The Naked Eye (1998) - full transcript
Begoña is a thirty something consultant who has rebelled against her upper-middle-class background and has overdone it with sex ever since her youth. On recommendation of her psychoanalyst she keeps a video diary of her encounters. On Christmas Eve, reluctantly, Begoña goes to have dinner with her dysfunctional family: her stern mother, her married brother and her younger sister. Soon, Begoña, the family's black sheep, clash with her relatives.
LENS
For more than a year,
I have not revealed you, damn diary.
I started to lead you on the
advice of a psychiatrist.
“You have to find
yourself,” said the doctor.
I do not understand how
this hysterical laughter
did not happen to me
from these his words!
I solemnly declare that I have
no desire to know myself better.
I am satisfied with my
position as a mystery woman.
I am not interested in space, and I
do not want to know what is beyond it.
I want to be recognized!
Feel life, nature.
Feel that someone wants me!
Or, if necessary,
feel a dull, animal pain.
My head, this magnificent creature,
does not allow my instincts to surrender.
I would rather be
a cow than a woman!
My inner demon, with the smile
of a cynical conqueror of hearts,
inspired me to live by
the most primitive norms.
Get drunk, make love, be bad!
Yes? Yes mom.
Yes, I know what day it is.
Yes, yes, mom...
Okay, mom...
"Attention attention!"
- OK, bye.
"For you, there is a message!"
"You yourself know what this hand
wants, day and night! Ramon."
Torgash!
- "Wait, let's talk seriously."
"Our best client asks to change
the content of the questionnaire."
"The answers in it should be
in favor of the president."
"You know what I mean.
Your boss Ramon."
Dreaming is not bad!
"The road that leads to Bethlehem
descended into a valley covered with snow."
"Shepherds came to their king,
they brought modest gifts in their sacks."
"The child of God was born in the nursery of
Bethlehem! Let the gifts please you, God!"
Please be quiet for a minute!
I know, you will say that I
always say the same thing.
But Christmas evening is
always Christmas evening!
Forty Christmas Eve I sat
at this table opposite him.
Our whole life was permeated with
a sense of loyalty and happiness!
I'm sure our dad is
looking at us now!
Whether he is in paradise or purgatory...
Do not grin, Begonia!
Sorry mom!
It's no secret that Dad had
a mistress with huge breasts.
And he died on her when
she was harlot with her!
This is a lie! Lies!
That you yourself came up with!
Mom, order her to shut up!
Begonia, you're always in
the role of a black sheep!
We all know and forgive you.
Begonit, you were daddy's pet!
For this alone, we all love you
and want us to love you too.
Well, now I ask
everyone to make a wish.
Anyway, we are a happy family!
Husband for Begonias!
May all her sorrows pass!
- Okay.
Begonia, you again for your own!
- I came here with the best intentions!
But life is cruel, and you are unbearable!
- And I?
You - no, you're holy.
Slightly stupid, but holy!
Come back!
Do it for me, for a saint!
As a child you were obstinate,
and I was obedient...
I gave you this disease,
which I cured myself. Come back.
Forgive them!
They do not feel guilty,
and they forgave me.
And a splash of champagne!
Kiss me once. More more!
We have a company?
Where are you going, Little Red Riding
Hood? - Running away from my grandmother.
Have a drink here...
I do not like? - Prefer dry.
Merry Christmas, mommy!
Mommy?! So that you pulled, naughty!
Here is this bottle!
He is able to pull both of us,
but I'm not a little bit... Go?
Maybe after that we will be friends?
Fool unfinished!
Just a miracle! She is full!
- Capitalist!
Give, give me!
Merry Christmas, Begonia!
- Hello, Antonio!
Happy and beautiful...
When do your customers appear?
On such a night, as now, it is
late, and there will be few of them.
And this is for whom? - For the loner.
He has already emptied 5 pieces.
And who is this kid?
Another loner or just original?
Why is he wearing a
la Fred Astaire hat?
What does he drink: champagne, coffee?
Sweet or dry?
Champagne "Pomille
Royal", the second bottle.
One? - Did you roll the lips?
It would be what!
He's a jerk! Let's play it?
- Can!
On holidays, the heart, more than
ever, suffers from loneliness!
Really, senor?
I sobbed, leaving the house!
I, too!
You see!
Begonit, I have already overcome
one and five tenths, and you?
You always join in? - Elio!
I would not say that I am glad to see you.
You do not change: just as
inhospitable and attractive, as always!
I still like you.
Do you remember me?
About you - no. About your
motorcycles: "Labretto", "Gusi"...
You have always been a fool
who drives a motorcycle well.
Thank! Now I have a "Harley".
When will you test it?
Any day - Better on any
night, eh?
Hey waiter!
Already the third!
Look He will inflate like a
balloon and fly out the window.
They are usually carried on stretchers.
You like him?
- More than your motorcycle.
You did not know this girl in her
best times. Earthquake! Volcano!
Her secret weapon is language!
She worked wonders for them!
He's like a snake!
He is able to stick to one point
and stay on it indefinitely!
He sucked, licked, scratched!
Once even scrawled to the blood!
Here!
Do you remember?
You were like a child: with the breast
of a girl and an old man’s member.
When I bite you, blood spurted out of
it, like strawberry juice.
Forget it, nothing!
I think that the caballero
is ready to stand up for me!
He is heading towards us! Trembling, Elio!
What do you need?
I want to invite you to a glass
of wine - a glass of peace!
If you want to ring up this lady,
then I warn you: she prefers the elderly.
How more experienced!
In addition, she is dressed in fashion,
and with such a stylish hairdo!
Warn: this is a sly fox!
Fuck you! You are a real gentleman!
Do not allow him to insult me!
I wanted to say this is a gorgeous fox...
Give me one more!
Oh shit!
These hands can not offend,
but can invite to make love to three!
You pay for everything!
On saber, on pistols, on clubs?
Who are your seconds?!
No hands!
Show me the correct way to the toilet,
and I will calmly get to it myself.
It will be better if I spend you!
Come on!
It happened already many times!
Waking up in someone else's
bed, in someone else's house...
Next to a strange, unfamiliar man.
All this has already happened!
But this time something has changed...
I did not remember anything that was.
The young man, lying next to his eyes
closed, caused a strange tenderness!
And I wanted to stay close to him.
But I did not stay!
"Begonia. Home phone: 7
880233, worker: 4255553".
Do I recognize the name of this
young gentleman with champagne?
"Young...", no, just "Gentleman."
His body was as tender as
the body of a girl or child.
It seemed not to cause harm.
If you believe Elio, I like old people...
Something is changing...
Our equipment is still
at the testing stage.
Our company decided to arrange
the first public presentation.
You are the first to familiarize yourself
with the capabilities of this unit.
This novelty is absolutely in everything
that concerns electronic equipment.
This unit we called "Owl".
He does not just combine
a TV and a tape recorder.
It also acts as a
powerful computer.
The device is able to turn the
spoken words into written text.
It is ideal for spies, indispensable
for researchers and detectives.
Useful for perverts
of all directions!
Over time, it will replace home
videos, voice mail, shopping lists...
And even an intimate diary!
Writers will be able to dictate their stories
on it, and journalists their articles.
It does not need any fingers or keys.
It is enough to state
out loud your thought,
and "Owl" will record
it and write it down.
- Senorita, come, please.
- I?
Mr Yamoto invites
you to say something.
But I do not know what
you want me to say?
What is your profession?
- I am an expert in statistics.
Tell something about your work.
- Some nonsense come to my mind!
Speak - Oh well!
There are: deception, falsehood, lies,
lies, small, lies, big and statistics...
So everyone says!
Mr. Yamoto says that "Filin"
also guesses thoughts...
But senorita should not be afraid of this!
This, of course, is a joke, but in the
very near future it may become true!
Mr. Yamoto thanks you.
Gorgeous thing, Mr. Yamoto!
Thank you again, Mr. Yamoto,
for your visit!
Give my warmest regards
to our friend Mr. Ashibo!
Good luck, goodbye!
I liked to take you in this way
and squeeze your nipples like this!
You all ignited, burned!
We "Filin" well understand each other.
He is able to unravel my thoughts!
Listen!
I have nothing left for you,
I do not remember anything!
I do not know what was between us...
I only know that something was...
Do not come to me! Dont touch me!
You never tried to recognize me!
You admire my body,
but you despise my soul!
Yes, my soul!
Soul! This word sounds
like a curse on your mouth!
Neither you nor I have a soul, dear!
End with yourself! Like Werther,
like Romeo! Perhaps this can excite me!
Yes! - Begonias are
ringing: Daniel.
Who! - Daniel.
He says he is a gentleman with champagne.
- I'll call you back.
So another?
The fire went out! I no longer
want to portray an orgasm of pity!
I was simple and clear when you
recognized me. Now - I'm different!
You are simple, as before and,
as before, incomprehensible!
Unhealthy, vicious and dirty!
Your disease has a name,
dear - rabies uterus!
Hello, "Owl"! Hello, "Owl"!
The fingers that caressed
my body left no marks!
I also do not see any traces of
shoes, shoes...
I'm listening. - Begonia,
this is Santiago! How many years?!
A whole century! How are you doing,
Santiago? “I have to tell you a lot.”
Tell me about it.
- Yes, of course... When will we see you?
I call to invite you to a holiday.
We meet the New Year, as before.
Do you remember?
- Yes, of course, I remember...
Of course, remember! You're coming, right?
- I will come.
This is not a distant
planet, this is my body!
And his zones,
which are deeply mastered by my lovers!
Are you a gentleman with champagne?
Where do you work?
- I do not work.
My grandfather, except for the cylinder,
left me with a wholesale supply of potatoes.
I live on rent.
It is eaten like this...
Say something.
Tell about your life. Say: what are you?
I myself do not know very well...
- Think of it. What would you like to be?
None! I do not know, maybe passionate!
And you?
What about me?
- Well, you, what are you?
I am a practical realist!
Brutal selfish, not recognizing sentiment!
I despise men,
but I love making love to them.
In the last I can believe it!
- Why?
For that night! I do not know
if I answered your question...
What happened that night?
I remember nothing! - You clockwork!
Tell me!
- It was all very random!
You screamed, fought, bit!
One more thing...
What is it? - Snoring!
Your? - No, yours!
Interesting!
Then you said something in a dream,
but I did not understand anything.
I dreamed that I was a cow!
I was very worried about the
question: can a cow kneel?
I asked God: "Lord,
can cows kneel?"
"or are they just praying nipples?"
You understand?
I want to live like a cow:
kneel in a state of ecstasy!
I do not understand!
- And do not understand!
What do you want from me?
- I want to learn your vices!
I was Joakino's bride,
but then I married Ramona!
I was the lover of Carlos and
Enrique until I divorced Ramon,
to marry Luciano.
Luciano is Joacino's younger brother...
At that time he was still a child.
Look, there he is: he says
something in Clara's ear.
He is twenty-five now.
- When it was?
Eight years ago.
- He was sixteen?
With the permission of his parents.
Thank.
Now, after so many years,
I confess: you enjoyed fame!
You were afraid of respectable senorites,
but I was sure that victory was mys!
If we compared our track
records, I would have won!
Now I am a very serious woman, faithful
to this boy, and I dream to have a child.
But I can not get pregnant!
I swear, I make love not for
pleasure, but to get pregnant!
And men, when they find out about
it, can not get horny!
Even if he is twenty five! Do not eat
grapes: for ten minutes before midnight.
And then you will not be happy all year!
- Do not need!
How long have you not seen each other?
- A whole century!
Here, chatting, discussing the old news.
Do not believe her: maybe you forgot,
but she had a reputation for inventors!
Santiago, you forgive me...
With Santiago, too?
- Earlier than you!
Excuse me!
Who is this Luciano?
- Almost a child.
What else?
Sniffing cocaine,
and do not ask anything more.
Prudent, as always!
And true to its principles!
I don’t say anything bad about anyone!
Even about me?
You left a memory of yourself: taste, smell,
voice! I will never forget them! Never!
And I remember you too!
I was fascinated by your look!
It was a friendship.
Not desire, but just friendship.
He remained so: pure, as always!
- Come on!
This noise! My children are twins!
For two and a half years.
They could be yours!
At that time I hated you! You and them!
But this is nostalgia for what was not...
Is that good?
Dad, one minute left!
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
Your daughter?
- Clara is my wife!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! Where are your grapes?
You will not be happy all year!
There Luciano, he has already wound up!
Begonia, will you help me?
- In what?
Not what you think... Come with me.
Come in, close the door.
I do not want to ask anyone about this, except
you, Begonia! I hope you understand me!
Come on!
She is already completely wet, and he
introduces her slowly... Slowly! Slow!
And she screams: "Fuck me!" And he told
her: "He does not enter, does not enter!"
And she told him: "Yes, yes!
More, more! Deeper! Deeper! More!"
Now help me! - What should I do?
He wants to smell.
Only this, nothing more!
Please do it!
He just wants to smell!
He just wants to smell!
I will fill you with
everything, I will flood you!
Fill me with your sperm!
Take all of her yourself! Take it Take it
And now - a bubble, a bubble!
- What is the bubble?
There, on the table to
collect what will flow out!
But he, in my opinion, is not yet finished.
- Substitute the vial to the drip!
Let me
Thank! All my life I
will be grateful to you!
See you, ok? I need to take
this to the lab before...
Thank you a million times! Two million!
All millions of the world!
Let my eyes look at
you, kind, good woman!
Let my eyes see you,
and after that I am ready to die!
Let everyone admire sunrises and
sunsets, roses and jasmines!
Looking at you, I see thousands of gardens!
Let my eyes look at
you, kind, good woman!
Okay!
I know there is a room in which
the most important thing happens.
Do you know where she is?
Do you have a condom?
Come on in.
Elio!
Do you know what time it is?
It's five in the evening!
Who brought me home?
- Mom called me at dawn.
The police picked you up when you, drunk,
amused yourself with a garden hose!
Laugh, laugh!
Would you look at yourself and listen!
You would not laugh, but cry!
Correctly say: one drunk woman
is worse than a dozen crazy!
Isabel, sister, do not scold me: after
all, today is the New Year.
And my head with a hangover cracks!
When will you take your mind?!
- I do not know...
When I want to have a baby.
Can you imagine me pregnant?
Then you have to stop drinking
and smoking... Or not?
Let us pray that this will be
so, only not one child, but ten!
I do not think that this
is the man of your life,
but one applicant is
waiting for you below!
He has a mobile phone,
he has called four times already!
His name is Daniel,
he is quite young, almost a child.
This is him again.
- Do not answer!
If you want, I will say that you
are not at home. - Do not answer!
What is it?
- You know better! Here are great pants.
Answer? - Not!
Why don't you send him away?
Or do you have young lovers?
No, I like the elderly. - Daddy!
Isabel, get away: I'll sleep.
We do not understand you, Begonia.
Love, but do not understand!
And it has been so since childhood!
You lied, doubled,
pretended to be obedient...
I pretended to be obedient,
and you were obstinate!
Now we no longer pretend!
Tell me, what did you do there that day?
I watched! - Just watched?
And nothing else!
“Can you swear that?”
No, I will not swear!
It should be noted: the
baby does not give up!
You are not me, you are me the other way
around. Your left eye is my right eye.
I raise my right hand,
you raise your left...
I tell you, and you do not hear me!
I decided to make you,
"Owl", my confidant!
From now on,
I trust you with my diary.
If I hadn't broken up with my
psychiatrist, - and he is just an ass -
I would tell him about a
very important discovery!
Image, sound and text - all together...
Here is the best therapeutic tool for
such a mentally ill person like me!
While I have something to talk about
because if nothing happens to you,
you can consider yourself dead,
Dear Begonia.
Yes, the landscape here is
very attractive, beautiful!
It is clear that tourists
want to repeat the tour!
And who am I to forbid them this?
And my wandering knight still
sticks out on the corner,
like a fool thirsting for
my chest and my petunozh!
He deserves a reward!
But it is necessary to think about it.
He is so stupid that instead of
desire, he awakens tenderness in me...
Is it dangerous!
He deserves a good lesson!
Why don't you answer the phone?
“Why don't you find someone?”
What do you want me to do? I'm ready
for anything! Order me, trample me!
Sorry, my old lover is
waiting for me! Until!
Now you will see your opponent and
begin to learn the lessons of life.
Ignacio, open up!
Begonit, go away! I already started to forget
you! Do not disturb my peace, go away!
You understand, it is impossible
to forget me! - I'm sorry! Go away.
Are you so afraid of me that
even you will not open the door?
What the hell do you need from me?
Go away, do you hear?
I know you well, old womanizer!
Do not be afraid if you have a naked
model there, I will not make trouble.
You know me. Open up
So your mission is over!
If you just do not want to listen to us!
I will try to moan louder!
- With this old man here?!
I have two blemishes: whiskey and old men!
Have you moved to avant-garde
artists, or is it not finished yet?
It is not finished.
Gorgeous boobs! Congratulations!
- Thank.
Continue tomorrow?
- At five o'clock.
Begonia, go away, I beg you!
What's the matter?
Have I become too old for you?
Be careful, Begonia, be careful!
I should know which of the two Begonias
came to me, after so much time?
Good, everything understanding,
generous has come, which needs to be loved!
It doesn't seem like you drank.
You do love me when you have half
blood in your veins with alcohol.
The earth is round and spinning!
Cry after laughing!
Well, you see it yourself,
not at all like in the past!
You have to work more than before.
But I like!
You can not fool me,
even if you howl like a wolf.
I'm not in love with you! I just love!
For more than twenty years.
You know yourself why!
- Of course, I know, and you also know...
No I dont know. - No, you know,
but you want me to say it again!
But I can speak about it either in the language
of a bolero, or in the words of a psychiatrist...
Choose
Bolero! - Good!
You console my soul! You are the balm
that heals my wounds. I adore you!
With you,
you can do this without a condom!
Methuselah was older than me,
but you know what happened to him!
I want to have
your work at home.
Okay, enough nonsense! Where is she?
- Where usually.
How old were you when you
deprived me of virginity?
Forty five.
- And I'm sixteen...
Why are there candles?
- Sometimes I pray to you!
This is the same as praying the devil!
Nostalgic lovers
love dark pictures!
I know that when I turn my head,
I will see your distorted image!
My father was a tall,
fair-haired man with pleasant features.
He did not resemble Ignacio.
Not everything was so simple.
Once I wanted to wash myself
and ran into the bathroom...
At the door they did
not accidentally close.
I say "they" because there
were two there inside.
Funny scene! But at the same time...
I do not know... Perverted!
Perverted, this is too much!
My sister Isabelle was on her knees.
Why kneeling?
My sister watched her father: he,
completely naked, was taking a shower.
We just looked at each other, but on that
day the world changed for both of us!
We, as if, have signed a
silent exchange agreement.
I became obstinate, and she is obedient.
So, at thirteen, I entered into an alliance
with my second "I"! With my second "me"!
Hey, my companion, you're at home, I know. And I'm here
below, and I have been looking for you for a long time!
You can see me if you look out the window.
Do you want to take a walk?
Well, what did you decide?
Today we must celebrate the day of St.
Panfil - the god of speed!
And further! I see my rival!
What to do with him?
You should have seen him look at me!
Even scary!
I'll be ready in 20 minutes.
Great, baby, but I'm still talking
with your buddy. Does he like football?
See how he would not knock you down again!
"Attention, attention!
Message from Irena Lopez."
"Begonia, dear! A survey conducted
by the Opus service found that...
a high percentage of birth
abnormal children...
is a consequence of
premarital sex."
"Begonit,
take advantage of your influence!"
"Get the survey results for me.
I'm sure it's very interesting!"
"I hug you. Your friend Irena."
What do you want?
- Fuck your motorcycle!
What are you looking for in life?
Do allowance. Where it hides,
and then lick your fingers...
Sit down, friend!
Where are you taking me?
At first I wanted to go on nature, but
your appearance suggested a different idea!
Forward!
Do you want to take me to the whores?
- Not.
It seemed to me that you want to
the peasants for a fee, of course!
Smell of vice!
You liked to visit bars with prostitutes,
listen to the language of pederasts!
There you went for a tourist.
Use your opportunities!
Everything will happen in the
open air and with free access.
Well, dare you?
In this dress you look
like the one who you are!
I want to say: to the one who you are not!
Try it! If things get
complicated, I'm nearby.
10.000? - What's your name?
For you - Felomeno.
- So was my father's name!
Mine too. - I love fat men!
And I am thin! - Agree! 10,000!
Sit down
Have crumbs menstruation! Look for another.
- Why do I need another? I want this one!
I said this one is no good.
She has menstruation! Come on!
Come on!
You see, you fool!
We lost a client because of you!
Go-go! - Let me go!
You beat the bread from the professional!
- I'll go with you, just let me go!
Let you go?!
Yes, we now let you in a circle!
Learn what a real dick is! Come on!
Lie down comfortably!
Get down here on the bed!
I said, make yourself comfortable!
Spread your legs, you fool!
My name is Junia, and you?
- Maroka.
Your name is Begonia! Who does not know
you! Have you succumbed? Or not yet?
If you need money,
take all that is for yourself!
I need your ass in a
professional manner!
Now you will be convinced of this!
How do you like my bridesmaid dress?
Very beautiful!
- Indeed? But I'm a real man!
We will be a good pair, Begonit!
Show me what hair you have!
Just like honey, very tasty!
But I prefer the reverse!
I’ll get into it first,
and then those guys over there.
They are normal guys
and they will pay!
For you, this is the highest class!
Elio! Where are you, goat?!
Elio! Elio!
If you did not know that it will please
you, you would show how my ass is bleeding.
I'm sure you liked it!
Begonia, please!
Heck!
I do not want scandals!
What a crap you are! Three fat pigs
poked with their snouts between my legs!
But the biggest pig is you, Elio!
A piece of shit!
OK OK. Come on.
Finally, something else
besides the smell of vice!
Begonia, in this world only one person
can understand you! This man is me!
Understand and accept you!
I like you the way you are!
- What do you want?
Total! And always!
No, I already heard this song!
I did not know how to live with an adult...
Where is my faithful watchdog?
Why is he not there, as usual?
Look at me, "Owl."
I want you to see
me the way I am now!
Crumpled, humiliated, defeated!
What are the advantages of
this model over another?
She translates everything
you say from English.
Say something in English.
I love you forever: body and soul!
I want to make love with you.
Or not?
And this too.
What's the matter? Do you have hemorrhoids?
- I fucked in the ass!
For the first time?
I was raped that way
for the first time.
Very strong man, I guess!
- Four very strong men!
Pig!
I am dying of fear!
They could leave me pregnant!
Or infect with AIDS!
- Do not be rude!
Where has my young
wandering knight gone?
Maybe he followed my advice
and contacted the baby.
"I have an exhibition in Tokyo, so I will
not be until the thirty-first number."
"If anything,
call me at the Royal Capital Hotel."
I need help, Ignacio!
I am dying of fear!
Contrary to your recommendations,
I went down to hell!
My second "I" was not
as brave as I thought!
I kiss you.
Call me, even from the North Pole!
I love you, my old man!
Call me, I'm waiting!
Oh my God! Where are these red spots?!
See my face and discover the
obvious, "Owl"! I'm scared!
I need help,
but I don't know who to turn to!
Where are they, my former lovers,
my admirers, ready to give my life for me?
Food to the gynecologist!
Listen!
Do you spend me? - Of course!
Sit down
Where we go?
- To the gynecologist.
I, too?
Have not seen you for a long time.
- I tried to forget you.
And could not? - Naturally.
Do you have a mom?
- No, I have no mother!
And you are looking for a mom?
- If you agree...
Looking for a pervert mother! Is not it?
No, I do not know why I said this...
I do not want to learn your vices.
Right! There are no vices in me, on the
contrary, I grew up without losing innocence.
Now say: what do you want from me?
- Is it unclear?
You may be clear,
but I have never had such an itch before!
You went the fastest way!
- It's true, but offensive.
Want me to ask for forgiveness?
- Yes!
Sorry! - Stand on your knees!
What are you doing?
- I get on my knees.
I accept forgiveness, sit down.
I just want to protect you!
“I don’t think I need it...”
Wait here.
- Should I go with you?
It is not even allowed to husbands.
Listen to the radio and wait for me.
What? - Nothing will pass.
Have you been to the Amazon jungle?
- I'm not joking!
When did it happen?
- Last tuesday.
You can dress.
The specks that scare you
so much is a small thing.
These are insects that are easy to get.
They are usually called pubic louse.
Have you heard of them? Regarding everything
else, it is necessary to make analyzes.
Then it turns out whether
there is a pregnancy.
Let's wait for the first
results, they will be ready soon.
Although you do not say, I see you
had a traumatic sexual relationship!
I tell you frankly: you have anus rupture.
The vagina is very sore!
Perhaps there was an infection.
- I was raped!
Have you announced this?
- No, I'm not going to do it!
Your business!
Regarding pubic lice, a course of
treatment is a couple of weeks,
even if it seems to you
that they have disappeared.
As for the rest...
Let's do tests for AIDS. “If I die,
it’s better not to know about it!”
Let's wait a couple of months, not more.
- Good.
Anna! Special family treatment.
- Good.
Bye Begonia. - Until.
Marian! Why are you here?
- I am pregnant!
How? - I will have a girl!
What do you call?
- I do not even know...
But still? - Begonia... Begonia!
I'll call her Begonia!
Indeed?
At the dacha! Take care of her.
Marian! You have nothing
left of that bubble?
Candy for you.
May I ask? - Ask.
What did you buy for yourself?
Dust?
The spiders who feed on my
blood settled in my pubic hair.
Pubic lice?
- Exactly. What have you been to?
Once.
- How did you pick them up?
Whores, and you? And how are you?
- Playing in whores.
You have been silent for ten minutes.
What are you thinking about?
It doesn't seem like a whore's house!
I always speak the truth, but not
directly, so that they do not believe.
What do you want to drink?
- Same as you.
Sit down.
Lovers in the seventeenth century, too,
strolled under the windows of his beloved.
Are you in love with me?
- Awful!
You do not know me.
- I want to know you!
Without deviousness!
Tell me what you need from me?
Everything!
- It does not say anything. What else?
I wanna be with you! I want to marry you!
Sleep, write and crap with you!
I want to learn everything from you!
If you lie with me now,
I will reward you with pubic lice.
Nothing, we will pour dust together!
- That's not all...
When I played a whore,
they mocked me so that
Perhaps I'm pregnant is not known
from whom! Maybe I have AIDS...
Or both!
I do not care! - I doubt it!
Try me!
In the store you can buy a bottle
of champagne and a few condoms.
I do not like condoms!
- How old are you?
Eighteen. - And I'm thirty-six!
So what?
Handle me carefully,
everything hurts me, up to the nails!
I want this doll to be at
my house constantly...
And so I had pupae from her!
Mom, they are here.
Is he your husband?
We love each other and
live as husband and wife!
But, if you insist,
we can get married.
How old are you, senor?
- I am an adult, I am 18 years old!
Begonia, I will close my eyes to
this, but this is the last time!
I doubt you'll be
happy with him!
Have you been waiting for something else?
I wish you happiness, sister!
There is nothing better
than a young husband!
I always wanted everything
to be like this!
Watch, arms crossed,
at the man when he washes!
I've never seen this before.
“But I take a shower every day.”
I imagined it differently.
- How did you imagine that?
With an adult man, a lot older than
you, who has such a beard!
And kneeling...
Everything that is said
about love came to my rescue!
I wanted to love, to sacrifice myself,
not expecting the slightest reward!
All from the heart if you
want to reap the heart!
When you love,
life ceases to be magic...
You can not love until
you survive the suffering!
Take me, damn love!
And so on and so forth...
In any case, everything that
I expected from him is over!
It ended when love came to our
life, this last deception!
Long live the young! Hooray young!
Sorry, are you late?
“No, the witnesses just haven't come yet.”
They are about to come.
I have no witnesses, and my bride
is waiting for me there inside.
Can you lend yours?
- If they come, no problem!
Look, here they are!
- Finally! I thought you would not come!
Hi beauty!
Marriage is an act regulated by the
provisions of a civil constitution...
Code. In marriage, besides the love that
exists between you, there is more...
the whole complex of rights and
obligations reflected in the civil code,
which provides equality,
mutual assistance and respect.
Article sixty-six says: "A husband
and wife have the same rights...
and duties. ”Article sixty-seven:“
A husband and wife must respect...
each other, help each other and act
in the interests of their family."
Article sixty-eight: "Spouses are
obliged to live together and abide...
loyalty to each other."
Dona Begonia Uesueta,
do you agree to marry don...
Daniel Martinez De Niro? - Yes!
Don Daniel Martinez De Niro,
do you agree to marry dona...
Wesueta Begonia? - Yes!
Exchange rings as a
sign of mutual love!
By the authority given
to me by the constitution
and the law,
I declare you husband and wife!
In good time!
You are welcome.
In good time! - Congratulations!
You are happy? - Yes!
Whether... tse... measures... ka...
My doll had no business...
The doll lived in my house...
The doll read detective novels...
The doll loved to watch movies...
A few months later the
doll was devastated!
My second "you" was gradually
divided to create a new person.
The reaction was terrible!
What and to whom was my life chained?
I warned you!
But you answered: "I can live
with your sins, I like them!"
Is this your car? Heck!
This time I'm crying!
And choose! And ordering!
Hey, baby, here one nun
wants to hang out over a lot!
Crumbs, scamp out of here! And you too!
Yes?
Elio, after a year and a half, Begonia
calls you again from the next world!
At that time? What happened?
This is the time of Begonias, you know or
knew at other times. I need you urgently!
If you insist in half an hour.
Begonia!
Begonia!
What happened?
Sit down
Well, bitch, get ready!
Now you will be fucked as
never before in my life fucked!
Do you love me?
Not! Daniel! Say, say,
"I love you!" Say you understand me!
And you?
For more than a year I have not
heard anything about you, Begonia.
But I know you well enough
to understand what you want!
You want to be alone!
Your mother has become a mystery.
She does not understand herself.
I do not know how to bring my love
to the heart of another person.
I will try to do it with you,
my baby, who came from nothing...
whom I love, without knowing
why, and why so much!
You were born to slay my love!
You will live for nothing and,
nevertheless, live your life.
No one will explain my riddle to you.
I screamed in bouts of orgasm
just so that you were born!
For more than a year,
I have not revealed you, damn diary.
I started to lead you on the
advice of a psychiatrist.
“You have to find
yourself,” said the doctor.
I do not understand how
this hysterical laughter
did not happen to me
from these his words!
I solemnly declare that I have
no desire to know myself better.
I am satisfied with my
position as a mystery woman.
I am not interested in space, and I
do not want to know what is beyond it.
I want to be recognized!
Feel life, nature.
Feel that someone wants me!
Or, if necessary,
feel a dull, animal pain.
My head, this magnificent creature,
does not allow my instincts to surrender.
I would rather be
a cow than a woman!
My inner demon, with the smile
of a cynical conqueror of hearts,
inspired me to live by
the most primitive norms.
Get drunk, make love, be bad!
Yes? Yes mom.
Yes, I know what day it is.
Yes, yes, mom...
Okay, mom...
"Attention attention!"
- OK, bye.
"For you, there is a message!"
"You yourself know what this hand
wants, day and night! Ramon."
Torgash!
- "Wait, let's talk seriously."
"Our best client asks to change
the content of the questionnaire."
"The answers in it should be
in favor of the president."
"You know what I mean.
Your boss Ramon."
Dreaming is not bad!
"The road that leads to Bethlehem
descended into a valley covered with snow."
"Shepherds came to their king,
they brought modest gifts in their sacks."
"The child of God was born in the nursery of
Bethlehem! Let the gifts please you, God!"
Please be quiet for a minute!
I know, you will say that I
always say the same thing.
But Christmas evening is
always Christmas evening!
Forty Christmas Eve I sat
at this table opposite him.
Our whole life was permeated with
a sense of loyalty and happiness!
I'm sure our dad is
looking at us now!
Whether he is in paradise or purgatory...
Do not grin, Begonia!
Sorry mom!
It's no secret that Dad had
a mistress with huge breasts.
And he died on her when
she was harlot with her!
This is a lie! Lies!
That you yourself came up with!
Mom, order her to shut up!
Begonia, you're always in
the role of a black sheep!
We all know and forgive you.
Begonit, you were daddy's pet!
For this alone, we all love you
and want us to love you too.
Well, now I ask
everyone to make a wish.
Anyway, we are a happy family!
Husband for Begonias!
May all her sorrows pass!
- Okay.
Begonia, you again for your own!
- I came here with the best intentions!
But life is cruel, and you are unbearable!
- And I?
You - no, you're holy.
Slightly stupid, but holy!
Come back!
Do it for me, for a saint!
As a child you were obstinate,
and I was obedient...
I gave you this disease,
which I cured myself. Come back.
Forgive them!
They do not feel guilty,
and they forgave me.
And a splash of champagne!
Kiss me once. More more!
We have a company?
Where are you going, Little Red Riding
Hood? - Running away from my grandmother.
Have a drink here...
I do not like? - Prefer dry.
Merry Christmas, mommy!
Mommy?! So that you pulled, naughty!
Here is this bottle!
He is able to pull both of us,
but I'm not a little bit... Go?
Maybe after that we will be friends?
Fool unfinished!
Just a miracle! She is full!
- Capitalist!
Give, give me!
Merry Christmas, Begonia!
- Hello, Antonio!
Happy and beautiful...
When do your customers appear?
On such a night, as now, it is
late, and there will be few of them.
And this is for whom? - For the loner.
He has already emptied 5 pieces.
And who is this kid?
Another loner or just original?
Why is he wearing a
la Fred Astaire hat?
What does he drink: champagne, coffee?
Sweet or dry?
Champagne "Pomille
Royal", the second bottle.
One? - Did you roll the lips?
It would be what!
He's a jerk! Let's play it?
- Can!
On holidays, the heart, more than
ever, suffers from loneliness!
Really, senor?
I sobbed, leaving the house!
I, too!
You see!
Begonit, I have already overcome
one and five tenths, and you?
You always join in? - Elio!
I would not say that I am glad to see you.
You do not change: just as
inhospitable and attractive, as always!
I still like you.
Do you remember me?
About you - no. About your
motorcycles: "Labretto", "Gusi"...
You have always been a fool
who drives a motorcycle well.
Thank! Now I have a "Harley".
When will you test it?
Any day - Better on any
night, eh?
Hey waiter!
Already the third!
Look He will inflate like a
balloon and fly out the window.
They are usually carried on stretchers.
You like him?
- More than your motorcycle.
You did not know this girl in her
best times. Earthquake! Volcano!
Her secret weapon is language!
She worked wonders for them!
He's like a snake!
He is able to stick to one point
and stay on it indefinitely!
He sucked, licked, scratched!
Once even scrawled to the blood!
Here!
Do you remember?
You were like a child: with the breast
of a girl and an old man’s member.
When I bite you, blood spurted out of
it, like strawberry juice.
Forget it, nothing!
I think that the caballero
is ready to stand up for me!
He is heading towards us! Trembling, Elio!
What do you need?
I want to invite you to a glass
of wine - a glass of peace!
If you want to ring up this lady,
then I warn you: she prefers the elderly.
How more experienced!
In addition, she is dressed in fashion,
and with such a stylish hairdo!
Warn: this is a sly fox!
Fuck you! You are a real gentleman!
Do not allow him to insult me!
I wanted to say this is a gorgeous fox...
Give me one more!
Oh shit!
These hands can not offend,
but can invite to make love to three!
You pay for everything!
On saber, on pistols, on clubs?
Who are your seconds?!
No hands!
Show me the correct way to the toilet,
and I will calmly get to it myself.
It will be better if I spend you!
Come on!
It happened already many times!
Waking up in someone else's
bed, in someone else's house...
Next to a strange, unfamiliar man.
All this has already happened!
But this time something has changed...
I did not remember anything that was.
The young man, lying next to his eyes
closed, caused a strange tenderness!
And I wanted to stay close to him.
But I did not stay!
"Begonia. Home phone: 7
880233, worker: 4255553".
Do I recognize the name of this
young gentleman with champagne?
"Young...", no, just "Gentleman."
His body was as tender as
the body of a girl or child.
It seemed not to cause harm.
If you believe Elio, I like old people...
Something is changing...
Our equipment is still
at the testing stage.
Our company decided to arrange
the first public presentation.
You are the first to familiarize yourself
with the capabilities of this unit.
This novelty is absolutely in everything
that concerns electronic equipment.
This unit we called "Owl".
He does not just combine
a TV and a tape recorder.
It also acts as a
powerful computer.
The device is able to turn the
spoken words into written text.
It is ideal for spies, indispensable
for researchers and detectives.
Useful for perverts
of all directions!
Over time, it will replace home
videos, voice mail, shopping lists...
And even an intimate diary!
Writers will be able to dictate their stories
on it, and journalists their articles.
It does not need any fingers or keys.
It is enough to state
out loud your thought,
and "Owl" will record
it and write it down.
- Senorita, come, please.
- I?
Mr Yamoto invites
you to say something.
But I do not know what
you want me to say?
What is your profession?
- I am an expert in statistics.
Tell something about your work.
- Some nonsense come to my mind!
Speak - Oh well!
There are: deception, falsehood, lies,
lies, small, lies, big and statistics...
So everyone says!
Mr. Yamoto says that "Filin"
also guesses thoughts...
But senorita should not be afraid of this!
This, of course, is a joke, but in the
very near future it may become true!
Mr. Yamoto thanks you.
Gorgeous thing, Mr. Yamoto!
Thank you again, Mr. Yamoto,
for your visit!
Give my warmest regards
to our friend Mr. Ashibo!
Good luck, goodbye!
I liked to take you in this way
and squeeze your nipples like this!
You all ignited, burned!
We "Filin" well understand each other.
He is able to unravel my thoughts!
Listen!
I have nothing left for you,
I do not remember anything!
I do not know what was between us...
I only know that something was...
Do not come to me! Dont touch me!
You never tried to recognize me!
You admire my body,
but you despise my soul!
Yes, my soul!
Soul! This word sounds
like a curse on your mouth!
Neither you nor I have a soul, dear!
End with yourself! Like Werther,
like Romeo! Perhaps this can excite me!
Yes! - Begonias are
ringing: Daniel.
Who! - Daniel.
He says he is a gentleman with champagne.
- I'll call you back.
So another?
The fire went out! I no longer
want to portray an orgasm of pity!
I was simple and clear when you
recognized me. Now - I'm different!
You are simple, as before and,
as before, incomprehensible!
Unhealthy, vicious and dirty!
Your disease has a name,
dear - rabies uterus!
Hello, "Owl"! Hello, "Owl"!
The fingers that caressed
my body left no marks!
I also do not see any traces of
shoes, shoes...
I'm listening. - Begonia,
this is Santiago! How many years?!
A whole century! How are you doing,
Santiago? “I have to tell you a lot.”
Tell me about it.
- Yes, of course... When will we see you?
I call to invite you to a holiday.
We meet the New Year, as before.
Do you remember?
- Yes, of course, I remember...
Of course, remember! You're coming, right?
- I will come.
This is not a distant
planet, this is my body!
And his zones,
which are deeply mastered by my lovers!
Are you a gentleman with champagne?
Where do you work?
- I do not work.
My grandfather, except for the cylinder,
left me with a wholesale supply of potatoes.
I live on rent.
It is eaten like this...
Say something.
Tell about your life. Say: what are you?
I myself do not know very well...
- Think of it. What would you like to be?
None! I do not know, maybe passionate!
And you?
What about me?
- Well, you, what are you?
I am a practical realist!
Brutal selfish, not recognizing sentiment!
I despise men,
but I love making love to them.
In the last I can believe it!
- Why?
For that night! I do not know
if I answered your question...
What happened that night?
I remember nothing! - You clockwork!
Tell me!
- It was all very random!
You screamed, fought, bit!
One more thing...
What is it? - Snoring!
Your? - No, yours!
Interesting!
Then you said something in a dream,
but I did not understand anything.
I dreamed that I was a cow!
I was very worried about the
question: can a cow kneel?
I asked God: "Lord,
can cows kneel?"
"or are they just praying nipples?"
You understand?
I want to live like a cow:
kneel in a state of ecstasy!
I do not understand!
- And do not understand!
What do you want from me?
- I want to learn your vices!
I was Joakino's bride,
but then I married Ramona!
I was the lover of Carlos and
Enrique until I divorced Ramon,
to marry Luciano.
Luciano is Joacino's younger brother...
At that time he was still a child.
Look, there he is: he says
something in Clara's ear.
He is twenty-five now.
- When it was?
Eight years ago.
- He was sixteen?
With the permission of his parents.
Thank.
Now, after so many years,
I confess: you enjoyed fame!
You were afraid of respectable senorites,
but I was sure that victory was mys!
If we compared our track
records, I would have won!
Now I am a very serious woman, faithful
to this boy, and I dream to have a child.
But I can not get pregnant!
I swear, I make love not for
pleasure, but to get pregnant!
And men, when they find out about
it, can not get horny!
Even if he is twenty five! Do not eat
grapes: for ten minutes before midnight.
And then you will not be happy all year!
- Do not need!
How long have you not seen each other?
- A whole century!
Here, chatting, discussing the old news.
Do not believe her: maybe you forgot,
but she had a reputation for inventors!
Santiago, you forgive me...
With Santiago, too?
- Earlier than you!
Excuse me!
Who is this Luciano?
- Almost a child.
What else?
Sniffing cocaine,
and do not ask anything more.
Prudent, as always!
And true to its principles!
I don’t say anything bad about anyone!
Even about me?
You left a memory of yourself: taste, smell,
voice! I will never forget them! Never!
And I remember you too!
I was fascinated by your look!
It was a friendship.
Not desire, but just friendship.
He remained so: pure, as always!
- Come on!
This noise! My children are twins!
For two and a half years.
They could be yours!
At that time I hated you! You and them!
But this is nostalgia for what was not...
Is that good?
Dad, one minute left!
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
Your daughter?
- Clara is my wife!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! Where are your grapes?
You will not be happy all year!
There Luciano, he has already wound up!
Begonia, will you help me?
- In what?
Not what you think... Come with me.
Come in, close the door.
I do not want to ask anyone about this, except
you, Begonia! I hope you understand me!
Come on!
She is already completely wet, and he
introduces her slowly... Slowly! Slow!
And she screams: "Fuck me!" And he told
her: "He does not enter, does not enter!"
And she told him: "Yes, yes!
More, more! Deeper! Deeper! More!"
Now help me! - What should I do?
He wants to smell.
Only this, nothing more!
Please do it!
He just wants to smell!
He just wants to smell!
I will fill you with
everything, I will flood you!
Fill me with your sperm!
Take all of her yourself! Take it Take it
And now - a bubble, a bubble!
- What is the bubble?
There, on the table to
collect what will flow out!
But he, in my opinion, is not yet finished.
- Substitute the vial to the drip!
Let me
Thank! All my life I
will be grateful to you!
See you, ok? I need to take
this to the lab before...
Thank you a million times! Two million!
All millions of the world!
Let my eyes look at
you, kind, good woman!
Let my eyes see you,
and after that I am ready to die!
Let everyone admire sunrises and
sunsets, roses and jasmines!
Looking at you, I see thousands of gardens!
Let my eyes look at
you, kind, good woman!
Okay!
I know there is a room in which
the most important thing happens.
Do you know where she is?
Do you have a condom?
Come on in.
Elio!
Do you know what time it is?
It's five in the evening!
Who brought me home?
- Mom called me at dawn.
The police picked you up when you, drunk,
amused yourself with a garden hose!
Laugh, laugh!
Would you look at yourself and listen!
You would not laugh, but cry!
Correctly say: one drunk woman
is worse than a dozen crazy!
Isabel, sister, do not scold me: after
all, today is the New Year.
And my head with a hangover cracks!
When will you take your mind?!
- I do not know...
When I want to have a baby.
Can you imagine me pregnant?
Then you have to stop drinking
and smoking... Or not?
Let us pray that this will be
so, only not one child, but ten!
I do not think that this
is the man of your life,
but one applicant is
waiting for you below!
He has a mobile phone,
he has called four times already!
His name is Daniel,
he is quite young, almost a child.
This is him again.
- Do not answer!
If you want, I will say that you
are not at home. - Do not answer!
What is it?
- You know better! Here are great pants.
Answer? - Not!
Why don't you send him away?
Or do you have young lovers?
No, I like the elderly. - Daddy!
Isabel, get away: I'll sleep.
We do not understand you, Begonia.
Love, but do not understand!
And it has been so since childhood!
You lied, doubled,
pretended to be obedient...
I pretended to be obedient,
and you were obstinate!
Now we no longer pretend!
Tell me, what did you do there that day?
I watched! - Just watched?
And nothing else!
“Can you swear that?”
No, I will not swear!
It should be noted: the
baby does not give up!
You are not me, you are me the other way
around. Your left eye is my right eye.
I raise my right hand,
you raise your left...
I tell you, and you do not hear me!
I decided to make you,
"Owl", my confidant!
From now on,
I trust you with my diary.
If I hadn't broken up with my
psychiatrist, - and he is just an ass -
I would tell him about a
very important discovery!
Image, sound and text - all together...
Here is the best therapeutic tool for
such a mentally ill person like me!
While I have something to talk about
because if nothing happens to you,
you can consider yourself dead,
Dear Begonia.
Yes, the landscape here is
very attractive, beautiful!
It is clear that tourists
want to repeat the tour!
And who am I to forbid them this?
And my wandering knight still
sticks out on the corner,
like a fool thirsting for
my chest and my petunozh!
He deserves a reward!
But it is necessary to think about it.
He is so stupid that instead of
desire, he awakens tenderness in me...
Is it dangerous!
He deserves a good lesson!
Why don't you answer the phone?
“Why don't you find someone?”
What do you want me to do? I'm ready
for anything! Order me, trample me!
Sorry, my old lover is
waiting for me! Until!
Now you will see your opponent and
begin to learn the lessons of life.
Ignacio, open up!
Begonit, go away! I already started to forget
you! Do not disturb my peace, go away!
You understand, it is impossible
to forget me! - I'm sorry! Go away.
Are you so afraid of me that
even you will not open the door?
What the hell do you need from me?
Go away, do you hear?
I know you well, old womanizer!
Do not be afraid if you have a naked
model there, I will not make trouble.
You know me. Open up
So your mission is over!
If you just do not want to listen to us!
I will try to moan louder!
- With this old man here?!
I have two blemishes: whiskey and old men!
Have you moved to avant-garde
artists, or is it not finished yet?
It is not finished.
Gorgeous boobs! Congratulations!
- Thank.
Continue tomorrow?
- At five o'clock.
Begonia, go away, I beg you!
What's the matter?
Have I become too old for you?
Be careful, Begonia, be careful!
I should know which of the two Begonias
came to me, after so much time?
Good, everything understanding,
generous has come, which needs to be loved!
It doesn't seem like you drank.
You do love me when you have half
blood in your veins with alcohol.
The earth is round and spinning!
Cry after laughing!
Well, you see it yourself,
not at all like in the past!
You have to work more than before.
But I like!
You can not fool me,
even if you howl like a wolf.
I'm not in love with you! I just love!
For more than twenty years.
You know yourself why!
- Of course, I know, and you also know...
No I dont know. - No, you know,
but you want me to say it again!
But I can speak about it either in the language
of a bolero, or in the words of a psychiatrist...
Choose
Bolero! - Good!
You console my soul! You are the balm
that heals my wounds. I adore you!
With you,
you can do this without a condom!
Methuselah was older than me,
but you know what happened to him!
I want to have
your work at home.
Okay, enough nonsense! Where is she?
- Where usually.
How old were you when you
deprived me of virginity?
Forty five.
- And I'm sixteen...
Why are there candles?
- Sometimes I pray to you!
This is the same as praying the devil!
Nostalgic lovers
love dark pictures!
I know that when I turn my head,
I will see your distorted image!
My father was a tall,
fair-haired man with pleasant features.
He did not resemble Ignacio.
Not everything was so simple.
Once I wanted to wash myself
and ran into the bathroom...
At the door they did
not accidentally close.
I say "they" because there
were two there inside.
Funny scene! But at the same time...
I do not know... Perverted!
Perverted, this is too much!
My sister Isabelle was on her knees.
Why kneeling?
My sister watched her father: he,
completely naked, was taking a shower.
We just looked at each other, but on that
day the world changed for both of us!
We, as if, have signed a
silent exchange agreement.
I became obstinate, and she is obedient.
So, at thirteen, I entered into an alliance
with my second "I"! With my second "me"!
Hey, my companion, you're at home, I know. And I'm here
below, and I have been looking for you for a long time!
You can see me if you look out the window.
Do you want to take a walk?
Well, what did you decide?
Today we must celebrate the day of St.
Panfil - the god of speed!
And further! I see my rival!
What to do with him?
You should have seen him look at me!
Even scary!
I'll be ready in 20 minutes.
Great, baby, but I'm still talking
with your buddy. Does he like football?
See how he would not knock you down again!
"Attention, attention!
Message from Irena Lopez."
"Begonia, dear! A survey conducted
by the Opus service found that...
a high percentage of birth
abnormal children...
is a consequence of
premarital sex."
"Begonit,
take advantage of your influence!"
"Get the survey results for me.
I'm sure it's very interesting!"
"I hug you. Your friend Irena."
What do you want?
- Fuck your motorcycle!
What are you looking for in life?
Do allowance. Where it hides,
and then lick your fingers...
Sit down, friend!
Where are you taking me?
At first I wanted to go on nature, but
your appearance suggested a different idea!
Forward!
Do you want to take me to the whores?
- Not.
It seemed to me that you want to
the peasants for a fee, of course!
Smell of vice!
You liked to visit bars with prostitutes,
listen to the language of pederasts!
There you went for a tourist.
Use your opportunities!
Everything will happen in the
open air and with free access.
Well, dare you?
In this dress you look
like the one who you are!
I want to say: to the one who you are not!
Try it! If things get
complicated, I'm nearby.
10.000? - What's your name?
For you - Felomeno.
- So was my father's name!
Mine too. - I love fat men!
And I am thin! - Agree! 10,000!
Sit down
Have crumbs menstruation! Look for another.
- Why do I need another? I want this one!
I said this one is no good.
She has menstruation! Come on!
Come on!
You see, you fool!
We lost a client because of you!
Go-go! - Let me go!
You beat the bread from the professional!
- I'll go with you, just let me go!
Let you go?!
Yes, we now let you in a circle!
Learn what a real dick is! Come on!
Lie down comfortably!
Get down here on the bed!
I said, make yourself comfortable!
Spread your legs, you fool!
My name is Junia, and you?
- Maroka.
Your name is Begonia! Who does not know
you! Have you succumbed? Or not yet?
If you need money,
take all that is for yourself!
I need your ass in a
professional manner!
Now you will be convinced of this!
How do you like my bridesmaid dress?
Very beautiful!
- Indeed? But I'm a real man!
We will be a good pair, Begonit!
Show me what hair you have!
Just like honey, very tasty!
But I prefer the reverse!
I’ll get into it first,
and then those guys over there.
They are normal guys
and they will pay!
For you, this is the highest class!
Elio! Where are you, goat?!
Elio! Elio!
If you did not know that it will please
you, you would show how my ass is bleeding.
I'm sure you liked it!
Begonia, please!
Heck!
I do not want scandals!
What a crap you are! Three fat pigs
poked with their snouts between my legs!
But the biggest pig is you, Elio!
A piece of shit!
OK OK. Come on.
Finally, something else
besides the smell of vice!
Begonia, in this world only one person
can understand you! This man is me!
Understand and accept you!
I like you the way you are!
- What do you want?
Total! And always!
No, I already heard this song!
I did not know how to live with an adult...
Where is my faithful watchdog?
Why is he not there, as usual?
Look at me, "Owl."
I want you to see
me the way I am now!
Crumpled, humiliated, defeated!
What are the advantages of
this model over another?
She translates everything
you say from English.
Say something in English.
I love you forever: body and soul!
I want to make love with you.
Or not?
And this too.
What's the matter? Do you have hemorrhoids?
- I fucked in the ass!
For the first time?
I was raped that way
for the first time.
Very strong man, I guess!
- Four very strong men!
Pig!
I am dying of fear!
They could leave me pregnant!
Or infect with AIDS!
- Do not be rude!
Where has my young
wandering knight gone?
Maybe he followed my advice
and contacted the baby.
"I have an exhibition in Tokyo, so I will
not be until the thirty-first number."
"If anything,
call me at the Royal Capital Hotel."
I need help, Ignacio!
I am dying of fear!
Contrary to your recommendations,
I went down to hell!
My second "I" was not
as brave as I thought!
I kiss you.
Call me, even from the North Pole!
I love you, my old man!
Call me, I'm waiting!
Oh my God! Where are these red spots?!
See my face and discover the
obvious, "Owl"! I'm scared!
I need help,
but I don't know who to turn to!
Where are they, my former lovers,
my admirers, ready to give my life for me?
Food to the gynecologist!
Listen!
Do you spend me? - Of course!
Sit down
Where we go?
- To the gynecologist.
I, too?
Have not seen you for a long time.
- I tried to forget you.
And could not? - Naturally.
Do you have a mom?
- No, I have no mother!
And you are looking for a mom?
- If you agree...
Looking for a pervert mother! Is not it?
No, I do not know why I said this...
I do not want to learn your vices.
Right! There are no vices in me, on the
contrary, I grew up without losing innocence.
Now say: what do you want from me?
- Is it unclear?
You may be clear,
but I have never had such an itch before!
You went the fastest way!
- It's true, but offensive.
Want me to ask for forgiveness?
- Yes!
Sorry! - Stand on your knees!
What are you doing?
- I get on my knees.
I accept forgiveness, sit down.
I just want to protect you!
“I don’t think I need it...”
Wait here.
- Should I go with you?
It is not even allowed to husbands.
Listen to the radio and wait for me.
What? - Nothing will pass.
Have you been to the Amazon jungle?
- I'm not joking!
When did it happen?
- Last tuesday.
You can dress.
The specks that scare you
so much is a small thing.
These are insects that are easy to get.
They are usually called pubic louse.
Have you heard of them? Regarding everything
else, it is necessary to make analyzes.
Then it turns out whether
there is a pregnancy.
Let's wait for the first
results, they will be ready soon.
Although you do not say, I see you
had a traumatic sexual relationship!
I tell you frankly: you have anus rupture.
The vagina is very sore!
Perhaps there was an infection.
- I was raped!
Have you announced this?
- No, I'm not going to do it!
Your business!
Regarding pubic lice, a course of
treatment is a couple of weeks,
even if it seems to you
that they have disappeared.
As for the rest...
Let's do tests for AIDS. “If I die,
it’s better not to know about it!”
Let's wait a couple of months, not more.
- Good.
Anna! Special family treatment.
- Good.
Bye Begonia. - Until.
Marian! Why are you here?
- I am pregnant!
How? - I will have a girl!
What do you call?
- I do not even know...
But still? - Begonia... Begonia!
I'll call her Begonia!
Indeed?
At the dacha! Take care of her.
Marian! You have nothing
left of that bubble?
Candy for you.
May I ask? - Ask.
What did you buy for yourself?
Dust?
The spiders who feed on my
blood settled in my pubic hair.
Pubic lice?
- Exactly. What have you been to?
Once.
- How did you pick them up?
Whores, and you? And how are you?
- Playing in whores.
You have been silent for ten minutes.
What are you thinking about?
It doesn't seem like a whore's house!
I always speak the truth, but not
directly, so that they do not believe.
What do you want to drink?
- Same as you.
Sit down.
Lovers in the seventeenth century, too,
strolled under the windows of his beloved.
Are you in love with me?
- Awful!
You do not know me.
- I want to know you!
Without deviousness!
Tell me what you need from me?
Everything!
- It does not say anything. What else?
I wanna be with you! I want to marry you!
Sleep, write and crap with you!
I want to learn everything from you!
If you lie with me now,
I will reward you with pubic lice.
Nothing, we will pour dust together!
- That's not all...
When I played a whore,
they mocked me so that
Perhaps I'm pregnant is not known
from whom! Maybe I have AIDS...
Or both!
I do not care! - I doubt it!
Try me!
In the store you can buy a bottle
of champagne and a few condoms.
I do not like condoms!
- How old are you?
Eighteen. - And I'm thirty-six!
So what?
Handle me carefully,
everything hurts me, up to the nails!
I want this doll to be at
my house constantly...
And so I had pupae from her!
Mom, they are here.
Is he your husband?
We love each other and
live as husband and wife!
But, if you insist,
we can get married.
How old are you, senor?
- I am an adult, I am 18 years old!
Begonia, I will close my eyes to
this, but this is the last time!
I doubt you'll be
happy with him!
Have you been waiting for something else?
I wish you happiness, sister!
There is nothing better
than a young husband!
I always wanted everything
to be like this!
Watch, arms crossed,
at the man when he washes!
I've never seen this before.
“But I take a shower every day.”
I imagined it differently.
- How did you imagine that?
With an adult man, a lot older than
you, who has such a beard!
And kneeling...
Everything that is said
about love came to my rescue!
I wanted to love, to sacrifice myself,
not expecting the slightest reward!
All from the heart if you
want to reap the heart!
When you love,
life ceases to be magic...
You can not love until
you survive the suffering!
Take me, damn love!
And so on and so forth...
In any case, everything that
I expected from him is over!
It ended when love came to our
life, this last deception!
Long live the young! Hooray young!
Sorry, are you late?
“No, the witnesses just haven't come yet.”
They are about to come.
I have no witnesses, and my bride
is waiting for me there inside.
Can you lend yours?
- If they come, no problem!
Look, here they are!
- Finally! I thought you would not come!
Hi beauty!
Marriage is an act regulated by the
provisions of a civil constitution...
Code. In marriage, besides the love that
exists between you, there is more...
the whole complex of rights and
obligations reflected in the civil code,
which provides equality,
mutual assistance and respect.
Article sixty-six says: "A husband
and wife have the same rights...
and duties. ”Article sixty-seven:“
A husband and wife must respect...
each other, help each other and act
in the interests of their family."
Article sixty-eight: "Spouses are
obliged to live together and abide...
loyalty to each other."
Dona Begonia Uesueta,
do you agree to marry don...
Daniel Martinez De Niro? - Yes!
Don Daniel Martinez De Niro,
do you agree to marry dona...
Wesueta Begonia? - Yes!
Exchange rings as a
sign of mutual love!
By the authority given
to me by the constitution
and the law,
I declare you husband and wife!
In good time!
You are welcome.
In good time! - Congratulations!
You are happy? - Yes!
Whether... tse... measures... ka...
My doll had no business...
The doll lived in my house...
The doll read detective novels...
The doll loved to watch movies...
A few months later the
doll was devastated!
My second "you" was gradually
divided to create a new person.
The reaction was terrible!
What and to whom was my life chained?
I warned you!
But you answered: "I can live
with your sins, I like them!"
Is this your car? Heck!
This time I'm crying!
And choose! And ordering!
Hey, baby, here one nun
wants to hang out over a lot!
Crumbs, scamp out of here! And you too!
Yes?
Elio, after a year and a half, Begonia
calls you again from the next world!
At that time? What happened?
This is the time of Begonias, you know or
knew at other times. I need you urgently!
If you insist in half an hour.
Begonia!
Begonia!
What happened?
Sit down
Well, bitch, get ready!
Now you will be fucked as
never before in my life fucked!
Do you love me?
Not! Daniel! Say, say,
"I love you!" Say you understand me!
And you?
For more than a year I have not
heard anything about you, Begonia.
But I know you well enough
to understand what you want!
You want to be alone!
Your mother has become a mystery.
She does not understand herself.
I do not know how to bring my love
to the heart of another person.
I will try to do it with you,
my baby, who came from nothing...
whom I love, without knowing
why, and why so much!
You were born to slay my love!
You will live for nothing and,
nevertheless, live your life.
No one will explain my riddle to you.
I screamed in bouts of orgasm
just so that you were born!