me.\r\n \r\n 03:22.640 --> 03:23.870\r\n I'm attached to this one.\r\n \r\n 03:23.970 --> 03:26.342\r\n I should think you are, you\r\n were wearing it at Christmas.\r\n \r\n 03:26.442 --> 03:28.080\r\n We'll have to chisel\r\n it off you.\r\n \r\n 03:28.180 --> 03:29.633\r\n What lovely flowers.\r\n \r\n 03:31.280 --> 03:33.110\r\n Now, tell me where are you going?\r\n \r\n 03:33.210 --> 03:35.280\r\n - When?\r\n - For your weekend.\r\n \r\n 03:35.380 --> 03:37.330\r\n Where are you going?\r\n \r\n 03:37.430 --> 03:39.358\r\n - Well.\r\n - Come on,\r\n \r\n 03:39.458 --> 03:40.573\r\n don't be so secretive.\r\n \r\n 03:41.820 --> 03:44.530\r\n Well, I was going to Hastings.\r\n \r\n 03:44.630 --> 03:45.463\r\n Lovely.\r\n \r\n 03:46.700 --> 03:48.737\r\n Hastings is gorgeous.\r\n \r\n 03:48.837 --> 03:51.730\r\n I think I was there with Reg\r\n just before we were married.\r\n \r\n 03:51.830 --> 03:52.680\r\n There's a heavenly little pub somewhere...\r\n \r\n 03:52.780 --> 03:54.894\r\n No, well, I couldn't get in at Hastings.\r\n \r\n 03:54.994 --> 03:57.460\r\n - Couldn't get in?\r\n - No, I forgot it was summer.\r\n \r\n 03:57.560 --> 03:58.768\r\n It was all booked.\r\n \r\n 03:58.868 --> 04:00.152\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 04:00.252 --> 04:03.136\r\n Well, where are you going?\r\n \r\n 04:03.236 --> 04:08.236\r\n Well, I rather fancied East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 04:09.001 --> 04:10.263\r\n - East Grinstead?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 04:11.248 --> 04:12.300\r\n What an extraordinary idea.\r\n \r\n 04:12.400 --> 04:14.890\r\n What on earth made you choose there?\r\n \r\n 04:14.990 --> 04:16.920\r\n It sounded interesting.\r\n \r\n 04:17.020 --> 04:18.550\r\n Yes, I suppose it is.\r\n \r\n 04:18.650 --> 04:21.110\r\n Never heard of anybody having\r\n a holiday in East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 04:21.210 --> 04:23.000\r\n I suppose they do, but I've\r\n never heard of anybody.\r\n \r\n 04:23.100 --> 04:23.934\r\n Well, I am.\r\n \r\n 04:24.034 --> 04:25.380\r\n I think I'd have almost\r\n preferred Eastbourne.\r\n \r\n 04:25.480 --> 04:26.830\r\n Do you like this?\r\n \r\n 04:26.930 --> 04:28.610\r\n - Super.\r\n - It looked like a tent on me\r\n \r\n 04:28.710 --> 04:30.120\r\n when I bought it, but I had it altered.\r\n \r\n 04:30.220 --> 04:31.900\r\n I'm rather pleased.\r\n \r\n 04:32.000 --> 04:34.900\r\n Now, you're to leave everything\r\n to me, I'm taking over.\r\n \r\n 04:35.000 --> 04:37.350\r\n Just tell me what pills\r\n and potions Mother has\r\n \r\n 04:37.450 --> 04:38.790\r\n and when she has them, then off you go.\r\n \r\n 04:38.890 --> 04:39.980\r\n Well, I wrote it down somewhere.\r\n \r\n 04:40.080 --> 04:41.220\r\n I'll show you.\r\n \r\n 04:41.320 --> 04:43.004\r\n The only difficult things are her drops.\r\n \r\n 04:43.104 --> 04:44.740\r\n If they're difficult,\r\n Reg can cope with them.\r\n \r\n 04:44.840 --> 04:47.010\r\n He's gonna do most of the running\r\n up and down stairs anyway.\r\n \r\n 04:47.110 --> 04:48.500\r\n I mean, this is a holiday for me too.\r\n \r\n 04:48.600 --> 04:50.890\r\n She's his mother, he can\r\n look after her for a change.\r\n \r\n 04:50.990 --> 04:51.903\r\n - How is he?\r\n - Reg?\r\n \r\n 04:53.250 --> 04:55.700\r\n Well, he's still Reg, you know.\r\n \r\n 04:55.800 --> 04:56.580\r\n I've tried.\r\n \r\n 04:56.680 --> 05:00.210\r\n God knows I've tried, but he'll\r\n always be, basically, Reg.\r\n \r\n 05:00.310 --> 05:02.620\r\n Well, you'll know, he's\r\n your brother after all.\r\n \r\n 05:02.720 --> 05:04.370\r\n There are times when I\r\n think he's sleepwalking.\r\n \r\n 05:04.470 --> 05:06.150\r\n I have to force him to make an effort.\r\n \r\n 05:06.250 --> 05:07.540\r\n Heaven knows how he runs a business.\r\n \r\n 05:07.640 --> 05:09.414\r\n I'd certainly never let\r\n him sell a house of mine.\r\n \r\n 05:10.580 --> 05:12.430\r\n - I left you a cold meal.\r\n - You shouldn't have bothered.\r\n \r\n 05:12.530 --> 05:13.317\r\n Well, I know\r\n wouldn't want to be...\r\n \r\n 05:13.417 --> 05:14.150\r\n No, you shouldn't have bothered.\r\n \r\n 05:14.250 --> 05:15.047\r\n So, I left it\r\n all out for you on the...\r\n \r\n 05:15.147 --> 05:16.290\r\n You really\r\n shouldn't have bothered.\r\n \r\n 05:16.390 --> 05:17.840\r\n - Kitchen table.\r\n - Lovely.\r\n \r\n 05:17.940 --> 05:19.227\r\n I was just laying things in here.\r\n \r\n 05:19.327 --> 05:20.350\r\n Well, there's no need for that.\r\n \r\n 05:20.450 --> 05:21.400\r\n We'll eat with our fingers.\r\n \r\n 05:21.500 --> 05:23.450\r\n We are on holiday, for heaven's sake.\r\n \r\n 05:23.550 --> 05:24.920\r\n Well, we do have knives and forks.\r\n \r\n 05:25.020 --> 05:26.770\r\n No, I'll do them, don't worry.\r\n \r\n 05:26.870 --> 05:28.283\r\n Just you get changed and go.\r\n \r\n 05:29.350 --> 05:31.423\r\n - Okay.\r\n - I nearly forgot.\r\n \r\n 05:32.880 --> 05:34.320\r\n How's Tom?\r\n \r\n 05:34.420 --> 05:35.880\r\n Tom?\r\n \r\n 05:35.980 --> 05:37.740\r\n Fine, I think.\r\n \r\n 05:37.840 --> 05:40.330\r\n - Still seeing a lot of him?\r\n - He's generally around\r\n \r\n 05:40.430 --> 05:42.910\r\n when he's not curing his sick animals.\r\n \r\n 05:43.010 --> 05:43.970\r\n He's here at the moment, actually,\r\n \r\n 05:44.070 --> 05:46.434\r\n the cat's got something\r\n wrong with its paw.\r\n \r\n 05:46.534 --> 05:48.873\r\n It must be fascinating being a vet.\r\n \r\n 05:49.750 --> 05:52.370\r\n It's a pity, in a way,\r\n he's not a proper doctor.\r\n \r\n 05:52.470 --> 05:53.980\r\n He is a proper doctor.\r\n \r\n 05:54.080 --> 05:55.670\r\n He just prefers animals to people.\r\n \r\n 05:55.770 --> 05:57.450\r\n That came from the heart.\r\n \r\n 05:57.550 --> 05:59.950\r\n No, he just likes animals.\r\n \r\n 06:00.050 --> 06:01.780\r\n I don't think he's\r\n particularly fond of our cat,\r\n \r\n 06:01.880 --> 06:03.150\r\n but he likes most animals.\r\n \r\n 06:03.250 --> 06:04.880\r\n Yes, he's a bit heavy-going, isn't he?\r\n \r\n 06:04.980 --> 06:06.970\r\n I've always found him a trifle ponderous.\r\n \r\n 06:07.070 --> 06:08.430\r\n Perhaps it's shyness.\r\n \r\n 06:08.530 --> 06:10.390\r\n No, I think he's probably ponderous.\r\n \r\n 06:10.490 --> 06:13.563\r\n So, he hasn't shown any more interest?\r\n \r\n 06:14.780 --> 06:16.650\r\n - In what?\r\n - Well, you.\r\n \r\n 06:16.750 --> 06:18.460\r\n At Christmas, we thought\r\n he was beginning to sit up\r\n \r\n 06:18.560 --> 06:20.390\r\n and take notice of you just a little.\r\n \r\n 06:20.490 --> 06:21.743\r\n Pricking up his ears.\r\n \r\n 06:22.600 --> 06:24.690\r\n Like a mongrel with a pedigree bitch.\r\n \r\n 06:24.790 --> 06:25.523\r\n Yes, well.\r\n \r\n 06:25.623 --> 06:27.750\r\n Well, honestly, do stop\r\n trying to pair us off.\r\n \r\n 06:27.850 --> 06:29.650\r\n He just comes round here\r\n when he's bored, that's all.\r\n \r\n 06:29.750 --> 06:32.380\r\n A man doesn't spend\r\n as much time as Tom does\r\n \r\n 06:32.480 --> 06:34.540\r\n round here without having\r\n a very good reason.\r\n \r\n 06:34.640 --> 06:35.900\r\n Believe you me.\r\n \r\n 06:36.000 --> 06:38.590\r\n You don't have to be psychic\r\n to know what that is.\r\n \r\n 06:38.690 --> 06:40.717\r\n Well, if it's that,\r\n he's never asked for it.\r\n \r\n 06:40.817 --> 06:42.070\r\n And even if he did, he wouldn't get it,\r\n \r\n 06:42.170 --> 06:43.520\r\n so I don't see why he bothers.\r\n \r\n 06:43.620 --> 06:45.910\r\n Annie, you're getting dreadfully coarse.\r\n \r\n 06:46.010 --> 06:48.299\r\n It's just you're such a prude.\r\n \r\n 06:48.399 --> 06:50.350\r\n No, I am not a prude.\r\n \r\n 06:50.450 --> 06:51.183\r\n No, I've never been called that.\r\n \r\n 06:51.283 --> 06:52.060\r\n You can't call me a prude.\r\n \r\n 06:52.160 --> 06:53.620\r\n That's not fair, Annie.\r\n \r\n 06:53.720 --> 06:55.980\r\n I mean, I don't care for\r\n smutty talk or dirty jokes.\r\n \r\n 06:56.080 --> 06:58.410\r\n I just don't find them funny\r\n or particularly tasteful,\r\n \r\n 06:58.510 --> 07:00.010\r\n but that is not being a prude.\r\n \r\n 07:00.110 --> 07:01.410\r\n That's just normal, decent behavior,\r\n \r\n 07:01.510 --> 07:03.220\r\n which is something quite different.\r\n \r\n 07:03.320 --> 07:04.490\r\n - Yes.\r\n - I won't have the television\r\n \r\n 07:04.590 --> 07:05.570\r\n set on at all, these days.\r\n \r\n 07:05.670 --> 07:08.460\r\n Anyway, all that happens\r\n is that Tom comes round here\r\n \r\n 07:08.560 --> 07:10.090\r\n like he has done for years.\r\n \r\n 07:10.190 --> 07:11.690\r\n I feed him, he sits and broods,\r\n \r\n 07:11.790 --> 07:13.403\r\n sometimes we talk, that's all.\r\n \r\n 07:14.500 --> 07:15.410\r\n Talk about what?\r\n \r\n 07:15.510 --> 07:16.920\r\n Super exciting things,\r\n \r\n 07:17.020 --> 07:19.650\r\n like does the kitchen\r\n ceiling need another coat,\r\n \r\n 07:19.750 --> 07:23.450\r\n and distemper, and hard\r\n pad, and foot and mouth,\r\n \r\n 07:23.550 --> 07:25.350\r\n and swine vesicular disease.\r\n \r\n 07:25.450 --> 07:28.199\r\n And then, I pot Mother and\r\n retire to bed alone itching.\r\n \r\n 07:28.299 --> 07:29.840\r\n And count diseased sheep\r\n \r\n 07:29.940 --> 07:31.210\r\n crashing headlong into a gate.\r\n \r\n 07:31.310 --> 07:33.660\r\n Look, for all I know he may be\r\n passionately in love with me.\r\n \r\n 07:33.760 --> 07:35.880\r\n He may be sending out all\r\n sorts of secret signals\r\n \r\n 07:35.980 --> 07:37.910\r\n that I just haven't noticed.\r\n \r\n 07:38.010 --> 07:40.060\r\n But he hasn't even put a hand on my knee.\r\n \r\n 07:41.180 --> 07:42.113\r\n God forbid.\r\n \r\n 07:43.010 --> 07:44.603\r\n But you're fond of him?\r\n \r\n 07:46.983 --> 07:48.163\r\n Yes, he's very kind.\r\n \r\n 07:50.440 --> 07:51.803\r\n Yes, I like him a lot.\r\n \r\n 07:53.000 --> 07:54.610\r\n I sometimes miss him when he's not here.\r\n \r\n 07:54.710 --> 07:56.360\r\n I suppose that must mean something.\r\n \r\n 07:56.460 --> 07:58.003\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 07:59.140 --> 08:02.040\r\n You see, I was rather hoping,\r\n now I know it's wicked of me,\r\n \r\n 08:02.140 --> 08:03.750\r\n but I was rather hoping\r\n \r\n 08:03.850 --> 08:06.350\r\n you were both going off\r\n for this weekend together.\r\n \r\n 08:08.260 --> 08:09.093\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 08:09.987 --> 08:11.723\r\n You're not, are you?\r\n \r\n 08:12.580 --> 08:13.687\r\n No, not at all.\r\n \r\n 08:14.555 --> 08:15.388\r\n Are you sure?\r\n \r\n 08:16.360 --> 08:17.640\r\n Of course I'm sure.\r\n \r\n 08:17.740 --> 08:19.190\r\n You're looking very shifty.\r\n \r\n 08:20.177 --> 08:22.410\r\n I'm not.\r\n \r\n 08:22.510 --> 08:23.343\r\n Honestly.\r\n \r\n 08:24.920 --> 08:25.753\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 08:27.610 --> 08:29.130\r\n Stop it.\r\n Stop what?\r\n \r\n 08:29.230 --> 08:30.990\r\n - Looking at me like that.\r\n - Like what?\r\n \r\n 08:31.090 --> 08:31.823\r\n Like that, stop it.\r\n \r\n 08:31.923 --> 08:33.525\r\n You really are a dreadful liar.\r\n \r\n 08:36.645 --> 08:37.378\r\n Listen, if you are,\r\n \r\n 08:37.478 --> 08:40.520\r\n there's no need to keep\r\n it a secret from me.\r\n \r\n 08:40.620 --> 08:42.480\r\n I mean, you said I'm a prude,\r\n \r\n 08:42.580 --> 08:44.460\r\n but I just proved I'm not, surely.\r\n \r\n 08:44.560 --> 08:46.110\r\n I mentioned it first.\r\n \r\n 08:46.210 --> 08:47.310\r\n I think it's splendid.\r\n \r\n 08:47.410 --> 08:49.430\r\n I think if you and Tom were\r\n to get away from this house,\r\n \r\n 08:49.530 --> 08:50.570\r\n away from Mother and everything,\r\n \r\n 08:50.670 --> 08:51.890\r\n it's the best thing you could do.\r\n \r\n 08:51.990 --> 08:54.120\r\n It's what you both need, very sensible.\r\n \r\n 08:54.220 --> 08:55.793\r\n - Yes.\r\n - Have a lovely time.\r\n \r\n 08:56.660 --> 08:57.640\r\n I only wish it were me.\r\n \r\n 08:57.740 --> 08:59.380\r\n Not with Tom, of course,\r\n \r\n 08:59.480 --> 09:02.273\r\n but I think that's what we all\r\n need now and then, don't we?\r\n \r\n 09:02.373 --> 09:04.160\r\n A nice dirty weekend somewhere.\r\n \r\n 09:04.260 --> 09:05.860\r\n It's so exciting.\r\n \r\n 09:05.960 --> 09:08.050\r\n I am pleased you're doing it.\r\n \r\n 09:08.150 --> 09:08.883\r\n I think the best bit\r\n \r\n 09:08.983 --> 09:11.320\r\n is waking up in the\r\n morning in a strange room,\r\n \r\n 09:11.420 --> 09:14.770\r\n and finding some exciting\r\n looking man beside you, and,\r\n \r\n 09:14.870 --> 09:16.220\r\n you have got a double room?\r\n \r\n 09:17.240 --> 09:19.280\r\n Well, it's a bit more\r\n complicated than that.\r\n \r\n 09:19.380 --> 09:20.704\r\n What do you mean?\r\n \r\n 09:20.804 --> 09:22.080\r\n You haven't got a double room?\r\n \r\n 09:22.180 --> 09:24.680\r\n - No, it's just...\r\n - What?\r\n \r\n 09:24.780 --> 09:25.718\r\n You're not pregnant?\r\n \r\n 09:25.818 --> 09:27.568\r\n - No.\r\n - Thank God.\r\n \r\n 09:29.790 --> 09:30.923\r\n No, it's just,\r\n \r\n 09:33.500 --> 09:35.152\r\n golly, I never meant to tell you.\r\n \r\n 09:35.252 --> 09:37.130\r\n Tell me what?\r\n \r\n 09:37.230 --> 09:37.963\r\n It's awfully sordid.\r\n \r\n 09:38.063 --> 09:39.492\r\n Are you sure you want to hear?\r\n \r\n 09:39.592 --> 09:41.120\r\n Of course, I want to hear.\r\n \r\n 09:41.220 --> 09:42.816\r\n It'll shock you.\r\n \r\n 09:42.916 --> 09:46.400\r\n My dear, I've been\r\n married for eight years.\r\n \r\n 09:46.500 --> 09:47.910\r\n I've had two children.\r\n \r\n 09:48.010 --> 09:50.550\r\n I think I've just about seen\r\n everything there is to see.\r\n \r\n 09:50.650 --> 09:52.893\r\n I defy you to shock me,\r\n I honestly defy you.\r\n \r\n 09:55.120 --> 09:59.280\r\n Well, last Christmas\r\n when you were all here...\r\n \r\n 09:59.380 --> 10:00.113\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 10:00.213 --> 10:02.620\r\n You and Reg, and Ruth and Norman,\r\n \r\n 10:02.720 --> 10:04.710\r\n and then, you and Reg had to leave early.\r\n \r\n 10:04.810 --> 10:06.030\r\n Because Denise didn't want to miss\r\n \r\n 10:06.130 --> 10:07.410\r\n her dancing classes, yes.\r\n \r\n 10:07.510 --> 10:09.510\r\n - And then, Ruth was ill.\r\n - Or so she said.\r\n \r\n 10:09.610 --> 10:11.550\r\n Well, she was flat on her\r\n back with something for a week.\r\n \r\n 10:11.650 --> 10:14.423\r\n And that left Norman\r\n and I, rather, to cope.\r\n \r\n 10:16.040 --> 10:18.370\r\n Tom was in Scotland on a course.\r\n \r\n 10:18.470 --> 10:19.303\r\n Yes?\r\n \r\n 10:21.780 --> 10:23.140\r\n Anyway.\r\n \r\n 10:23.240 --> 10:24.010\r\n I'm beginning dreadfully\r\n \r\n 10:24.110 --> 10:26.353\r\n not to like the sound\r\n of this one little bit.\r\n \r\n 10:28.730 --> 10:29.683\r\n Anyway.\r\n \r\n 10:33.640 --> 10:35.110\r\n Golly, I'm getting awfully hot.\r\n \r\n 10:35.210 --> 10:36.310\r\n Go on, what?\r\n \r\n 10:37.200 --> 10:38.033\r\n Well,\r\n \r\n 10:40.200 --> 10:40.933\r\n you know Norman.\r\n \r\n 10:41.033 --> 10:42.770\r\n Yes, I know Norman very well.\r\n \r\n 10:42.870 --> 10:44.470\r\n Well, he's not a bit like Tom.\r\n \r\n 10:45.520 --> 10:46.890\r\n I mean, he's quite the opposite to Tom.\r\n \r\n 10:46.990 --> 10:49.783\r\n Norman doesn't bother about\r\n secret signals at all.\r\n \r\n 10:51.210 --> 10:54.900\r\n It was just wham, thump, and\r\n there we both were on the rug.\r\n \r\n 10:55.000 --> 10:55.970\r\n Rug?\r\n \r\n 10:56.070 --> 10:56.990\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 10:57.090 --> 10:57.923\r\n Which rug?\r\n \r\n 10:59.190 --> 11:01.870\r\n The brown nylon fur one in the lounge.\r\n \r\n 11:03.900 --> 11:04.633\r\n What is it?\r\n \r\n 11:04.733 --> 11:05.466\r\n Why are you laughing?\r\n \r\n 11:05.566 --> 11:07.453\r\n What does it matter which rug?\r\n \r\n 11:08.930 --> 11:10.440\r\n Annie, I don't think this is very funny.\r\n \r\n 11:10.540 --> 11:12.490\r\n No, nor do I, sorry, it's\r\n just I'm so embarrassed.\r\n \r\n 11:12.590 --> 11:14.300\r\n Gosh.\r\n \r\n 11:14.400 --> 11:16.000\r\n Annie, pull yourself together.\r\n \r\n 11:17.237 --> 11:19.650\r\n Annie, what happened on the rug?\r\n \r\n 11:19.750 --> 11:21.799\r\n Everything happened on the rug.\r\n \r\n 11:24.821 --> 11:25.554\r\n - Does Ruth know?\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 11:25.654 --> 11:26.643\r\n - Or Tom?\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 11:29.112 --> 11:31.367\r\n Well, I blame Norman.\r\n \r\n 11:31.467 --> 11:33.840\r\n That is absolutely typical.\r\n \r\n 11:33.940 --> 11:36.360\r\n A brown fur rug, just,\r\n \r\n 11:36.460 --> 11:37.535\r\n Annie, will you stop making\r\n that ridiculous noise!\r\n \r\n 11:37.635 --> 11:38.468\r\n Sorry.\r\n \r\n 11:39.327 --> 11:40.777\r\n It's just typical behavior.\r\n \r\n 11:42.232 --> 11:42.965\r\n Now, is that it?\r\n \r\n 11:43.065 --> 11:44.150\r\n Was that the only occasion?\r\n \r\n 11:44.250 --> 11:47.800\r\n Yes, Ruth got better and\r\n they both went home.\r\n \r\n 11:47.900 --> 11:50.150\r\n Well, I suppose\r\n it could've been worse.\r\n \r\n 11:51.261 --> 11:52.750\r\n That poor woman.\r\n \r\n 11:52.850 --> 11:55.840\r\n I mean, I don't much care\r\n for Ruth, as you well know.\r\n \r\n 11:55.940 --> 11:57.810\r\n Personally, I find her\r\n snide little remarks,\r\n \r\n 11:57.910 --> 12:00.210\r\n her violent ups and downs\r\n just too much to cope with.\r\n \r\n 12:00.310 --> 12:01.140\r\n Now, I know she's your sister,\r\n \r\n 12:01.240 --> 12:02.630\r\n and I'm sorry for talking like this.\r\n \r\n 12:02.730 --> 12:04.200\r\n However, I would not wish my worst enemy\r\n \r\n 12:04.300 --> 12:07.319\r\n married to a man like, not even Ruth.\r\n \r\n 12:07.419 --> 12:08.190\r\n Heaven knows why they married.\r\n \r\n 12:08.290 --> 12:09.110\r\n I never understood it.\r\n \r\n 12:09.210 --> 12:10.453\r\n What did she see in him?\r\n \r\n 12:11.440 --> 12:13.860\r\n Norman says it was\r\n uncontrollable animal lust\r\n \r\n 12:13.960 --> 12:15.510\r\n that drew them together.\r\n \r\n 12:15.610 --> 12:17.870\r\n - Norman told you that?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 12:17.970 --> 12:18.960\r\n He says it's all dead now.\r\n \r\n 12:19.060 --> 12:21.080\r\n They're like two empty husks.\r\n \r\n 12:21.180 --> 12:22.893\r\n Yes, hardly surprising.\r\n \r\n 12:24.351 --> 12:27.380\r\n Well, believe me, you are\r\n well clear of that, dear.\r\n \r\n 12:27.480 --> 12:29.030\r\n You are well clear of that one.\r\n \r\n 12:36.320 --> 12:38.133\r\n So, you don't think I should then?\r\n \r\n 12:39.380 --> 12:40.213\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 12:42.279 --> 12:43.227\r\n Go.\r\n \r\n 12:43.327 --> 12:44.244\r\n Go where?\r\n \r\n 12:45.750 --> 12:47.320\r\n This weekend.\r\n \r\n 12:47.420 --> 12:48.263\r\n This weekend?\r\n \r\n 12:49.610 --> 12:51.673\r\n With Norman to East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 12:53.189 --> 12:56.073\r\n You were planning to go\r\n with Norman to East Grinstead?\r\n \r\n 12:56.173 --> 12:57.270\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 12:57.370 --> 12:59.220\r\n He couldn't get in anywhere else.\r\n \r\n 12:59.320 --> 13:00.690\r\n You're not serious.\r\n \r\n 13:00.790 --> 13:01.523\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 13:01.623 --> 13:03.190\r\n But how could you even think of it?\r\n \r\n 13:04.070 --> 13:04.870\r\n He asked me.\r\n \r\n 13:04.970 --> 13:06.870\r\n And what has that got to do with it?\r\n \r\n 13:08.270 --> 13:09.901\r\n Well, I wanted a holiday.\r\n \r\n 13:10.001 --> 13:11.750\r\n Yes, but this wouldn't be just a,\r\n \r\n 13:11.850 --> 13:13.660\r\n I mean, you just don't go off on holiday\r\n \r\n 13:13.760 --> 13:14.493\r\n with your sister's husband.\r\n \r\n 13:14.593 --> 13:16.200\r\n Well, it was just a weekend.\r\n \r\n 13:16.300 --> 13:17.773\r\n I needed a holiday.\r\n \r\n 13:17.873 --> 13:18.680\r\n Well, you could've gone on your own.\r\n \r\n 13:18.780 --> 13:19.890\r\n I don't want to go on my own.\r\n \r\n 13:19.990 --> 13:20.723\r\n I'm always on my own.\r\n \r\n 13:20.823 --> 13:21.850\r\n Yes, but did you realize\r\n \r\n 13:21.950 --> 13:23.420\r\n what you would be getting yourself into?\r\n \r\n 13:23.520 --> 13:26.153\r\n Well, the way Norman\r\n put it, it sounded simple.\r\n \r\n 13:27.660 --> 13:28.700\r\n Just a weekend.\r\n \r\n 13:28.800 --> 13:32.020\r\n Norman will put it\r\n anyway which suits Norman.\r\n \r\n 13:32.120 --> 13:33.450\r\n Did you think of Ruth?\r\n \r\n 13:33.550 --> 13:35.850\r\n Or Tom?\r\n To hell with Tom.\r\n \r\n 13:35.950 --> 13:37.900\r\n He could've asked me,\r\n couldn't he, but he didn't.\r\n \r\n 13:38.000 --> 13:39.070\r\n If I wait to be asked by Tom,\r\n \r\n 13:39.170 --> 13:41.470\r\n I won't even get an old folks' outing.\r\n \r\n 13:41.570 --> 13:42.890\r\n Well, what about Ruth?\r\n \r\n 13:42.990 --> 13:44.490\r\n Well, that was up to Norman.\r\n \r\n 13:45.990 --> 13:49.530\r\n He wrote to me and then he phoned me.\r\n \r\n 13:49.630 --> 13:52.313\r\n And I suddenly thought, well, yes.\r\n \r\n 13:54.590 --> 13:59.563\r\n Well, if I'm being really\r\n truthful, and knowing Norman,\r\n \r\n 14:01.100 --> 14:03.480\r\n I don't suppose I thought\r\n it would really happen.\r\n \r\n 14:03.580 --> 14:04.580\r\n Well, you were certain enough about it\r\n \r\n 14:04.680 --> 14:06.630\r\n to get Reg and I down here.\r\n \r\n 14:06.730 --> 14:07.780\r\n We've had all the trouble\r\n \r\n 14:07.880 --> 14:09.740\r\n of having to take the\r\n children to their grandparents\r\n \r\n 14:09.840 --> 14:11.070\r\n so that we wouldn't have\r\n to bring them down here\r\n \r\n 14:11.170 --> 14:13.510\r\n because we knew they'd disturb Mother.\r\n \r\n 14:13.610 --> 14:15.830\r\n I have had all the trouble\r\n of delegating responsibility\r\n \r\n 14:15.930 --> 14:17.540\r\n for the Bring and Buy sale,\r\n \r\n 14:17.640 --> 14:18.940\r\n which I'm sure will be a disaster\r\n \r\n 14:19.040 --> 14:20.060\r\n because I'm the only one among them\r\n \r\n 14:20.160 --> 14:21.960\r\n with any sort of organizing ability.\r\n \r\n 14:23.100 --> 14:24.893\r\n And Reg has had to cancel his golf.\r\n \r\n 14:26.230 --> 14:27.063\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 14:28.060 --> 14:29.700\r\n I've been feeling sick\r\n about it all morning.\r\n \r\n 14:29.800 --> 14:30.550\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 14:30.650 --> 14:32.883\r\n Yes, well, I'm sure we all are.\r\n \r\n 14:36.530 --> 14:37.363\r\n Well.\r\n \r\n 14:38.280 --> 14:40.080\r\n Where are you going?\r\n \r\n 14:40.180 --> 14:43.110\r\n Well, I don't know,\r\n I just, I don't know.\r\n \r\n 14:43.210 --> 14:44.920\r\n I think it's just as\r\n well that we are here.\r\n \r\n 14:45.020 --> 14:47.260\r\n You quite obviously need a rest.\r\n \r\n 14:47.360 --> 14:50.070\r\n Now, I want you to sit down there\r\n \r\n 14:50.170 --> 14:51.480\r\n and leave everything to me.\r\n No, it's all right.\r\n \r\n 14:51.580 --> 14:53.240\r\n And let's get this\r\n quite clear to start with,\r\n \r\n 14:53.340 --> 14:55.880\r\n you are not going anywhere,\r\n not while I'm in this house.\r\n \r\n 14:55.980 --> 14:57.390\r\n What about my weekend?\r\n \r\n 14:57.490 --> 14:58.223\r\n You can have your weekend here.\r\n \r\n 14:58.323 --> 15:00.600\r\n Reg and I will cope, that's\r\n what we came down for.\r\n \r\n 15:00.700 --> 15:01.860\r\n You can rest.\r\n \r\n 15:01.960 --> 15:03.110\r\n You can certainly forget the idea\r\n \r\n 15:03.210 --> 15:05.360\r\n of going anywhere with\r\n Norman, and that's final.\r\n \r\n 15:05.460 --> 15:07.130\r\n You are staying here.\r\n \r\n 15:07.230 --> 15:08.333\r\n Yes, I rather thought I would.\r\n \r\n 15:08.433 --> 15:09.992\r\n What you need is rest.\r\n \r\n 15:12.060 --> 15:15.320\r\n Tom, how\r\n nice to see you, Tom.\r\n \r\n 15:15.420 --> 15:16.540\r\n Hello, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 15:16.640 --> 15:17.550\r\n Keeping fit?\r\n \r\n 15:17.650 --> 15:18.830\r\n Tom, I've just been saying,\r\n \r\n 15:18.930 --> 15:21.417\r\n I honestly think Annie's\r\n been overdoing it.\r\n \r\n 15:21.517 --> 15:22.250\r\n Really, do you think so?\r\n \r\n 15:22.350 --> 15:24.760\r\n You really must take more care of her.\r\n \r\n 15:24.860 --> 15:27.340\r\n We all expect you to keep an eye on her.\r\n \r\n 15:27.440 --> 15:29.326\r\n You know, when we're not here.\r\n \r\n 15:29.426 --> 15:30.330\r\n I'll do my best.\r\n \r\n 15:30.430 --> 15:32.260\r\n She's rather your responsibility.\r\n \r\n 15:32.360 --> 15:33.673\r\n Yes, can't have that.\r\n \r\n 15:35.740 --> 15:38.140\r\n Been trying to get that\r\n cat out of the tree.\r\n \r\n 15:38.240 --> 15:40.363\r\n Your cat's gone up a tree, Annie.\r\n \r\n 15:41.640 --> 15:43.320\r\n Anyway, Annie's just decided\r\n \r\n 15:43.420 --> 15:44.153\r\n she's not going away this weekend.\r\n \r\n 15:44.253 --> 15:46.870\r\n She's gonna stay here\r\n and have a good rest.\r\n \r\n 15:46.970 --> 15:48.500\r\n Septic paw, you know.\r\n \r\n 15:48.600 --> 15:51.130\r\n And Reg and I will be\r\n here to look after her.\r\n \r\n 15:51.230 --> 15:52.760\r\n That's good news.\r\n \r\n 15:52.860 --> 15:54.120\r\n Aren't you going then?\r\n \r\n 15:54.220 --> 15:55.153\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 15:55.253 --> 15:56.600\r\n With your help, of course, Tom.\r\n \r\n 15:56.700 --> 15:57.800\r\n You must stay to supper.\r\n \r\n 15:57.900 --> 15:59.190\r\n - Supper.\r\n - Mustn't he, Annie?\r\n \r\n 15:59.290 --> 16:00.050\r\n Why not.\r\n \r\n 16:00.150 --> 16:01.800\r\n Save me opening a tin at home.\r\n \r\n 16:01.900 --> 16:03.340\r\n Lovely.\r\n \r\n 16:03.440 --> 16:04.840\r\n Well, I'll just pop\r\n upstairs and see Mother,\r\n \r\n 16:04.940 --> 16:07.340\r\n then I'll come down and\r\n organize everything.\r\n \r\n 16:07.440 --> 16:09.064\r\n Leave it all to Reg and me.\r\n \r\n 16:09.164 --> 16:10.110\r\n Where is Reg?\r\n \r\n 16:10.210 --> 16:11.990\r\n I asked him to bring\r\n those cases in ages ago.\r\n \r\n 16:12.090 --> 16:13.430\r\n I left him in the garden.\r\n \r\n 16:13.530 --> 16:14.263\r\n What's he doing in the garden?\r\n \r\n 16:14.363 --> 16:16.790\r\n Nothing much, just talking to Norman.\r\n \r\n 16:16.890 --> 16:17.887\r\n Norman?\r\n \r\n 16:17.987 --> 16:19.130\r\n Norman is here?\r\n \r\n 16:19.230 --> 16:20.450\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 16:20.550 --> 16:22.200\r\n Norman is here under this roof?\r\n \r\n 16:23.180 --> 16:24.900\r\n No, he's in the garden.\r\n \r\n 16:25.000 --> 16:26.420\r\n We were chatting away.\r\n \r\n 16:26.520 --> 16:27.520\r\n My God.\r\n \r\n 16:27.620 --> 16:28.480\r\n Chatting about what?\r\n \r\n 16:28.580 --> 16:30.270\r\n Various subjects.\r\n \r\n 16:30.370 --> 16:32.950\r\n Cats, his pajamas.\r\n Pajamas?\r\n \r\n 16:33.050 --> 16:34.130\r\n Yes, he was showing them to me.\r\n \r\n 16:34.230 --> 16:36.100\r\n You mean he's wearing them?\r\n \r\n 16:36.200 --> 16:38.963\r\n No, he was just,\r\n generally, waving them about.\r\n \r\n 16:40.160 --> 16:42.260\r\n Tom, stay here with Annie.\r\n \r\n 16:42.360 --> 16:44.310\r\n Don't move, stay here.\r\n \r\n 16:44.410 --> 16:45.243\r\n I'll be back.\r\n \r\n 16:54.800 --> 16:56.350\r\n Did you know Norman was here?\r\n \r\n 16:57.800 --> 16:59.370\r\n Yes, I saw him earlier.\r\n \r\n 17:01.302 --> 17:02.483\r\n Were you expecting him?\r\n \r\n 17:04.180 --> 17:05.440\r\n No, not really.\r\n \r\n 17:05.540 --> 17:07.577\r\n Well.\r\n \r\n 17:10.350 --> 17:11.440\r\n Put your feet up.\r\n \r\n 17:11.540 --> 17:14.160\r\n - What?\r\n - I should put your feet up.\r\n \r\n 17:14.260 --> 17:15.653\r\n No, not at the moment.\r\n \r\n 17:17.910 --> 17:20.479\r\n Bit worried\r\n about that paw, you know.\r\n \r\n 17:20.579 --> 17:21.312\r\n Paw?\r\n \r\n 17:21.412 --> 17:22.145\r\n On the cat.\r\n \r\n 17:22.245 --> 17:23.303\r\n Needs looking at.\r\n \r\n 17:24.400 --> 17:26.197\r\n Does he have a name, by the way?\r\n \r\n 17:26.297 --> 17:27.430\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 17:27.530 --> 17:28.970\r\n No, just Cat.\r\n \r\n 17:29.070 --> 17:30.585\r\n That's all right.\r\n \r\n 17:30.685 --> 17:32.230\r\n Don't suppose he minds.\r\n \r\n 17:32.330 --> 17:36.013\r\n Preferable to Oscar, or\r\n Herbert, or something.\r\n \r\n 17:37.230 --> 17:40.191\r\n He probably wouldn't\r\n answer to it if he had one.\r\n \r\n 17:40.291 --> 17:42.360\r\n Cats' names are more for human benefit.\r\n \r\n 17:42.460 --> 17:44.430\r\n They give one a degree more confidence\r\n \r\n 17:44.530 --> 17:46.800\r\n that the animal belongs to you.\r\n \r\n 17:46.900 --> 17:47.910\r\n They never do, of course.\r\n \r\n 17:48.010 --> 17:49.710\r\n Cats belong to no one but themselves.\r\n \r\n 17:49.810 --> 17:52.730\r\n I'm so stupid!\r\n \r\n 17:52.830 --> 17:53.663\r\n All right?\r\n \r\n 17:56.050 --> 17:57.703\r\n Yes, I feel such a fool.\r\n \r\n 18:00.360 --> 18:02.417\r\n Not much answer to that, is there?\r\n \r\n 18:03.903 --> 18:06.280\r\n Mind if I have a water biscuit?\r\n \r\n 18:06.380 --> 18:07.113\r\n Have the lot.\r\n \r\n 18:07.213 --> 18:09.810\r\n No, just one, spoil my dinner.\r\n \r\n 18:09.910 --> 18:11.333\r\n High baked.\r\n \r\n 18:13.010 --> 18:13.843\r\n Tom?\r\n \r\n 18:17.007 --> 18:17.740\r\n What did you think\r\n \r\n 18:17.840 --> 18:20.570\r\n when I said I was going off this weekend?\r\n \r\n 18:20.670 --> 18:22.390\r\n Well, I don't know.\r\n \r\n 18:22.490 --> 18:27.490\r\n I supposed I thought you\r\n were going off this weekend.\r\n \r\n 18:28.130 --> 18:29.675\r\n Want one?\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 18:29.775 --> 18:30.833\r\n They're a bit stale.\r\n \r\n 18:32.090 --> 18:34.314\r\n No, it did occur to me\r\n \r\n 18:34.414 --> 18:37.264\r\n that you might have liked\r\n someone to come along with you.\r\n \r\n 18:39.567 --> 18:40.300\r\n It did?\r\n \r\n 18:40.400 --> 18:43.623\r\n And then, I\r\n thought, well, probably not.\r\n \r\n 18:45.020 --> 18:45.853\r\n Why?\r\n \r\n 18:47.390 --> 18:49.310\r\n What on earth made you\r\n think I wanted to go off\r\n \r\n 18:49.410 --> 18:52.110\r\n and sit in some dreary\r\n hotel room on my own?\r\n \r\n 18:52.210 --> 18:54.360\r\n It did seem\r\n rather odd, I must say.\r\n \r\n 18:55.390 --> 18:56.800\r\n How long have you known me?\r\n \r\n 18:56.900 --> 18:58.597\r\n - Years.\r\n - Years.\r\n \r\n 19:00.155 --> 19:00.888\r\n And in all that time,\r\n \r\n 19:00.988 --> 19:04.053\r\n have I ever hinted that I\r\n wanted to go off by myself?\r\n \r\n 19:05.037 --> 19:05.825\r\n Well, not as far as I know.\r\n \r\n 19:05.925 --> 19:08.080\r\n Then why the hell should\r\n I want to do it now?\r\n \r\n 19:08.180 --> 19:09.427\r\n I don't know.\r\n \r\n 19:09.527 --> 19:10.260\r\n Simmer down.\r\n Why didn't you say,\r\n \r\n 19:10.360 --> 19:12.060\r\n Annie will you be all right on your own?\r\n \r\n 19:12.160 --> 19:13.460\r\n Would you like someone to come along?\r\n \r\n 19:13.560 --> 19:14.540\r\n Someone to be with you?\r\n \r\n 19:14.640 --> 19:15.780\r\n Someone to talk to you?\r\n \r\n 19:15.880 --> 19:18.150\r\n Why the hell didn't you\r\n think of saying it just once?\r\n \r\n 19:18.250 --> 19:18.983\r\n Come on.\r\n \r\n 19:19.083 --> 19:20.720\r\n Or was the whole\r\n prospect just too awful?\r\n \r\n 19:20.820 --> 19:22.730\r\n - No.\r\n - Well, then?\r\n \r\n 19:22.830 --> 19:24.130\r\n You should've said something.\r\n \r\n 19:24.230 --> 19:25.610\r\n You should've asked me along.\r\n \r\n 19:25.710 --> 19:27.697\r\n I'd have come, you should've asked me.\r\n \r\n 19:27.797 --> 19:30.380\r\n Yes, dear God, I'd\r\n have had to have done.\r\n \r\n 19:30.480 --> 19:32.530\r\n - Don't blame me.\r\n - I'm not blaming you.\r\n \r\n 19:33.411 --> 19:35.170\r\n Nun's knickers!\r\n \r\n 19:35.270 --> 19:36.283\r\n Language.\r\n \r\n 19:37.730 --> 19:38.950\r\n You're getting awfully het up.\r\n \r\n 19:39.050 --> 19:40.400\r\n I should put your feet up.\r\n \r\n 19:40.500 --> 19:43.093\r\n I don't want\r\n to put my bloody feet up.\r\n \r\n 19:45.698 --> 19:46.431\r\n Annie!\r\n \r\n 19:46.531 --> 19:47.540\r\n Annie, Annie, Annie!\r\n \r\n 19:47.640 --> 19:48.373\r\n Where is she then?\r\n \r\n 19:48.473 --> 19:50.389\r\n Where's that little sister of mine?\r\n \r\n 19:50.489 --> 19:52.410\r\n Where is she?\r\n \r\n 19:52.510 --> 19:53.243\r\n No idea.\r\n \r\n 19:53.343 --> 19:54.370\r\n Kitchen possibly.\r\n \r\n 19:54.470 --> 19:57.040\r\n He's a laugh, you know.\r\n \r\n 19:57.140 --> 19:58.588\r\n - Who?\r\n - Norman.\r\n \r\n 20:00.140 --> 20:01.324\r\n Goes on and on.\r\n \r\n 20:01.424 --> 20:02.157\r\n Don't know what he's talking about.\r\n \r\n 20:02.257 --> 20:02.990\r\n Makes me laugh though.\r\n \r\n 20:03.090 --> 20:04.257\r\n I don't care, I like him.\r\n \r\n 20:04.357 --> 20:05.870\r\n She's doesn't, but I do.\r\n \r\n 20:05.970 --> 20:06.990\r\n Women don't, you know.\r\n \r\n 20:07.090 --> 20:07.963\r\n Not many women like him.\r\n \r\n 20:08.063 --> 20:08.796\r\n I don't know why.\r\n \r\n 20:08.896 --> 20:10.970\r\n Sarah can't bear him, won't\r\n have him in the house.\r\n \r\n 20:11.070 --> 20:12.082\r\n Nor will his wife.\r\n \r\n 20:12.915 --> 20:14.270\r\n I think Annie gets\r\n on all right with him.\r\n \r\n 20:14.370 --> 20:15.500\r\n Well, Annie.\r\n \r\n 20:15.600 --> 20:16.480\r\n She's something special.\r\n \r\n 20:16.580 --> 20:17.820\r\n You'll be all right with her, Tom.\r\n \r\n 20:17.920 --> 20:20.240\r\n Take my word, if you decide\r\n to marry any of us, marry her.\r\n \r\n 20:20.340 --> 20:22.680\r\n Not that I'm saying you\r\n should, but if you did.\r\n \r\n 20:22.780 --> 20:24.150\r\n Mind you, you can't marry Ruth,\r\n I don't think you fancy me,\r\n \r\n 20:24.250 --> 20:26.002\r\n so there isn't much choice, is there?\r\n \r\n 20:28.466 --> 20:30.350\r\n They're all a bit\r\n peculiar at the moment.\r\n \r\n 20:30.450 --> 20:31.410\r\n Who are?\r\n \r\n 20:31.510 --> 20:33.290\r\n The women, all\r\n on edge for some reason.\r\n \r\n 20:33.390 --> 20:35.510\r\n Ha, the women are\r\n restless tonight?\r\n \r\n 20:35.610 --> 20:37.180\r\n Full moon.\r\n \r\n 20:37.280 --> 20:38.740\r\n Probably a full moon.\r\n \r\n 20:40.410 --> 20:43.160\r\n No, I think something's startled them.\r\n \r\n 20:43.260 --> 20:45.690\r\n Norman, or mice, one or the other.\r\n \r\n 20:45.790 --> 20:47.826\r\n I hear Annie's not going away now.\r\n \r\n 20:47.926 --> 20:48.659\r\n Apparently not.\r\n \r\n 20:48.759 --> 20:51.618\r\n Could've had my golf if I'd known.\r\n \r\n 20:51.718 --> 20:54.070\r\n Well, never mind.\r\n \r\n 20:55.313 --> 20:57.613\r\n Better go upstairs and\r\n see Mother in a minute.\r\n \r\n 20:58.580 --> 20:59.605\r\n Sarah's up there at the moment.\r\n \r\n 20:59.705 --> 21:01.810\r\n I'll wait till she comes down.\r\n \r\n 21:01.910 --> 21:03.780\r\n Two of them, too much of a good thing.\r\n \r\n 21:03.880 --> 21:05.530\r\n I'll put it off as long as I can.\r\n \r\n 21:06.570 --> 21:08.810\r\n Well, Mother always says the same thing.\r\n \r\n 21:08.910 --> 21:10.220\r\n What did you go and marry her for?\r\n \r\n 21:10.320 --> 21:11.340\r\n Biggest mistake of your life.\r\n \r\n 21:11.440 --> 21:12.940\r\n You'll live to regret it.\r\n \r\n 21:13.040 --> 21:15.240\r\n Trouble is, I can never\r\n think of a convincing answer.\r\n \r\n 21:15.340 --> 21:18.060\r\n She's probably right.\r\n \r\n 21:18.160 --> 21:20.090\r\n Mind you, there are compensations.\r\n \r\n 21:20.190 --> 21:21.573\r\n Children, sometimes.\r\n \r\n 21:22.500 --> 21:24.173\r\n Even Sarah, sometimes.\r\n \r\n 21:25.177 --> 21:28.077\r\n But when I sit here in this\r\n house and listen to the quiet,\r\n \r\n 21:29.696 --> 21:31.260\r\n do you know I wonder why I left.\r\n \r\n 21:31.360 --> 21:32.800\r\n I had my own room here, you know.\r\n \r\n 21:32.900 --> 21:36.610\r\n All my books, my own desk,\r\n a shelf for my hobbies.\r\n \r\n 21:36.710 --> 21:39.740\r\n I'd sit up there on my school\r\n holidays happy as a sandboy.\r\n \r\n 21:39.840 --> 21:41.370\r\n I'd build this balsa wood aeroplanes,\r\n \r\n 21:41.470 --> 21:44.040\r\n dozens of them, very satisfying.\r\n \r\n 21:44.140 --> 21:45.430\r\n Mind you, they never flew.\r\n \r\n 21:45.530 --> 21:47.683\r\n Soon as I launched them,\r\n crack, nosedive, firewood.\r\n \r\n 21:48.516 --> 21:49.249\r\n But it didn't really matter.\r\n \r\n 21:49.349 --> 21:50.720\r\n Hell of a bore winding them up, anyway.\r\n \r\n 21:50.820 --> 21:52.880\r\n I built one with the kids\r\n the other day, you know.\r\n \r\n 21:52.980 --> 21:54.177\r\n They didn't really take to it.\r\n \r\n 21:54.277 --> 21:55.267\r\n "Where are the guns, Dad?"\r\n \r\n 21:55.367 --> 21:56.400\r\n "Where are the bombs then?"\r\n \r\n 21:56.500 --> 21:58.400\r\n Well, what do you expect?\r\n \r\n 21:58.500 --> 22:01.840\r\n No, you see, I think I've\r\n stopped her from going.\r\n \r\n 22:01.940 --> 22:02.673\r\n Who?\r\n \r\n 22:02.773 --> 22:03.910\r\n Annie.\r\n \r\n 22:04.010 --> 22:05.310\r\n - You have?\r\n - Yeah.\r\n \r\n 22:05.410 --> 22:06.280\r\n Hope we'll get some dinner in a minute.\r\n \r\n 22:06.380 --> 22:07.140\r\n I'm getting peckish.\r\n \r\n 22:07.240 --> 22:09.720\r\n You see, she didn't\r\n want to go on her own.\r\n \r\n 22:09.820 --> 22:11.825\r\n On holiday, well, who does?\r\n \r\n 22:11.925 --> 22:14.241\r\n She was rather expecting\r\n me to offer to come, too.\r\n \r\n 22:14.341 --> 22:15.700\r\n You should've been\r\n in there like a shot?\r\n \r\n 22:15.800 --> 22:16.533\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 22:16.633 --> 22:17.630\r\n While you had the chance?\r\n \r\n 22:17.730 --> 22:18.463\r\n These are stale.\r\n \r\n 22:18.563 --> 22:19.619\r\n Now, I've gone and upset her.\r\n \r\n 22:19.719 --> 22:21.939\r\n Dear.\r\n \r\n 22:22.772 --> 22:23.900\r\n I've never been very\r\n good at this sort of thing.\r\n \r\n 22:24.000 --> 22:25.640\r\n Always seem to miss the moment.\r\n \r\n 22:25.740 --> 22:27.020\r\n That's how it goes, isn't it?\r\n \r\n 22:27.120 --> 22:29.170\r\n Yes, I've let her down.\r\n \r\n 22:29.270 --> 22:31.753\r\n I can feel myself doing\r\n it when I'm doing it.\r\n \r\n 22:33.400 --> 22:35.174\r\n I suppose I'll have to\r\n find a way of making it up.\r\n \r\n 22:35.274 --> 22:36.420\r\n Don't bother.\r\n \r\n 22:36.520 --> 22:37.490\r\n It'll blow over.\r\n \r\n 22:37.590 --> 22:38.690\r\n Wait for the new moon.\r\n \r\n 22:40.080 --> 22:41.080\r\n What are you doing in here?\r\n \r\n 22:41.180 --> 22:43.240\r\n I beg your pardon\r\n is the dining room closed?\r\n \r\n 22:43.340 --> 22:44.073\r\n Where's Annie?\r\n \r\n 22:44.173 --> 22:45.030\r\n Getting us something to eat, I hope.\r\n \r\n 22:45.130 --> 22:46.720\r\n Slaving over a hot stove.\r\n She is not.\r\n \r\n 22:46.820 --> 22:47.650\r\n And anyway, it's a cold meal.\r\n \r\n 22:47.750 --> 22:49.750\r\n Now, where is she?\r\n I don't know.\r\n \r\n 22:49.850 --> 22:51.830\r\n You haven't left her in\r\n the sitting room with Norman?\r\n \r\n 22:51.930 --> 22:52.850\r\n Well, possibly, what's wrong?\r\n \r\n 22:52.950 --> 22:53.980\r\n He's all right, he won't bite her.\r\n \r\n 22:54.080 --> 22:55.000\r\n My God.\r\n \r\n 22:55.100 --> 22:56.790\r\n Tom will inject her for\r\n rabies, won't you, Tom?\r\n \r\n 22:56.890 --> 22:58.262\r\n I'll go and look for her if you want.\r\n \r\n 22:58.362 --> 23:00.650\r\n - Inject her for rabies.\r\n - No, Tom, you stay here.\r\n \r\n 23:00.750 --> 23:01.483\r\n Reg.\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 23:01.583 --> 23:02.316\r\n Go and see if they're in there.\r\n \r\n 23:02.416 --> 23:03.420\r\n Why don't you?\r\n \r\n 23:03.520 --> 23:04.253\r\n Because I'd rather you did, please.\r\n \r\n 23:04.353 --> 23:05.240\r\n I'm not interested if they're in there.\r\n \r\n 23:05.340 --> 23:07.900\r\n It's not a matter of me whether\r\n they're in there or not.\r\n \r\n 23:08.000 --> 23:09.300\r\n You're the one who's\r\n concerned if they're in there.\r\n \r\n 23:09.400 --> 23:12.170\r\n Would you please do as I ask, for once?\r\n \r\n 23:12.270 --> 23:13.830\r\n Besides, it'll look much more natural.\r\n \r\n 23:13.930 --> 23:16.280\r\n - I say, what's going on?\r\n - Nothing to worry about, Tom.\r\n \r\n 23:16.380 --> 23:17.215\r\n Nothing at all.\r\n \r\n 23:17.315 --> 23:18.063\r\n I don't think it'll look more natural.\r\n \r\n 23:18.163 --> 23:20.080\r\n I mean, what's natural\r\n about me walking in there,\r\n \r\n 23:20.180 --> 23:21.340\r\n looking around, and\r\n then walking out again?\r\n \r\n 23:21.440 --> 23:22.780\r\n Well, pretend you've\r\n gone to fetch something.\r\n \r\n 23:22.880 --> 23:24.210\r\n Use your imagination, for heaven's sake.\r\n \r\n 23:24.310 --> 23:26.350\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 23:26.450 --> 23:27.230\r\n What am I supposed to be fetching?\r\n \r\n 23:27.330 --> 23:28.560\r\n I don't know, anything.\r\n \r\n 23:28.660 --> 23:29.610\r\n What's all this about a cold meal?\r\n \r\n 23:29.710 --> 23:31.390\r\n What sort of cold meal?\r\n Cold meat and salad.\r\n \r\n 23:31.490 --> 23:32.223\r\n Now, go on.\r\n \r\n 23:32.323 --> 23:33.778\r\n There's one thing I can't\r\n stand when I'm hungry,\r\n \r\n 23:33.878 --> 23:34.933\r\n it's salad.\r\n \r\n 23:38.500 --> 23:39.900\r\n He's a difficult man.\r\n \r\n 23:40.000 --> 23:41.960\r\n Such a difficult man.\r\n \r\n 23:42.060 --> 23:43.331\r\n Ask him to do a simple thing for you,\r\n \r\n 23:43.431 --> 23:45.081\r\n and there's a 20-minute argument.\r\n \r\n 23:48.610 --> 23:50.200\r\n Did you talk to Annie?\r\n \r\n 23:50.300 --> 23:51.743\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 23:51.843 --> 23:53.770\r\n Did she say anything?\r\n \r\n 23:53.870 --> 23:54.810\r\n She told me the reason why\r\n \r\n 23:54.910 --> 23:56.850\r\n she'd planned the whole weekend.\r\n \r\n 23:56.950 --> 23:58.470\r\n Why it had fallen through.\r\n \r\n 24:00.000 --> 24:03.197\r\n I could kick myself for\r\n being so slow off the mark.\r\n \r\n 24:03.297 --> 24:05.690\r\n You mustn't blame yourself.\r\n \r\n 24:05.790 --> 24:07.043\r\n I'm afraid I do, rather.\r\n \r\n 24:07.143 --> 24:08.320\r\n I don't see why.\r\n \r\n 24:08.420 --> 24:10.328\r\n I mean, you weren't to...\r\n Yes, they're in there.\r\n \r\n 24:10.428 --> 24:12.220\r\n What's that?\r\n \r\n 24:12.320 --> 24:14.120\r\n It's a waste paper basket, isn't it?\r\n \r\n 24:14.220 --> 24:16.310\r\n Couldn't you have found\r\n something a little more natural?\r\n \r\n 24:16.410 --> 24:17.273\r\n Well, what do you\r\n expect me to bring back?\r\n \r\n 24:17.373 --> 24:19.210\r\n A bloody grand piano?\r\n \r\n 24:19.310 --> 24:20.557\r\n Right, Tom.\r\n \r\n 24:20.657 --> 24:21.450\r\n I think it's high time that you went in\r\n \r\n 24:21.550 --> 24:23.372\r\n and said your piece.\r\n Really?\r\n \r\n 24:23.472 --> 24:25.353\r\n Let them know where you stand.\r\n \r\n 24:25.453 --> 24:27.250\r\n - Me?\r\n - Now, make sure Norman knows.\r\n \r\n 24:27.350 --> 24:28.794\r\n Norman?\r\n \r\n 24:28.894 --> 24:31.000\r\n You'll miss your chance\r\n if you don't do it soon.\r\n \r\n 24:31.100 --> 24:32.028\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 24:33.850 --> 24:34.770\r\n What are you doing?\r\n \r\n 24:34.870 --> 24:35.603\r\n Nothing.\r\n \r\n 24:35.703 --> 24:37.163\r\n Full moon, that's all, full moon.\r\n \r\n 24:51.850 --> 24:53.300\r\n I think this may have\r\n worked out for the best.\r\n \r\n 24:53.400 --> 24:55.640\r\n Might even stir Tom into action.\r\n \r\n 24:55.740 --> 24:57.090\r\n You haven't been eating these biscuits?\r\n \r\n 24:57.190 --> 24:57.923\r\n I squelched through a couple.\r\n \r\n 24:58.023 --> 24:59.160\r\n You'll spoil your meal.\r\n \r\n 24:59.260 --> 25:01.230\r\n Yes, all that lovely lettuce.\r\n \r\n 25:01.330 --> 25:02.839\r\n You and your stomach.\r\n \r\n 25:02.939 --> 25:05.500\r\n I had hoped I was in for\r\n a quiet weekend for once.\r\n \r\n 25:05.600 --> 25:06.463\r\n Seems it's not to be.\r\n \r\n 25:06.563 --> 25:08.990\r\n Just look at these forks.\r\n \r\n 25:09.090 --> 25:11.250\r\n They haven't been cleaned\r\n since we were last here.\r\n \r\n 25:11.350 --> 25:12.700\r\n It's a crying shame.\r\n \r\n 25:12.800 --> 25:13.790\r\n All this silver.\r\n \r\n 25:13.890 --> 25:15.933\r\n - Are we staying or going?\r\n - Well, we can hardly go home.\r\n \r\n 25:17.014 --> 25:18.140\r\n I thought the whole\r\n point of our being here\r\n \r\n 25:18.240 --> 25:20.157\r\n was to look after Mother,\r\n but if Annie's gonna be here.\r\n \r\n 25:20.257 --> 25:21.150\r\n Rather than being here\r\n looking after Mother,\r\n \r\n 25:21.250 --> 25:22.890\r\n we need someone here to look after her.\r\n \r\n 25:22.990 --> 25:24.617\r\n She's managed up till now, there's Tom.\r\n \r\n 25:24.717 --> 25:26.368\r\n Tom.\r\n \r\n 25:26.468 --> 25:28.280\r\n There's no point on relying on him.\r\n \r\n 25:28.380 --> 25:29.310\r\n I mean, he's pleasant enough,\r\n \r\n 25:29.410 --> 25:31.010\r\n but I don't think he's quite all there.\r\n \r\n 25:31.110 --> 25:32.370\r\n That's a terrible thing to say, I know.\r\n \r\n 25:32.470 --> 25:34.070\r\n But just look at the way he's behaved.\r\n \r\n 25:34.170 --> 25:36.830\r\n Mind you, she does precious\r\n little to encourage him.\r\n \r\n 25:36.930 --> 25:39.150\r\n How is she going to attract\r\n any man looking like that?\r\n \r\n 25:39.250 --> 25:39.983\r\n Let alone Tom.\r\n \r\n 25:40.083 --> 25:41.120\r\n She's all right.\r\n \r\n 25:41.220 --> 25:41.953\r\n Leave her alone.\r\n \r\n 25:42.053 --> 25:43.726\r\n Do you realize\r\n what would happen if I did?\r\n \r\n 25:43.826 --> 25:44.630\r\n She can manage.\r\n \r\n 25:44.730 --> 25:46.970\r\n I take it you've gathered\r\n what's going on in this house.\r\n \r\n 25:47.070 --> 25:48.240\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 25:48.340 --> 25:50.230\r\n Where have you been for the last hour?\r\n \r\n 25:50.330 --> 25:51.329\r\n What do you mean, where have I been?\r\n \r\n 25:51.429 --> 25:52.162\r\n You know where I've been.\r\n \r\n 25:52.262 --> 25:54.150\r\n I've been here waiting\r\n for something to eat.\r\n \r\n 25:54.250 --> 25:56.620\r\n Norman had planned to take Annie away\r\n \r\n 25:56.720 --> 25:58.193\r\n to a hotel this weekend.\r\n \r\n 25:59.600 --> 26:00.833\r\n - Norman?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 26:01.810 --> 26:02.860\r\n - With Annie?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 26:05.153 --> 26:06.940\r\n Was she the one he was\r\n gonna take to East Grinstead?\r\n \r\n 26:07.040 --> 26:08.320\r\n Of course she was.\r\n \r\n 26:08.420 --> 26:11.147\r\n Woo hoo!\r\n \r\n 26:12.350 --> 26:13.430\r\n Frankly, Reg I think there's something\r\n \r\n 26:13.530 --> 26:14.650\r\n mentally wrong with you.\r\n \r\n 26:14.750 --> 26:15.580\r\n I think you ought to see someone.\r\n \r\n 26:15.680 --> 26:17.340\r\n - Pfft!\r\n - I'm being serious.\r\n \r\n 26:17.440 --> 26:19.410\r\n How can you pay so little\r\n attention to your own family?\r\n \r\n 26:19.510 --> 26:20.243\r\n To your own sister?\r\n \r\n 26:20.343 --> 26:21.390\r\n Come on now, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 26:21.490 --> 26:23.290\r\n Come on, sit down.\r\n \r\n 26:23.390 --> 26:25.197\r\n Look, you've done nothing\r\n but run round and round.\r\n \r\n 26:25.297 --> 26:26.067\r\n I think it's funny, I can't help it.\r\n \r\n 26:26.167 --> 26:27.210\r\n You're the same at home.\r\n \r\n 26:27.310 --> 26:28.275\r\n Exactly the same.\r\n \r\n 26:28.375 --> 26:29.770\r\n - Now come...\r\n - Yes you can walk away,\r\n \r\n 26:29.870 --> 26:31.703\r\n but it's always left for\r\n me to deal with, isn't it?\r\n \r\n 26:31.803 --> 26:34.360\r\n It's always left for me to\r\n apologize to people for you.\r\n \r\n 26:34.460 --> 26:35.193\r\n It's always left for me\r\n \r\n 26:35.293 --> 26:37.260\r\n to explain why you walk straight upstairs\r\n \r\n 26:37.360 --> 26:38.430\r\n as soon as anyone comes to visit us.\r\n \r\n 26:38.530 --> 26:39.263\r\n They're your friends.\r\n \r\n 26:39.363 --> 26:40.460\r\n It's me that's left looking stupid\r\n \r\n 26:40.560 --> 26:41.480\r\n in front of the headmistress\r\n \r\n 26:41.580 --> 26:43.020\r\n when you forget the names\r\n of our own children.\r\n \r\n 26:43.120 --> 26:43.853\r\n That was only once.\r\n \r\n 26:43.953 --> 26:44.844\r\n They run wild, those children,\r\n \r\n 26:44.944 --> 26:46.486\r\n and you have done nothing, nothing at all.\r\n \r\n 26:46.586 --> 26:48.310\r\n If I didn't get them food, they'd starve.\r\n \r\n 26:48.410 --> 26:50.480\r\n If I didn't buy them\r\n clothes, they'd be naked.\r\n \r\n 26:50.580 --> 26:51.460\r\n You sit in that room,\r\n \r\n 26:51.560 --> 26:54.070\r\n which I spend my whole\r\n life trying to keep tidy,\r\n \r\n 26:54.170 --> 26:55.970\r\n fiddling with aeroplanes\r\n and bits of cardboard,\r\n \r\n 26:56.070 --> 26:57.680\r\n and now, you can't even be\r\n bothered with your own sister.\r\n \r\n 26:57.780 --> 26:59.110\r\n Sarah, would you kindly stop talking?\r\n \r\n 26:59.210 --> 27:00.406\r\n No, I will not stop talking.\r\n \r\n 27:00.506 --> 27:02.150\r\n You've talked at me since\r\n I got up this morning.\r\n \r\n 27:02.250 --> 27:03.529\r\n You've talked at me over breakfast.\r\n \r\n 27:03.629 --> 27:04.814\r\n It happens to be the only\r\n way I can get through to you.\r\n \r\n 27:04.914 --> 27:06.570\r\n You've talked at me solidly\r\n in the car for an hour,\r\n \r\n 27:06.670 --> 27:08.180\r\n nearly causing us to have\r\n a very serious accident.\r\n \r\n 27:08.280 --> 27:09.430\r\n Which was entirely your fault.\r\n \r\n 27:09.530 --> 27:10.263\r\n And ever since we've arrived here,\r\n \r\n 27:10.363 --> 27:11.270\r\n you haven't stopped for a second.\r\n \r\n 27:11.370 --> 27:13.623\r\n Now, for the love of God, shut up!\r\n \r\n 27:16.380 --> 27:18.120\r\n I will not be spoken to like that.\r\n \r\n 27:18.220 --> 27:20.270\r\n I will not have you raising\r\n your voice to me like that.\r\n \r\n 27:20.370 --> 27:22.220\r\n Just who do you think\r\n it is you're talking to?\r\n \r\n 27:22.320 --> 27:23.993\r\n I think, like you, I'm\r\n talking to a brick wall.\r\n \r\n 27:24.093 --> 27:25.648\r\n I'm going for a walk.\r\n All right, go!\r\n \r\n 27:25.748 --> 27:28.727\r\n Go, go on then, go you beastly little man!\r\n \r\n 27:29.560 --> 27:30.393\r\n Sarah!\r\n \r\n 27:35.535 --> 27:36.848\r\n Biscuits.\r\n \r\n 27:36.948 --> 27:38.198\r\n Here, let me.\r\n \r\n 27:41.583 --> 27:43.916\r\n What's the matter?\r\n Nothing.\r\n \r\n 27:45.530 --> 27:46.743\r\n Is she all right?\r\n \r\n 27:49.620 --> 27:50.773\r\n I'll get a dustpan.\r\n \r\n 27:54.110 --> 27:56.460\r\n You are contemptible.\r\n \r\n 27:56.560 --> 27:59.133\r\n You really must learn to\r\n control that temper of yours.\r\n \r\n 28:00.066 --> 28:02.908\r\n You're the most contemptible\r\n man I've ever known.\r\n \r\n 28:03.008 --> 28:05.458\r\n Don't worry, the feeling's\r\n mutual, don't worry.\r\n \r\n 28:07.680 --> 28:10.603\r\n God knows what's gonna\r\n happen to us, God knows.\r\n \r\n 28:11.650 --> 28:12.383\r\n Here we are.\r\n \r\n 28:12.483 --> 28:14.220\r\n Soon clear this up.\r\n \r\n 28:14.320 --> 28:15.480\r\n Sorry about this.\r\n \r\n 28:15.580 --> 28:16.960\r\n It's all right.\r\n \r\n 28:17.060 --> 28:18.720\r\n Accidents will happen.\r\n \r\n 28:18.820 --> 28:20.223\r\n It wasn't an accident.\r\n \r\n 28:22.063 --> 28:23.930\r\n No, the biscuits were so stale\r\n \r\n 28:24.030 --> 28:26.083\r\n they threw themselves off\r\n the table in desperation.\r\n \r\n 28:29.080 --> 28:31.210\r\n What have you decided, Annie?\r\n \r\n 28:31.310 --> 28:33.910\r\n Well, it's all rather\r\n settled itself, hasn't it?\r\n \r\n 28:34.010 --> 28:35.450\r\n I'm staying, of course.\r\n \r\n 28:35.550 --> 28:37.877\r\n I mean, it's entirely up to you.\r\n \r\n 28:37.977 --> 28:41.040\r\n All I was doing was trying...\r\n I'm sure it's for the best.\r\n \r\n 28:41.140 --> 28:41.873\r\n Tom and Norman\r\n \r\n 28:41.973 --> 28:44.200\r\n have sorted out their\r\n differences, have they?\r\n \r\n 28:44.300 --> 28:45.910\r\n I don't think there were any really.\r\n \r\n 28:46.010 --> 28:48.880\r\n Norman's getting drunk and\r\n Tom is looking thoughtful.\r\n \r\n 28:48.980 --> 28:51.883\r\n Well, I've done what I can.\r\n \r\n 28:53.050 --> 28:54.164\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 28:54.264 --> 28:56.310\r\n I think the man must\r\n be mentally defective.\r\n \r\n 28:56.410 --> 28:57.510\r\n I think they both are.\r\n \r\n 28:58.600 --> 28:59.589\r\n I'll bring some things in.\r\n \r\n 28:59.689 --> 29:01.106\r\n - No, it's all right...\r\n - No, no, no, I want to!\r\n \r\n 29:01.206 --> 29:03.789\r\n I want to bring some things in!\r\n \r\n 29:11.850 --> 29:13.760\r\n Well, we seem to have\r\n upset your weekend.\r\n \r\n 29:13.860 --> 29:14.693\r\n Not really.\r\n \r\n 29:16.376 --> 29:17.423\r\n It was a mad idea.\r\n \r\n 29:19.190 --> 29:22.100\r\n Still, rather flattering having two men\r\n \r\n 29:22.200 --> 29:23.523\r\n bidding for my favors.\r\n \r\n 29:24.500 --> 29:26.641\r\n Even if they are Tom and Norman.\r\n \r\n 29:28.068 --> 29:28.801\r\n Well, I must say\r\n \r\n 29:28.901 --> 29:31.115\r\n I didn't know I had a\r\n little sister like you.\r\n \r\n 29:32.270 --> 29:33.850\r\n It's ridiculous, really.\r\n \r\n 29:33.950 --> 29:35.167\r\n I knew one of us took after Mother,\r\n \r\n 29:35.267 --> 29:36.820\r\n and I couldn't think who it was.\r\n \r\n 29:36.920 --> 29:39.163\r\n Certainly, not me or Ruth.\r\n Not Ruth.\r\n \r\n 29:40.368 --> 29:41.580\r\n Remember when Mother\r\n took us on that holiday?\r\n \r\n 29:41.680 --> 29:42.413\r\n Where was it?\r\n \r\n 29:42.513 --> 29:43.246\r\n Weston-super-Mare.\r\n \r\n 29:43.346 --> 29:44.590\r\n Were you old enough to remember?\r\n \r\n 29:44.690 --> 29:46.780\r\n When she picked up that sailor.\r\n \r\n 29:46.880 --> 29:48.620\r\n Yeah, he kept on throwing that ball\r\n \r\n 29:48.720 --> 29:49.570\r\n half a mile down the beach.\r\n \r\n 29:49.670 --> 29:51.136\r\n Trying to get us all to\r\n go and run and fetch it.\r\n \r\n 29:51.236 --> 29:51.973\r\n "Go along kids, go on and fetch it."\r\n \r\n 29:52.073 --> 29:54.028\r\n "Go on run after it, I\r\n wanna talk to your mum."\r\n \r\n 29:54.128 --> 29:55.847\r\n - And Ruth wouldn't go.\r\n - No, she wouldn't budge.\r\n \r\n 29:55.947 --> 29:56.680\r\n "I'm staying here."\r\n \r\n 29:56.780 --> 29:57.513\r\n "I don't trust him."\r\n \r\n 29:57.613 --> 29:58.717\r\n And Mother kept saying,\r\n "Go along Ruth, dear."\r\n \r\n 29:58.817 --> 30:00.943\r\n "Go along and play."\r\n \r\n 30:01.043 --> 30:02.180\r\n And there was that Polish rear gunner.\r\n \r\n 30:02.280 --> 30:04.750\r\n Yes, and Father\r\n came home early on leave.\r\n \r\n 30:04.850 --> 30:05.874\r\n That drain pipe's\r\n still broken, you know?\r\n \r\n 30:05.974 --> 30:06.807\r\n I had a look.\r\n \r\n 30:13.159 --> 30:15.720\r\n Don't let me spoil the joke.\r\n \r\n 30:15.820 --> 30:18.280\r\n I'm sure you both find\r\n me terribly amusing.\r\n \r\n 30:18.380 --> 30:20.020\r\n I'm sure everyone finds me hilarious.\r\n \r\n 30:20.120 --> 30:23.357\r\n Not at all.\r\n \r\n 30:27.670 --> 30:28.703\r\n Sarah.\r\n \r\n 30:30.970 --> 30:32.220\r\n What was the joke?\r\n \r\n 30:32.320 --> 30:33.800\r\n Nothing really.\r\n \r\n 30:33.900 --> 30:37.470\r\n Norman told me to come in\r\n and try jolly things up.\r\n \r\n 30:37.570 --> 30:38.567\r\n It doesn't seem to have worked.\r\n \r\n 30:38.667 --> 30:40.025\r\n Hardly at all.\r\n \r\n 30:42.240 --> 30:43.073\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 30:48.060 --> 30:49.320\r\n I brought a bottle of this.\r\n \r\n 30:49.420 --> 30:50.863\r\n Help wash down the radishes.\r\n \r\n 30:52.210 --> 30:53.590\r\n I managed to salvage it.\r\n \r\n 30:53.690 --> 30:54.640\r\n Norman's drunk most of it.\r\n \r\n 30:54.740 --> 30:56.140\r\n I didn't know we\r\n had anything like that\r\n \r\n 30:56.240 --> 30:58.000\r\n in this house.\r\n Homemade.\r\n \r\n 30:58.100 --> 31:00.767\r\n Mother made it last year\r\n just before she was ill.\r\n \r\n 31:00.867 --> 31:02.320\r\n Annie and I bottled it.\r\n \r\n 31:02.420 --> 31:04.990\r\n Tastes revolting but it's very potent.\r\n \r\n 31:05.090 --> 31:05.823\r\n Carrot.\r\n \r\n 31:05.923 --> 31:06.770\r\n Does it have to be carrot?\r\n \r\n 31:06.870 --> 31:09.240\r\n Well, there's also parsnip or dandelion.\r\n \r\n 31:09.340 --> 31:11.780\r\n But this seems to have the\r\n slightly better bouquet.\r\n \r\n 31:11.880 --> 31:12.910\r\n The dandelion's all right,\r\n \r\n 31:13.010 --> 31:14.790\r\n but I lost the use of one side of my face\r\n \r\n 31:14.890 --> 31:17.213\r\n for about an hour after I drank it, here.\r\n \r\n 31:22.932 --> 31:24.710\r\n What do you think?\r\n \r\n 31:24.810 --> 31:25.543\r\n Not bad.\r\n \r\n 31:25.643 --> 31:27.035\r\n Not bad at all.\r\n \r\n 31:27.868 --> 31:31.070\r\n Good grief.\r\n \r\n 31:31.170 --> 31:33.120\r\n I think it's an acquired taste.\r\n \r\n 31:34.110 --> 31:36.538\r\n You must have a stomach\r\n like a blast furnace.\r\n \r\n 31:36.638 --> 31:37.440\r\n Grub's up.\r\n \r\n 31:37.540 --> 31:39.420\r\n Ha, the great\r\n caterpillar hunt is on.\r\n \r\n 31:39.520 --> 31:40.720\r\n No, it isn't.\r\n \r\n 31:40.820 --> 31:42.501\r\n I've washed the lettuce this time.\r\n \r\n 31:42.601 --> 31:43.334\r\n Yeah?\r\n \r\n 31:43.434 --> 31:44.870\r\n Well, I rinsed it under the tap twice.\r\n \r\n 31:44.970 --> 31:46.220\r\n Shall I give Norman a call?\r\n \r\n 31:46.320 --> 31:47.053\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 31:47.153 --> 31:48.510\r\n What I always say\r\n about your salads, Annie,\r\n \r\n 31:48.610 --> 31:49.870\r\n is that I may not enjoy eating them,\r\n \r\n 31:49.970 --> 31:52.290\r\n but I learn an awful lot\r\n about insect biology.\r\n \r\n 31:52.390 --> 31:54.000\r\n My appreciation of the anatomy of earwig\r\n \r\n 31:54.100 --> 31:55.200\r\n has increased enormously.\r\n \r\n 31:55.300 --> 31:57.493\r\n Could we keep off the subject, please?\r\n \r\n 31:58.940 --> 32:00.000\r\n Wine, Sarah?\r\n \r\n 32:00.100 --> 32:01.730\r\n What is it?\r\n \r\n 32:01.830 --> 32:03.473\r\n Wine, homemade.\r\n \r\n 32:04.550 --> 32:06.183\r\n Well, just a little, thank you, Tom.\r\n \r\n 32:16.098 --> 32:18.004\r\n Pass the centipede sauce, please.\r\n \r\n 32:30.200 --> 32:31.403\r\n Well, here's to us.\r\n \r\n 32:32.433 --> 32:35.400\r\n I think it would be fitting\r\n to drink to Tom and Annie.\r\n \r\n 32:35.500 --> 32:36.813\r\n Really, why is that?\r\n \r\n 32:37.820 --> 32:39.610\r\n Because we're here.\r\n \r\n 32:39.710 --> 32:41.130\r\n I see.\r\n \r\n 32:41.230 --> 32:42.770\r\n I thought there was a special reason.\r\n \r\n 32:42.870 --> 32:45.423\r\n Well, that rather depends\r\n on you, Tom, doesn't it?\r\n \r\n 32:45.523 --> 32:49.220\r\n - Cheers, anyway.\r\n - Good health, Tom and Annie.\r\n \r\n 32:49.320 --> 32:50.493\r\n Tom, Annie.\r\n \r\n 32:51.810 --> 32:52.963\r\n Tom and Annie.\r\n \r\n 32:59.880 --> 33:00.713\r\n Really rather...\r\n \r\n 33:01.934 --> 33:03.907\r\n Sarah!\r\n \r\n 33:04.007 --> 33:05.320\r\n It rather took me by surprise.\r\n \r\n 33:05.420 --> 33:07.193\r\n Yes, it tends to do that.\r\n \r\n 33:09.270 --> 33:10.130\r\n That will do, Tom.\r\n \r\n 33:10.230 --> 33:11.430\r\n Thank you, that will do.\r\n \r\n 33:12.312 --> 33:13.813\r\n It'll kill off any beetles\r\n you might have swallowed.\r\n \r\n 33:13.913 --> 33:15.600\r\n Will you stop making remarks like that!\r\n \r\n 33:15.700 --> 33:17.510\r\n - Sorry, sorry.\r\n - For goodness sake,\r\n \r\n 33:17.610 --> 33:18.590\r\n for once in this family,\r\n \r\n 33:18.690 --> 33:20.142\r\n let's try and have a civilized meal!\r\n \r\n 33:57.666 --> 33:58.698\r\n Good morning.\r\n \r\n 34:01.916 --> 34:03.948\r\n Lovely morning.\r\n \r\n 34:04.048 --> 34:05.298\r\n Hear the birds?\r\n \r\n 34:07.883 --> 34:09.790\r\n Sleep well, did you?\r\n \r\n 34:09.890 --> 34:11.703\r\n I say, I hope you slept well.\r\n \r\n 34:12.730 --> 34:13.613\r\n I slept well.\r\n \r\n 34:19.159 --> 34:20.159\r\n Morning.\r\n \r\n 34:23.590 --> 34:24.423\r\n Sleep well?\r\n \r\n 34:28.870 --> 34:31.683\r\n I slept like a log.\r\n \r\n 34:31.783 --> 34:33.163\r\n It must've been that wine.\r\n \r\n 34:33.263 --> 34:34.610\r\n It's wonderful.\r\n \r\n 34:34.710 --> 34:37.440\r\n It's a rotten drink, but it\r\n makes a terrific sleeping draft.\r\n \r\n 34:37.540 --> 34:38.790\r\n I'd market it.\r\n \r\n 34:38.890 --> 34:42.193\r\n Sleep Nature's way with\r\n our dandelion brew, arrr.\r\n \r\n 34:49.064 --> 34:50.064\r\n What have we got for breakfast, then?\r\n \r\n 34:50.164 --> 34:51.581\r\n What have we got?\r\n \r\n 34:54.485 --> 34:55.981\r\n Reg!\r\n \r\n 34:56.081 --> 34:57.197\r\n Breakfast!\r\n \r\n 34:57.297 --> 34:58.464\r\n Right!\r\n \r\n 35:01.462 --> 35:02.920\r\n How's old Reg this morning?\r\n \r\n 35:03.020 --> 35:04.007\r\n All right, is he?\r\n \r\n 35:05.710 --> 35:07.023\r\n Did he sleep well, did he?\r\n \r\n 35:10.500 --> 35:13.640\r\n I can tell you, I can do\r\n with some breakfast.\r\n \r\n 35:13.740 --> 35:15.310\r\n I missed my meal last night.\r\n \r\n 35:15.410 --> 35:17.750\r\n Did you know that, I missed my meal.\r\n \r\n 35:17.850 --> 35:19.480\r\n I didn't hear the dinner gong.\r\n \r\n 35:19.580 --> 35:21.630\r\n What sort of a hotel do you call this?\r\n \r\n 35:25.996 --> 35:26.960\r\n Have you taken Mother hers up?\r\n \r\n 35:27.060 --> 35:27.893\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 35:28.948 --> 35:31.031\r\n I'll sit here, shall I?\r\n \r\n 35:32.926 --> 35:35.426\r\n Is it all right if I sit here?\r\n \r\n 35:38.200 --> 35:40.500\r\n Does anyone have any\r\n objections if I sit here?\r\n \r\n 35:43.530 --> 35:44.363\r\n I'll sit here.\r\n \r\n 35:46.786 --> 35:48.036\r\n Morning, all.\r\n \r\n 35:50.250 --> 35:51.550\r\n Morning.\r\n \r\n 36:03.770 --> 36:06.853\r\n Well, you're a right\r\n cheery lot, I must say.\r\n \r\n 36:08.430 --> 36:11.607\r\n Look at you, a right cheery lot.\r\n \r\n 36:13.416 --> 36:14.391\r\n Hello!\r\n \r\n 36:14.491 --> 36:15.301\r\n Hello!\r\n \r\n 36:15.401 --> 36:16.234\r\n Yoohoo!\r\n \r\n 36:19.640 --> 36:23.490\r\n Nobody in this house is\r\n speaking to you ever again.\r\n \r\n 36:24.956 --> 36:26.683\r\n I see.\r\n \r\n 36:27.820 --> 36:29.870\r\n That's the way the Swiss rolls, is it?\r\n \r\n 36:29.970 --> 36:33.963\r\n I see, yes, that is\r\n the way the apple crumbles.\r\n \r\n 36:35.143 --> 36:37.523\r\n That is the way the corn flakes.\r\n \r\n 36:39.860 --> 36:40.593\r\n Look out the butter.\r\n \r\n 36:40.693 --> 36:41.617\r\n Sarah!\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 36:41.717 --> 36:42.743\r\n Ha ha, caught you, you spoke to me.\r\n \r\n 36:49.506 --> 36:51.620\r\n All right, I'll talk to myself then.\r\n \r\n 36:51.720 --> 36:52.960\r\n Hello, Norman, good morning, Norman.\r\n \r\n 36:53.060 --> 36:53.793\r\n How are you, Norman?\r\n \r\n 36:53.893 --> 36:54.970\r\n I'm very well, thanks, Norman.\r\n \r\n 36:55.070 --> 36:57.055\r\n That's good news, Norman.\r\n Shut up, Norman.\r\n \r\n 36:57.155 --> 37:02.155\r\n Caught you, again.\r\n \r\n 37:03.385 --> 37:04.302\r\n Two of you.\r\n \r\n 37:05.412 --> 37:06.953\r\n Just gotta get old Reg now.\r\n \r\n 37:08.110 --> 37:09.213\r\n Two out of three.\r\n \r\n 37:10.060 --> 37:11.403\r\n Just Reg left.\r\n \r\n 37:12.598 --> 37:13.431\r\n Look out, Reg!\r\n \r\n 37:15.300 --> 37:17.683\r\n Ha, can't catch him that way.\r\n \r\n 37:22.040 --> 37:23.073\r\n Well.\r\n \r\n 37:29.170 --> 37:30.003\r\n Hey, Reg.\r\n \r\n 37:32.350 --> 37:33.513\r\n Well, don't speak.\r\n \r\n 37:33.613 --> 37:34.446\r\n I don't care.\r\n \r\n 37:35.740 --> 37:36.640\r\n Doesn't bother me.\r\n \r\n 37:38.830 --> 37:41.230\r\n I don't know why you're\r\n all being so unsociable.\r\n \r\n 37:42.754 --> 37:44.770\r\n All right, so I had a\r\n few drinks last night.\r\n \r\n 37:44.870 --> 37:46.193\r\n What is wrong with that?\r\n \r\n 37:47.150 --> 37:49.600\r\n Hasn't anyone around this\r\n table ever had a drink?\r\n \r\n 37:50.764 --> 37:53.070\r\n Come on, I don't believe it.\r\n \r\n 37:53.170 --> 37:54.250\r\n You've had a drink haven't you, Reg?\r\n \r\n 37:54.350 --> 37:55.083\r\n Ha, caught you,\r\n \r\n 37:55.183 --> 37:56.194\r\n you spoke to me.\r\n No, I didn't.\r\n \r\n 37:59.410 --> 38:01.128\r\n Three to me.\r\n \r\n 38:01.228 --> 38:02.457\r\n I've won.\r\n \r\n 38:07.820 --> 38:08.960\r\n All right, don't speak.\r\n \r\n 38:09.060 --> 38:09.793\r\n I don't care.\r\n \r\n 38:09.893 --> 38:10.790\r\n It doesn't bother me.\r\n \r\n 38:12.810 --> 38:14.910\r\n It's going to be a pretty dull Sunday\r\n \r\n 38:15.010 --> 38:16.863\r\n if we all sit around here in silence.\r\n \r\n 38:20.340 --> 38:21.790\r\n But I'm not going to sit in silence.\r\n \r\n 38:21.890 --> 38:23.273\r\n I'll find something to do.\r\n \r\n 38:29.220 --> 38:31.533\r\n I know, I'll go up and frighten Mother.\r\n \r\n 38:33.260 --> 38:34.123\r\n Nearly caught you again.\r\n \r\n 38:42.122 --> 38:45.880\r\n Is it too much to ask\r\n for something to eat?\r\n \r\n 38:45.980 --> 38:48.263\r\n It is too much to ask\r\n for something to eat.\r\n \r\n 38:55.160 --> 38:56.423\r\n May I borrow your bowl?\r\n \r\n 39:00.749 --> 39:02.099\r\n That's awfully kind of you.\r\n \r\n 39:05.190 --> 39:06.443\r\n And your spoon?\r\n \r\n 39:10.570 --> 39:13.530\r\n Now, what shall I have?\r\n \r\n 39:13.630 --> 39:17.663\r\n Ha, Puffa Puffa Rice.\r\n \r\n 39:30.147 --> 39:32.064\r\n What, no Sunday papers?\r\n \r\n 39:32.990 --> 39:35.190\r\n I shall just have to\r\n read my morning cereal.\r\n \r\n 39:36.450 --> 39:37.393\r\n Cereal.\r\n \r\n 39:37.493 --> 39:38.493\r\n Did we all get that?\r\n \r\n 39:41.620 --> 39:42.620\r\n Apparently we don't.\r\n \r\n 39:47.200 --> 39:48.093\r\n Stop!\r\n \r\n 39:48.940 --> 39:49.930\r\n Stop everything.\r\n \r\n 39:50.030 --> 39:54.390\r\n Listen, a free pair of pinking shears\r\n \r\n 39:55.380 --> 39:58.670\r\n for only 79 p and six Puffa Puffa tokens.\r\n \r\n 39:58.770 --> 39:59.770\r\n Hurry, hurry, hurry.\r\n \r\n 40:02.070 --> 40:02.803\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 40:02.903 --> 40:04.630\r\n Is nobody hurrying?\r\n \r\n 40:04.730 --> 40:06.663\r\n Do you mean to tell me\r\n that none of you want them?\r\n \r\n 40:09.710 --> 40:12.980\r\n Where is the spirit of British pinking?\r\n \r\n 40:19.060 --> 40:21.463\r\n Dead, presumably, like my relationship.\r\n \r\n 40:27.360 --> 40:28.550\r\n Hang on.\r\n \r\n 40:28.650 --> 40:30.233\r\n Hang on, I've got another game.\r\n \r\n 40:31.530 --> 40:33.190\r\n Mind reading.\r\n \r\n 40:33.290 --> 40:34.340\r\n I'll read your minds.\r\n \r\n 40:35.960 --> 40:37.376\r\n Where should we start?\r\n \r\n 40:43.006 --> 40:43.839\r\n Sarah.\r\n \r\n 40:45.970 --> 40:47.813\r\n Sarah is thinking,\r\n \r\n 40:49.200 --> 40:51.870\r\n that noisy man there should\r\n be at home with his wife.\r\n \r\n 40:51.970 --> 40:53.090\r\n What is he doing\r\n \r\n 40:53.190 --> 40:56.190\r\n shattering the calm of our\r\n peaceful Sunday breakfast\r\n \r\n 40:56.290 --> 40:59.540\r\n with his offers of reduced\r\n price pinking shears?\r\n \r\n 40:59.640 --> 41:02.080\r\n Why is he here shouting at us like this,\r\n \r\n 41:02.180 --> 41:04.420\r\n when he should be at home\r\n like any other decent husband,\r\n \r\n 41:04.520 --> 41:05.743\r\n shouting at his wife?\r\n \r\n 41:07.170 --> 41:11.980\r\n He came down here to seduce\r\n his wife's own sister.\r\n \r\n 41:12.080 --> 41:13.693\r\n How low can he get?\r\n \r\n 41:15.020 --> 41:17.920\r\n The fact that his wife's own\r\n sister was perfectly prepared,\r\n \r\n 41:18.020 --> 41:18.870\r\n at one stage anyway,\r\n \r\n 41:18.970 --> 41:20.720\r\n to go off with him is besides the point.\r\n \r\n 41:20.820 --> 41:23.720\r\n The fact that little Annie\r\n here was perfectly prepared\r\n \r\n 41:23.820 --> 41:26.510\r\n to ditch old reliable\r\n Tom and come off with me,\r\n \r\n 41:26.610 --> 41:28.990\r\n without a second thought,\r\n is beside the point.\r\n \r\n 41:29.090 --> 41:30.100\r\n We won't mention that\r\n \r\n 41:30.200 --> 41:33.613\r\n because it doesn't fit in with\r\n facts as we would like them.\r\n \r\n 41:38.900 --> 41:41.593\r\n And what is little Annie\r\n thinking, I wonder?\r\n \r\n 41:44.320 --> 41:47.613\r\n Perhaps she is furtively\r\n admiring my pajamas.\r\n \r\n 41:49.620 --> 41:51.573\r\n Pajamas that could've been hers.\r\n \r\n 41:55.640 --> 41:58.080\r\n With all that they contain.\r\n \r\n 41:58.180 --> 42:00.413\r\n Those nearly were mine.\r\n \r\n 42:03.300 --> 42:08.130\r\n Perhaps, she is thinking,\r\n that was a close shave.\r\n \r\n 42:08.230 --> 42:09.720\r\n I could be shacked up with this man\r\n \r\n 42:09.820 --> 42:11.860\r\n in some dreadful hotel\r\n at this very moment.\r\n \r\n 42:11.960 --> 42:13.710\r\n What a lucky escape for me.\r\n \r\n 42:13.810 --> 42:17.440\r\n Thank heavens I am home here\r\n amidst my talkative family,\r\n \r\n 42:17.540 --> 42:20.100\r\n exchanging witty breakfast banter,\r\n \r\n 42:20.200 --> 42:23.120\r\n knowing that my two-legged\r\n companion and friend,\r\n \r\n 42:23.220 --> 42:25.230\r\n Tom the rambling vet,\r\n \r\n 42:25.330 --> 42:29.170\r\n is even now planning to\r\n propose to me in 1997,\r\n \r\n 42:29.270 --> 42:31.480\r\n just as soon as he's cured our cat.\r\n \r\n 42:31.580 --> 42:34.730\r\n Meanwhile, I will live here\r\n peacefully, totally fulfilled,\r\n \r\n 42:34.830 --> 42:37.040\r\n racing up and down stairs\r\n looking after Mother\r\n \r\n 42:37.140 --> 42:39.463\r\n until I'm 55 and fat.\r\n \r\n 42:40.300 --> 42:42.890\r\n I'm glad I didn't go on that weekend.\r\n \r\n 42:42.990 --> 42:45.560\r\n Well, let me tell you something, so am I.\r\n \r\n 42:45.660 --> 42:48.043\r\n I wouldn't want a weekend with you anyway.\r\n \r\n 42:48.143 --> 42:50.350\r\n I'll tell you the funniest\r\n thing of all, shall I?\r\n \r\n 42:50.450 --> 42:52.140\r\n I didn't even book the hotel.\r\n \r\n 42:52.240 --> 42:53.320\r\n I knew you wouldn't come.\r\n \r\n 42:53.420 --> 42:55.363\r\n You didn't have the guts!\r\n \r\n 43:03.980 --> 43:06.130\r\n You can be very cruel,\r\n can't you, Norman?\r\n \r\n 43:13.240 --> 43:15.040\r\n Bit quieter without those two?\r\n \r\n 43:15.972 --> 43:17.440\r\n Hear yourself speak.\r\n \r\n 43:17.540 --> 43:18.740\r\n Too damned noisy before.\r\n \r\n 43:20.613 --> 43:22.457\r\n All that crunching of toast.\r\n \r\n 43:22.557 --> 43:25.400\r\n It's like a brigade of\r\n guards marching on gravel.\r\n \r\n 43:25.500 --> 43:26.823\r\n Milk.\r\n \r\n 43:29.465 --> 43:32.050\r\n Yes, that's better.\r\n \r\n 43:32.150 --> 43:33.810\r\n Nice peaceful morning.\r\n \r\n 43:33.910 --> 43:34.963\r\n Just the two of us.\r\n \r\n 43:35.900 --> 43:39.894\r\n Hark, the soft crackle\r\n of my Puffa Puffa Rice.\r\n \r\n 43:39.994 --> 43:41.353\r\n 'Tis spring, indeed.\r\n \r\n 43:48.320 --> 43:51.050\r\n I suppose you think I'm\r\n cruel too, don't you?\r\n \r\n 43:51.150 --> 43:55.010\r\n Well, I've got good\r\n reason to be, haven't I?\r\n \r\n 43:56.060 --> 43:59.200\r\n Nobody has thought about my\r\n feelings at all, have they?\r\n \r\n 43:59.300 --> 44:00.840\r\n It's all Annie, Annie, Annie.\r\n \r\n 44:00.940 --> 44:02.163\r\n What about me?\r\n \r\n 44:05.070 --> 44:07.643\r\n I was going to give her everything.\r\n \r\n 44:09.620 --> 44:12.160\r\n Well, as much as I could.\r\n \r\n 44:12.260 --> 44:13.233\r\n My whole being.\r\n \r\n 44:14.130 --> 44:17.600\r\n I wanted to make her happy for a weekend.\r\n \r\n 44:17.700 --> 44:18.543\r\n I just wanted to give,\r\n \r\n 44:18.643 --> 44:21.910\r\n it was only for a few\r\n hours, for God's sake.\r\n \r\n 44:22.010 --> 44:23.308\r\n Saturday night, back on Monday morning.\r\n \r\n 44:23.408 --> 44:24.840\r\n That's what it was gonna be.\r\n \r\n 44:24.940 --> 44:26.690\r\n My God, the fuss.\r\n \r\n 44:26.790 --> 44:28.820\r\n What about your wife, Norman?\r\n \r\n 44:28.920 --> 44:30.600\r\n What about my wife?\r\n \r\n 44:30.700 --> 44:34.300\r\n Don't you think I'd take Ruth\r\n just the same if she'd come?\r\n \r\n 44:34.400 --> 44:35.613\r\n But she won't.\r\n \r\n 44:38.211 --> 44:40.261\r\n She has no need of me at all, that woman.\r\n \r\n 44:43.110 --> 44:44.873\r\n Except as an emotional punchbag.\r\n \r\n 44:46.703 --> 44:47.653\r\n Reg, I'll tell you,\r\n \r\n 44:49.140 --> 44:52.320\r\n if you gave Ruth a rose,\r\n she'd peel all the petals off\r\n \r\n 44:52.420 --> 44:54.988\r\n just to make sure there\r\n weren't any greenfly.\r\n \r\n 44:55.088 --> 44:57.328\r\n And when she'd done that,\r\n she'd turn around, she'd say,\r\n \r\n 44:57.428 --> 44:58.161\r\n do you call that a rose?\r\n \r\n 44:58.261 --> 44:59.653\r\n Look at it, it's all in bits.\r\n \r\n 45:01.304 --> 45:02.137\r\n That's Ruth.\r\n \r\n 45:04.500 --> 45:08.490\r\n If she came in here just\r\n now, she wouldn't notice me.\r\n \r\n 45:08.590 --> 45:10.540\r\n She would probably hang her coat on me.\r\n \r\n 45:12.767 --> 45:13.917\r\n Reg, it's not fair.\r\n \r\n 45:15.500 --> 45:17.533\r\n No, I'll tell you,\r\n \r\n 45:19.320 --> 45:23.720\r\n a man of my type of temperament\r\n should really, ideally,\r\n \r\n 45:23.820 --> 45:27.040\r\n be square-jawed, broad-shouldered,\r\n blue twinkling eyes,\r\n \r\n 45:27.140 --> 45:29.997\r\n chuckle in his voice,\r\n a spring in his stride.\r\n \r\n 45:30.097 --> 45:31.320\r\n He should get through three women a day\r\n \r\n 45:31.420 --> 45:32.970\r\n without even ruffling his hair.\r\n \r\n 45:33.980 --> 45:35.760\r\n That is what I am like inside.\r\n \r\n 45:35.860 --> 45:38.420\r\n That's my appetite, that's me.\r\n \r\n 45:38.520 --> 45:40.563\r\n I am a three-a-day man.\r\n \r\n 45:43.660 --> 45:45.560\r\n There is enough of me in here to give.\r\n \r\n 45:46.820 --> 45:49.303\r\n Not just sex, I'm\r\n talking about everything.\r\n \r\n 45:50.920 --> 45:53.000\r\n Trouble is I was born\r\n in the wrong damn body.\r\n \r\n 45:53.100 --> 45:53.933\r\n Look at me.\r\n \r\n 45:55.120 --> 45:56.770\r\n A gigolo trapped in a haystack.\r\n \r\n 45:56.870 --> 45:57.833\r\n Tragedy of my life.\r\n \r\n 46:01.240 --> 46:04.533\r\n Norman Dewers, gigolo\r\n and assistant librarian.\r\n \r\n 46:05.390 --> 46:06.613\r\n What's inside you, Reg?\r\n \r\n 46:07.930 --> 46:09.630\r\n Apart from 12 bowls of cornflakes.\r\n \r\n 46:11.140 --> 46:12.943\r\n Come on, what do you feel with Sarah?\r\n \r\n 46:13.918 --> 46:17.480\r\n Don't you ever feel like\r\n saying to her, no, this is me,\r\n \r\n 46:17.580 --> 46:20.053\r\n the real me, look at me!\r\n \r\n 46:26.260 --> 46:27.843\r\n I'll tell you something, Norman.\r\n \r\n 46:28.710 --> 46:29.443\r\n You're a nice bloke.\r\n \r\n 46:29.543 --> 46:31.440\r\n You got your faults but\r\n you're a nice bloke.\r\n \r\n 46:31.540 --> 46:33.340\r\n But I think you must be the\r\n last person in the world\r\n \r\n 46:33.440 --> 46:36.020\r\n I ever want to have breakfast with again.\r\n \r\n 46:39.340 --> 46:42.403\r\n No hard feelings, you understand, but.\r\n \r\n 46:43.247 --> 46:44.080\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 46:44.950 --> 46:46.500\r\n A little surprise for you.\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 46:46.600 --> 46:47.650\r\n Someone to see you.\r\n \r\n 46:48.810 --> 46:50.330\r\n - Ruth.\r\n - Just arrived.\r\n \r\n 46:50.430 --> 46:51.353\r\n Isn't that nice?\r\n \r\n 46:52.188 --> 46:53.021\r\n Ruth!\r\n \r\n 46:54.780 --> 46:55.513\r\n Someone say Ruth?\r\n \r\n 46:55.613 --> 46:56.446\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 46:57.770 --> 47:00.170\r\n I.\r\n \r\n 47:00.270 --> 47:01.003\r\n I was pulled\r\n \r\n 47:01.103 --> 47:02.101\r\n right over to the left.\r\n Reg, Reg.\r\n \r\n 47:02.201 --> 47:03.155\r\n There was plenty room\r\n \r\n 47:03.255 --> 47:04.065\r\n for him to pass me.\r\n Why don't you tell her\r\n \r\n 47:04.165 --> 47:05.305\r\n I'm not here.\r\n He had yards and yards.\r\n \r\n 47:05.405 --> 47:06.738\r\n He just, Norman?\r\n \r\n 47:07.793 --> 47:09.830\r\n Where's Norman?\r\n \r\n 47:09.930 --> 47:11.640\r\n Norman is here.\r\n \r\n 47:11.740 --> 47:12.573\r\n Norman?\r\n \r\n 47:13.620 --> 47:14.550\r\n There you are.\r\n \r\n 47:14.650 --> 47:15.660\r\n Morning, Ruth, see you later.\r\n \r\n 47:15.760 --> 47:16.900\r\n Reg, how are you?\r\n \r\n 47:17.000 --> 47:18.800\r\n I've been meaning to ring you,\r\n but I haven't had a minute.\r\n \r\n 47:18.900 --> 47:20.850\r\n And how are those\r\n enchanting kids of yours,\r\n \r\n 47:20.950 --> 47:22.070\r\n little...\r\n He's gone.\r\n \r\n 47:22.170 --> 47:23.805\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 47:23.905 --> 47:25.206\r\n Reg has left the room.\r\n \r\n 47:25.306 --> 47:26.039\r\n He's gone.\r\n \r\n 47:26.139 --> 47:28.280\r\n Well, I was only being polite.\r\n \r\n 47:28.380 --> 47:29.520\r\n Haven't seen him for ages.\r\n \r\n 47:29.620 --> 47:31.100\r\n You haven't seen anyone for ages.\r\n \r\n 47:31.200 --> 47:32.853\r\n If you'd only wear your glasses.\r\n \r\n 47:32.953 --> 47:35.260\r\n Norman, what is going on here?\r\n \r\n 47:35.360 --> 47:36.340\r\n What are you up to?\r\n \r\n 47:36.440 --> 47:38.180\r\n Since when have you\r\n cared what I'm up to?\r\n \r\n 47:38.280 --> 47:39.430\r\n Well, I don't, normally.\r\n \r\n 47:39.530 --> 47:42.430\r\n You know you're perfectly\r\n free to come and go.\r\n \r\n 47:42.530 --> 47:44.560\r\n Not that I could stop you.\r\n \r\n 47:44.660 --> 47:46.450\r\n But I do object to\r\n having my Saturday nights\r\n \r\n 47:46.550 --> 47:48.380\r\n ruined by all these bizarre phone calls.\r\n \r\n 47:48.480 --> 47:50.460\r\n First of all, you ringing\r\n up screaming drunk.\r\n \r\n 47:50.560 --> 47:51.970\r\n And then, Sarah practically at midnight\r\n \r\n 47:52.070 --> 47:53.390\r\n simply demanding I come down.\r\n \r\n 47:53.490 --> 47:54.860\r\n Now, what is going on?\r\n \r\n 47:54.960 --> 47:55.693\r\n - You don't know?\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 47:55.793 --> 47:57.160\r\n Is there anything to eat?\r\n \r\n 47:57.260 --> 47:59.120\r\n Sarah hasn't told you?\r\n \r\n 47:59.220 --> 48:00.871\r\n All she said was that you were here,\r\n \r\n 48:00.971 --> 48:02.180\r\n and that I ought to be here too.\r\n \r\n 48:02.280 --> 48:03.590\r\n She sounded as though she\r\n was summoning relatives\r\n \r\n 48:03.690 --> 48:04.613\r\n to your bedside.\r\n \r\n 48:06.200 --> 48:07.700\r\n I suppose she was, in\r\n a manner of speaking.\r\n \r\n 48:07.800 --> 48:09.450\r\n - I got quite worried.\r\n - Worried?\r\n \r\n 48:09.550 --> 48:10.530\r\n Ha!\r\n What's that you're eating?\r\n \r\n 48:10.630 --> 48:12.610\r\n Since when\r\n did you worry about me?\r\n \r\n 48:12.710 --> 48:13.950\r\n Well, of course I do.\r\n \r\n 48:14.050 --> 48:15.256\r\n Now and then, don't be tiresome.\r\n \r\n 48:15.356 --> 48:16.100\r\n Is that cereal?\r\n \r\n 48:16.200 --> 48:17.413\r\n It's Puffa Puffa Rice.\r\n \r\n 48:18.790 --> 48:21.430\r\n Have it, have it.\r\n Thanks.\r\n \r\n 48:21.530 --> 48:23.980\r\n After all you've said about\r\n having no feelings for me,\r\n \r\n 48:24.080 --> 48:26.540\r\n no love for me at all.\r\n \r\n 48:26.640 --> 48:28.840\r\n - Did I say that?\r\n - You know you did.\r\n \r\n 48:28.940 --> 48:32.012\r\n - No, I didn't.\r\n - It is imprinted on my brain.\r\n \r\n 48:32.112 --> 48:33.230\r\n All I said was,\r\n \r\n 48:33.330 --> 48:34.980\r\n is there any milk and sugar\r\n or do I have to eat these dry?\r\n \r\n 48:35.080 --> 48:37.670\r\n - Look, it's got milk.\r\n - All I said was\r\n \r\n 48:37.770 --> 48:39.480\r\n that if you were all that unhappy with me\r\n \r\n 48:39.580 --> 48:42.090\r\n perhaps we ought to think\r\n of terminating our marriage.\r\n \r\n 48:42.190 --> 48:43.310\r\n Terminating it?\r\n \r\n 48:43.410 --> 48:45.160\r\n You make it sound like a legal contract.\r\n \r\n 48:45.260 --> 48:46.050\r\n That's exactly what it is, Norman.\r\n \r\n 48:46.150 --> 48:46.883\r\n Don't be obtuse.\r\n \r\n 48:46.983 --> 48:49.080\r\n No, marriage is more than that.\r\n \r\n 48:49.180 --> 48:49.913\r\n All right, don't shout.\r\n \r\n 48:50.013 --> 48:53.617\r\n Marriage is giving\r\n and sharing, and things.\r\n \r\n 48:56.150 --> 48:58.610\r\n My God, is that how you've seen\r\n us for the past five years,\r\n \r\n 48:58.710 --> 48:59.800\r\n a legal contract?\r\n \r\n 48:59.900 --> 49:01.140\r\n Some marriage.\r\n \r\n 49:01.240 --> 49:04.140\r\n No confetti, please, just\r\n throw sealing wax and red tape.\r\n \r\n 49:04.240 --> 49:05.158\r\n Do you take this woman,\r\n \r\n 49:05.258 --> 49:07.015\r\n hereinafter called the\r\n licensee of the first party...\r\n \r\n 49:07.115 --> 49:08.840\r\n Norman, I can't go into all this now.\r\n \r\n 49:08.940 --> 49:09.673\r\n Is there any sugar on this table?\r\n \r\n 49:09.773 --> 49:11.370\r\n And this man, hereinafter\r\n called the donor\r\n \r\n 49:11.470 --> 49:12.203\r\n and sole giver...\r\n Norman, darling,\r\n \r\n 49:12.303 --> 49:13.550\r\n do see if you can find the sugar.\r\n \r\n 49:13.650 --> 49:15.010\r\n Right.\r\n \r\n 49:15.110 --> 49:19.360\r\n Milk, hot water, cup,\r\n saucer, spoon, butter,\r\n \r\n 49:19.460 --> 49:23.693\r\n toast, marmalade, sugar, all right?\r\n \r\n 49:24.540 --> 49:25.373\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 49:27.681 --> 49:28.780\r\n I don't think there's\r\n any hope for us, you know.\r\n \r\n 49:28.880 --> 49:30.920\r\n We are doomed.\r\n Norman,\r\n \r\n 49:31.020 --> 49:32.530\r\n can we talk quietly, please?\r\n \r\n 49:32.630 --> 49:33.363\r\n I doubt it.\r\n \r\n 49:33.463 --> 49:34.700\r\n This is a perfect opportunity.\r\n \r\n 49:34.800 --> 49:35.533\r\n We're on our own.\r\n \r\n 49:35.633 --> 49:37.980\r\n We can sit here talk, listen\r\n to each other's point of view,\r\n \r\n 49:38.080 --> 49:40.000\r\n and try and sort things out.\r\n \r\n 49:40.100 --> 49:42.580\r\n All right, all right, I'll try.\r\n \r\n 49:42.680 --> 49:45.390\r\n You're pouring hot water\r\n on your Puffa Puffa Rice.\r\n \r\n 49:45.490 --> 49:46.223\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 49:46.323 --> 49:48.261\r\n I told you they had milk on already.\r\n \r\n 49:48.361 --> 49:49.730\r\n Why do you do that?\r\n \r\n 49:49.830 --> 49:50.750\r\n You're always doing that.\r\n \r\n 49:50.850 --> 49:52.266\r\n If you'd only look what you're doing.\r\n \r\n 49:52.366 --> 49:53.099\r\n It doesn't matter.\r\n \r\n 49:53.199 --> 49:55.240\r\n If you'd only wear your glasses.\r\n \r\n 49:55.340 --> 49:57.300\r\n I don't need glasses to eat cornflakes.\r\n \r\n 49:57.400 --> 49:58.437\r\n I can see perfectly well, thank you.\r\n \r\n 49:58.537 --> 50:00.820\r\n I just wasn't concentrating.\r\n We are incompatible.\r\n \r\n 50:00.920 --> 50:03.950\r\n We are damn well incompatible.\r\n I can see as well as you.\r\n \r\n 50:04.050 --> 50:06.200\r\n It's only people I sometimes\r\n can't see very clearly.\r\n \r\n 50:06.300 --> 50:08.990\r\n Our house is knee-deep\r\n in unused pairs of glasses.\r\n \r\n 50:09.090 --> 50:09.970\r\n And most of the time that's preferable.\r\n \r\n 50:10.070 --> 50:12.146\r\n It is like a sale at an optician's.\r\n \r\n 50:12.246 --> 50:12.979\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 50:13.079 --> 50:13.883\r\n Thousands of pairs of glasses!\r\n \r\n 50:13.983 --> 50:14.816\r\n Norman!\r\n \r\n 50:15.887 --> 50:18.800\r\n I have a great deal of work\r\n I ought to be doing at home.\r\n \r\n 50:18.900 --> 50:19.633\r\n I've given that up.\r\n \r\n 50:19.733 --> 50:21.500\r\n I've come down here because\r\n I was asked to come.\r\n \r\n 50:21.600 --> 50:22.350\r\n I didn't want to come.\r\n \r\n 50:22.450 --> 50:23.910\r\n I want to stay as short\r\n a time as possible.\r\n \r\n 50:24.010 --> 50:24.743\r\n Is that clear?\r\n \r\n 50:24.843 --> 50:25.910\r\n Yes, you've got to get back to work.\r\n \r\n 50:26.010 --> 50:26.743\r\n Yes, I do.\r\n \r\n 50:26.843 --> 50:28.557\r\n I've two full reports that\r\n have to be in tomorrow.\r\n \r\n 50:28.657 --> 50:29.390\r\n If they're not in,\r\n \r\n 50:29.490 --> 50:30.400\r\n I shall probably be fired.\r\n \r\n 50:30.500 --> 50:32.470\r\n If I'm fired, there'll be no\r\n money to pay the mortgage,\r\n \r\n 50:32.570 --> 50:34.472\r\n no money for 3/4 of the\r\n gas and electricity bills.\r\n \r\n 50:34.572 --> 50:36.430\r\n Yes, yes, all right, all right.\r\n \r\n 50:36.530 --> 50:38.460\r\n I'm a kept man, a married ponce.\r\n \r\n 50:38.560 --> 50:40.090\r\n Well, I don't mind keeping\r\n you, not in the least,\r\n \r\n 50:40.190 --> 50:40.990\r\n but I cannot continue to chase after you\r\n \r\n 50:41.090 --> 50:42.240\r\n all over the countryside.\r\n \r\n 50:42.340 --> 50:44.450\r\n Just cannot spare the time, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 50:44.550 --> 50:46.830\r\n As it is, you've held back\r\n my career about 10 years.\r\n \r\n 50:46.930 --> 50:49.477\r\n You interrupt me at meetings\r\n with embarrassing phone calls.\r\n \r\n 50:49.577 --> 50:50.527\r\n To tell you I love you, is that wrong?\r\n \r\n 50:50.627 --> 50:51.842\r\n You're continually\r\n bursting into my office\r\n \r\n 50:51.942 --> 50:52.675\r\n when I'm seeing clients.\r\n \r\n 50:52.775 --> 50:54.550\r\n My God, is it wrong to love your wife?\r\n \r\n 50:54.650 --> 50:55.590\r\n You behave abominably\r\n \r\n 50:55.690 --> 50:56.843\r\n when I bring business\r\n friends home to dinner.\r\n \r\n 50:56.943 --> 50:58.380\r\n And what do they know about love?\r\n \r\n 50:58.480 --> 50:59.783\r\n You even been known\r\n to scrawl obscenities\r\n \r\n 50:59.883 --> 51:01.240\r\n over my business papers.\r\n \r\n 51:01.340 --> 51:02.260\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 51:02.360 --> 51:03.990\r\n I love you.\r\n \r\n 51:04.090 --> 51:05.697\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n Yes, I love you too, Norman,\r\n \r\n 51:05.797 --> 51:07.020\r\n but please leave me alone.\r\n \r\n 51:07.120 --> 51:09.940\r\n All right, in future\r\n I'll whisper it quietly\r\n \r\n 51:10.040 --> 51:11.140\r\n from Brazil.\r\n \r\n 51:11.240 --> 51:12.240\r\n Would that suit you?\r\n \r\n 51:14.518 --> 51:15.251\r\n I have an awful feeling\r\n \r\n 51:15.351 --> 51:17.410\r\n we haven't made much\r\n progress on that topic.\r\n \r\n 51:17.510 --> 51:18.550\r\n Let's try another.\r\n \r\n 51:18.650 --> 51:20.300\r\n What have you been doing\r\n down here to upset Sarah?\r\n \r\n 51:20.400 --> 51:21.700\r\n I thought you had a conference.\r\n \r\n 51:21.800 --> 51:22.865\r\n Ha ha.\r\n \r\n 51:22.965 --> 51:24.038\r\n Have you made a pass\r\n at her or something?\r\n \r\n 51:24.871 --> 51:25.616\r\n Well, you'd better come home with me.\r\n \r\n 51:25.716 --> 51:27.080\r\n You're not wanted here quite obviously.\r\n \r\n 51:27.180 --> 51:28.733\r\n You can come home and mow the lawn.\r\n \r\n 51:34.200 --> 51:35.033\r\n Mow the lawn?\r\n \r\n 51:38.960 --> 51:40.810\r\n Do you know what I'm doing down here?\r\n \r\n 51:43.670 --> 51:44.820\r\n I'll tell you, shall I?\r\n \r\n 51:46.130 --> 51:46.980\r\n If you want to.\r\n \r\n 51:49.037 --> 51:51.693\r\n All right, I will tell you.\r\n \r\n 51:52.749 --> 51:53.482\r\n Where are you going?\r\n \r\n 51:53.582 --> 51:54.315\r\n Nowhere, I'm just standing up.\r\n \r\n 51:54.415 --> 51:55.600\r\n Well, sit down, I\r\n can't see you properly.\r\n \r\n 51:55.700 --> 51:57.130\r\n No, this has to be said standing up.\r\n \r\n 51:57.230 --> 51:59.679\r\n What is it, the national anthem?\r\n \r\n 52:00.512 --> 52:01.620\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 52:01.720 --> 52:03.800\r\n You have had this coming.\r\n \r\n 52:03.900 --> 52:06.910\r\n Anyway, I discovered that\r\n they're what made me sneeze.\r\n \r\n 52:07.010 --> 52:08.470\r\n - What are?\r\n - My glasses.\r\n \r\n 52:08.570 --> 52:10.290\r\n Whenever I wear them I\r\n sneeze, and my eyes run.\r\n \r\n 52:10.390 --> 52:11.590\r\n So, I can't see anything\r\n with them on anyway.\r\n \r\n 52:11.690 --> 52:12.757\r\n I think they press on my sinuses.\r\n \r\n 52:12.857 --> 52:13.981\r\n It is vanity.\r\n \r\n 52:14.081 --> 52:15.480\r\n That's what it is.\r\n No, it's not that.\r\n \r\n 52:15.580 --> 52:16.450\r\n I'm not vain.\r\n \r\n 52:16.550 --> 52:18.303\r\n Staring at yourself\r\n in the mirror all day,\r\n \r\n 52:18.403 --> 52:20.850\r\n tarting yourself up for your\r\n so-called business associates.\r\n \r\n 52:20.950 --> 52:22.980\r\n And I do not stare at\r\n myself in the mirror.\r\n \r\n 52:23.080 --> 52:24.700\r\n For one thing, I can't see myself properly\r\n \r\n 52:24.800 --> 52:25.623\r\n without my glasses,\r\n \r\n 52:25.723 --> 52:27.520\r\n and because I can't bare\r\n looking at myself in glasses\r\n \r\n 52:27.620 --> 52:28.353\r\n 'cause I look so terrible in them,\r\n \r\n 52:28.453 --> 52:29.855\r\n I never look at myself at all.\r\n \r\n 52:29.955 --> 52:30.688\r\n Do you want to\r\n hear what I have to say\r\n \r\n 52:30.788 --> 52:31.538\r\n or don't you?\r\n All right,\r\n \r\n 52:31.638 --> 52:32.371\r\n just don't say I'm vain.\r\n \r\n 52:32.471 --> 52:34.041\r\n All right, it\r\n does concern you, you know.\r\n \r\n 52:34.141 --> 52:35.641\r\n It usually does.\r\n \r\n 52:43.970 --> 52:45.673\r\n There is someone else.\r\n \r\n 52:49.050 --> 52:49.883\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 52:50.920 --> 52:53.730\r\n Whilst you have been engrossed\r\n in your financial wizardry,\r\n \r\n 52:53.830 --> 52:55.966\r\n rigging books for corrupt\r\n capitalist companies,\r\n \r\n 52:56.066 --> 52:58.953\r\n - Norman.\r\n - I, very nearly,\r\n \r\n 53:00.520 --> 53:04.680\r\n but for the grace of God,\r\n and unforeseen circumstances,\r\n \r\n 53:04.780 --> 53:06.833\r\n went off with another woman.\r\n \r\n 53:09.562 --> 53:10.950\r\n You did?\r\n \r\n 53:11.050 --> 53:12.170\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 53:12.270 --> 53:13.103\r\n Seriously?\r\n \r\n 53:14.560 --> 53:15.393\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 53:17.160 --> 53:19.453\r\n I thought better of it\r\n in time, thank heavens.\r\n \r\n 53:20.600 --> 53:21.600\r\n Told her I wouldn't.\r\n \r\n 53:23.040 --> 53:25.890\r\n But that was the reason\r\n behind this weekend.\r\n \r\n 53:25.990 --> 53:29.360\r\n We were going away together.\r\n \r\n 53:29.460 --> 53:31.020\r\n For good?\r\n \r\n 53:31.120 --> 53:33.983\r\n - No, probably not.\r\n - Well, for how long?\r\n \r\n 53:37.140 --> 53:38.220\r\n Till Monday.\r\n \r\n 53:38.320 --> 53:40.673\r\n I see.\r\n \r\n 53:42.713 --> 53:44.513\r\n I thought you were a bit odd lately.\r\n \r\n 53:45.710 --> 53:47.460\r\n - Odd?\r\n - Well, quieter than usual.\r\n \r\n 53:51.880 --> 53:53.430\r\n Who was it you were going with?\r\n \r\n 53:54.323 --> 53:55.733\r\n Does it matter?\r\n \r\n 53:58.120 --> 54:02.423\r\n No, since you didn't even go.\r\n \r\n 54:08.330 --> 54:09.930\r\n Do you want to know?\r\n \r\n 54:10.927 --> 54:12.677\r\n Not if you don't want to tell me.\r\n \r\n 54:15.880 --> 54:18.020\r\n Yeah, but you do want\r\n to know, don't you?\r\n \r\n 54:18.120 --> 54:18.970\r\n No, not really.\r\n \r\n 54:22.760 --> 54:23.990\r\n Well, I'll tell you, shall I?\r\n \r\n 54:24.090 --> 54:25.213\r\n You might as well.\r\n \r\n 54:26.900 --> 54:27.733\r\n Annie.\r\n \r\n 54:30.510 --> 54:31.320\r\n Annie?\r\n \r\n 54:31.420 --> 54:33.463\r\n - Yes.\r\n - Norman.\r\n \r\n 54:35.180 --> 54:36.535\r\n Yes, I thought that would shake you.\r\n \r\n 54:36.635 --> 54:38.850\r\n I don't think I even believe you.\r\n \r\n 54:38.950 --> 54:39.860\r\n It's true.\r\n \r\n 54:39.960 --> 54:41.605\r\n Not Annie, she's far too sensible.\r\n \r\n 54:41.705 --> 54:43.392\r\n We had planned a weekend together.\r\n \r\n 54:43.492 --> 54:44.430\r\n - You and Annie?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 54:44.530 --> 54:45.880\r\n - Where?\r\n - East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 54:48.257 --> 54:49.589\r\n My God.\r\n \r\n 54:49.689 --> 54:50.422\r\n Don't laugh.\r\n \r\n 54:50.522 --> 54:51.503\r\n It's true.\r\n \r\n 54:52.380 --> 54:53.860\r\n Just the two of us together.\r\n \r\n 54:53.960 --> 54:55.580\r\n I've never heard anything so funny.\r\n \r\n 54:55.680 --> 54:57.890\r\n I'll clear this later, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 54:57.990 --> 54:58.770\r\n Annie.\r\n \r\n 54:58.870 --> 54:59.603\r\n Why won't you believe me?\r\n \r\n 54:59.703 --> 55:00.890\r\n We had planned to go off together.\r\n \r\n 55:00.990 --> 55:03.060\r\n Annie, you tell her, you tell her.\r\n \r\n 55:03.160 --> 55:04.918\r\n You'd have lost me forever, you know that?\r\n \r\n 55:05.018 --> 55:05.751\r\n Norman!\r\n \r\n 55:05.851 --> 55:08.055\r\n I'm sorry, it's\r\n just, East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 55:08.888 --> 55:09.721\r\n Go on, laugh.\r\n \r\n 55:10.690 --> 55:11.530\r\n Go on, laugh.\r\n \r\n 55:11.630 --> 55:12.463\r\n We're in love.\r\n \r\n 55:13.448 --> 55:14.639\r\n Don't you care?\r\n \r\n 55:14.739 --> 55:16.468\r\n We're in love.\r\n Norman, don't!\r\n \r\n 55:16.568 --> 55:18.093\r\n We're in love!\r\n \r\n 55:58.522 --> 56:02.522\r\n Don't do that, you\r\n frightened me to death.\r\n \r\n 56:04.552 --> 56:05.845\r\n Hello.\r\n \r\n 56:05.945 --> 56:06.778\r\n Hello.\r\n \r\n 56:07.947 --> 56:09.643\r\n What you doing?\r\n \r\n 56:09.743 --> 56:11.910\r\n Wanted to see you alone.\r\n \r\n 56:13.338 --> 56:15.330\r\n Why are we whispering?\r\n \r\n 56:15.430 --> 56:16.263\r\n Them.\r\n \r\n 56:17.110 --> 56:18.300\r\n They can't hear us.\r\n \r\n 56:18.400 --> 56:19.840\r\n - Annie, I need you.\r\n - Shh, Norman!\r\n \r\n 56:19.940 --> 56:21.030\r\n What's wrong?\r\n \r\n 56:21.130 --> 56:22.085\r\n What, what?\r\n Nothing.\r\n \r\n 56:22.185 --> 56:23.935\r\n Just don't.\r\n Why not?\r\n \r\n 56:25.040 --> 56:27.603\r\n Have you gone off me?\r\n Well, slightly.\r\n \r\n 56:29.600 --> 56:30.433\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 56:32.670 --> 56:33.533\r\n You know.\r\n \r\n 56:34.417 --> 56:35.867\r\n What do you mean, slightly?\r\n \r\n 56:38.267 --> 56:39.267\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 56:40.110 --> 56:42.180\r\n Well, it's ridiculous now.\r\n \r\n 56:42.280 --> 56:44.113\r\n Tom's here, Ruth's here.\r\n \r\n 56:45.040 --> 56:46.600\r\n Stop playing games.\r\n \r\n 56:46.700 --> 56:48.150\r\n It's a game now, is it?\r\n \r\n 56:51.023 --> 56:53.680\r\n When we planned this\r\n weekend, it was no game.\r\n \r\n 56:53.780 --> 56:54.650\r\n It was going to be an adventure,\r\n \r\n 56:54.750 --> 56:55.800\r\n an experience for us both.\r\n \r\n 56:55.900 --> 56:59.378\r\n Yes, but we didn't plan\r\n to spend it here, did we?\r\n \r\n 56:59.478 --> 57:00.211\r\n It's all gone wrong now.\r\n \r\n 57:00.311 --> 57:01.044\r\n Everyone knows, including Ruth.\r\n \r\n 57:01.144 --> 57:03.370\r\n Ruth, I wouldn't worry about her.\r\n \r\n 57:03.470 --> 57:04.780\r\n She laughed.\r\n \r\n 57:04.880 --> 57:06.070\r\n Can you imagine that, laughing?\r\n \r\n 57:06.170 --> 57:06.903\r\n She was quite right.\r\n \r\n 57:07.003 --> 57:08.083\r\n It was absurd.\r\n \r\n 57:12.130 --> 57:13.740\r\n I don't think Tom's laughing, mind you.\r\n \r\n 57:13.840 --> 57:15.860\r\n - Tom, who cares about him?\r\n - I do.\r\n \r\n 57:15.960 --> 57:17.930\r\n - You do?\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 57:18.030 --> 57:19.350\r\n I thought he didn't matter to you.\r\n \r\n 57:19.450 --> 57:21.028\r\n I never said that.\r\n \r\n 57:21.128 --> 57:23.265\r\n - Well, you implied...\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 57:23.365 --> 57:24.493\r\n What about me?\r\n \r\n 57:24.593 --> 57:25.793\r\n I mean, us?\r\n \r\n 57:27.560 --> 57:29.133\r\n What about us, Norman?\r\n \r\n 57:29.990 --> 57:32.230\r\n I see.\r\n \r\n 57:32.330 --> 57:33.940\r\n That's me finished with, is it?\r\n \r\n 57:34.040 --> 57:35.680\r\n Just chucked away like an empty bottle.\r\n \r\n 57:35.780 --> 57:37.091\r\n That's my lot.\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 57:37.191 --> 57:39.173\r\n - God, you're cruel.\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 57:41.660 --> 57:43.680\r\n I expect it's 'cause of last night.\r\n \r\n 57:43.780 --> 57:45.233\r\n Not really.\r\n \r\n 57:45.333 --> 57:46.660\r\n That's why you're angry with me.\r\n \r\n 57:46.760 --> 57:47.873\r\n Because I got drunk.\r\n \r\n 57:49.504 --> 57:52.373\r\n But I got drunk because\r\n of you, don't you see?\r\n \r\n 57:53.213 --> 57:54.663\r\n I was unhappy so I got drunk.\r\n \r\n 57:57.035 --> 57:58.823\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n Doesn't bother me.\r\n \r\n 57:59.839 --> 58:01.380\r\n No, but I got disgustingly drunk.\r\n \r\n 58:01.480 --> 58:04.310\r\n You can get as drunk as you\r\n like, it doesn't bother me.\r\n \r\n 58:04.410 --> 58:05.280\r\n Great, great.\r\n \r\n 58:05.380 --> 58:06.780\r\n Would you mind if I dropped dead?\r\n \r\n 58:06.880 --> 58:08.070\r\n That's entirely up to you.\r\n \r\n 58:08.170 --> 58:09.723\r\n Fine, fine.\r\n \r\n 58:12.690 --> 58:14.740\r\n You're getting bitter, did you know that?\r\n \r\n 58:17.470 --> 58:21.733\r\n You used to be innocent\r\n and pure and fragile.\r\n \r\n 58:23.640 --> 58:25.610\r\n Balls, Norman!\r\n \r\n 58:25.710 --> 58:28.520\r\n I'm sorry, but balls, you do talk rubbish.\r\n \r\n 58:28.620 --> 58:30.720\r\n Nobody can live with that\r\n cantankerous woman upstairs\r\n \r\n 58:30.820 --> 58:31.950\r\n and remain pure and innocent.\r\n \r\n 58:32.050 --> 58:33.820\r\n And after lugging her in and out of bed\r\n \r\n 58:33.920 --> 58:35.540\r\n day in day out single handed,\r\n \r\n 58:35.640 --> 58:38.720\r\n I'm the last person in this\r\n world you'd call fragile.\r\n \r\n 58:38.820 --> 58:40.690\r\n I mean, look at me, Norman.\r\n \r\n 58:40.790 --> 58:43.150\r\n Do I look even remotely fragile?\r\n \r\n 58:43.250 --> 58:46.210\r\n - I meant mentally fragile.\r\n - That sounds even worse.\r\n \r\n 58:46.310 --> 58:47.710\r\n It makes me sound like a half-wit.\r\n \r\n 58:47.810 --> 58:49.417\r\n Something's got into you.\r\n \r\n 58:49.517 --> 58:50.980\r\n You must have been corrupted.\r\n \r\n 58:51.080 --> 58:52.433\r\n I am sick of being used, Norman.\r\n \r\n 58:52.533 --> 58:54.300\r\n I think I must\r\n have corrupted you somehow.\r\n \r\n 58:54.400 --> 58:56.030\r\n You and Ruth will have\r\n to play on your own.\r\n \r\n 58:56.130 --> 58:57.513\r\n Don't use me as ammunition.\r\n \r\n 58:58.480 --> 58:59.453\r\n And cynical.\r\n \r\n 59:00.580 --> 59:02.380\r\n I never thought you'd get like that.\r\n \r\n 59:09.070 --> 59:10.503\r\n I suppose it's my fault.\r\n \r\n 59:13.190 --> 59:14.560\r\n So you're going back to Tom?\r\n \r\n 59:14.660 --> 59:16.723\r\n I'm not going back to anyone.\r\n \r\n 59:17.970 --> 59:19.180\r\n I just want to be left alone.\r\n \r\n 59:19.280 --> 59:23.870\r\n I've had you pushing me, Sarah\r\n pushing me, Ruth sniggering.\r\n \r\n 59:23.970 --> 59:25.220\r\n I'll be glad when you've all gone,\r\n \r\n 59:25.320 --> 59:26.723\r\n I really will, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 59:34.722 --> 59:37.130\r\n I think I've got one of my\r\n depressions coming on again.\r\n \r\n 59:37.230 --> 59:39.200\r\n I came in here for comfort.\r\n \r\n 59:39.300 --> 59:40.710\r\n Well, go and find Ruth.\r\n \r\n 59:40.810 --> 59:42.407\r\n Back to the living death?\r\n \r\n 59:43.840 --> 59:45.710\r\n Norman, you make me so angry.\r\n \r\n 59:45.810 --> 59:48.400\r\n All right, all right, I\r\n know when I'm not wanted.\r\n \r\n 59:48.500 --> 59:50.203\r\n I'll go to where I'm not wanted.\r\n \r\n 59:52.992 --> 59:54.392\r\n All right, I'll go, I'll go.\r\n \r\n 01:00:08.290 --> 01:00:09.123\r\n Goodbye.\r\n \r\n 01:00:11.763 --> 01:00:12.496\r\n Norman, I'm warning you!\r\n \r\n 01:00:12.596 --> 01:00:15.100\r\n All right, go on, go on.\r\n \r\n 01:00:15.200 --> 01:00:17.283\r\n What have I got to live for?\r\n \r\n 01:00:20.030 --> 01:00:21.607\r\n - Hello, Tom.\r\n - Hello.\r\n \r\n 01:00:22.970 --> 01:00:24.340\r\n I see I'm obviously in the way.\r\n \r\n 01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:26.613\r\n Excuse me, I'm just off\r\n to fetch a length of rope.\r\n \r\n 01:00:26.713 --> 01:00:29.070\r\n You're in no one's way but your own.\r\n \r\n 01:00:29.170 --> 01:00:31.513\r\n I'm going to get the dinner\r\n ready, excuse me, both of you.\r\n \r\n 01:00:38.775 --> 01:00:41.090\r\n It's obviously your aftershave.\r\n \r\n 01:00:41.923 --> 01:00:43.243\r\n That drives them away.\r\n \r\n 01:00:56.060 --> 01:00:59.790\r\n Look here, Norman,\r\n you're a very good fellow.\r\n \r\n 01:00:59.890 --> 01:01:00.623\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:01:00.723 --> 01:01:03.620\r\n I've always thought\r\n of you as a good fellow.\r\n \r\n 01:01:03.720 --> 01:01:06.860\r\n However, this is difficult to say\r\n \r\n 01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:08.663\r\n without hurting your feelings,\r\n \r\n 01:01:10.040 --> 01:01:12.640\r\n I don't think you're a very\r\n good influence on Annie.\r\n \r\n 01:01:12.740 --> 01:01:14.280\r\n Really?\r\n \r\n 01:01:14.380 --> 01:01:17.410\r\n I've heard all about this\r\n business of your going away.\r\n \r\n 01:01:17.510 --> 01:01:19.850\r\n I've also observed you this weekend.\r\n \r\n 01:01:19.950 --> 01:01:21.713\r\n I don't think I like it at all.\r\n \r\n 01:01:22.750 --> 01:01:25.223\r\n It's upsetting her and that's not right.\r\n \r\n 01:01:26.690 --> 01:01:28.860\r\n The point is, if it happens again,\r\n \r\n 01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:32.570\r\n well, I used to do boxing.\r\n \r\n 01:01:32.670 --> 01:01:34.833\r\n I didn't enjoy it and\r\n I wasn't at all good.\r\n \r\n 01:01:35.898 --> 01:01:36.700\r\n I couldn't get out of it, you see,\r\n \r\n 01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:38.560\r\n it was compulsory at our school.\r\n \r\n 01:01:38.660 --> 01:01:43.302\r\n But I did learn to throw a\r\n pretty useful punch, so...\r\n \r\n 01:01:43.402 --> 01:01:44.750\r\n Am I being threatened?\r\n \r\n 01:01:44.850 --> 01:01:46.490\r\n - Yes.\r\n - My God,\r\n \r\n 01:01:46.590 --> 01:01:47.640\r\n I'm being threatened.\r\n \r\n 01:01:48.660 --> 01:01:51.180\r\n I'm being threatened.\r\n About time.\r\n \r\n 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:52.113\r\n Reg!\r\n \r\n 01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:54.233\r\n Excuse me.\r\n \r\n 01:01:58.560 --> 01:02:00.198\r\n That man's turned homicidal.\r\n \r\n 01:02:00.298 --> 01:02:01.330\r\n I think as far as\r\n you're concerned, Norman,\r\n \r\n 01:02:01.430 --> 01:02:03.173\r\n we all have to a certain extent.\r\n \r\n 01:02:04.250 --> 01:02:05.083\r\n Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:02:06.415 --> 01:02:08.140\r\n Sarah, you don't hate me, do you?\r\n \r\n 01:02:08.240 --> 01:02:09.400\r\n I know you don't approve of me\r\n \r\n 01:02:09.500 --> 01:02:10.340\r\n but you don't hate me, do you?\r\n \r\n 01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:12.270\r\n No, I don't hate you, Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:02:12.370 --> 01:02:13.103\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:02:13.203 --> 01:02:14.270\r\n Thank you for that, at least.\r\n \r\n 01:02:14.370 --> 01:02:17.553\r\n But I can't say I like you\r\n very much most of the time.\r\n \r\n 01:02:17.653 --> 01:02:19.220\r\n All right, all right, I'm going.\r\n \r\n 01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:20.731\r\n - Norman.\r\n - What?\r\n \r\n 01:02:20.831 --> 01:02:22.373\r\n Will you do something for me?\r\n \r\n 01:02:23.720 --> 01:02:24.710\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:02:24.810 --> 01:02:26.790\r\n Will you try, just for this evening,\r\n \r\n 01:02:26.890 --> 01:02:29.080\r\n not to start any more scenes or arguments?\r\n \r\n 01:02:29.180 --> 01:02:29.913\r\n Me?\r\n \r\n 01:02:30.013 --> 01:02:31.510\r\n I would like, just for once,\r\n \r\n 01:02:31.610 --> 01:02:34.010\r\n all of us to get through\r\n an evening as a family.\r\n \r\n 01:02:34.110 --> 01:02:35.220\r\n I don't know if you've\r\n realized it, Norman,\r\n \r\n 01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:37.960\r\n but I have had an awful lot of\r\n nervous trouble in the past,\r\n \r\n 01:02:38.060 --> 01:02:40.470\r\n and every time I come down\r\n here, I have a relapse.\r\n \r\n 01:02:40.570 --> 01:02:41.510\r\n When I get home from this house,\r\n \r\n 01:02:41.610 --> 01:02:43.460\r\n I find I'm shaking all over for days.\r\n \r\n 01:02:43.560 --> 01:02:46.480\r\n And I get these rashes up\r\n the insides of my arms.\r\n \r\n 01:02:46.580 --> 01:02:48.440\r\n - My goodness.\r\n - It's not fair on me, Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:02:48.540 --> 01:02:50.833\r\n I have a house to run,\r\n children to look after.\r\n \r\n 01:02:50.933 --> 01:02:53.510\r\n Yes, yes, of course.\r\n \r\n 01:02:53.610 --> 01:02:54.443\r\n Well.\r\n \r\n 01:02:55.810 --> 01:02:56.643\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:02:59.027 --> 01:03:01.073\r\n You're overemotional.\r\n Very possibly.\r\n \r\n 01:03:02.297 --> 01:03:04.680\r\n - You're like me.\r\n - Are you sure I am?\r\n \r\n 01:03:04.780 --> 01:03:05.743\r\n We feel.\r\n \r\n 01:03:07.110 --> 01:03:10.333\r\n We've got nerve endings\r\n sticking out of our heads.\r\n \r\n 01:03:11.260 --> 01:03:12.980\r\n We've got no cynicism or skepticism\r\n \r\n 01:03:13.080 --> 01:03:14.770\r\n to act as shock absorbers.\r\n \r\n 01:03:14.870 --> 01:03:18.553\r\n Everything that is, that\r\n happens becomes part of us.\r\n \r\n 01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:22.240\r\n We're probably a new race,\r\n had you thought of that?\r\n \r\n 01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:23.483\r\n Born too early.\r\n \r\n 01:03:24.940 --> 01:03:27.070\r\n All I'm saying is that\r\n if there's too much noise,\r\n \r\n 01:03:27.170 --> 01:03:27.960\r\n I get these headaches.\r\n \r\n 01:03:28.060 --> 01:03:29.570\r\n We are not understood.\r\n \r\n 01:03:29.670 --> 01:03:32.720\r\n None of that lot out there understand us.\r\n \r\n 01:03:32.820 --> 01:03:36.110\r\n They are all too bogged down\r\n with their own little lives.\r\n \r\n 01:03:36.210 --> 01:03:38.070\r\n - Yes.\r\n - They are self-obsessed.\r\n \r\n 01:03:38.170 --> 01:03:40.243\r\n Annie, Tom, Ruth, Reg even.\r\n \r\n 01:03:42.080 --> 01:03:43.190\r\n Don't worry, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:03:43.290 --> 01:03:44.023\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:03:44.123 --> 01:03:46.040\r\n This evening\r\n is going to be fine.\r\n \r\n 01:03:46.140 --> 01:03:46.873\r\n Is it?\r\n \r\n 01:03:46.973 --> 01:03:49.810\r\n We will both go flat out\r\n together to make it a success.\r\n \r\n 01:03:49.910 --> 01:03:50.643\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:03:50.743 --> 01:03:52.530\r\n For God's sake, this is a family.\r\n \r\n 01:03:52.630 --> 01:03:53.790\r\n We should care.\r\n \r\n 01:03:53.890 --> 01:03:57.440\r\n If we don't care, brothers,\r\n sisters, husbands, wives,\r\n \r\n 01:03:57.540 --> 01:04:02.070\r\n if we can't finally join hands,\r\n \r\n 01:04:02.170 --> 01:04:05.240\r\n what hope is there for\r\n the rest of the world?\r\n \r\n 01:04:05.340 --> 01:04:07.390\r\n Make it a banquet, Sarah, my love.\r\n \r\n 01:04:07.490 --> 01:04:09.720\r\n Make it a banquet.\r\n \r\n 01:04:09.820 --> 01:04:11.670\r\n There's nothing in the larder.\r\n \r\n 01:04:11.770 --> 01:04:13.370\r\n Improvise, we can improvise.\r\n \r\n 01:04:13.470 --> 01:04:14.823\r\n What do we need?\r\n \r\n 01:04:14.923 --> 01:04:17.190\r\n Knives, forks, spoons.\r\n \r\n 01:04:17.290 --> 01:04:18.540\r\n No, I'll do it.\r\n \r\n 01:04:18.640 --> 01:04:20.010\r\n Please leave it to me, I can do it.\r\n \r\n 01:04:20.110 --> 01:04:22.820\r\n - Table napkins?\r\n - No, those are tray cloths.\r\n \r\n 01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:23.890\r\n Please don't worry, I'll do it.\r\n \r\n 01:04:23.990 --> 01:04:25.520\r\n I'll do it.\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:04:25.620 --> 01:04:27.023\r\n I've started you off,\r\n I'll leave it to you.\r\n \r\n 01:04:27.123 --> 01:04:29.260\r\n I'll go upstairs and change.\r\n Change?\r\n \r\n 01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:31.060\r\n - For dinner.\r\n - Change into what?\r\n \r\n 01:04:31.930 --> 01:04:32.663\r\n I don't know, I'll improvise.\r\n \r\n 01:04:32.763 --> 01:04:33.577\r\n I'll improvise, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:04:33.677 --> 01:04:36.673\r\n It's like an old clothes shop upstairs.\r\n \r\n 01:04:36.773 --> 01:04:38.000\r\n But Annie should have\r\n cleared it out ages ago.\r\n \r\n 01:04:38.100 --> 01:04:39.600\r\n There's her father's clothes\r\n still in the wardrobe.\r\n \r\n 01:04:39.700 --> 01:04:41.940\r\n There's gonna be moths.\r\n Quite right.\r\n \r\n 01:04:42.040 --> 01:04:43.240\r\n Evening, Reg, old sport.\r\n \r\n 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:47.120\r\n What's up with him?\r\n \r\n 01:04:47.220 --> 01:04:49.960\r\n - There you are.\r\n - He's very cheerful.\r\n \r\n 01:04:50.060 --> 01:04:51.710\r\n That looks ominous.\r\n \r\n 01:04:51.810 --> 01:04:54.530\r\n I think I've persuaded him\r\n to make an effort this evening.\r\n \r\n 01:04:54.630 --> 01:04:56.121\r\n I think I have.\r\n \r\n 01:04:56.221 --> 01:04:58.960\r\n Now, would you see if you can\r\n find the mats in the drawer.\r\n \r\n 01:04:59.060 --> 01:04:59.900\r\n What sort of effort?\r\n \r\n 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.400\r\n To avoid hysterical scenes.\r\n \r\n 01:05:02.500 --> 01:05:04.927\r\n To behave in a civilized manner.\r\n \r\n 01:05:05.027 --> 01:05:05.970\r\n Ha ha ha.\r\n \r\n 01:05:06.070 --> 01:05:08.520\r\n I pray that for once we\r\n might get through an evening\r\n \r\n 01:05:08.620 --> 01:05:09.770\r\n without one angry word.\r\n \r\n 01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:12.333\r\n I want us to have a quiet meal,\r\n \r\n 01:05:12.433 --> 01:05:15.510\r\n to be able to go into the\r\n lounge afterwards, sit down,\r\n \r\n 01:05:15.610 --> 01:05:19.663\r\n all six of us and enjoy each\r\n other's company like a family.\r\n \r\n 01:05:20.570 --> 01:05:22.710\r\n Are you aware who the six people are?\r\n \r\n 01:05:22.810 --> 01:05:24.500\r\n Norman to name but five, and Ruth.\r\n \r\n 01:05:24.600 --> 01:05:25.333\r\n That's a civil war to start with.\r\n \r\n 01:05:25.433 --> 01:05:26.760\r\n Don't ask for the impossible,\r\n \r\n 01:05:26.860 --> 01:05:28.306\r\n just pray we're all still\r\n alive tomorrow morning.\r\n \r\n 01:05:28.406 --> 01:05:29.139\r\n That'll do for a start.\r\n \r\n 01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:31.700\r\n I mean, if a family\r\n can't care about each other,\r\n \r\n 01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:33.817\r\n what hope is there for the rest of the.\r\n \r\n 01:05:34.750 --> 01:05:37.268\r\n I'll never forgive you if you don't try.\r\n \r\n 01:05:37.368 --> 01:05:38.930\r\n I mean it, Reg.\r\n \r\n 01:05:39.030 --> 01:05:40.950\r\n I know you find all this very amusing,\r\n \r\n 01:05:41.050 --> 01:05:43.100\r\n Ruth and Norman continually bickering,\r\n \r\n 01:05:43.200 --> 01:05:45.160\r\n Annie behaving like a tramp.\r\n \r\n 01:05:45.260 --> 01:05:45.993\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:05:46.093 --> 01:05:47.510\r\n You've seen how\r\n she's been dressed all day.\r\n \r\n 01:05:47.610 --> 01:05:49.003\r\n Tarted up like that, it\r\n doesn't suit her, it never did.\r\n \r\n 01:05:49.103 --> 01:05:51.130\r\n You're always on she doesn't bother.\r\n \r\n 01:05:51.230 --> 01:05:52.640\r\n She doesn't have to go\r\n the other way, does she?\r\n \r\n 01:05:52.740 --> 01:05:56.700\r\n Why can't she wear something\r\n nice and simple and plain?\r\n \r\n 01:05:56.800 --> 01:05:58.090\r\n All that makeup on.\r\n \r\n 01:05:58.190 --> 01:06:00.060\r\n I mean, it's not even fashionable.\r\n \r\n 01:06:00.160 --> 01:06:01.787\r\n Especially when you know\r\n who she's done it for.\r\n \r\n 01:06:01.887 --> 01:06:02.740\r\n For Tom, I should think.\r\n \r\n 01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:03.740\r\n Tom!\r\n \r\n 01:06:03.840 --> 01:06:04.980\r\n For Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:06:05.080 --> 01:06:05.957\r\n She's set her sights at him\r\n \r\n 01:06:06.057 --> 01:06:08.030\r\n and he's enjoying every moment of it.\r\n \r\n 01:06:08.130 --> 01:06:10.030\r\n Playing one sister off against the other.\r\n \r\n 01:06:10.130 --> 01:06:11.563\r\n Well, any more of this and\r\n you know what'll happen?\r\n \r\n 01:06:11.663 --> 01:06:14.350\r\n What always happens when I come down here.\r\n \r\n 01:06:14.450 --> 01:06:15.250\r\n No, you've not got\r\n the shakes again, have you?\r\n \r\n 01:06:15.350 --> 01:06:16.580\r\n You ought to know me by now, Reg.\r\n \r\n 01:06:16.680 --> 01:06:18.360\r\n I can't stand these sort of atmospheres.\r\n \r\n 01:06:18.460 --> 01:06:19.567\r\n It's not your back again, is it?\r\n \r\n 01:06:19.667 --> 01:06:20.400\r\n Not at the moment.\r\n \r\n 01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:22.070\r\n But the way I've had to run round\r\n \r\n 01:06:22.170 --> 01:06:24.320\r\n trying to cope with one\r\n crisis after the other.\r\n \r\n 01:06:24.420 --> 01:06:26.000\r\n Well, sit down, have\r\n a rest for a second.\r\n \r\n 01:06:26.100 --> 01:06:27.140\r\n How can I sit down?\r\n \r\n 01:06:27.240 --> 01:06:28.507\r\n Be sensible, how can I possibly sit down?\r\n \r\n 01:06:28.607 --> 01:06:29.930\r\n All right, stand up, suit yourself.\r\n \r\n 01:06:30.030 --> 01:06:31.740\r\n I'm only trying to be,\r\n do you want these mats?\r\n \r\n 01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:32.920\r\n Yes, I said I did.\r\n \r\n 01:06:33.020 --> 01:06:35.830\r\n Marvelous, these are,\r\n every picture tells a story.\r\n \r\n 01:06:35.930 --> 01:06:40.126\r\n Yeah, we're going to\r\n need two more chairs.\r\n \r\n 01:06:40.226 --> 01:06:41.260\r\n I'm sure there used to be six of these.\r\n \r\n 01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:42.920\r\n Heaven knows what she's with them.\r\n \r\n 01:06:43.020 --> 01:06:44.120\r\n All right, I'll look for chairs.\r\n \r\n 01:06:44.220 --> 01:06:46.820\r\n Now just keep calm, don't\r\n worry, it'll be all right.\r\n \r\n 01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:50.270\r\n Well, I've scraped\r\n together what there is.\r\n \r\n 01:06:50.370 --> 01:06:51.980\r\n It should just about feed us all.\r\n \r\n 01:06:52.080 --> 01:06:54.580\r\n I opened every tin and poured\r\n them all into a saucepan.\r\n \r\n 01:06:54.680 --> 01:06:56.990\r\n Made a sort of gluey stew.\r\n \r\n 01:06:57.090 --> 01:06:58.800\r\n And then there's\r\n the salad we can finish.\r\n \r\n 01:06:58.900 --> 01:07:00.210\r\n Good grief, not again.\r\n \r\n 01:07:00.310 --> 01:07:01.970\r\n But it works out about\r\n one lettuce leaf each.\r\n \r\n 01:07:02.070 --> 01:07:04.330\r\n - Thank heaven for that.\r\n - Lovely.\r\n \r\n 01:07:04.430 --> 01:07:07.060\r\n Now, we're going to need two more chairs.\r\n \r\n 01:07:07.160 --> 01:07:09.080\r\n I'm sure there used to be six of these.\r\n \r\n 01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:12.450\r\n I remember Christmas, we had...\r\n Yes, they fell to bits.\r\n \r\n 01:07:12.550 --> 01:07:13.283\r\n Fell to bits?\r\n \r\n 01:07:13.383 --> 01:07:14.930\r\n Well, everything does in this house.\r\n \r\n 01:07:15.030 --> 01:07:16.530\r\n Either woodworm or old age.\r\n \r\n 01:07:16.630 --> 01:07:17.810\r\n You should get that treated.\r\n \r\n 01:07:17.910 --> 01:07:18.762\r\n Old age, you mean?\r\n \r\n 01:07:18.862 --> 01:07:19.595\r\n Well,\r\n \r\n 01:07:19.695 --> 01:07:20.530\r\n I don't know about that.\r\n \r\n 01:07:20.630 --> 01:07:22.570\r\n Father used to say the\r\n only thing for old age\r\n \r\n 01:07:22.670 --> 01:07:26.030\r\n was a brave face, a good\r\n tailor, and comfortable shoes.\r\n \r\n 01:07:27.750 --> 01:07:29.122\r\n Chairs.\r\n \r\n 01:07:29.222 --> 01:07:30.210\r\n All right, try the sitting room.\r\n \r\n 01:07:30.310 --> 01:07:31.374\r\n There's a couple there with legs.\r\n \r\n 01:07:31.474 --> 01:07:32.641\r\n Right.\r\n \r\n 01:07:35.000 --> 01:07:36.910\r\n - You're using the mats.\r\n - Yes, well.\r\n \r\n 01:07:37.010 --> 01:07:39.510\r\n Bit posh, we only use\r\n those on Mother's birthday.\r\n \r\n 01:07:39.610 --> 01:07:41.410\r\n I thought we'd do\r\n something a little special\r\n \r\n 01:07:41.510 --> 01:07:42.560\r\n since we're all here.\r\n \r\n 01:07:45.460 --> 01:07:47.710\r\n It's nice that Ruth could come.\r\n \r\n 01:07:47.810 --> 01:07:48.543\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:07:48.643 --> 01:07:49.713\r\n Makes it complete.\r\n \r\n 01:07:50.890 --> 01:07:53.270\r\n That means that Norman won't be left out.\r\n \r\n 01:07:53.370 --> 01:07:54.203\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:07:56.570 --> 01:07:58.470\r\n I really do like that dress.\r\n \r\n 01:07:59.720 --> 01:08:00.870\r\n Thanks.\r\n \r\n 01:08:00.970 --> 01:08:03.330\r\n It's a bit old but it's a good standby.\r\n \r\n 01:08:03.430 --> 01:08:06.878\r\n Yes, well, I thought we'd\r\n have a really cozy family meal.\r\n \r\n 01:08:06.978 --> 01:08:08.730\r\n Try and make it a happy evening.\r\n \r\n 01:08:08.830 --> 01:08:10.093\r\n - Here's one of them.\r\n - We need two.\r\n \r\n 01:08:10.193 --> 01:08:11.804\r\n I know, I'm just going\r\n back for the other.\r\n \r\n 01:08:11.904 --> 01:08:12.637\r\n Tom's sitting on it.\r\n \r\n 01:08:12.737 --> 01:08:13.760\r\n Well, move him off it.\r\n \r\n 01:08:13.860 --> 01:08:15.060\r\n Ever tried moving Tom?\r\n \r\n 01:08:16.660 --> 01:08:18.110\r\n Someone's saucepan seems to be getting\r\n \r\n 01:08:18.210 --> 01:08:19.810\r\n rather agitated out there.\r\n \r\n 01:08:19.910 --> 01:08:20.643\r\n Did you turn it down?\r\n \r\n 01:08:20.743 --> 01:08:22.220\r\n No, I whispered soothing words to it.\r\n \r\n 01:08:22.320 --> 01:08:23.260\r\n Of course I turned it down.\r\n \r\n 01:08:23.360 --> 01:08:25.260\r\n - I'll do it.\r\n - No, I'll go, I'll go.\r\n \r\n 01:08:26.144 --> 01:08:27.450\r\n If you want something doing in this house,\r\n \r\n 01:08:27.550 --> 01:08:29.450\r\n you might just as well do it yourself.\r\n \r\n 01:08:31.570 --> 01:08:33.150\r\n My God, Mother's mats.\r\n \r\n 01:08:33.250 --> 01:08:34.840\r\n It it a birth, a death, or a marriage?\r\n \r\n 01:08:34.940 --> 01:08:36.203\r\n She's doing the lot.\r\n \r\n 01:08:37.070 --> 01:08:38.670\r\n I mean, she's not actually doing anything\r\n \r\n 01:08:38.770 --> 01:08:39.970\r\n but she's organizing the lot.\r\n \r\n 01:08:40.070 --> 01:08:41.230\r\n What on earth for, silly cow?\r\n \r\n 01:08:41.330 --> 01:08:42.063\r\n Who's gonna notice?\r\n \r\n 01:08:42.163 --> 01:08:44.890\r\n Well, I think it's her\r\n attempt at a grand reunion.\r\n \r\n 01:08:44.990 --> 01:08:46.437\r\n A cozy family meal with Sarah presiding.\r\n \r\n 01:08:46.537 --> 01:08:49.320\r\n No, have we all got to\r\n sit round with fixed grins?\r\n \r\n 01:08:49.420 --> 01:08:50.920\r\n It's Christmas all over again.\r\n \r\n 01:08:52.506 --> 01:08:53.239\r\n I thought I'd come in here\r\n \r\n 01:08:53.339 --> 01:08:55.740\r\n so I wouldn't embarrass your\r\n fiance or whatever he is.\r\n \r\n 01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:57.750\r\n He can't bear to look me in the face.\r\n \r\n 01:08:57.850 --> 01:09:00.360\r\n - Poor Tom.\r\n - It was rather unfortunate.\r\n \r\n 01:09:00.460 --> 01:09:02.510\r\n Believe it or not, I was\r\n attempting unsuccessfully\r\n \r\n 01:09:02.610 --> 01:09:04.360\r\n to give him lesson on how to woo you.\r\n \r\n 01:09:04.460 --> 01:09:06.230\r\n Tom being Tom assumed I\r\n was giving him lessons\r\n \r\n 01:09:06.330 --> 01:09:07.750\r\n on how to woo me.\r\n \r\n 01:09:07.850 --> 01:09:08.587\r\n I managed to load him all right\r\n \r\n 01:09:08.687 --> 01:09:11.431\r\n but I pointed him in the wrong direction.\r\n \r\n 01:09:11.531 --> 01:09:12.300\r\n It was silly of me to\r\n interfere, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:09:12.400 --> 01:09:13.360\r\n Serves me right.\r\n \r\n 01:09:13.460 --> 01:09:15.600\r\n Leave it to Sarah in the future.\r\n \r\n 01:09:15.700 --> 01:09:18.560\r\n I mean, I don't know, you may\r\n not even care for the man.\r\n \r\n 01:09:18.660 --> 01:09:20.610\r\n Never really said one way or the other.\r\n \r\n 01:09:21.800 --> 01:09:24.300\r\n We've always assumed\r\n you and Tom, Tom, you.\r\n \r\n 01:09:24.400 --> 01:09:26.055\r\n And presumably you wouldn't\r\n have him round here at all\r\n \r\n 01:09:26.155 --> 01:09:28.319\r\n if you didn't.\r\n \r\n 01:09:28.419 --> 01:09:31.290\r\n You do like him, don't you?\r\n \r\n 01:09:31.390 --> 01:09:33.180\r\n Yes, I'm very fond of him.\r\n \r\n 01:09:33.280 --> 01:09:34.973\r\n I think he's in love with you.\r\n \r\n 01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:37.373\r\n As far as one can fathom.\r\n \r\n 01:09:38.460 --> 01:09:41.760\r\n It's just he's so, well, one\r\n could be nice and say deep,\r\n \r\n 01:09:41.860 --> 01:09:43.180\r\n but when you say someone's deep,\r\n \r\n 01:09:43.280 --> 01:09:44.790\r\n it more and less implies\r\n there's something at the bottom.\r\n \r\n 01:09:44.890 --> 01:09:46.100\r\n I'm not so sure with Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:09:46.200 --> 01:09:49.500\r\n - You'd be surprised.\r\n - All he needs is a shove.\r\n \r\n 01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:52.133\r\n Somebody needs to do it, anybody.\r\n \r\n 01:09:53.150 --> 01:09:55.000\r\n Except Norman, that is,\r\n whose sole advice to Tom\r\n \r\n 01:09:55.100 --> 01:09:57.230\r\n was to throw punches at you.\r\n \r\n 01:09:57.330 --> 01:09:58.880\r\n Norman told him to do that?\r\n \r\n 01:09:58.980 --> 01:10:00.520\r\n It's Norman's answer\r\n to female psychology.\r\n \r\n 01:10:00.620 --> 01:10:02.140\r\n He's very subtle, have you noticed?\r\n \r\n 01:10:02.240 --> 01:10:04.493\r\n Well, you probably have,\r\n you nearly fell for it.\r\n \r\n 01:10:06.050 --> 01:10:07.293\r\n Look, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:10:08.340 --> 01:10:10.827\r\n I never intended to take him\r\n away from you or anything.\r\n \r\n 01:10:10.927 --> 01:10:13.050\r\n Forget it, you couldn't\r\n possibly take him away from me.\r\n \r\n 01:10:13.150 --> 01:10:14.353\r\n That assumes I own him in the first place.\r\n \r\n 01:10:14.453 --> 01:10:16.070\r\n I've never done that.\r\n \r\n 01:10:16.170 --> 01:10:16.903\r\n I always feel with Norman\r\n \r\n 01:10:17.003 --> 01:10:18.450\r\n I've got him on loan from somewhere,\r\n \r\n 01:10:18.550 --> 01:10:20.100\r\n like one of his library books.\r\n \r\n 01:10:20.200 --> 01:10:21.523\r\n I'll get a card one day\r\n informing me he's overdue\r\n \r\n 01:10:21.623 --> 01:10:23.192\r\n and there's a fine to pay on him.\r\n \r\n 01:10:25.763 --> 01:10:28.260\r\n I should have gone back\r\n to town this afternoon.\r\n \r\n 01:10:28.360 --> 01:10:29.630\r\n I shall have to ring the\r\n office in the morning\r\n \r\n 01:10:29.730 --> 01:10:33.190\r\n and plead illness again.\r\n \r\n 01:10:33.290 --> 01:10:35.720\r\n Of all the working days lost\r\n in this country over the year,\r\n \r\n 01:10:35.820 --> 01:10:37.150\r\n half are due to strikes and illness\r\n \r\n 01:10:37.250 --> 01:10:38.873\r\n and the other half to\r\n people chasing after Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:10:38.973 --> 01:10:40.050\r\n Got it, he moved.\r\n \r\n 01:10:40.150 --> 01:10:41.200\r\n Tom moved, got the chair.\r\n \r\n 01:10:41.300 --> 01:10:42.033\r\n Have you seen Norman?\r\n \r\n 01:10:42.133 --> 01:10:43.270\r\n I don't like it when I can't see him.\r\n \r\n 01:10:43.370 --> 01:10:44.203\r\n Where is he?\r\n \r\n 01:10:44.303 --> 01:10:45.036\r\n He was shouting about out there,\r\n \r\n 01:10:45.136 --> 01:10:47.060\r\n something about going up to change.\r\n \r\n 01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:47.893\r\n Change?\r\n \r\n 01:10:47.993 --> 01:10:48.840\r\n He's got nothing to change into.\r\n \r\n 01:10:48.940 --> 01:10:50.090\r\n That won't stop him.\r\n \r\n 01:10:50.190 --> 01:10:51.510\r\n He'll probably come down in a counterpane.\r\n \r\n 01:10:51.610 --> 01:10:53.162\r\n Goodness.\r\n \r\n 01:10:55.400 --> 01:10:57.660\r\n Would you mind?\r\n \r\n 01:10:57.760 --> 01:10:58.783\r\n I'll try.\r\n \r\n 01:11:00.796 --> 01:11:03.550\r\n Don't go too far away,\r\n Ruth, it's nearly ready.\r\n \r\n 01:11:03.650 --> 01:11:05.795\r\n I've left the stew on the simmer, Annie.\r\n \r\n 01:11:05.895 --> 01:11:07.711\r\n Reg, would you call\r\n everyone, Tom and Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:11:07.811 --> 01:11:09.144\r\n Right you are.\r\n \r\n 01:11:11.607 --> 01:11:13.280\r\n Tom, Norman!\r\n \r\n 01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:14.850\r\n Please, there is no need to shout.\r\n \r\n 01:11:14.950 --> 01:11:16.130\r\n Go and fetch them.\r\n \r\n 01:11:16.230 --> 01:11:17.260\r\n Sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:11:17.360 --> 01:11:19.050\r\n Tom, Norman.\r\n Reg!\r\n \r\n 01:11:19.150 --> 01:11:20.570\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:11:20.670 --> 01:11:21.940\r\n Somebody call?\r\n \r\n 01:11:22.040 --> 01:11:25.230\r\n Ha, this looks promising.\r\n \r\n 01:11:25.330 --> 01:11:26.880\r\n Nearly ready.\r\n \r\n 01:11:26.980 --> 01:11:28.063\r\n Very smart.\r\n \r\n 01:11:28.970 --> 01:11:33.393\r\n Napkins, mats, wine, so on.\r\n \r\n 01:11:34.400 --> 01:11:36.547\r\n And tonight that wine\r\n is strictly rationed.\r\n \r\n 01:11:39.490 --> 01:11:41.290\r\n If you could open it, Tom,\r\n it would be most helpful.\r\n \r\n 01:11:41.390 --> 01:11:42.223\r\n Right.\r\n \r\n 01:11:50.830 --> 01:11:51.960\r\n Two meals in two days.\r\n \r\n 01:11:52.060 --> 01:11:53.313\r\n Not doing badly, am I?\r\n \r\n 01:11:54.578 --> 01:11:55.911\r\n About average.\r\n \r\n 01:11:58.570 --> 01:12:01.510\r\n I think I've sorted\r\n out things with Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:12:01.610 --> 01:12:03.120\r\n Have you?\r\n \r\n 01:12:04.440 --> 01:12:07.670\r\n Sent him off with a flea\r\n in his ear, I'm afraid.\r\n \r\n 01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:12.163\r\n Tom?\r\n \r\n 01:12:13.590 --> 01:12:16.060\r\n Well, we all made a sort of an agreement\r\n \r\n 01:12:16.160 --> 01:12:19.530\r\n that we're going to try not\r\n to have any rows this evening.\r\n \r\n 01:12:19.630 --> 01:12:21.193\r\n It's for Sarah's sake, really.\r\n \r\n 01:12:22.216 --> 01:12:23.483\r\n A really happy meal.\r\n \r\n 01:12:24.570 --> 01:12:28.360\r\n So, do your bit, won't you?\r\n \r\n 01:12:28.460 --> 01:12:30.273\r\n What, you mean jokes and things?\r\n \r\n 01:12:31.230 --> 01:12:32.530\r\n No, not necessarily.\r\n \r\n 01:12:33.378 --> 01:12:34.111\r\n Good.\r\n \r\n 01:12:34.211 --> 01:12:36.260\r\n I'm awfully bad at jokes,\r\n I forget the ending.\r\n \r\n 01:12:36.360 --> 01:12:39.920\r\n Yes, well, I know you never do,\r\n \r\n 01:12:40.020 --> 01:12:44.220\r\n but don't complain or cause\r\n any trouble, will you?\r\n \r\n 01:12:44.320 --> 01:12:45.420\r\n Lord, no.\r\n \r\n 01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:46.770\r\n Just get my food down me.\r\n \r\n 01:12:46.870 --> 01:12:48.720\r\n That's all I'm here for, you know me.\r\n \r\n 01:12:49.990 --> 01:12:51.266\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:12:51.366 --> 01:12:53.813\r\n Come along, it's all ready.\r\n \r\n 01:12:56.021 --> 01:12:57.480\r\n Where is everyone?\r\n \r\n 01:12:57.580 --> 01:12:59.800\r\n Reg!\r\n Can't find either of them.\r\n \r\n 01:12:59.900 --> 01:13:00.633\r\n There you are.\r\n Hello, Reg.\r\n \r\n 01:13:00.733 --> 01:13:02.173\r\n No sign of Norman, he's vanished.\r\n \r\n 01:13:02.273 --> 01:13:04.170\r\n Well, we won't wait.\r\n \r\n 01:13:04.270 --> 01:13:05.750\r\n Let's get seated.\r\n \r\n 01:13:05.850 --> 01:13:08.640\r\n Now, Reg, you go up the\r\n end there, will you?\r\n \r\n 01:13:08.740 --> 01:13:10.100\r\n - Up the end.\r\n - And Tom,\r\n \r\n 01:13:10.200 --> 01:13:11.980\r\n you come and sit next\r\n to me here, will you?\r\n \r\n 01:13:12.080 --> 01:13:13.997\r\n - Norman's in the bathroom.\r\n - Well.\r\n \r\n 01:13:14.097 --> 01:13:15.060\r\n From the sound of it, he's washing.\r\n \r\n 01:13:15.160 --> 01:13:16.728\r\n He's so ashamed of the\r\n fact, he's locked the door.\r\n \r\n 01:13:16.828 --> 01:13:18.460\r\n Well, he'll be down I expect.\r\n \r\n 01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:19.760\r\n No, not there, Ruth dear.\r\n \r\n 01:13:19.860 --> 01:13:21.288\r\n Would you mind sitting\r\n one seat further up?\r\n \r\n 01:13:21.388 --> 01:13:24.073\r\n - Really.\r\n - Where am I sitting?\r\n \r\n 01:13:24.173 --> 01:13:25.170\r\n No, you're here, Tom, sit here.\r\n \r\n 01:13:25.270 --> 01:13:28.638\r\n You're supposed to be\r\n here, Annie, you're the hostess.\r\n \r\n 01:13:28.738 --> 01:13:29.471\r\n Right.\r\n \r\n 01:13:29.571 --> 01:13:30.304\r\n No, she can't sit there.\r\n \r\n 01:13:30.404 --> 01:13:31.740\r\n She's out of order.\r\n She's the hostess.\r\n \r\n 01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:32.749\r\n She should sit at the head.\r\n \r\n 01:13:32.849 --> 01:13:34.630\r\n Yes, but then we've got\r\n two women sitting together.\r\n \r\n 01:13:34.730 --> 01:13:36.447\r\n I'll move back down here\r\n then, that's easy enough.\r\n \r\n 01:13:36.547 --> 01:13:37.890\r\n No, no, stay where you are.\r\n \r\n 01:13:37.990 --> 01:13:39.720\r\n I'll go round here next\r\n to Annie, then it's right.\r\n \r\n 01:13:39.820 --> 01:13:41.310\r\n No, it's not, you're next to me.\r\n \r\n 01:13:41.410 --> 01:13:43.270\r\n Now we have got two men together.\r\n \r\n 01:13:43.370 --> 01:13:44.682\r\n Why won't you leave it to me?\r\n \r\n 01:13:44.782 --> 01:13:45.820\r\n That's all right, don't get excited.\r\n \r\n 01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.290\r\n Tom, move round one and\r\n go and sit at the end.\r\n \r\n 01:13:47.390 --> 01:13:48.510\r\n Right-ho.\r\n \r\n 01:13:48.610 --> 01:13:50.600\r\n Would it be easier if\r\n I ate in the kitchen?\r\n \r\n 01:13:50.700 --> 01:13:52.800\r\n Just a second, Ruth,\r\n do you mind, do you mind?\r\n \r\n 01:13:52.900 --> 01:13:54.780\r\n Not there, Tom, that's my chair.\r\n \r\n 01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:56.270\r\n - Sorry, I thought he said...\r\n - Now,\r\n \r\n 01:13:56.370 --> 01:13:57.310\r\n we want a girl over here.\r\n \r\n 01:13:57.410 --> 01:13:58.243\r\n Ruth, over here.\r\n \r\n 01:14:00.100 --> 01:14:00.833\r\n I don't want to worry you\r\n \r\n 01:14:00.933 --> 01:14:02.620\r\n but you've got a woman at\r\n both ends of the table.\r\n \r\n 01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:03.690\r\n That's what I'm saying.\r\n \r\n 01:14:03.790 --> 01:14:04.530\r\n Why won't you listen?\r\n \r\n 01:14:04.630 --> 01:14:07.000\r\n It's all right, look, it's Ruth there,\r\n \r\n 01:14:07.100 --> 01:14:09.550\r\n then me, then Annie, Norman\r\n over there when he comes,\r\n \r\n 01:14:09.650 --> 01:14:11.940\r\n and Tom next to, now\r\n that's where we're wrong.\r\n \r\n 01:14:12.040 --> 01:14:12.890\r\n Tom, you're in the wrong seat.\r\n \r\n 01:14:12.990 --> 01:14:13.817\r\n Sorry, I thought she said...\r\n \r\n 01:14:13.917 --> 01:14:15.630\r\n I'm about to sit down permanently.\r\n \r\n 01:14:15.730 --> 01:14:16.540\r\n Reg, will you listen to me.\r\n \r\n 01:14:16.640 --> 01:14:17.709\r\n Tom, you're supposed to be at the end.\r\n \r\n 01:14:17.809 --> 01:14:18.542\r\n Reg!\r\n \r\n 01:14:18.642 --> 01:14:19.375\r\n I've just been moved from there.\r\n \r\n 01:14:19.475 --> 01:14:20.430\r\n I'm sitting down now.\r\n \r\n 01:14:20.530 --> 01:14:21.930\r\n Would you do as you're\r\n told and sit at the end.\r\n \r\n 01:14:22.030 --> 01:14:23.950\r\n Reg, will you kindly leave this to me?\r\n \r\n 01:14:24.050 --> 01:14:25.893\r\n - I'm simply trying...\r\n - Reg!\r\n \r\n 01:14:25.993 --> 01:14:27.395\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:14:27.495 --> 01:14:29.850\r\n All right, fine, I'll\r\n leave it to you, love.\r\n \r\n 01:14:29.950 --> 01:14:30.683\r\n I was only trying to help.\r\n \r\n 01:14:30.783 --> 01:14:32.070\r\n Everybody go where Sarah tells them.\r\n \r\n 01:14:32.170 --> 01:14:33.170\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:14:34.434 --> 01:14:35.733\r\n Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:14:35.833 --> 01:14:36.860\r\n Tom, you are sitting here!\r\n \r\n 01:14:36.960 --> 01:14:38.700\r\n Back where I started.\r\n \r\n 01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:39.880\r\n Reg, at the top.\r\n \r\n 01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:41.190\r\n - That's wrong, you know.\r\n - At the top!\r\n \r\n 01:14:41.290 --> 01:14:42.730\r\n Ruth.\r\n I have sat down.\r\n \r\n 01:14:42.830 --> 01:14:43.830\r\n I refuse to get up.\r\n \r\n 01:14:43.930 --> 01:14:44.763\r\n Ruth, Ruth!\r\n \r\n 01:14:46.830 --> 01:14:48.840\r\n You are all right where you are.\r\n \r\n 01:14:48.940 --> 01:14:49.890\r\n Evening.\r\n \r\n 01:14:51.068 --> 01:14:51.901\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:14:52.788 --> 01:14:53.521\r\n Shh!\r\n \r\n 01:14:53.621 --> 01:14:56.050\r\n I heard we were dressing for dinner.\r\n \r\n 01:14:56.150 --> 01:14:57.850\r\n Carry on, talk amongst yourselves.\r\n \r\n 01:14:58.960 --> 01:15:00.703\r\n - Norman, not there.\r\n - What?\r\n \r\n 01:15:00.803 --> 01:15:03.640\r\n Is that my father's suit you've got on?\r\n \r\n 01:15:03.740 --> 01:15:05.950\r\n If he was a man with extraordinary arm\r\n \r\n 01:15:06.050 --> 01:15:08.100\r\n and inside leg measurements, yes, indeed.\r\n \r\n 01:15:09.520 --> 01:15:11.338\r\n Norman, not there.\r\n \r\n 01:15:11.438 --> 01:15:12.171\r\n - Why not here?\r\n - Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:15:12.271 --> 01:15:13.750\r\n - What?\r\n - Because it's wrong.\r\n \r\n 01:15:13.850 --> 01:15:14.650\r\n Wrong?\r\n \r\n 01:15:14.750 --> 01:15:17.467\r\n Is it wrong to sit between\r\n my old pal Reg and?\r\n \r\n 01:15:19.193 --> 01:15:21.160\r\n There's a dwarf on my left.\r\n \r\n 01:15:21.260 --> 01:15:22.420\r\n Hello, little chap.\r\n Hello.\r\n \r\n 01:15:22.520 --> 01:15:23.530\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:15:23.630 --> 01:15:24.860\r\n Norman, would\r\n you please come and sit...\r\n \r\n 01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:26.060\r\n It's all right, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:15:26.160 --> 01:15:27.730\r\n I'll sit here, this is fine.\r\n \r\n 01:15:27.830 --> 01:15:28.563\r\n But we've now got three women\r\n \r\n 01:15:28.663 --> 01:15:31.730\r\n on this side of the table.\r\n This is fine.\r\n \r\n 01:15:31.830 --> 01:15:32.663\r\n Fine.\r\n \r\n 01:15:34.375 --> 01:15:36.231\r\n Fine.\r\n \r\n 01:15:36.331 --> 01:15:37.164\r\n Fine.\r\n \r\n 01:15:38.218 --> 01:15:40.068\r\n Well, it's not correct.\r\n \r\n 01:15:57.840 --> 01:15:59.295\r\n Is this lettuce leaf all for me?\r\n \r\n 01:16:00.238 --> 01:16:01.650\r\n I can hardly believe my good fortune.\r\n \r\n 01:16:01.750 --> 01:16:02.583\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:16:11.580 --> 01:16:16.580\r\n Well.\r\n \r\n 01:16:23.610 --> 01:16:25.117\r\n Talking of animals,\r\n \r\n 01:16:25.217 --> 01:16:28.034\r\n another amusing story\r\n about a vet for you, Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:16:30.493 --> 01:16:33.560\r\n There's this Englishman\r\n and this Italian, you see,\r\n \r\n 01:16:33.660 --> 01:16:34.620\r\n standing by a lake.\r\n \r\n 01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:36.130\r\n Now, that's unusual.\r\n \r\n 01:16:36.230 --> 01:16:39.820\r\n Anyway, suddenly they see\r\n this dog fall in the water,\r\n \r\n 01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:41.410\r\n and he's nearly drowning, he's\r\n coughing, he's spluttering,\r\n \r\n 01:16:41.510 --> 01:16:42.330\r\n he's nearly drowning.\r\n Woof, woof.\r\n \r\n 01:16:42.430 --> 01:16:43.802\r\n Splutter, splutter, woof, woof.\r\n \r\n 01:16:43.902 --> 01:16:45.530\r\n Yes, thank you, Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:16:45.630 --> 01:16:49.190\r\n Anyway, the Italian dives\r\n in, rescues the dog,\r\n \r\n 01:16:49.290 --> 01:16:51.190\r\n brings it back to the shore, lays it out,\r\n \r\n 01:16:51.290 --> 01:16:52.826\r\n gives it mouth to mouth respiration.\r\n \r\n 01:16:53.950 --> 01:16:57.650\r\n 20 seconds, the dog\r\n is perfectly all right.\r\n \r\n 01:16:57.750 --> 01:17:01.017\r\n The Englishman says, "That's wonderful."\r\n \r\n 01:17:01.117 --> 01:17:02.710\r\n "Are you a vet?"\r\n \r\n 01:17:02.810 --> 01:17:04.677\r\n And the Italian says, "Am I a-vet?"\r\n \r\n 01:17:04.777 --> 01:17:06.891\r\n "I'm a-soaking vet, what do you think?"\r\n \r\n 01:17:09.683 --> 01:17:12.090\r\n Yes, I liked that, yes.\r\n \r\n 01:17:12.190 --> 01:17:14.040\r\n Subtle foreign joke.\r\n \r\n 01:17:14.140 --> 01:17:15.210\r\n Did you get that, little chap?\r\n \r\n 01:17:15.310 --> 01:17:16.790\r\n Yes, I think so.\r\n \r\n 01:17:16.890 --> 01:17:18.210\r\n Thought it might have\r\n been above your head.\r\n \r\n 01:17:18.310 --> 01:17:19.160\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:17:19.260 --> 01:17:20.430\r\n - Above your head.\r\n - Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:17:20.530 --> 01:17:21.953\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:17:37.500 --> 01:17:40.620\r\n This lettuce is superb.\r\n \r\n 01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:44.080\r\n Whoever cooked this has\r\n a knack with lettuce.\r\n \r\n 01:17:44.180 --> 01:17:45.093\r\n It is a triumph.\r\n \r\n 01:17:46.310 --> 01:17:47.143\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:17:50.747 --> 01:17:52.060\r\n Are you all right there, Tom?\r\n \r\n 01:17:52.160 --> 01:17:53.320\r\n You're terribly low.\r\n \r\n 01:17:53.420 --> 01:17:55.190\r\n No, I'm fine.\r\n \r\n 01:17:55.290 --> 01:17:56.300\r\n Why don't you go and fetch a cushion\r\n \r\n 01:17:56.400 --> 01:17:58.300\r\n from the sitting room...\r\n No, no, no.\r\n \r\n 01:18:00.020 --> 01:18:01.330\r\n Been very lucky with the weather.\r\n \r\n 01:18:01.430 --> 01:18:02.847\r\n Yes, yes.\r\n \r\n 01:18:04.450 --> 01:18:06.533\r\n - Could be raining.\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:18:10.602 --> 01:18:12.102\r\n Or even snowing.\r\n \r\n 01:18:13.570 --> 01:18:17.143\r\n Snow in July, unusual but\r\n you never know these days.\r\n \r\n 01:18:20.030 --> 01:18:22.680\r\n We must be thankful for\r\n small mercies, in my opinion.\r\n \r\n 01:18:23.810 --> 01:18:27.670\r\n If this was Australia,\r\n it would be mid-winter,\r\n \r\n 01:18:27.770 --> 01:18:28.710\r\n think of that.\r\n \r\n 01:18:28.810 --> 01:18:30.640\r\n Snow in the coolibah trees,\r\n \r\n 01:18:30.740 --> 01:18:32.620\r\n koala bears rushing around in gum boots.\r\n \r\n 01:18:32.720 --> 01:18:35.620\r\n Norman, just sit quietly\r\n and enjoy your lettuce.\r\n \r\n 01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:36.453\r\n - I was making small talk.\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:18:36.553 --> 01:18:38.410\r\n Well, it's not quite small enough, dear.\r\n \r\n 01:18:38.510 --> 01:18:41.233\r\n It can't get it any\r\n smaller or I'll swallow it.\r\n \r\n 01:18:44.860 --> 01:18:46.543\r\n - Excuse me.\r\n - Yes, Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:18:48.481 --> 01:18:49.720\r\n Er, salt.\r\n \r\n 01:18:49.820 --> 01:18:52.206\r\n Norman, pass Tom the salt, will you.\r\n \r\n 01:18:52.306 --> 01:18:53.956\r\n Certainly.\r\n \r\n 01:18:54.056 --> 01:18:55.910\r\n Here we are, little chap.\r\n \r\n 01:18:56.010 --> 01:18:58.300\r\n You enjoying eating with\r\n the grown-ups, are you?\r\n \r\n 01:18:58.400 --> 01:19:00.030\r\n Long past your bedtime.\r\n \r\n 01:19:00.130 --> 01:19:02.450\r\n Do put a bun in it,\r\n Norman, there's a good chap.\r\n \r\n 01:19:02.550 --> 01:19:04.980\r\n A bun, I should be so lucky.\r\n \r\n 01:19:05.080 --> 01:19:06.560\r\n Tom, why don't\r\n you go and fetch a cushion\r\n \r\n 01:19:06.660 --> 01:19:08.270\r\n from the sitting room.\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 01:19:08.370 --> 01:19:09.103\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:19:09.203 --> 01:19:10.790\r\n I was only suggesting...\r\n Sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:19:16.940 --> 01:19:18.610\r\n Has everyone finished,\r\n I'll get the rest.\r\n \r\n 01:19:18.710 --> 01:19:20.626\r\n - Tom hasn't quite finished.\r\n - All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:19:20.726 --> 01:19:21.660\r\n Don't worry about me.\r\n \r\n 01:19:21.760 --> 01:19:23.060\r\n You mean to say there's more?\r\n \r\n 01:19:23.160 --> 01:19:24.940\r\n Just some stew so-called.\r\n \r\n 01:19:25.040 --> 01:19:27.020\r\n Well, I'll try and squeeze it in.\r\n \r\n 01:19:27.120 --> 01:19:28.740\r\n Look, if you want to take over\r\n \r\n 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:29.784\r\n and see if you could any better.\r\n \r\n 01:19:29.884 --> 01:19:30.617\r\n All right, sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:19:30.717 --> 01:19:31.970\r\n Sitting there on your\r\n backside complaining.\r\n \r\n 01:19:32.070 --> 01:19:33.090\r\n Who's complaining, it's a feast.\r\n \r\n 01:19:33.190 --> 01:19:34.948\r\n All right, don't\r\n let's quarrel, please.\r\n \r\n 01:19:35.048 --> 01:19:35.781\r\n Come on, plates.\r\n \r\n 01:19:35.881 --> 01:19:37.070\r\n Plates, everybody, please.\r\n \r\n 01:19:43.940 --> 01:19:44.773\r\n Annie.\r\n \r\n 01:19:48.090 --> 01:19:48.923\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:19:50.182 --> 01:19:51.920\r\n Back in a sec.\r\n \r\n 01:19:52.020 --> 01:19:53.477\r\n Reg.\r\n \r\n 01:19:54.483 --> 01:19:55.816\r\n Offer to help.\r\n \r\n 01:19:57.080 --> 01:19:58.650\r\n Offer to help.\r\n \r\n 01:19:58.750 --> 01:20:00.645\r\n Yeah, does she need it?\r\n \r\n 01:20:00.745 --> 01:20:02.038\r\n Of course she does, she's\r\n doing it all on her own.\r\n \r\n 01:20:02.138 --> 01:20:04.555\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:20:06.867 --> 01:20:09.290\r\n Now, would someone like\r\n to pour us some wine?\r\n \r\n 01:20:09.390 --> 01:20:10.990\r\n Certainly, Sarah, my pleasure.\r\n \r\n 01:20:14.030 --> 01:20:16.410\r\n This meal is rapidly\r\n becoming unbearable.\r\n \r\n 01:20:16.510 --> 01:20:17.300\r\n Wine, Sarah?\r\n \r\n 01:20:17.400 --> 01:20:19.430\r\n - Just a little.\r\n - Certainly.\r\n \r\n 01:20:19.530 --> 01:20:21.470\r\n Thank you, Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:20:21.570 --> 01:20:23.960\r\n Why don't you take a\r\n tranquilizer and go to bed, Sarah?\r\n \r\n 01:20:24.060 --> 01:20:25.820\r\n Leave us to fight in peace.\r\n \r\n 01:20:25.920 --> 01:20:27.420\r\n Because there\r\n is no reason to fight.\r\n \r\n 01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:29.238\r\n None of us happens to\r\n like each other very much.\r\n \r\n 01:20:29.338 --> 01:20:30.570\r\n I think it's a very good reason.\r\n \r\n 01:20:30.670 --> 01:20:31.480\r\n Speak for yourself.\r\n \r\n 01:20:31.580 --> 01:20:33.340\r\n I am full of love this evening.\r\n \r\n 01:20:33.440 --> 01:20:35.720\r\n Just for yourself or\r\n is anyone else included?\r\n \r\n 01:20:35.820 --> 01:20:37.580\r\n Ignore her, Norman, ignore her.\r\n \r\n 01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:39.233\r\n I will, Sarah, I will.\r\n \r\n 01:20:42.320 --> 01:20:43.973\r\n Hello, Junior.\r\n \r\n 01:20:44.910 --> 01:20:47.130\r\n I've just remembered it, a joke.\r\n \r\n 01:20:47.230 --> 01:20:47.963\r\n God.\r\n \r\n 01:20:48.063 --> 01:20:50.250\r\n A joke, Tom, how nice.\r\n \r\n 01:20:50.350 --> 01:20:51.650\r\n Quite a funny one, really.\r\n \r\n 01:20:51.750 --> 01:20:52.853\r\n I prefer those.\r\n \r\n 01:20:53.729 --> 01:20:54.779\r\n Go on, Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:20:55.800 --> 01:20:59.370\r\n Yes, it's about these two missionaries,\r\n \r\n 01:20:59.470 --> 01:21:02.433\r\n and they're in Africa, you see, and they,\r\n \r\n 01:21:08.210 --> 01:21:09.793\r\n three missionaries, sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:21:10.750 --> 01:21:12.060\r\n And they were in.\r\n \r\n 01:21:12.160 --> 01:21:13.810\r\n In Africa, yes.\r\n \r\n 01:21:13.910 --> 01:21:15.573\r\n I think it was Africa.\r\n \r\n 01:21:17.070 --> 01:21:18.390\r\n It really doesn't matter, really.\r\n \r\n 01:21:18.490 --> 01:21:19.590\r\n Anyway...\r\n Here we are.\r\n \r\n 01:21:19.690 --> 01:21:21.640\r\n Thought we'd better use soup\r\n plates, it's very runny.\r\n \r\n 01:21:21.740 --> 01:21:23.460\r\n Mostly tinned soup anyway.\r\n \r\n 01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:25.154\r\n Couldn't you have used a dish?\r\n \r\n 01:21:25.254 --> 01:21:27.130\r\n Well, nobody minds a saucepan.\r\n \r\n 01:21:27.230 --> 01:21:29.220\r\n Just more washing up, otherwise.\r\n \r\n 01:21:29.320 --> 01:21:30.918\r\n Shall I dish up or shall you?\r\n \r\n 01:21:31.018 --> 01:21:33.000\r\n No, that's all right.\r\n \r\n 01:21:33.100 --> 01:21:36.020\r\n And there was this tribe\r\n of very wild cannibals.\r\n \r\n 01:21:36.120 --> 01:21:37.330\r\n Cannibals where?\r\n \r\n 01:21:37.430 --> 01:21:39.010\r\n In Africa, I think.\r\n \r\n 01:21:39.110 --> 01:21:40.040\r\n What's he talking about?\r\n \r\n 01:21:40.140 --> 01:21:41.623\r\n He's telling us joke.\r\n \r\n 01:21:42.650 --> 01:21:44.341\r\n No, Tom love,\r\n honestly, you don't have to.\r\n \r\n 01:21:44.441 --> 01:21:45.600\r\n No, this is a funny one.\r\n \r\n 01:21:45.700 --> 01:21:47.763\r\n Quiet, let Tom tell his joke.\r\n \r\n 01:21:49.051 --> 01:21:50.773\r\n I hope there's enough to get around.\r\n \r\n 01:21:52.198 --> 01:21:53.707\r\n And the first missionary says,\r\n \r\n 01:21:53.807 --> 01:21:56.057\r\n "Now, look here, I'm gonna try and convert"\r\n \r\n 01:21:56.157 --> 01:21:59.177\r\n "these very wild cannibals\r\n to Christianity,"\r\n \r\n 01:22:00.200 --> 01:22:03.967\r\n you see, so off he goes\r\n through the jungle...\r\n \r\n 01:22:04.950 --> 01:22:06.640\r\n Could you pass that to Reg?\r\n \r\n 01:22:06.740 --> 01:22:09.670\r\n - Through the jungle.\r\n - Good health, friends.\r\n \r\n 01:22:09.770 --> 01:22:12.400\r\n Through the\r\n jungle for days and days.\r\n \r\n 01:22:12.500 --> 01:22:13.233\r\n Ruth.\r\n \r\n 01:22:13.333 --> 01:22:14.680\r\n What are these white lumps?\r\n \r\n 01:22:14.780 --> 01:22:16.190\r\n Tinned potatoes.\r\n \r\n 01:22:16.290 --> 01:22:18.057\r\n Or they could be tinned\r\n pears, I lost count.\r\n \r\n 01:22:19.450 --> 01:22:22.160\r\n And eventually, he\r\n comes to this village,\r\n \r\n 01:22:22.260 --> 01:22:24.680\r\n which is full of these very wild cannibals\r\n \r\n 01:22:25.750 --> 01:22:28.970\r\n all dancing about.\r\n \r\n 01:22:29.070 --> 01:22:30.710\r\n That's Norman's, I hope it's hot enough.\r\n \r\n 01:22:30.810 --> 01:22:32.060\r\n What on earth do you call this?\r\n \r\n 01:22:32.160 --> 01:22:35.120\r\n Sloppy stew, take it or leave it.\r\n \r\n 01:22:35.220 --> 01:22:36.270\r\n Tom?\r\n \r\n 01:22:36.370 --> 01:22:37.470\r\n Thank you very much.\r\n \r\n 01:22:38.984 --> 01:22:41.790\r\n And as soon as they see\r\n him, they grab hold of him\r\n \r\n 01:22:41.890 --> 01:22:44.440\r\n and put him in the cooking pot.\r\n \r\n 01:22:44.540 --> 01:22:47.120\r\n This is a very tall\r\n story for such a short man.\r\n \r\n 01:22:47.220 --> 01:22:49.030\r\n - Sarah.\r\n - Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:22:49.130 --> 01:22:52.500\r\n Now I've run out.\r\n \r\n 01:22:52.600 --> 01:22:53.500\r\n I gave Reg too much.\r\n \r\n 01:22:53.600 --> 01:22:54.950\r\n Reg?\r\n You can have mine.\r\n \r\n 01:22:55.050 --> 01:22:55.860\r\n No, I gave Reg too much.\r\n \r\n 01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:56.890\r\n Reg, pass your plate down.\r\n \r\n 01:22:56.990 --> 01:22:58.400\r\n - More is there?\r\n - No, less.\r\n \r\n 01:22:58.500 --> 01:23:00.244\r\n - Less?\r\n - I miscalculated, sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:23:00.344 --> 01:23:01.420\r\n I didn't get much to start with.\r\n \r\n 01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:03.796\r\n You had more than\r\n anybody else, pass your plate.\r\n \r\n 01:23:05.360 --> 01:23:06.910\r\n I'm sorry, Tom, you were saying?\r\n \r\n 01:23:07.010 --> 01:23:11.240\r\n Yes, and the chief of these\r\n very wild cannibals says...\r\n \r\n 01:23:11.340 --> 01:23:13.120\r\n Sorry, Reg, fair shares for all.\r\n \r\n 01:23:13.220 --> 01:23:14.250\r\n You're welcome to mine.\r\n \r\n 01:23:14.350 --> 01:23:15.670\r\n No danger of overeating.\r\n \r\n 01:23:15.770 --> 01:23:17.380\r\n I think I'm giving the story up.\r\n \r\n 01:23:17.480 --> 01:23:18.213\r\n You eat far too much anyway.\r\n \r\n 01:23:18.313 --> 01:23:19.400\r\n Will do you good.\r\n \r\n 01:23:19.500 --> 01:23:20.789\r\n No one seems to be listening.\r\n \r\n 01:23:20.889 --> 01:23:22.330\r\n I'm listening, little friend.\r\n \r\n 01:23:22.430 --> 01:23:23.780\r\n Can't wait to get home for a meal.\r\n \r\n 01:23:23.880 --> 01:23:24.878\r\n It's all right for you,\r\n \r\n 01:23:24.978 --> 01:23:25.791\r\n you don't have to cook it, do you?\r\n \r\n 01:23:25.891 --> 01:23:27.010\r\n Think of me for a change.\r\n \r\n 01:23:27.110 --> 01:23:28.840\r\n This is quite nice.\r\n \r\n 01:23:28.940 --> 01:23:31.070\r\n Like oxtail soup with unidentified lumps.\r\n \r\n 01:23:31.170 --> 01:23:32.500\r\n Think of it as a rest for me.\r\n \r\n 01:23:32.600 --> 01:23:34.870\r\n I mean, what rest do I get at home?\r\n \r\n 01:23:34.970 --> 01:23:38.210\r\n Not only you to look after\r\n but the children as well.\r\n \r\n 01:23:38.310 --> 01:23:41.260\r\n If you didn't want children,\r\n you shouldn't have had them.\r\n \r\n 01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:43.507\r\n I never said I didn't want them, Ruth.\r\n \r\n 01:23:43.607 --> 01:23:44.650\r\n You're always making out\r\n \r\n 01:23:44.750 --> 01:23:46.780\r\n they're some dreadful\r\n burden, like a penance.\r\n \r\n 01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:48.990\r\n You never seem to enjoy them.\r\n \r\n 01:23:49.090 --> 01:23:50.220\r\n It's very difficult to talk to someone\r\n \r\n 01:23:50.320 --> 01:23:51.550\r\n who's never had any children.\r\n \r\n 01:23:51.650 --> 01:23:53.030\r\n Through choice, through choice.\r\n \r\n 01:23:53.130 --> 01:23:54.330\r\n - Your choice.\r\n - Certainly my choice.\r\n \r\n 01:23:54.430 --> 01:23:56.033\r\n And a very one-sided one\r\n it is by the sound of it.\r\n \r\n 01:23:56.133 --> 01:23:57.610\r\n No more than yours probably was.\r\n \r\n 01:23:57.710 --> 01:23:59.070\r\n I mean, did you honestly consult Reg\r\n \r\n 01:23:59.170 --> 01:24:00.420\r\n as to whether he wanted children?\r\n \r\n 01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:01.300\r\n Of course I did.\r\n \r\n 01:24:01.400 --> 01:24:03.593\r\n Biologically impossible\r\n not to, I'd have thought.\r\n \r\n 01:24:05.130 --> 01:24:07.530\r\n I simply cannot bear this\r\n blind pigheaded assumption\r\n \r\n 01:24:07.630 --> 01:24:09.530\r\n that you're a totally\r\n unfulfilled second class woman\r\n \r\n 01:24:09.630 --> 01:24:10.800\r\n until you've had children.\r\n \r\n 01:24:10.900 --> 01:24:12.170\r\n - I never said that.\r\n - May I say a word here?\r\n \r\n 01:24:12.270 --> 01:24:13.600\r\n You imply it.\r\n \r\n 01:24:13.700 --> 01:24:16.120\r\n You use those children\r\n like some awful weapon.\r\n \r\n 01:24:16.220 --> 01:24:17.640\r\n I alone who have borne children\r\n \r\n 01:24:17.740 --> 01:24:19.100\r\n know the true meaning of suffering.\r\n \r\n 01:24:19.200 --> 01:24:19.933\r\n Hear, hear!\r\n \r\n 01:24:20.033 --> 01:24:21.380\r\n It's absolute nonsense.\r\n \r\n 01:24:21.480 --> 01:24:23.300\r\n I don't know what you're talking about.\r\n \r\n 01:24:23.400 --> 01:24:24.520\r\n I mean, it's no business of mine\r\n \r\n 01:24:24.620 --> 01:24:26.280\r\n if you choose to deny yourself\r\n \r\n 01:24:26.380 --> 01:24:27.550\r\n one of the greatest satisfactions...\r\n \r\n 01:24:27.650 --> 01:24:29.320\r\n There you go again, deny myself.\r\n \r\n 01:24:29.420 --> 01:24:30.258\r\n What's the matter with the woman?\r\n \r\n 01:24:30.358 --> 01:24:31.091\r\n Hey, hey.\r\n \r\n 01:24:31.191 --> 01:24:32.850\r\n I might well ask what's\r\n the matter with you.\r\n \r\n 01:24:32.950 --> 01:24:34.750\r\n There is nothing whatever\r\n the matter with me.\r\n \r\n 01:24:34.850 --> 01:24:36.627\r\n May I put in a word\r\n for the rational man?\r\n \r\n 01:24:36.727 --> 01:24:37.560\r\n No, you may not.\r\n \r\n 01:24:37.660 --> 01:24:39.270\r\n We've had quite enough\r\n from you for one weekend.\r\n \r\n 01:24:39.370 --> 01:24:40.660\r\n So much for the rational man.\r\n \r\n 01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:42.220\r\n By all means, have your children.\r\n \r\n 01:24:42.320 --> 01:24:44.340\r\n I'm not asking you to deny\r\n yourself, as you put it.\r\n \r\n 01:24:44.440 --> 01:24:45.570\r\n All I'm saying is, for God's sake,\r\n \r\n 01:24:45.670 --> 01:24:47.720\r\n don't stand around looking\r\n martyred once you've had them,\r\n \r\n 01:24:47.820 --> 01:24:49.740\r\n and don't look down your\r\n nose at the rest of us.\r\n \r\n 01:24:49.840 --> 01:24:50.573\r\n I'm not prepared\r\n \r\n 01:24:50.673 --> 01:24:51.430\r\n to get into another\r\n argument over this, Ruth.\r\n \r\n 01:24:51.530 --> 01:24:53.020\r\n You don't know what you're\r\n talking about and you never will.\r\n \r\n 01:24:53.120 --> 01:24:55.070\r\n She's so dogmatic, Reg,\r\n I feel sorry for you.\r\n \r\n 01:24:55.170 --> 01:24:56.770\r\n How do you live with a woman\r\n like that who's so pigheaded?\r\n \r\n 01:24:56.870 --> 01:24:57.723\r\n She just will not listen.\r\n \r\n 01:24:57.823 --> 01:24:58.556\r\n Listen?\r\n \r\n 01:24:58.656 --> 01:24:59.643\r\n She will not listen to a single word.\r\n \r\n 01:24:59.743 --> 01:25:00.900\r\n Will you listen to me for a minute.\r\n \r\n 01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:03.380\r\n If I feel sorry for anyone, it's Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:25:03.480 --> 01:25:06.490\r\n - A blow for the rational man.\r\n - Have you ever consulted him?\r\n \r\n 01:25:06.590 --> 01:25:07.420\r\n Of course you haven't.\r\n \r\n 01:25:07.520 --> 01:25:09.540\r\n You have just gone selfishly\r\n ahead with your own career.\r\n \r\n 01:25:09.640 --> 01:25:10.373\r\n While you're busy\r\n \r\n 01:25:10.473 --> 01:25:12.390\r\n manufacturing lots more\r\n little Reggies and Sarahs.\r\n \r\n 01:25:12.490 --> 01:25:13.477\r\n What a wonderful contribution that is.\r\n \r\n 01:25:13.577 --> 01:25:15.120\r\n Well, if\r\n we're gonna get personal.\r\n \r\n 01:25:15.220 --> 01:25:17.170\r\n If that isn't selfishness\r\n and conceit of the worst sort,\r\n \r\n 01:25:17.270 --> 01:25:18.003\r\n I don't know what is.\r\n \r\n 01:25:18.103 --> 01:25:19.665\r\n And this is absolutely revolting,\r\n \r\n 01:25:19.765 --> 01:25:20.660\r\n I don't know how anyone can eat it.\r\n \r\n 01:25:20.760 --> 01:25:23.567\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:25:23.667 --> 01:25:25.460\r\n For crying out loud.\r\n \r\n 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:26.450\r\n Why the hell don't you\r\n watch what you're doing?\r\n \r\n 01:25:26.550 --> 01:25:27.590\r\n All right, don't make a fuss.\r\n \r\n 01:25:27.690 --> 01:25:28.423\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:25:28.523 --> 01:25:29.300\r\n Don't start losing your temper\r\n \r\n 01:25:29.400 --> 01:25:30.300\r\n over a little thing like that.\r\n \r\n 01:25:30.400 --> 01:25:32.010\r\n Don't you start about\r\n losing people's tempers.\r\n \r\n 01:25:32.110 --> 01:25:33.710\r\n If anyone's got a temper in\r\n this room, we know who that is.\r\n \r\n 01:25:33.810 --> 01:25:35.450\r\n I don't know how you\r\n have the nerve to say that.\r\n \r\n 01:25:35.550 --> 01:25:37.290\r\n - May I interrupt here?\r\n - Look at these trousers.\r\n \r\n 01:25:37.390 --> 01:25:38.480\r\n I'm soaking.\r\n Wouldn't be surprising\r\n \r\n 01:25:38.580 --> 01:25:40.180\r\n if I didn't have a temper living with you?\r\n \r\n 01:25:40.280 --> 01:25:41.790\r\n Without displaying any prejudice,\r\n \r\n 01:25:41.890 --> 01:25:42.963\r\n my wife is obviously to blame for this.\r\n \r\n 01:25:43.063 --> 01:25:44.460\r\n Norman, don't you start.\r\n \r\n 01:25:44.560 --> 01:25:46.089\r\n She's the original irrational woman.\r\n \r\n 01:25:46.189 --> 01:25:46.922\r\n Norman!\r\n \r\n 01:25:47.022 --> 01:25:47.870\r\n I'm gonna change my trousers.\r\n \r\n 01:25:47.970 --> 01:25:50.118\r\n You have no feelings of\r\n womanhood, let alone motherhood.\r\n \r\n 01:25:50.218 --> 01:25:50.951\r\n Norman!\r\n \r\n 01:25:51.051 --> 01:25:51.784\r\n You really do ask for it, don't you?\r\n \r\n 01:25:51.884 --> 01:25:53.010\r\n And you are jealous\r\n \r\n 01:25:53.110 --> 01:25:54.127\r\n of those who have.\r\n Norman!\r\n \r\n 01:25:54.227 --> 01:25:55.767\r\n You just say one more thing, Norman!\r\n \r\n 01:25:55.867 --> 01:25:58.970\r\n You have got as much\r\n feeling as a dried up tea bag.\r\n \r\n 01:25:59.070 --> 01:26:00.530\r\n - Stop it!\r\n - Right.\r\n \r\n 01:26:00.630 --> 01:26:01.970\r\n That's quite enough from you.\r\n \r\n 01:26:02.070 --> 01:26:04.522\r\n I warned you, Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:26:05.355 --> 01:26:07.061\r\n Stop it, stop it, stop it!\r\n \r\n 01:26:07.161 --> 01:26:08.250\r\n - There.\r\n - Serve you right!\r\n \r\n 01:26:08.350 --> 01:26:09.083\r\n I warned you.\r\n \r\n 01:26:09.183 --> 01:26:10.073\r\n I did warn him, you know.\r\n \r\n 01:26:10.173 --> 01:26:11.830\r\n The hell did you do that for?\r\n \r\n 01:26:11.930 --> 01:26:12.663\r\n I warned you.\r\n \r\n 01:26:12.763 --> 01:26:14.170\r\n I said if you upset Annie any more,\r\n \r\n 01:26:14.270 --> 01:26:17.300\r\n I'm afraid I can't sit by and\r\n have her called names by you.\r\n \r\n 01:26:17.400 --> 01:26:18.133\r\n What names?\r\n \r\n 01:26:18.233 --> 01:26:20.530\r\n Well, you called her\r\n a tea bag or something,\r\n \r\n 01:26:20.630 --> 01:26:22.120\r\n I won't have that and...\r\n You fool!\r\n \r\n 01:26:22.220 --> 01:26:23.953\r\n I wasn't talking to her.\r\n \r\n 01:26:25.150 --> 01:26:25.883\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:26:25.983 --> 01:26:27.383\r\n I was talking to my wife.\r\n \r\n 01:26:28.480 --> 01:26:30.640\r\n Were you?\r\n \r\n 01:26:30.740 --> 01:26:33.240\r\n That's rather different, then.\r\n \r\n 01:26:33.340 --> 01:26:34.528\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:26:34.628 --> 01:26:35.901\r\n Meaning I'm an old tea bag, I suppose.\r\n \r\n 01:26:36.001 --> 01:26:36.829\r\n No, I didn't mean that.\r\n \r\n 01:26:36.929 --> 01:26:37.662\r\n To hell with the lot of you!\r\n \r\n 01:26:37.762 --> 01:26:39.490\r\n - You great idiot!\r\n - I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:26:39.590 --> 01:26:40.323\r\n I thought you were talking to Annie.\r\n \r\n 01:26:40.423 --> 01:26:42.750\r\n - You great stupid vet.\r\n - I really am terribly, can I?\r\n \r\n 01:26:42.850 --> 01:26:43.990\r\n Go away, go away!\r\n \r\n 01:26:44.090 --> 01:26:45.614\r\n Yes, yes, of course, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:26:45.714 --> 01:26:48.997\r\n Misunderstanding, you see.\r\n Get out!\r\n \r\n 01:26:50.150 --> 01:26:51.690\r\n - Gosh.\r\n - Tom!\r\n \r\n 01:26:51.790 --> 01:26:53.843\r\n Norman, how could you?\r\n \r\n 01:26:56.479 --> 01:26:57.710\r\n Lunatic!\r\n \r\n 01:26:57.810 --> 01:27:00.790\r\n This is the last time I do\r\n anything for this family.\r\n \r\n 01:27:00.890 --> 01:27:02.007\r\n He might have killed\r\n me, do you know that?\r\n \r\n 01:27:02.107 --> 01:27:03.860\r\n If I'd fallen openly.\r\n \r\n 01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:06.790\r\n If I'd fallen that way\r\n instead of this way,\r\n \r\n 01:27:06.890 --> 01:27:08.550\r\n I might have broken my neck.\r\n \r\n 01:27:08.650 --> 01:27:10.000\r\n Sobering thought.\r\n \r\n 01:27:10.100 --> 01:27:11.160\r\n And who would have cared, Sarah?\r\n \r\n 01:27:11.260 --> 01:27:12.755\r\n Who would have cared?\r\n \r\n 01:27:12.855 --> 01:27:13.923\r\n How could they?\r\n \r\n 01:27:14.023 --> 01:27:14.807\r\n How could they do it?\r\n \r\n 01:27:14.907 --> 01:27:16.297\r\n How could they behave like this?\r\n \r\n 01:27:16.397 --> 01:27:19.574\r\n We are misunderstood people,\r\n Sarah, we are misunderstood.\r\n \r\n 01:27:19.674 --> 01:27:23.424\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:27:28.893 --> 01:27:30.724\r\n We are\r\n definitely misunderstood.\r\n \r\n 01:27:43.804 --> 01:27:47.440\r\n Look, you're already doing it.\r\n \r\n 01:27:47.540 --> 01:27:48.373\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:27:49.840 --> 01:27:50.810\r\n I was gonna get breakfast.\r\n \r\n 01:27:50.910 --> 01:27:53.540\r\n - Were you?\r\n - You should have let me.\r\n \r\n 01:27:53.640 --> 01:27:54.490\r\n It's all right.\r\n \r\n 01:27:56.070 --> 01:27:58.810\r\n Well, we have to be off early.\r\n \r\n 01:27:58.910 --> 01:28:01.351\r\n We won't be needing anything very much.\r\n \r\n 01:28:01.451 --> 01:28:03.520\r\n There isn't anything very much.\r\n \r\n 01:28:03.620 --> 01:28:06.393\r\n Some toast, marmalade,\r\n \r\n 01:28:08.970 --> 01:28:11.380\r\n jam, damson, I think.\r\n \r\n 01:28:11.480 --> 01:28:12.740\r\n That'll do us nicely.\r\n \r\n 01:28:12.840 --> 01:28:14.740\r\n Well, it's all there, help yourself.\r\n \r\n 01:28:15.723 --> 01:28:17.673\r\n I suppose I'd better give Reg a call.\r\n \r\n 01:28:18.885 --> 01:28:20.610\r\n No, no, don't overexert yourself.\r\n \r\n 01:28:20.710 --> 01:28:21.467\r\n I'll do it.\r\n \r\n 01:28:21.567 --> 01:28:23.593\r\n Thank you.\r\n \r\n 01:28:23.693 --> 01:28:24.426\r\n He's in the sitting room, I think.\r\n \r\n 01:28:24.526 --> 01:28:26.360\r\n He should have brought down our suitcases.\r\n \r\n 01:28:26.460 --> 01:28:27.293\r\n Right.\r\n \r\n 01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:01.953\r\n Breakfast.\r\n \r\n 01:29:06.410 --> 01:29:07.660\r\n Good morning.\r\n Morning.\r\n \r\n 01:29:12.050 --> 01:29:13.050\r\n - Sleep well?\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 01:29:14.940 --> 01:29:16.513\r\n - I did.\r\n - Good.\r\n \r\n 01:29:19.410 --> 01:29:21.040\r\n You angry with me?\r\n \r\n 01:29:21.140 --> 01:29:21.973\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 01:29:30.330 --> 01:29:31.890\r\n This toast going free?\r\n \r\n 01:29:31.990 --> 01:29:32.823\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:29:42.610 --> 01:29:43.470\r\n Cheer up, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:29:43.570 --> 01:29:45.350\r\n And what is there to cheer me up?\r\n \r\n 01:29:45.450 --> 01:29:47.200\r\n I've never been through\r\n such a shattering weekend\r\n \r\n 01:29:47.300 --> 01:29:48.630\r\n in my life.\r\n \r\n 01:29:48.730 --> 01:29:49.880\r\n I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:29:49.980 --> 01:29:51.330\r\n It wasn't all your fault.\r\n \r\n 01:29:52.570 --> 01:29:54.293\r\n Most of it was, but not entirely.\r\n \r\n 01:29:55.720 --> 01:29:57.990\r\n I think you ought to look\r\n after yourself, you know.\r\n \r\n 01:29:58.090 --> 01:29:59.000\r\n And how do I do that?\r\n \r\n 01:29:59.100 --> 01:30:01.323\r\n Well, we don't want to lose you, do we?\r\n \r\n 01:30:02.284 --> 01:30:05.220\r\n I don't think some people\r\n would mind one way or the other.\r\n \r\n 01:30:05.320 --> 01:30:08.360\r\n You find it hard to relax.\r\n \r\n 01:30:08.460 --> 01:30:09.410\r\n That's the problem.\r\n \r\n 01:30:10.300 --> 01:30:12.330\r\n I know it's your problem\r\n because it's my problem.\r\n \r\n 01:30:12.430 --> 01:30:15.088\r\n Like you were saying yesterday.\r\n \r\n 01:30:15.188 --> 01:30:16.913\r\n I don't know how you keep going.\r\n \r\n 01:30:17.991 --> 01:30:20.193\r\n I don't have two children,\r\n husband to look after,\r\n \r\n 01:30:20.293 --> 01:30:22.690\r\n a house to run, I just got\r\n me and that's bad enough.\r\n \r\n 01:30:22.790 --> 01:30:23.527\r\n I should imagine it would be.\r\n \r\n 01:30:23.627 --> 01:30:25.043\r\n But two children.\r\n \r\n 01:30:26.070 --> 01:30:27.700\r\n You try explaining that to some people,\r\n \r\n 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:28.950\r\n your wife, for example.\r\n \r\n 01:30:30.059 --> 01:30:31.250\r\n I know.\r\n \r\n 01:30:32.486 --> 01:30:34.440\r\n She wouldn't understand.\r\n She doesn't.\r\n \r\n 01:30:34.540 --> 01:30:35.830\r\n I know as far as I'm concerned,\r\n \r\n 01:30:35.930 --> 01:30:38.953\r\n the whole thing is a miracle, children.\r\n \r\n 01:30:40.730 --> 01:30:43.943\r\n Just to think of the act of\r\n actually having them is amazing.\r\n \r\n 01:30:47.830 --> 01:30:48.563\r\n Damn it, Sarah,\r\n \r\n 01:30:48.663 --> 01:30:51.020\r\n you have got something\r\n to be proud of, you know.\r\n \r\n 01:30:52.302 --> 01:30:54.590\r\n Look at it this way, just by\r\n having those children of yours,\r\n \r\n 01:30:54.690 --> 01:30:59.390\r\n you are responsible for two miracles.\r\n \r\n 01:30:59.490 --> 01:31:00.893\r\n It's not that difficult.\r\n \r\n 01:31:01.731 --> 01:31:02.790\r\n It is to me.\r\n \r\n 01:31:02.890 --> 01:31:04.190\r\n I've never done a miracle.\r\n \r\n 01:31:06.050 --> 01:31:07.660\r\n I saw a film on it once, childbirth.\r\n \r\n 01:31:07.760 --> 01:31:10.423\r\n It came out as far as\r\n its ears and I fainted.\r\n \r\n 01:31:11.920 --> 01:31:13.510\r\n Mind you, you wouldn't\r\n have been looking at it\r\n \r\n 01:31:13.610 --> 01:31:15.290\r\n from quite that angle.\r\n \r\n 01:31:15.390 --> 01:31:18.520\r\n I was unconscious both times.\r\n \r\n 01:31:20.220 --> 01:31:21.540\r\n It's afterwards, looking after them.\r\n \r\n 01:31:21.640 --> 01:31:24.741\r\n - Well, quite.\r\n - That's when it's difficult.\r\n \r\n 01:31:24.841 --> 01:31:26.291\r\n Yes, you must be exhausted.\r\n \r\n 01:31:28.100 --> 01:31:29.390\r\n How old are they now?\r\n \r\n 01:31:29.490 --> 01:31:31.463\r\n Denise is seven and Vincent's five.\r\n \r\n 01:31:32.730 --> 01:31:35.413\r\n So seven years you have\r\n been looking after children.\r\n \r\n 01:31:37.350 --> 01:31:40.429\r\n Would it be impertinent to ask\r\n when you last had a holiday?\r\n \r\n 01:31:40.529 --> 01:31:42.247\r\n Well, I had hoped this weekend\r\n was gonna be one, but.\r\n \r\n 01:31:42.347 --> 01:31:44.570\r\n Come on, be honest with me.\r\n \r\n 01:31:44.670 --> 01:31:46.320\r\n When did you last have a holiday?\r\n \r\n 01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:48.410\r\n I do not remember.\r\n \r\n 01:31:48.510 --> 01:31:50.113\r\n It was too long ago.\r\n Exactly.\r\n \r\n 01:31:51.930 --> 01:31:53.520\r\n You ought to get away, you need to.\r\n \r\n 01:31:53.620 --> 01:31:56.570\r\n Can't you say to Reg, Reg, I\r\n need a couple of days, even.\r\n \r\n 01:31:56.670 --> 01:31:58.073\r\n I must get away.\r\n \r\n 01:31:58.173 --> 01:31:59.697\r\n He wouldn't take me.\r\n \r\n 01:31:59.797 --> 01:32:01.550\r\n And anyway, who's gonna\r\n look after the children?\r\n \r\n 01:32:01.650 --> 01:32:02.670\r\n It's no holiday with them.\r\n \r\n 01:32:02.770 --> 01:32:04.433\r\n It was difficult enough this weekend.\r\n \r\n 01:32:04.533 --> 01:32:05.770\r\n I was racing round organizing things.\r\n \r\n 01:32:05.870 --> 01:32:06.810\r\n Go on your own.\r\n \r\n 01:32:06.910 --> 01:32:08.890\r\n Leave him to look after\r\n them, for a change.\r\n \r\n 01:32:08.990 --> 01:32:10.733\r\n - Him?\r\n - Why not?\r\n \r\n 01:32:10.833 --> 01:32:11.666\r\n Ha.\r\n \r\n 01:32:14.703 --> 01:32:16.881\r\n I wouldn't want to go on my own.\r\n \r\n 01:32:16.981 --> 01:32:18.717\r\n I mean, what fun is it on your own?\r\n \r\n 01:32:34.340 --> 01:32:35.740\r\n I'll take you if you like.\r\n \r\n 01:32:37.330 --> 01:32:38.743\r\n I beg your pardon?\r\n \r\n 01:32:39.800 --> 01:32:41.180\r\n I said I'll take you.\r\n \r\n 01:32:41.280 --> 01:32:42.013\r\n On holiday?\r\n \r\n 01:32:42.113 --> 01:32:44.253\r\n If you want to go.\r\n \r\n 01:32:45.575 --> 01:32:48.673\r\n You must think I was born yesterday.\r\n \r\n 01:32:48.773 --> 01:32:50.054\r\n I would.\r\n \r\n 01:32:50.154 --> 01:32:53.183\r\n You really have got\r\n a nerve, haven't you?\r\n \r\n 01:32:53.283 --> 01:32:55.830\r\n All right, all right, I only offered.\r\n \r\n 01:32:55.930 --> 01:32:58.310\r\n First Ruth, then Annie, then me.\r\n \r\n 01:32:58.410 --> 01:33:02.029\r\n Annie, that was different.\r\n \r\n 01:33:02.129 --> 01:33:03.510\r\n How?\r\n \r\n 01:33:03.610 --> 01:33:04.873\r\n Well, it was.\r\n \r\n 01:33:05.820 --> 01:33:07.670\r\n This would just be a holiday for you.\r\n \r\n 01:33:08.510 --> 01:33:10.433\r\n I'd take you round, give you a good time.\r\n \r\n 01:33:12.140 --> 01:33:13.340\r\n Wouldn't you enjoy that?\r\n \r\n 01:33:14.377 --> 01:33:15.210\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 01:33:16.180 --> 01:33:19.496\r\n Somewhere nice like Bournemouth.\r\n \r\n 01:33:19.596 --> 01:33:21.153\r\n Have you ever been to Bournemouth?\r\n \r\n 01:33:21.253 --> 01:33:24.022\r\n I have no desire to go to Bournemouth.\r\n \r\n 01:33:24.122 --> 01:33:26.150\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:33:26.250 --> 01:33:28.302\r\n I've made you the offer,\r\n I'll leave it to you.\r\n \r\n 01:33:28.402 --> 01:33:29.652\r\n Think about it.\r\n \r\n 01:33:33.130 --> 01:33:35.100\r\n It would be above board.\r\n \r\n 01:33:35.200 --> 01:33:37.190\r\n I'd book us a nice hotel.\r\n \r\n 01:33:37.290 --> 01:33:38.403\r\n Breakfast in bed.\r\n \r\n 01:33:39.840 --> 01:33:40.840\r\n Separate breakfasts.\r\n \r\n 01:33:41.890 --> 01:33:42.733\r\n Separate beds.\r\n \r\n 01:33:44.240 --> 01:33:45.133\r\n Separate rooms.\r\n \r\n 01:33:47.080 --> 01:33:48.130\r\n Can't you imagine it?\r\n \r\n 01:33:50.460 --> 01:33:53.420\r\n We'd wake up in the morning, side by side,\r\n \r\n 01:33:54.380 --> 01:33:57.193\r\n in our separate rooms, there's the sea.\r\n \r\n 01:33:58.260 --> 01:34:01.480\r\n Nothing to do all day but but look at it.\r\n \r\n 01:34:02.530 --> 01:34:05.010\r\n No children to worry about,\r\n husband to run after.\r\n \r\n 01:34:05.110 --> 01:34:05.943\r\n Just you.\r\n \r\n 01:34:07.384 --> 01:34:10.023\r\n Just me.\r\n \r\n 01:34:12.350 --> 01:34:14.393\r\n I'd like to see you happy, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:34:15.530 --> 01:34:16.363\r\n Yes?\r\n \r\n 01:34:17.660 --> 01:34:18.493\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:34:19.980 --> 01:34:20.950\r\n Is that wrong of me?\r\n \r\n 01:34:21.050 --> 01:34:22.300\r\n To want to see you happy?\r\n \r\n 01:34:23.920 --> 01:34:25.120\r\n Depends how you do it.\r\n \r\n 01:34:26.998 --> 01:34:28.348\r\n I'd give you a good time.\r\n \r\n 01:34:29.580 --> 01:34:30.583\r\n We'd have fun.\r\n \r\n 01:34:34.150 --> 01:34:35.663\r\n Have you ever been to Bournemouth?\r\n \r\n 01:34:39.400 --> 01:34:41.620\r\n It's a great place, laugh a minute.\r\n \r\n 01:34:41.720 --> 01:34:43.203\r\n I can just see us going.\r\n \r\n 01:34:46.456 --> 01:34:48.893\r\n I'd very much like to make you happy.\r\n \r\n 01:34:52.127 --> 01:34:53.427\r\n Pass the jam, would you?\r\n \r\n 01:34:57.328 --> 01:34:59.363\r\n Now, where's the food?\r\n \r\n 01:34:59.463 --> 01:35:00.990\r\n Where have you been?\r\n \r\n 01:35:01.090 --> 01:35:02.760\r\n What do you mean, where have I been?\r\n \r\n 01:35:02.860 --> 01:35:04.090\r\n Annie was supposed to call you ages ago.\r\n \r\n 01:35:04.190 --> 01:35:05.890\r\n She did, I popped upstairs to Mother.\r\n \r\n 01:35:05.990 --> 01:35:06.840\r\n What for?\r\n \r\n 01:35:06.940 --> 01:35:08.510\r\n With the magazines.\r\n \r\n 01:35:08.610 --> 01:35:11.313\r\n I took your magazines up\r\n to Mother, you told me to.\r\n \r\n 01:35:12.360 --> 01:35:13.380\r\n Tom's here, by the way.\r\n \r\n 01:35:13.480 --> 01:35:14.874\r\n I told you he'd come back, didn't I?\r\n \r\n 01:35:14.974 --> 01:35:15.780\r\n Well, he's come back.\r\n \r\n 01:35:15.880 --> 01:35:16.613\r\n I was looking through\r\n the sitting room window\r\n \r\n 01:35:16.713 --> 01:35:18.500\r\n and there he was lurking in the garden.\r\n \r\n 01:35:18.600 --> 01:35:20.166\r\n I told him I thought he\r\n looked like a cat burglar.\r\n \r\n 01:35:21.980 --> 01:35:22.713\r\n God, I'm ravenous.\r\n \r\n 01:35:22.813 --> 01:35:24.440\r\n Yes, well, let's get\r\n yourself a piece of toast\r\n \r\n 01:35:24.540 --> 01:35:25.590\r\n then we've got to go.\r\n \r\n 01:35:26.570 --> 01:35:27.303\r\n What's the hurry?\r\n \r\n 01:35:27.403 --> 01:35:28.933\r\n 'Cause I want to be home early.\r\n \r\n 01:35:29.033 --> 01:35:29.766\r\n What on earth for?\r\n \r\n 01:35:29.866 --> 01:35:31.170\r\n The children aren't due\r\n back till this afternoon.\r\n \r\n 01:35:31.270 --> 01:35:32.003\r\n And before that,\r\n \r\n 01:35:32.103 --> 01:35:34.520\r\n I have to go over the house\r\n from top to bottom, don't I?\r\n \r\n 01:35:34.620 --> 01:35:36.500\r\n You may not realize it, but\r\n the house has to be cleaned.\r\n \r\n 01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:38.330\r\n It doesn't clean itself.\r\n \r\n 01:35:38.430 --> 01:35:40.430\r\n You cleaned before we left.\r\n \r\n 01:35:40.530 --> 01:35:41.263\r\n No one's been in it since.\r\n \r\n 01:35:41.363 --> 01:35:42.610\r\n How can it have got dirty?\r\n \r\n 01:35:42.710 --> 01:35:45.190\r\n It's been standing for a whole weekend.\r\n \r\n 01:35:45.290 --> 01:35:47.180\r\n Anyway, Mrs. Bridges\r\n comes to clean tomorrow\r\n \r\n 01:35:47.280 --> 01:35:50.260\r\n and I want to make sure\r\n it's clean before she does.\r\n \r\n 01:35:50.360 --> 01:35:51.392\r\n I give up.\r\n \r\n 01:35:51.492 --> 01:35:52.840\r\n You don't understand, you never will.\r\n \r\n 01:35:52.940 --> 01:35:53.730\r\n Not much here to eat, is there?\r\n \r\n 01:35:53.830 --> 01:35:55.130\r\n That's because there's\r\n nothing in the house.\r\n \r\n 01:35:55.230 --> 01:35:56.080\r\n You're telling me.\r\n \r\n 01:35:56.180 --> 01:35:57.980\r\n I've been starving since Saturday morning\r\n \r\n 01:35:58.080 --> 01:35:59.530\r\n on a diet of lettuce and soup.\r\n \r\n 01:35:59.630 --> 01:36:00.363\r\n Now you know what it is like\r\n \r\n 01:36:00.463 --> 01:36:01.630\r\n with no one running after you, don't you?\r\n \r\n 01:36:01.730 --> 01:36:05.280\r\n Blimey, look at this\r\n toast, it's all cold and flabby.\r\n \r\n 01:36:05.380 --> 01:36:06.450\r\n I can't eat this.\r\n \r\n 01:36:06.550 --> 01:36:08.050\r\n Well, go and make some fresh.\r\n \r\n 01:36:08.150 --> 01:36:08.883\r\n - Where?\r\n - In the greenhouse!\r\n \r\n 01:36:08.983 --> 01:36:10.487\r\n Where do you think?\r\n \r\n 01:36:10.587 --> 01:36:12.380\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:36:13.632 --> 01:36:16.003\r\n You're in a really cheery\r\n mood this morning, aren't you?\r\n \r\n 01:36:22.500 --> 01:36:24.210\r\n Difficult, isn't it?\r\n \r\n 01:36:24.310 --> 01:36:27.083\r\n I know, difficult sometimes.\r\n \r\n 01:36:30.250 --> 01:36:31.083\r\n Don't do that.\r\n \r\n 01:36:32.569 --> 01:36:34.060\r\n Why not?\r\n \r\n 01:36:34.160 --> 01:36:36.060\r\n Because you're covering me with jam.\r\n \r\n 01:37:02.310 --> 01:37:05.103\r\n Were you just thinking about my health?\r\n \r\n 01:37:06.060 --> 01:37:06.793\r\n When?\r\n \r\n 01:37:06.893 --> 01:37:08.400\r\n When you mentioned about this holiday?\r\n \r\n 01:37:08.500 --> 01:37:11.673\r\n Did you want to take me\r\n away just for my health?\r\n \r\n 01:37:12.970 --> 01:37:15.273\r\n Well, that came into it, of course.\r\n \r\n 01:37:16.810 --> 01:37:17.910\r\n Any number of reasons.\r\n \r\n 01:37:20.270 --> 01:37:21.103\r\n I'm easy.\r\n \r\n 01:37:22.100 --> 01:37:23.100\r\n So long as I know.\r\n \r\n 01:37:24.430 --> 01:37:25.380\r\n - Norman.\r\n - Hello.\r\n \r\n 01:37:26.410 --> 01:37:27.804\r\n I'm ready.\r\n \r\n 01:37:27.904 --> 01:37:28.848\r\n All right.\r\n \r\n 01:37:28.948 --> 01:37:29.681\r\n Do you want a spoonful of jam?\r\n \r\n 01:37:29.781 --> 01:37:30.514\r\n That's all there is\r\n \r\n 01:37:30.614 --> 01:37:32.200\r\n until Reg arrives with\r\n a blazing sliced loaf.\r\n \r\n 01:37:32.300 --> 01:37:33.193\r\n I can wait.\r\n \r\n 01:37:34.400 --> 01:37:35.700\r\n - Okay.\r\n - Morning, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:37:37.933 --> 01:37:39.570\r\n Guess who isn't speaking\r\n to me this morning.\r\n \r\n 01:37:39.670 --> 01:37:41.230\r\n I'll be in the siting room, Norman,\r\n \r\n 01:37:41.330 --> 01:37:43.352\r\n when you can tear yourself\r\n away from Mother Doom here.\r\n \r\n 01:37:43.452 --> 01:37:44.285\r\n Coming.\r\n \r\n 01:37:49.610 --> 01:37:53.460\r\n Reg gets in about half\r\n past six in the evenings\r\n \r\n 01:37:53.560 --> 01:37:55.633\r\n on weekdays.\r\n Busy man.\r\n \r\n 01:37:57.112 --> 01:37:59.030\r\n If you feel like giving\r\n me a ring any time,\r\n \r\n 01:37:59.130 --> 01:38:00.560\r\n I'm usually tied to the house.\r\n \r\n 01:38:00.660 --> 01:38:01.953\r\n I don't get out much.\r\n \r\n 01:38:07.470 --> 01:38:08.870\r\n I'd make you happy, Sarah.\r\n \r\n 01:38:10.920 --> 01:38:11.753\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:38:22.300 --> 01:38:23.133\r\n Goodbye.\r\n \r\n 01:38:37.957 --> 01:38:41.580\r\n Dear, dear.\r\n \r\n 01:38:41.680 --> 01:38:42.740\r\n - Did you get it?\r\n - What?\r\n \r\n 01:38:42.840 --> 01:38:45.330\r\n I thought you were gonna\r\n make yourself some more toast.\r\n \r\n 01:38:45.430 --> 01:38:46.600\r\n I don't know.\r\n \r\n 01:38:46.700 --> 01:38:49.425\r\n I looked at the grill, I looked\r\n at the loaf, and I thought,\r\n \r\n 01:38:49.525 --> 01:38:50.790\r\n a lot of effort for a piece of toast.\r\n \r\n 01:38:50.890 --> 01:38:52.264\r\n I'll make do with this piece.\r\n \r\n 01:38:52.364 --> 01:38:54.840\r\n Well, I've finished.\r\n \r\n 01:38:54.940 --> 01:38:55.673\r\n Tea's cold as well.\r\n \r\n 01:38:55.773 --> 01:38:57.880\r\n It's not my day, is it?\r\n \r\n 01:38:57.980 --> 01:39:00.063\r\n No, I don't think it is.\r\n \r\n 01:39:01.140 --> 01:39:03.550\r\n - Look who's here.\r\n - I told you he was here.\r\n \r\n 01:39:03.650 --> 01:39:04.383\r\n Morning.\r\n \r\n 01:39:04.483 --> 01:39:05.216\r\n Morning, Sarah.\r\n Hello, Tom,\r\n \r\n 01:39:05.316 --> 01:39:07.643\r\n bright and early.\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:39:07.743 --> 01:39:09.970\r\n I didn't get very much sleep, I'm afraid.\r\n \r\n 01:39:10.070 --> 01:39:11.050\r\n Just tea, Tom?\r\n \r\n 01:39:11.150 --> 01:39:13.170\r\n - Just a cup, thanks.\r\n - Stone cold.\r\n \r\n 01:39:13.270 --> 01:39:15.250\r\n I'll warm it up.\r\n \r\n 01:39:15.350 --> 01:39:16.567\r\n That's easy enough.\r\n \r\n 01:39:27.670 --> 01:39:30.340\r\n I wanted to apologize for last night.\r\n \r\n 01:39:30.440 --> 01:39:31.420\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:34.033\r\n Well, Norman, lashing out.\r\n \r\n 01:39:34.970 --> 01:39:37.787\r\n Totally lost control, I feel\r\n very embarrassed about it.\r\n \r\n 01:39:37.887 --> 01:39:40.060\r\n Well, nobody hurt, fortunately.\r\n \r\n 01:39:40.160 --> 01:39:42.910\r\n No, I didn't get a very\r\n good swing, bit rusty.\r\n \r\n 01:39:43.010 --> 01:39:45.490\r\n - Just as well.\r\n - Yes, rather.\r\n \r\n 01:39:45.590 --> 01:39:47.653\r\n Well, I'm glad you came back, anyway.\r\n \r\n 01:39:48.520 --> 01:39:51.130\r\n I'm afraid I don't seem\r\n to be able to keep away.\r\n \r\n 01:39:51.230 --> 01:39:53.370\r\n It'll be nice for\r\n Annie with us all going.\r\n \r\n 01:39:53.470 --> 01:39:54.760\r\n I'm only here for a second.\r\n \r\n 01:39:54.860 --> 01:39:56.710\r\n I'm actually on my way to a call.\r\n \r\n 01:39:56.810 --> 01:39:58.060\r\n Horse, fetlock.\r\n \r\n 01:39:58.160 --> 01:40:00.360\r\n Nothing serious.\r\n \r\n 01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:01.540\r\n She can wait.\r\n \r\n 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:03.351\r\n Let her stand on three\r\n legs for a bit?\r\n \r\n 01:40:05.070 --> 01:40:06.663\r\n No, she can stand all right.\r\n \r\n 01:40:08.610 --> 01:40:11.390\r\n Well, I do hope you will\r\n look after Annie for us.\r\n \r\n 01:40:11.490 --> 01:40:13.253\r\n Yes, I'll do my best.\r\n \r\n 01:40:14.470 --> 01:40:16.173\r\n I think she really looks after me.\r\n \r\n 01:40:17.088 --> 01:40:19.844\r\n Yes, well, you mustn't let\r\n it get too one-sided, must you?\r\n \r\n 01:40:19.944 --> 01:40:20.677\r\n What?\r\n \r\n 01:40:20.777 --> 01:40:22.100\r\n No.\r\n \r\n 01:40:22.200 --> 01:40:23.010\r\n I do help.\r\n \r\n 01:40:23.110 --> 01:40:26.193\r\n Yes, but rather depends\r\n what you do, doesn't it?\r\n \r\n 01:40:27.700 --> 01:40:29.230\r\n I did the ceiling in the kitchen, and...\r\n \r\n 01:40:29.330 --> 01:40:30.520\r\n No, no.\r\n \r\n 01:40:30.620 --> 01:40:33.743\r\n I meant a little more than that.\r\n \r\n 01:40:37.630 --> 01:40:38.870\r\n I thought we were in a hurry.\r\n \r\n 01:40:38.970 --> 01:40:39.980\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:40:40.080 --> 01:40:41.120\r\n Will we see you at Christmas, Tom,\r\n \r\n 01:40:41.220 --> 01:40:42.614\r\n or are you off to Scotland again?\r\n \r\n 01:40:42.714 --> 01:40:43.447\r\n Probably.\r\n \r\n 01:40:43.547 --> 01:40:44.917\r\n Well, sometime, all the best.\r\n \r\n 01:40:45.017 --> 01:40:46.910\r\n - Are you off?\r\n - Yes, we must.\r\n \r\n 01:40:47.010 --> 01:40:47.860\r\n Okay.\r\n \r\n 01:40:47.960 --> 01:40:49.700\r\n I'll come and see you've got everything.\r\n \r\n 01:40:49.800 --> 01:40:51.080\r\n There you are, Tom, I topped it up.\r\n \r\n 01:40:51.180 --> 01:40:52.520\r\n - Thanks.\r\n - Back in a sec.\r\n \r\n 01:40:52.620 --> 01:40:53.600\r\n Bye.\r\n \r\n 01:40:53.700 --> 01:40:54.850\r\n - Bye bye, Tom.\r\n - Bye.\r\n \r\n 01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:10.723\r\n - All right?\r\n - Fine.\r\n \r\n 01:42:17.660 --> 01:42:19.830\r\n All gone, have they?\r\n Just about.\r\n \r\n 01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:22.290\r\n Norman and Ruth seem to be having trouble\r\n \r\n 01:42:22.390 --> 01:42:23.723\r\n starting their car.\r\n \r\n 01:42:23.823 --> 01:42:26.373\r\n - Should I?\r\n - No, no, enjoy your tea.\r\n \r\n 01:42:27.270 --> 01:42:28.103\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:42:32.076 --> 01:42:33.770\r\n Have you got any tea\r\n in there or is it just milk?\r\n \r\n 01:42:33.870 --> 01:42:34.993\r\n No, it is tea.\r\n \r\n 01:42:36.160 --> 01:42:37.480\r\n Bit anemic.\r\n \r\n 01:42:37.580 --> 01:42:39.263\r\n I'll make some more in a minute.\r\n \r\n 01:42:45.960 --> 01:42:48.303\r\n Quite a weekend.\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:42:52.050 --> 01:42:53.660\r\n I behaved very badly, I'm sorry.\r\n \r\n 01:42:53.760 --> 01:42:56.033\r\n - No, it's me.\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 01:42:59.380 --> 01:43:01.035\r\n Tom.\r\n \r\n 01:43:03.500 --> 01:43:06.040\r\n Has your opinion of me changed\r\n \r\n 01:43:06.140 --> 01:43:07.370\r\n as a result of this weekend?\r\n \r\n 01:43:07.470 --> 01:43:11.161\r\n I mean, do you think less of me?\r\n \r\n 01:43:11.261 --> 01:43:12.594\r\n Good Lord, no.\r\n \r\n 01:43:14.399 --> 01:43:15.599\r\n You still like me?\r\n \r\n 01:43:15.699 --> 01:43:17.866\r\n Yes, of course I do.\r\n \r\n 01:43:19.258 --> 01:43:21.980\r\n And you'll still keep coming round?\r\n \r\n 01:43:22.080 --> 01:43:22.943\r\n You bet.\r\n \r\n 01:43:24.750 --> 01:43:26.333\r\n Once you've improved the tea, anyway.\r\n \r\n 01:43:32.130 --> 01:43:37.130\r\n You see, the only reason I\r\n said I'd go with Norman was,\r\n \r\n 01:43:41.910 --> 01:43:43.803\r\n well, suddenly I felt very lonely.\r\n \r\n 01:43:45.180 --> 01:43:48.050\r\n Yes, I understand, that's all right.\r\n \r\n 01:43:48.150 --> 01:43:49.293\r\n We all get lonely.\r\n \r\n 01:43:51.530 --> 01:43:54.363\r\n If you're lonely again and I'm not here,\r\n \r\n 01:43:56.000 --> 01:43:57.450\r\n why don't you give me a ring?\r\n \r\n 01:44:01.020 --> 01:44:02.833\r\n This is a very big house, you see.\r\n \r\n 01:44:05.070 --> 01:44:07.270\r\n And generally, it's\r\n just Mother and me here.\r\n \r\n 01:44:08.740 --> 01:44:11.193\r\n We'll have to sell it\r\n eventually, it's ridiculous.\r\n \r\n 01:44:12.380 --> 01:44:14.960\r\n - I wouldn't do that.\r\n - Well, we'll have to.\r\n \r\n 01:44:15.060 --> 01:44:16.593\r\n Move somewhere smaller.\r\n \r\n 01:44:20.300 --> 01:44:22.673\r\n Perhaps in Essex.\r\n \r\n 01:44:26.700 --> 01:44:27.993\r\n Or Norfolk.\r\n \r\n 01:44:34.150 --> 01:44:35.333\r\n Or Northumberland.\r\n \r\n 01:44:37.677 --> 01:44:39.853\r\n - Bit off the beaten track.\r\n - Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:44:42.090 --> 01:44:43.813\r\n - Wouldn't see much of me.\r\n - No.\r\n \r\n 01:44:47.120 --> 01:44:49.103\r\n Well, if you do sell it,\r\n \r\n 01:44:53.070 --> 01:44:55.483\r\n make sure you give me\r\n first refusal, won't you?\r\n \r\n 01:45:00.040 --> 01:45:03.073\r\n Well, I'd better go and see to my horse.\r\n \r\n 01:45:04.882 --> 01:45:06.703\r\n Yes, so go and see to your horse.\r\n \r\n 01:45:15.220 --> 01:45:17.200\r\n What on earth are you doing?\r\n \r\n 01:45:17.300 --> 01:45:18.343\r\n Breaking things.\r\n \r\n 01:45:19.650 --> 01:45:21.150\r\n Breaking things for breakfast.\r\n \r\n 01:45:23.339 --> 01:45:24.720\r\n Be careful of splinters.\r\n \r\n 01:45:24.820 --> 01:45:27.940\r\n Disaster, disaster, we cannot start it.\r\n \r\n 01:45:28.040 --> 01:45:29.343\r\n Goodness.\r\n \r\n 01:45:29.443 --> 01:45:30.620\r\n Want a hand?\r\n \r\n 01:45:30.720 --> 01:45:32.720\r\n Need one of those\r\n ex-boxers to give it a shove.\r\n \r\n 01:45:32.820 --> 01:45:33.903\r\n Right, my pleasure.\r\n \r\n 01:45:35.120 --> 01:45:36.700\r\n Probably see you later, Annie.\r\n \r\n 01:45:36.800 --> 01:45:40.453\r\n Yes.\r\n \r\n 01:45:45.530 --> 01:45:46.580\r\n What are you doing?\r\n \r\n 01:45:48.580 --> 01:45:51.430\r\n Don't tell me you've\r\n finally run out of food.\r\n \r\n 01:45:51.530 --> 01:45:54.810\r\n I told you you'd get round to\r\n eating the plates eventually.\r\n \r\n 01:45:54.910 --> 01:45:58.280\r\n Now, the nicest way to\r\n eat a plate is spread it\r\n \r\n 01:45:58.380 --> 01:46:01.340\r\n with a thin layer of jam\r\n and then pour custard\r\n \r\n 01:46:01.440 --> 01:46:02.237\r\n all over the jam.\r\n \r\n 01:46:02.337 --> 01:46:04.964\r\n Norman.\r\n \r\n 01:46:05.064 --> 01:46:07.114\r\n You wanna make sure it's thick custard.\r\n \r\n 01:46:09.665 --> 01:46:12.230\r\n - I want.\r\n - What?\r\n \r\n 01:46:12.330 --> 01:46:14.663\r\n - I want.\r\n - I can't hear you.\r\n \r\n 01:46:17.895 --> 01:46:19.545\r\n I want to go to East Grinstead.\r\n \r\n 01:46:23.130 --> 01:46:25.290\r\n All right, all right.\r\n \r\n 01:46:25.390 --> 01:46:26.830\r\n I'll take you, I'll take you.\r\n \r\n 01:46:26.930 --> 01:46:28.143\r\n Will you?\r\n \r\n 01:46:28.243 --> 01:46:29.633\r\n Just say the word.\r\n \r\n 01:46:30.667 --> 01:46:32.483\r\n Come on, don't cry.\r\n \r\n 01:46:34.730 --> 01:46:35.730\r\n I'll make you happy.\r\n \r\n 01:46:37.230 --> 01:46:41.373\r\n Don't worry, I'll make you happy.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n 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The Norman Conquests (1977) - full transcript

The trilogy presents a comically fraught weekend from three different perspectives, as family and in laws gather at the decaying country home of their bedridden mother; the drink flows, and hidden enmities, intimate secrets and uncomfortable truths emerge through the veneer of jollity and civility.

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