The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020) - full transcript

He spent the carnival trying to
win me one of those giant bears.

Spent all his money,
has really bad aim.

All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.

[SQUEAKS]

But then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.

I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,

and he's playing Halo and
contemplating a penis tattoo.

So I just said it.

"Maybe we should break up."

And I was expecting him to say,

"No, I can't live
without you, Lucy."



But instead, he said,
"Maybe you're right."

And that was it.

Now all I have left of our love

is this sad, second-place duck.

And all his worldly possessions.

Lucy, is this his retainer?

He used to take it out when
we'd make out or have a snack.

My favorite kind of memories.

He needs this.
He has a shark mouth.

NADINE:
Don't listen to Amanda.

Your collecting
is quirky and adorable.

You're basically
an anthropologist.

Correct, Nadine.
I live in a cave of souvenirs,

like The Little Mermaid.



Nothing wrong
with being sentimental.

Sentimental? It was
sentimental when we were 12.

This is full mental.

A bike tire?

Okay, this is active trash.

[LAUGHING]

- What the hell?
- [LAUGHING]

- A used condom?
- Ew!

It's not used.
It's in the package.

Gross matches, old...
A Monopoly thimble?

That's different.

That's not his.

I'm sorry, Luce.

Okay. Breakup tradition.

Let's wait outside
of the liquor store

for someone to buy us
a box of wine.

And drink it
through Twizzlers.

- Yes! Let's go.
- Let's go.

Wait, are these his car keys?

[ALL LAUGHING]

Vroom, vroom, bitch.

♪ Warm nights ♪

♪ Slow hands ♪

♪ You let me sleep ♪

♪ In your arms
With your heart ♪

♪ In front of me ♪

♪ Sweet words, small clouds ♪

♪ You said to me
You'd be loving me forever ♪

♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪

♪ I remember, I remember ♪

♪ I remember
I don't want perfect ♪

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪

♪ You know
You're the only one ♪

♪ How could I forget
This love? ♪

♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪

♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪

♪ Long nights
That month you went away ♪

♪ Phone calls, your voice
It's not the same ♪

♪ So you drove all night
Just to say ♪

♪ You'd be loving me forever ♪

♪ We got lost in the night ♪

♪ Now we're stumbling
Through the dark ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ And sometimes I wonder
Why we have to work this hard ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪

♪ I remember, I remember ♪

♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪

♪ No matter what
No matter what... ♪

AMANDA:
Lucy, we're leaving.

♪ I remember your love... ♪

Lucy, let's go!

Lucy!

[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING]

- Oh, found it.
- What's happening, Grey Gardens?

Guest list for the Meszaros
opening at the gallery tonight.

If I lost this,
Eva would have me skinned alive.

Okay, she can't possibly be
that scary.

She's terrifying.

Eva Woolf is
the most influential gallerist

- in New York.
- As your lawyer,

- I'm telling you to calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.

- You're in law school.
- Whatever.

I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.

- [MOUTHS] I love you.
- NADINE: Maybe one day,

our paths will cross again.

Aw, look at
that little baby model.

She has no idea
she's an endangered species.

You gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?

Ah, destiny has
other plans for us.

Maybe we'll meet
in another life.

AMANDA:
Does she know that?

NADINE:
That I believe in reincarnation?

[AMANDA & NADINE
CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY]

You know what else
I love about Max?

Oh, please.
We're waiting with bated breath.

Ignore her.
She hates joy and confetti.

Nadine, I've said it five times.

Confetti is trash
that falls from the sky.

Max is a fully grown man.

Last night I went to his place
in the West Village.

- [GASPS]
- What?

He cooked dinner
with ingredients

he had in the fridge.

- He has a fridge?
- What?

Know what else he has?

Coffee-table books.

- Oh!
- So he has a trust fund.

I can't hear his roommates
having sex through the walls

- because he has no roommates.
- You guys are using

those noise-canceling
headphones, right?

They don't work.

- You are so loud.
- Sorry.

Just can't believe
he chose little old me.

- That literally makes no sense.
- You are a literal goddess.

- [MOUTHS] Thank you.
- Are you guys exclusive?

Have you discussed?

Oh, there's no need.

I'm satisfying him in all areas.

- What more could he want?
- Don't be stupid.

The first time
Jeff was inside me,

I told him I would castrate him

if he ever spoke
to another woman.

Fine. I'll confirm tonight.

After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,

it'll be the greatest night
of my life.

That's what people say
in horror movies

- before they get herpes and die.
- I'm going to work now.

No.

Little souvenir. This was fun.

- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.

Snacks for later. Come find it.

She seems so happy.

[LUCY SOBBING]

♪ Baby, have you got no soul? ♪

♪ Is your heart
A gaping hole? ♪

♪ How come I didn't see that
In you? ♪

NICK:
What...? Uh...

- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.

What are you doing?
Please, don't.

- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.

Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.

- I'm not...
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.

Are you serious?
This is a private car.

You're everyone's
private driver. Clever.

No, no. That's Uber.
Also not what I'm saying.

- Can you get out of my car?
- Ugh! I selected "no talking."

- Listen, Adolfo, I...
- Adolfo?

I would love to hear your story
any other day.

It's just that I've had
the worst night of my life

and I just wanna go home.

Where are you going?

7023 Decatur.

[♪♪♪]

LUCY: Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.

Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.

Do you see
this grown-man tie, Adolfo?

Well, this belonged to Max,

and it's practically all I have
left of our love

because tonight, he shook up
my life to its very core. Ugh!

It didn't start
this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.

I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.

Ooh, this is my favorite part.

Just before the show
when all the art is being hung.

It feels like we're getting the
toy store ready for Christmas.

Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.

I love her so much
it gives me diarrhea.

She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.

Gave Basquiat
his first solo show.

I just wanna grow up to be her.

Thrilled that I pay you
to socialize.

Max, we are meeting with
Marlene Dumas this afternoon.

Word on the street is
she split with Zwirner.

Strategy session, my office.

Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.

Oh, wait. Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?

Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.

I read that she prefers the
paintings that embarrass her.

You are
my favorite secret weapon.

God, you make me look good.

NICK: Wait,
he actually said those words?

He was paying me a compliment.

Pretty sure the first rule
of compliments is,

you don't reference yourself
in a compliment.

Oh. Well, don't interrupt.
You're derailing my story.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was my car.

Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.

No one suspected a thing.

What's going on
with you and Max?

Can I help you, Harvard?

I may not have feelings,
a love life of my own,

or any friends, for that matter,
but I do have eyes.

Okay, you're loitering.

Junior year, I took a gender
study class at Harvard...

- There it is.
- ...about the social expectations

in a woman's life, and I think

you're unconsciously subjugating
yourself to prop him up.

- LUCY: Classic overachiever.
- NICK: She seems really smart.

So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,

which is why
I'm an absolute vision.

Thank you.

[EXCLAIMS]

- Again!
- HARVARD: Wow.

You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.

Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.

Do they teach that at Harvard?

Yeah.
It's a general education course.

Sounds really fun.

Wasn't meant to be fun,
just educational.

Have you seen Max tonight?

Looks like Dr. Amelia
is back from Paris.

What?
What are you talking about?

Oh, me? I don't know. I don't
know anything. I'm not fun.

Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.

I couldn't afford to pretend
to row crew, you know?

Sue me. Sue me.

Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,

and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.

- Hello...
- Eva.

- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.

I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.

Oh. Well, that is...
It's great to hear.

So you're up.

- What?
- Max is giving remarks tonight.

Get up there. Introduce him.

To be honest, I've had
a few tequilas. I don't think...

I'm not your sorority sister.
Just... Just... Just go.

LUCY: So like any booze bag
with a fear of public speaking,

I had one more.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen

and those who do not subscribe
to traditional gender roles

that are a product
of patriarchal society.

Am I right?

Yikes, uh... Uh, sorry. Um...

I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.

Max joined, uh, Woolf in 2014.

Um...

[DISTORTED]
Where was I? Uh... Um...

Oh.

Um...

Oh.

Told you so.

- [NORMALLY] Fuck this. Um, okay.
- [GUESTS GASP]

Question for the group.

Speaking of the devil here, uh,

when did dating one person
become uncool?

I... Because I don't understand.

Jane Austen, she didn't write
about polyamory.

No, no, no. It was just Emma.
It wasn't Emmas.

Oh, we are living
in very muddy times.

People are lying constantly.

- Oh, shit.
- I know. We only have 10 years

before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,

but I swear, the most sacred
resource is not the ozone.

Oh, no. It's honesty.

- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy...
- Where is that? No, no, sir.

You stay back. I'm... I'm fine.
Yep. That...

- [LUCY EXCLAIMS, GROANS]
- [CROWD GASPS]

Are you...?

[GUESTS MURMURING]

Lucy?

Lucy, I know. I know.

- I know.
- Who is she?

It's Amelia. She's my ex.
It's complicated.

Okay, Lucy, listen.
You're a blast.

I don't even use that word,

but it fits for you.
You are so funny.

But we're in completely
different places in our lives.

I'm 35 years old.
I need to find that thing.

And that thing is not me?

- [SIGHS]
- [SIGHS]

This sucks.

Eva doesn't want you
to come in tomorrow.

Right. That's nice of her.

Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.

Eva doesn't think
you should come back...

ever.

I'm fired?

NICK:
Honestly,

I think you're
better off without him.

Came to New York
to have my own gallery.

I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.

I'm doomed.

- [CELL PHONE RINGS]
- [LUCY SIGHS]

LUCY:
Hello?

Oh, okay. Uh...

I-I'm sorry, Adolfo.

Yeah. No, I'll cancel.

Okay.

You're not Adolfo? Who are you?

My name is Nick.

What?
Nick, you just drove me home?

Are you insane?
What was the plan?

You're just gonna... What?

Weaken me with paint fumes

and then just knock me out
with lumber?

- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor.

- I, too, have had a bad day.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, it's locked.

- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!

- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!

- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.

Oh.

Okay. Good night. Thanks.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.

Stop dating the pretty,
illiterate ones.

But they make
the best accessories.

But a shared value system

is the key to everlasting love.

I hate everyone,
and I want them to die.

So does Jeff. That's why we've
been together for six years.

Jeff never speaks. That's why
you've been together six years.

No, but he comes really alive
when we make love.

- [DOOR OPENS]
- [LUCY GROANS]

[LUCY SOBBING]

Max broke up with me.

And I'm fired.

[KONRADSEN'S "ODD MISTAKE"
PLAYING]

♪ Hold me closer ♪

♪ The rest is an odd mistake ♪

♪ Hold me closer ♪

♪ That day was a lot to take ♪

♪ Dry your worms out... ♪

LUCY:
I can't believe it's over.

Is that a crab cake?

- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.

[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

That... Oh!

Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be so great.

♪ Do you rest
In a falling state? ♪

♪ And do you feel
It's a lot to take? ♪

I can't live like this anymore.
We're getting smell complaints.

Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?

- No.
- Right here.

- My breasts?
- No. Underneath your breasts.

- It's called your heart.
- Oh, my God.

This is where
people keep their hearts.

Try and be sensitive.

Lucy.

Think you wanna try
getting out of bed today?

- I'm busy.
- AMANDA: Doing what?

This lady's trying to teach me
to French braid my hair.

It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.

Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair?

Uh-huh. My vibrator
will never break my heart.

Can we be sex positive?

No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.

Is Jeff in here?

Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?

You can't have
a good relationship

because you're mourning
the old one.

She's right.
You live in the past.

Yeah. It's because the past
is filled

with memories and happy times.

I mean, how is someone just
your everything one minute

and then they forget you
the next?

Ask Nadine. She dumps bitches
on the regular.

- This is not about me.
- Nadine.

[BUZZING]

- [WHISPERS] Don't do that.
- That's it.

Hey! No! Amanda, stop.

Stop it! Come on.

- No!
- Please, don't. Please.

I need these things.
Okay? Trust my process.

We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.

- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.

Getting rid of things doesn't
mean getting rid of memories.

- Marie Kondo says...
- Do not speak of her

in this house.
Okay, these things,

they can't just end up
in some landfill.

- Do these things spark joy?
- Does this spark joy?

Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.

- Seriously?
- Yes.

At least get rid of
the ex memorabilia.

Give it back
to the guys you dated.

What? I just call my exes
out of the blue?

- Yeah.
- The ex memorial goes today.

Fine.

Okay, a few things.

Not this.

CLAYTON:
Yeah, Luce, I don't...

I don't think
that I can accept this.

Don't you have
a box under your bed

where you keep mementos
from past relationships?

Yeah, I do. And I even have,

like, a thing or two
from us, but, um...

What?

Well, like,
your collecting is...

It's creepy.
I couldn't be with someone

who just needed to memorialize
every second of every day.

And not to mention your room.
Whenever I would stay over...

it was like hooking up
in a mausoleum.

I'm sure that's on
someone's bucket list.

- I don't...
- We broke up because of my stuff?

- Not no.
- Huh.

I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.

Crap? What? You have a whole
shelf of crap back there.

Those were my mother's.

Oh, so you get it. Right?

No. Those are collectibles.
This is crap.

This is ridiculous. Literally,
no one understands me,

so I'm just gonna
just be on my way.

Okay. Are we done?

No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?

Even after she ghosted me, um...

I still keep them. Uh...

It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.

[♪♪♪]

[SIZZLING]

Nick, Marcos.

- Bump up.
- The usual?

- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?

Yeah. Eviction notice.

- MARCOS: I wouldn't say terrible.
- NICK: We have 30 days to open.

Our entire livelihood is
in danger.

I don't know how I'll feed
my wife and unborn baby,

but other than that,
it's pretty good.

Welcome to
the hospitality industry.

Basically a slow death.

Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?

- Why would you say that?
- Get out.

Fine, I will. I have
to explain to my pregnant wife

that we're not gonna have money
in two weeks. Ha!

- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.

- You complete me.
- Goodbye.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.

- Goodbye.
- Later.

Goodbye. Don't touch me.

Where's the nearest bridge?
Anybody?

You'll like it here. Yeah,
the chef is supposed to be good.

[PANTING]

[♪♪♪]

It's okay. Just gonna
have a conversation.

Yeah. Oh...

Okay.

You got this. Okay.

Thank you.

- Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Uh, hey, girl. Cute dress.

I'm just meeting a friend.

- What friend?
- Those ones.

- Over there. That's my friend.
- Oh, shit.

That guy just saw you
and ducked.

No, no, no.
He just dropped his menu.

I just gotta talk to him
for five minutes.

- TAYLOR: I can't let you do that.
- LUCY: Uh...

Oh, hey, I know that guy too.
Adolfo-Nick. What's up, dude?

- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?

Uh, it's a long story.

Ma'am, I have to ask you
to leave.

"Ma'am"? We're the same age.
You can relax.

- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.

And you tell people
where to sit for a living.

- And your dress is undone.
- Fuck.

- [LUCY GROANS]
- [CROWD GASPS]

LUCY:
Unhandle me! What the...?

- I care for you so much.
- Let go of me!

Okay, okay. You can let me go.

That's the craziest thing
I've ever seen.

I had it under control
until you interfered.

You magically show up
everywhere. Are you my stalker?

I think the words you're
looking for are "thank you."

And then I say,
"You're welcome."

Oh.

I'm Lucy.

Charmed, I'm sure.

[CHUCKLES]

You good, Lucy?

- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.

I'm just processing it.
Wait. Wait.

Hey, hello. What?
You just manhandled me.

You're gonna leave me
on the street?

Hey! Hey! You hit her?
You just hit her?

- No, no, no.
- Oh, no.

I see what's going on.
You hit her.

- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!

- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.

- I didn't.
- LUCY: This is my fault.

This is not your fault.
Being a woman

is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie

every day, okay?

But today is not that day

because we are gonna fight him.

- Come at me, homey.
- I really...

- Come at me!
- Oh, no.

- NICK: Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!

This is all your fault.

I'm so sorry. We should
probably get some ice on that.

Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?

Only a terrible person would
leave you in your time of need.

Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.

No. I'm nice.

If you got to know me,

you'd be obsessed with me.

Hm?

Oh, great.
Okay, the car was just pre-game.

This is
where you actually murder me.

And yet you are
still following me.

So, what? You're a squatter?

- I guess so.
- Construction worker?

- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?

- If you must know...
- I must.

It's an old YMCA.

I'm turning it
into a boutique hotel.

- What? You're serious?
- Yes.

Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.

I'm building a place
that feels like

the spots I fell in love with
when I first moved to New York.

Those little places
that can only exist here.

But I've spent five years,
and, as you can see,

every cent that I have,
and it's all falling to shit.

So, what are you gonna do?

Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?

Heh-heh, nothing gets by you.

What's gonna happen up there?

That's phase two. I can't
afford to touch it right now.

[WINCES]

Still hurts?

- Yeah. Just a bit.
- You're doing it wrong.

- Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?

Can't have ice touching
the skin. You need a middleman.

Okay. Do you want some whiskey?

Yes, please.

She really got you good, huh?

Yeah. She sure did.

Here. This will cure
what ails you.

[♪♪♪]

LUCY:
Wow, whiskey really is

- Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?
- NICK: Mm-hm.

What have you got in here, Lucy?

Oh, my God.
An espresso machine?

- Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.

- Cat in the Hat.
- Okay. Yep.

Oh, my God. Are those...?
Are those toenail clippings?

You've seen
quite enough, mister. Yeah.

- I'm just gonna...
- Oh, my God.

- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.

[GASPS]

That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.

You collect these things

in anticipation that your
relationships are going to end.

- No. No, no, no.
- It's crazy.

You're wrong. They're
a celebration of memories.

- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.

- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back.

- I'm not a hoarder.
- You want evidence

that your relationships
existed in the first place.

Are you afraid that you won't
remember the guys you dated?

I don't need
to explain myself to you.

How about you, huh?
You've never collected anything

- from a past relationship?
- No. I'm a minimalist.

I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.

When the zombie apocalypse
comes, I'm out.

Oy. You're one of those.

Yeah. One of...

- One of what?
- You know.

"I'm a lone wolf.
I don't need anybody."

But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.

Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.

Okay, Mr. Rogers.

Can't wait for the new show:
Uplift the Nation.

So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?

That's a good question.

When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?

- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.

- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.

- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.

- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.

This, uh...

Oh, look. It's a nail.
Perfectly placed.

Would you look at that?

Hm...

That kind of looks cool.

- It's like art in a gallery.
- Mm.

The Sad Gallery.

More like
the Broken Heart Gallery.

Do you have a marker?

- What?
- You have a marker, I just...

- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.

- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?

I'm feeling inspired.
Let me express.

Uh...

Think fast.

Nice.

Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.

[♪♪♪]

New York...

Thank you
for letting me express myself.

You're welcome.

Wait. What's the security like
in this place?

Is there security?

You're worried
someone is gonna

break into my unfinished hotel

and steal
your ex-boyfriend's tie?

No. That won't happen, right?

- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.

No, you're right.
I should leave it.

Yeah, I can leave this.

It'll be good.
I'm... I'm gonna leave it.

Uh, no. I can't, actual... No.

- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?

- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.

No, I'm... I'm gonna go.
But, um, I will... Bye.

Bye.

He was
my high school sweetheart.

He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.

Uh, but smoked too much weed,
wouldn't call you back.

He would be a terrible husband.

So I make my husband wear it
when we [BLEEP].

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

NADINE:
Lucy? Babe?

Are you okay?

Maybe you could try
to get a job?

My birthday week is coming up.

I expect a thoughtful
and expensive gift.

NADINE:
There's no birthday week.

AMANDA:
The week of your birthday.

You're not
a 16th-century monarch.

You can't command multiple days
for your festivities.

[LINE BEEPS OVER PHONE]

LUCY: Remember our
Monopoly tournaments?

Well, I need
a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Anyway, last night,
it was rough. Um...

I wish I could talk
to you about it.

Bye.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

NICK:
Lucy.

Nick?

- Can I come in?
- Uh...

No. No, no, no. Lucy is dead.

How'd she die?

- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.

She had such a nice head.

And you are
not wearing any pants.

Heh. Pants.
No. Not wearing those.

- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Uh...

Shoelaces in a bag?

Go ahead. Judge me.

No judgments.

Wait. What are you doing here?

I wanna show you something.
Come on.

- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.

Oh, those bitches.

[♪♪♪]

LUCY: Okay. So this map was just
here when you showed up this morning?

- Yep.
- Who could have left it?

I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,

one of your
multiple personalities?

This is amazing.

There are broken people
out there like me,

people who need
to let go and move on.

Good. Well, you can
take the stuff and move on.

There's nowhere else like this.

I wish someone had
done this for me.

The Broken Heart Gallery
could be a community service.

No. This is my hotel.
It is not some sort of

Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.

- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.

No. We've been through this.

Oh, wow, this is the shrine
to exes you were talking about?

I didn't say... I...

- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.

Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.

Hey. Oh, my God.
We're friends now?

That explains why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.

- Can you not...?
- Friendship. Servitude.

Don't listen to him. I am the
godfather to his unborn child.

No, he's lobbying for
the position of godfather. Heh.

Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?

Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?

Ha-ha, no. Maybe my TV guide.

- Oh, wow. Terrible dad joke.
- Am I right?

I like her. Let's get to work.

- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

I can help. I...

I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.

- No.
- Huh? No, I can help.

I can... I can paint. I can saw.

I can lift and lay tile, grout.

- Is that...? That's a thing.
- Yeah.

It's not gonna happen.

That sounds like free labor.

And, Nick, you love
free labor, don't you?

- LUCY: You do. Come on.
- Come on.

You don't have a plan
for the balcony.

I did say
I had a plan for the balcony.

I just said it was phase two.

Sorry, uh, balconies are
really important.

- LUCY: He gets it.
- They're essential.

- What is going on?
- MARCOS: Two people agreeing.

- Maybe eternal friendship.
- We're bonding. We're friends?

We should take it
step by step, but sure.

- Okay.
- It's a good start.

- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?

- No. No.
- Yes. We could use the help.

You start tomorrow,
7 in the morning.

Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.

We do love oat milk.

Get almond milk
if you don't have it.

Soy milk, whatever. Have fun.
But nothing with actual dairy.

He gets really sensitive
in his tummy.

- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.

- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.

- Tell me about his tummy.
- This is not happening.

There is no tummy.

Goodbye.

- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.

[♪♪♪]

♪ I want the good times ♪

♪ The beat and the bass lines ♪

♪ You want the bodyguard ♪

♪ The pool boy
And the invites ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll walk the walk
And talk the talk ♪

♪ To get a rush ♪

♪ I want an in thing
You need an in thing ♪

♪ You want the big job ♪

♪ The flashy car
And the sunshine ♪

♪ And I want the city lights ♪

♪ The easy times
It feels right ♪

♪ Oh, it tastes good
To say the words ♪

♪ Well, some are mud ♪

♪ I want an in thing ♪

♪ You need an in thing ♪

This is Morris.

My husband and I
got him together.

My husband left.

Morris took it pretty hard.

Yeah, he died immediately.

Let me get this straight.
You are collecting

other people's junk
in addition to your own?

Oh, shut up, Jeff.

I should text Max about this.

He likes to be up to date
with galleries.

- No. Don't do that.
- You're right.

I'll slide in the DMs.
That's more chill.

You need to get a grip.
He is dating a doctor

- with the face of an angel.
- You're a monster.

Thank you. Okay, you need
some sexual Listerine.

Jeff agrees. What, um...?
What about that new guy, Nick?

Last time I slept
with someone I worked with,

it ended very badly.

AMANDA: That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.

- Thank you.
- Why don't you invite

your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?

I came up with a new theme,
murder karaoke.

- Oh.
- It combines my favorite things,

- murder and karaoke.
- A heavenly combo.

- A perfect combination.
- NADINE: You guys.

I am in love.

Her name is Irina.

She's got tiny baby bones
like a baby chick,

and I just wanna
build a nest for her

and chew her food for her
and feed her.

Jesus, I give it two weeks.

Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?

She's right. You've banged more
models than a tech billionaire.

If you were a guy,
we would hate you.

- Yeah.
- I don't need to take this.

- You do. You do.
- I don't. I don't.

- Eat the pasta.
- Okay.

Hey, uh, Nick, I, um...

- I can't work anymore this week.
- Why?

Your homeboy's been commissioned
to build a new table

for that hotel in Fort Green
that's opening up.

Really? That place is so cheesy.

Oh, God.
How dare I take their money

when you don't like
their mason jars.

Look, man, I know...
I know things are tough,

but I have a meeting
at the bank on Friday,

and I will get you your money.

- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?

Can I see the list, or...?

- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.

Come on.
I can't keep doing this, man.

I got a family. All right?

I have responsibilities.
I'm sorry.

Don't shut off on me. I...

Show me those blushy cheeks.

Oh, my God. I feel so warm
inside when I see them.

- Show me...
- I'm fine, man.

- Please, just go, okay?
- All right.

Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?

Because I am. Check me out.

Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.

Ha! Here is your coffee,
Marky Mark.

All right, Lucy Liu. Ha!

And then, for you,
I got the special milks.

Thank you.

- Dude.
- Sorry. Her Majesty is

a little upset this morning,
so tread lightly.

Oh, no. We need to talk
about our feelings?

Because the CFO has arrived.

Chief Feelings Officer is here.
Let's hold hands.

Okay, bring it in, guys.
God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.

See you, dude.
Bye.

Who is this person?
Yeah, you're in the right place.

Hi.
Hey. Uh, whew.

Are you here
for the Broken Heart Gallery?

Yeah. Is this
that heartbreak thing?

Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.

Yeah. Willhelmina.

So how's this,
uh, whole thing work?

I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?

Uh, well, why don't you we start

by you telling me
what you brought and why?

Yeah. Uh, well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually...

Oh, wait. Pause. Uh, do you
mind if I record this?

Just, you know, for our socials.
Yeah. Sure.

Take a step back against this.

Right. Here?
Ooh, that is perfect.

And go.

I was in the hospital.

I was recovering from a
pretty nasty skydiving accident.

She was my nurse. I had
a body cast covered all my tats,

so Gina, she drew
these ones on for me.

When I could walk,
I asked her to marry me.

But she changed her mind
three weeks later.

No.
Damn, Gina.

Anyway, time passed,
but this just...

sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.

How long
have you held on to it for?

Six... Five years. Five years.

Feels good
to admit that, you know?

Then I heard about
this place.

And how exactly did you hear
about this place?

My masseuse's Instagram.

How did your masseuse
hear about it?

Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.

[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

Ooh, it has an odor.
Oh.

Okay. Mm.

You did it.
I did it.

How does it feel?
This is the first time

in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.

Really?
Yeah.

That's amazing. Uh, thank you.

If you ever wanna see this
again, you can visit any time.

It'll be in my care, right here.
Okay.

Or, perhaps,
at another location.

No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.

Who is he?
Uh, just one last thing.

We just ask
for a small donation.

Just to keep the gallery going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.

Perfect.
All right.

Thank you so much.

We're in business, baby.

And Bonus Jonas,
I'm making you clams.

I'm going to take this.

[♪♪♪]

Thing about breakups is,
someone can ruin your life

just by disappearing, you know?
Then you hang on to the hope

that they'll
barrel through your door

full of believable explanations

as to why
they didn't actually ghost you,

or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.

So, what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.

So, heartbroken, I would
spoon it little by little

while listening
to Michael Bolton's

"When I'm Back
On My Feet Again."

It's rancid now. Kind of
like my ex-girlfriend's soul.

I hate you. Just kidding.

I hope you die.

How do you get over someone?

You press some button
on your body

- and morph into a cyborg?
- Just keep going.

Don't look back,
don't dwell on anything.

Oh, okay, so you
just bottle everything up

until you implode in
a fiery act of self-destruction?

No. I manage my expectations.

[♪♪♪]

Marcos took another job.

Our interior designer quit
last week, but I'm fine.

I'm not upset. Why?

Because I saw it coming
a mile away

and I managed my expectations.

Okay, so you don't
ask anything of anyone,

which is why you're not
asking me right now. Huh?

- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.

- Come on!
- Good God.

Designer is just a fancy word
for curator.

Or it's the other way around.

But regardless, there's
cool stuff all around us.

You need someone
to help you look for it.

NICK: Okay,
but cool stuff means expensive,

and I'm pretty much broke.

LUCY:
The key to collecting

is seeing value
where others usually don't.

You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.

Kind of like relationships.

NICK:
And where might one find

- these treasures?
- LUCY: Well, it is moving day.

First day of the month,
leases start and end,

so New Yorkers are leaving
pure gold out on these streets.

Ah! She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.

She looks like rats live
inside of her.

Well, then she's habitable.

Lucy, it's 40 blocks
to the Chloe.

- We are... We're not walking.
- [CHUCKLES]

Welcome to
the nonviolent firearms show.

Oh, my God.
How do I seem to find myself

in this predicament?

[♪♪♪]

- I'm tired. Can we take a break?
- [LAUGHS]

Absolutely not.
This was your idea.

Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.

- My life story?
- Yeah.

But my life hasn't
even happened yet.

Don't you ever think about

what you're gonna tell
your biographer?

Is that something
you think about?

All the time.
It'll begin as such:

"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."

Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.

Ah. Okay.
Your life story. Go.

- Really?
- Yes.

Oh, um...

My parents really never
settled down. We moved a ton.

Oh, that must have been hard.

Think it make...
Made me independent.

Hm. So where would you go
on holidays?

Grandma's house.

Hm, tell me more about G-Ma.

Well, she lived in this
little place called Kenosha,

which is in Wisconsin.

She looked like a Keebler elf.

My grandma loved two things,

- football and boxing.
- Mm.

She chewed tobacco
till she was 90.

- Nice.
- And I always thought

she was this sweet old grandma,

but it turns out she was
a bookie her entire life.

- Okay, Grandma. Mm-hm.
- I know. What a badass!

After she died, they found a wad
of cash under her mattress.

And she left it for me.

That's what you used
to start the Chloe.

- Yeah.
- And then you named it after her?

That's such a sweet tribute.

- I didn't actually...
- Ice cream!

[ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING JINGLE]

LUCY:
Hey!

[♪♪♪]

LUCY:
You know, we still haven't been

to the coolest little shop
in Brooklyn.

Only real insiders know
about it.

NICK: And what about you?
Why New York?

I followed a man.

Did the man know
you were following him?

He did when I snuck
into his apartment,

impaled him with an ice pick
and feasted on his remains.

Frightening.

But what's the real reason?

Well, growing up,

my mom was an art history
professor at Bard.

So it was winter
like 90 months of the year.

So every weekend, she'd take me
to the Hessel Museum.

And she taught me
that art tells stories

about people, places,
movements, moments in time.

The coolest thing
about my mom is...

she really sees art...

in everything.

Like, anywhere.

What city has more art
than New York?

[♪♪♪]

You know,
I think this project is

really having
a positive impact on me.

I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.

And then feel my bag.
It's so light.

I am growing too. I have not
called you a hoarder today.

Ha, typical man.

Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.

Okay. Good talk.
I'm gonna go get a coffee.

- Do you want anything?
- No, I quit coffee.

Only water or booze
for this temple. I'm Paleo.

I'm not sure
that's what Paleo means.

No, no. It has to do with nuts.

- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

- Hi there.
- Hi.

MAX: I'm here for the
72-inch television.

Wow, you guys are like the last
book shop on earth, huh?

We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.

Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that...

It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.

- Have a great day.
- All right.

- Oh, hey! Your case.
- Oh, I got it. I know him.

Thanks.

[♪♪♪]

[BABY WAILING]

Oh, excuse me. Do you mind?

Move! Oh, my God! Move.

Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.

Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?

- Uh... Yes.
- Thanks.

I gotta go.

Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?

Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?

MAX:
It's a first edition.

- No.
- Yeah.

- [GASPS]
- Lucy! Oh!

Oh. Max!

Hi! Oh, my God.

This is so random. Um...

Hi.

- Bonjour.
- Oh, French.

Oh, sorry. I just got back from
Paris, so it's still in there.

- Right.
- MAX: Heh, this is Amelia.

You saw her
the night that, uh...

Are you okay?
I'm a doctor, so...

Me? Me? Me good.
Me... Uh, I'm great.

- Because last time... You know.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Oh! Right. That night.

Oh, my God.
That was such a fun night.

I was just
really living my truth

and, like, enjoying myself.

I'm in my mid-20s.

You know,
I barely even wash my face.

And sometimes I moisturize,
if I feel fancy.

But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...

Lucy! Hi.

There you are. Uh...

Got the, uh, flat white for you.

- LUCY: Uh, I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.

- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.

This one really knows how
to treat her staff, you know?

- Staff?
- NICK: She didn't tell you?

Lucy started her own gallery.
Yeah. Big deal.

I mean, it's still underground,
but it's gonna be...

It's gonna blow up.
Big. Big time.

- Blowing. Lots of blowing up.
- Yeah.

That's, um...

That's exceptional. Um...

Where is it?
I'd love to come visit.

And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,

but we are late
for that meeting with that...

- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.

- Gagosian?
- Mm-hm.

- Yeah. He's like a...
- Yeah.

How did you describe him?
Like a...

Oh, he's like
a post-modern teddy bear.

- Just the sweetest guy.
- NICK: Yeah.

You know?

- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.

- We have to...
- He hates it when we're late.

- We should really run.
- He does.

- But great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.

Gagosian? Okay.

Shit. Heh.

He's just moved on. It's...

Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?

- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding?

Max aches for you.
He said so himself.

You're the wild card,
the fun, the sparkle.

- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.

- Yes.
- Right.

- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.

Do you think Max and the doctor
have moved in together?

No. No, Max likes
his personal space, so...

Ugh, she probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.

What if he likes it?

Wait, where are we?

Great, is this
the third attempt at murder?

Can we get it
over and done with, please?

Just put me out of my misery.

Hey, Yan. Do your thing.

[♪♪♪]

What?

YAN: I'll never tire
of that reaction.

- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?

- Excellent.
- Eh, don't listen to her.

She's a glass-half-full
kind of gal.

You're right, yeah. It's better
to be a brooding cynic.

Can you please go get my sign?

So he just
makes anything in neon?

Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head

- that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."
- Oh, ha-ha-ha.

Check this out.
It's gonna look great

hanging in the lobby
of the Chloe.

LUCY:
"In medias res."

It's Latin for
"Into the middle of things."

It's what the hotel stands for.

It's a place where people will
meet and intersect in our story.

The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.

- See? I have feelings.
- Mm...

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

LUCY: Remember when I drove my
car into a parked school bus?

Well, I'm not the mess
you once knew.

I have my shit together.

Promise.

NICK:
Hey.

- Who was that?
- No one.

Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?

Well, uh, we are going
to the bank.

I have that meeting,
and I am terrified.

This is it.
Make or break, right?

I'm coming along
to play the race card.

I think it'll be very effective.

- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.

The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.

Uh, no.
I'm cautiously optimistic

- in a very negative way.
- I've lost all hope.

But we should probably...

Wait, wait. Before you go,
take a seat.

- I want you to listen to this.
- We're...

No, come on. It'll just take
a minute. It'll be good for you.

I need to share.

"Dwayne and I met
on New Year's Eve.

We stole
this bottle of champagne

and resolved to drink it
together the next year.

But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.

Lately, I've found myself
drinking alone,

but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."

Nope. Nope!

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

- Nick, are you crying?
- MARCOS: Why...?

No. Why would I...? What?

Why wouldn't you cry?
Dwayne is dead, dude.

They're about to drink together
and now he's a ghost.

He didn't ghost him.
He's an actual ghost.

Why would you do that?

We're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.

I don't know.
Crying's my favorite activity.

It's true.
She's very good at it.

- Thank you.
- Last weekend we got together

and just re-enacted scenes
from The Notebook.

- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?

- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking...

As much as I admire
this budding friendship,

we have to go
because we are running late.

Sure.

- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.

- You got this. Good luck.
- I'm okay.

April, 2006.
Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.

So I show up
and I do my best move for him.

He was just kidding.

He actually had gotten

an over-the-pants handy
from Jenny Gluck that night.

Um, so I've kept this yarmulke

as a reminder
that men can hurt you.

[HEADBAND'S "REBEL" PLAYING]

♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪

♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪

♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪

♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪

♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪

♪ So I keep running
Running... ♪

LUCY:
"You're not a hoarder."

"Thank you for saying that.

I do really appreciate that."

"You hair looks great."
"Yours does."

"Thanking you..."

Hi. Uh, gallery donation?

- Is Nick here?
- No.

Just me. Uh, us. Heh.

- Cool.
- Uh...

Do you want me to tell him
you stopped by? Leave a message?

No.

Okay.

See you later.

"She kind of seemed
like a bitch."

[GASPS]

"Stop. You can't say that. Go.

No.

No! Think about what you said."

♪ Okay, it's my birthday
Look me right here... ♪

[SCREAMING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

ALL: ♪ She's sweet but a
psycho A little bit psycho ♪

♪ At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪

♪ Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho ♪

♪ At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪

[CROWD CHEERING]

Ha-ha!
That was sweet but psycho.

Next up, we got Ben.
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."

Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my... Jeff.

Uh, for coming to my birthday.
Um...

I know this is a really
important day for all of us,

and, you know, as I was
reflecting on my last 27 years,

I was kind of thinking ahead
to my death.

- What is happening?
- Eyes up.

And, um, I was thinking
that at my funeral,

I wanna be taxidermied
and I want a photo booth

so people can
take photos with me.

And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.

- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!

- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.

- Oh! How's it going?
- LUCY: Hi!

I picked up
your dead man cake...

Oh, my God, thank you.

...that you asked a stranger
to get you.

This is my wife Randy and
that's my baby inside of her.

Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.

Pretty terrible so far.

Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.

I'll shut up.

♪ I just died
In your arms tonight ♪

♪ It must have been
Something you said ♪

♪ I just died
In your arms tonight ♪

I wanna murder your face!
I love you!

I wanna push you down
the stairs, I love you so much.

Ever worry
about Jeff's safety?

Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship

you can't really testify against
your friends, so I know nothing.

- Totally.
- Hey.

I have something to show you.

We're in
New York Magazine, baby!

Oh, my God. What?

- I know. It's...
- Shit.

- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.

- I've moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?

Oh, the five stages of grief.

I am angry at Max
and I want revenge.

I'm not talking about
breaking in

and squirting lube
over his good suits.

Is that, uh, something
that you've done?

We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.

Gatsby style. Call every
influencer in New York.

Honestly, I'd love
to say yes, Lucy,

but I haven't heard
if I got the loan.

It's not looking good.
I'm really worried.

- But if I get it...
- We can do it?

We can do it.

- Yes!
- I don't know when.

All right, next up we got
Lucy and Nick singing

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart."

I don't really...
Lucy, I don't sing.

We haven't spoken about this,

but I have
a really shocking singing voice.

Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment.

- Everyone knows that.
- But I'll make a fool of myself.

That is one of life's greatest
pleasures. I should know.

Do we have Lucy?
Do we have Nick?

- LUCY: Yep, we're coming up.
- I'm sober. I'm dead sober.

- I thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.

Okay, no, this is very...
We actually...

No, no, no, that's perfect.
Thank you.

- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.

["DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- [CROWD CHEERS]

- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.

BOTH:
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪

♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪

I like this song.

♪ Oh, honey, I get restless ♪

♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪

[ALL HUMMING "DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART"]

♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪

Oh, damn.

♪ You take the weight
Off of me ♪

I love you!

♪ Oh, honey
When you knock on my door ♪

- ♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
- Mm...

[ALL HUMMING]

BOTH:
♪ Ooh-ooh, nobody knows it ♪

- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪

♪ Oh-ho, I gave you my heart ♪

[ALL HUMMING]

♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪

- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.

ALL: ♪ I won't go
Breaking your heart ♪

♪ Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my ♪

♪ I won't
Go breaking my heart ♪

[ALL EXCLAIMING, CHEERING]

Nick, everyone!

Please, everyone remember
that it's my birthday.

[ALL CHEER]

How sad are you gonna be
when I die?

Terrified of life without you.

Unless there's kids involved.

They'll probably fill up
that void.

- But you'll be missed.
- You can't marry within a year.

I won't. Who would I marry?

Which of my friends
would you marry?

Definitely Amanda.
Just kidding.

It's not like
I've thought about it before.

- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?

I approve of that.

You talking about death again?

Mm-hm. It's our foreplay.

RANDY:
Do it now?

Yes, ma'am.

♪ You're cute when you
Beep-beep-beep, how do you...? ♪

- It's not a joke that's okay.
- That wasn't a truck...

- Can't compare me to a truck.
- But it was like...

It was a truck backing up.

- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.

You're spending
every day with her, right?

- Yes.
- Dude, I haven't seen you

this happy since...
Don't make me say her name.

Okay, can we not talk
about this, please, Marcos?

You are a straight, white dude
in America.

If your only thing is you don't
wanna fall in love, like...

- Can you please...?
- Cry me a river.

- Can we not do this?
- We are doing it.

We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.

And I'm saying it...
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?

[LUCY WHOOPING]

♪ Yeah, it's a party
In the U.S.A. ♪

♪ Yeah
It's a party In the U.S.A. ♪

Oh, my God. You guys, I...

I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.

I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like...

I want a taco
and I wanna sleep in a taco.

- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.

But wait, where is Nick?
Did he...?

Oh, he, um, drove

- Marcos and Randy home.
- Oh.

Why do you keep
talking about Nick?

You should put your penis
in his vagina.

Oh, I should put
my penis in his vagina?

Yeah! I wanna taco first,
then you can do that.

- Interesting. Okay.
- [CHANTING] Penis, penis, penis.

- Okay.
- Tacos first.

[CHANTING]
Tacos, tacos, tacos.

[ALL SINGING DRUNKENLY]

LUCY:
Where did Jeff go?

Oh, he's waiting
in bed for me in his mask.

- That's... Oh, God.
- I know you love it.

- I know you're into that shit!
- It's too much.

- Oh.
- Uh...

Okay.

Remember me?

Hey, Max.

- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.

- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Okay.

Go on.

I don't really know
where to start. I guess, um...

How about
"I'm sorry for causing

the worst breakup
in the world's history"?

Or "I'm sorry for using you

like a stepping stone
for my career

like Sigourney Weaver
in Working Girl"?

Or "I'm sorry for treating you

like my own
personal sanitary napkin

that I bled onto heavily in
the heaviest part of my period."

You know that second day
where you're gushing blood?

- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.

And you didn't even have
the courtesy

to wrap it in toilet paper

- when you threw it away.
- Sorry.

AMANDA:
You belong in jail.

- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.

Ladies, that's enough.

- Where are your effing socks?
- Uh...

- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...

- MAX: Great friends. Wow.
- Yep.

They brought out
some excellent points.

I'm so sorry.

I don't think
I can live without you.

Uh, uh....

- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.

Come on. Amelia? We broke up.

I haven't stopped thinking
about you since I ran into you.

Then I read about you
in New York Magazine.

I was wrong about you, Lucy.

I wanna be with you.

Um, I don't know. Uh...

NICK:
Hey.

- Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?

Why is your assistant
talking to me like that?

I'm not her assistant, guy.

Why are you bringing her
a cake at 3 a.m., guy?

- Because I can.
- Guys.

[SOFTLY]
It's okay.

I was dropping this off.

Custom single-layered cake.

Oh. Uh...

- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.

Well, you know,
Marcos paid for it, and...

I don't know, he really
likes you, so I thought I'd...

Marcos likes me.

Right.

Yeah.

We were kind of
in the middle of something.

[SIGHS]

I...

I'm gonna go.

Hey.

How about it?
Let's have a drink.

I mean, you've seen it
so many times,

but Harvard's in the corner,
she's cowering.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."

- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?

Yeah, of course.
It was my dream job.

It was run by a woman
so ahead of her time,

she gave space and a voice

to artists that no one deigned
to care about or listen to.

See, I never even knew
you felt that way.

You never asked.

You never really asked me
about myself, ever.

- I know I made a detour...
- A detour?

That's what we're calling that?

Your GPS just didn't work

the day you cheated on me,
or what's...?

It wasn't a detour,
it was a big mistake.

Please give me another chance?

And you're serious about this?

Would you close your eyes?

- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?

- Okay, open them.
- Wait.

What? How did you get this?

I took it.

Our love story's not over.

You broke into the gallery?

Oh. Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation.

Sheesh.

Just have dinner with me,
please?

I'm actually... I have a lot
of late-night commitments, so...

I figured you'd say that,

so I thought about:
"What about breakfast?"

Oh, yeah, no,
I'm not a morning person,

- so that won't work.
- There is a meal

somewhere in the middle. Um...

- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.

But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.

Hey! I picked up
some vintage rackets.

Thought they might
look cool in here, right?

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Is everything okay?

I didn't get the loan.

So this is it.

Oh.

Oh, shit. I'm...
I'm so sorry, Nick.

This... This really sucks.

But, hey, we can
figure something out.

- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.

This is real life, Lucy.
You know, we can't all live

in your fantasy land
of magical thinking.

I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard,

and it will all work out.
That's not how life works.

That's what you think of me?

If the Chloe closes,
the gallery closes too.

We're in this together.

No, we're not. Okay?

I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,

so take your stuff
and get out of here.

So that's it?

Yeah. That's it.

Okay.
Yeah, you can just shut me out,

but I made a commitment
to every person

that walked through that door

with their heart
on their sleeve.

I am not giving up.

♪ I had a dream ♪

And you shouldn't either.

♪ I got everything I wanted ♪

♪ Not what you'd think ♪

♪ And if I'm being honest
It might've been a nightmare ♪

♪ To anyone who might care ♪

♪ Thought I could fly ♪

♪ So I stepped off the Golden ♪

♪ I had a dream ♪

♪ I got everything I wanted ♪

♪ But when I wake up ♪

♪ I see you with me ♪

♪ And you say
"As long as I'm here ♪

♪ No one can hurt you ♪

♪ Don't wanna lie here ♪

♪ But you can learn to" ♪

♪ If they knew what they said
Would go straight to my... ♪

LUCY: If you'll just meet with
me, I can show you

the Broken Heart Gallery takes
a new approach to art.

We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.

Everyone is damaged. Have you
ever been heartbroken? Hello?

Hello?

Oh, my God. He hung up on me.

Ugh, that was the last one.

I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.

You haven't tried everyone.

Oh, heh. Right, yeah.

I'm sure Eva just misses
watching me

eat my own ass
in front of her eyes.

Her and her friends, just,
"Ha, ha, ha, ha."

You never know unless you try.

No. Eva, she gave me
a second chance.

She's not about
to give me a third.

Well, what if a handsome man

with a cute, cute butt
put in a good word for you

and all you have to do is
pick up the phone

and see what happens?

- Really?
- Maybe.

Cliffhanger.

You're erratic, irresponsible,

and, quite frankly,
a liability.

It's young people like you

who reaffirm my choice
not to procreate.

The last time I saw you
was like

listening to Brad Pitt
talk about architecture.

- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.

And on and on and on.

It was utterly relentless.

Please give me a chance.

The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.

Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.

Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.

This is the definition
of groveling.

I've learned
a few things in my day.

Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.

It's only okay
to bounce a check once.

After that, it's a thing
you're known for.

And when you see talent,
grab it.

I'd like to include
the Broken Heart Gallery

as an exhibit here
at the Woolf in one week.

Show your collection
alongside mine.

What?

Did I drop acid
and this is my ego death?

[MAX CHUCKLES]

No, no. It's a huge opportunity.

Don't worry, I'm gonna be here

to guide you
every step of the way.

Oh, that won't be necessary.
Thank you.

Oh, my God.
Thank you so, so much.

I mean, I don't even know
what to say.

What do you say when
Michael Fassbender invites you

to lie naked by his pool?

I do have one condition.

I have been working
so hard for this.

This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.

Well, let me be
the first to say

"congratulations"
and "you're welcome."

Come on, let's go celebrate.

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, I'm late.
I got caught up...

Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.

Teach me how to break up
with someone.

- What?
- Just walk me through

- your dumping process.
- Ah, ah! We don't call it that.

It sounds harsh.
Why are we doing this?

Because I just...
I need to let Max go.

Once and for all.

Good.

Teach me. I'm your vessel.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[WHIMPERS]

Most stories are stories of...
betrayal.

- Mm-hm.
- But ours is a story of hope.

Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.

Yeah.

- Come closer.
- Okay.

Thank you...

for being my home.

- Oh, my God.
- I know.

- Oh, my God!
- I know!

Okay, but I'm not
doing that.

Hey. Is it time for dinner?

I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?

You know what happened.
That's over.

Just be honest with me.

I really thought
I was gonna marry her.

And she wasn't ready.

And she moved to Paris.

And then she came back

right when she sensed
you could be happy,

which is
always how that happens.

So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.

- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.

You're the hero
of your love story

and the villain in mine.

We're just not meant
to be together.

I'm gonna go.

Paris, it's
an amazing place, and, um...

We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.

It's a little overrated,
if you ask me.

I drew a bath, and I wanted her
to get in it with me.

Personally, I hate baths.

They're a warm, wet place
to overthink.

So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.

I bummed a cigarette
off of Olivier.

I sat in the tub, shriveling.

So, naturally, I realized
I had to move to Paris.

I kept the bath water.

Oh, sweet Jesus,
he was gorgeous.

I drank a little.

So, in conclusion,

I've made hoarding chic.

You'd be proud. A triumph
for pack rats everywhere.

Who are you talking to?

Oh, uh, no one.

You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls

and leaving messages
for someone.

Are you here
to talk about my phone bill?

Or are you here to apologize?

[CLEARS THROAT]

- I'm sorry.
- Ah, option B.

- Excellent choice.
- Uh...

You were the first person
I wanted to tell.

Miraculously, a private lender
backed me and I got the loan.

- What?
- I did it, I got it.

You got...? That's amazing!

Well, you're not
the only one with good news.

Eva Woolf wants to make the
Broken Heart Gallery a reality

- by sponsoring it at the Woolf.
- No way.

And despite you being
a dick monster,

since the hotel is
gonna be saved,

I wanna keep the exhibit
at the Chloe.

Wow, I'm really happy
for you, Lucy.

You deserve it.

I'm sorry. I've never had a guy
be happy for my success before.

It's kind of weird, but...
No, it's good.

Wait. How are we gonna
pull it off in time?

Please. I've been waiting
my whole life to pull this off.

[HEADBAND'S "ON THAT" PLAYING]

♪ Come on! ♪

♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪

♪ It's everything I wanted ♪

♪ We on that, I'm on that ♪

♪ It's everything I wanted ♪

♪ As you know
I bring that game ♪

♪ Everybody know my name ♪

♪ And I want to hear you say
A-ii, a-ii ♪

♪ Ain't no need to complicate ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm here
To set it straight ♪

♪ Come on, everybody say
A-ii, a-ii ♪

♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪

♪ It's everything I wanted ♪

♪ We on that, they on that ♪

♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪

♪ Come on... ♪

Anastasia, Irina,

Valeria, Yulia...

I need to make it right
with the Russians

or Putin is gonna
have me poisoned.

Mm-hm.

♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪

♪ It's everything I wanted ♪

♪ We on that, they on that ♪

♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪

♪ Come on! ♪

♪ Come on! ♪

We did it.

We did.

We're good together, you and me.
A monster and a human.

- A what and a who?
- [CHUCKLES]

Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,

and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.

It's just simple science.

Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?

Or is it just an illusion,
like, at any given moment,

it could be taken away from you

because it was never yours
to begin with?

I think everyone feels that way.

- Hm?
- No one tells you

that being an adult is
just walking around,

feeling like a fraud.

You know?

- Like, who gave me a credit card?
- [CHUCKLES]

And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...

What does Congress even do?

But you do know
what Congress does, right?

Yeah.

- Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]

Do you have any plans tomorrow?

What do you wanna do?

Well, you know those sneaky
phone calls I've been making?

I wanna introduce you
to someone.

I'm in.

[♪♪♪]

Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.

And I got a good feeling
about this one.

Remember the deal: We're gonna
split this even. Okay?

We got a witness, so...

Hey, Joe.

I brought your spicy snacks,

but don't tattle on me
like last time, okay?

That's my guy.

Hey, Cheryl.
Hi.

Who's the dime?

LUCY: Nick, this is Cheryl.
Nice to meet you.

This little slice
isn't your girlfriend, is she?

No. I'm as single
as a dollar bill.

Oh! Want a cocktail? I'm buying.

Sure. I mean, it's 5:00
somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?

Can I, uh, sit here?
Yeah, sit down, take a load off.

Look at you.

Want to play a board game?

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

Monopoly.

My all-time favorite.

Me too.

I used to play almost
every night with my daughter...

Lucy.

Lucy.

[♪♪♪]

I'm sorry, I didn't, uh...

Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just
stop flirting with my mother,

that'd be great.
Her mother. I am far too young.

Look at this body. It's as tight
as a Mormon teenager.

Mom!
Ha-ha-ha! What?

Ah, are you jealous?

You know, a wise woman once
told me jealousy is unbecoming.

- Oh, really?
- Mm-hm.

- You said that.
- Ha. Oh.

[NICK PLAYS
"DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"]

CHERYL:
I love piano players.

- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.

- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.

I'm going to.

- Heh! Is that so?
- Yeah.

- I'll be maid of honor, then.
- [LAUGHS]

Okay.

[GASPS]

I love this song.

We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.

"Cooked" is a very strong word

for what you used to do
with food.

Come and dance with me.

[MOUTHS]
Thank you.

♪ Ooh-ooh, nobody knows it ♪

[CHERYL & LUCY LAUGHING]

♪ Nobody knows ♪

- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ I gave you my heart ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And nobody told us... ♪

Thank you for taking me today.

Thank you for being there.

It's usually... hard,

but today was really nice.

Do you want
to have a drink with me?

Yeah.

We're not gonna drink down here.

We're going to a bar?

Can you come with me?

Okay.

♪ Nobody knows it ♪

♪ Nobody knows it ♪

- ♪ When I was down ♪
- ♪ I was your clown ♪

- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

- ♪ Nobody knows it ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows it... ♪

[GASPS]

I've never been in here.

I wanna show you something.

[GASPS]

Shut up
with that secret trapdoor.

Just follow me. Come on.

Watch your head.

What is this? Hipster Narnia?

[MEGHA MAAN'S
"WHEN I FALL" PLAYING]

Wow. You just made this
secret, sexy bar on your own?

Well, I have
many hidden talents.

Oh, how about you just casually
tickling the ivories back there?

Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.

Which one?

Here's to finishing
what we started.

To finishing what we started.

♪ A side of the story
I never tried to read ♪

♪ But it's a feeling
I can't shake ♪

♪ Is that we never
Gave it all ♪

♪ And if it's more
Than I can take ♪

♪ Will you be there
When I fall? ♪

Well...

So...

I just saw you naked.

That is how sex works.

Right.

But we're...

We're friends.

What if we're more than friends?

How do we find out?

You know, I've honestly
been sitting here,

just racking my brain

- through ways to figure it out.
- Uh-huh.

And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.

What's that?

I think we gotta do it again.

Yeah, me too.

NICK [OVER PHONE]: Meet me at the
neon store at 10 a.m. tomorrow.

I have
another surprise for you.

A surprise?

Count monster in.

So now that you and Nick
are "gu-goh..."

Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?

Makes me nervous
just thinking about it,

but now that you guys are,
you know,

what have you collected
from him?

A safety net
because she rescued him.

Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.

AMANDA:
And visit each other's moms.

- That's very serious.
- Mm-hm.

Oh, and by the way,
my mom fully hit on him.

Cheryl is a legend.

- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.

BARISTA:
Lucy.

- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.

It's the least I could do.

Your gallery has
helped me so much.

After Dwayne died, I was lost.

One minute we were laughing,

stealing that bottle
of champagne. And the next...

I kept everything that he owned.

The thought of letting go
meant facing reality

and I just couldn't, so...

Again, you really helped.

Wow.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

So I'll see you
at the gallery opening?

Yes. Most definitely.
And I'm gonna bring a date.

Nice.

Look at you, Oprah,
healing the masses.

I think what Amanda is trying to
say is, you're very inspiring.

You should have
your own TED Talk.

No, I'm trying to say
she's Dolly Parton.

We had eight blissful years
together.

He was really focused
on work, but, um...

That's what I loved about him.

His passion, his intellect.

This is how
I like to remember him.

[SIGHS]

I mean, isn't he beautiful?

[BIG THIEF'S "MASTERPIECE"
PLAYING]

♪ Years, days ♪

♪ Makes no difference
To me, babe ♪

♪ You look
Exactly the same to me ♪

♪ Ain't no time ♪

♪ Crossing your legs
Inside the diner ♪

♪ Raising your coffee
To your lips, the steam ♪

♪ You saw the masterpiece
She looks a lot... ♪

Nick?

So if you just wanna
come through...

Lucy.

Hi.

Hi.

I, um...

This is my...

I'm Chloe.

[♪♪♪]

Um...

Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?

Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?

You told me
it was for your grandma.

No, I didn't. You assumed.
Like you always do.

You never corrected me.

- You built this for her?
- No.

- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second

- to explain it to you...
- Explain what?

You mocked me
for keeping Max's tie

and you built a hotel
in her honor?

That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.

No. No.
You don't get to do that.

I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.

I introduced you to my mom.

And now you've lied to me?
I feel like...

I don't... I don't even know you.

I wanted to tell you, okay?

I just didn't know when or how.

It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.

No, it's not easy
for anyone, Nick.

The best part
about being selfish is,

you get to do it alone.

This is clearly a bad time.
I'm gonna go.

No. Your name is on the door.
You stay.

I'll go.

Hey. I guess she slipped
this under the door one night

when I was working late.

I didn't find it,

uh, you know, until
two years after we broke up.

- Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.

I had to dump her ass.

Like N'Sync.
Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."

- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't...

Is Lucy home?

She's on the roof?
Great. Thanks.

AMANDA: Just so you
know, if a gorgeous woman

just pushed you off the roof,
and she, you know...

She was wearing a blue, really,
like, beautiful jumpsuit.

And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.

And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.

- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.

- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.

Stay-at-home model
in a purple top.

If she just was
driving this monster truck

and she just kept running
over your face.

Just over and over
and over and over.

Yeah. And, like, you were

completely
not recognizable anymore, um...

We would say it was an accident.

Yeah. And we have two alibis
and a Jeff.

And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.

Ironclad.

Cool.

Okay. Goodbye. Heh. Nice to...

Jeff. Great.

[♪♪♪]

Listen, I wanted
to tell you that...

What?

The Broken Hearts Ball is
your night,

and I just wanted
you to know that...

I'm gonna steer clear
of the hotel, okay?

The Chloe Hotel?

For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.

I named the hotel after her
a long time ago,

and it got too late
and too expensive...

to change it.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Many artists have
fallen in love with me.

Oh, wow, I didn't see you there.

Uh, but, yes, I know
about all your lovers.

That's a very strange thing
to say. Very odd.

I have something
for your installation.

I married a man who was
jealous about everything.

If I was enthusiastic
about a book, about a place,

about a flower,
about a human being...

jealous.

There's nothing inside.

I left him. I sold the ring.

I started the Woolf Gallery,

and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.

I never looked back.

Wow.

Did you regret marrying him?

Never.

I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.

I also wouldn't be me
if I hadn't let go.

Pain, my dear, is inevitable.

It's what you do with it
that matters.

[♪♪♪]

[MITSKI'S "FIRST LOVE/
LATE SPRING" PLAYING]

♪ The black hole... ♪

- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh, hello! Thank you.

I've never seen her
do that before.

NADINE:
That's weird.

♪ Window ♪

♪ Where you sleep ♪

♪ Wild women
Don't get the blues ♪

♪ But I find that ♪

♪ Lately I've been crying ♪

♪ Like a tall child ♪

♪ So please, hurry ♪

♪ Leave me
I can't breathe ♪

♪ Please don't say
You love me ♪

♪ Tell me "don't"
So I can crawl back in ♪

[♪♪♪]

I don't really know
what I'm doing here.

I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.

I don't know what it is
about this room,

but there's something about it
that's so much less...

"Hoardery"?

Doesn't look like
a homeless woman

just lives here
in her free time.

Ha-ha! You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.

Marie Kondo your asses.
How about that?

- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Inquiring minds wanna know.

Don't know, don't care.

It's my night.
I'm just doing me.

- Fine. Later.
- No, now.

You always say later
and never pay.

- I always pay.
- You owe me so much...

Pay? Wait, what?
What is going on here?

- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.

- Nadine?
- We bet that you and Nick

would get back together.

I said no. I won, obviously.
I always win.

- You what?
- We bet on your relationships.

How do you think
I afford this lifestyle?

Wait. How much
have you bet over the years?

- Like... Barely anything.
- Pennies. Pennies.

No, tell me right now.
You tell me. You...

Seven hundred and ninety-eight
dollars, 34 cents.

Now? You choose to speak now?

Oh, we're getting a divorce.

- We were never married.
- Well, hurry up and ask me

so I can fricking
divorce you already!

[CHUCKLES]

- Will you marry me?
- Get out!

That's why I think possums

are pretty much the coolest
animal in the entire world.

But if you're gonna
have possums in there,

meerkats need to be
in the conversation.

They stand up on hind legs,
looking around everywhere.

They also can run on four legs.

You can feed them bugs.
They run around in the desert...

MARCOS: Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.

- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.

Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...

I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.

Do you mind feeling my forehead?

- It's hot, right?
- You're fine.

- That's what I thought.
- We have to go.

I didn't put heels on
to show up late.

Real comforting. You guys
are gonna be great parents.

Ugh, a sick man disgusts me.

You need to explain to him
what's going on.

No, I don't. He's a moron.
Look at him.

Like you're so evolved?
All men are morons.

- We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.

You ruined the planet,
started wars, killed the bees.

You raped and pillaged.
If you opened your eyes

to what was going on
in the world,

you'd never stop crying.

I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.

As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.

You do realize I'm standing
right here and I can hear you?

- Yeah, well, I pointed at you.
- Listen up. You're not sick.

You need to tell him
what's going on.

- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.

- Please come back?
- We're not going to be late!

All right.

- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.

- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.

Where do you think
the money came from?

I don't know. Where did...? What?

- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?

The hotel you named
after another woman?

What about it?

Remember that mysterious
private lender, Nick?

Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.

She saved your ass.

She's your knight
in shining armor

and you're the stupidest
princess I've ever met.

No. You know what? I'm not
a stupid princess. Take these.

I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.

Oh, uh, so I'll just pay
for this...?

[♪♪♪]

I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.

LUCY:
My crazy is beautiful.

Crazy beautiful.

I mean, team spirit or... What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?

I hate him. I love him.
I mean, I hate him.

What are you doing to me?

How's this?

My body's not rejecting it.

- No?
- No, that's too much. Don't.

♪ I always say
What I'm feeling ♪

♪ I was born
Without a zip on my mouth ♪

♪ Sometimes I don't
Even mean it ♪

♪ It takes a little while
To figure me out ♪

♪ I like my coffee
With two sugars in it ♪

♪ High heels
And my jewelry dripping ♪

♪ Drink and I get all fired up
Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Insecure
But I'm working with it ♪

♪ Many things
I could get rid of ♪

♪ Ain't about to give it up ♪

♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly ♪

♪ I broke a couple hearts
That I wear on my sleeve ♪

♪ My mama always said
"Girl, you're trouble" and ♪

♪ And now I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪

♪ And every time we touch
Boy, you make me feel weak ♪

♪ I can tell you're shy
And I think you're so sweet ♪

♪ Spending every night
Under covers ♪

♪ And still I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

♪ A woman like me ♪

♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly... ♪

[ALL LAUGHING]

LUCY:
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.

Welcome
to the Broken Heart Gallery.

[ALL CHEERING]

Yes! Yes.

This gallery does not have

hundred-thousand-dollar
paintings

or precious sculptures.

It has... crap. A lot of it.

[ALL LAUGH]

But these are
the things we keep,

the souvenirs that tell
the stories of our lives,

even if that is
a half-eaten crab cake.

[ALL LAUGH]

[♪♪♪]

- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.

- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.

I began collecting, uh,

because I lost someone
a long time ago.

Um, her body is still here,
but her memory is gone...

so in many ways,
she is gone too.

My mother was
my first heartbreak.

I was afraid
I would end up like her,

that I would forget
and be forgotten.

So I clung to things, which
kept me from moving forward.

Heartbreak is the loneliest,

most isolating feeling
in the world.

And the truth is,
it happens to us all.

It is the great equalizer.

And without heartbreak,

I wouldn't have
built this place.

So I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...

also made me whole.

NICK:
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

[GUESTS MURMURING]

WOMAN:
Whoa! Sorry.

Okay.

[PANTING]

- Lucy.
- Uh...

So I'd like
to direct your attention

- to some of the installations...
- Lucy!

[SOFTLY]
Well, this is awkward. Uh...

Nick! What are you doing?

What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.

- [GIGGLING]
- LUCY: Uh...

This is kind of a bad time.

If you just wanna
wait patiently, quietly,

- until I'm done...
- No. No, I can't do that.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

The map was mine.

- Wait. What?
- The map.

I put the map in here.
I know I said he...

- It's kind of random.
- I don't know.

I was just trying
to throw you off.

I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...

I fell in love with her.

And then she left me
for my boss.

And I was devastated.

And I promised myself

that I would never let anyone
make me feel that way again.

And then I met you.

And so I put the map on the wall

because I wanted
to see you again.

Oh. Uh...

Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.

- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.

Probably. Good thing, you know?

But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and...

And I guess what I'm trying
to say, Lucy, is...

I love you.

[CROWD SIGHING, MURMURING]

Uh...

Try it again. Try it again.

I love you, Lucy.

Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.

[CROWD MURMURING]

- Maybe I should just...
- You should stay.

Sort of awkward
that you're not...

[WHISPERS]
Oh, my God.

RANDY:
Love him back! Right?

Yeah, I think you should
love him back.

NADINE:
You should love him back.

That feels right.
You should love him back.

I know that was sweet,

but you don't know
what the context is, so...

- Love him back.
- Love him back!

[CHANTING]
Love him back!

Oh, we're chanting?
We're chanting now.

ALL:
Love him back! Love him back!

Whoa, okay. Okay, this is...

Love him back! Love him back!

Okay, enough! Be quiet.

Just... Excuse me.
Thank you, excuse me.

[♪♪♪]

Hi.

I'm a lump of coal.
I feel nothing.

I changed the name
of the hotel.

It's... It's no big deal.

Okay, if I didn't do this,
they would all turn on me,

so this is for them.

[ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.

Why's that?

Because I love you too.

[ALL CHEERING]

Okay, okay.

♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪

♪ That we are young in love ♪

♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪

♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪

♪ If we stay young in love ♪

♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪

♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪

♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

Okay. Hi. Okay...

This is the bottle

from the first whiskey
we shared together.

And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,

and this is the hotel room key

from when Lucy and I
first started connecting...

What are you doing?

I'm doing the thing
about the stuff,

you know,
that the other people did.

I'm sorry. She has no manners.

Okay, that's cute,
but we don't...

You don't need this, okay,
because we're never breaking up.

Not even in a zombie apocalypse.

I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.

Um, we don't use that term.
It's derogatory.

No, taught you so well.

[INGRID MICHAELSON'S
"YOUNG AND IN LOVE" PLAYING]

♪ We're young and in love ♪

♪ And we're running
Like the wind ♪

♪ We got it all ♪

♪ We're never alone ♪

♪ If we got each other
We can save the world ♪

♪ Explosions in the sky ♪

♪ I see colors fly ♪

♪ It's like the Fourth of July
In your eyes ♪

♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪

♪ That we are young enough
Young enough ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪

♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Boy, turn it up ♪

♪ Play the music loud
So we can sing along ♪

♪ And teach me all the words
To all your favorite songs ♪

♪ We can make this moment last
All summer long ♪

♪ Explosions in the sky ♪

♪ I see colors fly ♪

♪ It's like
The Fourth of July ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪

♪ That we are young enough
Young enough ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪

♪ If we stay young enough
Young enough ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ And you break my walls down ♪

♪ 'Cause you make me
Fall apart ♪

♪ In a good way ♪

♪ In a good way ♪

♪ In a good way ♪

♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪

♪ That we are young enough
Young enough ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪

♪ If we stay young enough
Young enough ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪