The Fearless Hyena (1979) - full transcript

- Master! How are you? - Are you alright?

I'm Iucky to be alive!

We must tell Master Chen

to go into hiding at once

Master, your leg is very badly injured

I think it's best you go into hiding for awhile

We'll cover you

OK, take care

Let's go!

Brother, take care! You too

Let's split up



Go that way!

I see you hiding there

Yen, you running dog of the Qing Dynasty!

Aren't you ashamed of your evil deeds?

Shut up, Ching!

If you tell me where Chen is...

I'll spare your life

and give you a handsome reward!

Stop dreaming! I'm a Sin Yi clan disciple

which is started by none other than the hero Yue Fei

I will not be a traitor

I'm not going to cooperate

Don't think that having a few evil tricks

will help you terrorize us



I'll fight you, even if it kills me!

You should give it some careful thought

I just want your life!

Today is the day you die!

Tell me where Chen is, now!

We've just moved here

and you're causing trouble already

What do I normally teach you?

Study the literatures. Act with reason

What else?

Train hard but never use kung fu to bully others!

Have you finished your training today?

I was just about to start

Grandpa, shall I start now?

Go ahead!

kick... kick

1, 2, 3... kick!

Twist and turn!

I've finished!

I'm too old. My eyes are bIurred

That was too quick! I couldn't see clearly

Do it again slowly so that I can see

- What is this? - The steady footwork!

It's footwork, all right

but not quite steady

Show me a proper stance

I said a proper stance

not a puppy stance!

Cross stance!

What else?

The Unicorn step! Twist right, twist left!

Steady yet?

Steady!

Move!

I can't!

Why not?

I'm so steady I'm grounded

Grounded?

There's another stance! Can you do that too?

I know! The twisted stance. How's this?

Not this one!

Another new stance? What is it?

The upside down stance

No, not this!

Stop your nonsense. Start!

I don't know how

Grandpa, don't!

This is my own special bowI!

Breaking it is like breaking my rice bowI!

- Understand? - Yes...

If anything happens to it, you've had it

I can't hold on much longer. Where are you off to?

To the toilet!

Hurry back! I can't stand it much more

This seems like fun

This? Here, take it!

I want this one

This is for you

I want this too

I want this doll

It's not for sale

I'll give you this one

Wait...

Place your bets

Test your eyes against my hands

Place your bets!

I'll bet everything

Quick! Place your bets

Come! Place your bets

Hands off!

Ready? OK!

Only a few winners this time!

Success!

Place your bets

Put it all down

You think you'll win the third round?

It's easy!

Easy?

I'll leave after winning this round

Good! Don't move

Open!

Mostly winners!

What rotten Iuck!

I've lost every round! I must win this time!

Let me help you!

I'll bet on this

Trust me, you won't regret it

You betting on this one?

Just you wait and see!

You're sure you're betting on this one?

Open!

Open!

You win!

Mostly winners again!

I would have lost everything if not for you

You were losing until now

I'll take this as my tip

Good-bye!

Stay! Let's play again

No. They always cheat!

You're so big! How come he didn't see you?

Stand still!

Food and wine? New year celebrations?

What do you want?

You should know better than to block my livelihood

I have already given you enough face!

Given me face?

You should know better than

to cross the "Great Bear"!

And, I "Stony Egg" and me, "Iron BulI"

Who cares about you bulI, bear and rotten egg!

This guy is asking for trouble

Stand still!

You'll be sorry if you don't return the money!

Right!

Why should I?

Because of this!

Attack!

That's right!

Grab this!

Give it to me

Smelly!

Take it

Grab hold of it

That's great!

Scared!

I'm real scared!

Don't be scared!

Don't be scared! Here I come!

You!

Let's see it then

What are you laughing at?

Here comes an earthquake!

I'm blocking! Left, right and center!

Front and back!

Still blocking?

Let's see you block this!

Had enough?

Amazing!

What's your name?

Stony Egg!

But now you're a broken egg!

Step on you and you'll be a scrambled egg!

One kick and you will be a rolling egg!

Sooner or later, you'll be a rotten egg!

Aren't you known as "Iron Head"?

A slap on the back of my head!

Now look at my forehead!

Twist your head! Now shrink your head!

Lift your head! Now turn your head!

Off I head!

Rest a while

Squeeze the hell out of you!

You're a big guy with a small brain

He's the "Great Bear" but he's anything but great!

Three? Where's the other one?

Here!

I'm being squeezed to death!

Ah, and so you are!

Do you still want me to return the money?

No! No!

Can I go now?

Of course!

Don't ever follow me again in the future

Yes!

What shall we do?

Let's pulI him up!

Let's go!

- The wine's great! - Yes!

Where'd you get it?

The same shop

but the wine is much better!

There's more of it too

More than a catty!

You're a good boy!

Where did you get the money?

I was Iucky today!

I found a bag fulI of silver!

That's why I bought you all this wine!

That Iucky?

Go out and see if you can find another bag

Tell me the truth!

What?

One became two, two became four

and four became eight!

You were gambling, weren't you?

They tried to stop you from leaving after you won?

Sure they tried to stop me! How did you know?

And then you showed them your kung fu

I didn't!

I merely struck a pose and they let me leave

What pose?

Just the basic one

Disgraceful!

Enjoy your wine! I'll start training!

Forget it

No training today?

I want to train together with you!

- OK, come on - Grandpa!

Everything's fair in love and war!

But I'm your grandson!

Rascal, up to your funny tricks again?

This is called "Short but dangerous"!

I choose the short one then!

Come back! We're not done yet!

I missed? This is called "Long but powerful"!

Whatever you say!

I'll take them all

No

Must say you're pretty smart

I get beaten enough!

Grab it, poke it and smack with it

The bee retreats

Fish for it and the phoenix flies!

- Come back! - I'm not through yet!

Blow on the fIute!

Hold it!

Tail of the tiger!

Tail of the tiger!

My turn to grab the stick!

Where are you going?

The tiger's tail!

The tiger's tail!

The three links

sends the birds a-flying!

Open the door with the iron fan!

The iron bulI ploughs!

This technique is known as "Following the tide"!

Here I come! Winds sweep the plum flowers!

Grandpa! Take it easy!

Open the door with the iron fan!

You've broken the door!

Left, right, the fairy strews the flowers!

No, Grandpa!

Hit you till you go dizzy!

My eyes are bIurry!

Fingers point to heaven and earth!

A knock on the head!

The crocodile hits the boat!

The fisherman casts his net!

Snowflakes on the top! Uproot the old tree

The old cow pulIs the mill!

The dragonfly leaps!

Leaps...

The bird returns to the forest!

I was too slow

Come out!

The swallow returns to its nest

Are you coming out?

OK, a little force may help

I'm coming out

Come on, then!

The rolling gourd!

One becomes two!

And two becomes four!

Grandpa, stop!

Why?

My head's already swollen!

I hop, I step and I jump!

Trying to run? Come back!

It's best to run!

Run where?

Turn and escape!

Embrace the moon!

Advance, turn, stick on the back!

The swallow's jump!

Why don't you start tojump!

I'll just jump right here!

Let me help you jump!

The lion shakes its head and here comes the end!

What did you say?

End!

End?

Grandpa. Stop or I'll be dead!

How can you learn if I stop!

How many times have I told you

not to reveal our clan's techniques?

Why do you insist on showing it?

Practising our clan's kung fu is not illegal!

You can practise it but you're not to reveal it

If you do, I'll trash you to death

I've had it then

That's why I said

you must look for a properjob

And be an ordinary man!

Rascal

Come, try it!

Mister, you're buying...

What are you so happy about?

Mister, you're buying...

Why are you so sad?

Who's suffered a loss? You or me?

Why won't you learn? Come

I'll show you once!

- Come - Yes

Mister, death comes when it comes!

Let me handle the funeral!

I guarantee you a grand one!

Remember, we have all kinds of meals here!

Buffet. Table D'Hote, A la Carte!

If someone dressed nicely like me comes in

Recommend this type to him!

If they're dressed like you

take them over here!

This type is meant for the likes of you

How can anyone sleep in this rotting thing?

Why not?

At least three people have used it!

Three people slept in this?

This is what you call "Second Hand"!

What is the meaning of "Second Hand"?

It means old stuff!

Do you understand?

Would anybody buy it?

Of course!

I run a monopoly here!

They have no choice but to buy from me!

Is it ethical?

FulI payment only No instalments!

AIso, you must remember the various brands

This is teak wood, rose wood

willow wood...

When the guest comes

knock and let them hear the sound

Boss, it sounds like ply wood

They wouldn't know, you dumb ass!

Come!

This is the most precious and is not for sale!

Are you keeping it for yourself?

Yes! Ah... Nonsense!

But if the price is right, I'm willing to part with it

I polish this thing a few times everyday

It is most important to tell the client its good points!

What good points?

It's cool in the summer and warm in the winter

Even the living will find it comfortable

Covered, it provides shelter from the rain and wind

Won't it be suffocating?

Not if you install

a ventilation fan

Let me show you

This coffin is comfortable

Nice and cool! So comfortable!

Listen! It's as if someone's calling you

This is good wood!

It's scary!

Would you like to try it?

No, thanks! It's too narrow

It's big enough for three Try it!

It's terrible!

Are you trying to suffocate me, you little rascal?

It's only a demo! No one asked you to shut in

I'll kill you when I get out!

I can't lift it!

There's nothing I can do!

Find anything?

No!

Did you find him?

No!

Where could he possibly go?

I'm telling you

I don't want any trouble!

If you still follow me

I'll break your bones!

Big brother!

Hang on, who's your big brother?

We three think you're the greatest

and beg to be your disciples!

That's ajoke I can't even take care of myself!

Nobody wants me for anything

That's not true! It's just that the times not right

But the time has come now

There's a whole lot of money waiting for you to grab!

Right!

Why don't you three go if that's the case?

It's true!

Then, go on!

We can't do it without you

But with you three, I'm as good as dead!

Don't give me any more problems

We won't dare now that we know your kung fu skills

If I've any ill intentions

I'll change my name to rotten egg!

And you can break my "Iron Head" anytime!

Besides, you've nothing to do

Come and see our boss

Right!

OK, I'll see what mischief you're up to this time!

I wouldn't dare try any in front of you!

What do you think of Tee Char's proposition?

Teacher? Whose your teacher?

I have no teacher

My surname's Tee and my name is Char

Say it quickly

and it sounds the same

It gives my name an air of superiority

I see that you come from Japan

Why do you say that?

You're imitation stuff!

Don't laugh! Gimmicks are important if you want to succeed

Right!

If you can get away with the imitation, why not?

Right!

Come and be the martial art instructor in my school!

I'll pay you a hundred silver taels a month!

And whatever the students bring

I'll share half with you!

AIso, I'll pay you extra every time you fight!

- It's a fair deal, isn't it? - Yes

- A hundred silver taels? - Yes

It's not that I don't want it

I'm only scared of my Grandpa!

He forbids me to show my skills normally

If he finds out that I work for you...

I don't know kung fu but I've a lot of ideas!

All you have to do is to use your hands

Leave the rest to me!

How?

This will work

Will it?

Sure it'll work!

I'll take you to my school

to look around after Iunch

Everything Clan?

What is the meaning of "Everything" Clan?

It means Dragon, Snake, Tiger, Crane, Leopard...

To show we know all types of kung fu

and that we have everything!

I think you've got next to nothing

Right too!

Actually, we only have two students so far

Neither one pays!

Isn't that disgraceful?

That's why it's important to

choose the right name

Right! Can you think of a new name for me?

That won't be easy

What exactly do you teach?

The S S S technique!

Is there such a thing?

Of course!

First let me explain what it stands for

The first S means you're smart if you sign up with us

The second S represents the silver you must pay

The third S is for the superb kung fu that we'll be teaching you!

What if I refuse tojoin?

The three S stand for something else then!

The first S means you're stupid not tojoin

The second S means we're sorry we wasted time talking to you

The third S means we'll sock you if you don't get out fast

I'll like to see you try!

Hold it! Let me change my clothes first

If you have the guts, wait for me

Take care of him!

Master!

Master!

What is it?

Business at the door

What business?

Take a look first!

He's the bodyguard of the brother!

Him...

Sorry!

I understand he has a school with 40 to 50 students

If we beat him

the students will all come to us!

At 15 taels per student...

That'll be 150 for 10!

Right!

15 students will mean 225 taels!

How about 20?

Three hundred!

And 30?

That'll be... Let's discuss this later

If you beat him...

It's not that simple!

Look at him!

He's huge and fierce

Just look at his fist!

I won't fight him!

But we have a deal. I use my head and you use your hands

But to use my hands...

OK, 50!

My hands ache!

Sixty!

My legs too!

Seventy!

My waist aches!

Eighty!

Now my head aches!

Ninety!

My shoes ache!

Shoes ache? 100!

The aches have stopped! You go out first

Don't kid me now!

I'm not kidding

Damn it!

Is your master coming out or not?

What's the commotion?

I thought you were going to change your clothes

I've thought about it! After all, I'm the Master!

People will say

I'm bullying you if I fight

Nonsense! I'll tear down your school sign

if you give me anymore excuses!

You young impulsive chap!

You're really asking for it!

You insist on fighting?

AIright! I'll just send for

my lowliest worker

And let him have some fun with you

Come out!

What are you doing here?

Master!

Teach that fellow a lesson!

That fellow?

Right! He's should be enough for you

- Go! - Yes...

You want to tear down our sign?

So what?

Don't get mad! Have some tea first

Come!

Here...

What are you looking at?

Be careful!

It's so painful!

Someone's hurting!

Having fun?

Go to hell!

What are you looking at?

Master, I've taught him a lesson!

Return to your tasks

Yes!

Do you admit defeat?

Admit defeat?

Yes!

Will you hand me the protection money now?

Yes!

Will you let me take over your school now?

Yes!

Leave through the back door!

Yes!

Did you hear that?

Let's go

What are you all looking at?

Take him away!

Yes!

Quick!

Hurry!

Hold it!

Get lost! You're in my way

Are you the person who defeated Lu?

That's right!

Are you that good?

You are perceptive!

I want to see

how good you are!

Without paying fees

I won't show you anything!

Right!

Siao San!

Siao San...

Why don't you answer me?

That's not my name!

It is now!

There's another one here!

He's small! Should be easy!

How about a discount?

Twenty per cent off!

Good! Fight!

What's the name?

"The Willow Knife" Bar Tar!

What? Bastard?

Boss...

That's not fair, boss

He has a knife

He's got a knife! No 20% discount!

Another 10 then!

Do it yourself!

How about it?

Twenty?

Impossible!

Lean over

Watch it

Duck!

Forty!

Forty?

Hurry and up the ante!

Forty maximum!

Forty maximum?

How much?

Double it!

Double it?

It's a deal!

This time it's for real!

Follow the tide!

The dragon's tail is right here!

Strike it right!

Lower your head! Lift it! Lower it!

Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!

Lower it! Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!

Here...

A little more!

Grab it tighter!

Are you scared?

Wrong side!

Like the smell?

You don't know what's good for you!

Have a few strokes!

You're a piece of meat

and I go chop, chop, chop!

And then shovel you out of the way!

Left block, right block!

But you can't block your crotch!

This is nojoking matter!

Here comes a long rod!

To give you a prod!

Hit you like a dog!

Still won't give up?

And stir up the shit!

How does that feel?

Grab it!

Remember! Don't use knives unnecessarily!

They're messy!

Pay your respects to me then!

Run for your life!

Yes!

Who is it? It's me, Grandpa

Grandpa

Grandpa, feeling better?

Just old age

You must have more rest

I'll get you some tea

Where are you working now?

Same old place!

You must be cautious

and leave a good impression!

Have some tea first

Is the job tough?

Not at all! Only fight... cleaning up

Grandpa, I'll go get your medicine!

One at a time

Master!

What is it?

Big business coming up!

Big business?

Take a look!

What's up?

Huge fellow!

He's quite big...

I know him. He's...

Not as big as me! Smash him like a pumpkin!

Not everyone is as dumb as you

You go ahead if you want to smash him

Master, you can do it

Are you sure?

Sure!

Look at you now! You're prosperous!

What ?

Gold all over! Even your teeth is gold!

It's not!

Well, almost! You're big now!

You eat the best and wear the best

You look prosperous

But we always risk our lives

We'll soon be dead if we carry on this way

If you don't fight him

who's going to pay this month's expenses?

That's your business!

I'll pay you 500 taels!

Promise?

Promise!

- Word of honour? - No

Word of honour!

Don't you know him?

He's a sex maniac

Easy!

Get up!

Thanks, Master!

Where is he?

Go out first! I'll be right out!

You rascal!

So says the Master!

Good moves...

Quite good

but nothing compared to ours!

Get the fellow out!

Control yourself! Be patient even if you want to fight

I've no time to waste

You must exercise patience

if you want to win

Otherwise, you've as good as lost

Damn it all! I'll give you hell!

Teach him a lesson!

You, you...

The Master's not home and I'm to take his place

Be careful of that shark!

Sure!

You look so pretty! My mind goes dizzy!

You're so big and strong! I'm a little worried!

Don't be scared!

Scared!

Don't you worry!

How about a little kiss?

A slap's more like it!

If you don't behave, I'll hit you!

Hit all you want!

Hit...

- It hurts! - Let me soothe you

No!

Your hands are so big!

Big enough to smooth your hair with

If you don't behave, I'll really hit you!

So you know kung fu as well?

Just a little!

Let's have a little fun!

You're very rude!

What hairy legs!

Isn't that sexy?

And such big feet!

To step on you with! You fool!

Wait!

Slowly, I roll down the bamboo blinds!

And watch my dear fellow lying on the ground!

Are you angry?

Naturally!

That's great!

I'll love you to death!

Too light! I'll do it myself!

Let me!

He's a guy!

So you're a guy!

Strike all the way!

One more!

That's great!

The money is mine! Bring it over!

Great Master!

Speak up! Where is Chen of the Sin-yi clan?

I...

Someone in the village has put up

the Sin-yi School sign!

How come there's so much money?

Grandpa, don't feel bad if I should be killed one day!

This money is to provide for you

Your unfilial grandson

Three in a row!

Every technique is superb!

Look!

That's just the appetizer

Watch carefully!

One the head! Through the heart!

See how obedient he is!

There's more

One for the top and one for the bottom!

Careful of the roots!

Just a block of wood!

Hit until he gets the cramps!

Right! The money will be mine!

I'm itching to get the money!

Nice?

You purposely lost! Are you trying to get another increase?

No more! We made a deal!

This time, I don't want anything

- Master, you can't leave... - You're leaving

Stop! I admit defeat! Get the money from him

Dumb ass!

You can't go!

That beast asked you to give me the money!

I'm as good as dead!

Who were you calling a beast just now?

You...

I...

Not bad!

I'd like to employ you as the instructor here!

No way!

This old man knows kung fu!

None of your business!

Are you alright?

What is it?

How come you're hairy all over?

I'm not hairy!

It's your glasses!

Who was that fellow?

I don't know!

Look for him!

Yes!

Find him!

Stand still!

Who are you?

I'm looking for my grandson!

There are no grandsons here!

Who are you?

I...I'm the leader here!

You even changed the name of your school!

And that's the reason we prospered

Where's Master?

Where's the Grand Master?

Where did he go?

Grand Master...

Stop looking!

He ran off long ago!

Who are you?

I'm your Grand Master's ancestor!

Lord Chen!

At the walled village

I've done it now!

Grandpa will surely kill me!

Does Chen Peng-fei live here?

Rascal!

"Chen Peng-fei"! Isn't that my grandfather?

Chen Peng-fei, you can't run!

I won't run!

It's not that you won't run! You can't run!

Don't you feel lonely

in this deserted place?

You've been following me for 10 years!

How could I be lonely?

Chen, today you die!

I think you better dig your own grave!

Where's your kung fu?

Get up!

Chen, you've no more strength!

You're sick! Might as well finish you off!

You...

Just watch...

"Eight legged unicorn"!

Where are you going?

Grandpa...

Grandpa...

If not for you, my grandpa won't be dead!

If not for me, you'll be dead!

That's my business!

- Get away! - Calm down!

If you didn't go round courting trouble

Your Grandpa wouldn't be dead

Grandpa...

If you didn't leave a trail...

Yen wouldn't have known where he was!

Who the hell is Yen anyway?

Why did he want to kill Grandpa?

Because our clan is the eyesore of the Qing Dynasty!

You belong to our clan?

Right! Your grandfather has been looking for this person!

"Eight legged unicorn"!

You're not fit to be my grandpa's friend!

You saw my grandfather being killed and you didn't help!

How could I help?

We could unite together and fight Yen!

Where are you going?

To fight them!

Damn!

You can't even beat a cripple like me

How can you possibly fight him?

If you go, your grandfather's corpse will rot and decay!

Grandpa...

Stay live and there'll be lots of chances for revenge

I want revenge!

You still have to eat

Why aren't you eating?

Eat!

Don't just take plain rice

Have some seaweed

Come on, eat

Lung, take a rest!

Master, I'm not tired!

Master!

That's real tough!

Come on, continue

More strength

PulI...

What? No strength?

With you on top, how can I pulI it?

Well, I'm down now! How about it?

I can manage it then!

Painful?

Naturally!

That's because you don't know how to Yelp!

What do you mean?

Yelp!

Yelp! It's OK!

Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!

OK

No more!

Why not?

That's enough! Let's go home to eat!

What are you up to?

Won't you take one? Yelp! Yelp!

Yelp! Yelp!

You're normally very happy!

Why that frown today?

Too much yelping!

Get up!

- Out of breath? - Yes!

Catch your breath then

Breathe out! Breathe in! Close your mouth! Swallow it!

Hold your breath!

Yelp!

That was a bit too late!

Yelp!

And that's a bit too early!

You should do more breathing exercises

Master...

I'm here

Such a lot of commotion

and you sleep through it like a pig!

Who's been here?

If someone's been here, you would have had it!

Looks like I'll have to keep one eye open

when I sleep!

Just like this!

In training, you must use your brains as well

Otherwise, you're only overexerting yourself

You've already lost your voice because of it

We'll change to another way of training

What?

I want to test your instinct and reflexes!

See if you can get past that door

Go on!

Come here!

Put your foot down and then get down

Again

It fell

PulI your hand back!

Come again!

Comfortable?

Comfortable!

I'll aim right!

I'm afraid you'll make a mistake!

Watch your steps

Yes!

Waist strength!

Enough!

I feel faint

Come back

You slippery fellow!

I'll go!

Oh, my hands!

How about your legs?

Up! Change! Cross! Hit the legs!

And now legs in the airjust like a dead chicken!

You entered the wrong door!

Mind your head!

There's still a window at the back!

Right

Useless bum!

Master! Take it!

Master! Not so bad eh?

Not bad! Grab it!

Supporting it

I can't go on...

Grab it!

But I'm still one up on you!

Lung, I'll go get some wine!

There's the door

This...

I want this...

- You want this? - Yes...

- You want this? - Yes, that one...

- I want it too - OK!

Thank you

Master, how come you gave so much?

Who are you?

Why did you trick me?

Your techniques are so vicious! Why?

He's a mute and he's crazy!

Let's go!

Don't know what's good for you! Bow!

What's your grievance?

How dare you hit me?

You need the right opponent to fight

You picked the wrong person

I think he's really crazy! Give it to him!

You must be tired of living!

I'll help you achieve your aims!

How dare you bite me?

You crazy fool! Causing trouble everywhere!

Sorry! He's crazy! Dumb and deaf!

Can't take my eyes off you for a minute!

Lord, our apologies

if we've offended you!

If you're his grandpa

you should teach him properly!

Don't let him come out and make trouble

Yes!

Go home, rascal!

The "Eight legged unicorn"!

That old man has disappeared!

He can't get away!

You're so impulsive!

Fortunately, I came in the nick of time!

If you don't change

you'll never be able to succeed!

I'm useless! I'm no good!

Isn't it a bit late to realize it now?

You're Iucky that

you're only slightly injured!

Lucky?

Fortunately, you didn't show the techniques of our clan

He doesn't know

your real identity!

That's why he wounded you only slightly!

Otherwise

we'll both be dead

I think you know the techniques of our clan well enough!

I want to teach you another technique!

It will give you a 50-50 chance against Yen!

Only 50-50?

How much did you think you had?

It also depends on how determined you are

But this technique is suited to you

This technique is based on one's emotions

Joy, sadness, melancholy, happiness!

Play on the opponent's emotions

and affect his judgement!

This may be the technique to beat Yen!

I'm going to teach you a new technique!

It's derived from the "Wire" technique!

The basis is to use your brains together with your strength

Thereby exerting your power to the fullest

And play on your opponent's basic emotions!

"Joy" to subtly evade!

"Anger" to attack as a wild horse!

"Melancholy"- to adhere to the end!

Happiness - to tease!

Master

Master

Master

"Eight legged unicorn"! I want to see how many legs you really have!

Stop! How can three of you bully an old man?

Kid, aren't you a mute?

Only the other day!

Normally, I speak better than you!

Brother!

I can handle him all by myself!

After I'm through with you, you'll really be dumb!

Beat You!

I'll knock out all your teeth!

You...

In that outfit, what are you swaggering about?

Weapons!

Weapons!

Go to hell!

Even with weapons, you can't do it

Let me see if you're still vicious!

You're better!

I can do it

Go to hell!

Get that!

You stupid fellow!

Don't come over!

Watch that old fellow!

Don't come over! Otherwise, I'll kill him

Lung! Don't worry about me!

Hand that to me!

Kill him if you wish!

Might as well

let him die a matyr!

It's better that staying alive as a cripple!

Go ahead and kill him!

Master, don't worry! I'll take care of you!

Just how much is your life worth?

We...

You're all useless! Can't do anything right!

OId man...

Stop your pretence! Who exactly are you?

The person to avenge the death of Chen Peng-fei!

What's your connection to the eight-legged unicorn?

Damn!

I want to exterminate you once and for all!

Not that easy!

I want to skin you alive!

Get up!

I think you've had it! You're out of breath!

Steady now!

Right! Steady and take control!

I must get my second wind...

Second wind...

Still laughing?

You're crying!

You can't lean on me for life!

Yelp!

Yelp!

Yelp!

Yelp!

Not "ya"! It's "yelp"!

I won't even let you yelp!

Yelp!

Grandpa!