The Hatton Garden Job (2017) - full transcript
In April 2015, the Hatton Garden Safe Deposit Company, an underground safe deposit facility in London's Hatton Garden area, was burgled by 4 elderly men. The total stolen may have a value of up to £200 million, the incident has been called the "largest burglary in English legal history."
(INTENSE UPBEAT MUSIC)
(ELECTRICAL FIZZLING)
Subtitles by explosiveskull
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: Now,
as pretty as they are
these little things are more
than just a girl's best friend.
What you see here is the backbone
of our economic structure.
The tangible assets with which
you can measure ones wealth.
What comes with that wealth
is a life that you an
I can only dream of.
A life only attainable for
the few and far between.
The lucky elite.
The way I see it,
luck is what happens
when preparation
meets opportunity.
If you find this is out of reach
there's only one
thing you can do.
Steal it.
(POLICE SIRENS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Thieving and deceiving is
not what it used to be.
The targets have changed,
the skill set different.
If I'm considered old school
Judas Jack here is the
twinkle in crimes eye.
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
Where our thieving fore
fathers robbed the banks...
(SNORING)
We rob the bankers.
They strip the
public of billions
while themselves live
in a new gilded age.
About time they
pay a little back.
(ALARM RINGING)
(ROCK MUSIC)
Of course, gold on its
own is just shiny metal.
You need to know
who can shift it.
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I see things
mighty clear today
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm breathing
clean fresh air today
♪ I'm alive
♪ Yes I am
♪ I'm real
♪ I can taste and
touch and see and feel
♪ I'm alive
The hell was that?
♪ I'm alive
XXX VOICEOVER: Speaking
of precious metals
in this old game, subtlety is
worth its weight in the stuff.
Hold it Jack.
Hang out the gate son.
EMMA: Come with
me, thank you.
You know I'm wearing a
boys money, you know that.
FRANK: You need to
keep your mouth shut.
XXX VOICEOVER:
The problem with kids
they can't keep their gobs shut.
♪ I need gold in my hand
♪ Die for me
♪ Your eyes will see
♪ All I need
♪ Is your honesty
♪ Follow me
I better get it back.
What are you trying to say?
I need it for the
thieves, he's pricing it.
If you can't do the
time, don't do the crime.
♪ Hustle baby hustle
XXX VOICEOVER: Prison
is an occupational hazard
but if you're clever.
Name.
XXX VOICEOVER: You can
come out with a lot more
than you went in with.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Zoltan here, is knee deep
in the Hungarian mob.
Turns out his boss was looking
for someone to pull a job.
A job bigger than I've
ever heard of before.
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
I walked in with just
the shirt on my back.
Three years later, I'm
leaving with something
that could be my
early retirement.
My measure of wealth.
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
You should know that
it's not real silver.
XXX VOICEOVER:
Erzebet Zslondos.
Zoltans Hungarian mob boss.
You're looking at the most
powerful woman in Europe.
Tell me what you know
about Hatton Gardens.
It's the centre of
the jewellery industry.
Always has been.
Ground zero for every
diamond and emerald
ruby, pearl that
comes into London.
But back in the day
Hatton Garden was
like target practise
for every Tom, Dick, and
Harry with a sawn off
and now forget it.
I know all about
beneath the stores.
You mean the vault?
ERZEBET: You realise
how much is in there?
You'd need undisturbed access.
Keys, alarm codes, let
alone a TV surveillance.
If I could get you inside
what would you say?
That is silver isn't it?
(ROCK MUSIC)
You know I thought
you'd start slowing down
in your advanced years Danny.
Nah, they won't
be able to catch me
if I don't stop won't they?
Hello my son.
So, you missing D-wig?
Not a lick.
It was more interesting
than I thought though.
Don't tell me, you
have a job lined up.
Big one.
I've heard it all before.
Everyone who goes inside
always meets someone
who promises the Earth.
99.9% of it is utter bollocks.
Trust me, this is the 0.1.
Am I the bloke that gets
taken down by bullshit?
And you thought of
an old git like me?
Top of my list.
Top of the pops eh?
I'm flattered.
I wouldn't be, it was
a pretty short list.
There's your tea.
Yeah.
See me out throw that geezer?
XXX: Yeah, bloody hell.
Mug.
Bloody hell.
XXX: Yeah, now
the way I see it.
This is an old school gig.
It needs an old school crew.
I know some fellas.
Real faces from way back when.
Yeah?
But they're...
Well spit it out.
There's old school
and then there's just old.
Give me a couple of days.
I know just the guy
to get this done.
BRIAN: How long
you known this fella?
He's a chap.
Why us?
He's sick of working
with cartoon characters
who don't know the code.
The world's changed Brian.
Not a lot left
can do what we do.
Most of them are in here.
If what he says is right
and we pull this off
it will be the biggest
tom in history.
XXX VOICEOVER: Tom,
tom foolery, jewellery.
For those wondering.
These old timers love
their word games.
I have to get up five
times a night to take a piss.
You need your brains tested
if you think I can
handle this type of blag.
I'm sorry Danny boy,
no hard feelings eh?
If you change your mind.
Come on Rocky.
(SIRENS)
XXX VOICEOVER: The problem
with having Danny out there
chumming the water
sooner or later, we're
gonna attract a few sharks.
Frank Baskin took early
retirement from the old bill
a year after sending me down.
Marcus Ford, there ain't
much that happens in London
without him knowing about it.
Word is the Hungarians
are gonna take down
the Hatton Garden vault.
I can put a stop to it.
What, and start a war
with the Hungarians?
Let them keep their
shiny little stones.
So what can I do for you?
Lot of memories in here mate.
Good and bad.
Just like that vault.
I want those memories back.
Yeah I did.
I took a screenshot of
his passwords, the lot.
There was even videos
of his girlfriend.
TEENAGER: That's cold.
What are you
looking at old man?
Couple of cartoon characters.
Old prick.
Who does he think he is?
So who's running this?
And who's running you?
It doesn't matter.
It matters to me.
How do I know it's on the level?
You can trust him.
I'm not asking
you, I'm asking him.
He's a complete stranger to me.
I want to know I'm not
walking into a stretch
I won't walk out of.
Look.
They're setting us up here.
And they're getting me in okay?
What else do you want to know?
And the only walking
I plan on doing
is off into the sunset
preferably on nice, white sand.
Yeah well, I'm no cowboy
and I don't want
any wild west shows.
We do this my way.
Fine.
They'll raise bloody
hell once we've done it.
They can raise the
Titanic for all I care
as long as we walk
free and clear.
How many?
We'll keep it small.
Just the three of
us and a driver.
Bit of muscle.
Anyone in mind?
I know just the fella.
(CAR REVVING)
XXX VOICEOVER: Kenny Collins.
Someone who can be our eyes
and ears on the outside.
Are you insane?
That's a disabled space.
Read that and weep son.
(LAUGHS)
XXX VOICEOVER: The daft
git has got chronic emphysema
and he still does 40 a day.
But as a driver
he'll do us proud.
Muscle?
BRIAN AND DANNY:
Terry Perkins.
XXX VOICEOVER:
Pulled off the biggest
cash blag in British history.
Spent most of the
90s on the run.
Well, you say on the run.
He was living back
at his mums house.
Police would have found him
if they'd bothered to check.
In the end, he couldn't
do with all the nagging
so he handed himself in,
went back to the shovel.
Regardless, he
served out his time.
I happen to know he's itching
to get back in the game.
That's the last
time now right Ter?
XXX VOICEOVER:
He has the skills
and he has the experience,
he's exactly what we need.
My lighter.
Cheeky bastard.
Alright, so I'll get us a cab.
No, I'm walking home.
Healthy heart, healthy mind.
Whoever's bankrolling
this job, do you trust them?
As much as they
trust me, yeah.
We're gonna need
a space to work
and some dust to get
the ball rolling.
I've got that covered.
We've got a lot to do.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
He won't help you.
Thought you'd retired.
Just listen.
Hatton Gardens,
something's going down.
Tell me what you know.
Hatton Garden, I don't.
Think very carefully
about the next words that
pop out that mouth of yours.
I might have heard something.
But it's mental, you
wouldn't believe me
if I told you anyway.
Try me.
They've got a bunch
of old timers on the go.
Proper relics, we're
talking the Walking Dead.
Keep going.
I heard they drink
out at the Railway.
Look it's bollocks.
There's no way a
bunch of old timers
are gonna pull off
something like that.
You hear anything else
you let me know.
Of course.
Is that it?
You can go now.
This is my car.
And I need to
make a phone call.
I won't ask you again.
This is why you've
got no friends Frank.
So there's this bloke,
he's out for a stroll
and he's taking a walk
down a great long pier
and he notices that
down at the end of it
there's this woman and
she's in a wheelchair.
Well as he gets a bit closer
he notices she's quite
a good looking bird
but she's crying her heart out.
So he says to her,
"Oh come on darling
"what's the matter with you?
"Why are you crying?"
Well she looks at
him and she says
"Men don't look at me.
"I'm 30 years of age and
I've never been hugged."
Well now I mean, this is
breaking the blokes heart right?
So he leans in and he gives
her a great big hug, yeah.
And this brings a
smile to her face.
But straightaway,
she's crying again.
So he says to her,
"Now come on."
He says, "What's
the matter with you?
"What's with all these tears?"
Well she looks up again with
these big, sad, beautiful eyes
and she says, "It's just that
"I've never been
kissed by a man."
Well now look, I mean
this bloke is just out
for a stroll isn't he?
He's not after any
romantic assignation.
But then he thinks about
it, he looks around.
I mean the pier's empty,
there's no one around.
So he leans and he gives
her this great big smacker.
(LAUGHS)
Kiss of her lifetime right?
Now, this bird should be
floating on air right?
But no.
She's crying again.
Bingo.
Floods of it.
Now look, the bloke is
getting a bit frustrated
now isn't he?
I mean he's just spent five
minutes of his life on this
which he's not gonna get back
and he still hasn't
managed to cheer her up.
I know the feeling.
(SCOFFS)
So he asks her again,
"Now come on darling
"what's the matter with you?
"What are you crying about?"
Well there's a pause.
And she looks up
to him and she says
"Well, I've never been fucked."
So what, what happened?
What does he do?
Well it's a
beautiful night right?
No one around, empty pier.
What do you think
he's gonna do eh?
Yeah.
He pushes her off
the end of the pier.
She drops down into
the drink 50 foot.
He looks over, there she
is bobbing up and down
in her wheelchair like a cog
and he calls out to her
"Well now you are completely
fucked aren't ya?"
(LAUGHS)
You are a sick man Terry.
You don't know the half of it.
I don't get it.
Oh Jesus.
Right enough fun and games.
Time to get down to
some brass tacks.
You gonna tell us what
this job is or what?
We're taking down the Hatton
Garden safe deposit vault.
The vault?
The one and only.
This is mental.
It's monumental.
It's impossible.
You'd never get past
the alarms and the doors.
That alone...
Sorted.
He's got access to the building.
Security alarm codes.
Access to the
basement, the vault?
That's all on us.
XXX VOICEOVER: 88th
and 90 Hatton Garden
sits within the heart of
Londons gold and diamond trade.
We're talking about
one of the most secure
retail districts in the country.
The place which the lucky
elite use as their playground.
The place that
holds the real loot
has no need to show
off to the public.
They keep their
secrets buried deep.
(ROCK MUSIC)
The only access
downstairs to the vault
is by the security
staircase which is locked
behind a coded
double steel door.
Lift access to the
vault is blocked
to maximise the
security of the vault.
There are no cameras in
the basement or vault
in order to protect
the identities
of those who use this facility.
The only way in or out is
through the main security gate.
The vault door is as
thick as it's wide.
This thing would hold
back a nuclear explosion.
Only God knows the treasures
that are held inside.
It's been a pleasure.
Hope you will be
back Mr. Beaton.
Call me John, and the
pleasure's all mine.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(SIRENS)
TERRY: How much do you
think is in there? All in.
Honestly?
It's impossible to know.
I mean, the shady bastards
that use the place
hide it there for a reason.
But rough estimate
anywhere between
one and two hundred.
I'm not sure.
That's a lot of risk
for at best what, 40K each?
Million Kenny.
Between one and two
hundred million.
Jesus.
The risks don't seem quite
so bad now do they Kenny?
We do a tenth of that
and we're talking the biggest
blingo blag in history.
You got a way in?
I got a few ideas, yeah.
TERRY: And you
think we're up to it?
I mean, take a look around.
We're not exactly in
the prime of our lives.
OAPs Eleven.
(CHUCKLES)
If we all play our
part, I know we can.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
TERRY: Where do we start?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
What do you want
me to do about it?
I'm on my way to work.
BRIAN: I want to know
everything about that place.
What time they open,
what time they close.
Staff rotations, in and out.
I want it all,
that's on you Terry.
Danny, we're gonna
need some tools.
Nothing traceable.
(VENDERS YELLING)
We're talking second-hand
gear all the way.
Check the markets.
It's not a bargain hunt Danny.
I don't care what you pay
just make sure everything works.
We don't want to find
ourselves down there
with nothing but our
limp dicks in our hands.
Limp dick?
Speak for yourself.
(LAUGHING)
Kenny, transportation.
You're our white van man.
Where's my envelope?
It's in the post.
(PHONE RINGING)
Fucking day.
Make the most of it
you know what I mean.
Saucy little prick.
Did you clock big and ugly?
Yeah.
Plain clothed security.
We're gonna get
noticed if we hang
around here much longer.
Well trainspotting we ain't.
Small.
Medium.
Medium.
Fucking hell Kenny, why
is your head so big?
(LAUGHING)
Well it's not because of
the size of his brain is it?
Behind that gate leads
to a communal corridor.
We can access it
from the inside.
Sorry about that,
I had to get some.
Bloody hell.
What?
That shit will kill you.
It's addiction Kenny.
I can't stop eating them.
I'm diabetic you silly sod.
BRIAN: With four hours of
work but it's gonna be tight.
Bloody hell.
You know what,
you'll have to start
cutting down the carbs Brian.
I only eat bread and
butter these days anyway.
Tasty.
Bloody hell Ken,
keep it down will ya?
You've got a volume button
on that hearing aid of yours.
Use it.
There's a camera here.
And a camera here.
And an alarm point here.
Have a look at that.
Any help you can give us,
you'll be most welcome.
Have a good look.
Thank you!
Magic.
So all we need now is a date.
Got one in mind?
I hope you like
chocolate eggs.
Easter?
BRIAN: Yup.
Whole place will be closed down
over the holiday weekend.
Easter.
Not just a pretty face are ya?
(MELLOW MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: The
Hungarians are known
for keeping their
word, no matter what.
Problem is, they hold everyone
else to the same standard.
She's not giving me a master
key and some alarm codes.
She's selling them to me.
The price is precious stones
14 million quids worth
of the little bastards
and if this job goes
south and I don't get them
I'll be paying for this
envelope with me life.
I like you, don't let me down.
So finally, he comes
running to the passenger door
and he tells me to
wind my window down.
Right around the court.
(LAUGHING)
He's having a laugh isn't he?
Do you mind?
You what?
I can't hear myself
think over here.
Not with you lot
screaming and shouting
like a lot of pissy girls.
Go home then.
Moany old bastard.
(LAUGHS)
Kids today, no respect.
Guys, shots.
BRIAN: You alright Terrance?
Shots? Cheers!
(YELLING AND LAUGHING)
Come on!
How old are you son?
Come again?
You heard me.
How old are you?
19.
19 eh?
Well my friend there
is 66 years old.
Now my math ain't great
but I'm thinking that gives
him about 40 odd years on you.
Yeah so?
So, he's not very happy
about the way you
just spoke to him
and he wants you to
apologise to him.
Oh yeah?
And what if I don't?
Well it's a free country.
So far anyway.
Exactly.
And I'm free to tell
some miserable old twat
to wind his neck
in if I want to.
(KIDS LAUGH)
You seem like a
smart young lad.
Do you want to play
a game with me?
Nothing physical, I struggle
to get my shoes on these days
let alone battling
with lumps like you.
Alright.
What kind of game?
So I've got one
question for you.
Now this is not just
any old question.
This one requires
a lot of thought.
You get it right and I'll
buy you and your buddies
a round of shots and you can
make as much noise as you like
and I'll take my miserable
old mates over to the corner.
YOUNG MAN: What
if he gets it wrong?
Then you have to apologise
to my good friend here.
Yeah alright.
This will be the easiest
drink I've ever earned.
Okay.
You get one chance to answer.
So here's your question.
The man who invented
it, didn't want it.
The man who bought
it, didn't need it.
The man who needs
it, doesn't know it.
What is it?
Can you repeat that?
No.
Come on.
What's the clever brain
of yours telling you?
I don't know, what is it?
A coffin.
YOUNG MAN: A coffin
yeah, very good.
Nice one!
Alright.
Guess you'd better get these
old chaps a few drinks.
Erzebet.
Marcus.
Surprised to see me?
I didn't hear that
you were coming to town.
Slipped my mind to call.
Business?
Pleasure.
You know how I like to gamble.
You coming out ahead?
Always.
And what about you?
You feeling lucky?
I don't bet unless I know
I'm gonna get what I want.
Well that's not gambling.
No.
It's winning.
KENNY: So, why
are you doing it?
Think of the
things we've done.
I mean, between the four of us.
We could have, no, should have
bought a small country for
the money we've nicked.
Look at us now, four old farts
living in the same grotty
bit of London we grew up in.
No one cares.
Bunch of mad men them
lot, I'm telling you.
(LAUGHS)
Can I get.
Thanks.
Well you lot look like
you enjoyed yourself.
BRIAN: Wish I could
same the same for you.
Yeah it's been
an interesting day.
Old fella next door to me
he was a bin man.
God bless the soppy sod
but it makes me think of myself.
Why did I even bother?
I'm doing this because
I want to be remembered.
I just want a tart on one arm
a Rolex on the other.
You know what I'm talking about.
(LAUGHS)
These friends of yours,
how heavy are we talking?
The war criminal type.
And if the job goes south?
Red boys up on
Newberry street mate.
Do you want directions?
FRANK: Get in.
You still old bill?
I heard you took
early retirement.
FRANK: I said get in.
You're playing a
very dangerous game.
I know.
I really shouldn't
walk when it's dark.
You never know what you're
gonna step in or will I?
I'm talking about
the Hungarians.
I've been mixing with
wrong ones for 25 years.
When a firm from
out of town starts
recruiting for a big job
word gets out.
A lot of valuable assets
in that old vault.
Job like that could
make or break a man.
This a friendly
warning to steer clear?
I ain't your friend.
You gonna shop
me to your mates?
Once a filth always a filth.
Let's just say I have different
employers these days eh?
What the fuck do you want?
(CHUCKLES)
XXX VOICEOVER:
Men like Frank Baskin
always have an angle.
This job just got a
lot more complicated.
FRANK: So your crew,
they can handle it yeah?
They're at the
top of their game.
(ROCK MUSIC)
We got a problem.
Yeah I ain't your
Aprils Fool Danny alright.
Brian.
What?
DANNY: He's collapsed.
Shit.
DANNY: But you're
gonna be alright.
Don't you worry about me.
I'll be good.
Doctor's given me some
pills, liven me up
and ease the pain.
This is all I really
need is some rest.
And avoid all stress.
It will take more than this
to put your old man down.
Speaking of rest.
Yeah we'll finish our tea
then we'll be on our way.
This changes nothing.
The jobs tomorrow.
I know when it is.
I'll be fine.
Fine?
I'll be fine.
What about him?
What about your son?
Because it seems to me
he might not be
that enthusiastic
about you wiping your own ass
and going on a fucking job.
You do your bit, I'll do mine.
We see this through to the end.
Fuck.
I'm hearing you have problems.
Listen, I don't want to
cause offence or anything
but whoever told
you that is wrong.
Frank Baskin and you
have become close no?
He's the cop who sent me down.
He's an asshole, he's
retired, he's nobody.
I do not like the
company of men like him.
Today is Good Friday, the
day of the crucifixion.
You have until the resurrection
to make my delivery.
And not one day later.
Do you understand me?
Yeah.
Good luck.
Paul's got him banged up.
Won't even let me talk with him.
We need to break him out.
Break him out you tit,
what are you talking about?
It's not Alcatraz.
You got a better idea?
As a matter of fact, I do.
Brian sits this one out.
It's his job.
No, it's our job.
Brian came up with the
plan and it's a good one.
I can't believe we're
having this conversation.
As opposed to what?
Can't we just speak to Paul?
Look Danny, I know that
you and Brian are close.
But he's out.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Slow down on it Kenny!
We're gonna get
our collars felt.
(LAUGHS)
Yes Miss Daisy.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: Luck,
it's time to go make me own.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
How was that? Good clean mate?
Where the hell is Brian?
He's here.
DANNY: Brian!
Hello mate.
Shall we?
You didn't think I
was gonna miss out
on a clean like this did ya?
(ALARM BEEPING)
(MULTIPLE ALARMS BEEPING)
(ALARM BEEPS)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(SINGING INCOHERENTLY)
XXX: Ready go
in? There you go.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(LOCK BREAKS)
(GRINDING)
(DOOR BUZZER)
Do come in.
(DOOR BUZZER)
You...
are mine.
(LAUGHS)
Come on gents.
Let's drill ourselves
a little hole shall we?
(SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE)
(CLOCK TICKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
I need a break.
DANNY: No, no, I'll do this.
How far are we in?
TERRY: Half way.
What?
In 90 minutes? Jesus Christ.
Well these were built to
withstand an atomic bomb.
What did you expect?
Three hours a hole, we're
gonna be doing four of them.
Right.
Well we'll do it in three.
Three?
We're not gonna get through
there in three hours.
No, but these two will.
Whatever it takes.
Right, let's crack on.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
TERRY: I need to piss.
What?
Well I suppose
taking a piss down here
is out of the question.
Where am I going?
Through there,
down the corridor.
Last one on the right.
Right.
Kenny, how you doing
out there? You alright?
All good, you?
Slow and steady at the moment.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Trust me, I'm due a winner hey?
(CHUCKLES)
We all are mate. We all are.
But stay sharp yeah?
Will do.
(ALARM BUZZING QUIETLY)
(PHONE RINGING)
We got a problem.
Come on.
(URINATING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Danny, what are you doing?
It's not me, it's this thing.
Let me have a go.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
I think we might have
tripped a silent alarm.
FRANK: You think?
Look, I deactivated it
but it still seems
to be kicking out
some sort of a signal.
Has anyone turned up?
What do you reckon?
No, not yet but.
FRANK: So what do you
want me to do about it?
What I want you to do?
You to be old bill,
make a phone call.
Find out if we're
burnt or not please.
Calm down.
If you had tripped that alarm
it would go to whatever
private phone they use.
No, no, no. Screw
this we're walking.
FRANK: You're
in deep now boy.
One call from me and I'll
see you right back inside.
You ain't walking anywhere
until you get my box.
You'll get your box alright.
Fucking hell!
You were quick.
Who were you talking to?
Jesus!
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Cut the power!
Say that again?
He's been talking to
someone about our job.
Could be old bill
for all we know.
Behave!
TERRY: He was on
the phone, I heard him!
We tripped a silent alarm.
I had to make that call.
Make sure that we
were in the clear.
Who were you talking to?
He's an ex-cop.
Oh bill, I knew it!
He's retired, he
doesn't do it anymore.
He doesn't know who
any of you guys are.
You're insulated.
He's helping us for fucks sake.
Nothing's changed.
Helping how?
He's got a guy on the
inside of the alarm company.
He says we're all clear.
Does he expect a cut?
No.
Not exactly, bomb box, a box.
Box 175, he said if
we get it for him
all is clear.
How many boxes are
in there Brian?
That is a fucking deal.
What you thinking?
I'm thinking
we have to finish
what we set out to do.
This is madness.
Yeah, well we all
knew what we were
getting into in
the start of this.
If the police had been
alerted they'd be here by now.
You don't know that.
Well that's the risk
we've got to take.
Yeah.
Well, you're the governor.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Dance
♪ Dance
♪ Oh baby
♪ Everybody get on the floor
♪ Make you feel at home now
♪ I wanna
♪ Dance to the beat
♪ Music loud to take your soul
♪ Let the rhythm take control
♪ I wanna
♪ Move to the beat
♪ I keep checking
for the time to see
♪ Cause I'm waiting for
someone to just dance with me
♪ And I won't turn around
until I feel the beat
♪ On my back on my feet
♪ I believe I can see I wanna
♪ Dance
♪ To the beat
♪ I wanna dance
♪ To the beat
♪ Oh you know all I wanna do
♪ I wanna dance
♪ To the beat
(COUGHING)
(HONKS HORN)
Jesus!
Come in, are you there?
TERRY: One, two!
KENNY: Are you
there, can you hear me?
Yeah we can hear you.
There's someone
at the front door.
Looks like they're coming in.
XXX: Shit.
I told you already.
You know where I
am, I'm on Comwell.
Stacy, I don't know any Stacy.
I ain't paid enough
for this shit.
He's gone.
TERRY: Looks like your
man came through for us.
XXX: Yeah.
We need to get that
ram ready fellas.
Yeah I'm on it.
Let's get this core
drill back on eh?
You alright?
Don't you worry about me.
XXX: I worry about everyone.
Yeah well, I'll be fine.
I never expected to
spend my 67th birthday
knee deep in
something like this.
Yeah well, we
get in that vault
and you could be
spending your 68th
knee deep in something
much sweeter.
Do they sell Viagra
in the Costa Del Sol?
(LAUGHING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
XXX: We're through.
(CHUCKLING)
Jesus.
XXX VOICEOVER: The
three holes are completed.
All we have to do now
is use a hydraulic ram
to smash that metal object out
of the way so we can get in
and take our measure of wealth.
We need to push that cabinet
over on the other side.
It's bolted into the
concrete top and bottom.
It's gonna take some shoving.
At least we don't have to
worry about damaging it eh?
BRIAN: Exactly.
Slow and steady boys.
That's the name of the game.
(HYDRAULIC RAM KNOCKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
DANNY: One sec.
Do you know what
you're doing there?
Yes, I know what I'm doing.
Let me have a look.
I said I've got it.
(YELLING)
Don't you touch me!
Brian!
Brian?
Brian?
Brian, you okay mate?
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong with him?
XXX: Brian?
DANNY: Brian!
Where's your pills?
TERRY: We're buggered.
XXX VOICEOVER: Turns out,
the compressor cable was shot.
A 15 quid spare part just
cost us 14 million in loot.
Yes Terry, we are indeed...
Shit.
XXX VOICEOVER: Buggered.
Shit.
Alright that's it, we're done.
TERRY: Go on.
DANNY: Do what?
TERRY: We're done.
Kenny, side
door, five minutes.
KENNY: On my way.
What about the? Terry?
We're out, it's over.
Come on, get him out of here.
XXX: Danny, you do clean up.
DANNY: Shit!
Shit.
(TYRES SQUEALING)
XXX VOICEOVER: And like that
it was over.
We were so close,
I could taste it.
Now all I can taste, concrete.
What's going on?
What's up with Brian?
Where's the gear?
Drive!
(ENGINE REVVING)
(PHONE BEEPS)
Fuck you Frank.
(PHONE BEEPS)
Shit.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck it! Fuck it!
Hello lads.
Anyone fancy a game of pool?
Another time then.
(PHONE RINGS)
Can I get a plate please?
BARTENDER: One second.
Danny, it's Brian.
Hello?
(YELLING)
What are you
doing you silly sod?
It's only us.
I thought you were...
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's okay.
From what Brian tells us
you got every
reason to be jumpy.
What else did he say?
We should finish the job.
It will be crawling
with old bill by now.
Are you stupid?
I've been back.
The place is like a ghost town.
No one even noticed
we've been in there.
What about the ram?
So what do you think?
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
TERRY: Here we are.
(RAM KNOCKING)
(CABINET CRASHES)
(INTENSE UPBEAT MUSIC)
Alright, my little beauties.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You're gonna like this.
Let's try that.
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I see things
mighty clear today
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm breathing
clean fresh air
♪ I'm alive
♪ Yes I am
♪ I'm real
♪ I can taste and
touch and see and feel
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm doing my thing
and singing my song
♪ I'm alive
♪ Hey
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Baby baby baby baby baby
♪ I'm a man
♪ Who cares if my
hairs a little bit long
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm a man
♪ And I'm red I'm yellow
I'm black and I'm tan
♪ I'm a man
♪ I'm alive
♪ Sitting here
yelling doing my thing
♪ I'm alive
♪ You better believe it
♪ I'm no stone
♪ And I'm no rock
♪ I'm alive
♪ No piece of metal yet
♪ Oh
♪ I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive
♪ Hey
♪ I'm alive ya'll
♪ Hey
♪ And I'm free
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And its so right
Wait, 175, 175.
Alright son, plenty
more where that came from.
Terry?
TERRY: Yeah?
XXX: That's my box.
Understood.
Right, I'm out.
Whoa, whoa,
there's so much more.
I've got all I need.
There you go Danny.
DANNY: You take care son.
Thanks mate.
Coming through.
(LAUGHING)
He's like a kid
in the sweet shop.
Yeah well you
know what they say?
Too many sweets rot your teeth.
Yeah well, that's
what dentures are for.
Look, you go on.
We'll clear up here.
It's been a pleasure.
Won't be seeing you around.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SIRENS)
Yeah just shut up and listen.
Now I need to move fast and
I'm willing to pay well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah pull
in. This will do.
Fuck me, what did you
rob? The crown jewels?
Go on.
That should set us straight.
Yeah I mean, yeah I guess so.
(CHUCKLES)
I hate this fucking car.
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
Good seeing you again Judas.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER:
So, here we are.
I have the stones,
I have the money
and I have the box.
What a difference a day makes.
All I have to do now
is make sure that
we all walk away
from this scott free.
I wasn't lying when I
said I trusted Jack.
I trust him to do
what he does best.
You did it then didn't ya?
You could have just
called me you know?
I knew Jack would
give you the message.
Look it's there,
just take it and go.
I'll be taking a bit
more than that my friend.
XXX VOICEOVER: Frank was
always gonna sell me out.
I saw that coming a mile off.
Bag, now.
I believe those belong to me.
XXX VOICEOVER:
There's something else
that you should
know about sharks.
There's only one
thing that they fear.
A bigger shark.
Why is he here?
He said I had to get
that box for him didn't he?
Said if I didn't,
he'd fit me up.
Me and my crew go back inside.
Let's see what you
were ordered to get.
FRANK: Don't.
(GUN COCKS)
Alright.
I liked working with you.
Pick it up Frank.
FRANK: Alright.
Take the box and go.
So I guess I owe
you one now then do I?
I don't want a
fucking thing from you.
Just tell me that me
and my crew are clear.
You're clear.
One hell of a blag you
pulled off there eh?
I suppose I got lucky.
You make your own luck.
Nah, you steal it.
There is one thing you
can do for me Frank.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ I deceive
♪ Because I can
♪ I can see
♪ The master plan
♪ And I'll leave
♪ The gold in my hand
♪ Her eyes will see
We're gonna do
a lot of business
you and I Francis.
XXX VOICEOVER: For many,
this life is an addiction.
I look forward to that.
♪ Hustle for eleven baby
♪ Hustle for life
♪ Hold my hand
♪ And make a cup
of joe for a night
♪ Wake up in the morning
I'm still looking for mine
♪ No I don't break bread
♪ But I drink all the wine
♪ I believe
♪ I'm a hustler for life
XXX VOICEOVER:
But that ain't me.
The sun-soaked early retirement
will suit me just fine.
What?
You want to know what
happened to the others?
Thieves have broken into
a vault in Central London
making off with the contents
of 300 safety deposit boxes.
The burglary happened
in Hatton Garden
known as Londons Jewellery.
XXX VOICEOVER: They executed
the biggest theft in history.
They were walking on
water, I kid you not.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
There's more money in loot
than in your wildest dreams.
The rule you have to follow
in order to not get caught
is 100% discretion.
Not living it up,
flashing the cash
or showing off your
new measure of wealth.
You just quietly blend
into the background.
The happiness you
feel is something
that you never want to end ever.
But because of this wombat
he only lasted six sodden weeks.
I've been back.
Place is like a ghost town.
XXX VOICEOVER:
On the second night
Kenny recced the place
And he decided to
go in his own car
instead of the unmarked van.
There was so much loot
rolling around the big smoke
anyone who touched
it got burned.
Some more deserving than others.
Frank was true to his word.
He came through on that
favour I asked of him.
Oh, and the reason
they never caught me?
Give me a name.
At least.
Sorry.
I never got his name.
Name.
♪ Now I'm laughing
if you don't know why
♪ I phone my love
just to hear her smile
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ Girl in the queue
got her eye on you
♪ Think you're in
♪ And she's looking for sin
♪ Yeah you're not wrong
♪ She wants to know
what's in your pocket
♪ Singing that song
♪ Dig it all night long
Subtitles by explosiveskull
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is if
you're tough enough
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Shake my tree
♪ Where's the apple for me
♪ Tickle my feet with the enemy
♪ No point laughing
if you don't know why
♪ I phone my love
just to hear her smile
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
(ELECTRICAL FIZZLING)
Subtitles by explosiveskull
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: Now,
as pretty as they are
these little things are more
than just a girl's best friend.
What you see here is the backbone
of our economic structure.
The tangible assets with which
you can measure ones wealth.
What comes with that wealth
is a life that you an
I can only dream of.
A life only attainable for
the few and far between.
The lucky elite.
The way I see it,
luck is what happens
when preparation
meets opportunity.
If you find this is out of reach
there's only one
thing you can do.
Steal it.
(POLICE SIRENS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Thieving and deceiving is
not what it used to be.
The targets have changed,
the skill set different.
If I'm considered old school
Judas Jack here is the
twinkle in crimes eye.
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
Where our thieving fore
fathers robbed the banks...
(SNORING)
We rob the bankers.
They strip the
public of billions
while themselves live
in a new gilded age.
About time they
pay a little back.
(ALARM RINGING)
(ROCK MUSIC)
Of course, gold on its
own is just shiny metal.
You need to know
who can shift it.
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I see things
mighty clear today
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm breathing
clean fresh air today
♪ I'm alive
♪ Yes I am
♪ I'm real
♪ I can taste and
touch and see and feel
♪ I'm alive
The hell was that?
♪ I'm alive
XXX VOICEOVER: Speaking
of precious metals
in this old game, subtlety is
worth its weight in the stuff.
Hold it Jack.
Hang out the gate son.
EMMA: Come with
me, thank you.
You know I'm wearing a
boys money, you know that.
FRANK: You need to
keep your mouth shut.
XXX VOICEOVER:
The problem with kids
they can't keep their gobs shut.
♪ I need gold in my hand
♪ Die for me
♪ Your eyes will see
♪ All I need
♪ Is your honesty
♪ Follow me
I better get it back.
What are you trying to say?
I need it for the
thieves, he's pricing it.
If you can't do the
time, don't do the crime.
♪ Hustle baby hustle
XXX VOICEOVER: Prison
is an occupational hazard
but if you're clever.
Name.
XXX VOICEOVER: You can
come out with a lot more
than you went in with.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Zoltan here, is knee deep
in the Hungarian mob.
Turns out his boss was looking
for someone to pull a job.
A job bigger than I've
ever heard of before.
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
I walked in with just
the shirt on my back.
Three years later, I'm
leaving with something
that could be my
early retirement.
My measure of wealth.
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
You should know that
it's not real silver.
XXX VOICEOVER:
Erzebet Zslondos.
Zoltans Hungarian mob boss.
You're looking at the most
powerful woman in Europe.
Tell me what you know
about Hatton Gardens.
It's the centre of
the jewellery industry.
Always has been.
Ground zero for every
diamond and emerald
ruby, pearl that
comes into London.
But back in the day
Hatton Garden was
like target practise
for every Tom, Dick, and
Harry with a sawn off
and now forget it.
I know all about
beneath the stores.
You mean the vault?
ERZEBET: You realise
how much is in there?
You'd need undisturbed access.
Keys, alarm codes, let
alone a TV surveillance.
If I could get you inside
what would you say?
That is silver isn't it?
(ROCK MUSIC)
You know I thought
you'd start slowing down
in your advanced years Danny.
Nah, they won't
be able to catch me
if I don't stop won't they?
Hello my son.
So, you missing D-wig?
Not a lick.
It was more interesting
than I thought though.
Don't tell me, you
have a job lined up.
Big one.
I've heard it all before.
Everyone who goes inside
always meets someone
who promises the Earth.
99.9% of it is utter bollocks.
Trust me, this is the 0.1.
Am I the bloke that gets
taken down by bullshit?
And you thought of
an old git like me?
Top of my list.
Top of the pops eh?
I'm flattered.
I wouldn't be, it was
a pretty short list.
There's your tea.
Yeah.
See me out throw that geezer?
XXX: Yeah, bloody hell.
Mug.
Bloody hell.
XXX: Yeah, now
the way I see it.
This is an old school gig.
It needs an old school crew.
I know some fellas.
Real faces from way back when.
Yeah?
But they're...
Well spit it out.
There's old school
and then there's just old.
Give me a couple of days.
I know just the guy
to get this done.
BRIAN: How long
you known this fella?
He's a chap.
Why us?
He's sick of working
with cartoon characters
who don't know the code.
The world's changed Brian.
Not a lot left
can do what we do.
Most of them are in here.
If what he says is right
and we pull this off
it will be the biggest
tom in history.
XXX VOICEOVER: Tom,
tom foolery, jewellery.
For those wondering.
These old timers love
their word games.
I have to get up five
times a night to take a piss.
You need your brains tested
if you think I can
handle this type of blag.
I'm sorry Danny boy,
no hard feelings eh?
If you change your mind.
Come on Rocky.
(SIRENS)
XXX VOICEOVER: The problem
with having Danny out there
chumming the water
sooner or later, we're
gonna attract a few sharks.
Frank Baskin took early
retirement from the old bill
a year after sending me down.
Marcus Ford, there ain't
much that happens in London
without him knowing about it.
Word is the Hungarians
are gonna take down
the Hatton Garden vault.
I can put a stop to it.
What, and start a war
with the Hungarians?
Let them keep their
shiny little stones.
So what can I do for you?
Lot of memories in here mate.
Good and bad.
Just like that vault.
I want those memories back.
Yeah I did.
I took a screenshot of
his passwords, the lot.
There was even videos
of his girlfriend.
TEENAGER: That's cold.
What are you
looking at old man?
Couple of cartoon characters.
Old prick.
Who does he think he is?
So who's running this?
And who's running you?
It doesn't matter.
It matters to me.
How do I know it's on the level?
You can trust him.
I'm not asking
you, I'm asking him.
He's a complete stranger to me.
I want to know I'm not
walking into a stretch
I won't walk out of.
Look.
They're setting us up here.
And they're getting me in okay?
What else do you want to know?
And the only walking
I plan on doing
is off into the sunset
preferably on nice, white sand.
Yeah well, I'm no cowboy
and I don't want
any wild west shows.
We do this my way.
Fine.
They'll raise bloody
hell once we've done it.
They can raise the
Titanic for all I care
as long as we walk
free and clear.
How many?
We'll keep it small.
Just the three of
us and a driver.
Bit of muscle.
Anyone in mind?
I know just the fella.
(CAR REVVING)
XXX VOICEOVER: Kenny Collins.
Someone who can be our eyes
and ears on the outside.
Are you insane?
That's a disabled space.
Read that and weep son.
(LAUGHS)
XXX VOICEOVER: The daft
git has got chronic emphysema
and he still does 40 a day.
But as a driver
he'll do us proud.
Muscle?
BRIAN AND DANNY:
Terry Perkins.
XXX VOICEOVER:
Pulled off the biggest
cash blag in British history.
Spent most of the
90s on the run.
Well, you say on the run.
He was living back
at his mums house.
Police would have found him
if they'd bothered to check.
In the end, he couldn't
do with all the nagging
so he handed himself in,
went back to the shovel.
Regardless, he
served out his time.
I happen to know he's itching
to get back in the game.
That's the last
time now right Ter?
XXX VOICEOVER:
He has the skills
and he has the experience,
he's exactly what we need.
My lighter.
Cheeky bastard.
Alright, so I'll get us a cab.
No, I'm walking home.
Healthy heart, healthy mind.
Whoever's bankrolling
this job, do you trust them?
As much as they
trust me, yeah.
We're gonna need
a space to work
and some dust to get
the ball rolling.
I've got that covered.
We've got a lot to do.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
He won't help you.
Thought you'd retired.
Just listen.
Hatton Gardens,
something's going down.
Tell me what you know.
Hatton Garden, I don't.
Think very carefully
about the next words that
pop out that mouth of yours.
I might have heard something.
But it's mental, you
wouldn't believe me
if I told you anyway.
Try me.
They've got a bunch
of old timers on the go.
Proper relics, we're
talking the Walking Dead.
Keep going.
I heard they drink
out at the Railway.
Look it's bollocks.
There's no way a
bunch of old timers
are gonna pull off
something like that.
You hear anything else
you let me know.
Of course.
Is that it?
You can go now.
This is my car.
And I need to
make a phone call.
I won't ask you again.
This is why you've
got no friends Frank.
So there's this bloke,
he's out for a stroll
and he's taking a walk
down a great long pier
and he notices that
down at the end of it
there's this woman and
she's in a wheelchair.
Well as he gets a bit closer
he notices she's quite
a good looking bird
but she's crying her heart out.
So he says to her,
"Oh come on darling
"what's the matter with you?
"Why are you crying?"
Well she looks at
him and she says
"Men don't look at me.
"I'm 30 years of age and
I've never been hugged."
Well now I mean, this is
breaking the blokes heart right?
So he leans in and he gives
her a great big hug, yeah.
And this brings a
smile to her face.
But straightaway,
she's crying again.
So he says to her,
"Now come on."
He says, "What's
the matter with you?
"What's with all these tears?"
Well she looks up again with
these big, sad, beautiful eyes
and she says, "It's just that
"I've never been
kissed by a man."
Well now look, I mean
this bloke is just out
for a stroll isn't he?
He's not after any
romantic assignation.
But then he thinks about
it, he looks around.
I mean the pier's empty,
there's no one around.
So he leans and he gives
her this great big smacker.
(LAUGHS)
Kiss of her lifetime right?
Now, this bird should be
floating on air right?
But no.
She's crying again.
Bingo.
Floods of it.
Now look, the bloke is
getting a bit frustrated
now isn't he?
I mean he's just spent five
minutes of his life on this
which he's not gonna get back
and he still hasn't
managed to cheer her up.
I know the feeling.
(SCOFFS)
So he asks her again,
"Now come on darling
"what's the matter with you?
"What are you crying about?"
Well there's a pause.
And she looks up
to him and she says
"Well, I've never been fucked."
So what, what happened?
What does he do?
Well it's a
beautiful night right?
No one around, empty pier.
What do you think
he's gonna do eh?
Yeah.
He pushes her off
the end of the pier.
She drops down into
the drink 50 foot.
He looks over, there she
is bobbing up and down
in her wheelchair like a cog
and he calls out to her
"Well now you are completely
fucked aren't ya?"
(LAUGHS)
You are a sick man Terry.
You don't know the half of it.
I don't get it.
Oh Jesus.
Right enough fun and games.
Time to get down to
some brass tacks.
You gonna tell us what
this job is or what?
We're taking down the Hatton
Garden safe deposit vault.
The vault?
The one and only.
This is mental.
It's monumental.
It's impossible.
You'd never get past
the alarms and the doors.
That alone...
Sorted.
He's got access to the building.
Security alarm codes.
Access to the
basement, the vault?
That's all on us.
XXX VOICEOVER: 88th
and 90 Hatton Garden
sits within the heart of
Londons gold and diamond trade.
We're talking about
one of the most secure
retail districts in the country.
The place which the lucky
elite use as their playground.
The place that
holds the real loot
has no need to show
off to the public.
They keep their
secrets buried deep.
(ROCK MUSIC)
The only access
downstairs to the vault
is by the security
staircase which is locked
behind a coded
double steel door.
Lift access to the
vault is blocked
to maximise the
security of the vault.
There are no cameras in
the basement or vault
in order to protect
the identities
of those who use this facility.
The only way in or out is
through the main security gate.
The vault door is as
thick as it's wide.
This thing would hold
back a nuclear explosion.
Only God knows the treasures
that are held inside.
It's been a pleasure.
Hope you will be
back Mr. Beaton.
Call me John, and the
pleasure's all mine.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(SIRENS)
TERRY: How much do you
think is in there? All in.
Honestly?
It's impossible to know.
I mean, the shady bastards
that use the place
hide it there for a reason.
But rough estimate
anywhere between
one and two hundred.
I'm not sure.
That's a lot of risk
for at best what, 40K each?
Million Kenny.
Between one and two
hundred million.
Jesus.
The risks don't seem quite
so bad now do they Kenny?
We do a tenth of that
and we're talking the biggest
blingo blag in history.
You got a way in?
I got a few ideas, yeah.
TERRY: And you
think we're up to it?
I mean, take a look around.
We're not exactly in
the prime of our lives.
OAPs Eleven.
(CHUCKLES)
If we all play our
part, I know we can.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
TERRY: Where do we start?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
What do you want
me to do about it?
I'm on my way to work.
BRIAN: I want to know
everything about that place.
What time they open,
what time they close.
Staff rotations, in and out.
I want it all,
that's on you Terry.
Danny, we're gonna
need some tools.
Nothing traceable.
(VENDERS YELLING)
We're talking second-hand
gear all the way.
Check the markets.
It's not a bargain hunt Danny.
I don't care what you pay
just make sure everything works.
We don't want to find
ourselves down there
with nothing but our
limp dicks in our hands.
Limp dick?
Speak for yourself.
(LAUGHING)
Kenny, transportation.
You're our white van man.
Where's my envelope?
It's in the post.
(PHONE RINGING)
Fucking day.
Make the most of it
you know what I mean.
Saucy little prick.
Did you clock big and ugly?
Yeah.
Plain clothed security.
We're gonna get
noticed if we hang
around here much longer.
Well trainspotting we ain't.
Small.
Medium.
Medium.
Fucking hell Kenny, why
is your head so big?
(LAUGHING)
Well it's not because of
the size of his brain is it?
Behind that gate leads
to a communal corridor.
We can access it
from the inside.
Sorry about that,
I had to get some.
Bloody hell.
What?
That shit will kill you.
It's addiction Kenny.
I can't stop eating them.
I'm diabetic you silly sod.
BRIAN: With four hours of
work but it's gonna be tight.
Bloody hell.
You know what,
you'll have to start
cutting down the carbs Brian.
I only eat bread and
butter these days anyway.
Tasty.
Bloody hell Ken,
keep it down will ya?
You've got a volume button
on that hearing aid of yours.
Use it.
There's a camera here.
And a camera here.
And an alarm point here.
Have a look at that.
Any help you can give us,
you'll be most welcome.
Have a good look.
Thank you!
Magic.
So all we need now is a date.
Got one in mind?
I hope you like
chocolate eggs.
Easter?
BRIAN: Yup.
Whole place will be closed down
over the holiday weekend.
Easter.
Not just a pretty face are ya?
(MELLOW MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: The
Hungarians are known
for keeping their
word, no matter what.
Problem is, they hold everyone
else to the same standard.
She's not giving me a master
key and some alarm codes.
She's selling them to me.
The price is precious stones
14 million quids worth
of the little bastards
and if this job goes
south and I don't get them
I'll be paying for this
envelope with me life.
I like you, don't let me down.
So finally, he comes
running to the passenger door
and he tells me to
wind my window down.
Right around the court.
(LAUGHING)
He's having a laugh isn't he?
Do you mind?
You what?
I can't hear myself
think over here.
Not with you lot
screaming and shouting
like a lot of pissy girls.
Go home then.
Moany old bastard.
(LAUGHS)
Kids today, no respect.
Guys, shots.
BRIAN: You alright Terrance?
Shots? Cheers!
(YELLING AND LAUGHING)
Come on!
How old are you son?
Come again?
You heard me.
How old are you?
19.
19 eh?
Well my friend there
is 66 years old.
Now my math ain't great
but I'm thinking that gives
him about 40 odd years on you.
Yeah so?
So, he's not very happy
about the way you
just spoke to him
and he wants you to
apologise to him.
Oh yeah?
And what if I don't?
Well it's a free country.
So far anyway.
Exactly.
And I'm free to tell
some miserable old twat
to wind his neck
in if I want to.
(KIDS LAUGH)
You seem like a
smart young lad.
Do you want to play
a game with me?
Nothing physical, I struggle
to get my shoes on these days
let alone battling
with lumps like you.
Alright.
What kind of game?
So I've got one
question for you.
Now this is not just
any old question.
This one requires
a lot of thought.
You get it right and I'll
buy you and your buddies
a round of shots and you can
make as much noise as you like
and I'll take my miserable
old mates over to the corner.
YOUNG MAN: What
if he gets it wrong?
Then you have to apologise
to my good friend here.
Yeah alright.
This will be the easiest
drink I've ever earned.
Okay.
You get one chance to answer.
So here's your question.
The man who invented
it, didn't want it.
The man who bought
it, didn't need it.
The man who needs
it, doesn't know it.
What is it?
Can you repeat that?
No.
Come on.
What's the clever brain
of yours telling you?
I don't know, what is it?
A coffin.
YOUNG MAN: A coffin
yeah, very good.
Nice one!
Alright.
Guess you'd better get these
old chaps a few drinks.
Erzebet.
Marcus.
Surprised to see me?
I didn't hear that
you were coming to town.
Slipped my mind to call.
Business?
Pleasure.
You know how I like to gamble.
You coming out ahead?
Always.
And what about you?
You feeling lucky?
I don't bet unless I know
I'm gonna get what I want.
Well that's not gambling.
No.
It's winning.
KENNY: So, why
are you doing it?
Think of the
things we've done.
I mean, between the four of us.
We could have, no, should have
bought a small country for
the money we've nicked.
Look at us now, four old farts
living in the same grotty
bit of London we grew up in.
No one cares.
Bunch of mad men them
lot, I'm telling you.
(LAUGHS)
Can I get.
Thanks.
Well you lot look like
you enjoyed yourself.
BRIAN: Wish I could
same the same for you.
Yeah it's been
an interesting day.
Old fella next door to me
he was a bin man.
God bless the soppy sod
but it makes me think of myself.
Why did I even bother?
I'm doing this because
I want to be remembered.
I just want a tart on one arm
a Rolex on the other.
You know what I'm talking about.
(LAUGHS)
These friends of yours,
how heavy are we talking?
The war criminal type.
And if the job goes south?
Red boys up on
Newberry street mate.
Do you want directions?
FRANK: Get in.
You still old bill?
I heard you took
early retirement.
FRANK: I said get in.
You're playing a
very dangerous game.
I know.
I really shouldn't
walk when it's dark.
You never know what you're
gonna step in or will I?
I'm talking about
the Hungarians.
I've been mixing with
wrong ones for 25 years.
When a firm from
out of town starts
recruiting for a big job
word gets out.
A lot of valuable assets
in that old vault.
Job like that could
make or break a man.
This a friendly
warning to steer clear?
I ain't your friend.
You gonna shop
me to your mates?
Once a filth always a filth.
Let's just say I have different
employers these days eh?
What the fuck do you want?
(CHUCKLES)
XXX VOICEOVER:
Men like Frank Baskin
always have an angle.
This job just got a
lot more complicated.
FRANK: So your crew,
they can handle it yeah?
They're at the
top of their game.
(ROCK MUSIC)
We got a problem.
Yeah I ain't your
Aprils Fool Danny alright.
Brian.
What?
DANNY: He's collapsed.
Shit.
DANNY: But you're
gonna be alright.
Don't you worry about me.
I'll be good.
Doctor's given me some
pills, liven me up
and ease the pain.
This is all I really
need is some rest.
And avoid all stress.
It will take more than this
to put your old man down.
Speaking of rest.
Yeah we'll finish our tea
then we'll be on our way.
This changes nothing.
The jobs tomorrow.
I know when it is.
I'll be fine.
Fine?
I'll be fine.
What about him?
What about your son?
Because it seems to me
he might not be
that enthusiastic
about you wiping your own ass
and going on a fucking job.
You do your bit, I'll do mine.
We see this through to the end.
Fuck.
I'm hearing you have problems.
Listen, I don't want to
cause offence or anything
but whoever told
you that is wrong.
Frank Baskin and you
have become close no?
He's the cop who sent me down.
He's an asshole, he's
retired, he's nobody.
I do not like the
company of men like him.
Today is Good Friday, the
day of the crucifixion.
You have until the resurrection
to make my delivery.
And not one day later.
Do you understand me?
Yeah.
Good luck.
Paul's got him banged up.
Won't even let me talk with him.
We need to break him out.
Break him out you tit,
what are you talking about?
It's not Alcatraz.
You got a better idea?
As a matter of fact, I do.
Brian sits this one out.
It's his job.
No, it's our job.
Brian came up with the
plan and it's a good one.
I can't believe we're
having this conversation.
As opposed to what?
Can't we just speak to Paul?
Look Danny, I know that
you and Brian are close.
But he's out.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Slow down on it Kenny!
We're gonna get
our collars felt.
(LAUGHS)
Yes Miss Daisy.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER: Luck,
it's time to go make me own.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
How was that? Good clean mate?
Where the hell is Brian?
He's here.
DANNY: Brian!
Hello mate.
Shall we?
You didn't think I
was gonna miss out
on a clean like this did ya?
(ALARM BEEPING)
(MULTIPLE ALARMS BEEPING)
(ALARM BEEPS)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(SINGING INCOHERENTLY)
XXX: Ready go
in? There you go.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(LOCK BREAKS)
(GRINDING)
(DOOR BUZZER)
Do come in.
(DOOR BUZZER)
You...
are mine.
(LAUGHS)
Come on gents.
Let's drill ourselves
a little hole shall we?
(SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE)
(CLOCK TICKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
I need a break.
DANNY: No, no, I'll do this.
How far are we in?
TERRY: Half way.
What?
In 90 minutes? Jesus Christ.
Well these were built to
withstand an atomic bomb.
What did you expect?
Three hours a hole, we're
gonna be doing four of them.
Right.
Well we'll do it in three.
Three?
We're not gonna get through
there in three hours.
No, but these two will.
Whatever it takes.
Right, let's crack on.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
TERRY: I need to piss.
What?
Well I suppose
taking a piss down here
is out of the question.
Where am I going?
Through there,
down the corridor.
Last one on the right.
Right.
Kenny, how you doing
out there? You alright?
All good, you?
Slow and steady at the moment.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Trust me, I'm due a winner hey?
(CHUCKLES)
We all are mate. We all are.
But stay sharp yeah?
Will do.
(ALARM BUZZING QUIETLY)
(PHONE RINGING)
We got a problem.
Come on.
(URINATING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Danny, what are you doing?
It's not me, it's this thing.
Let me have a go.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
I think we might have
tripped a silent alarm.
FRANK: You think?
Look, I deactivated it
but it still seems
to be kicking out
some sort of a signal.
Has anyone turned up?
What do you reckon?
No, not yet but.
FRANK: So what do you
want me to do about it?
What I want you to do?
You to be old bill,
make a phone call.
Find out if we're
burnt or not please.
Calm down.
If you had tripped that alarm
it would go to whatever
private phone they use.
No, no, no. Screw
this we're walking.
FRANK: You're
in deep now boy.
One call from me and I'll
see you right back inside.
You ain't walking anywhere
until you get my box.
You'll get your box alright.
Fucking hell!
You were quick.
Who were you talking to?
Jesus!
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Cut the power!
Say that again?
He's been talking to
someone about our job.
Could be old bill
for all we know.
Behave!
TERRY: He was on
the phone, I heard him!
We tripped a silent alarm.
I had to make that call.
Make sure that we
were in the clear.
Who were you talking to?
He's an ex-cop.
Oh bill, I knew it!
He's retired, he
doesn't do it anymore.
He doesn't know who
any of you guys are.
You're insulated.
He's helping us for fucks sake.
Nothing's changed.
Helping how?
He's got a guy on the
inside of the alarm company.
He says we're all clear.
Does he expect a cut?
No.
Not exactly, bomb box, a box.
Box 175, he said if
we get it for him
all is clear.
How many boxes are
in there Brian?
That is a fucking deal.
What you thinking?
I'm thinking
we have to finish
what we set out to do.
This is madness.
Yeah, well we all
knew what we were
getting into in
the start of this.
If the police had been
alerted they'd be here by now.
You don't know that.
Well that's the risk
we've got to take.
Yeah.
Well, you're the governor.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Dance
♪ Dance
♪ Oh baby
♪ Everybody get on the floor
♪ Make you feel at home now
♪ I wanna
♪ Dance to the beat
♪ Music loud to take your soul
♪ Let the rhythm take control
♪ I wanna
♪ Move to the beat
♪ I keep checking
for the time to see
♪ Cause I'm waiting for
someone to just dance with me
♪ And I won't turn around
until I feel the beat
♪ On my back on my feet
♪ I believe I can see I wanna
♪ Dance
♪ To the beat
♪ I wanna dance
♪ To the beat
♪ Oh you know all I wanna do
♪ I wanna dance
♪ To the beat
(COUGHING)
(HONKS HORN)
Jesus!
Come in, are you there?
TERRY: One, two!
KENNY: Are you
there, can you hear me?
Yeah we can hear you.
There's someone
at the front door.
Looks like they're coming in.
XXX: Shit.
I told you already.
You know where I
am, I'm on Comwell.
Stacy, I don't know any Stacy.
I ain't paid enough
for this shit.
He's gone.
TERRY: Looks like your
man came through for us.
XXX: Yeah.
We need to get that
ram ready fellas.
Yeah I'm on it.
Let's get this core
drill back on eh?
You alright?
Don't you worry about me.
XXX: I worry about everyone.
Yeah well, I'll be fine.
I never expected to
spend my 67th birthday
knee deep in
something like this.
Yeah well, we
get in that vault
and you could be
spending your 68th
knee deep in something
much sweeter.
Do they sell Viagra
in the Costa Del Sol?
(LAUGHING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
XXX: We're through.
(CHUCKLING)
Jesus.
XXX VOICEOVER: The
three holes are completed.
All we have to do now
is use a hydraulic ram
to smash that metal object out
of the way so we can get in
and take our measure of wealth.
We need to push that cabinet
over on the other side.
It's bolted into the
concrete top and bottom.
It's gonna take some shoving.
At least we don't have to
worry about damaging it eh?
BRIAN: Exactly.
Slow and steady boys.
That's the name of the game.
(HYDRAULIC RAM KNOCKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
DANNY: One sec.
Do you know what
you're doing there?
Yes, I know what I'm doing.
Let me have a look.
I said I've got it.
(YELLING)
Don't you touch me!
Brian!
Brian?
Brian?
Brian, you okay mate?
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong with him?
XXX: Brian?
DANNY: Brian!
Where's your pills?
TERRY: We're buggered.
XXX VOICEOVER: Turns out,
the compressor cable was shot.
A 15 quid spare part just
cost us 14 million in loot.
Yes Terry, we are indeed...
Shit.
XXX VOICEOVER: Buggered.
Shit.
Alright that's it, we're done.
TERRY: Go on.
DANNY: Do what?
TERRY: We're done.
Kenny, side
door, five minutes.
KENNY: On my way.
What about the? Terry?
We're out, it's over.
Come on, get him out of here.
XXX: Danny, you do clean up.
DANNY: Shit!
Shit.
(TYRES SQUEALING)
XXX VOICEOVER: And like that
it was over.
We were so close,
I could taste it.
Now all I can taste, concrete.
What's going on?
What's up with Brian?
Where's the gear?
Drive!
(ENGINE REVVING)
(PHONE BEEPS)
Fuck you Frank.
(PHONE BEEPS)
Shit.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck it! Fuck it!
Hello lads.
Anyone fancy a game of pool?
Another time then.
(PHONE RINGS)
Can I get a plate please?
BARTENDER: One second.
Danny, it's Brian.
Hello?
(YELLING)
What are you
doing you silly sod?
It's only us.
I thought you were...
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's okay.
From what Brian tells us
you got every
reason to be jumpy.
What else did he say?
We should finish the job.
It will be crawling
with old bill by now.
Are you stupid?
I've been back.
The place is like a ghost town.
No one even noticed
we've been in there.
What about the ram?
So what do you think?
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
TERRY: Here we are.
(RAM KNOCKING)
(CABINET CRASHES)
(INTENSE UPBEAT MUSIC)
Alright, my little beauties.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You're gonna like this.
Let's try that.
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I see things
mighty clear today
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm breathing
clean fresh air
♪ I'm alive
♪ Yes I am
♪ I'm real
♪ I can taste and
touch and see and feel
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I'm doing my thing
and singing my song
♪ I'm alive
♪ Hey
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Baby baby baby baby baby
♪ I'm a man
♪ Who cares if my
hairs a little bit long
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm a man
♪ And I'm red I'm yellow
I'm black and I'm tan
♪ I'm a man
♪ I'm alive
♪ Sitting here
yelling doing my thing
♪ I'm alive
♪ You better believe it
♪ I'm no stone
♪ And I'm no rock
♪ I'm alive
♪ No piece of metal yet
♪ Oh
♪ I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive
♪ Hey
♪ I'm alive ya'll
♪ Hey
♪ And I'm free
♪ I'm alive
♪ I'm alive
♪ And its so right
Wait, 175, 175.
Alright son, plenty
more where that came from.
Terry?
TERRY: Yeah?
XXX: That's my box.
Understood.
Right, I'm out.
Whoa, whoa,
there's so much more.
I've got all I need.
There you go Danny.
DANNY: You take care son.
Thanks mate.
Coming through.
(LAUGHING)
He's like a kid
in the sweet shop.
Yeah well you
know what they say?
Too many sweets rot your teeth.
Yeah well, that's
what dentures are for.
Look, you go on.
We'll clear up here.
It's been a pleasure.
Won't be seeing you around.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SIRENS)
Yeah just shut up and listen.
Now I need to move fast and
I'm willing to pay well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah pull
in. This will do.
Fuck me, what did you
rob? The crown jewels?
Go on.
That should set us straight.
Yeah I mean, yeah I guess so.
(CHUCKLES)
I hate this fucking car.
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
Good seeing you again Judas.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
XXX VOICEOVER:
So, here we are.
I have the stones,
I have the money
and I have the box.
What a difference a day makes.
All I have to do now
is make sure that
we all walk away
from this scott free.
I wasn't lying when I
said I trusted Jack.
I trust him to do
what he does best.
You did it then didn't ya?
You could have just
called me you know?
I knew Jack would
give you the message.
Look it's there,
just take it and go.
I'll be taking a bit
more than that my friend.
XXX VOICEOVER: Frank was
always gonna sell me out.
I saw that coming a mile off.
Bag, now.
I believe those belong to me.
XXX VOICEOVER:
There's something else
that you should
know about sharks.
There's only one
thing that they fear.
A bigger shark.
Why is he here?
He said I had to get
that box for him didn't he?
Said if I didn't,
he'd fit me up.
Me and my crew go back inside.
Let's see what you
were ordered to get.
FRANK: Don't.
(GUN COCKS)
Alright.
I liked working with you.
Pick it up Frank.
FRANK: Alright.
Take the box and go.
So I guess I owe
you one now then do I?
I don't want a
fucking thing from you.
Just tell me that me
and my crew are clear.
You're clear.
One hell of a blag you
pulled off there eh?
I suppose I got lucky.
You make your own luck.
Nah, you steal it.
There is one thing you
can do for me Frank.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ I deceive
♪ Because I can
♪ I can see
♪ The master plan
♪ And I'll leave
♪ The gold in my hand
♪ Her eyes will see
We're gonna do
a lot of business
you and I Francis.
XXX VOICEOVER: For many,
this life is an addiction.
I look forward to that.
♪ Hustle for eleven baby
♪ Hustle for life
♪ Hold my hand
♪ And make a cup
of joe for a night
♪ Wake up in the morning
I'm still looking for mine
♪ No I don't break bread
♪ But I drink all the wine
♪ I believe
♪ I'm a hustler for life
XXX VOICEOVER:
But that ain't me.
The sun-soaked early retirement
will suit me just fine.
What?
You want to know what
happened to the others?
Thieves have broken into
a vault in Central London
making off with the contents
of 300 safety deposit boxes.
The burglary happened
in Hatton Garden
known as Londons Jewellery.
XXX VOICEOVER: They executed
the biggest theft in history.
They were walking on
water, I kid you not.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
There's more money in loot
than in your wildest dreams.
The rule you have to follow
in order to not get caught
is 100% discretion.
Not living it up,
flashing the cash
or showing off your
new measure of wealth.
You just quietly blend
into the background.
The happiness you
feel is something
that you never want to end ever.
But because of this wombat
he only lasted six sodden weeks.
I've been back.
Place is like a ghost town.
XXX VOICEOVER:
On the second night
Kenny recced the place
And he decided to
go in his own car
instead of the unmarked van.
There was so much loot
rolling around the big smoke
anyone who touched
it got burned.
Some more deserving than others.
Frank was true to his word.
He came through on that
favour I asked of him.
Oh, and the reason
they never caught me?
Give me a name.
At least.
Sorry.
I never got his name.
Name.
♪ Now I'm laughing
if you don't know why
♪ I phone my love
just to hear her smile
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ Girl in the queue
got her eye on you
♪ Think you're in
♪ And she's looking for sin
♪ Yeah you're not wrong
♪ She wants to know
what's in your pocket
♪ Singing that song
♪ Dig it all night long
Subtitles by explosiveskull
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is if
you're tough enough
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Shake my tree
♪ Where's the apple for me
♪ Tickle my feet with the enemy
♪ No point laughing
if you don't know why
♪ I phone my love
just to hear her smile
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up if
you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is up
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ The word is
♪ If you're tough enough
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now
♪ Come on
♪ Show what you love now