The Game (2020) - full transcript

"Episode 10"

Yes, babe, what did
you want to tell me?

Frankly, Nisreen, I am so happy
about the time we spent together

But I...

- But...
- You are shy, right?

I am the one who should feel shy
since yesterday

I can't believe there is a man
who would sign on something

without reading its content

It is your legal right. You don't know
what you did for me last night

It made me know for sure
that you really love me

When you signed the list of matrimonial
movables worth 8 million



Love makes miracles

Eight million?

- Eight million?
- Yes

You can't imagine how
much I loved you more

when you signed without thinking

because you know for a fact
you won't divorce me

- Eight million pounds?
- Yes, babe

This is the price I wrote
in the list of matrimonial movable

Don't worry, this is worthless

It won't be used unless
we get a divorce, God forbid

God forbid

What if I want to divorce you now
and give you 100 thousand pounds?

Cash trumps anything else, right?

Babe, you signed on eight million



which means you will pay 8 million

not 7 million and 900
or even 800 thousand pounds

Eight million

Change this subject. God forbid

What did you want to say
to me, naughty boy?

There is nothing naughty to be done
after hearing about the 8 million

Excuse me

What's wrong? Are you okay?

I will be okay. You are really great
I mean it

If I don't get my ring back
I will stop my medications, I swear

Stop it! He will divorce her
and you will get it back

Here he is

So?

What did you do, Wassim?

You can see it on his face
He looks sad for divorcing her

- Or he didn't get the change to do it
- Sure, after the pigeons and chickens

Out with it, did you divorce her or not?

- I can't do it
- Yeah?

Did you fall in love with her, Wassim?

- You loved her, Semsem
- What love are you talking about?

It turns out I signed on eight million
worth of movables

- What?
- How much?

Exactly like you heard

Eight million pounds I have to pay them
first to divorce her

Including the ring or not?

To hell with you and the ring
It costs 11 thousand pounds

So? What will we do now?

One of you has to lend me
the eight million to divorce her

I am willing to give you half my life
to get married to her

- What?
- I am saying nonsense

I don't have many years left
in life to give them to anyone

This way, I have to keep on playing
till I get the money

What do you mean?

She will remain your second wife
till you get that sum!

Don't say this! No one can touch
a single hair of me

as long as I am your husband

- Protect yourself, Wassim
- I do

Mazo, I need you
We have to keep on playing

No matter who wins, I will take the money

What do you mean? I am going
to raise the stakes more now

I got you now, fatso

- Stop it now, here she comes
- Here she comes

It is a pleasure to have you

Please feel free at my home

The pleasure is all ours
my daughter competitor

- Love you
- You are so precious

- Love you
- You are so precious

- Yes
- Yes

Thanks, love. Mom, please
give me this pigeon

- She is my mother by the way
- She is our mother now

No, you are our mother now
Excuse me

Excuse me, dear

From now on, no one will serve you
other than me

My lovely Semsem

Listen, Mr. Mazo

We have two kinds of students here

The first comes here to play
with the private lessons' money

and they will pass their exams for sure
because they pay us good money

Okay

As for the other kind, they are really
worried about the exams

- and we can't afford to lose them
- Yes

What do you want then? Tell me

I want someone to give a geography class
as they've been in there for too long

You should have said this
Here comes Sa'doun

Go and give a geography class

You are heartless, I know that
But can't you see?

The chemistry class destroyed me

I did some experiments
that blew in my face

I will never forget the last experiment

- Where did it blow?
- You are too young for this

It is okay. Asfoura, you will give
the geography class

I can't, I will always fail at geography
I don't know where we are now

- Really?
- Yes

You answer back now, right? Okay
I will give the class

But I won't stay for 30 minutes
Sound the fire alarm after 10 minutes

Okay

What's wrong?

I am tired. Help me sitting, please
I hope I can do it

The explosions...

You always get hurt in
the chemistry class

Thank God we had a baby
before I started the chemistry classes

They really messed me up

I know you are worried because exams
are around the corner

I don't want you to worry

You have to study and
leave the rest to God

But we haven't studied

You haven't taught us
and we haven't studied

Even if you study, it won't be enough

Our lesson today will be about...

how to make small cheat notes

This was my shirt in senior year
in high school

I invented this way before the physics exams
and I have the patent for it

I want each one of you to go home
and write the entire curriculum

on the back of one of his shirts

How can we read it when we write
it on the back?

Cheating requires cooperation

You write it on your back so the one
sitting behind you can read it

If we help each other, we will all succeed

Thanks

- This is my duty
- But I always sit in the front

Who will help me then?

This is my pants in high school

You will write the entire curriculum
on your pants

There is also the modern way

Each one of you will put an earpiece
and wear a veil

I want you all to wear a veil
even Christine the Christian one

What about us boys?
Should we wear a veil too?

No, the boys will wrap gauze around
their heads as if they were hurt

You can buy the air piece for 150 pounds
from Mrs. Tahany at the cafeteria

Mr. Mazo, you have guests outside

Mazmaz

Mazmaz

Yes

- Why are you refusing Shakshoka?
- I am free to do whatever I want

I don't have a place on my team
and I think she brings bad luck

Frankly, my past experience with her
in the game wasn't good

How can we be sure that she isn't
a double agent?

Meaning, she will know our secrets
and tell them to Wassim the fatso

I'd never do this!

I swear on Basiouny's honor

Basiouny's honor!
Shoso, you won't play on my team

Okay, as you like

- Let's go, Shakshoka
- Where are you going to?

I am on my way to the Ministry of Education

I have a document that says

there is a place that was designed
to be an orphanage

but it was turned to a center
for giving private lessons

Don't think badly of him
Maybe he is teaching the orphans

What orphans? The Ministry of Education
will give a big bounty

to anyone who reports his whereabouts

One of his colleagues wrote
an official report saying

that he was fired for misconduct

and that he is forbidden from getting
near children and babies

I am not the colleague
he is talking about

You reminded me of something now

When I was going down the stairs
I stumbled on a document

May God protect you
I do wish this on your enemies

- Thanks, love
- Though you don't have any enemies

It turns out that this document
is a bank statement

so I thought the tax authority
must be searching for it

Remind me of passing by the municipality
on our way home

You have no idea that he even stole
the internet cable form his neighbor

who knows nothing about it till now

who knows nothing about it till now

If the power company knows
he is stealing the electric current

by a wire he took from the light post
down the street

Don't wrong him. Maybe the electric
meter is registered to his wife's name

- No, his name
- What? Do you have to say it?

You saw that they need help
so you are telling them!

I have 3 suitcases in the car filled
with incriminating reports and CDs

What do you say now, son-in-law?

- I say curse...
- What?

I mean whoever wants to play
on my team, is welcomed

- Yes
- The team will be honored, Shosho

Enough, Mr. Wassim
You are going to skin his face

No, his face is all better
Finally, I can see his features

Enough. This is his goatee

- This is not dirt?
- No, a goatee

I am sorry

- Here you go
- Yes

- Do this to all the guests
- Okay

Don't let anyone get in
unless you know him

- Okay
- Be like the sterilization gate

- Okay, get inside
- Okay

- Okay
- Go

- Do you know, Gamil?
- What?

I calculated it last night

If I put my salary, bonus
and my severance pay

I can divorce Nisreen
after 18 years

- 18 years?
- Yes

But everything should go according to plan

I don't want Walid to come
out of the blue again

I can feel him watching me everywhere
and knowing my every move

He is standing next to me
shoulder to shoulder all the time

He is wearing brown

- God!
- How do I know you are not Walid?

- God! Do you suspect me?
- Yes, I do

Tell me something that
no one knows but us

- I will tell you
- Tell me

- Milk makes you get diarrhea
- Milk does this to all people, Walid

Tell me something that no one knows but us

Milk makes you get acute diarrhea

- Acute?
- Yes

Yes, very acute

My dear friend

I am sorry

My dear friend Gamil
Have I lost my mind or what?

It is okay

What is this? Someone is coming

Who is it?

I am scared

Who are you?

I am Basiouny El Malt

El Malt? It is him. Thank God

Enough working, Wassim

Your wives must be fighting
over you now

My wives? I can't stand the house

I can't look Esraa in the eyes

Mr. Wassim

I caught this guy outside

He looks good unlike the
people who come here

This must be the damned Walid

You came here on your own! Give me this

Do you think we will get fooled
by this disguise?

I have a CAT scan in my eyes

X- ray vision

I am not Walid

Someone give me this packaged
and told me to give it to you in private

There is a card with it

Wait

Congrats, groom

300 thousand pounds as a wedding gift

Thanks. Thank you very much

The score is here

The wedding gift, groom

- We will be rich
- Yes, the money is here

- What do you mean?
- You don't play with us

Great

- What is this?
- Listen, Mr. Wassim

It seems the beggars will surround us

I say we hide the money and divide it

- What's wrong?
- Excuse me, guys

We have a special offer
on the fava beans cart

When you buy a fava bean sandwich
you'll take a falafel sandwich for free

- Go to the fava bean cart inside
- Go, guys

Go to the cart

Divide the money and give me my share

- We won't divide this money
- What?

Yes, have you forgotten
about the eight million?

I want to save money
to divorce Nisreen

- Don't divorce her
- I can't, Basiouny

I can't be married
to a woman isn't my wife

- But she is your wife
- No, she isn't

My only wife is Esraa
I don't love anyone but her

Okay then, let Esraa loves you
and you love her

and let Nisreen loves you
and give us our money

so we can all love you

151, 152...

50, 100, 150

If this chair was booby-trapped
it wouldn't be like this

What is this? And what is this?

What is this? You put a book
to balance the chair?

So stupid

Get someone from the engineering
department to fix it

What do you mean? What do you want?
Why don't you buy another chair?

You have lots of money

What do you mean? I won't spend a penny
even if that means working standing

- Standing?
- Yes

- Why?
- Because I need the money for this

Yes, right

What?

Welcome to the game

Congrats on your marriage, Wassim
Your wife is gorgeous

Are you ready for the new challenge?

Yesterday, I was reading a good book
called Guinness World Records

It has all the world records
for anything and everything

I thought those people
are not better than you

I thought those people
are not better than you

You have to enter Guinness World Records
You are the players

and you do this by completing
the next challenge

You or one of your teammates should
enter Guinness World Records

No problem. We have a high score

Don't worry about the formalities
I have friends in Guinness World Records

They filled an application for you
a week ago

An expert who works there will land
here at 5 a.m.

and will come to you after

By the way, the prize this time
is half a million dollars

Bye

- Half a million dollars. Nice
- Very nice

- Very
- Very

- The expert hasn't arrived yet?
- No, not yet

I haven't slept at all
and I have been watching everything

I witnessed her doing it, I swear

You are happy for playing with us
for sure, right, Shakshokty?

Yes, very much, Basbosty

I feel that I have good energy and form

and I will score once I start playing

Tell me the truth

Can you find anyone else with this spirit
and dedication to the game

except for the soccer player
Tarek Hamed?

Are you going to keep on complimenting
each other?

This man plays for the opposite team
Don't sit next to him again

- Okay, boss
- Shut it

The expert is here

Call Mr. Wassim quickly

Good morning, guys
Good morning, Mazo

Why have you come now?
You should have come at noon!

I am sorry, Esso
I was putting Nisreen to bed

I mean I was waiting till she falls asleep
to come

How tender!

And you send me to attend the meeting
at Mazo's?

You go, Esso, I will be right down

then you stay in her room from 9 p.m.
to 6 a.m.

till I die out of anger

He must have been divorcing her!

Stop trying to be funny

I am under a lot of stress right now

You haven't been married
to two women at once

- I am dying to do this
- Yes, you will die if you do it

Don't worry, Esso. You haven't seen her
without makeup in the bedroom!

- Is she that ugly?
- She is really gorgeous

I am having a hard time
not touching her

Don't worry, she can have my body
but my mind and heart are with you

- Really, Wisso
- Yes, Esso, my love

I don't want the mushy
stuff in my house

If you want this mushy stuff
go to your apartment

- Shall we?
- Okay

We can't do it because Nisreen is there

Stop moving and forget about him
I can't sleep

The expert is here

Call Gamil quickly

Peace be upon you
What a lovely gathering!

I thought of passing by to see
if you need something

like taking the breakfast out
or making the trash

The expert is here

Call my mobile quickly
because I can't find it

I won't open

By the way, when there is a knocking
on the door for a third time

you'd expect that he is the same guy
who knocked two times before

but he turns out to be the one you want

- Do you think?
- I can't remember what I said

I can't understand what you said
but I will get the door

No, I don't want anything
Someone is asking about you

- Shall I tell him to go away?
- No, let him in

Come in

Sohail Badr, the expert
from Guinness World Records

To enter the Guinness World Records
you have to do one of two things

Either you break the current world record
or you do something new

A personal thing that gets people's attention

but you can't break any laws

This is the last edition of the book

in case you want to take an idea

"Guinness World Records 2020"

What do you think?
The first one to hold the book using his mouth

- Will I get included in it like this?
- Do you want to get included in this?

The rhino does it every day

Get him the record book
for the best joke this year!

Very funny

- Am I in this way?
- No

Unfortunately, someone
else did it

You will find it on page 718
His name is Habib Guy

He didn't just hold by his mouth
he ate it too

Ate it? This is so hard

I'd like to remind you that you have
24 hours before I take my plane

This is my card

- Habib Guy did it too
- No

Here you go

This doesn't qualify me?

I will start the countdown

"A pigeon"

- What?
- What do you mean? What did you do?

The quickest song in history
It only takes 7 seconds

- Will this qualify us or not?
- No

- Van Dir Mazen from Holland...
- One second

He's from Holland and his name is Mazen?
What if he was a Shawrma seller?

He'd be called Abu Mazen

He wrote a song in 1981
that lasts for a second and a half

A second and a half
It turns out it is so hard, guys

- You are talentless. Listen, Sa'doun
- Yes

Why don't you eat nails? I had a friend
who used to eat them

Why don't you eat nails? I had a friend
who used to eat them

- Let's get him here then
- We can't, he died

- He ate the nails and died right away
- May he rest in peace

Ezalo Galo from Japan

ate two boxes of nails in 1981

He felt so relieved after doing it

- Listen, Mazo
- You speak directly, Zakaraya

Tell us any idea, please

Zakaraya ends with an A or an E?

- Here you go
- What?

I am writing my retirement documents
and they should be mistakes-free

What retirement?
You should focus on the challenge

I thought you'd tell us
something out of the box

Focus on the challenge?
Haven't I told you?

- What?
- I won't participate in this challenge

- This is for the better
- There won't any new suggestions

- Why are you talking like this?
- Because you don't do my ideas

You are treating me as an extra on the team

Play without me and show
me how you will win

Why are yelling, Zakaraya?
Are you going to hit me or what?

Tell me about any idea
I said and failed

The joke about a man who wanted
to sit in a coffee shop and sat on a teapot

It worked

I suggested getting men to harass her
and you fight them

but Wassim stole the idea and it worked

Look at the bird

Even this old trick worked

Stop it, guys

This my first challenge with you
and you are fighting!

Do you have a devil among you?

- No, we have an owl among us
- He means you

- I know but I love owls
- No, sorry, Shoshet

Let them finish one another to see
who the leader is so we can follow him

- What do you want now?
- I don't want anything

I am just finishing my papers

Show me how you are going to play
without me, losers

- He means you
- We will play without you

What would stop us? We will divide
the money into three

Come on! You don't give anything

This one is better

Yes, a lot better

What is this? What are you doing?

I came here to change
and I will leave right away

Leave? Do you want to go out and leave me
in my honeymoon?

Is this the honeymoon
you promised me?

What can I do? You knew me well
before marriage for a whole day

I go from work to home and from home...

- To work, I know
- No, now I go from work to work

I take a full circle

I have two families to support now
You in this room and Esraa in the other

- They count as two households
- God be with you, love

Even if I tell don't go out
for Nisreen's sake?

- Who is Nisreen?
- Nisreen! Me, your wife

If you are busy, we don't have
to spend a whole month

Let's make a honey week
what do you think?

The problem is that I don't
have many days-off left

Not even a single day!

I just want an hour

If I was applying
to Guinness World Records

they'd take for being
the stupidest man on Earth

That's if they see me
as a man to begin with

- Who is Guinness?
- The foreigner partner at work

- Leave me today to...
- Leave me?

Is this something to say for
your wife on her honeymoon?

Anyway, if you see that you rushed
in marrying me, no big deal

If you didn't sign the eight million
worth of movables

I'd say you are not sure of our love

How could you say this?
I am crazy in love with you

How could you say this? You are my love!
Don't ever say it again

Let me make the honeymoon
a surprise for you

This will be much better, right?

You have some sleep

What is this?

Let's do it
Come on, Sa'doun, jump

No

You want to throw me!
Have you lost your mind?

Are you pushing a buffalo?
Has the game made you crazy?

To hell with you
and the Guinness World Records

What's wrong, Sa'doun?
The man in Sri Lanka did it

He jumped off the 10th floor and lived

- What was his name?
- His name...

- Here it is. Mahbat High
- Mahbat High

He was called Mahbat High
before he jumped

but after he jumped, his name became
Mahbat Bye

Mahbat Bye

- Is he better than you?
- Yes, he is way better than me

Why do you want to kill me?
Do you think it is easy?

- It is very easy
- Why don't you jump then?

- I can't
- Why not?

Anyone who jumps, his name should
start with an S, like in Sa'doun

- Really?
- Tell you what, Sa'doun

Jump and I will give
you the whole sum

or I will give it to your inheritors
like Tahany and your family

Why don't you jump and
get it over with?

Let's break the world record
and go to sleep

Shoshet, don't interfere in this
You can go to sleep

You to want me to die. Why?
I want to raise Sa'douna

Sa'doun, can you imagine
that I'd sacrifice my friend to win?

No, I can't imagine it

- I am sure of it
- No

You have to be sure that I secured
the place down before I told you to do it

- Come and take a look
- No

- Look. Don't be afraid
- No

- Look
- What is this?

I put a 20 cm German mattress
that has springs

- Why?
- To bounce back to us when you jump

- Yeah?
- Yes

In your dreams. What are you saying?

- Gharib, are you holding it firmly?
- Yes, Mr. Mazo

Jump, Mr. Sa'doun

- This none of your business
- Do it

- I won't jump
- Sa'doun

- I won't jump
- Sa'doun

Let me go

Welcome

What is it, Mazo?
Are you playing behind my back?

No, darling. Pay good attention

This time I am the main player
and you should be my assistant

Where have you been, Shimaa?

I have been calling you
and searching for you

but you were nowhere to be found

Really, dear?

I am not buying it

Listen, I am playing with
you no matter what

Okay, Shimaa, we didn't complain

Tell you what, Shimaa

You will secure the win for us this time

Really, Mazmoza? How?

The record book says that there
is a man who stayed in the fridge for 12 hours

What was his name, Shosho?

- Tamer
- Tamer. His name was Tamer

He stayed in the fridge for 12 hours

I want you to stay more than Tamer
in the fridge

- He stayed in the fridge for 12 hours
- Yes

- But...
- But what?

Are you going to play with us
and secure the win

or are you going to slack
and make us lose?

Between you and me, I didn't imagine
to win this fast

Are you going to win from the first round?

We can get into the record book
for securing the fastest win in the world

If I knew we'd win this fast
I'd come to work 30 minutes late

Mr. Wassim, we could have gotten
in Guinness World Records

without even a challenge
You have a devilish way of thinking

I don't think, Gamil, as you know

This was not thinking it was confidence

You must have confidence

Believe in yourself
and others will believe you

I believe you, honey

- How great! Right, Basiouny?
- Great. Here we go

I don't want you to clap your hands

Don't worry, love I will do
the best I can to get the money

to get rid of the nightmare called Nisreen

Nightmare? She is a stunner

- I know but I have to say this
- Tell me first then

Here is Sohail

So, Mr. Wassim, tell me
What record will you break?

Sit and drink something first

No, thanks

He is laughing

Should I get in the book for being
the first man to make you laugh?

Unfortunately, I was laughing just
a while ago with Mr. Saeed Almaz

Then he is the first one
to make you sit in a café

Write this down

No, he isn't the first one
to make me sit in a café

The first time I did
it was an hour ago

We were with Saeed Almaz
to celebrate his win

Mr. Wassim, would you tell me
which record you will break, please

- Don't keep me waiting
- The first one to keep you waiting

Write this down

No, Saeed Almaz kept me waiting
That's why I was late

- Tell me, dude
- Okay

My record simply is that I am the fattest
one called Wassim in Egypt and the world

Don't say that Saeed did it

I don't think so, Mr. Wassim

The fattest one is from India
He weighs 300 kilograms

and his name is Wassim...
"Khabour - Trouble"

He also got in trouble
He is so unlucky

This the biggest trouble ever

What does this mean?
I am not the fattest Wassim?

Don't worry, hon
Even if you are not the fattest Wassim

you are the most handsome
fatso in my eyes

- The dirtiest fatso?
- The most handsome fatso! Listen carefully

Excuse me. Bye

- What? Sohail has left
- Wait, Mr. Sohail

Mr. "Saheel", come back

Wait, Mr. Sohail, please
I still have many tricks up my sleeve

- I will impress you
- Excuse me, sir

The check, you left without paying

The first one called Wassim
to leave without paying

No, someone else did it

Wassim Dottie from Rome

Here you go

Here you go

You double-parked
Do you want me to toe it?

What do you think? The first Wassim
to double-park in a side street

No, someone else did it

Wassim El Anfoshy from Alexandria

Okay, I will move it

Nothing is working at all

Give me something, please

Look at this

The first Wassim to give
a beggar 100 pounds

No, it was done before

Wassim Mohammed from El Sharkia

Watch this then

The first Wassim to give
a beggar 200 pounds

No, it was done before

Wassim El-Deen from El Gharbia

Excuse me, Mr. Wassim

I will take the other 100 pounds
to be the first Wassim took the 100 pounds

after giving 200 pounds

You can go, ma'am

Nothing is working at all

Let's go, mother-in-law

You will break the record of holding
your breath for the longest time underwater

Show me how you take a deep breath

You know I have always held my breath
while cooking

No, you are not diving in Molokhya
This is water

I hold my breath underwater

Back in the day, I was a member
in Cairo Water Club

Really? Good for you, but this has nothing
to do with what we will do now

Rest assured, Mazo
Don't worry about Shoshet

She is a great diver and swimmer

Come on, do it. We don't want
to waste any time. Do it

I will put your head in the water

When you feel you are about to die

tap twice on the bathtub

But just when you feel
you are about to die

No!

No!

Don't get me out before
I break the record

Even if you see me gasping for air

Don't get her out even if she dies
and breaks the bathtub

- Let's do it, Shoshet
- Okay, ready?

- I am ready
- Say your final prayers

There is no god but...

What is this knocking?
Is it the police or what? Did they know?

That's not the right time
Hold her head till I come back

- Okay
- Start the time

Let's do it. Get down

Let's start

It is not the door
God! I forgot about you

- Why are you knocking?
- What is it, Mazo?

I have been here for three hours
and 15 minutes

Did we break the record or not?

Not yet, but we are getting there
You must be bored in here

Scroll down your mobile
and time will fly

I won't, I can't feel my body

Listen, Mazo, why don't you...

Keep it together

What are you doing? She will die this way
and they are going to blame us

Leave me, I won't get her out
I won't let our efforts go in vain

31 minutes more and we will win

What? She is about to die

- She is okay
- Can't you see?

- Bastards!
- What is this?

Do you want to kill me?

- What are you doing, woman?
- Bastards

Easy

Didn't you say...

Easy, let go of him

- You are standing and watching
- I got nothing to do with it

He will make us lose

You forgot your wig

Mazo, who is this man
who just got out?

Weren't we putting Shoshet in the water?
Who is he?

Didn't she volunteer for the job?

I am really scared, what about you?

- We lost
- No, we didn't

Yes, Mr. Wassim

Let me check the world record

The fatso is calling

The fatso

Three hours and 14 seconds